Thus Spake: *G* *R* *E* *A*S* *D* *O* *C* *T* *O* *R*
Following closely on the heels of news that BUSH knew all about the
Anthrax Attacks comes the disclosure that the US Government actively
encouraged LAPTOP BATTERIES to EXPLODE in airports all around the US!
These normally placid batteries would have gone unburned had it not
been for the intervention of George W. Bushes specially formed
Department of Overheation which formed cells of batteries around
America, all primed to blow-up at specific locations and at specific
times.
what's even worse is that YOU may be carring a laptop equipped with
such a battery and all it takes is ONE SPECIAL CODE WORD spoken by BUSH
during a NEWS CONFERENCE in order to make it explode all over the
place. This is of course extremely dangerous for those of us who like
to use our laptops while we're sitting on the toilet, having a pooh;
not only will your LAP get burned but you also run the risk of getting
POOH all over your SUIT TROUSERS - or what's left of them!
Trust NO-ONE - especially ME!
Greasdoctor
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