Why Senator James Mountain Inhofe (R-OK)
voted against the McCain anti-torture amendment
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Inhofe is a loyal Republican Federal Officeholder.
He would never rat out the party with the truth.
So he has spoken of his outrage at the outrage
expressed by real Americans, appalled
as the real production of evidence emerges
from the Injust War Upon Iraq:
America's Torture of Humans
Inhofe has secretly derived a pleasurable warmth and fuzziness
with the discovery that interrogation methodologies of
America's Intelligence Services included the initiation ritual
that every Freshman Republican member of Congress has experienced.
This is simply more proof of the compassion flowing
from the actions of his favorite conservative, Mr. GW Bush.
How could anyone claim that America had engaged in torture with
Acts of Forceful Sodomy using a Chemical Lightstick?
Oh the nostalgic memories of those joyous days
as a newbie representative, back in 1987,
and being totally dominated by the party's elders,
causes a reflexive flashback tightening of his sphincter
in a manner the big *****
hasn't experienced for many a long year.
The frolicking as he drank from filthy toilets.
The gaiety of sleeping in his own urine and feces.
Those moments of surprised eroticism
as he was awakened with a charged service revolver's muzzle
within his mouth, and ordered to simulate fellatio with it.
The explosive release of his repressed sado/masochistic sexuality
as he was finally allowed harmonious climax with
his fellow freshmen GOP representatives in coerced circle jerks.
The life of a Republican politician
was fraught with such untold secret fun,
how could Jim ever be anything
but loyal to the party first and foremost?
Mr. Inhofe, refresh my memory please.
Under which article of the Constitution
do you claim the right to steal life and liberty
from humans who have not been given due process of law,
and whom the Administration has been a miserable failure
at proving are guilty of terroristic acts,
beyond a reasonable doubt in an open courtroom?
Do Not Do It In My Name.
Do Not Claim It Is For "The Children".
Stick that godamned chemical light stick
deep up inside of your own cavernous *****,
because it is transparently clear;
Your Mind Resides in the Darkness.
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Is James Inhofe sentient?
Google was searched using the string "Inhofe"
along with several synonyms of dumb.
Granted, some of the results
are not referring to the Senator himself,
but Inhofe isn't a common name,
and many of the results do reference his intelligence.
Here are the results:
Search string - {Inhofe AND Stupid} - about 39,900 results
<http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&q=inhofe+stupid&btnG=Search>
Search string - {Inhofe AND Idiot} - about 19,200 results
<http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&q=inhofe+idiot&btnG=Search>
Search string - {Inhofe AND Dumb} - about 19,100 results
<http://www.google.com/search?q=inhofe+dumb&hl=en&lr=&start=20&sa=N>
Search string - {Inhofe AND Ignorant} - about 17,900 results
<http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&q=inhofe+ignorant&btnG=Search>
Search string - {Inhofe AND Retarded} - about 1,580 results
<http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&q=inhofe+retarded&btnG=Search>
Search string - {Inhofe AND Clueless} - about 887 results
<http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&q=inhofe+clueless&btnG=Search>
Search string - {Inhofe AND Moron} - about 876 results
<http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&q=inhofe+moron&btnG=Search>
Search string - {Inhofe AND Brainless} - about 699 results
<http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&q=inhofe+brainless&btnG=Search>
Search string - {Inhofe AND Bonehead} - about 566 results
<http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&q=inhofe+bonehead&btnG=Search>
Search string - {Inhofe AND Cretin} - about 382 results
<http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&q=inhofe+cretin&btnG=Search>
As a Control:
Search string - {Inhofe} - about 785,000 results
<http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=Inhofe&btnG=Google+Search>
Even giving a good deal of slack for overlapping terms in one page;
plus allowing for many terms, I'm sure I did not search,
it must be near 1 page in 10 that rerers to him as a fool.
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