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Topic:	Religions > Atheism
User:	"Michelle Malkin"
Date:	17 Feb 2005 05:54:29 PM
Object:	California's Secessiion Letter To Bush

I don't know who write this, but I love it:
Dear Mr. President,
Congratulations on your victory over all us
non-evangelicals.
Actually, we're a bit ticked off here in California,
so we're leaving.
California will now be its own country. And we're
taking all the blue states with us.
In case you are not aware, that includes Hawaii,
Oregon, Washington, Minnesota,
Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois, and all of the
Northeast.
We spoke to God, and she agrees that this split will
be beneficial to almost
everybody, and especially to us in the new country of
California.
In fact, God is so excited about it, she's going to
shift the whole country at
4:30 pm EST this Friday.
Therefore, please let everyone know they need to be
back in their states by then.
So you get Texas and all the former slave states. We
get the Governor,
stem cell research and the best beaches,. We get
Elliot Spitzer.
You get Ken Lay. (We will keep Martha Stewart,
but having served her sentence she will now be a
contributor to society rather than the
unindicted contributors to your campaign) We get the
Statue of Liberty.
You get OpryLand, we get Intel and Microsoft.
You get WorldCom. We get Harvard. You get Ole Miss.
We get 85% of America's venture capital and
entrepreneurs.
You get all the technological innovation in Alabama.
We get about two-thirds of the tax revenue, and you
get to make the red states pay their fair share.
Since our divorce rate is 22% lower than the Christian
Coalition's,
we get a bunch of happy families, You get a bunch of
single moms to support,
and we know how much you like that.
Did I mention we produce about 70% of the nation's
veggies?
But heck the only greens the Bible-thumpers eat are
the pickles on their Big Macs.
Oh yeah, another thing, don't plan on serving
California wine at your state dinners.
From now on it's imported French wine for you. Ouch,
bet that hurts.
Just so we're clear, the country of California will be
pro-choice and anti-war,
Speaking of war, we're going to want all blue state
citizens back from Iraq.
If you need people to fight, just ask your
evangelicals.
They have tons of kids they're willing to send to
their deaths for absolutely no purpose,
and they don't care if you don't show pictures of
their kids' caskets coming home.
Anyway, we wish you all the best in the next four
years and we hope,
really hope, you find those missing weapons of mass
destruction. Seriously, Soon.
Sincerely,
California
--
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User: "Enkidu"
Title: Re: California's Secessiion Letter To Bush	17 Feb 2005 06:30:40 PM

"Michelle Malkin" <hypatiab7@comcast.net> wrote in
news:AdidnWgXiuE0s4jfRVn-uw@comcast.com:

I don't know who write this, but I love it:

Michelle, have you read "Ecotopia" by Ernest Callenback? It'll make you
sick, thinking of what could be but isn't.
--
Enkidu
Lighthouses are more helpful than churches.
-- Benjamin Franklin
Now playing: Joe Walsh - In the City
.

User: "Michelle Malkin"
Title: Re: California's Secessiion Letter To Bush	17 Feb 2005 09:51:59 PM

"Enkidu" <zwi6iv402@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9600A80A6D26F255229@130.133.1.4...

"Michelle Malkin" <hypatiab7@comcast.net> wrote in
news:AdidnWgXiuE0s4jfRVn-uw@comcast.com:

I don't know who write this, but I love it:

Michelle, have you read "Ecotopia" by Ernest Callenback? It'll make you
sick, thinking of what could be but isn't.

No, but I'll check it out, if it's still available.

--
Enkidu

Lighthouses are more helpful than churches.
-- Benjamin Franklin

Now playing: Joe Walsh - In the City

User: "duke"
Title: Re: California's Secessiion Letter To Bush	20 Feb 2005 07:45:04 AM

On 18 Feb 2005 00:30:40 GMT, Enkidu <zwi6iv402@sneakemail.com> wrote:

"Michelle Malkin" <hypatiab7@comcast.net> wrote in
news:AdidnWgXiuE0s4jfRVn-uw@comcast.com:

I don't know who write this, but I love it:

Michelle, have you read "Ecotopia" by Ernest Callenback? It'll make you
sick, thinking of what could be but isn't.

Michelle, have you read the daily news? It'll make you gleeful thinking of all
the good things we have and all the bad things we avoided by reelecting
President George Bush.
duke
*****
Matthew 22
14"For many are invited, but few are chosen."
*****
.

User: "johac"
Title: Re: California's Secessiion Letter To Bush	18 Feb 2005 01:36:09 AM

In article <AdidnWgXiuE0s4jfRVn-uw@comcast.com>,
"Michelle Malkin" <hypatiab7@comcast.net> wrote:

They forgot Bob Jones U.

We get 85% of America's venture capital and
entrepreneurs.
You get all the technological innovation in Alabama.
We get about two-thirds of the tax revenue, and you
get to make the red states pay their fair share.

Since our divorce rate is 22% lower than the Christian
Coalition's,
we get a bunch of happy families, You get a bunch of
single moms to support,
and we know how much you like that.
Did I mention we produce about 70% of the nation's
veggies?
But heck the only greens the Bible-thumpers eat are
the pickles on their Big Macs.

Oh yeah, another thing, don't plan on serving
California wine at your state dinners.
From now on it's imported French wine for you. Ouch,
bet that hurts.

Just so we're clear, the country of California will be
pro-choice and anti-war,
Speaking of war, we're going to want all blue state
citizens back from Iraq.
If you need people to fight, just ask your
evangelicals.
They have tons of kids they're willing to send to
their deaths for absolutely no purpose,
and they don't care if you don't show pictures of
their kids' caskets coming home.

Anyway, we wish you all the best in the next four
years and we hope,
really hope, you find those missing weapons of mass
destruction. Seriously, Soon.

Sincerely,

California

I don't know who wrote this either, but if only it were true.
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
Intelligent Design has as much to do with science as reality
television has to do with reality. - Barry Lynn on CNN 12/25/04
.

User: "Mark K. Bilbo"
Title: Re: California's Secessiion Letter To Bush	18 Feb 2005 07:08:36 AM

In our last episode <jhachm-151187.23360917022005@news.giganews.com>,
johac lumbered into the room and mumbled:

In article <AdidnWgXiuE0s4jfRVn-uw@comcast.com>,
"Michelle Malkin" <hypatiab7@comcast.net> wrote:

They forgot Bob Jones U.

We get 85% of America's venture capital and
entrepreneurs.
You get all the technological innovation in Alabama. We get about
two-thirds of the tax revenue, and you get to make the red states pay
their fair share.

Since our divorce rate is 22% lower than the Christian Coalition's,
we get a bunch of happy families, You get a bunch of single moms to
support,
and we know how much you like that.
Did I mention we produce about 70% of the nation's veggies?
But heck the only greens the Bible-thumpers eat are the pickles on
their Big Macs.

Oh yeah, another thing, don't plan on serving California wine at your
state dinners. From now on it's imported French wine for you. Ouch,
bet that hurts.

Just so we're clear, the country of California will be pro-choice and
anti-war,
Speaking of war, we're going to want all blue state citizens back from
Iraq.
If you need people to fight, just ask your evangelicals.
They have tons of kids they're willing to send to their deaths for
absolutely no purpose, and they don't care if you don't show pictures
of their kids' caskets coming home.

Anyway, we wish you all the best in the next four years and we hope,
really hope, you find those missing weapons of mass destruction.
Seriously, Soon.

Sincerely,

California

I don't know who wrote this either, but if only it were true.

Give it time.
My money is still on "USSR style break up." Though maybe not in my
remaining life span.
Then again, I didn't expect to see the USSR break up so
soon either. I always believed it *would collapse and likely in my
lifetime but it happened a lot sooner than I would have predicted...
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
-----------------------------------------------------------
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true,
by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."
-- Seneca the Younger
.

User: "johac"
Title: Re: California's Secessiion Letter To Bush	19 Feb 2005 02:57:38 AM

In article <GrGdnXopD_NJdYjfRVn-1A@megapath.net>,
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:

In our last episode <jhachm-151187.23360917022005@news.giganews.com>,
johac lumbered into the room and mumbled:

In article <AdidnWgXiuE0s4jfRVn-uw@comcast.com>,
"Michelle Malkin" <hypatiab7@comcast.net> wrote:

They forgot Bob Jones U.

We get 85% of America's venture capital and
entrepreneurs.
You get all the technological innovation in Alabama. We get about
two-thirds of the tax revenue, and you get to make the red states pay
their fair share.

Since our divorce rate is 22% lower than the Christian Coalition's,
we get a bunch of happy families, You get a bunch of single moms to
support,
and we know how much you like that.
Did I mention we produce about 70% of the nation's veggies?
But heck the only greens the Bible-thumpers eat are the pickles on
their Big Macs.

Oh yeah, another thing, don't plan on serving California wine at your
state dinners. From now on it's imported French wine for you. Ouch,
bet that hurts.

Just so we're clear, the country of California will be pro-choice and
anti-war,
Speaking of war, we're going to want all blue state citizens back from
Iraq.
If you need people to fight, just ask your evangelicals.
They have tons of kids they're willing to send to their deaths for
absolutely no purpose, and they don't care if you don't show pictures
of their kids' caskets coming home.

Anyway, we wish you all the best in the next four years and we hope,
really hope, you find those missing weapons of mass destruction.
Seriously, Soon.

Sincerely,

California

I don't know who wrote this either, but if only it were true.

Same here. The Red State Blue State differences are diverging even more.
The funny thing is, I don't think that Bush would really mind that much
if we did leave. According to several articles that I read recently,
all he and Rove are interested in is consolidating power and ensuring a
permanent Republican majority. In that case, it would certainly be to
his benefit to put all of the Democrats, liberals, antiwar protesters,
dissenting Republicans, etc. in one box (or several boxes) and get rid
of them.
It may not happen under Bush, but maybe under one of his successors, but
I'm sure that it wouldn't be any time soon.
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
Intelligent Design has as much to do with science as reality
television has to do with reality. - Barry Lynn on CNN 12/25/04
.

User: "Mark K. Bilbo"
Title: Re: California's Secessiion Letter To Bush	19 Feb 2005 08:41:38 AM

In our last episode <jhachm-C6004A.00573819022005@news.giganews.com>,
johac lumbered into the room and mumbled:

In article <GrGdnXopD_NJdYjfRVn-1A@megapath.net>,
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:

In our last episode <jhachm-151187.23360917022005@news.giganews.com>,
johac lumbered into the room and mumbled:

In article <AdidnWgXiuE0s4jfRVn-uw@comcast.com>,
"Michelle Malkin" <hypatiab7@comcast.net> wrote:

They forgot Bob Jones U.

We get 85% of America's venture capital and
entrepreneurs.
You get all the technological innovation in Alabama. We get about
two-thirds of the tax revenue, and you get to make the red states
pay their fair share.

Since our divorce rate is 22% lower than the Christian Coalition's,
we get a bunch of happy families, You get a bunch of single moms to
support,
and we know how much you like that.
Did I mention we produce about 70% of the nation's veggies? But
heck the only greens the Bible-thumpers eat are the pickles on
their Big Macs.

Oh yeah, another thing, don't plan on serving California wine at
your state dinners. From now on it's imported French wine for you.
Ouch,
bet that hurts.

Just so we're clear, the country of California will be pro-choice
and anti-war,
Speaking of war, we're going to want all blue state citizens back
from Iraq.
If you need people to fight, just ask your evangelicals. They have
tons of kids they're willing to send to their deaths for absolutely
no purpose, and they don't care if you don't show pictures of their
kids' caskets coming home.

Anyway, we wish you all the best in the next four years and we
hope, really hope, you find those missing weapons of mass
destruction. Seriously, Soon.

Sincerely,

California

I don't know who wrote this either, but if only it were true.

Same here. The Red State Blue State differences are diverging even more.
The funny thing is, I don't think that Bush would really mind that much if
we did leave. According to several articles that I read recently, all he
and Rove are interested in is consolidating power and ensuring a permanent
Republican majority. In that case, it would certainly be to his benefit to
put all of the Democrats, liberals, antiwar protesters, dissenting
Republicans, etc. in one box (or several boxes) and get rid of them.

It may not happen under Bush, but maybe under one of his successors, but
I'm sure that it wouldn't be any time soon.

Leave? Not if you got oil ya ain't....
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
-----------------------------------------------------------
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true,
by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."
-- Seneca the Younger
.

User: "johac"
Title: Re: California's Secessiion Letter To Bush	20 Feb 2005 02:38:20 AM

In article <-radnaNj7_u-zYrfRVn-vA@megapath.net>,
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:

In our last episode <jhachm-C6004A.00573819022005@news.giganews.com>,
johac lumbered into the room and mumbled:

In article <GrGdnXopD_NJdYjfRVn-1A@megapath.net>,
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:

In our last episode <jhachm-151187.23360917022005@news.giganews.com>,
johac lumbered into the room and mumbled:

In article <AdidnWgXiuE0s4jfRVn-uw@comcast.com>,
"Michelle Malkin" <hypatiab7@comcast.net> wrote:

They forgot Bob Jones U.

We get 85% of America's venture capital and
entrepreneurs.
You get all the technological innovation in Alabama. We get about
two-thirds of the tax revenue, and you get to make the red states
pay their fair share.

Since our divorce rate is 22% lower than the Christian Coalition's,
we get a bunch of happy families, You get a bunch of single moms to
support,
and we know how much you like that.
Did I mention we produce about 70% of the nation's veggies? But
heck the only greens the Bible-thumpers eat are the pickles on
their Big Macs.

Oh yeah, another thing, don't plan on serving California wine at
your state dinners. From now on it's imported French wine for you.
Ouch,
bet that hurts.

Just so we're clear, the country of California will be pro-choice
and anti-war,
Speaking of war, we're going to want all blue state citizens back
from Iraq.
If you need people to fight, just ask your evangelicals. They have
tons of kids they're willing to send to their deaths for absolutely
no purpose, and they don't care if you don't show pictures of their
kids' caskets coming home.

Anyway, we wish you all the best in the next four years and we
hope, really hope, you find those missing weapons of mass
destruction. Seriously, Soon.

Sincerely,

California

I don't know who wrote this either, but if only it were true.

Same here. The Red State Blue State differences are diverging even more.
The funny thing is, I don't think that Bush would really mind that much if
we did leave. According to several articles that I read recently, all he
and Rove are interested in is consolidating power and ensuring a permanent
Republican majority. In that case, it would certainly be to his benefit to
put all of the Democrats, liberals, antiwar protesters, dissenting
Republicans, etc. in one box (or several boxes) and get rid of them.

It may not happen under Bush, but maybe under one of his successors, but
I'm sure that it wouldn't be any time soon.

Leave? Not if you got oil ya ain't....

We'll start producing nukes so he'll leave us alone. ( If we just say
that we have nukes and don't, we will be invaded.)
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
Intelligent Design has as much to do with science as reality
television has to do with reality. - Barry Lynn on CNN 12/25/04
.

User: "Mark K. Bilbo"
Title: Re: California's Secessiion Letter To Bush	20 Feb 2005 07:42:53 AM

In our last episode <jhachm-0F0663.00382020022005@news.giganews.com>,
johac lumbered into the room and mumbled:

In article <-radnaNj7_u-zYrfRVn-vA@megapath.net>,
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:

In our last episode <jhachm-C6004A.00573819022005@news.giganews.com>,
johac lumbered into the room and mumbled:

In article <GrGdnXopD_NJdYjfRVn-1A@megapath.net>,
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:

In our last episode <jhachm-151187.23360917022005@news.giganews.com>,
johac lumbered into the room and mumbled:

In article <AdidnWgXiuE0s4jfRVn-uw@comcast.com>,
"Michelle Malkin" <hypatiab7@comcast.net> wrote:

They forgot Bob Jones U.

We get 85% of America's venture capital and
entrepreneurs.
You get all the technological innovation in Alabama. We get
about two-thirds of the tax revenue, and you get to make the red
states pay their fair share.

Since our divorce rate is 22% lower than the Christian
Coalition's, we get a bunch of happy families, You get a bunch
of single moms to support,
and we know how much you like that.
Did I mention we produce about 70% of the nation's veggies? But
heck the only greens the Bible-thumpers eat are the pickles on
their Big Macs.

Oh yeah, another thing, don't plan on serving California wine at
your state dinners. From now on it's imported French wine for
you. Ouch,
bet that hurts.

Just so we're clear, the country of California will be
pro-choice and anti-war,
Speaking of war, we're going to want all blue state citizens
back from Iraq.
If you need people to fight, just ask your evangelicals. They
have tons of kids they're willing to send to their deaths for
absolutely no purpose, and they don't care if you don't show
pictures of their
kids' caskets coming home.

Anyway, we wish you all the best in the next four years and we
hope, really hope, you find those missing weapons of mass
destruction. Seriously, Soon.

Sincerely,

California

I don't know who wrote this either, but if only it were true.

Same here. The Red State Blue State differences are diverging even
more. The funny thing is, I don't think that Bush would really mind
that much if we did leave. According to several articles that I read
recently, all he and Rove are interested in is consolidating power and
ensuring a permanent Republican majority. In that case, it would
certainly be to his benefit to put all of the Democrats, liberals,
antiwar protesters, dissenting Republicans, etc. in one box (or
several boxes) and get rid of them.

It may not happen under Bush, but maybe under one of his successors,
but I'm sure that it wouldn't be any time soon.

Leave? Not if you got oil ya ain't....

We'll start producing nukes so he'll leave us alone. ( If we just say that
we have nukes and don't, we will be invaded.)

Does seem to work huh? I mean if you're actually suspected of really
having these "WMD" things, Bush leaves you alone...
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
-----------------------------------------------------------
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true,
by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."
-- Seneca the Younger
.

User: "johac"
Title: Re: California's Secessiion Letter To Bush	20 Feb 2005 11:46:55 PM

In article <DqOdncgYTdhADoXfRVn-ig@megapath.net>,
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:

In our last episode <jhachm-0F0663.00382020022005@news.giganews.com>,
johac lumbered into the room and mumbled:

In article <-radnaNj7_u-zYrfRVn-vA@megapath.net>,
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:

In our last episode <jhachm-C6004A.00573819022005@news.giganews.com>,
johac lumbered into the room and mumbled:

In article <GrGdnXopD_NJdYjfRVn-1A@megapath.net>,
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:

In our last episode <jhachm-151187.23360917022005@news.giganews.com>,
johac lumbered into the room and mumbled:

In article <AdidnWgXiuE0s4jfRVn-uw@comcast.com>,
"Michelle Malkin" <hypatiab7@comcast.net> wrote:

They forgot Bob Jones U.

We get 85% of America's venture capital and
entrepreneurs.
You get all the technological innovation in Alabama. We get
about two-thirds of the tax revenue, and you get to make the red
states pay their fair share.

Since our divorce rate is 22% lower than the Christian
Coalition's, we get a bunch of happy families, You get a bunch
of single moms to support,
and we know how much you like that.
Did I mention we produce about 70% of the nation's veggies? But
heck the only greens the Bible-thumpers eat are the pickles on
their Big Macs.

Oh yeah, another thing, don't plan on serving California wine at
your state dinners. From now on it's imported French wine for
you. Ouch,
bet that hurts.

Just so we're clear, the country of California will be
pro-choice and anti-war,
Speaking of war, we're going to want all blue state citizens
back from Iraq.
If you need people to fight, just ask your evangelicals. They
have tons of kids they're willing to send to their deaths for
absolutely no purpose, and they don't care if you don't show
pictures of their
kids' caskets coming home.

Anyway, we wish you all the best in the next four years and we
hope, really hope, you find those missing weapons of mass
destruction. Seriously, Soon.

Sincerely,

California

I don't know who wrote this either, but if only it were true.

Same here. The Red State Blue State differences are diverging even
more. The funny thing is, I don't think that Bush would really mind
that much if we did leave. According to several articles that I read
recently, all he and Rove are interested in is consolidating power and
ensuring a permanent Republican majority. In that case, it would
certainly be to his benefit to put all of the Democrats, liberals,
antiwar protesters, dissenting Republicans, etc. in one box (or
several boxes) and get rid of them.

It may not happen under Bush, but maybe under one of his successors,
but I'm sure that it wouldn't be any time soon.

Leave? Not if you got oil ya ain't....

We'll start producing nukes so he'll leave us alone. ( If we just say that
we have nukes and don't, we will be invaded.)

Does seem to work huh? I mean if you're actually suspected of really
having these "WMD" things, Bush leaves you alone...

Yep. Just as he believes in imaginary beings like gods, he only attacks
imaginary threats like Saddam's WMDs.
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
Intelligent Design has as much to do with science as reality
television has to do with reality. - Barry Lynn on CNN 12/25/04
.

User: "Fred Stone"
Title: Re: California's Secessiion Letter To Bush	21 Feb 2005 07:56:44 AM

johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> wrote in
news:jhachm-0F4D32.21465520022005@news.giganews.com:

In article <DqOdncgYTdhADoXfRVn-ig@megapath.net>,
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:

In our last episode <jhachm-0F0663.00382020022005@news.giganews.com>,
johac lumbered into the room and mumbled:

In article <-radnaNj7_u-zYrfRVn-vA@megapath.net>,
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:

In our last episode
<jhachm-C6004A.00573819022005@news.giganews.com>, johac lumbered
into the room and mumbled:

In article <GrGdnXopD_NJdYjfRVn-1A@megapath.net>,
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:

In our last episode
<jhachm-151187.23360917022005@news.giganews.com>, johac
lumbered into the room and mumbled:

In article <AdidnWgXiuE0s4jfRVn-uw@comcast.com>,
"Michelle Malkin" <hypatiab7@comcast.net> wrote:

They forgot Bob Jones U.

We get 85% of America's venture capital and
entrepreneurs.
You get all the technological innovation in Alabama. We
get about two-thirds of the tax revenue, and you get to
make the red states pay their fair share.

Since our divorce rate is 22% lower than the Christian
Coalition's, we get a bunch of happy families, You get a
bunch of single moms to support,
and we know how much you like that.
Did I mention we produce about 70% of the nation's
veggies? But heck the only greens the Bible-thumpers eat
are the pickles on their Big Macs.

Oh yeah, another thing, don't plan on serving California
wine at your state dinners. From now on it's imported
French wine for you. Ouch,
bet that hurts.

Just so we're clear, the country of California will be
pro-choice and anti-war,
Speaking of war, we're going to want all blue state
citizens back from Iraq.
If you need people to fight, just ask your evangelicals.
They have tons of kids they're willing to send to their
deaths for absolutely no purpose, and they don't care if
you don't show pictures of their
kids' caskets coming home.

Anyway, we wish you all the best in the next four years
and we hope, really hope, you find those missing weapons
of mass destruction. Seriously, Soon.

Sincerely,

California

I don't know who wrote this either, but if only it were true.

Same here. The Red State Blue State differences are diverging
even more. The funny thing is, I don't think that Bush would
really mind that much if we did leave. According to several
articles that I read recently, all he and Rove are interested in
is consolidating power and ensuring a permanent Republican
majority. In that case, it would certainly be to his benefit to
put all of the Democrats, liberals, antiwar protesters,
dissenting Republicans, etc. in one box (or several boxes) and
get rid of them.

It may not happen under Bush, but maybe under one of his
successors, but I'm sure that it wouldn't be any time soon.

Leave? Not if you got oil ya ain't....

We'll start producing nukes so he'll leave us alone. ( If we just
say that we have nukes and don't, we will be invaded.)

Does seem to work huh? I mean if you're actually suspected of really
having these "WMD" things, Bush leaves you alone...

Yep. Just as he believes in imaginary beings like gods, he only
attacks imaginary threats like Saddam's WMDs.

Yeah, that must be why North Korea is soooo complacent about the US, and
why those Iranian mullahs aren't at all perturbed by America right
now...
--
Fred Stone
aa# 1369
Where am I to go, now that I've gone too far?
.

User: "Daniel Kolle"
Title: Re: California's Secessiion Letter To Bush	18 Feb 2005 07:43:48 PM

On Thu, 17 Feb 2005 18:54:29 -0500, "Michelle Malkin"
<hypatiab7@comcast.net> thought hard and said:

You get all the technological innovation in Alabama.

Apparently the author of this article does not know that Huntsville
has both MSFC and Redstone Arsenal. Muhahah. Good luck trying to have
either a space industry or a defense industry without those
institutions.
--
-Daniel "Mr. Brevity" Kolle; 16 A.A. #2035
Koji Kondo, Yo-Yo Ma, Gustav Mahler, Krzysztof Penderecki, and Geirr Tveitt are my Gods.
Head of EAC Denial Department and Madly Insane Scientist.
.

User: "Douglas Berry"
Title: Re: California's Secessiion Letter To Bush	19 Feb 2005 02:00:28 AM

On Fri, 18 Feb 2005 19:43:48 -0600, Daniel Kolle
<Daniel.Kolle@gmail.com> drained his beer, leaned back in the
alt.atheism beanbag and drunkenly proclaimed the following

On Thu, 17 Feb 2005 18:54:29 -0500, "Michelle Malkin"
<hypatiab7@comcast.net> thought hard and said:

You get all the technological innovation in Alabama.

We have Lockheed, Vandenburg AFB, China Lake Naval Air Station,
Edwards AFB, General Dynamics, and all of Silicon Valley.
--
Douglas E. Berry Do the OBVIOUS thing to send e-mail
Atheist #2147, Atheist Vet #5
"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as
when they do it from religious conviction."
Blaise Pascal (1623-1662), Pense'es, #894.
.

User: "Daniel Kolle"
Title: Re: California's Secessiion Letter To Bush	19 Feb 2005 09:11:30 PM

On Sat, 19 Feb 2005 08:00:28 GMT, Douglas Berry
<penguin_boy@mindOBVIOUSspring.com> thought hard and said:

On Fri, 18 Feb 2005 19:43:48 -0600, Daniel Kolle
<Daniel.Kolle@gmail.com> drained his beer, leaned back in the
alt.atheism beanbag and drunkenly proclaimed the following

On Thu, 17 Feb 2005 18:54:29 -0500, "Michelle Malkin"
<hypatiab7@comcast.net> thought hard and said:

You get all the technological innovation in Alabama.

We have Lockheed, Vandenburg AFB, China Lake Naval Air Station,
Edwards AFB, General Dynamics, and all of Silicon Valley.

Currently, MSFC makes most of the parts for the space shuttle program.
Huntsville is not called the Rocket City for nothing. And if you Blue
states ever need missile defense, well, Redstone Arsenal just may be
willing to help you out.
Huntsville is a lot different than the Alabama you see
portrayed on television.
--
-Daniel "Mr. Brevity" Kolle; 16 A.A. #2035
Koji Kondo, Yo-Yo Ma, Gustav Mahler, Krzysztof Penderecki, and Geirr Tveitt are my Gods.
Head of EAC Denial Department and Madly Insane Scientist.
.

User: "Al Klein"
Title: Re: California's Secessiion Letter To Bush	21 Feb 2005 11:59:21 AM

On Sat, 19 Feb 2005 21:11:30 -0600, Daniel Kolle
<Daniel.Kolle@gmail.com> said in alt.atheism:

Europe produces some pretty good hardware.
--
rukbat at verizon dot net
"A stupid man's report of what a clever man says is never accurate because he
unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand."
-- Bertrand Russell.
(random sig, produced by SigChanger)
.

User: "Yang, AthD h.c, Kicking AWOLs Cocaine Snorting Ass"
Title: Re: California's Secessiion Letter To Bush	23 Feb 2005 01:22:50 AM

On Sat, 19 Feb 2005 21:11:30 -0600, Daniel Kolle
<Daniel.Kolle@gmail.com> wrote:

On Sat, 19 Feb 2005 08:00:28 GMT, Douglas Berry
<penguin_boy@mindOBVIOUSspring.com> thought hard and said:

On Fri, 18 Feb 2005 19:43:48 -0600, Daniel Kolle
<Daniel.Kolle@gmail.com> drained his beer, leaned back in the
alt.atheism beanbag and drunkenly proclaimed the following

On Thu, 17 Feb 2005 18:54:29 -0500, "Michelle Malkin"
<hypatiab7@comcast.net> thought hard and said:

You get all the technological innovation in Alabama.

We have Lockheed, Vandenburg AFB, China Lake Naval Air Station,
Edwards AFB, General Dynamics, and all of Silicon Valley.

You mean that multi-trillion dollar missile defense that can shoot
down a decoy? Now why would we want to but into a lemon like that?

Huntsville is a lot different than the Alabama you see
portrayed on television.

-----
Yang
a.a. #28
AthD (h.c.) conferred by the regents of the LCL
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Sorcery Division
Proudly plonked by Lani Girl and Crazyalec (aka

aka Yang's little poltregeist *****)
The Bush 'balanced' budget: 1.6 trillion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: 12 million FEWER jobs than Clinton and counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -1483 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
.

User: "stoney"
Title: Re: California's Secessiion Letter To Bush	23 Feb 2005 12:37:01 PM

On Tue, 22 Feb 2005 23:22:50 -0800, "Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's
Cocaine Snorting *****" <eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote:

On Sat, 19 Feb 2005 21:11:30 -0600, Daniel Kolle
<Daniel.Kolle@gmail.com> wrote:

On Sat, 19 Feb 2005 08:00:28 GMT, Douglas Berry
<penguin_boy@mindOBVIOUSspring.com> thought hard and said:

On Fri, 18 Feb 2005 19:43:48 -0600, Daniel Kolle
<Daniel.Kolle@gmail.com> drained his beer, leaned back in the
alt.atheism beanbag and drunkenly proclaimed the following

On Thu, 17 Feb 2005 18:54:29 -0500, "Michelle Malkin"
<hypatiab7@comcast.net> thought hard and said:

You get all the technological innovation in Alabama.

We have Lockheed, Vandenburg AFB, China Lake Naval Air Station,
Edwards AFB, General Dynamics, and all of Silicon Valley.

You mean that multi-trillion dollar missile defense that can shoot
down a decoy? Now why would we want to but into a lemon like that?

As well as fail to shoot one down that had a transmitter on it.
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
.

User: "stoney"
Title: Re: California's Secessiion Letter To Bush	19 Feb 2005 05:11:10 PM

On Sat, 19 Feb 2005 08:00:28 GMT, Douglas Berry
<penguin_boy@mindOBVIOUSspring.com> wrote:

On Fri, 18 Feb 2005 19:43:48 -0600, Daniel Kolle
<Daniel.Kolle@gmail.com> drained his beer, leaned back in the
alt.atheism beanbag and drunkenly proclaimed the following

On Thu, 17 Feb 2005 18:54:29 -0500, "Michelle Malkin"
<hypatiab7@comcast.net> thought hard and said:

You get all the technological innovation in Alabama.

We have Lockheed, Vandenburg AFB, China Lake Naval Air Station,
Edwards AFB, General Dynamics, and all of Silicon Valley.

And one helluva lot less fundies!
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
.

User: "GlennGlenn"
Title: Re: California's Secessiion Letter To Bush	19 Feb 2005 06:03:59 PM

In article <vrhf11tqs4ltv4c2j40u7s8f2duul11jkn@4ax.com>, stoney
<stoney@the.net> wrote:

On Sat, 19 Feb 2005 08:00:28 GMT, Douglas Berry
<penguin_boy@mindOBVIOUSspring.com> wrote:

On Fri, 18 Feb 2005 19:43:48 -0600, Daniel Kolle
<Daniel.Kolle@gmail.com> drained his beer, leaned back in the
alt.atheism beanbag and drunkenly proclaimed the following

On Thu, 17 Feb 2005 18:54:29 -0500, "Michelle Malkin"
<hypatiab7@comcast.net> thought hard and said:

You get all the technological innovation in Alabama.

We have Lockheed, Vandenburg AFB, China Lake Naval Air Station,
Edwards AFB, General Dynamics, and all of Silicon Valley.

And one helluva lot less fundies!

And those fundies who are here are concentrated in specific locations
throughout the state... most importanly, *away* from Sacramento.
--
GlennGlenn -- aa#825 --

I am not famous, I am notorious. And if I am rich, it is because I have taken
my wages in people.
� Quentin Crisp
.

User: "stoney"
Title: Re: California's Secessiion Letter To Bush	20 Feb 2005 03:13:13 PM

On Sun, 20 Feb 2005 00:03:59 GMT, GlennGlenn
<dipthotdipthot@yahoo.yahoo.com.com> wrote:

In article <vrhf11tqs4ltv4c2j40u7s8f2duul11jkn@4ax.com>, stoney
<stoney@the.net> wrote:

On Sat, 19 Feb 2005 08:00:28 GMT, Douglas Berry
<penguin_boy@mindOBVIOUSspring.com> wrote:

On Fri, 18 Feb 2005 19:43:48 -0600, Daniel Kolle
<Daniel.Kolle@gmail.com> drained his beer, leaned back in the
alt.atheism beanbag and drunkenly proclaimed the following

On Thu, 17 Feb 2005 18:54:29 -0500, "Michelle Malkin"
<hypatiab7@comcast.net> thought hard and said:

You get all the technological innovation in Alabama.

We have Lockheed, Vandenburg AFB, China Lake Naval Air Station,
Edwards AFB, General Dynamics, and all of Silicon Valley.

And one helluva lot less fundies!

And those fundies who are here are concentrated in specific locations
throughout the state... most importanly, *away* from Sacramento.

*WHEW!*
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
.

User: "johac"
Title: Re: California's Secessiion Letter To Bush	20 Feb 2005 11:51:04 PM

In article <vavh11l8bs9n8vd81ifu8siuaufk308q75@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:

On Sun, 20 Feb 2005 00:03:59 GMT, GlennGlenn
<dipthotdipthot@yahoo.yahoo.com.com> wrote:

In article <vrhf11tqs4ltv4c2j40u7s8f2duul11jkn@4ax.com>, stoney
<stoney@the.net> wrote:

On Sat, 19 Feb 2005 08:00:28 GMT, Douglas Berry
<penguin_boy@mindOBVIOUSspring.com> wrote:

On Fri, 18 Feb 2005 19:43:48 -0600, Daniel Kolle
<Daniel.Kolle@gmail.com> drained his beer, leaned back in the
alt.atheism beanbag and drunkenly proclaimed the following

On Thu, 17 Feb 2005 18:54:29 -0500, "Michelle Malkin"
<hypatiab7@comcast.net> thought hard and said:

You get all the technological innovation in Alabama.

We have Lockheed, Vandenburg AFB, China Lake Naval Air Station,
Edwards AFB, General Dynamics, and all of Silicon Valley.

And one helluva lot less fundies!

And those fundies who are here are concentrated in specific locations
throughout the state... most importanly, *away* from Sacramento.

*WHEW!*

Maybe they are afraid of Ah-nuld.
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
Intelligent Design has as much to do with science as reality
television has to do with reality. - Barry Lynn on CNN 12/25/04
.

User: "stoney"
Title: Re: California's Secessiion Letter To Bush	21 Feb 2005 05:45:34 PM

On Sun, 20 Feb 2005 21:51:04 -0800, johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> wrote:

In article <vavh11l8bs9n8vd81ifu8siuaufk308q75@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:

On Sun, 20 Feb 2005 00:03:59 GMT, GlennGlenn
<dipthotdipthot@yahoo.yahoo.com.com> wrote:

In article <vrhf11tqs4ltv4c2j40u7s8f2duul11jkn@4ax.com>, stoney
<stoney@the.net> wrote:

On Sat, 19 Feb 2005 08:00:28 GMT, Douglas Berry
<penguin_boy@mindOBVIOUSspring.com> wrote:

On Fri, 18 Feb 2005 19:43:48 -0600, Daniel Kolle
<Daniel.Kolle@gmail.com> drained his beer, leaned back in the
alt.atheism beanbag and drunkenly proclaimed the following

On Thu, 17 Feb 2005 18:54:29 -0500, "Michelle Malkin"
<hypatiab7@comcast.net> thought hard and said:

You get all the technological innovation in Alabama.

We have Lockheed, Vandenburg AFB, China Lake Naval Air Station,
Edwards AFB, General Dynamics, and all of Silicon Valley.

And one helluva lot less fundies!

And those fundies who are here are concentrated in specific locations
throughout the state... most importanly, *away* from Sacramento.

*WHEW!*

Maybe they are afraid of Ah-nuld.

Sans surprise since they're afraid of reality.
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
.

User: "Al Klein"
Title: Re: California's Secessiion Letter To Bush	21 Feb 2005 08:00:04 PM

On Mon, 21 Feb 2005 15:45:34 -0800, stoney <stoney@the.net> said in
alt.atheism:

On Sun, 20 Feb 2005 21:51:04 -0800, johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> wrote:

And those fundies who are here are concentrated in specific locations
throughout the state... most importanly, *away* from Sacramento.

*WHEW!*

Maybe they are afraid of Ah-nuld.

Sans surprise since they're afraid of reality.

Ahnuld is real?
--
rukbat at verizon dot net
I cannot conceive of a god who rewards and punishes his creatures
or has a will of the kind that we experience in ourselves. Neither
can I nor would I want to conceive of an individual that survives
its physical death; let feeble souls, from fear or absurd egotism,
cherish such thoughts. I am satisfied with the mystery of the eter-
nity of life and a glimpse of the marvelous structure of the exist-
ing world, together with the devoted striving to comprehend a
portion, be it ever so tiny, of the Reason that manifests itself in
nature.
- Albert Einstein, as quoted in _Billions and Billions_, Carl Sagan.
(random sig, produced by SigChanger)
.

User: "johac"
Title: Re: California's Secessiion Letter To Bush	22 Feb 2005 12:47:38 AM

In article <hg4l11pkjknidlrvgh5tqhoa3brq0u159t@4ax.com>,
Al Klein <rukbat@pern.invalid> wrote:

On Mon, 21 Feb 2005 15:45:34 -0800, stoney <stoney@the.net> said in
alt.atheism:

On Sun, 20 Feb 2005 21:51:04 -0800, johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> wrote:

And those fundies who are here are concentrated in specific locations
throughout the state... most importanly, *away* from Sacramento.

*WHEW!*

Maybe they are afraid of Ah-nuld.

Sans surprise since they're afraid of reality.

Ahnuld is real?

Would that he weren't. He should have stuck to making Terminator movies.
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
Intelligent Design has as much to do with science as reality
television has to do with reality. - Barry Lynn on CNN 12/25/04
.

User: "stoney"
Title: Re: California's Secessiion Letter To Bush	22 Feb 2005 10:51:39 AM

On Mon, 21 Feb 2005 22:47:38 -0800, johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> wrote:

In article <hg4l11pkjknidlrvgh5tqhoa3brq0u159t@4ax.com>,
Al Klein <rukbat@pern.invalid> wrote:

On Mon, 21 Feb 2005 15:45:34 -0800, stoney <stoney@the.net> said in
alt.atheism:

On Sun, 20 Feb 2005 21:51:04 -0800, johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> wrote:

And those fundies who are here are concentrated in specific locations
throughout the state... most importanly, *away* from Sacramento.

*WHEW!*

Maybe they are afraid of Ah-nuld.

Sans surprise since they're afraid of reality.

Ahnuld is real?

Would that he weren't. He should have stuck to making Terminator movies.

He was terminated.....
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
.

User: "johac"
Title: Re: California's Secessiion Letter To Bush	23 Feb 2005 12:40:48 AM

In article <goom11p1si8c0so34qrfkaqv66puh2kkui@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:

On Mon, 21 Feb 2005 22:47:38 -0800, johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> wrote:

In article <hg4l11pkjknidlrvgh5tqhoa3brq0u159t@4ax.com>,
Al Klein <rukbat@pern.invalid> wrote:

On Mon, 21 Feb 2005 15:45:34 -0800, stoney <stoney@the.net> said in
alt.atheism:

On Sun, 20 Feb 2005 21:51:04 -0800, johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> wrote:

And those fundies who are here are concentrated in specific locations
throughout the state... most importanly, *away* from Sacramento.

*WHEW!*

Maybe they are afraid of Ah-nuld.

Sans surprise since they're afraid of reality.

Ahnuld is real?

Would that he weren't. He should have stuck to making Terminator movies.

He was terminated.....

I'm sure that they could find some corny deus ex machina script to
'resurrect' him.
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
Intelligent Design has as much to do with science as reality
television has to do with reality. - Barry Lynn on CNN 12/25/04
.

User: "stoney"
Title: Re: California's Secessiion Letter To Bush	23 Feb 2005 12:36:09 PM

On Tue, 22 Feb 2005 22:40:48 -0800, johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> wrote:

In article <goom11p1si8c0so34qrfkaqv66puh2kkui@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:

On Mon, 21 Feb 2005 22:47:38 -0800, johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> wrote:

In article <hg4l11pkjknidlrvgh5tqhoa3brq0u159t@4ax.com>,
Al Klein <rukbat@pern.invalid> wrote:

On Mon, 21 Feb 2005 15:45:34 -0800, stoney <stoney@the.net> said in
alt.atheism:

On Sun, 20 Feb 2005 21:51:04 -0800, johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> wrote:

And those fundies who are here are concentrated in specific locations
throughout the state... most importanly, *away* from Sacramento.

*WHEW!*

Maybe they are afraid of Ah-nuld.

Sans surprise since they're afraid of reality.

Ahnuld is real?

Would that he weren't. He should have stuck to making Terminator movies.

He was terminated.....

I'm sure that they could find some corny deus ex machina script to
'resurrect' him.

Plot hole.
Dream.
errr...."Nightmare on Terminator street?"
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
.

User: "johac"
Title: Re: California's Secessiion Letter To Bush	24 Feb 2005 12:43:39 AM

In article <q7jp11dlb7k9bg949bbfk5nt2rk8uku4ik@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:

On Tue, 22 Feb 2005 22:40:48 -0800, johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> wrote:

In article <goom11p1si8c0so34qrfkaqv66puh2kkui@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:

On Mon, 21 Feb 2005 22:47:38 -0800, johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> wrote:

In article <hg4l11pkjknidlrvgh5tqhoa3brq0u159t@4ax.com>,
Al Klein <rukbat@pern.invalid> wrote:

On Mon, 21 Feb 2005 15:45:34 -0800, stoney <stoney@the.net> said in
alt.atheism:

On Sun, 20 Feb 2005 21:51:04 -0800, johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> wrote:

And those fundies who are here are concentrated in specific
locations
throughout the state... most importanly, *away* from Sacramento.

*WHEW!*

Maybe they are afraid of Ah-nuld.

Sans surprise since they're afraid of reality.

Ahnuld is real?

Would that he weren't. He should have stuck to making Terminator movies.

He was terminated.....

I'm sure that they could find some corny deus ex machina script to
'resurrect' him.

Plot hole.
Dream.
errr...."Nightmare on Terminator street?"

Maybe someone will find one of his circuit boards and 'clone' him like
the did with Sigourney Weaver in "Alien: Resurrection". Hey, it's
Hollywood. The science doesn't have to make sense.
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
Intelligent Design has as much to do with science as reality
television has to do with reality. - Barry Lynn on CNN 12/25/04
.

User: "stoney"
Title: Re: California's Secessiion Letter To Bush	24 Feb 2005 02:50:35 PM

On Wed, 23 Feb 2005 22:43:39 -0800, johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> wrote: