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"Claytons Gone Fishing With Fredo Corleone" |
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10 May 2005 06:46:44 PM |
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But What If She Weighs The Same As A Duck? |
To check for witchcraft, grooms have been taking their brides to Djundjerski
Castle in Kulpin, Serbia, for an ancient broom test. The women are weighed
and then weighed again sitting on a broom. If they weigh more the second
time, they are not being supported by the broom and are "certainly not a
witch". A certificate is issued. Historians from Novi Sad University, who
revived the ritual, were stunned by how many people were worried about the
issue.
Irish Examiner
18 October 2002
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Clayton The Lord Of The Eternally Changing Name
AA# 1861
EAC Executive Officer In Charge Of Squandering And Wasting Valuable
Resources
"Religion is like horse laxative....if you swallow it, you'll be left
feeling empty and have a huge pile of ***** to deal with!" - Clayton
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| User: "jwk" |
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| Title: Re: But What If She Weighs The Same As A Duck? |
11 May 2005 09:44:18 AM |
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Clayton's Gone Fishing With Fredo Corleone wrote:
To check for witchcraft, grooms have been taking their brides to
Djundjerski
Castle in Kulpin, Serbia, for an ancient broom test. The women are
weighed
and then weighed again sitting on a broom. If they weigh more the
second
time, they are not being supported by the broom and are "certainly
not a
witch". A certificate is issued. Historians from Novi Sad
University, who
revived the ritual, were stunned by how many people were worried
about the
issue.
I doubt anyone is really worried about this issue. What did they
expect? Who could turn up the chance to get a certificate saying that
they are "certainly not a witch"? I'll bet even Robyn could find a use
for such a document ;)
jwk
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: But What If She Weighs The Same As A Duck? |
11 May 2005 09:50:20 AM |
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"jwk" <jwkinraleigh@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1115822658.719439.232930@g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
Clayton's Gone Fishing With Fredo Corleone wrote:
To check for witchcraft, grooms have been taking their brides to
Djundjerski
Castle in Kulpin, Serbia, for an ancient broom test. The women are
weighed
and then weighed again sitting on a broom. If they weigh more the
second
time, they are not being supported by the broom and are "certainly
not a
witch". A certificate is issued. Historians from Novi Sad
University, who
revived the ritual, were stunned by how many people were worried
about the
issue.
I doubt anyone is really worried about this issue. What did they
expect? Who could turn up the chance to get a certificate saying that
they are "certainly not a witch"? I'll bet even Robyn could find a use
for such a document ;)
In my case though, everyone would say that it was falsified ;)
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: But What If She Weighs The Same As A Duck? |
15 May 2005 10:56:31 PM |
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On Wed, 11 May 2005 10:50:20 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"jwk" <jwkinraleigh@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1115822658.719439.232930@g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
Clayton's Gone Fishing With Fredo Corleone wrote:
To check for witchcraft, grooms have been taking their brides to
Djundjerski
Castle in Kulpin, Serbia, for an ancient broom test. The women are
weighed
and then weighed again sitting on a broom. If they weigh more the
second
time, they are not being supported by the broom and are "certainly
not a
witch". A certificate is issued. Historians from Novi Sad
University, who
revived the ritual, were stunned by how many people were worried
about the
issue.
I doubt anyone is really worried about this issue. What did they
expect? Who could turn up the chance to get a certificate saying that
they are "certainly not a witch"? I'll bet even Robyn could find a use
for such a document ;)
In my case though, everyone would say that it was falsified ;)
Robyn's got falsies!!!!! ;)
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: But What If She Weighs The Same As A Duck? |
10 May 2005 09:27:05 PM |
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In our last episode <42814772$0$8125$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>,
Clayton's Gone Fishing With Fredo Corleone pirouetted gracefully and with
great fanfare proclaimed:
To check for witchcraft, grooms have been taking their brides to
Djundjerski Castle in Kulpin, Serbia, for an ancient broom test. The
women are weighed and then weighed again sitting on a broom. If they
weigh more the second time, they are not being supported by the broom and
are "certainly not a witch". A certificate is issued. Historians from
Novi Sad University, who revived the ritual, were stunned by how many
people were worried about the issue.
Oh Robyn? Would you come over here for a sec? And hand me that broom 'kay?
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Group website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
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"Religion is regarded by the common people as true,
by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."
-- Seneca the Younger
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: But What If She Weighs The Same As A Duck? |
10 May 2005 09:43:17 PM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:l6ednYOmD84J8BzfRVn-vw@megapath.net...
In our last episode <42814772$0$8125$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>,
Clayton's Gone Fishing With Fredo Corleone pirouetted gracefully and with
great fanfare proclaimed:
To check for witchcraft, grooms have been taking their brides to
Djundjerski Castle in Kulpin, Serbia, for an ancient broom test. The
women are weighed and then weighed again sitting on a broom. If they
weigh more the second time, they are not being supported by the broom and
are "certainly not a witch". A certificate is issued. Historians from
Novi Sad University, who revived the ritual, were stunned by how many
people were worried about the issue.
Oh Robyn? Would you come over here for a sec? And hand me that broom 'kay?
Listen, I find this whole thing very disturbing. Thank goodness, the ink
has been dried on my marriage certificate for 9 years now. And my broom's
in the shop <cough>
But, of course, the Georgemeister was well aware I was a witch before we
tied the knot and is particularly fond of Beltane :)
--
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Robyn
Resident Witchpoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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11 May 2005 08:37:36 AM |
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In our last episode <3ed9q4F2gplmU1@individual.net>, Robibnikoff
pirouetted gracefully and with great fanfare proclaimed:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:l6ednYOmD84J8BzfRVn-vw@megapath.net...
In our last episode <42814772$0$8125$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>,
Clayton's Gone Fishing With Fredo Corleone pirouetted gracefully and
with great fanfare proclaimed:
To check for witchcraft, grooms have been taking their brides to
Djundjerski Castle in Kulpin, Serbia, for an ancient broom test. The
women are weighed and then weighed again sitting on a broom. If they
weigh more the second time, they are not being supported by the broom
and are "certainly not a witch". A certificate is issued. Historians
from Novi Sad University, who revived the ritual, were stunned by how
many people were worried about the issue.
Oh Robyn? Would you come over here for a sec? And hand me that broom
'kay?
Listen, I find this whole thing very disturbing. Thank goodness, the ink
has been dried on my marriage certificate for 9 years now. And my broom's
in the shop <cough>
Huh, there's a sweeping statement.
(I'm seriously ill and on Darvocets, don't hit me!)
But, of course, the Georgemeister was well aware I was a witch before we
tied the knot and is particularly fond of Beltane :)
Heh. Why do I keep expecting Endora to pop in?
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Group website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
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"Religion is regarded by the common people as true,
by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."
-- Seneca the Younger
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: But What If She Weighs The Same As A Duck? |
11 May 2005 08:45:37 AM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:dIidnY6JfaA6lx_fRVn-oA@megapath.net...
In our last episode <3ed9q4F2gplmU1@individual.net>, Robibnikoff
pirouetted gracefully and with great fanfare proclaimed:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:l6ednYOmD84J8BzfRVn-vw@megapath.net...
In our last episode <42814772$0$8125$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>,
Clayton's Gone Fishing With Fredo Corleone pirouetted gracefully and
with great fanfare proclaimed:
To check for witchcraft, grooms have been taking their brides to
Djundjerski Castle in Kulpin, Serbia, for an ancient broom test. The
women are weighed and then weighed again sitting on a broom. If they
weigh more the second time, they are not being supported by the broom
and are "certainly not a witch". A certificate is issued. Historians
from Novi Sad University, who revived the ritual, were stunned by how
many people were worried about the issue.
Oh Robyn? Would you come over here for a sec? And hand me that broom
'kay?
Listen, I find this whole thing very disturbing. Thank goodness, the
ink
has been dried on my marriage certificate for 9 years now. And my
broom's
in the shop <cough>
Huh, there's a sweeping statement.
(I'm seriously ill and on Darvocets, don't hit me!)
But, of course, the Georgemeister was well aware I was a witch before we
tied the knot and is particularly fond of Beltane :)
Heh. Why do I keep expecting Endora to pop in?
Hooooo! And I thought my mom was a pain in the ***** ;P
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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| User: "Budikka666" |
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14 May 2005 06:35:54 AM |
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Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
Heh. Why do I keep expecting Endora to pop in?
Endora will pop in! They remade "Bewitched" as a movie for release
this summer with Nicole Kidman, Will Ferrell, Shirley MacLaine and
Michael Caine. The plot is that Ferrell and Kidman are actors doing a
remake of "Bewitched". Kidman is hired on to play Samantha, but she's
a real witch. I think MacLaine is playing Endora.
Budikka
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| User: "FreeThink" |
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14 May 2005 06:46:40 AM |
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Budikka666 wrote:
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
Heh. Why do I keep expecting Endora to pop in?
Endora will pop in! They remade "Bewitched" as a movie for release
this summer with Nicole Kidman, Will Ferrell, Shirley MacLaine and
Michael Caine. The plot is that Ferrell and Kidman are actors doing
a
remake of "Bewitched". Kidman is hired on to play Samantha, but
she's
a real witch. I think MacLaine is playing Endora.
Budikka
Make that "strong" atheists, LOL. Freudian slip.
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| User: "FreeThink" |
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14 May 2005 06:45:37 AM |
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Budikka666 wrote:
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
Heh. Why do I keep expecting Endora to pop in?
Endora will pop in! They remade "Bewitched" as a movie for release
this summer with Nicole Kidman, Will Ferrell, Shirley MacLaine and
Michael Caine. The plot is that Ferrell and Kidman are actors doing
a
remake of "Bewitched". Kidman is hired on to play Samantha, but
she's
a real witch. I think MacLaine is playing Endora.
Budikka
OK, the string atheists win, If this is true there can be no God.
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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14 May 2005 11:35:38 AM |
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"FreeThink" <zeno7772004@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1116071137.454566.21580@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
Budikka666 wrote:
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
Heh. Why do I keep expecting Endora to pop in?
Endora will pop in! They remade "Bewitched" as a movie for release
this summer with Nicole Kidman, Will Ferrell, Shirley MacLaine and
Michael Caine. The plot is that Ferrell and Kidman are actors doing
a
remake of "Bewitched". Kidman is hired on to play Samantha, but
she's
a real witch. I think MacLaine is playing Endora.
Budikka
OK, the string atheists win, If this is true there can be no God.
String atheists? I'm partial to lace myself :)
--
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Robyn
Resident Witchpoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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| User: "Siobhan Burke" |
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18 May 2005 08:51:21 AM |
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In article <3emnmlF3uukdU1@individual.net>,
witchypoo@broomstick.com says...
"FreeThink" <zeno7772004@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1116071137.454566.21580@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
Budikka666 wrote:
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
Heh. Why do I keep expecting Endora to pop in?
Endora will pop in! They remade "Bewitched" as a movie for release
this summer with Nicole Kidman, Will Ferrell, Shirley MacLaine and
Michael Caine. The plot is that Ferrell and Kidman are actors doing
a
remake of "Bewitched". Kidman is hired on to play Samantha, but
she's
a real witch. I think MacLaine is playing Endora.
Budikka
OK, the string atheists win, If this is true there can be no God.
String atheists? I'm partial to lace myself :)
Black lace? In a spider web pattern?
--
Siobhan - a.a. #2201
siobhan.burke@CARRIERatt.net
Drop CARRIER to email
"But as a general rule, when things look bad there's always some
***** who can make them worse." -- Terry Pratchett
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18 May 2005 09:05:00 AM |
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"Siobhan Burke" <siobhan.burke@CARRIERatt.net> wrote in message
news:MPG.1cf4fc19525fb94898983c@netnews.worldnet.att.net...
In article <3emnmlF3uukdU1@individual.net>,
witchypoo@broomstick.com says...
"FreeThink" <zeno7772004@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1116071137.454566.21580@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
Budikka666 wrote:
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
Heh. Why do I keep expecting Endora to pop in?
Endora will pop in! They remade "Bewitched" as a movie for release
this summer with Nicole Kidman, Will Ferrell, Shirley MacLaine and
Michael Caine. The plot is that Ferrell and Kidman are actors doing
a
remake of "Bewitched". Kidman is hired on to play Samantha, but
she's
a real witch. I think MacLaine is playing Endora.
Budikka
OK, the string atheists win, If this is true there can be no God.
String atheists? I'm partial to lace myself :)
Black lace? In a spider web pattern?
But, of course! :)
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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18 May 2005 02:35:06 PM |
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In our last episode
<1116071137.454566.21580@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>, FreeThink
pirouetted gracefully and with great fanfare proclaimed:
Budikka666 wrote:
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
Heh. Why do I keep expecting Endora to pop in?
Endora will pop in! They remade "Bewitched" as a movie for release this
summer with Nicole Kidman, Will Ferrell, Shirley MacLaine and Michael
Caine. The plot is that Ferrell and Kidman are actors doing
a
remake of "Bewitched". Kidman is hired on to play Samantha, but
she's
a real witch. I think MacLaine is playing Endora.
Budikka
OK, the string atheists win, If this is true there can be no God.
Huh. Are those the brany atheists?
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
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"Come to think of it, there are already a million
monkeys on a million typewriters, and the Usenet
is NOTHING like Shakespeare!" -- Blair Houghton
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| User: "Masked Avenger" |
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19 May 2005 06:04:08 AM |
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Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
In our last episode
<1116071137.454566.21580@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>, FreeThink
pirouetted gracefully and with great fanfare proclaimed:
Budikka666 wrote:
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
Heh. Why do I keep expecting Endora to pop in?
Endora will pop in! They remade "Bewitched" as a movie for release this
summer with Nicole Kidman, Will Ferrell, Shirley MacLaine and Michael
Caine. The plot is that Ferrell and Kidman are actors doing
a
remake of "Bewitched". Kidman is hired on to play Samantha, but
she's
a real witch. I think MacLaine is playing Endora.
Budikka
OK, the string atheists win, If this is true there can be no God.
Huh. Are those the brany atheists?
*Thwack* ....... ( hits Bilbo with a 10 dimensional rubber chicken )
--
Masked Avenger
aa#2224
EAC Chief Technician in charge of remotely rigging Fundie 'Spell
Checkers' so they all look like hick home schooled yokels
Does Schroedinger's cat have 18 half lives ?
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20 May 2005 05:29:11 AM |
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In our last episode <428c72b2$0$4659$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>,
Masked Avenger pirouetted gracefully and with great fanfare proclaimed:
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
In our last episode
<1116071137.454566.21580@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>, FreeThink
pirouetted gracefully and with great fanfare proclaimed:
Budikka666 wrote:
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
Heh. Why do I keep expecting Endora to pop in?
Endora will pop in! They remade "Bewitched" as a movie for release
this summer with Nicole Kidman, Will Ferrell, Shirley MacLaine and
Michael Caine. The plot is that Ferrell and Kidman are actors doing
a
remake of "Bewitched". Kidman is hired on to play Samantha, but
she's
a real witch. I think MacLaine is playing Endora.
Budikka
OK, the string atheists win, If this is true there can be no God.
Huh. Are those the brany atheists?
*Thwack* ....... ( hits Bilbo with a 10 dimensional rubber chicken )
Fortunately, Mark was hiding in dimension 12 at the time...
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
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"Come to think of it, there are already a million
monkeys on a million typewriters, and the Usenet
is NOTHING like Shakespeare!" -- Blair Houghton
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| User: "stoney" |
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20 May 2005 09:39:52 AM |
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On Fri, 20 May 2005 05:29:11 -0500, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:
In our last episode <428c72b2$0$4659$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>,
Masked Avenger pirouetted gracefully and with great fanfare proclaimed:
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
In our last episode
<1116071137.454566.21580@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>, FreeThink
pirouetted gracefully and with great fanfare proclaimed:
Budikka666 wrote:
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
Heh. Why do I keep expecting Endora to pop in?
Endora will pop in! They remade "Bewitched" as a movie for release
this summer with Nicole Kidman, Will Ferrell, Shirley MacLaine and
Michael Caine. The plot is that Ferrell and Kidman are actors doing
a remake of "Bewitched". Kidman is hired on to play Samantha, but
she's
a real witch. I think MacLaine is playing Endora.
Budikka
OK, the string atheists win, If this is true there can be no God.
Huh. Are those the brany atheists?
*Thwack* ....... ( hits Bilbo with a 10 dimensional rubber chicken )
Fortunately, Mark was hiding in dimension 12 at the time...
By a shoe string....
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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| User: "stoney" |
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19 May 2005 11:51:02 AM |
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On Thu, 19 May 2005 21:04:08 +1000, Masked Avenger
<cootey_59@yahoo.com> wrote:
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
In our last episode
<1116071137.454566.21580@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>, FreeThink
pirouetted gracefully and with great fanfare proclaimed:
Budikka666 wrote:
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
Heh. Why do I keep expecting Endora to pop in?
Endora will pop in! They remade "Bewitched" as a movie for release this
summer with Nicole Kidman, Will Ferrell, Shirley MacLaine and Michael
Caine. The plot is that Ferrell and Kidman are actors doing
a remake of "Bewitched". Kidman is hired on to play Samantha, but
she's a real witch. I think MacLaine is playing Endora.
Budikka
OK, the string atheists win, If this is true there can be no God.
Huh. Are those the brany atheists?
*Thwack* ....... ( hits Bilbo with a 10 dimensional rubber chicken )
Quarky!
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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20 May 2005 04:47:58 AM |
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stoney wrote:
On Thu, 19 May 2005 21:04:08 +1000, Masked Avenger
<cootey_59@yahoo.com> wrote:
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
In our last episode
<1116071137.454566.21580@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>, FreeThink
pirouetted gracefully and with great fanfare proclaimed:
Budikka666 wrote:
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
Heh. Why do I keep expecting Endora to pop in?
Endora will pop in! They remade "Bewitched" as a movie for release this
summer with Nicole Kidman, Will Ferrell, Shirley MacLaine and Michael
Caine. The plot is that Ferrell and Kidman are actors doing
a remake of "Bewitched". Kidman is hired on to play Samantha, but
she's a real witch. I think MacLaine is playing Endora.
Budikka
OK, the string atheists win, If this is true there can be no God.
Huh. Are those the brany atheists?
*Thwack* ....... ( hits Bilbo with a 10 dimensional rubber chicken )
Quarky!
oh dear..... looks like I may have to resort to the 11 dimensional
rubber chicken for stoney ........
--
Masked Avenger
aa#2224
EAC Chief Technician in charge of remotely rigging Fundie 'Spell
Checkers' so they all look like hick home schooled yokels
Does Schroedinger's cat have 18 half lives ?
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20 May 2005 09:32:13 AM |
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On Fri, 20 May 2005 19:47:58 +1000, Masked Avenger
<cootey_59@yahoo.com> wrote:
stoney wrote:
On Thu, 19 May 2005 21:04:08 +1000, Masked Avenger
<cootey_59@yahoo.com> wrote:
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
In our last episode
<1116071137.454566.21580@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>, FreeThink
pirouetted gracefully and with great fanfare proclaimed:
Budikka666 wrote:
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
Heh. Why do I keep expecting Endora to pop in?
Endora will pop in! They remade "Bewitched" as a movie for release this
summer with Nicole Kidman, Will Ferrell, Shirley MacLaine and Michael
Caine. The plot is that Ferrell and Kidman are actors doing
a remake of "Bewitched". Kidman is hired on to play Samantha, but
she's a real witch. I think MacLaine is playing Endora.
Budikka
OK, the string atheists win, If this is true there can be no God.
Huh. Are those the brany atheists?
*Thwack* ....... ( hits Bilbo with a 10 dimensional rubber chicken )
Quarky!
oh dear..... looks like I may have to resort to the 11 dimensional
rubber chicken for stoney ........
Spin Down!
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Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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21 May 2005 06:44:54 AM |
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In our last episode <f6tr81p054g04q60fpculd0etcu74fsn17@4ax.com>, stoney
pirouetted gracefully and with great fanfare proclaimed:
On Fri, 20 May 2005 19:47:58 +1000, Masked Avenger <cootey_59@yahoo.com>
wrote:
stoney wrote:
On Thu, 19 May 2005 21:04:08 +1000, Masked Avenger
<cootey_59@yahoo.com> wrote:
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
In our last episode
<1116071137.454566.21580@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>, FreeThink
pirouetted gracefully and with great fanfare proclaimed:
Budikka666 wrote:
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
Heh. Why do I keep expecting Endora to pop in?
Endora will pop in! They remade "Bewitched" as a movie for release
this summer with Nicole Kidman, Will Ferrell, Shirley MacLaine and
Michael Caine. The plot is that Ferrell and Kidman are actors doing
a remake of "Bewitched". Kidman is hired on to play Samantha, but
she's a real witch. I think MacLaine is playing Endora.
Budikka
OK, the string atheists win, If this is true there can be no God.
Huh. Are those the brany atheists?
*Thwack* ....... ( hits Bilbo with a 10 dimensional rubber chicken )
Quarky!
oh dear..... looks like I may have to resort to the 11 dimensional rubber
chicken for stoney ........
Spin Down!
This is a strange and quarky thread...
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Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
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"Come to think of it, there are already a million
monkeys on a million typewriters, and the Usenet
is NOTHING like Shakespeare!" -- Blair Houghton
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21 May 2005 01:59:25 PM |
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On Sat, 21 May 2005 06:44:54 -0500, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:
In our last episode <f6tr81p054g04q60fpculd0etcu74fsn17@4ax.com>, stoney
pirouetted gracefully and with great fanfare proclaimed:
On Fri, 20 May 2005 19:47:58 +1000, Masked Avenger <cootey_59@yahoo.com>
wrote:
stoney wrote:
On Thu, 19 May 2005 21:04:08 +1000, Masked Avenger
<cootey_59@yahoo.com> wrote:
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
In our last episode
<1116071137.454566.21580@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>, FreeThink
pirouetted gracefully and with great fanfare proclaimed:
Budikka666 wrote:
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
Heh. Why do I keep expecting Endora to pop in?
Endora will pop in! They remade "Bewitched" as a movie for release
this summer with Nicole Kidman, Will Ferrell, Shirley MacLaine and
Michael Caine. The plot is that Ferrell and Kidman are actors doing
a remake of "Bewitched". Kidman is hired on to play Samantha, but
she's a real witch. I think MacLaine is playing Endora.
Budikka
OK, the string atheists win, If this is true there can be no God.
Huh. Are those the brany atheists?
*Thwack* ....... ( hits Bilbo with a 10 dimensional rubber chicken )
Quarky!
oh dear..... looks like I may have to resort to the 11 dimensional rubber
chicken for stoney ........
Spin Down!
This is a strange and quarky thread...
Do the Hokey Pokey......
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
"As democracy is perfected, the office of president
represents, more and more closely, the inner soul
of the people. On some great and glorious day the
plain folks of the land will reach their heart's
desire at last and the White House will be adorned
by a downright moron." --- H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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14 May 2005 08:59:27 AM |
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In our last episode
<1116070554.849392.195320@g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>, Budikka666
pirouetted gracefully and with great fanfare proclaimed:
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
Heh. Why do I keep expecting Endora to pop in?
Endora will pop in! They remade "Bewitched" as a movie for release this
summer with Nicole Kidman, Will Ferrell, Shirley MacLaine and Michael
Caine. The plot is that Ferrell and Kidman are actors doing a remake of
"Bewitched". Kidman is hired on to play Samantha, but she's a real witch.
I think MacLaine is playing Endora.
They're remaking Bewitched????
SACRILEGE!!!!!!!!!!!
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Group website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
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"Religion is regarded by the common people as true,
by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."
-- Seneca the Younger
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15 May 2005 02:48:47 AM |
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Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
In our last episode
<1116070554.849392.195320@g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>, Budikka666
pirouetted gracefully and with great fanfare proclaimed:
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
Heh. Why do I keep expecting Endora to pop in?
Endora will pop in! They remade "Bewitched" as a movie for release this
summer with Nicole Kidman, Will Ferrell, Shirley MacLaine and Michael
Caine. The plot is that Ferrell and Kidman are actors doing a remake of
"Bewitched". Kidman is hired on to play Samantha, but she's a real witch.
I think MacLaine is playing Endora.
They're remaking Bewitched????
SACRILEGE!!!!!!!!!!!
not remaking ....... REMADE ...... it's already done ..... I saw the
trailers for it last week ........and yes ...... it's sacrilege .....
let's hope they never touch F-Troop .........
--
Masked Avenger
aa#2224
EAC Chief Technician in charge of remotely rigging Fundie 'Spell
Checkers' so they all look like hick home schooled yokels
Does Schroedinger's cat have 18 half lives ?
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15 May 2005 06:43:03 AM |
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In our last episode <4286feea$0$8125$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>,
Masked Avenger pirouetted gracefully and with great fanfare proclaimed:
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
In our last episode
<1116070554.849392.195320@g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>, Budikka666
pirouetted gracefully and with great fanfare proclaimed:
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
Heh. Why do I keep expecting Endora to pop in?
Endora will pop in! They remade "Bewitched" as a movie for release this
summer with Nicole Kidman, Will Ferrell, Shirley MacLaine and Michael
Caine. The plot is that Ferrell and Kidman are actors doing a remake of
"Bewitched". Kidman is hired on to play Samantha, but she's a real
witch.
I think MacLaine is playing Endora.
They're remaking Bewitched????
SACRILEGE!!!!!!!!!!!
not remaking ....... REMADE ...... it's already done ..... I saw the
trailers for it last week ........and yes ...... it's sacrilege .....
let's hope they never touch F-Troop .........
You know, a remake of Bewitched *is one of the signs of the Apocalypse...
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
--------------------------------------------------
"Come to think of it, there are already a million
monkeys on a million typewriters, and the Usenet
is NOTHING like Shakespeare!" -- Blair Houghton
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16 May 2005 04:52:45 AM |
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Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
Heh. Why do I keep expecting Endora to pop in?
Endora will pop in! They remade "Bewitched" as a movie for release this
summer with Nicole Kidman, Will Ferrell, Shirley MacLaine and Michael
Caine. The plot is that Ferrell and Kidman are actors doing a remake of
"Bewitched". Kidman is hired on to play Samantha, but she's a real
witch.
I think MacLaine is playing Endora.
They're remaking Bewitched????
SACRILEGE!!!!!!!!!!!
not remaking ....... REMADE ...... it's already done ..... I saw the
trailers for it last week ........and yes ...... it's sacrilege .....
let's hope they never touch F-Troop .........
You know, a remake of Bewitched *is one of the signs of the Apocalypse...
yes....... that and Reality TV ........ cue REM ...... " It's the End of
the World as we know it " ........
--
Masked Avenger
aa#2224
EAC Chief Technician in charge of remotely rigging Fundie 'Spell
Checkers' so they all look like hick home schooled yokels
Does Schroedinger's cat have 18 half lives ?
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16 May 2005 09:55:58 PM |
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On Sun, 15 May 2005 17:48:47 +1000, Masked Avenger
<cootey_59@yahoo.com> wrote:
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
In our last episode
<1116070554.849392.195320@g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>, Budikka666
pirouetted gracefully and with great fanfare proclaimed:
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
Heh. Why do I keep expecting Endora to pop in?
Endora will pop in! They remade "Bewitched" as a movie for release this
summer with Nicole Kidman, Will Ferrell, Shirley MacLaine and Michael
Caine. The plot is that Ferrell and Kidman are actors doing a remake of
"Bewitched". Kidman is hired on to play Samantha, but she's a real witch.
I think MacLaine is playing Endora.
They're remaking Bewitched????
SACRILEGE!!!!!!!!!!!
not remaking ....... REMADE ...... it's already done ..... I saw the
trailers for it last week ........and yes ...... it's sacrilege .....
let's hope they never touch F-Troop .........
They'll put Shrub in Ken Berry's slot.....
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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17 May 2005 07:04:55 AM |
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stoney wrote:
Heh. Why do I keep expecting Endora to pop in?
Endora will pop in! They remade "Bewitched" as a movie for release this
summer with Nicole Kidman, Will Ferrell, Shirley MacLaine and Michael
Caine. The plot is that Ferrell and Kidman are actors doing a remake of
"Bewitched". Kidman is hired on to play Samantha, but she's a real witch.
I think MacLaine is playing Endora.
They're remaking Bewitched????
SACRILEGE!!!!!!!!!!!
not remaking ....... REMADE ...... it's already done ..... I saw the
trailers for it last week ........and yes ...... it's sacrilege .....
let's hope they never touch F-Troop .........
They'll put Shrub in Ken Berry's slot.....
yeah .... he has the necessary military bearing ....... but how is he at
pratfalls ?
I think he might make a better 'Duffy' ........ he can certainly tell
some tall stories ......
--
Masked Avenger
aa#2224
EAC Chief Technician in charge of remotely rigging Fundie 'Spell
Checkers' so they all look like hick home schooled yokels
Does Schroedinger's cat have 18 half lives ?
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17 May 2005 08:34:37 AM |
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"Masked Avenger" <cootey_59@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:4289ddf1$0$10307$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au...
stoney wrote:
Heh. Why do I keep expecting Endora to pop in?
Endora will pop in! They remade "Bewitched" as a movie for release
this
summer with Nicole Kidman, Will Ferrell, Shirley MacLaine and Michael
Caine. The plot is that Ferrell and Kidman are actors doing a remake
of
"Bewitched". Kidman is hired on to play Samantha, but she's a real
witch.
I think MacLaine is playing Endora.
They're remaking Bewitched????
SACRILEGE!!!!!!!!!!!
not remaking ....... REMADE ...... it's already done ..... I saw the
trailers for it last week ........and yes ...... it's sacrilege .....
let's hope they never touch F-Troop .........
They'll put Shrub in Ken Berry's slot.....
yeah .... he has the necessary military bearing ....... but how is he at
pratfalls ?
I think he might make a better 'Duffy' ........ he can certainly tell
some tall stories ......
Was that an "F-Troop" reference?!?!?!? :)
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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18 May 2005 05:45:22 AM |
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Robibnikoff wrote:
"Masked Avenger" <cootey_59@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:4289ddf1$0$10307$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au...
stoney wrote:
Heh. Why do I keep expecting Endora to pop in?
Endora will pop in! They remade "Bewitched" as a movie for release
this
summer with Nicole Kidman, Will Ferrell, Shirley MacLaine and Michael
Caine. The plot is that Ferrell and Kidman are actors doing a remake
of
"Bewitched". Kidman is hired on to play Samantha, but she's a real
witch.
I think MacLaine is playing Endora.
They're remaking Bewitched????
SACRILEGE!!!!!!!!!!!
not remaking ....... REMADE ...... it's already done ..... I saw the
trailers for it last week ........and yes ...... it's sacrilege .....
let's hope they never touch F-Troop .........
They'll put Shrub in Ken Berry's slot.....
yeah .... he has the necessary military bearing ....... but how is he at
pratfalls ?
I think he might make a better 'Duffy' ........ he can certainly tell
some tall stories ......
Was that an "F-Troop" reference?!?!?!? :)
Absolutely ....... one of my all time favourites ..... It was
brilliant, Duffy's stories about him and Davey Crockett at the Alamo
still crack me up ...
..... I still know all the words to the Original theme song ..... for
some reason they replaced it with just the music when it went 'colour'
...... " The end of the Civil War was near....... "
--
Masked Avenger
aa#2224
EAC Chief Technician in charge of remotely rigging Fundie 'Spell
Checkers' so they all look like hick home schooled yokels
Does Schroedinger's cat have 18 half lives ?
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