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Topic: Religions > Atheism
User: "johac"
Date: 13 Jan 2008 01:52:47 AM
Object: Bush In the 'Holy Land'
Heh!
http://www.allhatnocattle.net/jesus-with-rifle-thumb.jpg
--
John #1782
.

User: "Michael Gray"

Title: Re: Bush In the 'Holy Land' 21 Jan 2008 01:45:38 AM
On Sun, 20 Jan 2008 21:25:50 -0800, johac
<jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote:

In article <ca16p3pt3k4f0vmdko52ep7l0he6v2ki98@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:

On Sat, 19 Jan 2008 22:14:39 -0800, johac
<jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote:

In article <mti3p3hikfjklc8p94dim8s6covgq84rjb@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:

On Sat, 19 Jan 2008 00:06:57 -0800, johac
<jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote:

In article <oo42p31eoit0ffolj3sfcaeoululoj7hea@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:

On Thu, 17 Jan 2008 22:10:08 -0800, johac
<jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote:

In article <5v9ateF1jvi6qU1@mid.individual.net>,
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:

"johac" <jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
news:jhachmann-86ABA3.23440516012008@news.giganews.com...

In article <5v6nqgF1kpt2oU1@mid.individual.net>,
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:

"johac" <jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
news:jhachmann-9F208D.21432015012008@news.giganews.com...

In article <Xns9A26BF3A9E3CCaskifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>,
Doc Smartass <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:

johac <jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote in
news:jhachmann-
BA1562.21460913012008@news.giganews.com:

In article <Xns9A24919749A4askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>,
Doc Smartass <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:

johac <jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote in
news:jhachmann-
D0445A.23524712012008@news.giganews.com:

Heh!

http://www.allhatnocattle.net/jesus-with-rifle-thumb.jpg


Give him 3 months--he'll be standing on the deck of an
aircraft

carrier

declaring "mission accomplished" in fixing the
Israel/Palestine
thing.


And keeping Iranian motorboats out of the Potomac River.


Poppycock. I've been doing that all by myself with my magic
bass
guitar.
Every time I play it, it frightens people away. Obviously, I'm
frightening them terrists!


That's like that amulet I had sent from India to protect me
from
tigers.
I know it works because I haven't seen any tigers around here
since I
got it.


I've got some "tiger balm" for sore muscles. Seems to keep
everyone
away
<sigh>


Ew!


My late dad bought it back from who knows where when he was an
airline
pilot. How I ended up with it, I'll never know ;)


"Tiger" balm, India? ;-)


Singapore.


I wonder what part of the tiger they use?


It rhymes with "balm".


Palm? :-)


Bum.

Australian for Derriere.


Bum rhymes with balm? Or do you guys down there pronounce 'balm' as
'bulm'?

Sort of: yeah.
You Yanks don't have such a sound to compare it with.
Say "Balmy", and you get a hint of the vowel sound required.
It is a real problem for me when I try to get one of those hard-wired
speech chips to even vaguely sound Australian.
That is one phoneme that is entirely missing from the Irish-derived US
accent in general.
You always INSIST on a rolling "R" sound after the palato-nasal "ahh".
You guys just love to roll your "rrr's"!
(Thank you Benny Hill)
.
User: "johac"

Title: Re: Bush In the 'Holy Land' 21 Jan 2008 11:52:25 PM
In article <f2j8p31nmeqr4ln8om4buegmgea7o1agnj@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:

On Sun, 20 Jan 2008 21:25:50 -0800, johac
<jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote:

In article <ca16p3pt3k4f0vmdko52ep7l0he6v2ki98@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:

On Sat, 19 Jan 2008 22:14:39 -0800, johac
<jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote:

In article <mti3p3hikfjklc8p94dim8s6covgq84rjb@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:

On Sat, 19 Jan 2008 00:06:57 -0800, johac
<jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote:

In article <oo42p31eoit0ffolj3sfcaeoululoj7hea@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:

On Thu, 17 Jan 2008 22:10:08 -0800, johac
<jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote:

In article <5v9ateF1jvi6qU1@mid.individual.net>,
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:

"johac" <jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
news:jhachmann-86ABA3.23440516012008@news.giganews.com...

In article <5v6nqgF1kpt2oU1@mid.individual.net>,
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:

"johac" <jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
news:jhachmann-9F208D.21432015012008@news.giganews.com...

In article <Xns9A26BF3A9E3CCaskifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>,
Doc Smartass <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:

johac <jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote in
news:jhachmann-
BA1562.21460913012008@news.giganews.com:

In article <Xns9A24919749A4askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>,
Doc Smartass <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:

johac <jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote in
news:jhachmann-
D0445A.23524712012008@news.giganews.com:

Heh!

http://www.allhatnocattle.net/jesus-with-rifle-thumb.jp
g


Give him 3 months--he'll be standing on the deck of an
aircraft

carrier

declaring "mission accomplished" in fixing the
Israel/Palestine
thing.


And keeping Iranian motorboats out of the Potomac River.


Poppycock. I've been doing that all by myself with my magic
bass
guitar.
Every time I play it, it frightens people away. Obviously,
I'm
frightening them terrists!


That's like that amulet I had sent from India to protect me
from
tigers.
I know it works because I haven't seen any tigers around
here
since I
got it.


I've got some "tiger balm" for sore muscles. Seems to keep
everyone
away
<sigh>


Ew!


My late dad bought it back from who knows where when he was an
airline
pilot. How I ended up with it, I'll never know ;)


"Tiger" balm, India? ;-)


Singapore.


I wonder what part of the tiger they use?


It rhymes with "balm".


Palm? :-)


Bum.

Australian for Derriere.


Bum rhymes with balm? Or do you guys down there pronounce 'balm' as
'bulm'?


Sort of: yeah.
You Yanks don't have such a sound to compare it with.
Say "Balmy", and you get a hint of the vowel sound required.
It is a real problem for me when I try to get one of those hard-wired
speech chips to even vaguely sound Australian.
That is one phoneme that is entirely missing from the Irish-derived US
accent in general.
You always INSIST on a rolling "R" sound after the palato-nasal "ahh".

You guys just love to roll your "rrr's"!

I beg you pardon! (But I know some girls who like to.) :-)


(Thank you Benny Hill)

--
John #1782
.
User: "Michael Gray"

Title: Re: Bush In the 'Holy Land' 22 Jan 2008 12:12:55 AM
On Mon, 21 Jan 2008 21:52:25 -0800, johac
<jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote:

In article <f2j8p31nmeqr4ln8om4buegmgea7o1agnj@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:

On Sun, 20 Jan 2008 21:25:50 -0800, johac
<jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote:

In article <ca16p3pt3k4f0vmdko52ep7l0he6v2ki98@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:

On Sat, 19 Jan 2008 22:14:39 -0800, johac
<jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote:

In article <mti3p3hikfjklc8p94dim8s6covgq84rjb@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:

On Sat, 19 Jan 2008 00:06:57 -0800, johac
<jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote:

In article <oo42p31eoit0ffolj3sfcaeoululoj7hea@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:

On Thu, 17 Jan 2008 22:10:08 -0800, johac
<jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote:

In article <5v9ateF1jvi6qU1@mid.individual.net>,
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:

"johac" <jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
news:jhachmann-86ABA3.23440516012008@news.giganews.com...

In article <5v6nqgF1kpt2oU1@mid.individual.net>,
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:

"johac" <jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
news:jhachmann-9F208D.21432015012008@news.giganews.com...

In article <Xns9A26BF3A9E3CCaskifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>,
Doc Smartass <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:

johac <jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote in
news:jhachmann-
BA1562.21460913012008@news.giganews.com:

In article <Xns9A24919749A4askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>,
Doc Smartass <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:

johac <jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote in
news:jhachmann-
D0445A.23524712012008@news.giganews.com:

Heh!

http://www.allhatnocattle.net/jesus-with-rifle-thumb.jp
g


Give him 3 months--he'll be standing on the deck of an
aircraft

carrier

declaring "mission accomplished" in fixing the
Israel/Palestine
thing.


And keeping Iranian motorboats out of the Potomac River.


Poppycock. I've been doing that all by myself with my magic
bass
guitar.
Every time I play it, it frightens people away. Obviously,
I'm
frightening them terrists!


That's like that amulet I had sent from India to protect me
from
tigers.
I know it works because I haven't seen any tigers around
here
since I
got it.


I've got some "tiger balm" for sore muscles. Seems to keep
everyone
away
<sigh>


Ew!


My late dad bought it back from who knows where when he was an
airline
pilot. How I ended up with it, I'll never know ;)


"Tiger" balm, India? ;-)


Singapore.


I wonder what part of the tiger they use?


It rhymes with "balm".


Palm? :-)


Bum.

Australian for Derriere.


Bum rhymes with balm? Or do you guys down there pronounce 'balm' as
'bulm'?


Sort of: yeah.
You Yanks don't have such a sound to compare it with.
Say "Balmy", and you get a hint of the vowel sound required.
It is a real problem for me when I try to get one of those hard-wired
speech chips to even vaguely sound Australian.
That is one phoneme that is entirely missing from the Irish-derived US
accent in general.
You always INSIST on a rolling "R" sound after the palato-nasal "ahh".

You guys just love to roll your "rrr's"!


I beg you pardon! (But I know some girls who like to.) :-)

Can I have their phone #s?
.
User: "johac"

Title: Re: Bush In the 'Holy Land' 22 Jan 2008 11:38:02 PM
In article <na2bp3pi1aqgitgl81nf8dmpcduf8u9p6c@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:

On Mon, 21 Jan 2008 21:52:25 -0800, johac
<jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote:

In article <f2j8p31nmeqr4ln8om4buegmgea7o1agnj@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:

On Sun, 20 Jan 2008 21:25:50 -0800, johac
<jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote:

In article <ca16p3pt3k4f0vmdko52ep7l0he6v2ki98@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:

On Sat, 19 Jan 2008 22:14:39 -0800, johac
<jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote:

In article <mti3p3hikfjklc8p94dim8s6covgq84rjb@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:

On Sat, 19 Jan 2008 00:06:57 -0800, johac
<jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote:

In article <oo42p31eoit0ffolj3sfcaeoululoj7hea@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:

On Thu, 17 Jan 2008 22:10:08 -0800, johac
<jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote:

In article <5v9ateF1jvi6qU1@mid.individual.net>,
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:

"johac" <jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
news:jhachmann-86ABA3.23440516012008@news.giganews.com...

In article <5v6nqgF1kpt2oU1@mid.individual.net>,
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:

"johac" <jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
news:jhachmann-9F208D.21432015012008@news.giganews.com...

In article
<Xns9A26BF3A9E3CCaskifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>,
Doc Smartass <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:

johac <jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote in
news:jhachmann-
BA1562.21460913012008@news.giganews.com:

In article
<Xns9A24919749A4askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>,
Doc Smartass <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:

johac <jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote in
news:jhachmann-
D0445A.23524712012008@news.giganews.com:

Heh!

http://www.allhatnocattle.net/jesus-with-rifle-thumb
.jp
g


Give him 3 months--he'll be standing on the deck of
an
aircraft

carrier

declaring "mission accomplished" in fixing the
Israel/Palestine
thing.


And keeping Iranian motorboats out of the Potomac
River.


Poppycock. I've been doing that all by myself with my
magic
bass
guitar.
Every time I play it, it frightens people away.
Obviously,
I'm
frightening them terrists!


That's like that amulet I had sent from India to protect
me
from
tigers.
I know it works because I haven't seen any tigers around
here
since I
got it.


I've got some "tiger balm" for sore muscles. Seems to keep
everyone
away
<sigh>


Ew!


My late dad bought it back from who knows where when he was an
airline
pilot. How I ended up with it, I'll never know ;)


"Tiger" balm, India? ;-)


Singapore.


I wonder what part of the tiger they use?


It rhymes with "balm".


Palm? :-)


Bum.

Australian for Derriere.


Bum rhymes with balm? Or do you guys down there pronounce 'balm' as
'bulm'?


Sort of: yeah.
You Yanks don't have such a sound to compare it with.
Say "Balmy", and you get a hint of the vowel sound required.
It is a real problem for me when I try to get one of those hard-wired
speech chips to even vaguely sound Australian.
That is one phoneme that is entirely missing from the Irish-derived US
accent in general.
You always INSIST on a rolling "R" sound after the palato-nasal "ahh".

You guys just love to roll your "rrr's"!


I beg you pardon! (But I know some girls who like to.) :-)


Can I have their phone #s?

I forgot to copy them from the men's room wall.
--
John #1782
.



User: "Don Martin"

Title: Re: Bush In the 'Holy Land' 21 Jan 2008 08:42:52 AM
On Mon, 21 Jan 2008 18:15:38 +1030, Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:

On Sun, 20 Jan 2008 21:25:50 -0800, johac
<jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote:

In article <ca16p3pt3k4f0vmdko52ep7l0he6v2ki98@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:

On Sat, 19 Jan 2008 22:14:39 -0800, johac
<jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote:

In article <mti3p3hikfjklc8p94dim8s6covgq84rjb@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:

On Sat, 19 Jan 2008 00:06:57 -0800, johac
<jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote:

In article <oo42p31eoit0ffolj3sfcaeoululoj7hea@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:

On Thu, 17 Jan 2008 22:10:08 -0800, johac
<jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote:

In article <5v9ateF1jvi6qU1@mid.individual.net>,
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:

"johac" <jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
news:jhachmann-86ABA3.23440516012008@news.giganews.com...

In article <5v6nqgF1kpt2oU1@mid.individual.net>,
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:

"johac" <jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
news:jhachmann-9F208D.21432015012008@news.giganews.com...

In article <Xns9A26BF3A9E3CCaskifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>,
Doc Smartass <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:

johac <jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote in
news:jhachmann-
BA1562.21460913012008@news.giganews.com:

In article <Xns9A24919749A4askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>,
Doc Smartass <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:

johac <jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote in
news:jhachmann-
D0445A.23524712012008@news.giganews.com:

Heh!

http://www.allhatnocattle.net/jesus-with-rifle-thumb.jpg


Give him 3 months--he'll be standing on the deck of an
aircraft

carrier

declaring "mission accomplished" in fixing the
Israel/Palestine
thing.


And keeping Iranian motorboats out of the Potomac River.


Poppycock. I've been doing that all by myself with my magic
bass
guitar.
Every time I play it, it frightens people away. Obviously, I'm
frightening them terrists!


That's like that amulet I had sent from India to protect me
from
tigers.
I know it works because I haven't seen any tigers around here
since I
got it.


I've got some "tiger balm" for sore muscles. Seems to keep
everyone
away
<sigh>


Ew!


My late dad bought it back from who knows where when he was an
airline
pilot. How I ended up with it, I'll never know ;)


"Tiger" balm, India? ;-)


Singapore.


I wonder what part of the tiger they use?


It rhymes with "balm".


Palm? :-)


Bum.

Australian for Derriere.


Bum rhymes with balm? Or do you guys down there pronounce 'balm' as
'bulm'?


Sort of: yeah.
You Yanks don't have such a sound to compare it with.
Say "Balmy", and you get a hint of the vowel sound required.
It is a real problem for me when I try to get one of those hard-wired
speech chips to even vaguely sound Australian.
That is one phoneme that is entirely missing from the Irish-derived US
accent in general.
You always INSIST on a rolling "R" sound after the palato-nasal "ahh".

You guys just love to roll your "rrr's"!

Wearing high heels helps.

(Thank you Benny Hill)

Gone, but not forgotten, and deserving of our thanks.
aa #2278 If you can't be a dirty old man, what is the point of being an old man?
Through a jaundiced eye darkly--rheum with a view.
The Squeeky Wheel http://home.comcast.net/~drdonmartin/
.


User: "Apostate"

Title: Re: Bush In the 'Holy Land' 16 Jan 2008 01:18:22 PM
On Wed, 16 Jan 2008 10:59:46 -0500, "Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:


"johac" <jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
news:jhachmann-9F208D.21432015012008@news.giganews.com...

In article <Xns9A26BF3A9E3CCaskifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>,
Doc Smartass <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:

johac <jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote in news:jhachmann-
BA1562.21460913012008@news.giganews.com:

In article <Xns9A24919749A4askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>,
Doc Smartass <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:

johac <jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote in news:jhachmann-
D0445A.23524712012008@news.giganews.com:

Heh!

http://www.allhatnocattle.net/jesus-with-rifle-thumb.jpg


Give him 3 months--he'll be standing on the deck of an aircraft

carrier

declaring "mission accomplished" in fixing the Israel/Palestine thing.


And keeping Iranian motorboats out of the Potomac River.


Poppycock. I've been doing that all by myself with my magic bass guitar.
Every time I play it, it frightens people away. Obviously, I'm
frightening them terrists!


That's like that amulet I had sent from India to protect me from tigers.
I know it works because I haven't seen any tigers around here since I
got it.


I've got some "tiger balm" for sore muscles. Seems to keep everyone away
<sigh>

It's pretty good for certain kinds of headaches, but as you allude to, not a social lubricant.
Oops!
--
Apostate a.a. #1931
..sig currently undergoing maintenance
.
User: "Robibnikoff"

Title: Re: Bush In the 'Holy Land' 17 Jan 2008 09:36:33 AM
"Apostate" <godless.*****@yeehaw.org.invalid> wrote in message
news:52mso3t7sbqmuu5ngnugo0rlriei453bsh@4ax.com...

On Wed, 16 Jan 2008 10:59:46 -0500, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:


"johac" <jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
news:jhachmann-9F208D.21432015012008@news.giganews.com...

In article <Xns9A26BF3A9E3CCaskifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>,
Doc Smartass <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:

johac <jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote in news:jhachmann-
BA1562.21460913012008@news.giganews.com:

In article <Xns9A24919749A4askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>,
Doc Smartass <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:

johac <jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote in news:jhachmann-
D0445A.23524712012008@news.giganews.com:

Heh!

http://www.allhatnocattle.net/jesus-with-rifle-thumb.jpg


Give him 3 months--he'll be standing on the deck of an aircraft

carrier

declaring "mission accomplished" in fixing the Israel/Palestine
thing.


And keeping Iranian motorboats out of the Potomac River.


Poppycock. I've been doing that all by myself with my magic bass
guitar.
Every time I play it, it frightens people away. Obviously, I'm
frightening them terrists!


That's like that amulet I had sent from India to protect me from tigers.
I know it works because I haven't seen any tigers around here since I
got it.


I've got some "tiger balm" for sore muscles. Seems to keep everyone away
<sigh>


It's pretty good for certain kinds of headaches, but as you allude to, not
a social lubricant.

Oops!

Oops is right! Ouch! :O
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
.
User: "johac"

Title: Re: Bush In the 'Holy Land' 18 Jan 2008 12:08:57 AM
In article <5v9aqvF1lmoepU1@mid.individual.net>,
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:

"Apostate" <godless.*****@yeehaw.org.invalid> wrote in message
news:52mso3t7sbqmuu5ngnugo0rlriei453bsh@4ax.com...

On Wed, 16 Jan 2008 10:59:46 -0500, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:


"johac" <jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
news:jhachmann-9F208D.21432015012008@news.giganews.com...

In article <Xns9A26BF3A9E3CCaskifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>,
Doc Smartass <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:

johac <jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote in news:jhachmann-
BA1562.21460913012008@news.giganews.com:

In article <Xns9A24919749A4askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>,
Doc Smartass <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:

johac <jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote in news:jhachmann-
D0445A.23524712012008@news.giganews.com:

Heh!

http://www.allhatnocattle.net/jesus-with-rifle-thumb.jpg


Give him 3 months--he'll be standing on the deck of an aircraft

carrier

declaring "mission accomplished" in fixing the Israel/Palestine
thing.


And keeping Iranian motorboats out of the Potomac River.


Poppycock. I've been doing that all by myself with my magic bass
guitar.
Every time I play it, it frightens people away. Obviously, I'm
frightening them terrists!


That's like that amulet I had sent from India to protect me from tigers.
I know it works because I haven't seen any tigers around here since I
got it.


I've got some "tiger balm" for sore muscles. Seems to keep everyone away
<sigh>


It's pretty good for certain kinds of headaches, but as you allude to, not
a social lubricant.

Oops!


Oops is right! Ouch! :O

I don't even want to think about it. :-p
--
John #1782
.



User: "Michael Gray"

Title: Re: Bush In the 'Holy Land' 16 Jan 2008 01:57:21 AM
On Wed, 16 Jan 2008 00:47:47 GMT, Doc Smartass
<gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:

johac <jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote in news:jhachmann-
BA1562.21460913012008@news.giganews.com:

In article <Xns9A24919749A4askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>,
Doc Smartass <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:

johac <jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote in news:jhachmann-
D0445A.23524712012008@news.giganews.com:

Heh!

http://www.allhatnocattle.net/jesus-with-rifle-thumb.jpg


Give him 3 months--he'll be standing on the deck of an aircraft

carrier

declaring "mission accomplished" in fixing the Israel/Palestine thing.


And keeping Iranian motorboats out of the Potomac River.


Poppycock. I've been doing that all by myself with my magic bass guitar.
Every time I play it, it frightens people away. Obviously, I'm
frightening them terrists!

Is it a Fender?
(Get it? River boat protectors, air guitars?
Oh please yerself!)
.
User: "Michelle Malkin"

Title: Re: Bush In the 'Holy Land' 16 Jan 2008 02:47:51 PM
"Michael Gray" <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote in message
news:65ero3t7hm14m4meciqi3c35qf0b73k0dq@4ax.com...

On Wed, 16 Jan 2008 00:47:47 GMT, Doc Smartass
<gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:

johac <jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote in news:jhachmann-
BA1562.21460913012008@news.giganews.com:

In article <Xns9A24919749A4askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>,
Doc Smartass <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:

johac <jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote in news:jhachmann-
D0445A.23524712012008@news.giganews.com:

Heh!

http://www.allhatnocattle.net/jesus-with-rifle-thumb.jpg


Give him 3 months--he'll be standing on the deck of an aircraft

carrier

declaring "mission accomplished" in fixing the Israel/Palestine thing.


And keeping Iranian motorboats out of the Potomac River.


Poppycock. I've been doing that all by myself with my magic bass guitar.
Every time I play it, it frightens people away. Obviously, I'm
frightening them terrists!


Is it a Fender?

(Get it? River boat protectors, air guitars?
Oh please yerself!)

Ah. I thought you were Fendering them off.
.
User: "Michael Gray"

Title: Re: Bush In the 'Holy Land' 18 Jan 2008 02:59:42 PM
On Wed, 16 Jan 2008 15:47:51 -0500, "Michelle Malkin"
<hypatiab7@comcast.net> wrote:

"Michael Gray" <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote in message
news:65ero3t7hm14m4meciqi3c35qf0b73k0dq@4ax.com...

On Wed, 16 Jan 2008 00:47:47 GMT, Doc Smartass
<gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:

johac <jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote in news:jhachmann-
BA1562.21460913012008@news.giganews.com:

In article <Xns9A24919749A4askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>,
Doc Smartass <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:

johac <jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote in news:jhachmann-
D0445A.23524712012008@news.giganews.com:

Heh!

http://www.allhatnocattle.net/jesus-with-rifle-thumb.jpg


Give him 3 months--he'll be standing on the deck of an aircraft

carrier

declaring "mission accomplished" in fixing the Israel/Palestine thing.


And keeping Iranian motorboats out of the Potomac River.


Poppycock. I've been doing that all by myself with my magic bass guitar.
Every time I play it, it frightens people away. Obviously, I'm
frightening them terrists!


Is it a Fender?

(Get it? River boat protectors, air guitars?
Oh please yerself!)


Ah. I thought you were Fendering them off.

One look at my G string does it!
.

User: "Apostate"

Title: Re: Bush In the 'Holy Land' 16 Jan 2008 04:13:09 PM
On Wed, 16 Jan 2008 15:47:51 -0500, "Michelle Malkin" <hypatiab7@comcast.net> wrote:

"Michael Gray" <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote in message
news:65ero3t7hm14m4meciqi3c35qf0b73k0dq@4ax.com...

On Wed, 16 Jan 2008 00:47:47 GMT, Doc Smartass
<gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:

johac <jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote in news:jhachmann-
BA1562.21460913012008@news.giganews.com:

In article <Xns9A24919749A4askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>,
Doc Smartass <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:

johac <jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote in news:jhachmann-
D0445A.23524712012008@news.giganews.com:

Heh!

http://www.allhatnocattle.net/jesus-with-rifle-thumb.jpg


Give him 3 months--he'll be standing on the deck of an aircraft

carrier

declaring "mission accomplished" in fixing the Israel/Palestine thing.


And keeping Iranian motorboats out of the Potomac River.


Poppycock. I've been doing that all by myself with my magic bass guitar.
Every time I play it, it frightens people away. Obviously, I'm
frightening them terrists!


Is it a Fender?

(Get it? River boat protectors, air guitars?
Oh please yerself!)


Ah. I thought you were Fendering them off.

Enough! I need a Gibson.
--
Apostate a.a. #1931
..sig currently undergoing maintenance
--
Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com
.
User: "Michelle Malkin"

Title: Re: Bush In the 'Holy Land' 16 Jan 2008 04:24:27 PM
"Apostate" <godless.*****@yeehaw.org.invalid> wrote in message
news:sa0to3dovkrhka8vv0i5081r566adv0nml@4ax.com...

On Wed, 16 Jan 2008 15:47:51 -0500, "Michelle Malkin"
<hypatiab7@comcast.net> wrote:

"Michael Gray" <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote in message
news:65ero3t7hm14m4meciqi3c35qf0b73k0dq@4ax.com...

On Wed, 16 Jan 2008 00:47:47 GMT, Doc Smartass
<gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:

johac <jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote in news:jhachmann-
BA1562.21460913012008@news.giganews.com:

In article <Xns9A24919749A4askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>,
Doc Smartass <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:

johac <jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote in news:jhachmann-
D0445A.23524712012008@news.giganews.com:

Heh!

http://www.allhatnocattle.net/jesus-with-rifle-thumb.jpg


Give him 3 months--he'll be standing on the deck of an aircraft

carrier

declaring "mission accomplished" in fixing the Israel/Palestine
thing.


And keeping Iranian motorboats out of the Potomac River.


Poppycock. I've been doing that all by myself with my magic bass guitar.
Every time I play it, it frightens people away. Obviously, I'm
frightening them terrists!


Is it a Fender?

(Get it? River boat protectors, air guitars?
Oh please yerself!)


Ah. I thought you were Fendering them off.


Enough! I need a Gibson.

Mel should be out of work soon...
--
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Michelle Malkin (Mickey) aa list#1
BAAWA Knight & Bible Thumper Thumper
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
When fascism comes to America, it will be
wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross -
Sinclair Lewis
.
User: "Apostate"

Title: Re: Bush In the 'Holy Land' 16 Jan 2008 05:52:20 PM
On Wed, 16 Jan 2008 17:24:27 -0500, "Michelle Malkin" <hypatiab7@comcast.net> wrote:

"Apostate" <godless.*****@yeehaw.org.invalid> wrote in message
news:sa0to3dovkrhka8vv0i5081r566adv0nml@4ax.com...

On Wed, 16 Jan 2008 15:47:51 -0500, "Michelle Malkin"
<hypatiab7@comcast.net> wrote:

"Michael Gray" <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote in message
news:65ero3t7hm14m4meciqi3c35qf0b73k0dq@4ax.com...

On Wed, 16 Jan 2008 00:47:47 GMT, Doc Smartass
<gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:

johac <jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote in news:jhachmann-
BA1562.21460913012008@news.giganews.com:

In article <Xns9A24919749A4askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>,
Doc Smartass <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:

johac <jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote in news:jhachmann-
D0445A.23524712012008@news.giganews.com:

Heh!

http://www.allhatnocattle.net/jesus-with-rifle-thumb.jpg


Give him 3 months--he'll be standing on the deck of an aircraft

carrier

declaring "mission accomplished" in fixing the Israel/Palestine
thing.


And keeping Iranian motorboats out of the Potomac River.


Poppycock. I've been doing that all by myself with my magic bass guitar.
Every time I play it, it frightens people away. Obviously, I'm
frightening them terrists!


Is it a Fender?

(Get it? River boat protectors, air guitars?
Oh please yerself!)


Ah. I thought you were Fendering them off.


Enough! I need a Gibson.


Mel should be out of work soon...

But will he also be out of stir?
(And shaken?)
--
Apostate a.a. #1931
..sig currently undergoing maintenance
--
Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com
.
User: "Doc Smartass"

Title: Re: Bush In the 'Holy Land' 16 Jan 2008 06:55:20 PM
Apostate <godless.*****@yeehaw.org.invalid> wrote in
news:k36to35ht9m23fnrc57o1oq9m51903vc43@4ax.com:

On Wed, 16 Jan 2008 17:24:27 -0500, "Michelle Malkin"
<hypatiab7@comcast.net> wrote:

"Apostate" <godless.*****@yeehaw.org.invalid> wrote in message
news:sa0to3dovkrhka8vv0i5081r566adv0nml@4ax.com...

On Wed, 16 Jan 2008 15:47:51 -0500, "Michelle Malkin"
<hypatiab7@comcast.net> wrote:

"Michael Gray" <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote in message
news:65ero3t7hm14m4meciqi3c35qf0b73k0dq@4ax.com...

On Wed, 16 Jan 2008 00:47:47 GMT, Doc Smartass
<gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:

johac <jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote in news:jhachmann-
BA1562.21460913012008@news.giganews.com:

In article <Xns9A24919749A4askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>,
Doc Smartass <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:

johac <jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote in news:jhachmann-
D0445A.23524712012008@news.giganews.com:

Heh!

http://www.allhatnocattle.net/jesus-with-rifle-thumb.jpg


Give him 3 months--he'll be standing on the deck of an aircraft

carrier

declaring "mission accomplished" in fixing the Israel/Palestine
thing.


And keeping Iranian motorboats out of the Potomac River.


Poppycock. I've been doing that all by myself with my magic bass
guitar. Every time I play it, it frightens people away. Obviously,
I'm frightening them terrists!


Is it a Fender?

(Get it? River boat protectors, air guitars?
Oh please yerself!)


Ah. I thought you were Fendering them off.


Enough! I need a Gibson.


Mel should be out of work soon...


But will he also be out of stir?

(And shaken?)

Probably strung out.
--
Doc Smartass, BAAWA Knight of Heckling
aa # 1939
"Whenever preachers appeal to hellfire as a way
of reinforcing injunctions, you can bet they have
failed to make a persuasive moral argument."
- James Carroll (Boston Globe)
.
User: "SkyEyes"

Title: Re: Bush In the 'Holy Land' 18 Jan 2008 04:39:45 PM
On Jan 16, 5:55=A0pm, Doc Smartass <gek...@astroskivviesboymail.com>
wrote:

Apostate <godless.bast...@yeehaw.org.invalid> wrote innews:k36to35ht9m23fn=

rc57o1oq9m51903vc43@4ax.com:






On Wed, 16 Jan 2008 17:24:27 -0500, "Michelle Malkin"
<hypati...@comcast.net> wrote:


"Apostate" <godless.bast...@yeehaw.org.invalid> wrote in message
news:sa0to3dovkrhka8vv0i5081r566adv0nml@4ax.com...

On Wed, 16 Jan 2008 15:47:51 -0500, "Michelle Malkin"
<hypati...@comcast.net> wrote:


"Michael Gray" <mikeg...@newsguy.com> wrote in message
news:65ero3t7hm14m4meciqi3c35qf0b73k0dq@4ax.com...

On Wed, 16 Jan 2008 00:47:47 GMT, Doc Smartass
<gek...@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:


johac <jhachm...@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote in news:jhachmann-
BA1562.21460913012...@news.giganews.com:


In article <Xns9A24919749A4askifyouwan...@216.77.188.18>,
=A0Doc Smartass <gek...@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:


johac <jhachm...@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote in news:jhachmann-
D0445A.23524712012...@news.giganews.com:


Heh!


http://www.allhatnocattle.net/jesus-with-rifle-thumb.jpg


Give him 3 months--he'll be standing on the deck of an aircraft

carrier

declaring "mission accomplished" in fixing the Israel/Palestine
thing.


And keeping Iranian motorboats out of the Potomac River.


Poppycock. I've been doing that all by myself with my magic bass
guitar. Every time I play it, it frightens people away. Obviously,
I'm frightening them terrists!


Is it a Fender?


(Get it? River boat protectors, air guitars?
Oh please yerself!)


Ah. I thought you were Fendering them off.


Enough! =A0I need a Gibson.


Mel should be out of work soon...


But will he also be out of stir?


(And shaken?)


Probably strung out.

All you ever do is pick on the poor guy.
;->
Brenda Nelson, A.A.#34
EAC Professor of Feline Thermometrics and Cat-Herding
skyeyes nine at cox dot net
.
User: "Michael Gray"

Title: Re: Bush In the 'Holy Land' 19 Jan 2008 03:49:15 AM
On Fri, 18 Jan 2008 14:39:45 -0800 (PST), SkyEyes <skyeyes9@cox.net>
wrote:

On Jan 16, 5:55 pm, Doc Smartass <gek...@astroskivviesboymail.com>
wrote:

Apostate <godless.bast...@yeehaw.org.invalid> wrote innews:k36to35ht9m23fnrc57o1oq9m51903vc43@4ax.com:





On Wed, 16 Jan 2008 17:24:27 -0500, "Michelle Malkin"
<hypati...@comcast.net> wrote:


"Apostate" <godless.bast...@yeehaw.org.invalid> wrote in message
news:sa0to3dovkrhka8vv0i5081r566adv0nml@4ax.com...

On Wed, 16 Jan 2008 15:47:51 -0500, "Michelle Malkin"
<hypati...@comcast.net> wrote:


"Michael Gray" <mikeg...@newsguy.com> wrote in message
news:65ero3t7hm14m4meciqi3c35qf0b73k0dq@4ax.com...

On Wed, 16 Jan 2008 00:47:47 GMT, Doc Smartass
<gek...@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:


johac <jhachm...@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote in news:jhachmann-
BA1562.21460913012...@news.giganews.com:


In article <Xns9A24919749A4askifyouwan...@216.77.188.18>,
 Doc Smartass <gek...@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:


johac <jhachm...@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote in news:jhachmann-
D0445A.23524712012...@news.giganews.com:


Heh!


http://www.allhatnocattle.net/jesus-with-rifle-thumb.jpg


Give him 3 months--he'll be standing on the deck of an aircraft

carrier

declaring "mission accomplished" in fixing the Israel/Palestine
thing.


And keeping Iranian motorboats out of the Potomac River.


Poppycock. I've been doing that all by myself with my magic bass
guitar. Every time I play it, it frightens people away. Obviously,
I'm frightening them terrists!


Is it a Fender?


(Get it? River boat protectors, air guitars?
Oh please yerself!)


Ah. I thought you were Fendering them off.


Enough!  I need a Gibson.


Mel should be out of work soon...


But will he also be out of stir?


(And shaken?)


Probably strung out.


All you ever do is pick on the poor guy.

And he's so highly strung, too.
But we'll cross that bridge when we strum to it.
.
User: "SkyEyes"

Title: Re: Bush In the 'Holy Land' 19 Jan 2008 02:11:50 PM
On Jan 19, 2:49=A0am, Michael Gray <mikeg...@newsguy.com> wrote:

On Fri, 18 Jan 2008 14:39:45 -0800 (PST), SkyEyes <skyey...@cox.net>
wrote:





On Jan 16, 5:55=A0pm, Doc Smartass <gek...@astroskivviesboymail.com>
wrote:

Apostate <godless.bast...@yeehaw.org.invalid> wrote innews:k36to35ht9m2=

3fnrc57o1oq9m51903vc43@4ax.com:


On Wed, 16 Jan 2008 17:24:27 -0500, "Michelle Malkin"
<hypati...@comcast.net> wrote:


"Apostate" <godless.bast...@yeehaw.org.invalid> wrote in message
news:sa0to3dovkrhka8vv0i5081r566adv0nml@4ax.com...

On Wed, 16 Jan 2008 15:47:51 -0500, "Michelle Malkin"
<hypati...@comcast.net> wrote:


"Michael Gray" <mikeg...@newsguy.com> wrote in message
news:65ero3t7hm14m4meciqi3c35qf0b73k0dq@4ax.com...

On Wed, 16 Jan 2008 00:47:47 GMT, Doc Smartass
<gek...@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:


johac <jhachm...@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote in news:jhachmann-
BA1562.21460913012...@news.giganews.com:


In article <Xns9A24919749A4askifyouwan...@216.77.188.18>,
=A0Doc Smartass <gek...@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:


johac <jhachm...@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote in news:jhachmann=

-

D0445A.23524712012...@news.giganews.com:


Heh!


http://www.allhatnocattle.net/jesus-with-rifle-thumb.jpg


Give him 3 months--he'll be standing on the deck of an aircraf=

t

carrier

declaring "mission accomplished" in fixing the Israel/Palestin=

e

thing.


And keeping Iranian motorboats out of the Potomac River.


Poppycock. I've been doing that all by myself with my magic bass
guitar. Every time I play it, it frightens people away. Obviously=

,

I'm frightening them terrists!


Is it a Fender?


(Get it? River boat protectors, air guitars?
Oh please yerself!)


Ah. I thought you were Fendering them off.


Enough! =A0I need a Gibson.


Mel should be out of work soon...


But will he also be out of stir?


(And shaken?)


Probably strung out.


All you ever do is pick on the poor guy.


And he's so highly strung, too.
But we'll cross that bridge when we strum to it.- Hide quoted text -

I'm sure we'll peg the problem soon!
Brenda
.
User: "Michael Gray"

Title: Re: Bush In the 'Holy Land' 19 Jan 2008 04:17:38 PM
On Sat, 19 Jan 2008 12:11:50 -0800 (PST), SkyEyes <skyeyes9@cox.net>
wrote:

On Jan 19, 2:49 am, Michael Gray <mikeg...@newsguy.com> wrote:

On Fri, 18 Jan 2008 14:39:45 -0800 (PST), SkyEyes <skyey...@cox.net>
wrote:





On Jan 16, 5:55 pm, Doc Smartass <gek...@astroskivviesboymail.com>
wrote:

Apostate <godless.bast...@yeehaw.org.invalid> wrote innews:k36to35ht9m23fnrc57o1oq9m51903vc43@4ax.com:


On Wed, 16 Jan 2008 17:24:27 -0500, "Michelle Malkin"
<hypati...@comcast.net> wrote:


"Apostate" <godless.bast...@yeehaw.org.invalid> wrote in message
news:sa0to3dovkrhka8vv0i5081r566adv0nml@4ax.com...

On Wed, 16 Jan 2008 15:47:51 -0500, "Michelle Malkin"
<hypati...@comcast.net> wrote:


"Michael Gray" <mikeg...@newsguy.com> wrote in message
news:65ero3t7hm14m4meciqi3c35qf0b73k0dq@4ax.com...

On Wed, 16 Jan 2008 00:47:47 GMT, Doc Smartass
<gek...@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:


johac <jhachm...@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote in news:jhachmann-
BA1562.21460913012...@news.giganews.com:


In article <Xns9A24919749A4askifyouwan...@216.77.188.18>,
 Doc Smartass <gek...@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:


johac <jhachm...@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote in news:jhachmann-
D0445A.23524712012...@news.giganews.com:


Heh!


http://www.allhatnocattle.net/jesus-with-rifle-thumb.jpg


Give him 3 months--he'll be standing on the deck of an aircraft

carrier

declaring "mission accomplished" in fixing the Israel/Palestine
thing.


And keeping Iranian motorboats out of the Potomac River.


Poppycock. I've been doing that all by myself with my magic bass
guitar. Every time I play it, it frightens people away. Obviously,
I'm frightening them terrists!


Is it a Fender?


(Get it? River boat protectors, air guitars?
Oh please yerself!)


Ah. I thought you were Fendering them off.


Enough!  I need a Gibson.


Mel should be out of work soon...


But will he also be out of stir?


(And shaken?)


Probably strung out.


All you ever do is pick on the poor guy.


And he's so highly strung, too.
But we'll cross that bridge when we strum to it.- Hide quoted text -


I'm sure we'll peg the problem soon!

I'll be at the bow end, whist you are with the Stern.
.

User: "Apostate"

Title: Re: Bush In the 'Holy Land' 19 Jan 2008 05:37:19 PM
On Sat, 19 Jan 2008 12:11:50 -0800 (PST), SkyEyes <skyeyes9@cox.net> wrote:

On Jan 19, 2:49 am, Michael Gray <mikeg...@newsguy.com> wrote:

On Fri, 18 Jan 2008 14:39:45 -0800 (PST), SkyEyes <skyey...@cox.net>
wrote:





On Jan 16, 5:55 pm, Doc Smartass <gek...@astroskivviesboymail.com>
wrote:

Apostate <godless.bast...@yeehaw.org.invalid> wrote innews:k36to35ht9m23fnrc57o1oq9m51903vc43@4ax.com:


On Wed, 16 Jan 2008 17:24:27 -0500, "Michelle Malkin"
<hypati...@comcast.net> wrote:


"Apostate" <godless.bast...@yeehaw.org.invalid> wrote in message
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On Wed, 16 Jan 2008 15:47:51 -0500, "Michelle Malkin"
<hypati...@comcast.net> wrote:


"Michael Gray" <mikeg...@newsguy.com> wrote in message
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On Wed, 16 Jan 2008 00:47:47 GMT, Doc Smartass
<gek...@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:


johac <jhachm...@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote in news:jhachmann-
BA1562.21460913012...@news.giganews.com:


In article <Xns9A24919749A4askifyouwan...@216.77.188.18>,
 Doc Smartass <gek...@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:


johac <jhachm...@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote in news:jhachmann-
D0445A.23524712012...@news.giganews.com:


Heh!


http://www.allhatnocattle.net/jesus-with-rifle-thumb.jpg


Give him 3 months--he'll be standing on the deck of an aircraft

carrier

declaring "mission accomplished" in fixing the Israel/Palestine
thing.


And keeping Iranian motorboats out of the Potomac River.


Poppycock. I've been doing that all by myself with my magic bass
guitar. Every time I play it, it frightens people away. Obviously,
I'm frightening them terrists!


Is it a Fender?


(Get it? River boat protectors, air guitars?
Oh please yerself!)


Ah. I thought you were Fendering them off.


Enough!  I need a Gibson.


Mel should be out of work soon...


But will he also be out of stir?


(And shaken?)


Probably strung out.


All you ever do is pick on the poor guy.


And he's so highly strung, too.
But we'll cross that bridge when we strum to it.- Hide quoted text -


I'm sure we'll peg the problem soon!

Brenda

Hmmm, this thread is winding up to be the same old tuner.
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User: "Apostate"

Title: Re: Bush In the 'Holy Land' 18 Jan 2008 05:53:40 PM
On Fri, 18 Jan 2008 14:39:45 -0800 (PST), SkyEyes <skyeyes9@cox.net> wrote:

On Jan 16, 5:55 pm, Doc Smartass <gek...@astroskivviesboymail.com>
wrote:

Apostate <godless.bast...@yeehaw.org.invalid> wrote innews:k36to35ht9m23fnrc57o1oq9m51903vc43@4ax.com:





On Wed, 16 Jan 2008 17:24:27 -0500, "Michelle Malkin"
<hypati...@comcast.net> wrote:


"Apostate" <godless.bast...@yeehaw.org.invalid> wrote in message
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On Wed, 16 Jan 2008 15:47:51 -0500, "Michelle Malkin"
<hypati...@comcast.net> wrote:


"Michael Gray" <mikeg...@newsguy.com> wrote in message
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On Wed, 16 Jan 2008 00:47:47 GMT, Doc Smartass
<gek...@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:


johac <jhachm...@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote in news:jhachmann-
BA1562.21460913012...@news.giganews.com:


In article <Xns9A24919749A4askifyouwan...@216.77.188.18>,
 Doc Smartass <gek...@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:


johac <jhachm...@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote in news:jhachmann-
D0445A.23524712012...@news.giganews.com:


Heh!


http://www.allhatnocattle.net/jesus-with-rifle-thumb.jpg


Give him 3 months--he'll be standing on the deck of an aircraft

carrier

declaring "mission accomplished" in fixing the Israel/Palestine
thing.


And keeping Iranian motorboats out of the Potomac River.


Poppycock. I've been doing that all by myself with my magic bass
guitar. Every time I play it, it frightens people away. Obviously,
I'm frightening them terrists!


Is it a Fender?


(Get it? River boat protectors, air guitars?
Oh please yerself!)


Ah. I thought you were Fendering them off.


Enough!  I need a Gibson.


Mel should be out of work soon...


But will he also be out of stir?


(And shaken?)


Probably strung out.


All you ever do is pick on the poor guy.

Hmph! Strum pet.
<kidding, kidding>

;->

Brenda Nelson, A.A.#34
EAC Professor of Feline Thermometrics and Cat-Herding
skyeyes nine at cox dot net

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User: "Doc Smartass"

Title: Re: Bush In the 'Holy Land' 19 Jan 2008 04:45:56 PM
SkyEyes <skyeyes9@cox.net> wrote in
news:b29f6919-0c2e-4ff6-8f6e-5338ae0cd5c8@t1g2000pra.googlegroups.com:

On Jan 16, 5:55 pm, Doc Smartass <gek...@astroskivviesboymail.com>
wrote:

Apostate <godless.bast...@yeehaw.org.invalid> wrote
innews:k36to35ht9m23fn

rc57o1oq9m51903vc43@4ax.com:






On Wed, 16 Jan 2008 17:24:27 -0500, "Michelle Malkin"
<hypati...@comcast.net> wrote:


"Apostate" <godless.bast...@yeehaw.org.invalid> wrote in message
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On Wed, 16 Jan 2008 15:47:51 -0500, "Michelle Malkin"
<hypati...@comcast.net> wrote:


"Michael Gray" <mikeg...@newsguy.com> wrote in message
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On Wed, 16 Jan 2008 00:47:47 GMT, Doc Smartass
<gek...@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:


johac <jhachm...@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote in news:jhachmann-
BA1562.21460913012...@news.giganews.com:


In article <Xns9A24919749A4askifyouwan...@216.77.188.18>,
 Doc Smartass <gek...@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:


johac <jhachm...@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote in
news:jhachmann- D0445A.23524712012...@news.giganews.com:


Heh!


http://www.allhatnocattle.net/jesus-with-rifle-thumb.jpg


Give him 3 months--he'll be standing on the deck of an
aircraft

carrier

declaring "mission accomplished" in fixing the
Israel/Palestine thing.


And keeping Iranian motorboats out of the Potomac River.


Poppycock. I've been doing that all by myself with my magic
bass guitar. Every time I play it, it frightens people away.
Obviously, I'm frightening them terrists!


Is it a Fender?


(Get it? River boat protectors, air guitars?
Oh please yerself!)


Ah. I thought you were Fendering them off.


Enough!  I need a Gibson.


Mel should be out of work soon...


But will he also be out of stir?


(And shaken?)


Probably strung out.


All you ever do is pick on the poor guy.

If he doesn't stop fretting, I'll hafta take a strap to him!
--
Doc Smartass, BAAWA Knight of Heckling
aa # 1939
"Whenever preachers appeal to hellfire as a way
of reinforcing injunctions, you can bet they have
failed to make a persuasive moral argument."
- James Carroll (Boston Globe)
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User: "Apostate"

Title: Re: Bush In the 'Holy Land' 19 Jan 2008 05:37:17 PM
On Sat, 19 Jan 2008 22:45:56 GMT, Doc Smartass <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:

SkyEyes <skyeyes9@cox.net> wrote in
news:b29f6919-0c2e-4ff6-8f6e-5338ae0cd5c8@t1g2000pra.googlegroups.com:

On Jan 16, 5:55 pm, Doc Smartass <gek...@astroskivviesboymail.com>
wrote:

Apostate <godless.bast...@yeehaw.org.invalid> wrote
innews:k36to35ht9m23fn

rc57o1oq9m51903vc43@4ax.com:






On Wed, 16 Jan 2008 17:24:27 -0500, "Michelle Malkin"
<hypati...@comcast.net> wrote:


"Apostate" <godless.bast...@yeehaw.org.invalid> wrote in message
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On Wed, 16 Jan 2008 15:47:51 -0500, "Michelle Malkin"
<hypati...@comcast.net> wrote:


"Michael Gray" <mikeg...@newsguy.com> wrote in message
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On Wed, 16 Jan 2008 00:47:47 GMT, Doc Smartass
<gek...@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:


johac <jhachm...@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote in news:jhachmann-
BA1562.21460913012...@news.giganews.com:


In article <Xns9A24919749A4askifyouwan...@216.77.188.18>,
 Doc Smartass <gek...@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:


johac <jhachm...@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote in
news:jhachmann- D0445A.23524712012...@news.giganews.com:


Heh!


http://www.allhatnocattle.net/jesus-with-rifle-thumb.jpg


Give him 3 months--he'll be standing on the deck of an
aircraft

carrier

declaring "mission accomplished" in fixing the
Israel/Palestine thing.


And keeping Iranian motorboats out of the Potomac River.


Poppycock. I've been doing that all by myself with my magic
bass guitar. Every time I play it, it frightens people away.
Obviously, I'm frightening them terrists!


Is it a Fender?


(Get it? River boat protectors, air guitars?
Oh please yerself!)


Ah. I thought you were Fendering them off.


Enough!  I need a Gibson.


Mel should be out of work soon...


But will he also be out of stir?


(And shaken?)


Probably strung out.


All you ever do is pick on the poor guy.


If he doesn't stop fretting, I'll hafta take a strap to him!

I should prolly let that one slide, but I have <rasgado pun>, <pizzicato pun> under my cape-o.
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User: "JohnN"

Title: Re: Bush In the 'Holy Land' 16 Jan 2008 09:26:00 PM
On Jan 16, 5:13=A0pm, Apostate <godless.bast...@yeehaw.org.invalid>
wrote:

On Wed, 16 Jan 2008 15:47:51 -0500, "Michelle Malkin" <hypati...@comcast.n=

et> wrote:

"Michael Gray" <mikeg...@newsguy.com> wrote in message
news:65ero3t7hm14m4meciqi3c35qf0b73k0dq@4ax.com...

On Wed, 16 Jan 2008 00:47:47 GMT, Doc Smartass
<gek...@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:


johac <jhachm...@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote in news:jhachmann-
BA1562.21460913012...@news.giganews.com:


In article <Xns9A24919749A4askifyouwan...@216.77.188.18>,
=A0Doc Smartass <gek...@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:


johac <jhachm...@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote in news:jhachmann-
D0445A.23524712012...@news.giganews.com:


Heh!


http://www.allhatnocattle.net/jesus-with-rifle-thumb.jpg


Give him 3 months--he'll be standing on the deck of an aircraft

carrier

declaring "mission accomplished" in fixing the Israel/Palestine thin=

g.


And keeping Iranian motorboats out of the Potomac River.


Poppycock. I've been doing that all by myself with my magic bass guitar=

..

Every time I play it, it frightens people away. Obviously, I'm
frightening them terrists!


Is it a Fender?


(Get it? River boat protectors, air guitars?
Oh please yerself!)


Ah. I thought you were Fendering them off.


Enough! =A0I need a Gibson.

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I prefer a gimlet.
JohnN
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User: "Michael Gray"

Title: Re: Bush In the 'Holy Land' 18 Jan 2008 03:00:02 PM
On Wed, 16 Jan 2008 17:13:09 -0500, Apostate
<godless.*****@yeehaw.org.invalid> wrote:

On Wed, 16 Jan 2008 15:47:51 -0500, "Michelle Malkin" <hypatiab7@comcast.net> wrote:

"Michael Gray" <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote in message
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On Wed, 16 Jan 2008 00:47:47 GMT, Doc Smartass
<gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:

johac <jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote in news:jhachmann-
BA1562.21460913012008@news.giganews.com:

In article <Xns9A24919749A4askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>,
Doc Smartass <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:

johac <jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote in news:jhachmann-
D0445A.23524712012008@news.giganews.com:

Heh!

http://www.allhatnocattle.net/jesus-with-rifle-thumb.jpg


Give him 3 months--he'll be standing on the deck of an aircraft

carrier

declaring "mission accomplished" in fixing the Israel/Palestine thing.


And keeping Iranian motorboats out of the Potomac River.


Poppycock. I've been doing that all by myself with my magic bass guitar.
Every time I play it, it frightens people away. Obviously, I'm
frightening them terrists!


Is it a Fender?

(Get it? River boat protectors, air guitars?
Oh please yerself!)


Ah. I thought you were Fendering them off.


Enough! I need a Gibson.

Isn't that a brand of Gin?
.
User: "Apostate"

Title: Re: Bush In the 'Holy Land' 18 Jan 2008 04:22:29 PM
On Sat, 19 Jan 2008 07:30:02 +1030, Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:

On Wed, 16 Jan 2008 17:13:09 -0500, Apostate
<godless.*****@yeehaw.org.invalid> wrote:

On Wed, 16 Jan 2008 15:47:51 -0500, "Michelle Malkin" <hypatiab7@comcast.net> wrote:

"Michael Gray" <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote in message
news:65ero3t7hm14m4meciqi3c35qf0b73k0dq@4ax.com...

On Wed, 16 Jan 2008 00:47:47 GMT, Doc Smartass
<gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:

johac <jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote in news:jhachmann-
BA1562.21460913012008@news.giganews.com:

In article <Xns9A24919749A4askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>,
Doc Smartass <gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:

johac <jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote in news:jhachmann-
D0445A.23524712012008@news.giganews.com:

Heh!

http://www.allhatnocattle.net/jesus-with-rifle-thumb.jpg


Give him 3 months--he'll be standing on the deck of an aircraft

carrier

declaring "mission accomplished" in fixing the Israel/Palestine thing.


And keeping Iranian motorboats out of the Potomac River.


Poppycock. I've been doing that all by myself with my magic bass guitar.
Every time I play it, it frightens people away. Obviously, I'm
frightening them terrists!


Is it a Fender?

(Get it? River boat protectors, air guitars?
Oh please yerself!)


Ah. I thought you were Fendering them off.


Enough! I need a Gibson.


Isn't that a brand of Gin?

I believe it's a drink *with* gin (since everyone has to believe something.)
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User: "SkyEyes"

Title: Re: Bush In the 'Holy Land' 18 Jan 2008 04:41:22 PM
On Jan 18, 3:22=A0pm, Apostate <godless.bast...@yeehaw.org.invalid>
wrote:

On Sat, 19 Jan 2008 07:30:02 +1030, Michael Gray <mikeg...@newsguy.com> wr=

ote:

On Wed, 16 Jan 2008 17:13:09 -0500, Apostate
<godless.bast...@yeehaw.org.invalid> wrote:


On Wed, 16 Jan 2008 15:47:51 -0500, "Michelle Malkin" <hypati...@comcast=

..net> wrote:


"Michael Gray" <mikeg...@newsguy.com> wrote in message
news:65ero3t7hm14m4meciqi3c35qf0b73k0dq@4ax.com...

On Wed, 16 Jan 2008 00:47:47 GMT, Doc Smartass
<gek...@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:


johac <jhachm...@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote in news:jhachmann-
BA1562.21460913012...@news.giganews.com:


In article <Xns9A24919749A4askifyouwan...@216.77.188.18>,
=A0Doc Smartass <gek...@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:


johac <jhachm...@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote in news:jhachmann-
D0445A.23524712012...@news.giganews.com:


Heh!


http://www.allhatnocattle.net/jesus-with-rifle-thumb.jpg


Give him 3 months--he'll be standing on the deck of an aircraft

carrier

declaring "mission accomplished" in fixing the Israel/Palestine th=

ing.


And keeping Iranian motorboats out of the Potomac River.


Poppycock. I've been doing that all by myself with my magic bass guit=

ar.

Every time I play it, it frightens people away. Obviously, I'm
frightening them terrists!


Is it a Fender?


(Get it? River boat protectors, air guitars?
Oh please yerself!)


Ah. I thought you were Fendering them off.


Enough! =A0I need a Gibson.


Isn't that a brand of Gin?


I believe it's a drink *with* gin (since everyone has to believe something=

..)
That being the case, I believe I need one, too.
Brenda
.
User: "Michael Gray"

Title: Re: Bush In the 'Holy Land' 19 Jan 2008 03:49:56 AM
On Fri, 18 Jan 2008 14:41:22 -0800 (PST), SkyEyes <skyeyes9@cox.net>
wrote:

On Jan 18, 3:22 pm, Apostate <godless.bast...@yeehaw.org.invalid>
wrote:

On Sat, 19 Jan 2008 07:30:02 +1030, Michael Gray <mikeg...@newsguy.com> wrote:

On Wed, 16 Jan 2008 17:13:09 -0500, Apostate
<godless.bast...@yeehaw.org.invalid> wrote:


On Wed, 16 Jan 2008 15:47:51 -0500, "Michelle Malkin" <hypati...@comcast.net> wrote:


"Michael Gray" <mikeg...@newsguy.com> wrote in message
news:65ero3t7hm14m4meciqi3c35qf0b73k0dq@4ax.com...

On Wed, 16 Jan 2008 00:47:47 GMT, Doc Smartass
<gek...@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:


johac <jhachm...@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote in news:jhachmann-
BA1562.21460913012...@news.giganews.com:


In article <Xns9A24919749A4askifyouwan...@216.77.188.18>,
 Doc Smartass <gek...@astroskivviesboymail.com> wrote:


johac <jhachm...@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote in news:jhachmann-
D0445A.23524712012...@news.giganews.com:


Heh!


http://www.allhatnocattle.net/jesus-with-rifle-thumb.jpg


Give him 3 months--he'll be standing on the deck of an aircraft

carrier

declaring "mission accomplished" in fixing the Israel/Palestine thing.


And keeping Iranian motorboats out of the Potomac River.


Poppycock. I've been doing that all by myself with my magic bass guitar.
Every time I play it, it frightens people away. Obviously, I'm
frightening them terrists!


Is it a Fender?


(Get it? River boat protectors, air guitars?
Oh please yerself!)


Ah. I thought you were Fendering them off.


Enough!  I need a Gibson.


Isn't that a brand of Gin?


I believe it's a drink *with* gin (since everyone has to believe something.)


That being the case, I believe I need one, too.

Who's round is it?
.
User: "SkyEyes"</