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Religions > Atheism |
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"Mike Dundee" |
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04 Oct 2006 03:43:40 PM |
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Catholic Humor |
Catholic humor
The elderly priest, speaking to the younger priest, said, "it was a good
idea to replace the first four pews with plush
bucket theater seats. It worked like a charm. The front of the church always
fills first now."
The young priest nodded, and the old priest continued, "and you told me
adding
a little more beat to the music would bring young people back to church, so
I supported you
when you brought in that rock 'n roll gospel choir. Now our services are
consistently packed to the balcony."
"Thank you Father," answered the young priest. "I am pleased that you are
open to the new ideas of youth."
"All of these ideas have been well and good," said the elderly priest, "but
I'm afraid you've gone too far with the drive-thru confessional."
"But, Father," protested the young priest, "my confessions and the donations
have nearly doubled since I began that!"
"Yes," replied the elderly priest, "and I appreciate that. But the flashing
neon sign, ' Toot 'n Tell or Go to Hell' cannot stay on the church roof!"
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| User: "Gregory Gadow" |
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| Title: Re: Catholic Humor |
05 Oct 2006 01:08:34 PM |
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Mike Dundee wrote:
Catholic humor
The elderly priest, speaking to the younger priest, said, "it was a good
idea to replace the first four pews with plush
bucket theater seats. It worked like a charm. The front of the church always
fills first now."
The young priest nodded, and the old priest continued, "and you told me
adding
a little more beat to the music would bring young people back to church, so
I supported you
when you brought in that rock 'n roll gospel choir. Now our services are
consistently packed to the balcony."
"Thank you Father," answered the young priest. "I am pleased that you are
open to the new ideas of youth."
"All of these ideas have been well and good," said the elderly priest, "but
I'm afraid you've gone too far with the drive-thru confessional."
"But, Father," protested the young priest, "my confessions and the donations
have nearly doubled since I began that!"
"Yes," replied the elderly priest, "and I appreciate that. But the flashing
neon sign, ' Toot 'n Tell or Go to Hell' cannot stay on the church roof!"
Love it! Do you know the one that ends with: The announcement was supposed to
be, there will be a *taffy* pull at Saint *Peter*.
--
Gregory Gadow
techbear@serv.net
Help defend marriage in Washington state!
http://www.wa-doma.org
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Catholic Humor |
04 Oct 2006 11:37:30 PM |
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On Wed, 04 Oct 2006 15:43:40 GMT, "Mike Dundee" <none@nunya.com>
wrote:
Catholic humor
The elderly priest, speaking to the younger priest, said, "it was a good
idea to replace the first four pews with plush
bucket theater seats. It worked like a charm. The front of the church always
fills first now."
The young priest nodded, and the old priest continued, "and you told me
adding
a little more beat to the music would bring young people back to church, so
I supported you
when you brought in that rock 'n roll gospel choir. Now our services are
consistently packed to the balcony."
"Thank you Father," answered the young priest. "I am pleased that you are
open to the new ideas of youth."
"All of these ideas have been well and good," said the elderly priest, "but
I'm afraid you've gone too far with the drive-thru confessional."
"But, Father," protested the young priest, "my confessions and the donations
have nearly doubled since I began that!"
"Yes," replied the elderly priest, "and I appreciate that. But the flashing
neon sign, ' Toot 'n Tell or Go to Hell' cannot stay on the church roof!"
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! :O)
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| User: "duke" |
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| Title: Re: Catholic Humor |
06 Oct 2006 12:25:25 PM |
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On Wed, 04 Oct 2006 19:37:30 -0400, wrote:
On Wed, 04 Oct 2006 15:43:40 GMT, "Mike Dundee" <none@nunya.com>
wrote:
Catholic humor
The elderly priest, speaking to the younger priest, said, "it was a good
idea to replace the first four pews with plush
bucket theater seats. It worked like a charm. The front of the church always
fills first now."
The young priest nodded, and the old priest continued, "and you told me
adding
a little more beat to the music would bring young people back to church, so
I supported you
when you brought in that rock 'n roll gospel choir. Now our services are
consistently packed to the balcony."
"Thank you Father," answered the young priest. "I am pleased that you are
open to the new ideas of youth."
"All of these ideas have been well and good," said the elderly priest, "but
I'm afraid you've gone too far with the drive-thru confessional."
"But, Father," protested the young priest, "my confessions and the donations
have nearly doubled since I began that!"
"Yes," replied the elderly priest, "and I appreciate that. But the flashing
neon sign, ' Toot 'n Tell or Go to Hell' cannot stay on the church roof!"
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! :O)
Lookie here, the daughter of satan trying to act pious.
duke, American-American
*****
"The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
Pope Paul VI
*****
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Catholic Humor |
08 Oct 2006 10:14:32 PM |
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On Wed, 04 Oct 2006 15:43:40 GMT, "Mike Dundee" <none@nunya.com> wrote
in alt.atheism
Catholic humor
The elderly priest, speaking to the younger priest, said, "it was a good
idea to replace the first four pews with plush
bucket theater seats. It worked like a charm. The front of the church always
fills first now."
The young priest nodded, and the old priest continued, "and you told me
adding
a little more beat to the music would bring young people back to church, so
I supported you
when you brought in that rock 'n roll gospel choir. Now our services are
consistently packed to the balcony."
"Thank you Father," answered the young priest. "I am pleased that you are
open to the new ideas of youth."
"All of these ideas have been well and good," said the elderly priest, "but
I'm afraid you've gone too far with the drive-thru confessional."
"But, Father," protested the young priest, "my confessions and the donations
have nearly doubled since I began that!"
"Yes," replied the elderly priest, "and I appreciate that. But the flashing
neon sign, ' Toot 'n Tell or Go to Hell' cannot stay on the church roof!"
:D
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a plethora of splinters.
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| User: "duke" |
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| Title: Re: Catholic Humor |
04 Oct 2006 09:13:53 PM |
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On Wed, 04 Oct 2006 15:43:40 GMT, "Mike Dundee" <none@nunya.com> wrote:
Catholic humor
The elderly priest, speaking to the younger priest, said, "it was a good
idea to replace the first four pews with plush
bucket theater seats. It worked like a charm. The front of the church always
fills first now."
The young priest nodded, and the old priest continued, "and you told me
adding
a little more beat to the music would bring young people back to church, so
I supported you
when you brought in that rock 'n roll gospel choir. Now our services are
consistently packed to the balcony."
"Thank you Father," answered the young priest. "I am pleased that you are
open to the new ideas of youth."
"All of these ideas have been well and good," said the elderly priest, "but
I'm afraid you've gone too far with the drive-thru confessional."
"But, Father," protested the young priest, "my confessions and the donations
have nearly doubled since I began that!"
"Yes," replied the elderly priest, "and I appreciate that. But the flashing
neon sign, ' Toot 'n Tell or Go to Hell' cannot stay on the church roof!"
Even though it's true according to the Gospel of Jesus Christ.
duke, American-American
*****
"The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
Pope Paul VI
*****
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