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Religions > Atheism |
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27 Dec 2004 09:26:51 AM |
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CDC Alert |
In our morning email
From: Bender {deleted]
Date: Mon, 27 Dec 2004 09:54:43 EST
Subject: CDC Alert
The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent
strain of sexually transmitted disease. This disease is contracted
through dangerous and high risk behavior. The disease is called
Gonorrhea Lectim (pronounced "gonna re-elect'im").
Many victims have contracted it after having been screwed for the past 4
years, in spite of having taken measures to protect themselves from this
especially troublesome disease. Cognitive sequellae of individuals
infected with Gonorrhea Lectim include, but are not limited to:
anti-social personality disorder traits; delusions of grandeur with a
distinct messianic flavor; chronic mangling of the English language;
extreme cognitive dissonance; inability to incorporate new information;
pronounced xenophobia; inability to accept responsibility for actions;
exceptional cowardice masked by acts of misplaced bravado; uncontrolled
facial smirking; ignorance of geography and history; tendencies toward
creating evangelical theocracies; and a strong propensity for categorical,
all-or nothing behavior. The disease is sweeping Washington.
Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed and baffled that this malignant
disease originated only a few years ago in a Texas Bush.
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| User: "duke" |
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| Title: Re: CDC Alert |
28 Dec 2004 05:27:34 AM |
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On Mon, 27 Dec 2004 10:26:51 -0500, wrote:
Didn't take this new disease very long to take over control of the 'rats.
duke
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Matthew 11
28"Come to me, all you who are weary and burdened,
and I will give you rest. 29Take my yoke upon you
and learn from me, for I am gentle and humble in
heart, and you will find rest for your souls.
30For my yoke is easy and my burden is light."
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