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Religions > Atheism |
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"HVAC" |
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30 Mar 2006 01:31:41 PM |
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Charles and Twonky |
"the watcher" <the.watcherSPAMFREE@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
news:2NVWf.6970$NN4.1949@newsfe7-win.ntli.net...
Hi HVAC
That's coherent.........On planet Mongo.
What's the weather like on planet Mongo?
Is it a good place to visit?
Are the woman easy?
What's the exchange rate like?
I wanna know, I've never been there.
You're well on your way to planet Mongo.
For a tour, you'll have to speak with Twonky.
He's the HKIC on Mongo.
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"Twonky can't count to ten without fucking it up" -TimK
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| User: "the watcher" |
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| Title: Re: Charles and Twonky |
30 Mar 2006 05:53:05 PM |
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Hello HVAC
HVAC wrote:
That's coherent.........On planet Mongo.
the watcher wrote:
I wanna know, I've never been there.
HVAC wrote:
You're well on your way to planet Mongo.
Huh? And I thought that I've just been down the pub, having a few pints. I
come back to my computer (that might have been propelled into the future by
the time santa) and find that you're telling me that I have been abducted.
Jeeze, I come back into this group and after only two days it turns out that
the time santa has been visiting and I've been abducted.
It must have been a really bad abduction. The wee grey bastards have
eradicated any mermory of it. I don't even know what orifices that they have
been inserting things into. Maybe I'm still in the process of abduction and
I only think that I here at home, rattling my keyboard.
So, do you think I should go and get myself hypnotised? Maybe that will
clear things up. Maybe they made me believe that I was in the pub when they
abducted me so that when the pain killers they have given me have worn off,
it will explain away the hangover tomorrow morning.
Maybe I should get an X-ray and find what foreign bodies the inserted under
my skin.
I could go on TV and be one the abductees. I'll have to practice breaking
down so that it looks good on camera.
For a tour, you'll have to speak with Twonky.
He's the HKIC on Mongo.
Where I come from the term is Head Buck Kid, aka HBK. I think I'll stay here
for a couple of hours. If Twonky comes in I'll ask him about it. Maybe he's
been abducted too. Maybe we're both on the same spaceship, heading for
Mongo. He thinks he is in Massachussettes (sp) and I think I am at home.
After all, we were both visited by the time santa. I wonder if he imagines
that he has one of the wee grey bastards hiding under the bed.
-the watcher-
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