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"Claytons Gone Fishing With Fredo Corleone" |
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10 May 2005 06:46:44 PM |
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But What If She Weighs The Same As A Duck? |
To check for witchcraft, grooms have been taking their brides to Djundjerski
Castle in Kulpin, Serbia, for an ancient broom test. The women are weighed
and then weighed again sitting on a broom. If they weigh more the second
time, they are not being supported by the broom and are "certainly not a
witch". A certificate is issued. Historians from Novi Sad University, who
revived the ritual, were stunned by how many people were worried about the
issue.
Irish Examiner
18 October 2002
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Clayton The Lord Of The Eternally Changing Name
AA# 1861
EAC Executive Officer In Charge Of Squandering And Wasting Valuable
Resources
"Religion is like horse laxative....if you swallow it, you'll be left
feeling empty and have a huge pile of ***** to deal with!" - Clayton
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| Title: Re: But What If She Weighs The Same As A Duck? |
10 May 2005 08:02:15 PM |
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"Clayton's Gone Fishing With Fredo Corleone"
<cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonymails.com> wrote in
news:42814772$0$8125$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au:
To check for witchcraft, grooms have been taking their brides to
Djundjerski Castle in Kulpin, Serbia, for an ancient broom test. The
women are weighed and then weighed again sitting on a broom. If they
weigh more the second time, they are not being supported by the broom
and are "certainly not a witch". A certificate is issued. Historians
from Novi Sad University, who revived the ritual, were stunned by how
many people were worried about the issue.
Irish Examiner
18 October 2002
But what if she weighs less than a duck?
--
Woden
"religion is a socio-political system for controlling people's thoughts,
lives and actions based on ancient myths and superstitions, perpetrated
through generations of subtle yet pervasive brainwashing."
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: But What If She Weighs The Same As A Duck? |
10 May 2005 09:36:47 PM |
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"Woden" <woden@charter.net> wrote in message
news:Xns9652D65075EA9wodencharternet@69.28.186.121...
"Clayton's Gone Fishing With Fredo Corleone"
<cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonymails.com> wrote in
news:42814772$0$8125$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au:
To check for witchcraft, grooms have been taking their brides to
Djundjerski Castle in Kulpin, Serbia, for an ancient broom test. The
women are weighed and then weighed again sitting on a broom. If they
weigh more the second time, they are not being supported by the broom
and are "certainly not a witch". A certificate is issued. Historians
from Novi Sad University, who revived the ritual, were stunned by how
many people were worried about the issue.
Irish Examiner
18 October 2002
But what if she weighs less than a duck?
Oh my. I can see where this is going <fires up broom>
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Robyn
Resident Witchpoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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11 May 2005 02:34:33 AM |
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In our last episode <3ed9dtF2dlghU1@individual.net>, Robibnikoff
pirouetted gracefully and with great fanfare proclaimed:
"Woden" <woden@charter.net> wrote in message
news:Xns9652D65075EA9wodencharternet@69.28.186.121...
"Clayton's Gone Fishing With Fredo Corleone"
<cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonymails.com> wrote in
news:42814772$0$8125$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au:
To check for witchcraft, grooms have been taking their brides to
Djundjerski Castle in Kulpin, Serbia, for an ancient broom test. The
women are weighed and then weighed again sitting on a broom. If they
weigh more the second time, they are not being supported by the broom
and are "certainly not a witch". A certificate is issued. Historians
from Novi Sad University, who revived the ritual, were stunned by how
many people were worried about the issue.
Irish Examiner
18 October 2002
But what if she weighs less than a duck?
Oh my. I can see where this is going <fires up broom>
Hey! You said that was in the shop!
<glare>
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Group website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
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"Religion is regarded by the common people as true,
by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."
-- Seneca the Younger
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: But What If She Weighs The Same As A Duck? |
11 May 2005 07:52:52 AM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:k5GdnbAtr5gXKBzfRVn-qQ@megapath.net...
In our last episode <3ed9dtF2dlghU1@individual.net>, Robibnikoff
pirouetted gracefully and with great fanfare proclaimed:
"Woden" <woden@charter.net> wrote in message
news:Xns9652D65075EA9wodencharternet@69.28.186.121...
"Clayton's Gone Fishing With Fredo Corleone"
<cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonymails.com> wrote in
news:42814772$0$8125$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au:
To check for witchcraft, grooms have been taking their brides to
Djundjerski Castle in Kulpin, Serbia, for an ancient broom test. The
women are weighed and then weighed again sitting on a broom. If they
weigh more the second time, they are not being supported by the broom
and are "certainly not a witch". A certificate is issued. Historians
from Novi Sad University, who revived the ritual, were stunned by how
many people were worried about the issue.
Irish Examiner
18 October 2002
But what if she weighs less than a duck?
Oh my. I can see where this is going <fires up broom>
Hey! You said that was in the shop!
<glare>
But, but, but - This is a new one I just got for my birthday! ;)
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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11 May 2005 08:39:49 AM |
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In our last episode <3eedguF2kcboU1@individual.net>, Robibnikoff
pirouetted gracefully and with great fanfare proclaimed:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:k5GdnbAtr5gXKBzfRVn-qQ@megapath.net...
In our last episode <3ed9dtF2dlghU1@individual.net>, Robibnikoff
pirouetted gracefully and with great fanfare proclaimed:
"Woden" <woden@charter.net> wrote in message
news:Xns9652D65075EA9wodencharternet@69.28.186.121...
"Clayton's Gone Fishing With Fredo Corleone"
<cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonymails.com> wrote in
news:42814772$0$8125$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au:
To check for witchcraft, grooms have been taking their brides to
Djundjerski Castle in Kulpin, Serbia, for an ancient broom test.
The women are weighed and then weighed again sitting on a broom. If
they weigh more the second time, they are not being supported by the
broom and are "certainly not a witch". A certificate is issued.
Historians from Novi Sad University, who revived the ritual, were
stunned by how many people were worried about the issue.
Irish Examiner
18 October 2002
But what if she weighs less than a duck?
Oh my. I can see where this is going <fires up broom>
Hey! You said that was in the shop!
<glare>
But, but, but - This is a new one I just got for my birthday! ;)
Oh, I thought maybe you kept one of those whisk brooms around as, you
know, the sports model...
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Group website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
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"Religion is regarded by the common people as true,
by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."
-- Seneca the Younger
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: But What If She Weighs The Same As A Duck? |
11 May 2005 08:46:21 AM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:N5qdnXBxN9Orlh_fRVn-hA@megapath.net...
In our last episode <3eedguF2kcboU1@individual.net>, Robibnikoff
pirouetted gracefully and with great fanfare proclaimed:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:k5GdnbAtr5gXKBzfRVn-qQ@megapath.net...
In our last episode <3ed9dtF2dlghU1@individual.net>, Robibnikoff
pirouetted gracefully and with great fanfare proclaimed:
"Woden" <woden@charter.net> wrote in message
news:Xns9652D65075EA9wodencharternet@69.28.186.121...
"Clayton's Gone Fishing With Fredo Corleone"
<cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonymails.com> wrote in
news:42814772$0$8125$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au:
To check for witchcraft, grooms have been taking their brides to
Djundjerski Castle in Kulpin, Serbia, for an ancient broom test.
The women are weighed and then weighed again sitting on a broom.
If
they weigh more the second time, they are not being supported by
the
broom and are "certainly not a witch". A certificate is issued.
Historians from Novi Sad University, who revived the ritual, were
stunned by how many people were worried about the issue.
Irish Examiner
18 October 2002
But what if she weighs less than a duck?
Oh my. I can see where this is going <fires up broom>
Hey! You said that was in the shop!
<glare>
But, but, but - This is a new one I just got for my birthday! ;)
Oh, I thought maybe you kept one of those whisk brooms around as, you
know, the sports model...
LOL! Unfortunately, those will no longer suffice. That and the witchling
flew it to school this morning ;)
--
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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| User: "stoney" |
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15 May 2005 05:11:45 PM |
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On Wed, 11 May 2005 09:46:21 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:N5qdnXBxN9Orlh_fRVn-hA@megapath.net...
In our last episode <3eedguF2kcboU1@individual.net>, Robibnikoff
pirouetted gracefully and with great fanfare proclaimed:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:k5GdnbAtr5gXKBzfRVn-qQ@megapath.net...
In our last episode <3ed9dtF2dlghU1@individual.net>, Robibnikoff
pirouetted gracefully and with great fanfare proclaimed:
"Woden" <woden@charter.net> wrote in message
news:Xns9652D65075EA9wodencharternet@69.28.186.121...
"Clayton's Gone Fishing With Fredo Corleone"
<cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonymails.com> wrote in
news:42814772$0$8125$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au:
To check for witchcraft, grooms have been taking their brides to
Djundjerski Castle in Kulpin, Serbia, for an ancient broom test.
The women are weighed and then weighed again sitting on a broom.
If
they weigh more the second time, they are not being supported by
the
broom and are "certainly not a witch". A certificate is issued.
Historians from Novi Sad University, who revived the ritual, were
stunned by how many people were worried about the issue.
Irish Examiner
18 October 2002
But what if she weighs less than a duck?
Oh my. I can see where this is going <fires up broom>
Hey! You said that was in the shop!
<glare>
But, but, but - This is a new one I just got for my birthday! ;)
Oh, I thought maybe you kept one of those whisk brooms around as, you
know, the sports model...
LOL! Unfortunately, those will no longer suffice. That and the witchling
flew it to school this morning ;)
Love the sound of the 454 engine equipped with a six-pack!
See if you can burn air! :)
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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| User: "raven1" |
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10 May 2005 11:28:22 PM |
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On Wed, 11 May 2005 01:02:15 GMT, Woden <woden@charter.net> wrote:
"Clayton's Gone Fishing With Fredo Corleone"
<cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonymails.com> wrote in
news:42814772$0$8125$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au:
To check for witchcraft, grooms have been taking their brides to
Djundjerski Castle in Kulpin, Serbia, for an ancient broom test. The
women are weighed and then weighed again sitting on a broom. If they
weigh more the second time, they are not being supported by the broom
and are "certainly not a witch". A certificate is issued. Historians
from Novi Sad University, who revived the ritual, were stunned by how
many people were worried about the issue.
Irish Examiner
18 October 2002
But what if she weighs less than a duck?
Well, if she weighs the same as a duck, it means she's made of wood...
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| User: "Syd Maniac" |
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11 May 2005 12:20:13 AM |
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Well, if she weighs the same as a duck, it means she's made of wood...
Burn her!
Or at least, build a bridge out of her...
PDW
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| User: "raven1" |
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11 May 2005 12:24:32 AM |
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On 10 May 2005 22:20:13 -0700, "Syd Maniac" <dimstyle@yahoo.com>
wrote:
Well, if she weighs the same as a duck, it means she's made of wood...
Burn her!
Or at least, build a bridge out of her...
But can you not also build bridges out of stone?
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| User: "Syd Maniac" |
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11 May 2005 11:09:29 AM |
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Oh, right..
Hmm...
Does she float in Water?
PDW
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| User: "stoney" |
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15 May 2005 05:12:21 PM |
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On 11 May 2005 09:09:29 -0700, "Syd Maniac" <dimstyle@yahoo.com>
wrote:
Oh, right..
Hmm...
Does she float in Water?
Depends on her 'mae west'.......
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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| User: "" |
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11 May 2005 12:25:02 PM |
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Syd Maniac wrote:
Oh, right..
Hmm...
Does she float in Water?
PDW
Well, here's the whole thing:
http://www.churchofcriticalthinking.com/archives/000160monty_python_and_the.html
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| User: "Syd Maniac" |
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12 May 2005 11:40:16 PM |
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Well, here's the whole thing...
<Snip link>
Thanks, but I DO have the movie on DVD, and the book of the script...
PDW, AA#<>
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| User: "Jon." |
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13 May 2005 05:12:23 PM |
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Syd Maniac wrote:
Well, here's the whole thing...
<Snip link>
Thanks, but I DO have the movie on DVD, and the book of the
script...
But do you have the Album of the Soundtrack of the Trailer of the Film?
It has a great analysis of this whole scene by a Professor of Logic.
His final conclusion: Sex is better than logic. I cannot prove this,
it simply is, in the same way that Mount Everest is, and Elmer Cogan
isn't.
Brilliant.
Jon.
aa #703
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| User: "Syd Maniac" |
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14 May 2005 01:13:10 PM |
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But do you have the Album of the Soundtrack of >the Trailer of the
Film?
Yes, yes I do.. on CD and the original LP version.. The CD has more
dialoge from the film, and is slightly better..
And, yeah, I remember that bit..
"Oh, you wild brute, she said, and we fell to the milk stained floor,
and thrashed around until exhausted.."
Funny stuff!
PDW, ect
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| User: "FreeThink" |
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11 May 2005 12:42:42 AM |
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raven1 wrote:
On 10 May 2005 22:20:13 -0700, "Syd Maniac" <dimstyle@yahoo.com>
wrote:
Well, if she weighs the same as a duck, it means she's made of
wood...
Burn her!
Or at least, build a bridge out of her...
But can you not also build bridges out of stone?
Very small rocks?
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| User: "D-word" |
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18 May 2005 11:51:05 AM |
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Woden wrote:
"Clayton's Gone Fishing With Fredo Corleone"
<cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonymails.com> wrote in
news:42814772$0$8125$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au:
To check for witchcraft, grooms have been taking their brides to
Djundjerski Castle in Kulpin, Serbia, for an ancient broom test.
The
women are weighed and then weighed again sitting on a broom. If
they
weigh more the second time, they are not being supported by the
broom
and are "certainly not a witch". A certificate is issued.
Historians
from Novi Sad University, who revived the ritual, were stunned by
how
many people were worried about the issue.
Irish Examiner
18 October 2002
But what if she weighs less than a duck?
--
Woden
"religion is a socio-political system for controlling people's
thoughts,
lives and actions based on ancient myths and superstitions,
perpetrated
through generations of subtle yet pervasive brainwashing."
Simple. Eat the duck.
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| User: "Mike Painter" |
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10 May 2005 09:15:39 PM |
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Woden wrote:
"Clayton's Gone Fishing With Fredo Corleone"
<cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonymails.com> wrote in
news:42814772$0$8125$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au:
To check for witchcraft, grooms have been taking their brides to
Djundjerski Castle in Kulpin, Serbia, for an ancient broom test. The
women are weighed and then weighed again sitting on a broom. If they
weigh more the second time, they are not being supported by the broom
and are "certainly not a witch". A certificate is issued.
Historians from Novi Sad University, who revived the ritual, were
stunned by how many people were worried about the issue.
Irish Examiner
18 October 2002
But what if she weighs less than a duck?
An English duck or an African duck?
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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10 May 2005 09:37:26 PM |
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"Mike Painter" <mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
news:fVdge.1295$Y81.514@newssvr21.news.prodigy.com...
Woden wrote:
"Clayton's Gone Fishing With Fredo Corleone"
<cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonymails.com> wrote in
news:42814772$0$8125$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au:
To check for witchcraft, grooms have been taking their brides to
Djundjerski Castle in Kulpin, Serbia, for an ancient broom test. The
women are weighed and then weighed again sitting on a broom. If they
weigh more the second time, they are not being supported by the broom
and are "certainly not a witch". A certificate is issued.
Historians from Novi Sad University, who revived the ritual, were
stunned by how many people were worried about the issue.
Irish Examiner
18 October 2002
But what if she weighs less than a duck?
An English duck or an African duck?
And is it carrying coconuts? <cough>
Listen, should I be worried about anything?
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Robyn
Resident Witchpoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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| User: "Mike Painter" |
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11 May 2005 12:14:58 AM |
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Robibnikoff wrote:
"Mike Painter" <mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
news:fVdge.1295$Y81.514@newssvr21.news.prodigy.com...
Woden wrote:
"Clayton's Gone Fishing With Fredo Corleone"
<cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonymails.com> wrote in
news:42814772$0$8125$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au:
To check for witchcraft, grooms have been taking their brides to
Djundjerski Castle in Kulpin, Serbia, for an ancient broom test. The
women are weighed and then weighed again sitting on a broom. If they
weigh more the second time, they are not being supported
by the broom and are "certainly not a witch". A certificate is
issued. Historians from Novi Sad University, who revived the
ritual, were stunned by how many people were worried about the
issue. Irish Examiner
18 October 2002
But what if she weighs less than a duck?
An English duck or an African duck?
And is it carrying coconuts? <cough>
Listen, should I be worried about anything?
Only people that speak with a funny French accent.
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11 May 2005 07:51:30 AM |
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"Mike Painter" <mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
news:mxgge.15345$J12.4948@newssvr14.news.prodigy.com...
Robibnikoff wrote:
"Mike Painter" <mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
news:fVdge.1295$Y81.514@newssvr21.news.prodigy.com...
Woden wrote:
"Clayton's Gone Fishing With Fredo Corleone"
<cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonymails.com> wrote in
news:42814772$0$8125$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au:
To check for witchcraft, grooms have been taking their brides to
Djundjerski Castle in Kulpin, Serbia, for an ancient broom test. The
women are weighed and then weighed again sitting on a broom. If they
weigh more the second time, they are not being supported
by the broom and are "certainly not a witch". A certificate is
issued. Historians from Novi Sad University, who revived the
ritual, were stunned by how many people were worried about the
issue. Irish Examiner
18 October 2002
But what if she weighs less than a duck?
An English duck or an African duck?
And is it carrying coconuts? <cough>
Listen, should I be worried about anything?
Only people that speak with a funny French accent.
They better not wave their private parts at my aunties! ;)
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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| User: "FreeThink" |
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10 May 2005 09:43:04 PM |
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Mike Painter wrote:
Woden wrote:
"Clayton's Gone Fishing With Fredo Corleone"
<cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonymails.com> wrote in
news:42814772$0$8125$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au:
To check for witchcraft, grooms have been taking their brides to
Djundjerski Castle in Kulpin, Serbia, for an ancient broom test.
The
women are weighed and then weighed again sitting on a broom. If
they
weigh more the second time, they are not being supported by the
broom
and are "certainly not a witch". A certificate is issued.
Historians from Novi Sad University, who revived the ritual, were
stunned by how many people were worried about the issue.
Irish Examiner
18 October 2002
But what if she weighs less than a duck?
An English duck or an African duck?
What if you can't absolutely prove evolution?
ID is true...
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| User: "FreeThink" |
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10 May 2005 10:02:19 PM |
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FreeThink wrote:
Mike Painter wrote:
Woden wrote:
"Clayton's Gone Fishing With Fredo Corleone"
<cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonymails.com> wrote in
news:42814772$0$8125$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au:
To check for witchcraft, grooms have been taking their brides to
Djundjerski Castle in Kulpin, Serbia, for an ancient broom test.
The
women are weighed and then weighed again sitting on a broom. If
they
weigh more the second time, they are not being supported by the
broom
and are "certainly not a witch". A certificate is issued.
Historians from Novi Sad University, who revived the ritual,
were
stunned by how many people were worried about the issue.
Irish Examiner
18 October 2002
But what if she weighs less than a duck?
An English duck or an African duck?
What if you can't absolutely prove evolution?
ID is true...
This is a "sarcasm intended in that post" disclaimer follow up.
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10 May 2005 10:11:01 PM |
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On Wed, 11 May 2005 02:15:39 GMT, "Mike Painter"
<mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
Woden wrote:
"Clayton's Gone Fishing With Fredo Corleone"
<cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonymails.com> wrote in
news:42814772$0$8125$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au:
To check for witchcraft, grooms have been taking their brides to
Djundjerski Castle in Kulpin, Serbia, for an ancient broom test. The
women are weighed and then weighed again sitting on a broom. If they
weigh more the second time, they are not being supported by the broom
and are "certainly not a witch". A certificate is issued.
Historians from Novi Sad University, who revived the ritual, were
stunned by how many people were worried about the issue.
Irish Examiner
18 October 2002
But what if she weighs less than a duck?
An English duck or an African duck?
I don't know that... AAAaaaaaaaaqh!!!!
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11 May 2005 07:52:15 AM |
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"Kate " <cobalt@newscene.com> wrote in message
news:42a97756.307234468@news-west.newscene.com...
On Wed, 11 May 2005 02:15:39 GMT, "Mike Painter"
<mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
Woden wrote:
"Clayton's Gone Fishing With Fredo Corleone"
<cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonymails.com> wrote in
news:42814772$0$8125$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au:
To check for witchcraft, grooms have been taking their brides to
Djundjerski Castle in Kulpin, Serbia, for an ancient broom test. The
women are weighed and then weighed again sitting on a broom. If they
weigh more the second time, they are not being supported by the broom
and are "certainly not a witch". A certificate is issued.
Historians from Novi Sad University, who revived the ritual, were
stunned by how many people were worried about the issue.
Irish Examiner
18 October 2002
But what if she weighs less than a duck?
An English duck or an African duck?
I don't know that... AAAaaaaaaaaqh!!!!
That Bridge of Eternal Peril! Gets 'em everytime :)
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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10 May 2005 10:38:16 PM |
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On 10 May 2005, Kate dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
On Wed, 11 May 2005 02:15:39 GMT, "Mike Painter"
<mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
Woden wrote:
"Clayton's Gone Fishing With Fredo Corleone"
<cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonymails.com> wrote in
news:42814772$0$8125$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au:
To check for witchcraft, grooms have been taking their brides to
Djundjerski Castle in Kulpin, Serbia, for an ancient broom test.
The women are weighed and then weighed again sitting on a broom.
If they weigh more the second time, they are not being supported by
the broom and are "certainly not a witch". A certificate is
issued. Historians from Novi Sad University, who revived the
ritual, were stunned by how many people were worried about the
issue.
Irish Examiner
18 October 2002
But what if she weighs less than a duck?
An English duck or an African duck?
I don't know that... AAAaaaaaaaaqh!!!!
You have to know these things when you're the king.
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Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
Plonked by Jason Gastrich for all eternity...
Lovingly plonked by Roger Pearse
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"I'm sickened by all religions. Religion has divided people. I don't
think there's any difference between the pope wearing a large hat and
parading around with a smoking purse and an African painting his face
white and praying to a rock." [Howard Stern]
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10 May 2005 07:13:02 PM |
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"Clayton's Gone Fishing With Fredo Corleone" <cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonymails.com>
wrote in message news:42814772$0$8125$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au...
To check for witchcraft, grooms have been taking their brides to
Djundjerski
Castle in Kulpin, Serbia, for an ancient broom test. The women are
weighed
and then weighed again sitting on a broom. If they weigh more the second
time, they are not being supported by the broom and are "certainly not a
witch". A certificate is issued. Historians from Novi Sad University,
who
revived the ritual, were stunned by how many people were worried about the
issue.
Irish Examiner
18 October 2002
I think that they should weigh the woman without a broom, make her take
a healthy *****, then weigh her with the broom.
If the girl can ***** a broom, she is a witch.
Makes sense to me.
David H.
aa # 2217
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11 May 2005 07:50:47 AM |
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"David H." <davidhaapala@sbcglobal.fart.not.net> wrote in message
news:i6cge.680$aM4.610@newssvr11.news.prodigy.com...
"Clayton's Gone Fishing With Fredo Corleone"
<cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonymails.com>
wrote in message news:42814772$0$8125$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au...
To check for witchcraft, grooms have been taking their brides to
Djundjerski
Castle in Kulpin, Serbia, for an ancient broom test. The women are
weighed
and then weighed again sitting on a broom. If they weigh more the
second
time, they are not being supported by the broom and are "certainly not a
witch". A certificate is issued. Historians from Novi Sad University,
who
revived the ritual, were stunned by how many people were worried about
the
issue.
Irish Examiner
18 October 2002
I think that they should weigh the woman without a broom, make her
take
a healthy *****, then weigh her with the broom.
If the girl can ***** a broom, she is a witch.
Makes sense to me.
Oooooookay <backs away slowly>
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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| User: "JohnN" |
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11 May 2005 08:53:17 AM |
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David H. wrote:
"Clayton's Gone Fishing With Fredo Corleone"
<cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonymails.com>
wrote in message
news:42814772$0$8125$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au...
To check for witchcraft, grooms have been taking their brides to
Djundjerski
Castle in Kulpin, Serbia, for an ancient broom test. The women are
weighed
and then weighed again sitting on a broom. If they weigh more the
second
time, they are not being supported by the broom and are "certainly
not a
witch". A certificate is issued. Historians from Novi Sad
University,
who
revived the ritual, were stunned by how many people were worried
about the
issue.
Irish Examiner
18 October 2002
I think that they should weigh the woman without a broom, make
her take
a healthy *****, then weigh her with the broom.
If the girl can ***** a broom, she is a witch.
Makes sense to me.
The "*****-a-Broom" Theory was debunked years ago. Broomshitterism is a
religion.
JohnN
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| User: "jwk" |
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11 May 2005 09:44:18 AM |
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Clayton's Gone Fishing With Fredo Corleone wrote:
To check for witchcraft, grooms have been taking their brides to
Djundjerski
Castle in Kulpin, Serbia, for an ancient broom test. The women are
weighed
and then weighed again sitting on a broom. If they weigh more the
second
time, they are not being supported by the broom and are "certainly
not a
witch". A certificate is issued. Historians from Novi Sad
University, who
revived the ritual, were stunned by how many people were worried
about the
issue.
I doubt anyone is really worried about this issue. What did they
expect? Who could turn up the chance to get a certificate saying that
they are "certainly not a witch"? I'll bet even Robyn could find a use
for such a document ;)
jwk
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