"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:BLGdnYHNavyUi4TfRVn-vw@megapath.net...

In our last episode <lo8Sd.30$WO4.1714@news.uswest.net>, Rev. Karl E.
Taylor lumbered into the room and mumbled:

Mark K. Bilbo wrote:

In our last episode <scqme2-9de.ln1@dhcpdns2.ddsoho.com>, Rev. Karl E.
Taylor lumbered into the room and mumbled:

Mark K. Bilbo wrote:

Some church in Tulsa just mailed me "GOD'S HOLY BLESSING POWER IN THE
ENCLOSED ANOINTED PRAYER RUG WE ARE LOANING YOU TO USE!!!"

(Verbatim quote, including the caps)

Now they've done it! They mailed "GOD'S HOLY BLESSING POWER" right to
the EAC (ntie,oc)! No more blessings for the Christers!

MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

QUICK, BURN IT, THEY ARE LOADED WITH JEBUZ VIRII!

What, you don't read the code green alerts sent by the security
department?

"There is a new and insidious plan being perpetrated by the RRR, in an
attempt to convert the free thinking public, and control the minds of
those not yet controlled.

Code named "ANOINTED PRAYER RUG" (APR), the RRR has taken it upon
themselves to infuse the newly created (divine operations) JEBUZ VIRUS
into the cloth included in the envelopes.

Should any member or director of the EAC, (ntweoc), receive one of
these APR's, the following instructions must be followed to the letter
to rid yourself of the virus's harmful effects.

1) Burn the ARP
2) Apply large amounts of alcohol, both external and internal 3)
The release of sex based endorphins will counter the virus 4) The
release of Sagan processes will counter the virus (Req.
Cosmos, or Demon Haunted World)

Under no circumstances should you allow yourself contact with RRR's or
fundies until such time as decontamination has been completed.
Usually 48 - 72 hours.

Contact with RRR's or fundies during the incubation period will result
in loss of judgment, delay in rational thinking processes, failure of
cynical natures, total loss of humor, and a desire to bend knees and
talk to imaginary people and deities."

Next time, read what they send you.

And get rid of that thing will ya, you are just putting your self at
risk.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JEEBUS COOTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Next time, you'll read those little alerts, won't you? :-D

I'M MELTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh my. That's what you get for hanging out with me :)

Mark K. Bilbo wrote:

In our last episode <lo8Sd.30$WO4.1714@news.uswest.net>, Rev. Karl E.
Taylor lumbered into the room and mumbled:

Mark K. Bilbo wrote:

In our last episode <scqme2-9de.ln1@dhcpdns2.ddsoho.com>, Rev. Karl E.
Taylor lumbered into the room and mumbled:

Mark K. Bilbo wrote:

Some church in Tulsa just mailed me "GOD'S HOLY BLESSING POWER IN THE
ENCLOSED ANOINTED PRAYER RUG WE ARE LOANING YOU TO USE!!!"

(Verbatim quote, including the caps)

Now they've done it! They mailed "GOD'S HOLY BLESSING POWER" right to
the EAC (ntie,oc)! No more blessings for the Christers!

MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

QUICK, BURN IT, THEY ARE LOADED WITH JEBUZ VIRII!

What, you don't read the code green alerts sent by the security
department?

"There is a new and insidious plan being perpetrated by the RRR, in an
attempt to convert the free thinking public, and control the minds of
those not yet controlled.

Code named "ANOINTED PRAYER RUG" (APR), the RRR has taken it upon
themselves to infuse the newly created (divine operations) JEBUZ VIRUS
into the cloth included in the envelopes.

Should any member or director of the EAC, (ntweoc), receive one of
these APR's, the following instructions must be followed to the letter
to rid yourself of the virus's harmful effects.

1) Burn the ARP
2) Apply large amounts of alcohol, both external and internal 3)
The release of sex based endorphins will counter the virus 4) The
release of Sagan processes will counter the virus (Req.
Cosmos, or Demon Haunted World)

Under no circumstances should you allow yourself contact with RRR's or
fundies until such time as decontamination has been completed.
Usually 48 - 72 hours.

Contact with RRR's or fundies during the incubation period will result
in loss of judgment, delay in rational thinking processes, failure of
cynical natures, total loss of humor, and a desire to bend knees and
talk to imaginary people and deities."

Next time, read what they send you.

And get rid of that thing will ya, you are just putting your self at
risk.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JEEBUS COOTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Next time, you'll read those little alerts, won't you? :-D

I'M MELTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quick man, follow the instruction above for the next 48 to 72 hours and
you'll be fine.

And be careful what you open from the mail. You never know what those
sneaky bastards will send us next.