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"Clayton...Rapidly Drying Oasis In A Worldwide Desert Of Insanity" |
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09 Nov 2004 04:24:57 PM |
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Christian Movie Review Site Goes Spare Over "SAVED" |
This site is a kack....they must have had a surgical proceedure to remove
every trace of humour from their brains. Check out lots of other movies on
there too. A prime example of what Christianity does to a mind!!!
http://www.capalert.com/capreports/saved.htm
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| User: "Clayton...Rapidly Drying Oasis In A Worldwide Desert Of Insanity" |
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| Title: Re: Christian Movie Review Site Goes Spare Over "SAVED" |
09 Nov 2004 04:30:32 PM |
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"Clayton...Rapidly Drying Oasis In A Worldwide Desert Of Insanity"
<cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonyemail.com> wrote in message
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This site is a kack....they must have had a surgical proceedure to remove
every trace of humour from their brains. Check out lots of other movies
on
there too. A prime example of what Christianity does to a mind!!!
http://www.capalert.com/capreports/saved.htm
Here one of the South Park movie.
http://www.capalert.com/capreports/southpark.htm
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: Christian Movie Review Site Goes Spare Over "SAVED" |
10 Nov 2004 01:14:14 AM |
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In article <41914506$0$2680$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>,
"Clayton...Rapidly Drying Oasis In A Worldwide Desert Of Insanity"
<cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonyemail.com> wrote:
"Clayton...Rapidly Drying Oasis In A Worldwide Desert Of Insanity"
<cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonyemail.com> wrote in message
news:419143b9$0$2681$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au...
This site is a kack....they must have had a surgical proceedure to remove
every trace of humour from their brains. Check out lots of other movies
on
there too. A prime example of what Christianity does to a mind!!!
http://www.capalert.com/capreports/saved.htm
Hm. Maybe I'll have to rent it now.
Here one of the South Park movie.
http://www.capalert.com/capreports/southpark.htm
That one is a classic. Those people are loons.
BTW, I like South Park the Movie. I laughed my ***** off.
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
Which raises the question: Can a people that believes more fervently
in theVirgin Birth than in evolution still be called an Enlightened
nation?-Garry Wills, New York Times 11/04/04
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| User: "John Baker" |
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| Title: Re: Christian Movie Review Site Goes Spare Over "SAVED" |
16 Nov 2004 02:27:53 AM |
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In article <jhachm-09706E.23141409112004@news.giganews.com>,
jhachm@ixpres.com says...
In article <41914506$0$2680$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>,
"Clayton...Rapidly Drying Oasis In A Worldwide Desert Of Insanity"
<cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonyemail.com> wrote:
"Clayton...Rapidly Drying Oasis In A Worldwide Desert Of Insanity"
<cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonyemail.com> wrote in message
news:419143b9$0$2681$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au...
This site is a kack....they must have had a surgical proceedure to remove
every trace of humour from their brains. Check out lots of other movies
on
there too. A prime example of what Christianity does to a mind!!!
http://www.capalert.com/capreports/saved.htm
Hm. Maybe I'll have to rent it now.
Here one of the South Park movie.
http://www.capalert.com/capreports/southpark.htm
That one is a classic. Those people are loons.
Indeed. And it seems that if we don't send them money, they won't be
able to continue providing their "service." Why am I not surprised? <G>
BTW, I like South Park the Movie. I laughed my ***** off.
Same here. It's a wickedly satiric look at religion, jingoism, racism,
you name it.... and it's also funny as hell.
And the fact that religious wackos are shitting their pants over it
makes it even more so. <G>
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| User: "JPG" |
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| Title: Re: Christian Movie Review Site Goes Spare Over "SAVED" |
10 Nov 2004 03:58:21 AM |
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On Wed, 10 Nov 2004 08:30:32 +1000, "Clayton...Rapidly Drying Oasis In A
Worldwide Desert Of Insanity" <cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonyemail.com> wrote:
"Clayton...Rapidly Drying Oasis In A Worldwide Desert Of Insanity"
<cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonyemail.com> wrote in message
news:419143b9$0$2681$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au...
This site is a kack....they must have had a surgical proceedure to remove
every trace of humour from their brains. Check out lots of other movies
on
there too. A prime example of what Christianity does to a mind!!!
http://www.capalert.com/capreports/saved.htm
Here one of the South Park movie.
http://www.capalert.com/capreports/southpark.htm
The scoring system is interesting - how would the Bible rate according to this?
Wanton Violence/Crime (W):
# police brutality
# adult hate talk to a child
# brutality of a toddler (thrown out a window repeatedly)
# igniting anal wind then being incinerated
# a child on fire being beaten with a stick; the beater then being concerned
about the stick catching fire
# blood splatter and dripping organs numerous times
# death
# exploded chest of a child
# child beating with a wooden chair
# slap in the face
# electric shock to control a child
# death camp horrors
# lust for war
# wall poster of character on fire
# warfare blood and body parts
# theft of private property
Impudence/Hate (I)(1):
# 131 uses of the most foul of the foul words by children
# 119 uses of the three/four letter word vocabulary by children
# text of three/four letter word vocabulary and the most foul of the foul words
# vulgar euphemisms
# passing body gas in time to music and in other situations
# vomiting
# vulgar finger gesture
# calling mother names and suggesting slapping her around
# "You have to stand up to your mother"
# racial, national, and ethnic insults and petty portrayal of them
# a general theme of anarchy, rebellion, and autonomy
# many lies
# vulgar jokes
Sex/Homosexuality (S):
# bare posterior
# sexual insults, comments, innuendo and questions
# "Suck my --" at least twice
# description of a homosexual act with sounds
# adult males in bikinis
# male chorus line in pink bikini briefs
# repeated multiple nudity of female angels
# vulgar talk of menstruation
# homosexual relationship between Satan and Saddam Hussein
# sexual encouragement by school employee
# at least six references to a female reproductive organ by a child
# Satan and Hussein in bed together speaking of homosexual acts with sounds
effects
# website of porn with a child's mother as one of the porn stars
# long sequences of homosexual suggestions
# homosexual invitation with homosexual story in song
# male member (drawing)
# disembodied erect male member (photograph quality)
# long sequence of homosexual as emcee of a USO show
# "Let's ([homo]sexual intercourse)" at least four times
# suggestion of ejecting ping pong balls from a female private organ
# a giant talking female private organ
Drugs/Alcohol (D):
# smoking dope
Offense to God (O)(2):
# mockery of Jesus
# accepting of Satan
# equating Jesus with sexual anatomy
# fiery demons from Hell
# decaying and burned live bodies portrayed as the occupants of Hell
# control by Satan
# portrayal of Satan as a loving, caring and sensitive being
# false prophesy
# depiction of Hell as a "livable" place
# expressions of hate and insult directly at God, including vulgar name-calling
# "Would you like to go to Hell with me?" by Satan
# "Comeback and visit us anytime" to Satan
# coercion to avoid going to church
Murder/Suicide (M)(3):
# suicide by jumping with blood splatter
# murder by gunfire to the face
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| User: "HiEv" |
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| Title: Re: Christian Movie Review Site Goes Spare Over "SAVED" |
10 Nov 2004 08:56:10 AM |
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JPG wrote:
Clayton...Rapidly Drying Oasis In A Worldwide Desert Of Insanity wrote:
Clayton...Rapidly Drying Oasis In A Worldwide Desert Of Insanity wrote:
This site is a kack....they must have had a surgical proceedure to remove
every trace of humour from their brains. Check out lots of other movies on
there too. A prime example of what Christianity does to a mind!!!
http://www.capalert.com/capreports/saved.htm
Here one of the South Park movie.
http://www.capalert.com/capreports/southpark.htm
The scoring system is interesting - how would the Bible rate according to this?
[snip]
It would be amusing to see them try to rate the Bible according to their
own standards, even if they did it by chapter.
You can see their rather generous ranking of "The Passion of the Christ"
here:
http://www.capalert.com/capreports/passionofthechrist.htm
Gee, I guess the other crucifixions at Golgotha don't count as murders
on their scale. ;-)
I didn't bother to see "The Passion" because I'm not into gore flicks,
but if without seeing the movie I can spot at least one obvious omission
then I'm sure people who actually watched it could point out more.
--
The difference between intelligence and stupidity is that intelligence
has its limits.
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Christian Movie Review Site Goes Spare Over "SAVED" |
11 Nov 2004 11:56:50 AM |
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In talk.atheism HiEv <spam@someoneelse.invalid> wrote:
JPG wrote:
Clayton...Rapidly Drying Oasis In A Worldwide Desert Of Insanity wrote:
Clayton...Rapidly Drying Oasis In A Worldwide Desert Of Insanity wrote:
This site is a kack....they must have had a surgical proceedure to remove
every trace of humour from their brains. Check out lots of other movies on
there too. A prime example of what Christianity does to a mind!!!
http://www.capalert.com/capreports/saved.htm
Here one of the South Park movie.
http://www.capalert.com/capreports/southpark.htm
The scoring system is interesting - how would the Bible rate according to this?
[snip]
It would be amusing to see them try to rate the Bible according to their
own standards, even if they did it by chapter.
You can see their rather generous ranking of "The Passion of the Christ"
here:
http://www.capalert.com/capreports/passionofthechrist.htm
Gee, I guess the other crucifixions at Golgotha don't count as murders
on their scale. ;-)
I didn't bother to see "The Passion" because I'm not into gore flicks,
but if without seeing the movie I can spot at least one obvious omission
then I'm sure people who actually watched it could point out more.
Actually, looking at their scores can help me decide what movies I want to
see. The lower they rate it, the more likely I am to see it :)
--
Mike
W hat atheism: a non-prophet organization...
W ould
J enna
D rink?
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Creation Science: an oxymoron actually created by morons...
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Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you
do criticize them, you're a mile away, and you have their shoes.
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"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop
thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do
we," George W. "Shrub" Bush Aug 5, 2004
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The only product that M$ could produce that *wouldn't* suck would be a
vacuum cleaner..
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| User: "HiEv" |
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| Title: Re: Christian Movie Review Site Goes Spare Over "SAVED" |
09 Nov 2004 11:09:29 PM |
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"Clayton...Rapidly Drying Oasis In A Worldwide Desert Of Insanity"
wrote:
This site is a kack....they must have had a surgical proceedure to remove
every trace of humour from their brains. Check out lots of other movies on
there too. A prime example of what Christianity does to a mind!!!
http://www.capalert.com/capreports/saved.htm
Yeah, they're a bunch of wack-jobs, but I still prefer this one:
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/movies.html
;-)
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The difference between intelligence and stupidity is that intelligence
has its limits.
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| User: "Clayton...Rapidly Drying Oasis In A Worldwide Desert Of Insanity" |
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10 Nov 2004 02:48:54 AM |
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"HiEv" <spam@someoneelse.invalid> wrote in message
news:4191A2BF.D54951A6@someoneelse.invalid...
"Clayton...Rapidly Drying Oasis In A Worldwide Desert Of Insanity"
wrote:
This site is a kack....they must have had a surgical proceedure to
remove
every trace of humour from their brains. Check out lots of other movies
on
there too. A prime example of what Christianity does to a mind!!!
http://www.capalert.com/capreports/saved.htm
Yeah, they're a bunch of wack-jobs, but I still prefer this one:
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/movies.html
Landover is satire...these silly cunts are serious!
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| User: "HiEv" |
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10 Nov 2004 08:58:04 AM |
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Clayton...Rapidly Drying Oasis In A Worldwide Desert Of Insanity wrote:
HiEv wrote:
Clayton...Rapidly Drying Oasis In A Worldwide Desert Of Insanity wrote:
This site is a kack....they must have had a surgical proceedure to remove
every trace of humour from their brains. Check out lots of other movies on
there too. A prime example of what Christianity does to a mind!!!
http://www.capalert.com/capreports/saved.htm
Yeah, they're a bunch of wack-jobs, but I still prefer this one:
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/movies.html
Landover is satire...these silly cunts are serious!
True, which is part of the reason why I prefer the satire. The fact
that some people really believe that stuff is just disturbing.
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The difference between intelligence and stupidity is that intelligence
has its limits.
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| User: "Graham Kennedy" |
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10 Nov 2004 02:46:18 PM |
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Clayton...Rapidly Drying Oasis In A Worldwide Desert Of Insanity wrote:
This site is a kack....they must have had a surgical proceedure to remove
every trace of humour from their brains. Check out lots of other movies on
there too. A prime example of what Christianity does to a mind!!!
http://www.capalert.com/capreports/saved.htm
I love that site. It's absolutely hilarious reading some of the
stuff they get offended by. Almost as much fun as a visit to the
rapture ready forum.
--
Graham Kennedy
Creator and Author,
Daystrom Institute Technical Library
http://www.ditl.org
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| User: "Rune Børsjø" |
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11 Nov 2004 08:44:18 PM |
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On Wed, 10 Nov 2004 08:24:57 +1000, "Clayton...Rapidly Drying Oasis In
A Worldwide Desert Of Insanity" <cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonyemail.com> wrote:
This site is a kack....they must have had a surgical proceedure to remove
every trace of humour from their brains. Check out lots of other movies on
there too. A prime example of what Christianity does to a mind!!!
Man, their website needs to carry a crap warning for disturbing
content, as well as an epilepsy warning.
I liked this part
"ALERT!!! We can no longer help you serve your little ones without
your GENEROUS, TIMELY and CONSISTENT TAX-DEDUCTIBLE donations!
PLEASE"
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| User: "" |
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12 Nov 2004 08:12:39 AM |
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In talk.atheism Rune <buggeroffm@te.com> wrote:
On Wed, 10 Nov 2004 08:24:57 +1000, "Clayton...Rapidly Drying Oasis In
A Worldwide Desert Of Insanity" <cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonyemail.com> wrote:
This site is a kack....they must have had a surgical proceedure to remove
every trace of humour from their brains. Check out lots of other movies on
there too. A prime example of what Christianity does to a mind!!!
Man, their website needs to carry a crap warning for disturbing
content, as well as an epilepsy warning.
I liked this part
"ALERT!!! We can no longer help you serve your little ones without
your GENEROUS, TIMELY and CONSISTENT TAX-DEDUCTIBLE donations!
PLEASE"
Hey, will you guys donate money to ME so I can go see all the movies on
opening day as well? Those movie tickets really start adding up, especially
when you add in the large popcorn, large drink and lots of chocolate covered
raisens(sp?).
--
Mike
W hat atheism: a non-prophet organization...
W ould
J enna
D rink?
-------------------------------
Creation Science: an oxymoron actually created by morons...
-------------------------------
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you
do criticize them, you're a mile away, and you have their shoes.
-------------------------------
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop
thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do
we," George W. "Shrub" Bush Aug 5, 2004
-------------------------------
The only product that M$ could produce that *wouldn't* suck would be a
vacuum cleaner..
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