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| User: "Steve Knight" |
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19 Apr 2004 06:26:33 PM |
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On Mon, 19 Apr 2004 13:25:08 GMT, James Young
<jpyoung2000@hotmail.com> wrote:
JPG <me@privacy.net> wrote:
Apologies if this has been posted before.
Worth a look if you want a good laugh.
http://sprinkerlife.tripod.com/sissy.htm
The drawing is atrocious. If people are going to attempt parodies,
they should at least put some effort into it.
It was a parody complete with Chick style drawings. Go to the real
Chick website and see for yourself. If anything, the parody site is
high art compared to Chick.
Warlord Steve
BAAWA
www.sonic.net/~wooly
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| User: "James Young" |
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20 Apr 2004 05:23:49 AM |
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Steve Knight <whooly@sonic.net> wrote:
James Young <jpyoung2000@hotmail.com> wrote:
JPG <me@privacy.net> wrote:
Apologies if this has been posted before.
Worth a look if you want a good laugh.
http://sprinkerlife.tripod.com/sissy.htm
The drawing is atrocious. If people are going to attempt parodies,
they should at least put some effort into it.
It was a parody complete with Chick style drawings.
Sorry but the "drawings" look like they were produced on a
commodore64.
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| User: "JPG" |
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19 Apr 2004 10:59:47 AM |
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On Mon, 19 Apr 2004 13:25:08 GMT, James Young <jpyoung2000@hotmail.com> wrote:
JPG <me@privacy.net> wrote:
Apologies if this has been posted before.
Worth a look if you want a good laugh.
http://sprinkerlife.tripod.com/sissy.htm
The drawing is atrocious. If people are going to attempt parodies,
they should at least put some effort into it.
It's a comic !
And the parody drawing is much better than the Chick originals.
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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19 Apr 2004 05:20:19 PM |
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On Mon, 19 Apr 2004 16:59:47 +0100 in episode
<rpt780944m7nhfi42oda0lj24li8ndjllu@4ax.com> we saw our hero JPG
<me@privacy.net>:
On Mon, 19 Apr 2004 13:25:08 GMT, James Young <jpyoung2000@hotmail.com>
wrote:
JPG <me@privacy.net> wrote:
Apologies if this has been posted before.
Worth a look if you want a good laugh.
http://sprinkerlife.tripod.com/sissy.htm
The drawing is atrocious. If people are going to attempt parodies, they
should at least put some effort into it.
It's a comic !
And the parody drawing is much better than the Chick originals.
Heh. The panel where the guy says he told the christer guy not to come
back after skipping on a bill reminds me of this time I was in a small,
family owned Mexican restaurant and saw two guys get up and leave as the
one waitress was in the back.
They were passing something out to people as they headed down the
sidewalk. Looked like tracts to me.
The waitress shot by about then, trying to chase them down. Couldn't catch
them. Didn't get the money for the bill.
Later, on the way out, I saw one of the things they were passing out,
picked it up.
Yeah, it was a christian tract...
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
"Fascism should more appropriately be called Corporatism,
because it is a merger of State and corporate power."
- Mussolini
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| User: "Prove It.." |
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19 Apr 2004 07:51:29 PM |
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Mark K. Bilbo screamed across the void of the Internet [on 4/19/2004
5:20 PM]:
On Mon, 19 Apr 2004 16:59:47 +0100 in episode
<rpt780944m7nhfi42oda0lj24li8ndjllu@4ax.com> we saw our hero JPG
<me@privacy.net>:
On Mon, 19 Apr 2004 13:25:08 GMT, James Young <jpyoung2000@hotmail.com>
wrote:
JPG <me@privacy.net> wrote:
Apologies if this has been posted before.
Worth a look if you want a good laugh.
http://sprinkerlife.tripod.com/sissy.htm
The drawing is atrocious. If people are going to attempt parodies, they
should at least put some effort into it.
It's a comic !
And the parody drawing is much better than the Chick originals.
Heh. The panel where the guy says he told the christer guy not to come
back after skipping on a bill reminds me of this time I was in a small,
family owned Mexican restaurant and saw two guys get up and leave as the
one waitress was in the back.
They were passing something out to people as they headed down the
sidewalk. Looked like tracts to me.
The waitress shot by about then, trying to chase them down. Couldn't catch
them. Didn't get the money for the bill.
Later, on the way out, I saw one of the things they were passing out,
picked it up.
Yeah, it was a christian tract...
Priceless. Isn't that two of the deadly sins right there, theft, and
gluttony?
Rev. Prove It... aa# 1935 ULC ordained
--
If this were an actual tagline, it would be funny.
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| User: "Walter Bushell" |
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09 May 2004 01:17:23 PM |
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In article <c61s6h$6vmt4$1@ID-76901.news.uni-berlin.de>,
"Prove It.." <aiel999null@hotmail.com> wrote:
Mark K. Bilbo screamed across the void of the Internet [on 4/19/2004
5:20 PM]:
On Mon, 19 Apr 2004 16:59:47 +0100 in episode
<rpt780944m7nhfi42oda0lj24li8ndjllu@4ax.com> we saw our hero JPG
<me@privacy.net>:
On Mon, 19 Apr 2004 13:25:08 GMT, James Young <jpyoung2000@hotmail.com>
wrote:
JPG <me@privacy.net> wrote:
Apologies if this has been posted before.
Worth a look if you want a good laugh.
http://sprinkerlife.tripod.com/sissy.htm
The drawing is atrocious. If people are going to attempt parodies, they
should at least put some effort into it.
It's a comic !
And the parody drawing is much better than the Chick originals.
Heh. The panel where the guy says he told the christer guy not to come
back after skipping on a bill reminds me of this time I was in a small,
family owned Mexican restaurant and saw two guys get up and leave as the
one waitress was in the back.
They were passing something out to people as they headed down the
sidewalk. Looked like tracts to me.
The waitress shot by about then, trying to chase them down. Couldn't catch
them. Didn't get the money for the bill.
Later, on the way out, I saw one of the things they were passing out,
picked it up.
Yeah, it was a christian tract...
Priceless. Isn't that two of the deadly sins right there, theft, and
gluttony?
Rev. Prove It... aa# 1935 ULC ordained
Hey, it's ok to steal from G-Dless heathens especially to support the
church,(anyone not from your church) and how do you know they were
gluttons?
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| User: "Christopher A. Lee" |
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10 May 2004 07:13:10 AM |
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On Sun, 09 May 2004 14:17:23 -0400, Walter Bushell <proto@panix.com>
wrote:
Heh. The panel where the guy says he told the christer guy not to come
back after skipping on a bill reminds me of this time I was in a small,
family owned Mexican restaurant and saw two guys get up and leave as the
one waitress was in the back.
They were passing something out to people as they headed down the
sidewalk. Looked like tracts to me.
The waitress shot by about then, trying to chase them down. Couldn't catch
them. Didn't get the money for the bill.
Later, on the way out, I saw one of the things they were passing out,
picked it up.
Yeah, it was a christian tract...
Priceless. Isn't that two of the deadly sins right there, theft, and
gluttony?
Rev. Prove It... aa# 1935 ULC ordained
Hey, it's ok to steal from G-Dless heathens especially to support the
church,(anyone not from your church) and how do you know they were
gluttons?
And the Mexicans running the restaurant were very likely devout
Catholic.
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| User: "Walter Bushell" |
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22 May 2004 07:37:41 AM |
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In article <idsu90dks2iah8scah29cu35eg7jub0bc0@4ax.com>,
Christopher A. Lee <calee@optonline.net> wrote:
On Sun, 09 May 2004 14:17:23 -0400, Walter Bushell <proto@panix.com>
wrote:
Heh. The panel where the guy says he told the christer guy not to come
back after skipping on a bill reminds me of this time I was in a small,
family owned Mexican restaurant and saw two guys get up and leave as the
one waitress was in the back.
They were passing something out to people as they headed down the
sidewalk. Looked like tracts to me.
The waitress shot by about then, trying to chase them down. Couldn't
catch
them. Didn't get the money for the bill.
Later, on the way out, I saw one of the things they were passing out,
picked it up.
Yeah, it was a christian tract...
Priceless. Isn't that two of the deadly sins right there, theft, and
gluttony?
Rev. Prove It... aa# 1935 ULC ordained
Hey, it's ok to steal from G-Dless heathens especially to support the
church,(anyone not from your church) and how do you know they were
gluttons?
And the Mexicans running the restaurant were very likely devout
Catholic.
Hey, the _Real Christians_ [TM] consider Roman Catholics Godless
Heathens. In the immortal words of Anna Russel, "I'm not making this
up.".
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| User: "Christopher A. Lee" |
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22 May 2004 11:31:51 AM |
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On Sat, 22 May 2004 08:37:41 -0400, Walter Bushell <proto@panix.com>
wrote:
Hey, it's ok to steal from G-Dless heathens especially to support the
church,(anyone not from your church) and how do you know they were
gluttons?
And the Mexicans running the restaurant were very likely devout
Catholic.
Hey, the _Real Christians_ [TM] consider Roman Catholics Godless
Heathens. In the immortal words of Anna Russel, "I'm not making this
up.".
This is one of their more dishonest ploys: when they want to be a
beleaguered minority they exclude all the other denominations, and
when they want to impose their religion, the majority are Christian.
They want it both ways.
When they're not moving the goalposts to redefine Christian as
behaving as Jesus says - yet they are mortally offended if they're
asked if it means Jesus was an in-your-face lying hypocrite like they
are.
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| User: "Spooked " |
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22 May 2004 11:51:04 AM |
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Christopher A. Lee <calee@optonline.net> wrote:
On Sat, 22 May 2004 08:37:41 -0400, Walter Bushell <proto@panix.com>
wrote:
Hey, it's ok to steal from G-Dless heathens especially to support the
church,(anyone not from your church) and how do you know they were
gluttons?
And the Mexicans running the restaurant were very likely devout
Catholic.
Hey, the _Real Christians_ [TM] consider Roman Catholics Godless
Heathens. In the immortal words of Anna Russel, "I'm not making this
up.".
This is one of their more dishonest ploys: when they want to be a
beleaguered minority they exclude all the other denominations, and
when they want to impose their religion, the majority are Christian.
They want it both ways.
When they're not moving the goalposts to redefine Christian as
behaving as Jesus says - yet they are mortally offended if they're
asked if it means Jesus was an in-your-face lying hypocrite like they
are.
What they fail to see is that Jesus, weather he existed or not, was a
dangerous and threatening leader of a newly formed cult. The Charles
Manson of his day. The account was popular and people often scribed
their own inclusions to suite a particular need. The contradictions
grew which is really the driving force behind the popularity. If it's
flexible, it'll be hard to break.
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| User: "Prove It.." |
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09 May 2004 04:32:31 PM |
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Walter Bushell screamed across the void of the internet [on 5/9/2004
1:17 PM]:
In article <c61s6h$6vmt4$1@ID-76901.news.uni-berlin.de>,
"Prove It.." <aiel999null@hotmail.com> wrote:
Mark K. Bilbo screamed across the void of the Internet [on 4/19/2004
5:20 PM]:
On Mon, 19 Apr 2004 16:59:47 +0100 in episode
<rpt780944m7nhfi42oda0lj24li8ndjllu@4ax.com> we saw our hero JPG
<me@privacy.net>:
On Mon, 19 Apr 2004 13:25:08 GMT, James Young <jpyoung2000@hotmail.com>
wrote:
JPG <me@privacy.net> wrote:
Apologies if this has been posted before.
Worth a look if you want a good laugh.
http://sprinkerlife.tripod.com/sissy.htm
The drawing is atrocious. If people are going to attempt parodies, they
should at least put some effort into it.
It's a comic !
And the parody drawing is much better than the Chick originals.
Heh. The panel where the guy says he told the christer guy not to come
back after skipping on a bill reminds me of this time I was in a small,
family owned Mexican restaurant and saw two guys get up and leave as the
one waitress was in the back.
They were passing something out to people as they headed down the
sidewalk. Looked like tracts to me.
The waitress shot by about then, trying to chase them down. Couldn't catch
them. Didn't get the money for the bill.
Later, on the way out, I saw one of the things they were passing out,
picked it up.
Yeah, it was a christian tract...
Priceless. Isn't that two of the deadly sins right there, theft, and
gluttony?
Hey, it's ok to steal from G-Dless heathens especially to support the
church,(anyone not from your church)
Ah... that explains many many things! Hmmm [pondering here] if I start a
church, then it would be okay for me to steal from the heathens! Man I
love the rules of religion.
and how do you know they were gluttons?
Okay. You got me, I don't know, I assumed (let the *****-u-me begin).
Rev. Prove It... aa# 1935 ULC ordained
--
That's odd -- I had a tagline when I came in here...
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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19 Apr 2004 10:39:59 PM |
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On Mon, 19 Apr 2004 19:51:29 -0500 in episode
<c61s6h$6vmt4$1@ID-76901.news.uni-berlin.de> we saw our hero "Prove It.."
<aiel999null@hotmail.com>:
Mark K. Bilbo screamed across the void of the Internet [on 4/19/2004 5:20
PM]:
On Mon, 19 Apr 2004 16:59:47 +0100 in episode
<rpt780944m7nhfi42oda0lj24li8ndjllu@4ax.com> we saw our hero JPG
<me@privacy.net>:
On Mon, 19 Apr 2004 13:25:08 GMT, James Young <jpyoung2000@hotmail.com>
wrote:
JPG <me@privacy.net> wrote:
Apologies if this has been posted before.
Worth a look if you want a good laugh.
http://sprinkerlife.tripod.com/sissy.htm
The drawing is atrocious. If people are going to attempt parodies, they
should at least put some effort into it.
It's a comic !
And the parody drawing is much better than the Chick originals.
Heh. The panel where the guy says he told the christer guy not to come
back after skipping on a bill reminds me of this time I was in a small,
family owned Mexican restaurant and saw two guys get up and leave as the
one waitress was in the back.
They were passing something out to people as they headed down the
sidewalk. Looked like tracts to me.
The waitress shot by about then, trying to chase them down. Couldn't
catch them. Didn't get the money for the bill.
Later, on the way out, I saw one of the things they were passing out,
picked it up.
Yeah, it was a christian tract...
Priceless. Isn't that two of the deadly sins right there, theft, and
gluttony?
Laws are for the little people...
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
"Fascism should more appropriately be called Corporatism,
because it is a merger of State and corporate power."
- Mussolini
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| User: "Prove It.." |
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20 Apr 2004 12:43:35 AM |
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Mark K. Bilbo screamed across the void of the internet [on 4/19/2004
10:39 PM]:
On Mon, 19 Apr 2004 19:51:29 -0500 in episode
<c61s6h$6vmt4$1@ID-76901.news.uni-berlin.de> we saw our hero "Prove It.."
<aiel999null@hotmail.com>:
Mark K. Bilbo screamed across the void of the Internet [on 4/19/2004 5:20
PM]:
On Mon, 19 Apr 2004 16:59:47 +0100 in episode
<rpt780944m7nhfi42oda0lj24li8ndjllu@4ax.com> we saw our hero JPG
<me@privacy.net>:
On Mon, 19 Apr 2004 13:25:08 GMT, James Young <jpyoung2000@hotmail.com>
wrote:
JPG <me@privacy.net> wrote:
Apologies if this has been posted before.
Worth a look if you want a good laugh.
http://sprinkerlife.tripod.com/sissy.htm
The drawing is atrocious. If people are going to attempt parodies, they
should at least put some effort into it.
It's a comic !
And the parody drawing is much better than the Chick originals.
Heh. The panel where the guy says he told the christer guy not to come
back after skipping on a bill reminds me of this time I was in a small,
family owned Mexican restaurant and saw two guys get up and leave as the
one waitress was in the back.
They were passing something out to people as they headed down the
sidewalk. Looked like tracts to me.
The waitress shot by about then, trying to chase them down. Couldn't
catch them. Didn't get the money for the bill.
Later, on the way out, I saw one of the things they were passing out,
picked it up.
Yeah, it was a christian tract...
Priceless. Isn't that two of the deadly sins right there, theft, and
gluttony?
Laws are for the little people...
Why didn't anyone tell me this earlier?! And all this time I have been
following the law - such wasted time.
Rev. Prove It... aa# 1935 ULC ordained
--
Next time it could be me on the scaffolding - Bart Simpson on the chalkboard
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20 Apr 2004 07:25:40 AM |
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On Tue, 20 Apr 2004 00:43:35 -0500 in episode
<c62da6$6v40j$1@ID-76901.news.uni-berlin.de> we saw our hero "Prove It.."
<aiel999null@hotmail.com>:
Mark K. Bilbo screamed across the void of the internet [on 4/19/2004 10:39
PM]:
On Mon, 19 Apr 2004 19:51:29 -0500 in episode
<c61s6h$6vmt4$1@ID-76901.news.uni-berlin.de> we saw our hero "Prove
It.." <aiel999null@hotmail.com>:
Mark K. Bilbo screamed across the void of the Internet [on 4/19/2004
5:20 PM]:
On Mon, 19 Apr 2004 16:59:47 +0100 in episode
<rpt780944m7nhfi42oda0lj24li8ndjllu@4ax.com> we saw our hero JPG
<me@privacy.net>:
On Mon, 19 Apr 2004 13:25:08 GMT, James Young
<jpyoung2000@hotmail.com> wrote:
JPG <me@privacy.net> wrote:
Apologies if this has been posted before.
Worth a look if you want a good laugh.
http://sprinkerlife.tripod.com/sissy.htm
The drawing is atrocious. If people are going to attempt parodies,
they should at least put some effort into it.
It's a comic !
And the parody drawing is much better than the Chick originals.
Heh. The panel where the guy says he told the christer guy not to come
back after skipping on a bill reminds me of this time I was in a small,
family owned Mexican restaurant and saw two guys get up and leave as
the one waitress was in the back.
They were passing something out to people as they headed down the
sidewalk. Looked like tracts to me.
The waitress shot by about then, trying to chase them down. Couldn't
catch them. Didn't get the money for the bill.
Later, on the way out, I saw one of the things they were passing out,
picked it up.
Yeah, it was a christian tract...
Priceless. Isn't that two of the deadly sins right there, theft, and
gluttony?
Laws are for the little people...
Why didn't anyone tell me this earlier?! And all this time I have been
following the law - such wasted time.
Now, now. You can't just get ordained and disobey the law with impunity.
*First you need a following who'll defend you no matter how many laws you
break.
Then you're good to go. Why, just ask Swaggert and Pat Robertson (et al)...
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
"Fascism should more appropriately be called Corporatism,
because it is a merger of State and corporate power."
- Mussolini
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| User: "Prove It.." |
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20 Apr 2004 01:41:36 PM |
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Mark K. Bilbo screamed across the void of the internet [on 4/20/2004
7:25 AM]:
On Tue, 20 Apr 2004 00:43:35 -0500 in episode
<c62da6$6v40j$1@ID-76901.news.uni-berlin.de> we saw our hero "Prove It.."
<aiel999null@hotmail.com>:
Mark K. Bilbo screamed across the void of the internet [on 4/19/2004 10:39
PM]:
On Mon, 19 Apr 2004 19:51:29 -0500 in episode
<c61s6h$6vmt4$1@ID-76901.news.uni-berlin.de> we saw our hero "Prove
It.." <aiel999null@hotmail.com>:
Mark K. Bilbo screamed across the void of the Internet [on 4/19/2004
5:20 PM]:
On Mon, 19 Apr 2004 16:59:47 +0100 in episode
<rpt780944m7nhfi42oda0lj24li8ndjllu@4ax.com> we saw our hero JPG
<me@privacy.net>:
On Mon, 19 Apr 2004 13:25:08 GMT, James Young
<jpyoung2000@hotmail.com> wrote:
JPG <me@privacy.net> wrote:
Apologies if this has been posted before.
Worth a look if you want a good laugh.
http://sprinkerlife.tripod.com/sissy.htm
The drawing is atrocious. If people are going to attempt parodies,
they should at least put some effort into it.
It's a comic !
And the parody drawing is much better than the Chick originals.
Heh. The panel where the guy says he told the christer guy not to come
back after skipping on a bill reminds me of this time I was in a small,
family owned Mexican restaurant and saw two guys get up and leave as
the one waitress was in the back.
They were passing something out to people as they headed down the
sidewalk. Looked like tracts to me.
The waitress shot by about then, trying to chase them down. Couldn't
catch them. Didn't get the money for the bill.
Later, on the way out, I saw one of the things they were passing out,
picked it up.
Yeah, it was a christian tract...
Priceless. Isn't that two of the deadly sins right there, theft, and
gluttony?
Laws are for the little people...
Why didn't anyone tell me this earlier?! And all this time I have been
following the law - such wasted time.
Now, now. You can't just get ordained and disobey the law with impunity.
*First you need a following who'll defend you no matter how many laws you
break.
Then you're good to go. Why, just ask Swaggert and Pat Robertson (et al)...
Ah yes. Of course, you are correct. Guess it's time to start building
that cult of KY-Jelly worshipers that I have been talking about.
Rev. Prove It... aa# 1935 ULC ordained
--
This tagline is currently out of order.
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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20 Apr 2004 06:06:08 PM |
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On Tue, 20 Apr 2004 13:41:36 -0500 in episode
<c63qtc$7msdv$1@ID-76901.news.uni-berlin.de> we saw our hero "Prove It.."
<aiel999null@hotmail.com>:
Mark K. Bilbo screamed across the void of the internet [on 4/20/2004 7:25
AM]:
On Tue, 20 Apr 2004 00:43:35 -0500 in episode
<c62da6$6v40j$1@ID-76901.news.uni-berlin.de> we saw our hero "Prove
It.." <aiel999null@hotmail.com>:
Mark K. Bilbo screamed across the void of the internet [on 4/19/2004
10:39 PM]:
On Mon, 19 Apr 2004 19:51:29 -0500 in episode
<c61s6h$6vmt4$1@ID-76901.news.uni-berlin.de> we saw our hero "Prove
It.." <aiel999null@hotmail.com>:
Mark K. Bilbo screamed across the void of the Internet [on 4/19/2004
5:20 PM]:
On Mon, 19 Apr 2004 16:59:47 +0100 in episode
<rpt780944m7nhfi42oda0lj24li8ndjllu@4ax.com> we saw our hero JPG
<me@privacy.net>:
On Mon, 19 Apr 2004 13:25:08 GMT, James Young
<jpyoung2000@hotmail.com> wrote:
JPG <me@privacy.net> wrote:
Apologies if this has been posted before.
Worth a look if you want a good laugh.
http://sprinkerlife.tripod.com/sissy.htm
The drawing is atrocious. If people are going to attempt parodies,
they should at least put some effort into it.
It's a comic !
And the parody drawing is much better than the Chick originals.
Heh. The panel where the guy says he told the christer guy not to
come back after skipping on a bill reminds me of this time I was in a
small, family owned Mexican restaurant and saw two guys get up and
leave as the one waitress was in the back.
They were passing something out to people as they headed down the
sidewalk. Looked like tracts to me.
The waitress shot by about then, trying to chase them down. Couldn't
catch them. Didn't get the money for the bill.
Later, on the way out, I saw one of the things they were passing out,
picked it up.
Yeah, it was a christian tract...
Priceless. Isn't that two of the deadly sins right there, theft, and
gluttony?
Laws are for the little people...
Why didn't anyone tell me this earlier?! And all this time I have been
following the law - such wasted time.
Now, now. You can't just get ordained and disobey the law with impunity.
*First you need a following who'll defend you no matter how many laws
you break.
Then you're good to go. Why, just ask Swaggert and Pat Robertson (et
al)...
Ah yes. Of course, you are correct. Guess it's time to start building that
cult of KY-Jelly worshipers that I have been talking about.
Ah, a religion I can *finally relate to!
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Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
"Fascism should more appropriately be called Corporatism,
because it is a merger of State and corporate power."
- Mussolini
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20 Apr 2004 08:47:08 PM |
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Mark K. Bilbo screamed across the void of the internet [on 4/20/2004
6:06 PM]:
On Tue, 20 Apr 2004 13:41:36 -0500 in episode
<c63qtc$7msdv$1@ID-76901.news.uni-berlin.de> we saw our hero "Prove It.."
<aiel999null@hotmail.com>:
Mark K. Bilbo screamed across the void of the internet [on 4/20/2004 7:25
AM]:
On Tue, 20 Apr 2004 00:43:35 -0500 in episode
<c62da6$6v40j$1@ID-76901.news.uni-berlin.de> we saw our hero "Prove
It.." <aiel999null@hotmail.com>:
Mark K. Bilbo screamed across the void of the internet [on 4/19/2004
10:39 PM]:
On Mon, 19 Apr 2004 19:51:29 -0500 in episode
<c61s6h$6vmt4$1@ID-76901.news.uni-berlin.de> we saw our hero "Prove
It.." <aiel999null@hotmail.com>:
Mark K. Bilbo screamed across the void of the Internet [on 4/19/2004
5:20 PM]:
On Mon, 19 Apr 2004 16:59:47 +0100 in episode
<rpt780944m7nhfi42oda0lj24li8ndjllu@4ax.com> we saw our hero JPG
<me@privacy.net>:
On Mon, 19 Apr 2004 13:25:08 GMT, James Young
<jpyoung2000@hotmail.com> wrote:
JPG <me@privacy.net> wrote:
Apologies if this has been posted before.
Worth a look if you want a good laugh.
http://sprinkerlife.tripod.com/sissy.htm
The drawing is atrocious. If people are going to attempt parodies,
they should at least put some effort into it.
It's a comic !
And the parody drawing is much better than the Chick originals.
Heh. The panel where the guy says he told the christer guy not to
come back after skipping on a bill reminds me of this time I was in a
small, family owned Mexican restaurant and saw two guys get up and
leave as the one waitress was in the back.
They were passing something out to people as they headed down the
sidewalk. Looked like tracts to me.
The waitress shot by about then, trying to chase them down. Couldn't
catch them. Didn't get the money for the bill.
Later, on the way out, I saw one of the things they were passing out,
picked it up.
Yeah, it was a christian tract...
Priceless. Isn't that two of the deadly sins right there, theft, and
gluttony?
Laws are for the little people...
Why didn't anyone tell me this earlier?! And all this time I have been
following the law - such wasted time.
Now, now. You can't just get ordained and disobey the law with impunity.
*First you need a following who'll defend you no matter how many laws
you break.
Then you're good to go. Why, just ask Swaggert and Pat Robertson (et
al)...
Ah yes. Of course, you are correct. Guess it's time to start building that
cult of KY-Jelly worshipers that I have been talking about.
Ah, a religion I can *finally relate to!
Okay good. You will be my first follower. ;)
Rev. Prove It... aa# 1935 ULC ordained
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Enfield Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide - Actual headline
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20 Apr 2004 11:46:52 PM |
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On Tue, 20 Apr 2004 20:47:08 -0500 in episode
<c64jqs$7sitt$1@ID-76901.news.uni-berlin.de> we saw our hero "Prove It.."
<aiel999null@hotmail.com>:
Mark K. Bilbo screamed across the void of the internet [on 4/20/2004 6:06
PM]:
On Tue, 20 Apr 2004 13:41:36 -0500 in episode
<c63qtc$7msdv$1@ID-76901.news.uni-berlin.de> we saw our hero "Prove
It.." <aiel999null@hotmail.com>:
Mark K. Bilbo screamed across the void of the internet [on 4/20/2004
7:25 AM]:
On Tue, 20 Apr 2004 00:43:35 -0500 in episode
<c62da6$6v40j$1@ID-76901.news.uni-berlin.de> we saw our hero "Prove
It.." <aiel999null@hotmail.com>:
Mark K. Bilbo screamed across the void of the internet [on 4/19/2004
10:39 PM]:
On Mon, 19 Apr 2004 19:51:29 -0500 in episode
<c61s6h$6vmt4$1@ID-76901.news.uni-berlin.de> we saw our hero "Prove
It.." <aiel999null@hotmail.com>:
Mark K. Bilbo screamed across the void of the Internet [on 4/19/2004
5:20 PM]:
On Mon, 19 Apr 2004 16:59:47 +0100 in episode
<rpt780944m7nhfi42oda0lj24li8ndjllu@4ax.com> we saw our hero JPG
<me@privacy.net>:
On Mon, 19 Apr 2004 13:25:08 GMT, James Young
<jpyoung2000@hotmail.com> wrote:
JPG <me@privacy.net> wrote:
Apologies if this has been posted before.
Worth a look if you want a good laugh.
http://sprinkerlife.tripod.com/sissy.htm
The drawing is atrocious. If people are going to attempt
parodies, they should at least put some effort into it.
It's a comic !
And the parody drawing is much better than the Chick originals.
Heh. The panel where the guy says he told the christer guy not to
come back after skipping on a bill reminds me of this time I was in
a small, family owned Mexican restaurant and saw two guys get up
and leave as the one waitress was in the back.
They were passing something out to people as they headed down the
sidewalk. Looked like tracts to me.
The waitress shot by about then, trying to chase them down.
Couldn't catch them. Didn't get the money for the bill.
Later, on the way out, I saw one of the things they were passing
out, picked it up.
Yeah, it was a christian tract...
Priceless. Isn't that two of the deadly sins right there, theft, and
gluttony?
Laws are for the little people...
Why didn't anyone tell me this earlier?! And all this time I have been
following the law - such wasted time.
Now, now. You can't just get ordained and disobey the law with
impunity. *First you need a following who'll defend you no matter how
many laws you break.
Then you're good to go. Why, just ask Swaggert and Pat Robertson (et
al)...
Ah yes. Of course, you are correct. Guess it's time to start building
that cult of KY-Jelly worshipers that I have been talking about.
Ah, a religion I can *finally relate to!
Okay good. You will be my first follower. ;)
Rev. Prove It... aa# 1935 ULC ordained
Where we goin'?
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
"Fascism should more appropriately be called Corporatism,
because it is a merger of State and corporate power."
- Mussolini
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21 Apr 2004 01:03:05 AM |
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Mark K. Bilbo screamed across the void of the internet [on 4/20/2004
11:46 PM]:
On Tue, 20 Apr 2004 20:47:08 -0500 in episode
<c64jqs$7sitt$1@ID-76901.news.uni-berlin.de> we saw our hero "Prove It.."
<aiel999null@hotmail.com>:
<snip>
Now, now. You can't just get ordained and disobey the law with
impunity. *First you need a following who'll defend you no matter how
many laws you break.
Then you're good to go. Why, just ask Swaggert and Pat Robertson (et
al)...
Ah yes. Of course, you are correct. Guess it's time to start building
that cult of KY-Jelly worshipers that I have been talking about.
Ah, a religion I can *finally relate to!
Okay good. You will be my first follower. ;)
Where we goin'?
I was thinking of a quick tour of the KY factory - then a much longer
tour of the Playboy mansion.
Then when there are enough followers, we can demand that everyone says a
pledge with KY in it.
Rev. Prove It... aa# 1935 ULC ordained
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22 Apr 2004 09:40:03 AM |
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On Wed, 21 Apr 2004 01:03:05 -0500 in episode
<c652qp$6u756$1@ID-76901.news.uni-berlin.de> we saw our hero "Prove It.."
<aiel999null@hotmail.com>:
Mark K. Bilbo screamed across the void of the internet [on 4/20/2004 11:46
PM]:
On Tue, 20 Apr 2004 20:47:08 -0500 in episode
<c64jqs$7sitt$1@ID-76901.news.uni-berlin.de> we saw our hero "Prove
It.." <aiel999null@hotmail.com>:
<snip>
Now, now. You can't just get ordained and disobey the law with
impunity. *First you need a following who'll defend you no matter how
many laws you break.
Then you're good to go. Why, just ask Swaggert and Pat Robertson (et
al)...
Ah yes. Of course, you are correct. Guess it's time to start building
that cult of KY-Jelly worshipers that I have been talking about.
Ah, a religion I can *finally relate to!
Okay good. You will be my first follower. ;)
Where we goin'?
I was thinking of a quick tour of the KY factory - then a much longer tour
of the Playboy mansion.
Then when there are enough followers, we can demand that everyone says a
pledge with KY in it.
Hm... I was with you until we got to the Playboy mansion...
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
"Fascism should more appropriately be called Corporatism,
because it is a merger of State and corporate power."
- Mussolini
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22 Apr 2004 12:05:44 PM |
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Mark K. Bilbo screamed across the void of the internet [on 4/22/2004
9:40 AM]:
On Wed, 21 Apr 2004 01:03:05 -0500 in episode
<c652qp$6u756$1@ID-76901.news.uni-berlin.de> we saw our hero "Prove It.."
<aiel999null@hotmail.com>:
Mark K. Bilbo screamed across the void of the internet [on 4/20/2004 11:46
PM]:
On Tue, 20 Apr 2004 20:47:08 -0500 in episode
<c64jqs$7sitt$1@ID-76901.news.uni-berlin.de> we saw our hero "Prove
It.." <aiel999null@hotmail.com>:
<snip>
Now, now. You can't just get ordained and disobey the law with
impunity. *First you need a following who'll defend you no matter how
many laws you break.
Then you're good to go. Why, just ask Swaggert and Pat Robertson (et
al)...
Ah yes. Of course, you are correct. Guess it's time to start building
that cult of KY-Jelly worshipers that I have been talking about.
Ah, a religion I can *finally relate to!
Okay good. You will be my first follower. ;)
Where we goin'?
I was thinking of a quick tour of the KY factory - then a much longer tour
of the Playboy mansion.
Then when there are enough followers, we can demand that everyone says a
pledge with KY in it.
Hm... I was with you until we got to the Playboy mansion...
Okay, we can skip that (I'm new here) how about the rest?
Rev. Prove It... aa# 1935 ULC ordained
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Ralph won't "morph" if you squeeze him hard enough - Bart Simpson on the
chalkboard
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22 Apr 2004 04:33:13 PM |
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On Thu, 22 Apr 2004 12:05:44 -0500 in episode
<c68u18$9er77$1@ID-76901.news.uni-berlin.de> we saw our hero "Prove It.."
<aiel999null@hotmail.com>:
Mark K. Bilbo screamed across the void of the internet [on 4/22/2004 9:40
AM]:
On Wed, 21 Apr 2004 01:03:05 -0500 in episode
<c652qp$6u756$1@ID-76901.news.uni-berlin.de> we saw our hero "Prove
It.." <aiel999null@hotmail.com>:
Mark K. Bilbo screamed across the void of the internet [on 4/20/2004
11:46 PM]:
On Tue, 20 Apr 2004 20:47:08 -0500 in episode
<c64jqs$7sitt$1@ID-76901.news.uni-berlin.de> we saw our hero "Prove
It.." <aiel999null@hotmail.com>:
<snip>
Now, now. You can't just get ordained and disobey the law with
impunity. *First you need a following who'll defend you no matter
how many laws you break.
Then you're good to go. Why, just ask Swaggert and Pat Robertson
(et al)...
Ah yes. Of course, you are correct. Guess it's time to start
building that cult of KY-Jelly worshipers that I have been talking
about.
Ah, a religion I can *finally relate to!
Okay good. You will be my first follower. ;)
Where we goin'?
I was thinking of a quick tour of the KY factory - then a much longer
tour of the Playboy mansion.
Then when there are enough followers, we can demand that everyone says a
pledge with KY in it.
Hm... I was with you until we got to the Playboy mansion...
Okay, we can skip that (I'm new here) how about the rest?
Okay but we put the KY *where when we pledge?
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
"Fascism should more appropriately be called Corporatism,
because it is a merger of State and corporate power."
- Mussolini
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23 Apr 2004 12:55:42 AM |
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Mark K. Bilbo screamed across the void of the internet [on 4/22/2004
4:33 PM]:
<snip>
Okay, we can skip that (I'm new here) how about the rest?
Okay but we put the KY *where when we pledge?
That's between you and the KY. It's a sacred thing that doesn't need to
be discussed. But I have few suggestions where you can shove it if you
wish. ;)
Rev. Prove It... aa# 1935 ULC ordained
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Don't let worries kill you, let the church help!
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26 Apr 2004 01:34:36 AM |
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Okay but we put the KY *where when we pledge?
That's between you and the KY. It's a sacred thing that doesn't need
to
be discussed. But I have few suggestions where you can shove it if
you
wish. ;)
It gives a whole new meaning to "Get thee behind me, Satan!"
CM
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23 Apr 2004 12:27:18 PM |
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On Fri, 23 Apr 2004 00:55:42 -0500 in episode
<c6ab4t$9lh86$1@ID-76901.news.uni-berlin.de> we saw our hero "Prove It.."
<aiel999null@hotmail.com>:
Mark K. Bilbo screamed across the void of the internet [on 4/22/2004 4:33
PM]:
<snip>
Okay, we can skip that (I'm new here) how about the rest?
Okay but we put the KY *where when we pledge?
That's between you and the KY. It's a sacred thing that doesn't need to be
discussed. But I have few suggestions where you can shove it if you wish.
;)
Like I need to be given any ideas...
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
"Fascism should more appropriately be called Corporatism,
because it is a merger of State and corporate power."
- Mussolini
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20 Apr 2004 08:08:54 AM |
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On Tue, 20 Apr 2004 07:25:40 -0500, Mark K. Bilbo <y@hoo.com-amikchi> wrote:
Now, now. You can't just get ordained and disobey the law with impunity.
*First you need a following who'll defend you no matter how many laws you
break.
Then you're good to go. Why, just ask Swaggert and Pat Robertson (et al)...
And it's best if you have a few politicians in your following, perhaps
a president of a superpower or two.
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20 Apr 2004 08:44:37 AM |
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On Tue, 20 Apr 2004 08:08:54 -0500 in episode
<slrnc8a875.iel.The-Central-Scrutinizer@linux.client.comcast.net> we saw
our hero TCS <The-Central-Scrutinizer@p.o.b.o.x.com>:
On Tue, 20 Apr 2004 07:25:40 -0500, Mark K. Bilbo <y@hoo.com-amikchi>
wrote:
Now, now. You can't just get ordained and disobey the law with impunity.
*First you need a following who'll defend you no matter how many laws you
break.
Then you're good to go. Why, just ask Swaggert and Pat Robertson (et
al)...
And it's best if you have a few politicians in your following, perhaps a
president of a superpower or two.
*Then you're farting through silk! Sheer bliss...
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
"Fascism should more appropriately be called Corporatism,
because it is a merger of State and corporate power."
- Mussolini
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