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"Steve" |
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19 Nov 2003 09:59:39 PM |
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christianity enters the...umm... space age |
http://www.blessitt.com/crossinspace/index.html
hope i can last until the launch...then all will be well :-)
--
Steve
The Earth is degenerating these days. Bribery and corruption abound.
Children no longer mind their parents, every man wants to write a book, and
it is evident that the end of the world is fast approaching.
- Assyrian Stone Tablet, c.2800BC
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| User: "Nakas" |
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| Title: Re: christianity enters the...umm... space age |
19 Nov 2003 10:49:51 PM |
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"Steve" <dontbother@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:bphanl$8d0$1@lust.ihug.co.nz...
http://www.blessitt.com/crossinspace/index.html
hope i can last until the launch...then all will be well :-)
Hmm, they've sent one bible into space so far... I guess it's a start.
What they really need to do is send the fundies up there.
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| User: "the cutest atheist" |
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| Title: Re: christianity enters the...umm... space age |
20 Nov 2003 04:55:46 AM |
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"Nakas" <nakas@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:PJXub.54453$Dw6.294158@attbi_s02...
"Steve" <dontbother@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:bphanl$8d0$1@lust.ihug.co.nz...
http://www.blessitt.com/crossinspace/index.html
hope i can last until the launch...then all will be well :-)
Hmm, they've sent one bible into space so far... I guess it's a start.
What they really need to do is send the fundies up there.
I thought it was a parody...seems it's a genuine kook, which proves that old
addage I guess....
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| User: "*nemo*" |
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| Title: Re: christianity enters the...umm... space age |
20 Nov 2003 05:21:07 AM |
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In article <S41vb.18995$aT.11669@news-server.bigpond.net.au>,
"the cutest atheist" <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote:
"Nakas" <nakas@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:PJXub.54453$Dw6.294158@attbi_s02...
"Steve" <dontbother@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:bphanl$8d0$1@lust.ihug.co.nz...
http://www.blessitt.com/crossinspace/index.html
hope i can last until the launch...then all will be well :-)
Hmm, they've sent one bible into space so far... I guess it's a start.
What they really need to do is send the fundies up there.
I thought it was a parody...seems it's a genuine kook, which proves that old
addage I guess....
That's right. There's no real need to parody religious nuts. They're
living, breathing parodies of normal humans already.
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Nemo - EAC Commissioner for Bible Belt Underwater Operations.
Atheist #1331 (the Palindrome of doom!)
BAAWA Knight! - One of those warm Southern Knights, y'all!
Charter member, SMASH!!
http://home.earthlink.net/~jehdjh/Relpg.html
Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus
Quotemeister since March 2002
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| User: "Marc Satterwhite" |
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| Title: Re: christianity enters the...umm... space age |
20 Nov 2003 12:27:33 PM |
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the cutest atheist wrote:
"Nakas" <nakas@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:PJXub.54453$Dw6.294158@attbi_s02...
"Steve" <dontbother@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:bphanl$8d0$1@lust.ihug.co.nz...
http://www.blessitt.com/crossinspace/index.html
hope i can last until the launch...then all will be well :-)
Hmm, they've sent one bible into space so far... I guess it's a start.
What they really need to do is send the fundies up there.
I thought it was a parody...seems it's a genuine kook, which proves that old
addage I guess....
No, I think it's probably for real. Arthur Blessit is described on the site
as:
"the man that carried the cross around the world in every nation" so I guess
outer space is the next logical step.
I've seen on him on TBN. Pretty out there.
best, Marc
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| User: "*nemo*" |
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| Title: Re: christianity enters the...umm... space age |
20 Nov 2003 05:20:00 AM |
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In article <PJXub.54453$Dw6.294158@attbi_s02>,
"Nakas" <nakas@comcast.net> wrote:
"Steve" <dontbother@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:bphanl$8d0$1@lust.ihug.co.nz...
http://www.blessitt.com/crossinspace/index.html
hope i can last until the launch...then all will be well :-)
Hmm, they've sent one bible into space so far... I guess it's a start.
What they really need to do is send the fundies up there.
You mean without the benefit of a space capsule, I assume? {;-)
--
Nemo - EAC Commissioner for Bible Belt Underwater Operations.
Atheist #1331 (the Palindrome of doom!)
BAAWA Knight! - One of those warm Southern Knights, y'all!
Charter member, SMASH!!
http://home.earthlink.net/~jehdjh/Relpg.html
Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus
Quotemeister since March 2002
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| User: "Nakas" |
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| Title: Re: christianity enters the...umm... space age |
20 Nov 2003 01:07:03 PM |
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"*nemo*" <nemo0037@yahoo.dieSPAM.com> wrote in message
news:nemo0037-9F8995.06194020112003@news06.east.earthlink.net...
In article <PJXub.54453$Dw6.294158@attbi_s02>,
"Nakas" <nakas@comcast.net> wrote:
"Steve" <dontbother@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:bphanl$8d0$1@lust.ihug.co.nz...
http://www.blessitt.com/crossinspace/index.html
hope i can last until the launch...then all will be well :-)
Hmm, they've sent one bible into space so far... I guess it's a start.
What they really need to do is send the fundies up there.
You mean without the benefit of a space capsule, I assume? {;-)
Maybe we should make them a moon colony. Then we could visit them 20 years
later and see if they've reverted all the way back to the stone age, or only
back to the bronze age.
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| User: "Denis Loubet" |
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| Title: Re: christianity enters the...umm... space age |
20 Nov 2003 10:59:23 AM |
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"*nemo*" <nemo0037@yahoo.dieSPAM.com> wrote in message
news:nemo0037-9F8995.06194020112003@news06.east.earthlink.net...
In article <PJXub.54453$Dw6.294158@attbi_s02>,
"Nakas" <nakas@comcast.net> wrote:
"Steve" <dontbother@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:bphanl$8d0$1@lust.ihug.co.nz...
http://www.blessitt.com/crossinspace/index.html
hope i can last until the launch...then all will be well :-)
Hmm, they've sent one bible into space so far... I guess it's a start.
What they really need to do is send the fundies up there.
You mean without the benefit of a space capsule, I assume? {;-)
And utilizing a giant cannon instead of a rocket.
--
Denis Loubet
dloubet@io.com
http://www.io.com/~dloubet
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| User: "Mekkala" |
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| Title: Re: christianity enters the...umm... space age |
20 Nov 2003 10:55:08 AM |
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On 20 Nov 2003, *nemo* <nemo0037@yahoo.dieSPAM.com> screwed up his face,
groaned, pushed hard, and farted out the following message in
news:nemo0037-9F8995.06194020112003@news06.east.earthlink.net:
In article <PJXub.54453$Dw6.294158@attbi_s02>,
"Nakas" <nakas@comcast.net> wrote:
"Steve" <dontbother@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:bphanl$8d0$1@lust.ihug.co.nz...
http://www.blessitt.com/crossinspace/index.html
hope i can last until the launch...then all will be well :-)
Hmm, they've sent one bible into space so far... I guess it's a start.
What they really need to do is send the fundies up there.
You mean without the benefit of a space capsule, I assume? {;-)
Well, of course. They won't need any protection other than the arms of
their Almighty God. To say otherwise would be blasphemy, and considering
that we atheists are probably already far enough on God's bad side, we
ought to try to avoid blasphemy whenever we can.
--
Mekkala, Atheist #2148
"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized
I was talking to myself!"
--Peter O'Toole.
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: christianity enters the...umm... space age |
25 Nov 2003 12:31:25 PM |
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On Thu, 20 Nov 2003 11:20:00 GMT, *nemo* <nemo0037@yahoo.dieSPAM.com>,
Message ID: <nemo0037-9F8995.06194020112003@news06.east.earthlink.net>
wrote in alt.atheism;
In article <PJXub.54453$Dw6.294158@attbi_s02>,
"Nakas" <nakas@comcast.net> wrote:
"Steve" <dontbother@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:bphanl$8d0$1@lust.ihug.co.nz...
http://www.blessitt.com/crossinspace/index.html
hope i can last until the launch...then all will be well :-)
Hmm, they've sent one bible into space so far... I guess it's a start.
What they really need to do is send the fundies up there.
You mean without the benefit of a space capsule, I assume? {;-)
Why not? After all, "God will provide"........
Stoney
"Designated Rascal and Rapscallion
and
SCAMPERMEISTER!"
When in doubt, SCAMPER about!
When things are fair, SCAMPER everywhere!
When things are rough, can't SCAMPER enough!
/end humour alert
alt.atheism military veteran #11
{so much for the 'no atheists in foxholes' rubbish}
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| User: "FatherFAK" |
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| Title: Re: christianity enters the...umm... space age |
20 Nov 2003 05:51:44 AM |
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"Steve" <dontbother@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:<bphanl$8d0$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>...
http://www.blessitt.com/crossinspace/index.html
hope i can last until the launch...then all will be well :-)
I have to thank the people responsible for that site. I laugh so
infrequently over here in Earth's armpit.
FatherFAK
aa#2096
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: christianity enters the...umm... space age |
25 Nov 2003 12:33:58 PM |
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On 20 Nov 2003 03:51:44 -0800, (FatherFAK),
Message ID: <d3335a07.0311200351.1d36a077@posting.google.com> wrote in
alt.atheism;
"Steve" <dontbother@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:<bphanl$8d0$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>...
http://www.blessitt.com/crossinspace/index.html
hope i can last until the launch...then all will be well :-)
I have to thank the people responsible for that site. I laugh so
infrequently over here in Earth's armpit.
I was going to ask, Minot?, the I saw the US Army bit.
Stoney
"Designated Rascal and Rapscallion
and
SCAMPERMEISTER!"
When in doubt, SCAMPER about!
When things are fair, SCAMPER everywhere!
When things are rough, can't SCAMPER enough!
/end humour alert
alt.atheism military veteran #11
{so much for the 'no atheists in foxholes' rubbish}
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| User: "Blast Femur" |
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| Title: Re: christianity enters the...umm... space age |
19 Nov 2003 09:48:25 PM |
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(Steve) wrote in <bphanl$8d0$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:
http://www.blessitt.com/crossinspace/index.html
hope i can last until the launch...then all will be well :-)
I predict it will be taken out by an asteroid sent by Allah.
--
Blast Femur
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"A long time ago, God made a Divine Plan. Gave it a lot of thought, decided
it was a good plan, put it into practice. And for billions and billions of
years, the Divine Plan has been doing just fine. Now, you come along, and
pray for something. Well suppose the thing you want isn't in God's Divine
Plan? What do you want Him to do? Change His plan? Just for you? Doesn't it
seem a little arrogant? It's a Divine Plan. What's the use of being God if
every run-down shmuck with a two-dollar prayerbook can come along and *****
up Your Plan?"
-- George Carlin (NYC, 2/6/99)
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| User: "towelie" |
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| Title: Re: christianity enters the...umm... space age |
19 Nov 2003 10:53:22 PM |
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TV's Steve wrote:
http://www.blessitt.com/crossinspace/index.html
Maybe it will appear to be upside down from certain vantage points.
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Swayin' to the rhythm of the new world order
Count the bodies like sheep to the rhythm of the war drum
aa #2133
apatriot #19
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| User: "towelie" |
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| Title: Re: christianity enters the...umm... space age |
19 Nov 2003 11:00:05 PM |
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TV's towelie wrote:
TV's Steve wrote:
http://www.blessitt.com/crossinspace/index.html
Maybe it will appear to be upside down from certain vantage points.
I should read it more thoroughly next time. The cross won't even be visible
from earth? What's the freaking point then?
--
Swayin' to the rhythm of the new world order
Count the bodies like sheep to the rhythm of the war drum
aa #2133
apatriot #19
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| User: "Nakas" |
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| Title: Re: christianity enters the...umm... space age |
19 Nov 2003 11:14:14 PM |
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"towelie" <bugoNOSPAM@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:bphhoo$1omphi$1@ID-138129.news.uni-berlin.de...
TV's towelie wrote:
TV's Steve wrote:
http://www.blessitt.com/crossinspace/index.html
Maybe it will appear to be upside down from certain vantage points.
I should read it more thoroughly next time. The cross won't even be
visible
from earth? What's the freaking point then?
I wonder if it's possible to use a giant red laser to project a pentagram
onto the moon during a solar eclipse as the shadow passes over the bible
belt.
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| User: "shund" |
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| Title: Re: christianity enters the...umm... space age |
20 Nov 2003 10:50:48 AM |
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"Nakas" <nakas@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:G4Yub.54573$Dw6.300777@attbi_s02...
"towelie" <bugoNOSPAM@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:bphhoo$1omphi$1@ID-138129.news.uni-berlin.de...
TV's towelie wrote:
TV's Steve wrote:
http://www.blessitt.com/crossinspace/index.html
Maybe it will appear to be upside down from certain vantage points.
I should read it more thoroughly next time. The cross won't even be
visible
from earth? What's the freaking point then?
I wonder if it's possible to use a giant red laser to project a pentagram
onto the moon during a solar eclipse as the shadow passes over the bible
belt.
You could just get a relatively nice laser, position yourself in some
densely populated bible-thumping community, wait for a cloudy night, and
shine the laser on the clouds. Some are easily visible when shone on clouds
10mi. high.
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| User: "jwk" |
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| Title: Re: christianity enters the...umm... space age |
20 Nov 2003 08:52:00 AM |
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"Nakas" <nakas@comcast.net> wrote in message news:<G4Yub.54573$Dw6.300777@attbi_s02>...
"towelie" <bugoNOSPAM@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:bphhoo$1omphi$1@ID-138129.news.uni-berlin.de...
TV's towelie wrote:
TV's Steve wrote:
http://www.blessitt.com/crossinspace/index.html
Maybe it will appear to be upside down from certain vantage points.
I should read it more thoroughly next time. The cross won't even be
visible
from earth? What's the freaking point then?
I wonder if it's possible to use a giant red laser to project a pentagram
onto the moon during a solar eclipse as the shadow passes over the bible
belt.
I believe they still scatter too much. You might try one from lunar
orbit, but that would be rather expensive.
jwk
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: christianity enters the...umm... space age |
20 Nov 2003 12:29:19 AM |
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In article <bphhoo$1omphi$1@ID-138129.news.uni-berlin.de>,
"towelie" <bugoNOSPAM@hotmail.com> wrote:
TV's towelie wrote:
TV's Steve wrote:
http://www.blessitt.com/crossinspace/index.html
Maybe it will appear to be upside down from certain vantage points.
I should read it more thoroughly next time. The cross won't even be visible
from earth? What's the freaking point then?
The same as other useless religous exercises. There ain't none.
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John Hachmann, aa #1782
- Question authority. Now more than ever. -
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: christianity enters the...umm... space age |
25 Nov 2003 12:32:08 PM |
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On Wed, 19 Nov 2003 23:00:05 -0600, "towelie" <bugoNOSPAM@hotmail.com>,
Message ID: <bphhoo$1omphi$1@ID-138129.news.uni-berlin.de> wrote in
alt.atheism;
TV's towelie wrote:
TV's Steve wrote:
http://www.blessitt.com/crossinspace/index.html
Maybe it will appear to be upside down from certain vantage points.
I should read it more thoroughly next time. The cross won't even be visible
from earth? What's the freaking point then?
There isn't one, just like theism.
Stoney
"Designated Rascal and Rapscallion
and
SCAMPERMEISTER!"
When in doubt, SCAMPER about!
When things are fair, SCAMPER everywhere!
When things are rough, can't SCAMPER enough!
/end humour alert
alt.atheism military veteran #11
{so much for the 'no atheists in foxholes' rubbish}
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| User: "Steve" |
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| Title: Re: christianity enters the...umm... space age |
20 Nov 2003 12:01:54 AM |
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The blessing will shower down on us....
but i wouldnt be boasting about 4 inch wood :-)
--
Steve
The Earth is degenerating these days. Bribery and corruption abound.
Children no longer mind their parents, every man wants to write a book, and
it is evident that the end of the world is fast approaching.
- Assyrian Stone Tablet, c.2800BC
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: christianity enters the...umm... space age |
25 Nov 2003 12:32:51 PM |
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On Thu, 20 Nov 2003 17:01:54 +1100, "Steve" <dontbother@hotmail.com>,
Message ID: <bphhss$f4l$1@lust.ihug.co.nz> wrote in alt.atheism;
The blessing will shower down on us....
but i wouldnt be boasting about 4 inch wood :-)
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stoney
"Designated Rascal and Rapscallion
and
SCAMPERMEISTER!"
When in doubt, SCAMPER about!
When things are fair, SCAMPER everywhere!
When things are rough, can't SCAMPER enough!
/end humour alert
alt.atheism military veteran #11
{so much for the 'no atheists in foxholes' rubbish}
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| User: "Fear gan dia" |
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| Title: Re: christianity enters the...umm... space age |
19 Nov 2003 10:16:04 PM |
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Verily verily I say unto you, it is written by "Steve" <dontbother@hotmail.com>
in <bphanl$8d0$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:
# http://www.blessitt.com/crossinspace/index.html
#
# hope i can last until the launch...then all will be well :-)
Where's "Star wars" when you need it?
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Fear gan dia # http://goddamliberal.port5.com # U5 and proud of it!
WORK HARDER - millionaires on corporate welfare depend on you.
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