Religions > Atheism > Cars (big ones) that park & take two spaces like they own the joint.
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10 Nov 2005 08:01:07 PM |
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Cars (big ones) that park & take two spaces like they own the joint. |
Hi everyone:
Ever seen big SUV's taking up two spaces?
It really peeves me off.
No. I am not talking about the people who respectfully go to a distant
part of the parking lot where no one else is parking. Those people
have respect and they are considerate of other people.
I am talking about real jerks who park right near the crowded part of
the lot where everyone else is parking within the lines. But these big
SUV drivers think that they can take up two spaces. They situate their
big SUVs right between two spots. They are probably afraid that other
people will scratch up their brand new car.
I have always been angry whenever I see these people. They think they
own the place.
I already am a very angry person in general, but I don't like to spill
my anger on innocent people. Therefore, I like to look for people who
deserve to be mal-treated. These big SUV drivers fit the bill just
fine.
So, I have thought up of a device that will puncture their tires.
This device has a simple piece of wood as a base. And in the center of
the wood, there is a big sharp nail on it. I want to place this wood
under one of the SUV's tires. This way, when the jerk pulls out of the
space, he will puncture his own tire.
It will relieve my anger. I feel okay about it because this person
deserves to have something bad happen to him. This is because he is
not an innocent victim. I only want to use this device on people who
are jerks. This is to say: if you are not a jerk, you have nothing to
worry about. But if you are a jerk, then the gloves come off.
If you have other ideas where we can fight back against inconsiderate
people, please let me know. I only like to pick on people who are
inconsiderate. You can think of it this way: I don't like to
victimize innocent people (because I wouldn't want someone to do that
to me), but if you are a victimizer, then, I will not shed a tear if
someone gives you what you deserve.
sincerely.
Angry guy.
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Cars (big ones) that park & take two spaces like they own the joint. |
11 Nov 2005 02:10:38 AM |
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wrote:
Hi everyone:
Ever seen big SUV's taking up two spaces?
It really peeves me off.
No. I am not talking about the people who respectfully go to a distant
part of the parking lot where no one else is parking. Those people
have respect and they are considerate of other people.
I am talking about real jerks who park right near the crowded part of
the lot where everyone else is parking within the lines. But these big
SUV drivers think that they can take up two spaces. They situate their
big SUVs right between two spots. They are probably afraid that other
people will scratch up their brand new car.
I have always been angry whenever I see these people. They think they
own the place.
I already am a very angry person in general, but I don't like to spill
my anger on innocent people. Therefore, I like to look for people who
deserve to be mal-treated. These big SUV drivers fit the bill just
fine.
So, I have thought up of a device that will puncture their tires.
No. Vandalism is illegal, unless you don't mind jail time.
If you have other ideas where we can fight back against inconsiderate
people, please let me know. I only like to pick on people who are
inconsiderate. You can think of it this way: I don't like to
victimize innocent people (because I wouldn't want someone to do that
to me), but if you are a victimizer, then, I will not shed a tear if
someone gives you what you deserve.
sincerely.
Angry guy.
Here's a form of petty (cash) revenge you could try:
Without hitting the vehicle, surround it with shopping
carts. If they are the type that uses quarters, put
them together handle to handle but baskets apart (like
two people standing back to back) beside his driver and
passenger doors. It'll cost a dollar, but be very hard
for him to get them out without hitting his own SUV
or the cars beside it. Then any damage is his fault.
Bob Dog
Atheist #153 = 1^3 + 5^3 + 3^3
EAC's chief cook and brainwasher
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"Half the bible is nothing but
who to kill and how to kill them."
- 2, The Ranting Gryphon
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| User: "J Forbes" |
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| Title: Re: Cars (big ones) that park & take two spaces like they own the joint. |
10 Nov 2005 08:50:38 PM |
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wrote:
I am talking about real jerks who park right near the crowded part of
the lot where everyone else is parking within the lines. But these big
SUV drivers think that they can take up two spaces. They situate their
big SUVs right between two spots. They are probably afraid that other
people will scratch up their brand new car.
hey dude, have you noticed that parking spots are usually about as wide
as the SUV is? there's no way to open the doors and get out if you use
one space.
I have some full size cars/trucks, they don't fit in the parking spaces
in some parking lots.
So before you go bitching, figure out who it is you should be bitching
at. Maybe it's the fault of the driver, but maybe the driver has no
other choice.
Jim
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| User: "Brian Henderson" |
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| Title: Re: Cars (big ones) that park & take two spaces like they own the joint. |
11 Nov 2005 09:20:02 PM |
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On 10 Nov 2005 12:50:38 -0800, "J Forbes" <jforbspam@fastmail.fm>
wrote:
So before you go bitching, figure out who it is you should be bitching
at. Maybe it's the fault of the driver, but maybe the driver has no
other choice.
Sure they do, they can drive a real car like the rest of us, not some
huge fucking yuppie bus. And there are plenty of idiots driving
regular cars who park diagonally across 2-3 spots because they don't
want their precious car damaged.
I want to key them all, fucking assholes.
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: Cars (big ones) that park & take two spaces like they own the joint. |
10 Nov 2005 09:42:52 PM |
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On 10 Nov 2005 12:01:07 -0800, wrote:
Hi everyone:
Ever seen big SUV's taking up two spaces?
It really peeves me off.
No. I am not talking about the people who respectfully go to a distant
part of the parking lot where no one else is parking. Those people
have respect and they are considerate of other people.
I am talking about real jerks who park right near the crowded part of
the lot where everyone else is parking within the lines. But these big
SUV drivers think that they can take up two spaces. They situate their
big SUVs right between two spots. They are probably afraid that other
people will scratch up their brand new car.
I have always been angry whenever I see these people. They think they
own the place.
I already am a very angry person in general, but I don't like to spill
my anger on innocent people. Therefore, I like to look for people who
deserve to be mal-treated. These big SUV drivers fit the bill just
fine.
So, I have thought up of a device that will puncture their tires.
This device has a simple piece of wood as a base. And in the center of
the wood, there is a big sharp nail on it. I want to place this wood
under one of the SUV's tires. This way, when the jerk pulls out of the
space, he will puncture his own tire.
It will relieve my anger. I feel okay about it because this person
deserves to have something bad happen to him. This is because he is
not an innocent victim. I only want to use this device on people who
are jerks. This is to say: if you are not a jerk, you have nothing to
worry about. But if you are a jerk, then the gloves come off.
If you have other ideas where we can fight back against inconsiderate
people, please let me know. I only like to pick on people who are
inconsiderate. You can think of it this way: I don't like to
victimize innocent people (because I wouldn't want someone to do that
to me), but if you are a victimizer, then, I will not shed a tear if
someone gives you what you deserve.
sincerely.
Angry guy.
You know, this message makes me feel good.
I think bodes well that the very worst problem in your existence is
the above.
You have sorted out how to reconcile religious and racial intolerance,
over-population, the ozone hole, global poverty, nuclear arms, wars,
and so-on, to the point where your most pressing issue is that
essential one vexing car-park managers.
Well done.
Can you share the secret of how to attain Nirvana with us?
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| User: "No 33 Secretary" |
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| Title: Re: Cars (big ones) that park & take two spaces like they own the joint. |
10 Nov 2005 10:12:36 PM |
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Michael Gray <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote in
news:vdf7n1pm8f055omi763vdpqn4bep8p2115@4ax.com:
On 10 Nov 2005 12:01:07 -0800, wrote:
Hi everyone:
Ever seen big SUV's taking up two spaces?
It really peeves me off.
No. I am not talking about the people who respectfully go to a distant
part of the parking lot where no one else is parking. Those people
have respect and they are considerate of other people.
I am talking about real jerks who park right near the crowded part of
the lot where everyone else is parking within the lines. But these big
SUV drivers think that they can take up two spaces. They situate their
big SUVs right between two spots. They are probably afraid that other
people will scratch up their brand new car.
I have always been angry whenever I see these people. They think they
own the place.
I already am a very angry person in general, but I don't like to spill
my anger on innocent people. Therefore, I like to look for people who
deserve to be mal-treated. These big SUV drivers fit the bill just
fine.
So, I have thought up of a device that will puncture their tires.
This device has a simple piece of wood as a base. And in the center of
the wood, there is a big sharp nail on it. I want to place this wood
under one of the SUV's tires. This way, when the jerk pulls out of the
space, he will puncture his own tire.
It will relieve my anger. I feel okay about it because this person
deserves to have something bad happen to him. This is because he is
not an innocent victim. I only want to use this device on people who
are jerks. This is to say: if you are not a jerk, you have nothing to
worry about. But if you are a jerk, then the gloves come off.
If you have other ideas where we can fight back against inconsiderate
people, please let me know. I only like to pick on people who are
inconsiderate. You can think of it this way: I don't like to
victimize innocent people (because I wouldn't want someone to do that
to me), but if you are a victimizer, then, I will not shed a tear if
someone gives you what you deserve.
sincerely.
Angry guy.
You know, this message makes me feel good.
I think bodes well that the very worst problem in your existence is
the above.
Though, if it ever has the balls to actually make good on the criminal
threat - it never will, of course, of it wouldn't be whining here like a
little *****, but if it does - it's worst problem will be the several
months in the county jail for vandalism, and where or not its cellmate,
Bubba, is horny tonight.
But then, that may not be a problem from its point of view. That may be a
goal.
Can you share the secret of how to attain Nirvana with us?
I suspect it involves fantasizing about being ***** raped by large black men.
--
"So there is no third law of Terrydynamics."
-- William Hyde
Terry Austin
www.hyperbooks.com
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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| Title: Re: Cars (big ones) that park & take two spaces like they own the joint. |
10 Nov 2005 11:52:10 PM |
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Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet (saylo1234@yahoo.com) made
the light shine upon us with this:
This device has a simple piece of wood as a base. And in the center of
the wood, there is a big sharp nail on it. I want to place this wood
under one of the SUV's tires. This way, when the jerk pulls out of the
space, he will puncture his own tire.
It will relieve my anger.
Instead, why don't you spend your anger in the far reaches of the parking
lot where you think the other guy should have parked. Then walk briskly
to the store. Your anger will melt away, along with a few ounces of the
fat tissue that has been eating your brain.
Here are some possible reasons the guy took up two spaces.
The handicapped parking area was full.
He wanted to ***** you off, and won.
They don't make parking spaces large enough for Hummers, which is not his
fault.
When he takes up a space properly, his car hangs over the edge on both
sides, incapacitating parkers on *both* sides. Taking two spaces is
actually more considerate.
Here's an assignment for you of the criminal mind. Grow a brain. Then
use it.
--
Uncle Vic
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
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"The world is only 5-6 thousand years old does not mean the planet
earth is only 5-6 thousand years old. There have been many worlds
created and destroyed on this planet. The creation of the planet is
described in Genesis 1. The creation of the world is described in
Genesis 2. Two different kind of creations." --Eric Brze
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