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Topic:	Religions > Atheism
User:	"Mark K. Bilbo"
Date:	20 Feb 2005 07:29:33 AM
Object:	BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Some church in Tulsa just mailed me "GOD'S HOLY BLESSING POWER IN THE
ENCLOSED ANOINTED PRAYER RUG WE ARE LOANING YOU TO USE!!!"
(Verbatim quote, including the caps)
Now they've done it! They mailed "GOD'S HOLY BLESSING POWER" right to the
EAC (ntie,oc)! No more blessings for the Christers!
MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
-----------------------------------------------------------
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true,
by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."
-- Seneca the Younger
.

User: "Robibnikoff"
Title: Re: BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!	20 Feb 2005 07:34:07 AM

"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:F5ednXPcq8sgDYXfRVn-rQ@megapath.net...

Wait a sec. This is a "loan"? Are they actually expecting you to return
it? :)
--
---------
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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User: "There She Was Just A-Clayton Down The Street..."
Title: Re: BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!	21 Feb 2005 01:27:54 AM

"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in message
news:37rhucF5eluifU1@individual.net...

"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:F5ednXPcq8sgDYXfRVn-rQ@megapath.net...

the

EAC (ntie,oc)! No more blessings for the Christers!

MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wait a sec. This is a "loan"? Are they actually expecting you to return
it? :)

Well, maybe after he's taken if for a trip to the smallest room in the
house!
.

User: "stoney"
Title: Re: BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!	22 Feb 2005 11:40:38 AM

On Mon, 21 Feb 2005 17:27:54 +1000, "There She Was Just A-Clayton Down
The Street..." <cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonymails.com> wrote:

"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in message
news:37rhucF5eluifU1@individual.net...

"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:F5ednXPcq8sgDYXfRVn-rQ@megapath.net...

the

EAC (ntie,oc)! No more blessings for the Christers!

MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wait a sec. This is a "loan"? Are they actually expecting you to return
it? :)

Well, maybe after he's taken if for a trip to the smallest room in the
house!

And made his deposit.
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
.

User: ""
Title: Re: BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!	21 Feb 2005 10:38:29 AM

There She Was Just A-Clayton Down The Street... wrote:

"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in message
news:37rhucF5eluifU1@individual.net...

"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:F5ednXPcq8sgDYXfRVn-rQ@megapath.net...

Some church in Tulsa just mailed me "GOD'S HOLY BLESSING POWER IN

THE

ENCLOSED ANOINTED PRAYER RUG WE ARE LOANING YOU TO USE!!!"

(Verbatim quote, including the caps)

Now they've done it! They mailed "GOD'S HOLY BLESSING POWER"

right to

the

EAC (ntie,oc)! No more blessings for the Christers!

MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wait a sec. This is a "loan"? Are they actually expecting you to

return

it? :)

Well, maybe after he's taken if for a trip to the smallest room in

the

house!

The kid's bedroom?
Kermit
Oh! You mean the one in the backyard!
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User: "Mark K. Bilbo"
Title: Re: BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!	20 Feb 2005 07:46:28 AM

In our last episode <37rhucF5eluifU1@individual.net>, Robibnikoff lumbered
into the room and mumbled:

"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:F5ednXPcq8sgDYXfRVn-rQ@megapath.net...

Wait a sec. This is a "loan"? Are they actually expecting you to return
it? :)

It's more of a chain letter kind of thing. I'm supposed to mail it on to
somebody else. Allegedly after getting my "blessing" of course. The part
I'm supposed to mail back is the envelope with the "donation" you see...
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
-----------------------------------------------------------
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true,
by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."
-- Seneca the Younger
.

User: "Robibnikoff"
Title: Re: BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!	20 Feb 2005 07:52:05 AM

"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:c4ednU23vKYoCYXfRVn-tA@megapath.net...

In our last episode <37rhucF5eluifU1@individual.net>, Robibnikoff lumbered
into the room and mumbled:

"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:F5ednXPcq8sgDYXfRVn-rQ@megapath.net...

Wait a sec. This is a "loan"? Are they actually expecting you to return
it? :)

Ah hah. Gotcha ;)
So what is it? A piece of cloth?
--
---------
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
.

User: "Mark K. Bilbo"
Title: Re: BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!	20 Feb 2005 09:29:48 AM

In our last episode <37rj02F5g2enbU1@individual.net>, Robibnikoff lumbered
into the room and mumbled:

"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:c4ednU23vKYoCYXfRVn-tA@megapath.net...

In our last episode <37rhucF5eluifU1@individual.net>, Robibnikoff
lumbered into the room and mumbled:

"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:F5ednXPcq8sgDYXfRVn-rQ@megapath.net...

Wait a sec. This is a "loan"? Are they actually expecting you to
return it? :)

Ah hah. Gotcha ;)

So what is it? A piece of cloth?

Of course not. It's a cheap paper thing with a Jeebus drawing.
And it's a *magic* picture. If you stare at it a while, he opens his eyes!
<gasp>
Heh. There's a light hinting at pupils so your brain can interpret the
image as having "open eyes" if you try to see the eyes as being open. The
funny thing--to me at least--is that the dark arcs of "eyelashes" then
look like "bags under the eyes" and make Jeebus look like he was out
partying *way too late last night. <G>
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
-----------------------------------------------------------
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true,
by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."
-- Seneca the Younger
.

User: "Robibnikoff"
Title: Re: BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!	20 Feb 2005 09:41:38 AM

"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:rdednfFUiN5wMYXfRVn-pA@megapath.net...

In our last episode <37rj02F5g2enbU1@individual.net>, Robibnikoff lumbered
into the room and mumbled:

"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:c4ednU23vKYoCYXfRVn-tA@megapath.net...

In our last episode <37rhucF5eluifU1@individual.net>, Robibnikoff
lumbered into the room and mumbled:

"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:F5ednXPcq8sgDYXfRVn-rQ@megapath.net...

Wait a sec. This is a "loan"? Are they actually expecting you to
return it? :)

Ah hah. Gotcha ;)

So what is it? A piece of cloth?

Of course not. It's a cheap paper thing with a Jeebus drawing.

Oh, well, that blows ;)

And it's a *magic* picture. If you stare at it a while, he opens his eyes!
<gasp>

Get OUT!

Heh. There's a light hinting at pupils so your brain can interpret the
image as having "open eyes" if you try to see the eyes as being open. The
funny thing--to me at least--is that the dark arcs of "eyelashes" then
look like "bags under the eyes" and make Jeebus look like he was out
partying *way too late last night. <G>

LOL. I'd love to see the silly thing. I never get stuff like in that in
the mail <pout> ;)
--
---------
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
.

User: "Mark K. Bilbo"
Title: Re: BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!	20 Feb 2005 10:29:12 AM

In our last episode <37rpdgF5e9rkmU1@individual.net>, Robibnikoff lumbered
into the room and mumbled:

"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:rdednfFUiN5wMYXfRVn-pA@megapath.net...

In our last episode <37rj02F5g2enbU1@individual.net>, Robibnikoff
lumbered into the room and mumbled:

"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:c4ednU23vKYoCYXfRVn-tA@megapath.net...

In our last episode <37rhucF5eluifU1@individual.net>, Robibnikoff
lumbered into the room and mumbled:

"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:F5ednXPcq8sgDYXfRVn-rQ@megapath.net...

Wait a sec. This is a "loan"? Are they actually expecting you to
return it? :)

Ah hah. Gotcha ;)

So what is it? A piece of cloth?

Of course not. It's a cheap paper thing with a Jeebus drawing.

Oh, well, that blows ;)

And it's a *magic* picture. If you stare at it a while, he opens his
eyes! <gasp>

Get OUT!

That's what *he said! Or was it "get off!" I mean, they *said I was
supposed to kneel on him.

Heh. There's a light hinting at pupils so your brain can interpret the
image as having "open eyes" if you try to see the eyes as being open.
The funny thing--to me at least--is that the dark arcs of "eyelashes"
then look like "bags under the eyes" and make Jeebus look like he was
out partying *way too late last night. <G>

LOL. I'd love to see the silly thing. I never get stuff like in that
in the mail <pout> ;)

Shoot, I don't have a scanner. Maybe I should find somebody around the ng
that does have one and get them to scan it for the web site...
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
-----------------------------------------------------------
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true,
by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."
-- Seneca the Younger
.

User: "There She Was Just A-Clayton Down The Street..."
Title: Re: BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!	21 Feb 2005 01:29:19 AM

"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:wa6dnY-mHdNFJ4XfRVn-vA@megapath.net...

In our last episode <37rpdgF5e9rkmU1@individual.net>, Robibnikoff lumbered
into the room and mumbled:

That's what *he said! Or was it "get off!" I mean, they *said I was
supposed to kneel on him.

Do it....and pray to Mecca!
.

User: "Mark K. Bilbo"
Title: Re: BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!	21 Feb 2005 07:19:46 AM

In our last episode <42198d66$0$31616$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>,
There She Was Just A-Clayton Down The Street... lumbered into the room and
mumbled:

"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:wa6dnY-mHdNFJ4XfRVn-vA@megapath.net...

In our last episode <37rpdgF5e9rkmU1@individual.net>, Robibnikoff
lumbered into the room and mumbled:

That's what *he said! Or was it "get off!" I mean, they *said I was
supposed to kneel on him.

Do it....and pray to Mecca!

Nah, did enough of that prayer thing when I was a Christian. If I'm gonna
talk to myself, I can think of better subjects to discuss. <G>
Now, if this thing was cloth, I could find a use for it around here...
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
-----------------------------------------------------------
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true,
by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."
-- Seneca the Younger
.

User: "Elroy Willis"
Title: Re: BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!	20 Feb 2005 03:25:19 PM

Mark K. Bilbo <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in alt.atheism

Robibnikoff lumbered into the room and mumbled:

Mark K. Bilbo <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message

Heh. There's a light hinting at pupils so your brain can interpret the
image as having "open eyes" if you try to see the eyes as being open.
The funny thing--to me at least--is that the dark arcs of "eyelashes"
then look like "bags under the eyes" and make Jeebus look like he was
out partying *way too late last night. <G>

LOL. I'd love to see the silly thing. I never get stuff like in that
in the mail <pout> ;)

Shoot, I don't have a scanner. Maybe I should find somebody around the ng
that does have one and get them to scan it for the web site...

I've got one. Send it to me.
--
Elroy Willis
www.elroysemporium.com
.

User: "Mark K. Bilbo"
Title: Re: BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!	20 Feb 2005 04:56:35 PM

In our last episode <1tvh11hvcvhlskrljcub000n20co6475nt@4ax.com>, Elroy
Willis lumbered into the room and mumbled:

Mark K. Bilbo <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in alt.atheism

Robibnikoff lumbered into the room and mumbled:

Mark K. Bilbo <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message

Heh. There's a light hinting at pupils so your brain can interpret the
image as having "open eyes" if you try to see the eyes as being open.
The funny thing--to me at least--is that the dark arcs of "eyelashes"
then look like "bags under the eyes" and make Jeebus look like he was
out partying *way too late last night. <G>

LOL. I'd love to see the silly thing. I never get stuff like in that
in the mail <pout> ;)

Shoot, I don't have a scanner. Maybe I should find somebody around the
ng that does have one and get them to scan it for the web site...

I've got one. Send it to me.

It's not *that impressive but it *is just *begging for some... erm...
artistic license. <G>
(Email me, I don't think I have your snail mail)
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
-----------------------------------------------------------
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true,
by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."
-- Seneca the Younger
.

User: "Harry F. Leopold"
Title: Re: BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!	20 Feb 2005 02:42:41 PM

On Sun, 20 Feb 2005 07:52:05 -0600, Robibnikoff wrote
(in article <37rj02F5g2enbU1@individual.net>):

"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:c4ednU23vKYoCYXfRVn-tA@megapath.net...

In our last episode <37rhucF5eluifU1@individual.net>, Robibnikoff lumbered
into the room and mumbled:

"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:F5ednXPcq8sgDYXfRVn-rQ@megapath.net...

Wait a sec. This is a "loan"? Are they actually expecting you to return
it? :)

Ah hah. Gotcha ;)

So what is it? A piece of cloth?

Paper, it is paper. I have gotten at least half a dozen over the last few
years.
--
Harry F. Leopold
aa #2076
AA/Vet #4
The Prints of Darkness
(remove gene to email)
�I confess I don't know much of the structural strenght of swiss cheese, but
it might be a bit sturdier than exploding right away.� - CeeBee
.

User: "Douglas Berry"
Title: Re: BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!	20 Feb 2005 12:15:46 PM

On Sun, 20 Feb 2005 07:46:28 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> drained his beer, leaned back in the
alt.atheism beanbag and drunkenly proclaimed the following

Is that a pre-paid envelope, perchance?
Glue it to a brick. Drop it in the mail. They have to pay the
postage.
--
Douglas E. Berry Do the OBVIOUS thing to send e-mail
Atheist #2147, Atheist Vet #5
"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as
when they do it from religious conviction."
Blaise Pascal (1623-1662), Pense'es, #894.
.

User: "Enkidu"
Title: Re: BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!	20 Feb 2005 12:31:42 PM

Douglas Berry <penguin_boy@mindOBVIOUSspring.com> wrote in
news:pvkh11haqcso47smpt74if2ba8si4nobar@4ax.com:

On Sun, 20 Feb 2005 07:46:28 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> drained his beer, leaned back in the
alt.atheism beanbag and drunkenly proclaimed the following

Is that a pre-paid envelope, perchance?

Glue it to a brick. Drop it in the mail. They have to pay the
postage.

Sadly, it has to fit into the envelope. I checked with my local post
office for just that reason. I was going to mail an 8 inch section of
railroad track to a snail-mail spammer once. I had to settle on as much
metallic trash as I could fit into the envelope.
--
Enkidu AA#2165
As I understand the Christian religion, it was, and is, a revelation.
But how has it happened that millions of fables, tales, legends, have
been blended with both Jewish and Christian revelation that have made
them the most bloody religion that ever existed?
-John Adams, letter to F.A. Van der Kamp, December 27, 1816
Now playing: Lazy Boy - Uneasy Street
.

User: ""
Title: Re: BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!	21 Feb 2005 04:54:19 PM

On Sun, 20 Feb 2005 18:31:42 GMT, Enkidu <zwi6iv402@sneakemail.com>
wrote:

Douglas Berry <penguin_boy@mindOBVIOUSspring.com> wrote in
news:pvkh11haqcso47smpt74if2ba8si4nobar@4ax.com:

On Sun, 20 Feb 2005 07:46:28 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> drained his beer, leaned back in the
alt.atheism beanbag and drunkenly proclaimed the following

Is that a pre-paid envelope, perchance?

Glue it to a brick. Drop it in the mail. They have to pay the
postage.

Try sending live wasps.
drift
.

User: "Enkidu"
Title: Re: BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!	22 Feb 2005 10:31:18 AM

wrote in news:akpk111qfvml8lfm79r1odn50sd8vqlg0h@4ax.com:

On Sun, 20 Feb 2005 18:31:42 GMT, Enkidu <zwi6iv402@sneakemail.com>
wrote:

Douglas Berry <penguin_boy@mindOBVIOUSspring.com> wrote in
news:pvkh11haqcso47smpt74if2ba8si4nobar@4ax.com:

On Sun, 20 Feb 2005 07:46:28 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> drained his beer, leaned back in the
alt.atheism beanbag and drunkenly proclaimed the following

Is that a pre-paid envelope, perchance?

Glue it to a brick. Drop it in the mail. They have to pay the
postage.

Try sending live wasps.
drift

Fleas are hardier, and you can send 100,000 in a single envelope.
--
Enkidu AA#2165
My earlier views of the unsoundness of the Christian scheme of salvation
and the human origin of the scriptures, have become clearer and stronger
with advancing years and I see no reason for thinking I shall ever
change them.
-- Abraham Lincoln
Now playing: Wildlife on One on Thu, Feb 03 2005 - Wildlife on One on
Thu, Feb 03 20052
.

User: "Harry F. Leopold"
Title: Re: BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!	20 Feb 2005 02:45:34 PM

On Sun, 20 Feb 2005 12:15:46 -0600, Douglas Berry wrote
(in article <pvkh11haqcso47smpt74if2ba8si4nobar@4ax.com>):

On Sun, 20 Feb 2005 07:46:28 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> drained his beer, leaned back in the
alt.atheism beanbag and drunkenly proclaimed the following

Is that a pre-paid envelope, perchance?

Glue it to a brick. Drop it in the mail. They have to pay the
postage.

Better yet, glue it to an old junker, preferably an old junk semi.
--
Harry F. Leopold
aa #2076
AA/Vet #4
The Prints of Darkness
(remove gene to email)
"Your god wears fuzzy, pink, bunny slippers."
.

User: "Liz"
Title: Re: BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!	20 Feb 2005 08:52:40 AM

On Sun, 20 Feb 2005 07:46:28 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> in news message
<c4ednU23vKYoCYXfRVn-tA@megapath.net> wrote:

In our last episode <37rhucF5eluifU1@individual.net>, Robibnikoff lumbered
into the room and mumbled:

"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:F5ednXPcq8sgDYXfRVn-rQ@megapath.net...

Wait a sec. This is a "loan"? Are they actually expecting you to return
it? :)

Oh me me me me me. I want the ANOINTED PRAYER RUG.
�berwench #658 Now a *real* atheist!
Dame Liz the Undaunted Ath.D BAAWA
Charter Member of SMASH
and Queen of the known universe
.

User: "Robibnikoff"
Title: Re: BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!	20 Feb 2005 09:26:30 AM

"Liz" <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in message
news:8d9h1199il4jsng07bkgl4oshqrmj0o46u@4ax.com...

On Sun, 20 Feb 2005 07:46:28 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> in news message
<c4ednU23vKYoCYXfRVn-tA@megapath.net> wrote:

In our last episode <37rhucF5eluifU1@individual.net>, Robibnikoff lumbered
into the room and mumbled:

"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:F5ednXPcq8sgDYXfRVn-rQ@megapath.net...

Wait a sec. This is a "loan"? Are they actually expecting you to
return
it? :)

Oh me me me me me. I want the ANOINTED PRAYER RUG.

Damnit. I knew I should have called dibs. Well, you'll just have to send
it to me when you're done with it ;)
--
---------
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
.

User: "Mark K. Bilbo"
Title: Re: BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!	20 Feb 2005 09:34:58 AM

In our last episode <8d9h1199il4jsng07bkgl4oshqrmj0o46u@4ax.com>, Liz
lumbered into the room and mumbled:

On Sun, 20 Feb 2005 07:46:28 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> in news message
<c4ednU23vKYoCYXfRVn-tA@megapath.net> wrote:

In our last episode <37rhucF5eluifU1@individual.net>, Robibnikoff
lumbered into the room and mumbled:

"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:F5ednXPcq8sgDYXfRVn-rQ@megapath.net...

Wait a sec. This is a "loan"? Are they actually expecting you to
return it? :)

Oh me me me me me. I want the ANOINTED PRAYER RUG.

It's being rushed by black helicopter to Area 51. Particularly now that
I've discovered that if you get GOD'S HOLY BLESSING POWER in the carpet,
it's a real pain to get *out...
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
-----------------------------------------------------------
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true,
by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."
-- Seneca the Younger
.

User: "Panama Floyd"
Title: EAC Research report from Area 51	22 Feb 2005 05:06:06 PM

Mark K. Bilbo wrote:

In our last episode <8d9h1199il4jsng07bkgl4oshqrmj0o46u@4ax.com>, Liz
lumbered into the room and mumbled:

On Sun, 20 Feb 2005 07:46:28 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> in news message
<c4ednU23vKYoCYXfRVn-tA@megapath.net> wrote:

In our last episode <37rhucF5eluifU1@individual.net>, Robibnikoff
lumbered into the room and mumbled:

"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:F5ednXPcq8sgDYXfRVn-rQ@megapath.net...

Some church in Tulsa just mailed me "GOD'S HOLY BLESSING POWER

IN THE

ENCLOSED ANOINTED PRAYER RUG WE ARE LOANING YOU TO USE!!!"

(Verbatim quote, including the caps)

Now they've done it! They mailed "GOD'S HOLY BLESSING POWER"

right to

the EAC (ntie,oc)! No more blessings for the Christers!

MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wait a sec. This is a "loan"? Are they actually expecting you

return it? :)

It's more of a chain letter kind of thing. I'm supposed to mail it

on to

somebody else. Allegedly after getting my "blessing" of course. The

part

I'm supposed to mail back is the envelope with the "donation" you

see...

Oh me me me me me. I want the ANOINTED PRAYER RUG.

It's being rushed by black helicopter to Area 51. Particularly now

that

I've discovered that if you get GOD'S HOLY BLESSING POWER in the

carpet,

it's a real pain to get *out...

--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
-----------------------------------------------------------
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true,
by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."
-- Seneca the Younger

Hi, folks. Sorry we took so long in the lab. Here's the abstract-the
paper's not really finished yet.
Record of *****-reality interactions on Earth from the Anointed
Prayer Rug GHBP84001.
..
Planetary Science Branch/SN4, EAC/Robert Ingersoll Space Center,
XXXXXXX (secret).
Gods Holy Blessing Power (GHBP) 84001 is the most recently recognized
member of a suite of *****--the FREEGIFTs--that almost certainly
originated in Tulsa. Several factors distinguish GHBP84001 from the
other FREEGIFT *****. Preliminary studies suggest that it may be
older than other *****. Moreover, it contains abundant, zoned
domains of calcium-iron-magnesium carbonate that are indigenous to the
sample and thus may hold important clues regarding ***** processes
in Tulsa and the evolution of the American Jesus. We report here
analyses of the carbon and oxygen stable-isotope compositions of the
carbonates that place constraints on their formation conditions. Our
results imply the presence of at least two chemically distinct
carbonates--one Ca,Fe-rich, the other Mg-rich--that are enriched in 13C
relative to unsaved carbonates (delta 13C approximately +41/1000),
consistent with flatulant atmospheric CH4 as the carbon source. The
oxygen isotope compositions of the carbonates indicate that they
precipitated from a low-temperature fluid in the rectory. Combined with
textural and bulk geochemical considerations, the isotope data suggest
that carbonate deposition took place in an open-system environment in
which the ambient idiocy never fluctuated.
MeSH Terms:
* Atmosphere
* *****
* Carbon/analysis
* Carbon Quatro-hydride/analysis
* Carbonates/analysis*
* FREEGIFTs
* Minerals/analysis
* Oxygen/analysis
* Research Support, Non-U.S. Gov't
* Water/analysis
Substances:
* Carbonates
* Minerals
* Carbon
* Hydrogen
* Water
* Oxygen
PMID: XXXXXXXX (secret) for XXX (secret)
Respectfully Submitted,
Panama Floyd aa#2015
EAC Mad Scientist Liaison
Apologies to Entrez Pubmed
(jeez, I love Google Scholar!)
.

User: "stoney"
Title: Re: BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!	22 Feb 2005 11:36:31 AM

On Sun, 20 Feb 2005 14:52:40 GMT, Liz <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote:

On Sun, 20 Feb 2005 07:46:28 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> in news message
<c4ednU23vKYoCYXfRVn-tA@megapath.net> wrote:

In our last episode <37rhucF5eluifU1@individual.net>, Robibnikoff lumbered
into the room and mumbled:

"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:F5ednXPcq8sgDYXfRVn-rQ@megapath.net...

Wait a sec. This is a "loan"? Are they actually expecting you to return
it? :)

Oh me me me me me. I want the ANOINTED PRAYER RUG.

Not the way they anoint it! (aghast)
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
.

User: "Mark K. Bilbo"
Title: Re: BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!	22 Feb 2005 02:11:14 PM

In our last episode <kbrm11hqtiradfrl2i12oe17479l39ocnp@4ax.com>, stoney
lumbered into the room and mumbled:

On Sun, 20 Feb 2005 14:52:40 GMT, Liz <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote:

On Sun, 20 Feb 2005 07:46:28 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> in news message
<c4ednU23vKYoCYXfRVn-tA@megapath.net> wrote:

In our last episode <37rhucF5eluifU1@individual.net>, Robibnikoff
lumbered into the room and mumbled:

"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:F5ednXPcq8sgDYXfRVn-rQ@megapath.net...

Wait a sec. This is a "loan"? Are they actually expecting you to
return it? :)

Oh me me me me me. I want the ANOINTED PRAYER RUG.

Not the way they anoint it! (aghast)

No, that was the pit...
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Group website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
-----------------------------------------------------------
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true,
by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."
-- Seneca the Younger
.

User: "stoney"
Title: Re: BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!	23 Feb 2005 01:20:32 PM

On Tue, 22 Feb 2005 14:11:14 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:

In our last episode <kbrm11hqtiradfrl2i12oe17479l39ocnp@4ax.com>, stoney
lumbered into the room and mumbled:

On Sun, 20 Feb 2005 14:52:40 GMT, Liz <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote:

On Sun, 20 Feb 2005 07:46:28 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> in news message
<c4ednU23vKYoCYXfRVn-tA@megapath.net> wrote:

In our last episode <37rhucF5eluifU1@individual.net>, Robibnikoff
lumbered into the room and mumbled:

"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:F5ednXPcq8sgDYXfRVn-rQ@megapath.net...

Wait a sec. This is a "loan"? Are they actually expecting you to
return it? :)

Oh me me me me me. I want the ANOINTED PRAYER RUG.

Not the way they anoint it! (aghast)

No, that was the pit...

Send out the deposit......
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
.

User: "Rev. Karl E. Taylor"
Title: Re: BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!	20 Feb 2005 10:22:31 AM

Mark K. Bilbo wrote:

QUICK, BURN IT, THEY ARE LOADED WITH JEBUZ VIRII!
What, you don't read the code green alerts sent by the security
department?
"There is a new and insidious plan being perpetrated by the RRR, in an
attempt to convert the free thinking public, and control the minds of
those not yet controlled.
Code named "ANOINTED PRAYER RUG" (APR), the RRR has taken it upon
themselves to infuse the newly created (divine operations) JEBUZ VIRUS
into the cloth included in the envelopes.
Should any member or director of the EAC, (ntweoc), receive one of these
APR's, the following instructions must be followed to the letter to rid
yourself of the virus's harmful effects.

1) Burn the ARP
2) Apply large amounts of alcohol, both external and internal
3) The release of sex based endorphins will counter the virus
4) The release of Sagan processes will counter the virus (Req.
Cosmos, or Demon Haunted World)
Under no circumstances should you allow yourself contact with RRR's or
fundies until such time as decontamination has been completed. Usually
48 - 72 hours.
Contact with RRR's or fundies during the incubation period will result
in loss of judgment, delay in rational thinking processes, failure of
cynical natures, total loss of humor, and a desire to bend knees and
talk to imaginary people and deities."
Next time, read what they send you.
And get rid of that thing will ya, you are just putting your self at risk.
--
There are none more ignorant and useless,
than they that seek answers on their knees,
with their eyes closed.
____________________________________________________________________
Rev. Karl E. Taylor

A.A #1143 PLONKED by Bob
Apostle of Dr. Lao EAC: Virgin Conversion Unit Director
____________________________________________________________________
.

User: "Mark K. Bilbo"
Title: Re: BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!	20 Feb 2005 02:55:15 PM

In our last episode <scqme2-9de.ln1@dhcpdns2.ddsoho.com>, Rev. Karl E.
Taylor lumbered into the room and mumbled:

Mark K. Bilbo wrote:

QUICK, BURN IT, THEY ARE LOADED WITH JEBUZ VIRII!

What, you don't read the code green alerts sent by the security
department?

"There is a new and insidious plan being perpetrated by the RRR, in an
attempt to convert the free thinking public, and control the minds of
those not yet controlled.

Code named "ANOINTED PRAYER RUG" (APR), the RRR has taken it upon
themselves to infuse the newly created (divine operations) JEBUZ VIRUS
into the cloth included in the envelopes.

Should any member or director of the EAC, (ntweoc), receive one of these
APR's, the following instructions must be followed to the letter to rid
yourself of the virus's harmful effects.

1) Burn the ARP
2) Apply large amounts of alcohol, both external and internal 3) The
release of sex based endorphins will counter the virus 4) The release
of Sagan processes will counter the virus (Req.
Cosmos, or Demon Haunted World)

Under no circumstances should you allow yourself contact with RRR's or
fundies until such time as decontamination has been completed. Usually 48
- 72 hours.

Contact with RRR's or fundies during the incubation period will result in
loss of judgment, delay in rational thinking processes, failure of cynical
natures, total loss of humor, and a desire to bend knees and talk to
imaginary people and deities."

Next time, read what they send you.

And get rid of that thing will ya, you are just putting your self at risk.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JEEBUS COOTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
-----------------------------------------------------------
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true,
by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."
-- Seneca the Younger
.

User: "Rev. Karl E. Taylor"
Title: Re: BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!	20 Feb 2005 04:42:42 PM

Mark K. Bilbo wrote:

In our last episode <scqme2-9de.ln1@dhcpdns2.ddsoho.com>, Rev. Karl E.
Taylor lumbered into the room and mumbled:

Mark K. Bilbo wrote:

QUICK, BURN IT, THEY ARE LOADED WITH JEBUZ VIRII!

What, you don't read the code green alerts sent by the security
department?

"There is a new and insidious plan being perpetrated by the RRR, in an
attempt to convert the free thinking public, and control the minds of
those not yet controlled.

Code named "ANOINTED PRAYER RUG" (APR), the RRR has taken it upon
themselves to infuse the newly created (divine operations) JEBUZ VIRUS
into the cloth included in the envelopes.

Should any member or director of the EAC, (ntweoc), receive one of these
APR's, the following instructions must be followed to the letter to rid
yourself of the virus's harmful effects.

1) Burn the ARP
2) Apply large amounts of alcohol, both external and internal 3) The
release of sex based endorphins will counter the virus 4) The release
of Sagan processes will counter the virus (Req.
Cosmos, or Demon Haunted World)

Under no circumstances should you allow yourself contact with RRR's or
fundies until such time as decontamination has been completed. Usually 48
- 72 hours.

Contact with RRR's or fundies during the incubation period will result in
loss of judgment, delay in rational thinking processes, failure of cynical
natures, total loss of humor, and a desire to bend knees and talk to
imaginary people and deities."

Next time, read what they send you.

And get rid of that thing will ya, you are just putting your self at risk.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JEEBUS COOTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Next time, you'll read those little alerts, won't you? :-D
--
There are none more ignorant and useless,
than they that seek answers on their knees,
with their eyes closed.
____________________________________________________________________
Rev. Karl E. Taylor

A.A #1143 PLONKED by Bob
Apostle of Dr. Lao EAC: Virgin Conversion Unit Director
____________________________________________________________________
.

User: "Mark K. Bilbo"
Title: Re: BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!	20 Feb 2005 04:58:16 PM

In our last episode <lo8Sd.30$WO4.1714@news.uswest.net>, Rev. Karl E.
Taylor lumbered into the room and mumbled:

Mark K. Bilbo wrote:

In our last episode <scqme2-9de.ln1@dhcpdns2.ddsoho.com>, Rev. Karl E.
Taylor lumbered into the room and mumbled:

Mark K. Bilbo wrote:

QUICK, BURN IT, THEY ARE LOADED WITH JEBUZ VIRII!

What, you don't read the code green alerts sent by the security
department?

"There is a new and insidious plan being perpetrated by the RRR, in an
attempt to convert the free thinking public, and control the minds of
those not yet controlled.

Code named "ANOINTED PRAYER RUG" (APR), the RRR has taken it upon
themselves to infuse the newly created (divine operations) JEBUZ VIRUS
into the cloth included in the envelopes.

Should any member or director of the EAC, (ntweoc), receive one of these
APR's, the following instructions must be followed to the letter to rid
yourself of the virus's harmful effects.

1) Burn the ARP
2) Apply large amounts of alcohol, both external and internal 3) The
release of sex based endorphins will counter the virus 4) The release
of Sagan processes will counter the virus (Req.
Cosmos, or Demon Haunted World)

Under no circumstances should you allow yourself contact with RRR's or
fundies until such time as decontamination has been completed. Usually
48 - 72 hours.

Contact with RRR's or fundies during the incubation period will result
in loss of judgment, delay in rational thinking processes, failure of
cynical natures, total loss of humor, and a desire to bend knees and
talk to imaginary people and deities."

Next time, read what they send you.

And get rid of that thing will ya, you are just putting your self at
risk.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JEEBUS COOTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Next time, you'll read those little alerts, won't you? :-D

I'M MELTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
-----------------------------------------------------------
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true,
by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."
-- Seneca the Younger
.

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