Religions > Atheism > Christian preacher offers only $20 to 14-year-old boy for oral sex.
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27 Oct 2003 09:23:25 PM |
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Christian preacher offers only $20 to 14-year-old boy for oral sex. |
Twenty bucks! What a cheap little Christian hypocrit.
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Anti-Gay Preacher Busted Soliciting 14 Year Old Boy
http://www.365gay.com/newscontent/102603revBusted.htm
(West Chester, Pennsylvania) A Pennsylvania preacher known for his fire
and brimstone sermons denouncing homosexuality has been charged with
offering $20 to a 14-year-old boy for oral sex.
The Rev. Stephen White, better known as "Brother Stephen," regularly
visited college campuses throughout the north east, often at Penn and
Yale, in Connecticut.
White is awaiting trial, with is set for November 24, but police say
they are continuing to investigate White and believe he may have
victimized more than one juvenile.
"We believe there may be other victims out there, and that this wasn't
an isolated incident," West Chester police detective Stan Billie said.
According to court documents, White approached the teen in a green Ford
van and asked if he knew of any strip clubs, adult book stores or shops
that sold sexually explicit videos. When then the boy said he did not,
White unsuccessfully attempted to lure the boy into the vehicle. White
then told the boy he could "make some money" by letting White perform
oral sex on him.
After the encounter, the boy reported the van's license plate number to
his mother, who then contacted the police.
Campus Crusade for Christ leader Erin Hespe agreed that her organization
does not collectively support White.
"Brother Stephen is not involved or affiliated with any of the student
Christian groups listed on Penn for Jesus," Hespe said. "The general
attitude of these Christian groups has been one of distance, given
certain aspects of both Brother Steve's theology and methods."
Campus Crusade for Christ is the umbrella organization for Christian
groups at Penn.
Cyd Cipolla, a former coordinator of the Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and
Transgender Cooperative at Yale, said she was in disbelief when she
heard about White's alleged sex offense.
"I'm still kind of incredulous," she told the Yale Daily News. "How is
it that anyone can engage in something so clearly taboo, especially
someone who presents themselves as so entrenched in morality? I feel
sorry for this man and for the boy who crossed his path."
White is charged with criminal attempt to lure a child into a motor
vehicle, and criminal solicitation to involuntary deviant sexual
intercourse.
Last week, a Florida preacher was charged with attempting to lure a
15-year-old boy for sex. Police arrested Hewart Lee Bennett of West
Palm Beach. He is accused of using a gay Internet chat room to pick up
the teen. Bennett who is an assistant youth minister at the First
Seventh Day Adventist Church in West Palm Beach says he was using the
chat room to talk to young boys and girls about being gay and try to put
them on the "right path."
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Also: Scientology's International President (Audio files of this
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| User: "Gregory Gadow" |
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28 Oct 2003 08:35:41 AM |
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"Fredric L. Rice" wrote:
Twenty bucks! What a cheap little Christian hypocrit.
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Anti-Gay Preacher Busted Soliciting 14 Year Old Boy
http://www.365gay.com/newscontent/102603revBusted.htm
(West Chester, Pennsylvania) A Pennsylvania preacher known for his fire
and brimstone sermons denouncing homosexuality has been charged with
offering $20 to a 14-year-old boy for oral sex.
Once again, we have an example of when the laddie doth protest too much
(thinks, involuntarily, of Antonin Scalia....)
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Gregory Gadow
techbear@serv.net
http://www.serv.net/~techbear
"If you make yourself a sheep, the wolves will eat you."
-- Benjamin Franklin
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| User: "Ian" |
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28 Oct 2003 04:08:03 PM |
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In article <vpro82tkte6844@corp.supernews.com>, said...
Twenty bucks! What a cheap little Christian hypocrit.
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Anti-Gay Preacher Busted Soliciting 14 Year Old Boy
http://www.365gay.com/newscontent/102603revBusted.htm
(West Chester, Pennsylvania) A Pennsylvania preacher known for his fire
and brimstone sermons denouncing homosexuality has been charged with
offering $20 to a 14-year-old boy for oral sex.
The Rev. Stephen White, better known as "Brother Stephen," regularly
visited college campuses throughout the north east, often at Penn and
Yale, in Connecticut.
Whoa. Holy crap.
I actually know this guy. I went to college at the University of
Pennsylvania and "Brother Stephen" was a common sight. He would stand in
the middle of college green preaching loudly and fervently. A couple of
times between classes I listened for a minute and his sermons were
ALWAYS about how homosexuals and college students who fornicate were
evil and would burn in hell. (Right in front of the "Love" statue
usually, for a real sense of irony)
He would always draw really big crowds all the time, but he never really
noticed that they were always mocking him and not actually taking what
he said to heart. (thankfully) The campus paper made fun of Brother
Stephen routinely. A real grade-A nutcase, that one.
For some reason this story doesn't surprise me. I don't think I can
think of a single sermon of Brother Stephen that wasn't about sex--the
guy was clearly fixated on the topic. Guess all that built-up repression
finally burst...
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| User: "Boyd Blaire" |
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29 Oct 2003 03:45:13 PM |
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On Tue, 28 Oct 2003 17:08:03 -0500, Ian <masakado-kou@yahoo.com>
wrote:
In article <vpro82tkte6844@corp.supernews.com>, said...
Twenty bucks! What a cheap little Christian hypocrit.
LOL! Debbie charged Jimmy Swaggart more.
The Rev. Stephen White, better known as "Brother Stephen," regularly
visited college campuses throughout the north east, often at Penn and
Yale, in Connecticut.
Whoa. Holy crap.
One might say that......
I actually know this guy. I went to college at the University of
Pennsylvania and "Brother Stephen" was a common sight. He would stand in
the middle of college green preaching loudly and fervently. A couple of
times between classes I listened for a minute and his sermons were
ALWAYS about how homosexuals and college students who fornicate were
evil and would burn in hell. (Right in front of the "Love" statue
usually, for a real sense of irony)
If the god(s) didn't want us humans to "fornicate," why did it/they
make us (er, the males anyway) always want to and always think about
it?
He would always draw really big crowds all the time, but he never really
noticed that they were always mocking him and not actually taking what
he said to heart. (thankfully) The campus paper made fun of Brother
Stephen routinely. A real grade-A nutcase, that one.
See also alt.brother-jeb
Brother Jeb had / has a similar obcession with other people having sex
he doesn't personally approve of. He had this funny hand motion
whenever he said the word "FHORH-neh-CATE!" that made people burst
into laughter. He also loved to call all college women "whores."
For some reason this story doesn't surprise me. I don't think I can
think of a single sermon of Brother Stephen that wasn't about sex-- the
guy was clearly fixated on the topic. Guess all that built-up repression
finally burst...
These freaks apparently believe that homosex is so vastly superior to
heterosex that people just can't help themselves from engaging in it.
This belief apparently makes them secretly long for it. Weird behavior
indeed.
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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27 Oct 2003 10:24:00 PM |
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On Tue, 28 Oct 2003 03:23:25 +0000, Fredric L. Rice wrote:
(West Chester, Pennsylvania) A Pennsylvania preacher known for his fire
and brimstone sermons denouncing homosexuality has been charged with
offering $20 to a 14-year-old boy for oral sex.
Hm... yeah... there's that morality we're all supposed to need for society
to be a better place...
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Mark K. Bilbo - From alt.atheism only
"The computer revolution is over. We lost."
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| User: "AngryJohn" |
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28 Oct 2003 12:01:13 AM |
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On Mon, 27 Oct 2003 22:24:00 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<iskanipa-y@hoo.com> wrote:
On Tue, 28 Oct 2003 03:23:25 +0000, Fredric L. Rice wrote:
(West Chester, Pennsylvania) A Pennsylvania preacher known for his fire
and brimstone sermons denouncing homosexuality has been charged with
offering $20 to a 14-year-old boy for oral sex.
Hm... yeah... there's that morality we're all supposed to need for society
to be a better place...
And they are skinflints to boot.
aa#2106
Remove Belief to reply
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| User: "~oddball" |
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28 Oct 2003 05:44:44 AM |
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(West Chester, Pennsylvania) A Pennsylvania preacher known for his
fire
and brimstone sermons denouncing homosexuality has been charged with
offering $20 to a 14-year-old boy for oral sex.
Hm... yeah... there's that morality we're all supposed to need for
society
to be a better place...
And they are skinflints to boot.
aa#2106
Remove Belief to reply
Hey there are a**holes where ever you go , Satan and his crew will use any
way possible to discredit the church.
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| User: "Woden" |
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28 Oct 2003 07:40:21 AM |
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"~oddball" <mme@mynet.net> wrote in
news:DFsnb.86690$5n.26217@bignews5.bellsouth.net:
(West Chester, Pennsylvania) A Pennsylvania preacher known for
his
fire
and brimstone sermons denouncing homosexuality has been charged
with offering $20 to a 14-year-old boy for oral sex.
Hm... yeah... there's that morality we're all supposed to need for
society
to be a better place...
And they are skinflints to boot.
aa#2106
Remove Belief to reply
Hey there are a**holes where ever you go , Satan and his crew will use
any way possible to discredit the church.
Why would Satan need to? Xians do it quite well on their own.
--
Woden
"religion is a socio-political institution for the control of
people's thoughts, lives, and actions; based on
ancient myths and superstitions perpetrated through
generations of subtle yet pervasive brainwashing."
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| User: "Bob Dog" |
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28 Oct 2003 09:37:14 AM |
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"~oddball" <mme@mynet.net> wrote in message news:<DFsnb.86690$5n.26217@bignews5.bellsouth.net>...
Hey there are a**holes where ever you go , Satan and his crew will use any
way possible to discredit the church.
Satan's acts in the bible: Suggesting people think
for themselves, asking a few questions.
God's acts in the bible: Murder, vanity, destroying
the Earth twice over, raping a virgin, selfishness,
racism, various other acts of intolerance and hate.
I'm so glad you cleared up who the good guys are.
Bob Dog
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| User: "Fredric L. Rice" |
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30 Oct 2003 08:32:57 PM |
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"~oddball" <mme@mynet.net> wrote:
(West Chester, Pennsylvania) A Pennsylvania preacher known for his fire
and brimstone sermons denouncing homosexuality has been charged with
offering $20 to a 14-year-old boy for oral sex.
Hm... yeah... there's that morality we're all supposed to need for society
to be a better place...
And they are skinflints to boot.
aa#2106
Remove Belief to reply
Hey there are a**holes where ever you go , Satan and his crew will use any
way possible to discredit the church.
As if Christianity needed any help. The fact is that this guy is a
relatively typical human being who exhibits relatively typical human
failings. It's not the solicitation that's such an outrage, it's the
fact that he was only willing to pay $20.
---
Yes, George W. Bush is an unelected baby killing fascist dictator.
Also: Scientology's International President (Audio files of this
nutter available at http://www.linkline.com/personal/frice )
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| User: "Nsty N8" |
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28 Oct 2003 07:37:30 AM |
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(West Chester, Pennsylvania) A Pennsylvania preacher known for his
fire
and brimstone sermons denouncing homosexuality has been charged with
offering $20 to a 14-year-old boy for oral sex.
Hm... yeah... there's that morality we're all supposed to need for
society
to be a better place...
Hmmm
If I remember correctly...
Doesn't the bible say that if a man lay with a man as if he would a woman he
should be put to death?
Where's the stake and lighter fluid?
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| User: "Bill, The Avender" |
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28 Oct 2003 07:15:22 PM |
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In alt.atheism on Tue, 28 Oct 2003 06:44:44 -0500, "~oddball"
<mme@mynet.net> wrote:
<snip>
Satan and his crew will use any way possible to discredit the church.
One can't discredit that which - among honest men, at least - has
never been credible to begin with.
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L8r,
Bill, The Avender
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| User: "~oddball" |
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29 Oct 2003 12:28:17 AM |
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May the Lord have mercy on your misguided souls
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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29 Oct 2003 12:43:28 AM |
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"~oddball" <mme@mynet.net> wrote in
news:V6Jnb.88461$5n.25710@bignews5.bellsouth.net:
May the Lord have mercy on your misguided souls
You don't even know when you're being funny, do you?
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Dr. Smartass
BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
"And the knowledge that they fear
Is a weapon to be used against them."
--Rush, "The Weapon"
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| User: "~oddball" |
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29 Oct 2003 01:01:17 AM |
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"> > May the Lord have mercy on your misguided souls
You don't even know when you're being funny, do you?
--
Dr. Smartass
BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
What seems funny now will cause you great lamentation when you reach your
end. Open your eyes and your heart, then repent. The Lord does love you, and
he will forgive you. Even if you don't think he will. He can see through the
smart ***** facade you use to shield your fear. Come to the Lord as I did son,
and you will no longer need to be acting the fool to hide your fear.
May The Lord God open the eyes of the deceived.
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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29 Oct 2003 02:22:01 AM |
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"~oddball" <mme@mynet.net> wrote in
news:XBJnb.88519$5n.1908@bignews5.bellsouth.net:
"> > May the Lord have mercy on your misguided souls
You don't even know when you're being funny, do you?
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Dr. Smartass
BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
What seems funny now will cause you great lamentation when you reach
your end.
Oh, please. Can't you christers come up with an ORIGINAL reply? You boys
just love trying to hammer everyone else down with empty threats of
"eternal damnnation"--and yet you have never been on the other side of
death. You're in absolutely no position to level such a threat as hellfire
at anyone.
I, however, am sure that you'll be nothing but a bloated bug-ridden gas-bag
of putrefaction once your biological processes have ceased. In short: when
you reach your end, you are worm food. The little box and the formaldehyde
only delay the inevitable.
Open your eyes and your heart, then repent. The Lord does
love you, and he will forgive you. Even if you don't think he will.
"Forgive" what? If there's a "god" out there, it has been aware of atheists
for as long as it's been aware of humans. We're probably a lot less
irritating than people like you who feel the need to put words in its
mouth.
I don't need you. God doesn't need you. If it exists, and it wants me, it
should already know where I am and what it'll take to catch my attention.
He
can see through the smart ***** facade you use to shield your fear. Come
to the Lord as I did son, and you will no longer need to be acting the
fool to hide your fear.
*snort* Afraid?
The list of things I'm afraid of is a short one. Your god isn't on it.
May The Lord God open the eyes of the deceived.
You're the one with the blinders, Mr. Ed. You can take them off anytime.
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Dr. Smartass
BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
"And the knowledge that they fear
Is a weapon to be used against them."
--Rush, "The Weapon"
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| User: "Woden" |
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29 Oct 2003 07:00:04 PM |
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"~oddball" <mme@mynet.net> wrote in
news:XBJnb.88519$5n.1908@bignews5.bellsouth.net:
"> > May the Lord have mercy on your misguided souls
You don't even know when you're being funny, do you?
--
Dr. Smartass
BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
What seems funny now will cause you great lamentation when you reach
your end. Open your eyes and your heart, then repent. The Lord does
love you, and he will forgive you. Even if you don't think he will. He
can see through the smart ***** facade you use to shield your fear. Come
to the Lord as I did son, and you will no longer need to be acting the
fool to hide your fear.
What a "loving god" you worship! One who resorts to coersion and
extortion to gain followers. I guess you people really like worshiping
the "Don" of dieties.
May The Lord God open the eyes of the deceived.
If he did that, xianity would disappear.
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Woden
"religion is a socio-political institution for the control of
people's thoughts, lives, and actions; based on
ancient myths and superstitions perpetrated through
generations of subtle yet pervasive brainwashing."
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| User: "stoney" |
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30 Oct 2003 02:57:40 PM |
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On Thu, 30 Oct 2003 01:00:04 -0000, Woden <woden@charter.net>, Message
ID: <Xns9423CB7581176wodencharternet@216.168.3.44> wrote in alt.atheism;
"~oddball" <mme@mynet.net> wrote in
news:XBJnb.88519$5n.1908@bignews5.bellsouth.net:
"> > May the Lord have mercy on your misguided souls
You don't even know when you're being funny, do you?
--
Dr. Smartass
BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
What seems funny now will cause you great lamentation when you reach
your end. Open your eyes and your heart, then repent. The Lord does
love you, and he will forgive you. Even if you don't think he will. He
can see through the smart ***** facade you use to shield your fear. Come
to the Lord as I did son, and you will no longer need to be acting the
fool to hide your fear.
What a "loving god" you worship! One who resorts to coersion and
extortion to gain followers. I guess you people really like worshiping
the "Don" of dieties.
What morons like oddball forget or don't think about are two items.
1) That after a lifetime of grovelling and sucking hind tit being
tossed into the eternal torture chamber is good.
2) All the other older deity constructs which have promised eternally
dire consequences for not worshipping them.
May The Lord God open the eyes of the deceived.
If he did that, xianity would disappear.
Yes.
Stoney
"Designated Rascal and Rapscallion
and
SCAMPERMEISTER!"
When in doubt, SCAMPER about!
When things are fair, SCAMPER everywhere!
When things are rough, can't SCAMPER enough!
/end humour alert
alt.atheism military veteran #11
{so much for the 'no atheists in foxholes' rubbish}
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30 Oct 2003 03:42:16 PM |
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"~oddball" <mme@mynet.net> wrote in message
news:XBJnb.88519$5n.1908@bignews5.bellsouth.net...
"> > May the Lord have mercy on your misguided souls
You don't even know when you're being funny, do you?
--
Dr. Smartass
BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
What seems funny now will cause you great lamentation when you reach your
end. Open your eyes and your heart, then repent. The Lord does love you,
and
he will forgive you. Even if you don't think he will. He can see through
the
smart ***** facade you use to shield your fear. Come to the Lord as I did
son,
and you will no longer need to be acting the fool to hide your fear.
May The Lord God open the eyes of the deceived.
Tom: Fear of what? Fear of a figment of your imagination? Just tell me fear
of what? The only thing I fear are the fool followers of "The Lord God".
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| User: "jwk" |
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29 Oct 2003 12:38:42 PM |
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"~oddball" <mme@mynet.net> wrote in message news:<XBJnb.88519$5n.1908@bignews5.bellsouth.net>...
"> > May the Lord have mercy on your misguided souls
You don't even know when you're being funny, do you?
--
Dr. Smartass
BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
What seems funny now will cause you great lamentation when you reach your
end. Open your eyes and your heart, then repent. The Lord does love you, and
he will forgive you. Even if you don't think he will. He can see through the
smart ***** facade you use to shield your fear. Come to the Lord as I did son,
and you will no longer need to be acting the fool to hide your fear.
May The Lord God open the eyes of the deceived.
If he was going to forgive us, why should we repent?
Actually your bible claims that forgiveness isn't necessary, you just
need to be an obsequious little toady and grovel before your "loving"
god. No thanks. I'll take damnation.
jwk
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29 Oct 2003 12:07:47 PM |
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"~oddball" <mme@mynet.net> wrote in message news:<XBJnb.88519$5n.1908@bignews5.bellsouth.net>...
"> > May the Lord have mercy on your misguided souls
You don't even know when you're being funny, do you?
--
Dr. Smartass
BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
What seems funny now will cause you great lamentation when you reach your
end. Open your eyes and your heart, then repent. The Lord does love you, and
he will forgive you. Even if you don't think he will. He can see through the
smart ***** facade you use to shield your fear. Come to the Lord as I did son,
and you will no longer need to be acting the fool to hide your fear.
May The Lord God open the eyes of the deceived.
Well, my impending death will likely cause me soem discomfort as I
near the end, although I hope I will comport myself well. After that,
I won't care.
I am about as worried about your God as you are about being stuck on
the Wheel of Rebirth; namely, not at all. You may rest assured that
while I am not worried about your vengeful god of the desrt or about
Santa's naughty list, I still behave well nearly all the time.
Fear? How much do you fear Thoth?
That's how much we here fear Yahweh. <shrug> Peace be unto you, and
may you find your courage and reason before you die.
--- Kermit
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| User: "Fredric L. Rice" |
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30 Oct 2003 08:34:45 PM |
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"~oddball" <mme@mynet.net> wrote:
"> > May the Lord have mercy on your misguided souls
You don't even know when you're being funny, do you?
What seems funny now will cause you great lamentation when you reach your
end. Open your eyes and your heart, then repent.
Translation: Kiss Hank's *****. }:-}
---
Yes, George W. Bush is an unelected baby killing fascist dictator.
Also: Scientology's International President (Audio files of this
nutter available at http://www.linkline.com/personal/frice )
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| User: "Varicose Brain" |
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29 Oct 2003 01:27:49 PM |
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On Wed, 29 Oct 2003 02:01:17 -0500, "~oddball" <mme@mynet.net> wrote:
What seems funny now will cause you great lamentation when you reach your
end. Open your eyes and your heart, then repent. The Lord does love you, and
he will forgive you. Even if you don't think he will. He can see through the
smart ***** facade you use to shield your fear. Come to the Lord as I did son,
and you will no longer need to be acting the fool to hide your fear.
May The Lord God open the eyes of the deceived.
You mean you want us to worship that murderer in the bible? The one
that committed genocide because the people wouldn't worship him? The
same god that killed the innocent children of Job just because he had
a bet with the devil? The same god that makes a peace offering called
Jesus, yet threatens eternal torture if we don't take him up on this
peace offering?
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On Wed, 29 Oct 2003 02:01:17 -0500, "~oddball" <mme@mynet.net>, Message
ID: <XBJnb.88519$5n.1908@bignews5.bellsouth.net> wrote in alt.atheism;
"> > May the Lord have mercy on your misguided souls
You don't even know when you're being funny, do you?
--
Dr. Smartass
BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
What seems funny now will cause you great lamentation when you reach your
end. Open your eyes and your heart, then repent. The Lord does love you, and
he will forgive you. Even if you don't think he will. He can see through the
smart ***** facade you use to shield your fear. Come to the Lord as I did son,
and you will no longer need to be acting the fool to hide your fear.
May The Lord God open the eyes of the deceived.
Oddball whimpers with his eyes squeezed shut.
I must thank you though for the clear demonstration of your absolute
lack of any human attributes. I'll also point out that with all your
grovelling you will still be lovingly slow roasted for eternity in Hel.
Based on the malevolent xtian superstition there is nothing to repent
for.
Fear? BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAA. So you still haven't outgrown
the 'monster under the bed' and the 'monster-in-the-closet.' (shrug)
What else can be expected from the generally uneducated American
populace.
1 Thessalonians 5 (KJV)
18 In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God
in Christ Jesus concerning you.
Romans 9:[18] Therefore hath he mercy on whom he will have mercy, and
whom he will he hardeneth.
Stoney
"Designated Rascal and Rapscallion
and
SCAMPERMEISTER!"
When in doubt, SCAMPER about!
When things are fair, SCAMPER everywhere!
When things are rough, can't SCAMPER enough!
/end humour alert
alt.atheism military veteran #11
{so much for the 'no atheists in foxholes' rubbish}
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: Christian preacher offers only $20 to 14-year-old boy for oral sex. |
29 Oct 2003 10:50:04 AM |
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On Wed, 29 Oct 2003 02:01:17 -0500, ~oddball wrote:
What seems funny now will cause you great lamentation when you reach your
end.
YAWN.
More threats. Always threats.
--
Mark K. Bilbo
"The computer revolution is over. We lost."
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Christian preacher offers only $20 to 14-year-old boy for oral sex. |
30 Oct 2003 02:54:41 PM |
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On Wed, 29 Oct 2003 10:50:04 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<iskanipa-y@hoo.com>, Message ID:
<pan.2003.10.29.16.50.03.589447@eac.org> wrote in alt.atheism;
On Wed, 29 Oct 2003 02:01:17 -0500, ~oddball wrote:
What seems funny now will cause you great lamentation when you reach your
end.
YAWN.
More threats. Always threats.
(generality alert)
Christians are addicted to them as well as deceit and the sin of Pride.
Threats are xtian 'love.'
Stoney
"Designated Rascal and Rapscallion
and
SCAMPERMEISTER!"
When in doubt, SCAMPER about!
When things are fair, SCAMPER everywhere!
When things are rough, can't SCAMPER enough!
/end humour alert
alt.atheism military veteran #11
{so much for the 'no atheists in foxholes' rubbish}
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| User: "Fredric L. Rice" |
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| Title: Re: Christian preacher offers only $20 to 14-year-old boy for oral sex. |
30 Oct 2003 08:34:03 PM |
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"~oddball" <mme@mynet.net> wrote:
May the Lord have mercy on your misguided souls
Allah does already without your request.
---
Yes, George W. Bush is an unelected baby killing fascist dictator.
Also: Scientology's International President (Audio files of this
nutter available at http://www.linkline.com/personal/frice )
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Christian preacher offers only $20 to 14-year-old boy for oral sex. |
29 Oct 2003 09:23:19 AM |
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In article <V6Jnb.88461$5n.25710@bignews5.bellsouth.net>, ~oddball says...
May the Lord have mercy on your misguided souls
And may you one day grow up and face reality.
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
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| User: "Michelle Malkin" |
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| Title: Re: Christian preacher offers only $20 to 14-year-old boy for oral sex. |
29 Oct 2003 10:37:50 PM |
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On Wed, 29 Oct 2003 01:28:17 -0500, "~oddball" <mme@mynet.net> wrote:
May the Lord have mercy on your misguided souls
What is a soul and can you provide evidence that such a thing exists?
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Christian preacher offers only $20 to 14-year-old boy for oral sex. |
30 Oct 2003 02:58:26 PM |
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On Thu, 30 Oct 2003 04:37:50 GMT, Michelle Malkin
<hypatiab7@earthlink.net>, Message ID:
<vb51qvon87fhvniji7d0vog72glceo869q@4ax.com> wrote in alt.atheism;
On Wed, 29 Oct 2003 01:28:17 -0500, "~oddball" <mme@mynet.net> wrote:
May the Lord have mercy on your misguided souls
What is a soul and can you provide evidence that such a thing exists?
All he can do is flutter his hands, foul his diapers, and drool.
Stoney
"Designated Rascal and Rapscallion
and
SCAMPERMEISTER!"
When in doubt, SCAMPER about!
When things are fair, SCAMPER everywhere!
When things are rough, can't SCAMPER enough!
/end humour alert
alt.atheism military veteran #11
{so much for the 'no atheists in foxholes' rubbish}
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Christian preacher offers only $20 to 14-year-old boy for oral sex. |
31 Oct 2003 06:25:39 PM |
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On Wed, 29 Oct 2003 01:28:17 -0500, "~oddball" <mme@mynet.net>, Message
ID: <V6Jnb.88461$5n.25710@bignews5.bellsouth.net> wrote in alt.atheism;
May the Lord have mercy on your misguided souls
What do I dislike about theism?...Let me count the ways...
I dislike the hypocrisy,
the corruption,
the greed
and the lies.
I dislike the veneration of ignorance,
the glorification of idiocy,
the wild-eyed hatred of progress
and the fear of education, which send the faithful shrieking,
vampire-like, from the light of knowledge.
I dislike the way in which prejudice
is passed off as piety.
The way superstition is peddled as wisdom.
The way intolerance is raised to the lofty heights
of "Truth".
I dislike how hatred is taught as love,
how fear is instilled as kindness,
how slavery is pressed as freedom,
and how contempt for life is dressed up and adored as spirituality.
I dislike the shackles religions place on the mind,
corrupting, twisting and crushing the spirit
until the believer has been brought down to a suitable state
of worthlessness.
So lost and self-loathing, so bereft of hope or pride,
that they can look into the hallucinated face of their imaginary
oppressor
and feel unbounded love and gratitude for the additional suffering
it has declined,
as yet,
to visit upon them.
I dislike people's need for a communal delusion,
like drug addicts who unite just to share the same needle.
I dislike the way reason is reviled as a vice
and reality is decreed to be a matter of convenience.
The way common sense and ordinary human decency
get re-named "holy law" and advertised as the sole province
of the faithful.
I dislike religions' wholesale theft of any number
of ancient mythologies,
only to turn around and proclaim
how "unique" their doctrine is.
I dislike how intelligence is held as suspect
and inquiry is reviled as a high crime.
I dislike the pillaging of the impoverished,
the extortion of the gullible,
the manipulation of the ignorant
and the domination of the weak.
I dislike the invention of sins
for the satisfaction of those who desire to punish.
I dislike the demonization of unbelievers,
The ill-concealed hate of proselytizers,
The hysterical rants of holy rollers,
The wigged-out warnings of psychic healers,
The dismantling of public education via religious school vouchers,
The erosion of civil rights by theocratic right-wingers,
The righteous wrath of gun-toting true believers,
The destruction wrought by holy warriors,
The blood-drenched fatwas of ayatollas,
and the apocalyptic prophesies of unmedicated messiahs.
Most of all, though, I dislike the certain knowledge
that religion,
in one grotesque form or other,
will be with us so long as there is a single dark, cobwebbed corner
of the human imagination
that a believer can stuff a god into.
Alikhat
Kissing Hank's *****
A parable by Rev. Jim Huber. Now available as a pamphlet.
This morning there was a knock at my door. When I
answered the door I found a well groomed, nicely
dressed couple. The man spoke first:
John: "Hi! I'm John, and this is Mary."
Mary: Hi! We're here to invite you to come kiss Hank's ***** with us."
Me: "Pardon me?! What are you talking about? Who's Hank, and why
would I want to kiss His *****?"
John: "If you kiss Hank's *****, He'll give you a million dollars; and if
you
don't,
He'll kick the ***** out of you."
Me: "What? Is this some sort of bizarre mob shake-down?"
John: "Hank is a billionaire philanthropists. Hank built this town. Hank
owns
this town. He can do whatever he wants, and what He wants is to give
you a million dollars, but He can't until you kiss his *****."
Me: "That doesn't make any sense. Why..."
Mary: "Who are you to question Hank's gift? Don't you want a million
dollars?
Isn't it worth a little kiss on the *****?"
Me: "Well maybe, if it's legit, but..."
John: "Then come kiss Hank's ***** with us."
Me: "Do you kiss Hank's ***** often?"
Mary: "Oh yes, all the time..."
Me: "And has He given you a million dollars?"
John: "Well no. You don't actually get the money until you leave town."
Me: "So why don't you just leave town now?"
Mary: "You can't leave until Hank tells you to, or you don't get the
money, and
He kicks the ***** out of you."
Me: "Do you know anyone who kissed Hank's *****, left town, and got the
million dollars?"
John: "My mother kissed Hank's ***** for years. She left town last year,
and
I'm sure she got the money."
Me: "Haven't you talked to her since then?"
John: "Of course not, Hank doesn't allow it."
Me: "So what makes you think He'll actually give you the money if you've
never talked to anyone who got the money?"
Mary: "Well, he gives you a little bit before you leave. Maybe you'll
get a
raise, maybe you'll win a small lotto, maybe you'll just find a
twenty-dollar bill on the street."
Me: "What's that got to do with Hank?"
John: "Hank has certain 'connections.'"
Me: "I'm sorry, but this sounds like some sort of bizarre con game."
John: "But it's a million dollars, can you really take the chance? And
remember, if you don't kiss Hank's ***** He'll kick the ***** of you."
Me: "Maybe if I could see Hank, talk to Him, get the details straight
from
him..."
Mary: "No one sees Hank, no one talks to Hank."
Me: "Then how do you kiss His *****?"
John: "Sometimes we just blow Him a kiss, and think of His *****. Other
times
we kiss Karl's *****, and he passes it on."
Me: "Who's Karl?"
Mary: "A friend of ours. He's the one who taught us all about kissing
Hank's
*****. All we had to do was take him out to dinner a few times."
Me: "And you just took his word for it when he said there was a Hank,
that
Hank wanted you to kiss His *****, and that Hank would reward you?"
John: "Oh no! Karl has a letter he got from Hank years ago explaining
the
whole thing. Here's a copy; see for yourself."
From the desk of Karl
1. Kiss Hank's ***** and He'll give you a million dollars
when you leave town.
2. Drink only in moderation.
3. Kick the ***** out of people who aren't like you.
4. Eat right.
5. Hank dictated this list Himself.
6. The moon is made of green cheese.
7. Everything Hank says is right.
8. Wash your hands after going to the bathroom.
9. Don't use alcohol.
10, Eat your wieners on buns, no condiments.
11. Kiss Hank's ***** or He'll kick the ***** out of you.
Me: "This appears to be written on Karl's letterhead."
Mary: "Hank didn't have any paper."
Me: "I have a hunch that if we checked we'd find this is Karl's
handwriting."
John: "Of course, Hank dictated it."
Me: "I thought you said no one gets to see Hank?"
Mary: "Not now, but years ago He would talk to some people."
Me: "I thought you said He was a philanthropist. What sort of
philanthropist
kicks the ***** out of people just because they're different?"
Mary: "It's what Hank wants, and Hank's always right."
Me: "How do you figure that?"
Mary: "Item 7 says 'Everything Hank says is right.' That's good enough
for
me!"
Me: "Maybe your friend Karl just made the whole thing up."
John: "No way! Item 5 says 'Hank dictated this list himself.' Besides,
item 2
says 'Use alcohol in moderation,' Item 4 says 'Eat right,' and item 8
says
'Wash your hands after going to the bathroom.' Everyone knows those
things are right, so the rest must be true, too."
Me: "But 9 says 'Don't use alcohol.' which doesn't quite go with item 2,
and
6 says 'The moon is made of green cheese,' which is just plain wrong."
John: "There's no contradiction between 9 and 2, 9 just clarifies 2. As
far as
6
goes, you've never been to the moon, so you can't say for sure."
Me: "Scientists have pretty firmly established that the moon is made of
rock..."
Mary: "But they don't know if the rock came from the Earth, or from out
of
space, so it could just as easily be green cheese."
Me: "I'm not really an expert, but I think the theory that the Moon was
somehow 'captured' by the Earth has been discounted*. Besides, not
knowing where the rock came from doesn't make it cheese."
John: "Aha! You just admitted that scientists make mistakes, but we know
Hank is always right!"
Me: "We do?"
Mary: "Of course we do, Item 5 says so."
Me: "You're saying Hank's always right because the list says so, the
list is
right because Hank dictated it, and we know that Hank dictated it
because the list says so. That's circular logic, no different than
saying
'Hank's right because He says He's right.'"
John: "Now you're getting it! It's so rewarding to see someone come
around
to Hank's way of thinking."
Me: "But...oh, never mind. What's the deal with wieners?"
Mary: She blushes.
John: "Wieners, in buns, no condiments. It's Hank's way. Anything else
is
wrong."
Me: "What if I don't have a bun?"
John: "No bun, no wiener. A wiener without a bun is wrong."
Me: "No relish? No Mustard?"
Mary: She looks positively stricken.
John: He's shouting. "There's no need for such language! Condiments of
any
kind are wrong!"
Me: "So a big pile of sauerkraut with some wieners chopped up in it
would
be out of the question?"
Mary: Sticks her fingers in her ears."I am not listening to this. La la
la, la
la, la
la la."
John: "That's disgusting. Only some sort of evil deviant would eat
that..."
Me: "It's good! I eat it all the time."
Mary: She faints.
John: He catches Mary. "Well, if I'd known you where one of those I
wouldn't have wasted my time. When Hank kicks the ***** out of you I'll
be there, counting my money and laughing. I'll kiss Hank's ***** for you,
you bunless cut-wienered kraut-eater."
With this, John dragged Mary to their waiting car, and sped off.
* Older versions say "I'm not really an expert, but I think the theory
that the
Moon came from the Earth has been discounted. Besides, not knowing where
the
rock came from doesn't make it cheese." Several people have written to
say that
the current theory is that the Moon did indeed come from the Earth. I've
finally gotten around to making the change.
http://www.jhuger.com/kisshank.mv
Copyright © 1997, 1998 Jim Huber all rights reserved.
Stoney
"Designated Rascal and Rapscallion
and
SCAMPERMEISTER!"
When in doubt, SCAMPER about!
When things are fair, SCAMPER everywhere!
When things are rough, can't SCAMPER enough!
/end humour alert
alt.atheism military veteran #11
{so much for the 'no atheists in foxholes' rubbish}
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