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25 May 2006 10:39:56 AM |
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BUSH KEEPING GOD COOLER THAN A CUCUMBER |
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A man died and went to heaven.
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As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw
a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those
clocks?"
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St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on earth
has a Lie Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will
move."
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"Oh!" said the man. "whose clock is that?" "Ah, that's Mother
Teresa's." he was told. "The hands have never moved, indicating
that she never told a lie "
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"Incredible", said the man. "And whose clock is that one?" St. Peter
responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved
twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
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"And where's President Bush's clock?" asked the man.
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"Oh, Bush's clock is in God's office," replied St. Peter. "He's using
it as a ceiling fan."
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Ed Conrad
http://www.edconrad.com
Man as Old as Coal (and I can certainly prove it!)
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(SOME HUMAN) FOUND BETWEEN COAL VEINS
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POOR ED
(WARNING: You Must Be 21 to View This Video)
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