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"Fredric L. Rice" |
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10 Feb 2006 10:09:50 PM |
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Can the English language survive? |
Can the English language survive?
"The vast majority of our imports come from outside
the country." - George W. Bush
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." -
George W. Bush
"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any
Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'." -
George W. Bush
"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made
good judgments in the future." - George W. Bush
"The future will be better tomorrow." - George W. Bush
"We're going to have the best educated American people
in the world." - George W. Bush
"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made." -
George W. Bush
"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part
of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe We are
a part of Europe." - George W. Bush
"Public speaking is very easy." - George W. Bush
"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people
going to the polls." - George W. Bush
"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or
may not occur." - George W. Bush
"For NASA, space is still a high priority." - George W. Bush
"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that
teach our children." - George W. Bush
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's
the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." -
George W. Bush
"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system." -
George W. Bush
---
"President Washington, President Lincoln, President Wilson, President
Roosevelt have all authorized electronic surveillance on a far broader
scale." - AG Christoterrorist Alberto Gonzales, Senate testimony
"Make no mistake about it, this is an attempt to overthrow the
government, not by force of arms, but by seductive arguments
preying on the public's fear of terrorism." -- Filius Nullius
"Adolf Hitler's ghost is alive and unwell inside Pat
Robertson's carcass." -- Shydavid
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| User: "kathryn" |
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| Title: Re: Can the English language survive? |
11 Feb 2006 09:14:37 AM |
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"Fredric L. Rice" <FRice@SkepticTank.ORG> wrote in message
news:11uqomli5ukhpfc@corp.supernews.com...
Can the English language survive?
"The vast majority of our imports come from outside
the country." - George W. Bush
it's worse than that, he makes up words and uses them over and over eg
"suiciders"
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| User: "Lörd Phÿltêr" |
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| Title: Re: Can the English language survive? |
11 Feb 2006 09:47:52 PM |
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"kathryn" <nospam@here.com> had me ROTFL with: news:dskv0s$et9$1
@nwrdmz03.dmz.ncs.ea.ibs-infra.bt.com:
"Fredric L. Rice" <FRice@SkepticTank.ORG> wrote in message
news:11uqomli5ukhpfc@corp.supernews.com...
Can the English language survive?
"The vast majority of our imports come from outside
the country." - George W. Bush
it's worse than that, he makes up words and uses them over and over eg
"suiciders"
Check this if you have broadband (it's 60Mb), it's a parody of the SOTU, what
a scream!! Keep your eye on "Dennis Hastert" stuffing his face and
"Cheney's" permanent sneer
http://media.echoditto.com/SOTU.mov
Some examples "going into Iraq with both fists blazing, "Put all your eggs in
one biscuit" "I'm the President of the United States, it's my job to
presidate"
--
Lörd Phÿltêr
Alt.Atheism #1938
Denizen of Darkness #44 & AFJC Antipodean Attaché
http://www.jesusneverexisted.com
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| User: "David Rice, Esq. desertphile@ hot mail.com" |
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| Title: Re: Can the English language survive? |
11 Feb 2006 11:20:30 AM |
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On Sat, 11 Feb 2006 15:14:37 +0000 (UTC), "kathryn"
<nospam@here.com> wrote:
"Fredric L. Rice" <FRice@SkepticTank.ORG> wrote in message
news:11uqomli5ukhpfc@corp.supernews.com...
Can the English language survive?
"The vast majority of our imports come from outside
the country." - George W. Bush
it's worse than that, he makes up words and uses them over and over eg
"suiciders"
Bush2 also gets tense, plurals, and gender confused. This is what
happens when Diebold determines who gets "elected."
---
I am L. Ron Hubbard and I approve of this message.
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| User: "HellPope Huey" |
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| Title: Re: Can the English language survive? |
11 Feb 2006 01:06:01 PM |
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It has so far, but it gets tiresome, watching to it hobble around,
hearing it complain about how its knees hurt. But hey, what do you
expect when even the Bible itself has been turned into a My-First-Deity
reader in colloquial English? SCREW Aramaic, Latin and Greek, we like it
THIS way! Its EEEEEASIER.
Bless me, Father, for I think I am the fushizzled or the schlamozzle
or some other happy horseshit.
--
HellPope Huey
At some times, I am a noisy teenager
trapped in an old *****'s body;
at others, I'm the biggest crab anyone's seen
since "Mysterious Island." Watch your step.
Revolutions do not happen in this country,
but every now and then the public give
a great heave of boredom and impatience
and something is done with forever.
~ Cyril Connolly, "Ideas and Places"
"I'm going to jump!"
"Do a flip!"
~ "Futurama"
http://www.beat-factory.net/hellpope/
http://www.livejournal.com/users/hellpopehuey24/
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| User: "The Ghost In The Machine" |
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| Title: Re: Can the English language survive? |
11 Feb 2006 03:00:17 PM |
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In alt.atheism, David Rice, Esq.
<desertphile@hot>
wrote
on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 10:20:30 -0700
<m47su1hgvbujo2bbaqotsde1l0un9o1d40@4ax.com>:
On Sat, 11 Feb 2006 15:14:37 +0000 (UTC), "kathryn"
<nospam@here.com> wrote:
"Fredric L. Rice" <FRice@SkepticTank.ORG> wrote in message
news:11uqomli5ukhpfc@corp.supernews.com...
Can the English language survive?
"The vast majority of our imports come from outside
the country." - George W. Bush
it's worse than that, he makes up words and uses them over and over eg
"suiciders"
Bush2 also gets tense, plurals, and gender confused. This is what
happens when Diebold determines who gets "elected."
Oh come now; you're merely misunderestimating him. :-)
Especially since one doesn't have to pronounce 'nuclear'
properly in order to push The Button which will destroy
the world.
(Yeah, that makes *me* feel all comfy-cozy. I wonder
if we can petition for a literacy test as part of the
primary process? Or would that be too exclusive? It's
not currently in the Constitution.)
Bush43 has also promised to hold our allies hostile,
whatever that means, and to put food on one's family.
(Kinky, that one.)
Bush43 will probably go down in history as one of the
most relevant and influential Presidents of all time.
Too bad it won't be for greatness. (A bit like Harding
and Nixon in that respect.)
---
I am L. Ron Hubbard and I approve of this message.
--
#191,
It's still legal to go .sigless.
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| User: "Mike Painter" |
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| Title: Re: Can the English language survive? |
10 Feb 2006 10:35:00 PM |
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Fredric L. Rice wrote:
Can the English language survive?
"The vast majority of our imports come from outside
the country." - George W. Bush
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." -
George W. Bush
"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any
Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'." -
George W. Bush
"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made
good judgments in the future." - George W. Bush
"The future will be better tomorrow." - George W. Bush
"We're going to have the best educated American people
in the world." - George W. Bush
"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made." -
George W. Bush
"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part
of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe We are
a part of Europe." - George W. Bush
"Public speaking is very easy." - George W. Bush
"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people
going to the polls." - George W. Bush
"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or
may not occur." - George W. Bush
"For NASA, space is still a high priority." - George W. Bush
"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that
teach our children." - George W. Bush
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's
the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." -
George W. Bush
"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system." -
George W. Bush
---
"President Washington, President Lincoln, President Wilson, President
Roosevelt have all authorized electronic surveillance on a far broader
scale." - AG Christoterrorist Alberto Gonzales, Senate testimony
"Make no mistake about it, this is an attempt to overthrow the
government, not by force of arms, but by seductive arguments
preying on the public's fear of terrorism." -- Filius Nullius
"Adolf Hitler's ghost is alive and unwell inside Pat
Robertson's carcass." -- Shydavid
You say potato, I say potatoe.
I warned the world that Quayle was a test case fosted on us by late night
talk show hosts who didn't want to pay writers for material but would you
listen? No.
(Wellll, I didn't warn the world did mention it long before our current
clown was "elected"
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| User: "Dale" |
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| Title: Re: Can the English language survive? |
10 Feb 2006 11:42:48 PM |
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"Mike Painter" <mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
news:LCdHf.4996$rL5.3846@newssvr27.news.prodigy.net...
Fredric L. Rice wrote:
Can the English language survive?
"The vast majority of our imports come from outside
the country." - George W. Bush
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." -
George W. Bush
"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any
Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'." -
George W. Bush
"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made
good judgments in the future." - George W. Bush
"The future will be better tomorrow." - George W. Bush
"We're going to have the best educated American people
in the world." - George W. Bush
"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made." -
George W. Bush
"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part
of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe We are
a part of Europe." - George W. Bush
"Public speaking is very easy." - George W. Bush
"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people
going to the polls." - George W. Bush
"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or
may not occur." - George W. Bush
"For NASA, space is still a high priority." - George W. Bush
"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that
teach our children." - George W. Bush
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's
the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." -
George W. Bush
"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system." -
George W. Bush
You say potato, I say potatoe.
I warned the world that Quayle was a test case fosted on us by late night
talk show hosts who didn't want to pay writers for material but would you
listen? No.
(Wellll, I didn't warn the world did mention it long before our current
clown was "elected"
These Dan Quayle quotes have also been attributed to Al Gore and John Kerry.
Thanks for reminding me why I have Frederic L. Rice blocked.
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| User: "Mike Painter" |
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| Title: Re: Can the English language survive? |
12 Feb 2006 10:10:52 PM |
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Dale wrote:
"Mike Painter" <mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
news:LCdHf.4996$rL5.3846@newssvr27.news.prodigy.net...
Fredric L. Rice wrote:
Can the English language survive?
"The vast majority of our imports come from outside
the country." - George W. Bush
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." -
George W. Bush
"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any
Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'." -
George W. Bush
"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made
good judgments in the future." - George W. Bush
"The future will be better tomorrow." - George W. Bush
"We're going to have the best educated American people
in the world." - George W. Bush
"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made." -
George W. Bush
"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part
of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe We are
a part of Europe." - George W. Bush
"Public speaking is very easy." - George W. Bush
"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people
going to the polls." - George W. Bush
"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or
may not occur." - George W. Bush
"For NASA, space is still a high priority." - George W. Bush
"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that
teach our children." - George W. Bush
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's
the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." -
George W. Bush
"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system." -
George W. Bush
You say potato, I say potatoe.
I warned the world that Quayle was a test case fosted on us by late
night talk show hosts who didn't want to pay writers for material
but would you listen? No.
(Wellll, I didn't warn the world did mention it long before our
current clown was "elected"
These Dan Quayle quotes have also been attributed to Al Gore and John
Kerry. Thanks for reminding me why I have Frederic L. Rice blocked.
When did Rice post Dan Quayle quotes?
I implied Quayle whit my potatoe spelling and I've seen the video of Quayle
correcting the kid who spelled it potato.
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| User: "Pope Philistine... ...or Something" |
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11 Feb 2006 06:12:33 AM |
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Fredric L. Rice wrote:
Can the English language survive?
I'm really glad you posted this - no-one's ever noticed this before
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| User: "Rabbi Jacklyn Hyde" |
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| Title: Re: Can the English language survive? |
11 Feb 2006 08:31:48 AM |
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Fredric L. Rice wrote:
Can the English language survive?
It survived the Norman invasion of 1066, the introduction of myriad
foreign dialects among trade routes and churches, and Snoop Dogg (never
quite got the hang of the "shizzle" slang). It merely adapts and
integrates. We'll probably have a few "Bushisms" for a while until the
next linguistic shift.
--With love, the Rabbs
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