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"Antonio Forza" |
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21 Apr 2006 09:32:43 AM |
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Christianity is a Joke |
The whole premise of christianity really is stupid. There is an all
powerful god who got pissed because the people he created were doing
wrong, so he sent his son (who is really him) down to be killed by
them. WTF? If god had half a brain, he should be even MORE pissed that
we tortured and killed his son.
Of course, since god is supposed to be perfect, if we do wrong it is
because he created us defectively. A perfect being would have perfect
creations, who would use their free will perfectly.
It makes no sense to say that a perfect, omniscient creator was
angered because he didn't like the things his creations were doing.
If he is omniscient, he knew what they would eventually do at the time
they were created, and could have simply made them differently if he
wanted a different result.
I say it is time god got off his big fat *****, and took responsibility
for this mess he made down here, rather than blaming US for his
mistakes.
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Mental Anarchy - Free Your Mind
http://mentalanarchy.com
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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| Title: Re: Christianity is a Joke |
21 Apr 2006 02:58:19 PM |
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Doug Webber wrote:
We are the ones who make the mistakes and should take responsibility
for our actions, not God. To acknowledge our mistakes, and recognize
we are wrong, is the first step. Then action can be taken to correct
it. Acknowledging one's sins, and turning away from them, is the first
step in the Christian life. That is why the gospels begin with the
message of repentance and baptism.
Unfortunately, the second step is to create an artificial forgiver,
instead of seeking forgiveness from those you have wronged.
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Uncle Vic
aa#2011
Member, Earthquack's 666 club
Supervisor, EAC department of little adhesive-backed shiny plastic
L-shaped doo-dads to add feet to Jesus Fish department
It is safe to say that the bible contains equal amounts of fact, history
and pizza.
-Penn Jillette
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| User: "Doug Webber" |
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| Title: Re: Christianity is a Joke |
21 Apr 2006 03:40:11 PM |
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Uncle Vic wrote:
Doug Webber wrote:
We are the ones who make the mistakes and should take responsibility
for our actions, not God. To acknowledge our mistakes, and recognize
we are wrong, is the first step. Then action can be taken to correct
it. Acknowledging one's sins, and turning away from them, is the first
step in the Christian life. That is why the gospels begin with the
message of repentance and baptism.
Unfortunately, the second step is to create an artificial forgiver,
instead of seeking forgiveness from those you have wronged.
Jesus said something different:
Therefore, if you are offering your gift at the altar and there
remember that your brother has something against you, leave your gift
there in front of the altar. First go and be reconciled to your
brother; then come and offer your gift. (Matt. 5:23-24)
For if you forgive men when they sin against you, your heavenly Father
will also forgive you. But if you do not forgive men their sins, your
Father will not forgive your sins. (Matt 6:14-15)
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| User: "Al Smith" |
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| Title: Re: Christianity is a Joke |
21 Apr 2006 04:14:41 PM |
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Jesus said something different:
Therefore, if you are offering your gift at the altar and there
remember that your brother has something against you, leave your gift
there in front of the altar. First go and be reconciled to your
brother; then come and offer your gift. (Matt. 5:23-24)
For if you forgive men when they sin against you, your heavenly Father
will also forgive you. But if you do not forgive men their sins, your
Father will not forgive your sins. (Matt 6:14-15)
Interesting bit of logic here. We, as humans, are supposed to
forgive the sins of others because it's the enlightned, godly
thing to do. However, if we fail to forgive them for their sins,
and go before God, he will not forgive us for our sin of failing
to forgive other men for their sins. Does that make God unenlightened?
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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21 Apr 2006 04:44:55 PM |
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Doug Webber wrote:
Uncle Vic wrote:
Doug Webber wrote:
We are the ones who make the mistakes and should take responsibility
for our actions, not God. To acknowledge our mistakes, and recognize
we are wrong, is the first step. Then action can be taken to correct
it. Acknowledging one's sins, and turning away from them, is the first
step in the Christian life. That is why the gospels begin with the
message of repentance and baptism.
Unfortunately, the second step is to create an artificial forgiver,
instead of seeking forgiveness from those you have wronged.
Jesus said something different:
Therefore, if you are offering your gift at the altar and there
remember that your brother has something against you, leave your gift
there in front of the altar. First go and be reconciled to your
brother; then come and offer your gift. (Matt. 5:23-24)
For if you forgive men when they sin against you, your heavenly Father
will also forgive you. But if you do not forgive men their sins, your
Father will not forgive your sins. (Matt 6:14-15)
The bible actually does contain some good advice. But it is rarely if
ever followed. Have you sold everything you own, and given the proceeds
to the poor? Jesus supposedly said that too. Personally, I think
that's bad advice, as is the advice that when faced with a judgment
against you, you should give twice as much. Or that you should love
your enemy - that only ensures you enemy another chance to kill you.
I've been wronged many times. I've never been apologized to by that guy
with the jesus fish on his bumper, who almost ran me off the road, in
fact when confronted they will always insist it was my fault. The guys
that ripped me off in the college parking lot never came back to
apologize, and they were wearing big gold crosses. What the bible says,
and what is practiced are two different entities.
<Adjusting earplugs in anticipation of Bagpipe Concert>
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Uncle Vic
aa#2011
Member, Earthquack's 666 club
Supervisor, EAC department of little adhesive-backed shiny plastic
L-shaped doo-dads to add feet to Jesus Fish department
It is safe to say that the bible contains equal amounts of fact, history
and pizza.
-Penn Jillette
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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21 Apr 2006 09:13:06 PM |
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"Uncle Vic" <address@withheld.com> wrote in message
snip
I've been wronged many times. I've never been apologized to by that guy
with the jesus fish on his bumper, who almost ran me off the road, in fact
when confronted they will always insist it was my fault.
What the heck is up with that? Virtually every time I've been run off the
road, it was by some friggin' soccer mom with a Jesus fish on the back.
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
Atheist ***** Extraordinaire
#1557
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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22 Apr 2006 12:22:35 PM |
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Previously, on alt.atheism, Robibnikoff in episode
<4athpjFulk63U1@individual.net>...
"Uncle Vic" <address@withheld.com> wrote in message snip
I've been wronged many times. I've never been apologized to by that guy
with the jesus fish on his bumper, who almost ran me off the road, in
fact when confronted they will always insist it was my fault.
What the heck is up with that? Virtually every time I've been run off the
road, it was by some friggin' soccer mom with a Jesus fish on the back.
Well you should get out of the way! Remember, *she's with Jeesus!
--
Mark K. Bilbo
--------------------------------------------------
"Corps chief admits to 'design failure'"
(Took them long enough)
http://makeashorterlink.com/?J3EF62DEC
"As hip as it is for outsiders to blame New Orleans
for everything bad that happened during and after
Hurricane Katrina, the truth is that the people
who lived here were much more prepared for a big
storm than the federal government that promised
us flood protection."
http://makeashorterlink.com/?V180525DC
"Everything New Orleans"
http://www.nola.com
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Christianity is a Joke |
22 Apr 2006 09:20:12 PM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:lO-dnQ7xevPG-9fZRVn-tw@megapath.net...
Previously, on alt.atheism, Robibnikoff in episode
<4athpjFulk63U1@individual.net>...
"Uncle Vic" <address@withheld.com> wrote in message snip
I've been wronged many times. I've never been apologized to by that guy
with the jesus fish on his bumper, who almost ran me off the road, in
fact when confronted they will always insist it was my fault.
What the heck is up with that? Virtually every time I've been run off the
road, it was by some friggin' soccer mom with a Jesus fish on the back.
Well you should get out of the way! Remember, *she's with Jeesus!
Well, I've got a Darwin fish on the back of my car and I don't run anyone
off the road, so there!
Um, I'm sure there was a point in there somewhere. I hope to locate it
eventually ;)
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
Atheist ***** Extraordinaire
#1557
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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23 Apr 2006 10:40:32 AM |
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Previously, on alt.atheism, Robibnikoff in episode
<4b06itFv8illU1@individual.net>...
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:lO-dnQ7xevPG-9fZRVn-tw@megapath.net...
Previously, on alt.atheism, Robibnikoff in episode
<4athpjFulk63U1@individual.net>...
"Uncle Vic" <address@withheld.com> wrote in message snip
I've been wronged many times. I've never been apologized to by that
guy with the jesus fish on his bumper, who almost ran me off the road,
in fact when confronted they will always insist it was my fault.
What the heck is up with that? Virtually every time I've been run off
the road, it was by some friggin' soccer mom with a Jesus fish on the
back.
Well you should get out of the way! Remember, *she's with Jeesus!
Well, I've got a Darwin fish on the back of my car and I don't run anyone
off the road, so there!
Um, I'm sure there was a point in there somewhere. I hope to locate it
eventually ;)
Whaddya mean "point?" Since when's that had anything to do with this place?
--
Mark K. Bilbo
--------------------------------------------------
"Corps chief admits to 'design failure'"
(Took them long enough)
http://makeashorterlink.com/?J3EF62DEC
"As hip as it is for outsiders to blame New Orleans
for everything bad that happened during and after
Hurricane Katrina, the truth is that the people
who lived here were much more prepared for a big
storm than the federal government that promised
us flood protection."
http://makeashorterlink.com/?V180525DC
"Everything New Orleans"
http://www.nola.com
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Christianity is a Joke |
23 Apr 2006 11:47:42 AM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:1p6dnUNBffBtAtbZRVn-rw@megapath.net...
Previously, on alt.atheism, Robibnikoff in episode
<4b06itFv8illU1@individual.net>...
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:lO-dnQ7xevPG-9fZRVn-tw@megapath.net...
Previously, on alt.atheism, Robibnikoff in episode
<4athpjFulk63U1@individual.net>...
"Uncle Vic" <address@withheld.com> wrote in message snip
I've been wronged many times. I've never been apologized to by that
guy with the jesus fish on his bumper, who almost ran me off the road,
in fact when confronted they will always insist it was my fault.
What the heck is up with that? Virtually every time I've been run off
the road, it was by some friggin' soccer mom with a Jesus fish on the
back.
Well you should get out of the way! Remember, *she's with Jeesus!
Well, I've got a Darwin fish on the back of my car and I don't run anyone
off the road, so there!
Um, I'm sure there was a point in there somewhere. I hope to locate it
eventually ;)
Whaddya mean "point?" Since when's that had anything to do with this
place?
Ah, yes, I see your point. ;)
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
Atheist ***** Extraordinaire
#1557
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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| Title: Re: Christianity is a Joke |
21 Apr 2006 09:42:35 PM |
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Robibnikoff wrote:
"Uncle Vic" <address@withheld.com> wrote in message
snip
I've been wronged many times. I've never been apologized to by that guy
with the jesus fish on his bumper, who almost ran me off the road, in fact
when confronted they will always insist it was my fault.
What the heck is up with that? Virtually every time I've been run off the
road, it was by some friggin' soccer mom with a Jesus fish on the back.
And a cell phone, and a carload of screaming pre-schoolers. They're
distracted drivers, they don't see you coming, then they think you're
the crazy one that almost caused the accident when you seemingly appear
out of nowhere. I'm seeing more and more "Hang up and drive" bumper
stickers in this state. I wish we would wise up like NY.
--
Uncle Vic
aa#2011
Member, Earthquack's 666 club
Supervisor, EAC department of little adhesive-backed shiny plastic
L-shaped doo-dads to add feet to Jesus Fish department
It is safe to say that the bible contains equal amounts of fact, history
and pizza.
-Penn Jillette
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| User: "Michael Christ" |
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22 Apr 2006 06:29:21 AM |
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Antonio wrote:
I say it is time god got off his big fat *****, and took responsibility
for this mess he made down here, rather than blaming US for his
mistakes.
He will be getting off His *****. Only you might not like what He does
because He is going to be pissed.
Michael Christ
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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22 Apr 2006 08:06:58 AM |
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"Michael Christ" <oncall@hypermax.net.au> wrote in message
news:1145705361.369717.267640@g10g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
Antonio wrote:
I say it is time god got off his big fat *****, and took responsibility
for this mess he made down here, rather than blaming US for his
mistakes.
He will be getting off His *****. Only you might not like what He does
because He is going to be pissed.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go tell us another fairytale.
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
Atheist ***** Extraordinaire
#1557
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| User: "Michael Christ" |
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23 Apr 2006 12:09:17 AM |
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Michael Christ wrote:
He will be getting off His *****. Only you might not like what He does
because He is going to be pissed.
Robibnikoff wrote:
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go tell us another fairytale.
They said the same thing when they crucified Him. And yet
'grasshopper', sun rise, moon shine, and grass grow, long time, and you
still here listening to tale.
Michael Christ
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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23 Apr 2006 07:36:30 AM |
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"Michael Christ" <oncall@hypermax.net.au> wrote in message
news:1145768957.899963.40000@z34g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
Michael Christ wrote:
He will be getting off His *****. Only you might not like what He does
because He is going to be pissed.
Robibnikoff wrote:
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go tell us another fairytale.
They said the same thing when they crucified Him. And yet
'grasshopper', sun rise, moon shine, and grass grow, long time, and you
still here listening to tale.
Personally I prefer Grimm's fairytales. Much more entertaining.
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
Atheist ***** Extraordinaire
#1557
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| User: "thomas p" |
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24 Apr 2006 07:21:54 AM |
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On Sun, 23 Apr 2006 08:36:30 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"Michael Christ" <oncall@hypermax.net.au> wrote in message
news:1145768957.899963.40000@z34g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
Michael Christ wrote:
He will be getting off His *****. Only you might not like what He does
because He is going to be pissed.
Robibnikoff wrote:
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go tell us another fairytale.
They said the same thing when they crucified Him. And yet
'grasshopper', sun rise, moon shine, and grass grow, long time, and you
still here listening to tale.
Personally I prefer Grimm's fairytales. Much more entertaining.
Not to mention more credible.
Thomas P.
"Life must be lived forwards but understood backwards"
(Kierkegaard)
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| User: "Freight Train Jones" |
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23 Apr 2006 07:42:39 AM |
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Robibnikoff wrote:
Personally I prefer Grimm's fairytales. Much more entertaining.
idiot
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| User: "The Chief Instigator" |
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23 Apr 2006 10:53:15 AM |
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"Freight Train Jones" <bigbadbarry@adelphia.net> writes:
Robibnikoff wrote:
Personally I prefer Grimm's fairytales. Much more entertaining.
idiot
Yes, you are. Could you keep your personal problems to yourself?
--
Patrick "The Chief Instigator" Humphrey (patrick@io.com) Houston, Texas
chiefinstigator.us.tt/aeros.php (TCI's 2005-06 Houston Aeros)
LAST GAME: Houston 3, Peoria 2 (OT) (April 22)
NEXT GAME: Monday, April 24 at Peoria, 7:05 (Game 3)
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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23 Apr 2006 07:52:07 AM |
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"Freight Train Jones" <bigbadbarry@adelphia.net> wrote in message
news:1145796159.093052.255860@i39g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
Robibnikoff wrote:
Personally I prefer Grimm's fairytales. Much more entertaining.
idiot
Fucking ***** - PLONK
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
Atheist ***** Extraordinaire
#1557
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| User: "Christopher A. Lee" |
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23 Apr 2006 02:50:06 AM |
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On 22 Apr 2006 22:09:17 -0700, "Michael Christ"
<oncall@hypermax.net.au> wrote:
Michael Christ wrote:
He will be getting off His *****. Only you might not like what He does
because He is going to be pissed.
Robibnikoff wrote:
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go tell us another fairytale.
They said the same thing when they crucified Him. And yet
'grasshopper', sun rise, moon shine, and grass grow, long time, and you
still here listening to tale.
Don't be so fucking stupid, or so dishonest.
Only because you morons can't kep your stupid yap shut.
Michael Christ
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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23 Apr 2006 08:42:19 PM |
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Previously, on alt.atheism, Michael Christ in episode
<1145768957.899963.40000@z34g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>...
Michael Christ wrote:
He will be getting off His *****. Only you might not like what He does
because He is going to be pissed.
Robibnikoff wrote:
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go tell us another fairytale.
They said the same thing when they crucified Him. And yet 'grasshopper',
sun rise, moon shine, and grass grow, long time, and you still here
listening to tale.
Having trouble with that language thing are you now?
--
Mark K. Bilbo
--------------------------------------------------
"Corps chief admits to 'design failure'"
(Took them long enough)
http://makeashorterlink.com/?J3EF62DEC
"As hip as it is for outsiders to blame New Orleans
for everything bad that happened during and after
Hurricane Katrina, the truth is that the people
who lived here were much more prepared for a big
storm than the federal government that promised
us flood protection."
http://makeashorterlink.com/?V180525DC
"Everything New Orleans"
http://www.nola.com
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| User: "DanielSan" |
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22 Apr 2006 03:02:17 PM |
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Robibnikoff wrote:
"Michael Christ" <oncall@hypermax.net.au> wrote in message
news:1145705361.369717.267640@g10g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
Antonio wrote:
I say it is time god got off his big fat *****, and took responsibility
for this mess he made down here, rather than blaming US for his
mistakes.
He will be getting off His *****. Only you might not like what He does
because He is going to be pissed.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go tell us another fairytale.
Lord Voldemort has returned! Harry Potter said so! And you don't want
to feel the cruciatus curse, I can tell you. You might not like what he
does because he is going to be pissed due to your failure to join the
Deatheaters.
Tell me, how stupid are you? Every logical person is scared of Lord
Voldemort. Why aren't you?
;-)
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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22 Apr 2006 09:23:37 PM |
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"DanielSan" <daniel-san@myrealbox.com> wrote in message
news:444a8a31$0$15368$6d36acad@taz.nntpserver.com...
Robibnikoff wrote:
"Michael Christ" <oncall@hypermax.net.au> wrote in message
news:1145705361.369717.267640@g10g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
Antonio wrote:
I say it is time god got off his big fat *****, and took responsibility
for this mess he made down here, rather than blaming US for his
mistakes.
He will be getting off His *****. Only you might not like what He does
because He is going to be pissed.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go tell us another fairytale.
Lord Voldemort has returned! Harry Potter said so! And you don't want to
feel the cruciatus curse, I can tell you. You might not like what he does
because he is going to be pissed due to your failure to join the
Deatheaters.
Tell me, how stupid are you? Every logical person is scared of Lord
Voldemort. Why aren't you?
Oh, come on! Everyone knows that Lord Valdemort is just Ralph Finnes
without a nose! Sheesh! :)
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
Atheist ***** Extraordinaire
#1557
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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23 Apr 2006 08:42:56 PM |
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Previously, on alt.atheism, Robibnikoff in episode
<4b06paFv2chvU1@individual.net>...
"DanielSan" <daniel-san@myrealbox.com> wrote in message
news:444a8a31$0$15368$6d36acad@taz.nntpserver.com...
Robibnikoff wrote:
"Michael Christ" <oncall@hypermax.net.au> wrote in message
news:1145705361.369717.267640@g10g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
Antonio wrote:
I say it is time god got off his big fat *****, and took responsibility
for this mess he made down here, rather than blaming US for his
mistakes.
He will be getting off His *****. Only you might not like what He does
because He is going to be pissed.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go tell us another fairytale.
Lord Voldemort has returned! Harry Potter said so! And you don't want
to feel the cruciatus curse, I can tell you. You might not like what he
does because he is going to be pissed due to your failure to join the
Deatheaters.
Tell me, how stupid are you? Every logical person is scared of Lord
Voldemort. Why aren't you?
Oh, come on! Everyone knows that Lord Valdemort is just Ralph Finnes
without a nose! Sheesh! :)
HERETIC!!!!!!
--
Mark K. Bilbo
--------------------------------------------------
"Corps chief admits to 'design failure'"
(Took them long enough)
http://makeashorterlink.com/?J3EF62DEC
"As hip as it is for outsiders to blame New Orleans
for everything bad that happened during and after
Hurricane Katrina, the truth is that the people
who lived here were much more prepared for a big
storm than the federal government that promised
us flood protection."
http://makeashorterlink.com/?V180525DC
"Everything New Orleans"
http://www.nola.com
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Christianity is a Joke |
24 Apr 2006 09:14:25 AM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:lN2dnao_xYO9sNHZnZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@megapath.net...
Previously, on alt.atheism, Robibnikoff in episode
<4b06paFv2chvU1@individual.net>...
"DanielSan" <daniel-san@myrealbox.com> wrote in message
news:444a8a31$0$15368$6d36acad@taz.nntpserver.com...
Robibnikoff wrote:
"Michael Christ" <oncall@hypermax.net.au> wrote in message
news:1145705361.369717.267640@g10g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
Antonio wrote:
I say it is time god got off his big fat *****, and took responsibility
for this mess he made down here, rather than blaming US for his
mistakes.
He will be getting off His *****. Only you might not like what He does
because He is going to be pissed.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go tell us another fairytale.
Lord Voldemort has returned! Harry Potter said so! And you don't want
to feel the cruciatus curse, I can tell you. You might not like what he
does because he is going to be pissed due to your failure to join the
Deatheaters.
Tell me, how stupid are you? Every logical person is scared of Lord
Voldemort. Why aren't you?
Oh, come on! Everyone knows that Lord Valdemort is just Ralph Finnes
without a nose! Sheesh! :)
HERETIC!!!!!!
Pardon?!? ;)
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
Atheist ***** Extraordinaire
#1557
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: Christianity is a Joke |
24 Apr 2006 09:57:00 AM |
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Previously, on alt.atheism, Robibnikoff in episode
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:lN2dnao_xYO9sNHZnZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@megapath.net...
Previously, on alt.atheism, Robibnikoff in episode
<4b06paFv2chvU1@individual.net>...
"DanielSan" <daniel-san@myrealbox.com> wrote in message
news:444a8a31$0$15368$6d36acad@taz.nntpserver.com...
Robibnikoff wrote:
"Michael Christ" <oncall@hypermax.net.au> wrote in message
news:1145705361.369717.267640@g10g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
Antonio wrote:
I say it is time god got off his big fat *****, and took
responsibility for this mess he made down here, rather than blaming
US for his mistakes.
He will be getting off His *****. Only you might not like what He does
because He is going to be pissed.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go tell us another fairytale.
Lord Voldemort has returned! Harry Potter said so! And you don't
want to feel the cruciatus curse, I can tell you. You might not like
what he does because he is going to be pissed due to your failure to
join the Deatheaters.
Tell me, how stupid are you? Every logical person is scared of Lord
Voldemort. Why aren't you?
Oh, come on! Everyone knows that Lord Valdemort is just Ralph Finnes
without a nose! Sheesh! :)
HERETIC!!!!!!
Pardon?!? ;)
Who do you think I am? Bill Clinton???
--
Mark K. Bilbo
--------------------------------------------------
"Corps chief admits to 'design failure'"
(Took them long enough)
http://makeashorterlink.com/?J3EF62DEC
"As hip as it is for outsiders to blame New Orleans
for everything bad that happened during and after
Hurricane Katrina, the truth is that the people
who lived here were much more prepared for a big
storm than the federal government that promised
us flood protection."
http://makeashorterlink.com/?V180525DC
"Everything New Orleans"
http://www.nola.com
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Christianity is a Joke |
24 Apr 2006 11:48:45 AM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:rbqdnal5mJOgetHZRVn-qw@megapath.net...
Previously, on alt.atheism, Robibnikoff in episode
<4b44lbFurgttU1@individual.net>...
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:lN2dnao_xYO9sNHZnZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@megapath.net...
Previously, on alt.atheism, Robibnikoff in episode
<4b06paFv2chvU1@individual.net>...
"DanielSan" <daniel-san@myrealbox.com> wrote in message
news:444a8a31$0$15368$6d36acad@taz.nntpserver.com...
Robibnikoff wrote:
"Michael Christ" <oncall@hypermax.net.au> wrote in message
news:1145705361.369717.267640@g10g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
Antonio wrote:
I say it is time god got off his big fat *****, and took
responsibility for this mess he made down here, rather than blaming
US for his mistakes.
He will be getting off His *****. Only you might not like what He does
because He is going to be pissed.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go tell us another fairytale.
Lord Voldemort has returned! Harry Potter said so! And you don't
want to feel the cruciatus curse, I can tell you. You might not like
what he does because he is going to be pissed due to your failure to
join the Deatheaters.
Tell me, how stupid are you? Every logical person is scared of Lord
Voldemort. Why aren't you?
Oh, come on! Everyone knows that Lord Valdemort is just Ralph Finnes
without a nose! Sheesh! :)
HERETIC!!!!!!
Pardon?!? ;)
Who do you think I am? Bill Clinton???
Um....................Okay, gotta go! :)
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
Atheist ***** Extraordinaire
#1557
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: Christianity is a Joke |
24 Apr 2006 12:47:53 PM |
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Previously, on alt.atheism, Robibnikoff in episode
<4b4dmoFub4njU1@individual.net>...
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:rbqdnal5mJOgetHZRVn-qw@megapath.net...
Previously, on alt.atheism, Robibnikoff in episode
<4b44lbFurgttU1@individual.net>...
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:lN2dnao_xYO9sNHZnZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@megapath.net...
Previously, on alt.atheism, Robibnikoff in episode
<4b06paFv2chvU1@individual.net>...
"DanielSan" <daniel-san@myrealbox.com> wrote in message
news:444a8a31$0$15368$6d36acad@taz.nntpserver.com...
Robibnikoff wrote:
"Michael Christ" <oncall@hypermax.net.au> wrote in message
news:1145705361.369717.267640@g10g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
Antonio wrote:
I say it is time god got off his big fat *****, and took
responsibility for this mess he made down here, rather than
blaming US for his mistakes.
He will be getting off His *****. Only you might not like what He
does because He is going to be pissed.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go tell us another fairytale.
Lord Voldemort has returned! Harry Potter said so! And you don't
want to feel the cruciatus curse, I can tell you. You might not
like what he does because he is going to be pissed due to your
failure to join the Deatheaters.
Tell me, how stupid are you? Every logical person is scared of Lord
Voldemort. Why aren't you?
Oh, come on! Everyone knows that Lord Valdemort is just Ralph Finnes
without a nose! Sheesh! :)
HERETIC!!!!!!
Pardon?!? ;)
Who do you think I am? Bill Clinton???
Um....................Okay, gotta go! :)
Oh like I didn't take the precaution of tying your shoelaces together!
--
Mark K. Bilbo
--------------------------------------------------
"Corps chief admits to 'design failure'"
(Took them long enough)
http://makeashorterlink.com/?J3EF62DEC
"As hip as it is for outsiders to blame New Orleans
for everything bad that happened during and after
Hurricane Katrina, the truth is that the people
who lived here were much more prepared for a big
storm than the federal government that promised
us flood protection."
http://makeashorterlink.com/?V180525DC
"Everything New Orleans"
http://www.nola.com
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Christianity is a Joke |
24 Apr 2006 02:02:00 PM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:z7udnXiJHojUktDZRVn-jA@megapath.net...
Previously, on alt.atheism, Robibnikoff in episode
<4b4dmoFub4njU1@individual.net>...
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:rbqdnal5mJOgetHZRVn-qw@megapath.net...
Previously, on alt.atheism, Robibnikoff in episode
<4b44lbFurgttU1@individual.net>...
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:lN2dnao_xYO9sNHZnZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@megapath.net...
Previously, on alt.atheism, Robibnikoff in episode
<4b06paFv2chvU1@individual.net>...
"DanielSan" <daniel-san@myrealbox.com> wrote in message
news:444a8a31$0$15368$6d36acad@taz.nntpserver.com...
Robibnikoff wrote:
"Michael Christ" <oncall@hypermax.net.au> wrote in message
news:1145705361.369717.267640@g10g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
Antonio wrote:
I say it is time god got off his big fat *****, and took
responsibility for this mess he made down here, rather than
blaming US for his mistakes.
He will be getting off His *****. Only you might not like what He
does because He is going to be pissed.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go tell us another fairytale.
Lord Voldemort has returned! Harry Potter said so! And you don't
want to feel the cruciatus curse, I can tell you. You might not
like what he does because he is going to be pissed due to your
failure to join the Deatheaters.
Tell me, how stupid are you? Every logical person is scared of Lord
Voldemort. Why aren't you?
Oh, come on! Everyone knows that Lord Valdemort is just Ralph Finnes
without a nose! Sheesh! :)
HERETIC!!!!!!
Pardon?!? ;)
Who do you think I am? Bill Clinton???
Um....................Okay, gotta go! :)
Oh like I didn't take the precaution of tying your shoelaces together!
Shoelaces? I'm wearing my high-top skull & crossbones slip-ons!!
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
Atheist ***** Extraordinaire
#1557
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: Christianity is a Joke |
24 Apr 2006 02:15:07 PM |
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Previously, on alt.atheism, Robibnikoff in episode
<4b4lgjF103365U1@individual.net>...
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:z7udnXiJHojUktDZRVn-jA@megapath.net...
Previously, on alt.atheism, Robibnikoff in episode
<4b4dmoFub4njU1@individual.net>...
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:rbqdnal5mJOgetHZRVn-qw@megapath.net...
Previously, on alt.atheism, Robibnikoff in episode
<4b44lbFurgttU1@individual.net>...
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:lN2dnao_xYO9sNHZnZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@megapath.net...
Previously, on alt.atheism, Robibnikoff in episode
<4b06paFv2chvU1@individual.net>...
"DanielSan" <daniel-san@myrealbox.com> wrote in message
news:444a8a31$0$15368$6d36acad@taz.nntpserver.com...
Robibnikoff wrote:
"Michael Christ" <oncall@hypermax.net.au> wrote in message
news:1145705361.369717.267640@g10g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
Antonio wrote:
I say it is time god got off his big fat *****, and took
responsibility for this mess he made down here, rather than
blaming US for his mistakes.
He will be getting off His *****. Only you might not like what He
does because He is going to be pissed.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go tell us another fairytale.
Lord Voldemort has returned! Harry Potter said so! And you don't
want to feel the cruciatus curse, I can tell you. You might not
like what he does because he is going to be pissed due to your
failure to join the Deatheaters.
Tell me, how stupid are you? Every logical person is scared of
Lord Voldemort. Why aren't you?
Oh, come on! Everyone knows that Lord Valdemort is just Ralph
Finnes without a nose! Sheesh! :)
HERETIC!!!!!!
Pardon?!? ;)
Who do you think I am? Bill Clinton???
Um....................Okay, gotta go! :)
Oh like I didn't take the precaution of tying your shoelaces together!
Shoelaces? I'm wearing my high-top skull & crossbones slip-ons!!
Huh. I wonder whose shoelaces I tied together...
--
Mark K. Bilbo
--------------------------------------------------
"Corps chief admits to 'design failure'"
(Took them long enough)
http://makeashorterlink.com/?J3EF62DEC
"As hip as it is for outsiders to blame New Orleans
for everything bad that happened during and after
Hurricane Katrina, the truth is that the people
who lived here were much more prepared for a big
storm than the federal government that promised
us flood protection."
http://makeashorterlink.com/?V180525DC
"Everything New Orleans"
http://www.nola.com
.
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Christianity is a Joke |
24 Apr 2006 02:31:12 PM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:Ed2dnXOascEmvtDZnZ2dnUVZ_uidnZ2d@megapath.net...
Previously, on alt.atheism, Robibnikoff in episode
<4b4lgjF103365U1@individual.net>...
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:z7udnXiJHojUktDZRVn-jA@megapath.net...
Previously, on alt.atheism, Robibnikoff in episode
<4b4dmoFub4njU1@individual.net>...
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:rbqdnal5mJOgetHZRVn-qw@megapath.net...
Previously, on alt.atheism, Robibnikoff in episode
<4b44lbFurgttU1@individual.net>...
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:lN2dnao_xYO9sNHZnZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@megapath.net...
Previously, on alt.atheism, Robibnikoff in episode
<4b06paFv2chvU1@individual.net>...
"DanielSan" <daniel-san@myrealbox.com> wrote in message
news:444a8a31$0$15368$6d36acad@taz.nntpserver.com...
Robibnikoff wrote:
"Michael Christ" <oncall@hypermax.net.au> wrote in message
news:1145705361.369717.267640@g10g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
Antonio wrote:
I say it is time god got off his big fat *****, and took
responsibility for this mess he made down here, rather than
blaming US for his mistakes.
He will be getting off His *****. Only you might not like what He
does because He is going to be pissed.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go tell us another fairytale.
Lord Voldemort has returned! Harry Potter said so! And you don't
want to feel the cruciatus curse, I can tell you. You might not
like what he does because he is going to be pissed due to your
failure to join the Deatheaters.
Tell me, how stupid are you? Every logical person is scared of
Lord Voldemort. Why aren't you?
Oh, come on! Everyone knows that Lord Valdemort is just Ralph
Finnes without a nose! Sheesh! :)
HERETIC!!!!!!
Pardon?!? ;)
Who do you think I am? Bill Clinton???
Um....................Okay, gotta go! :)
Oh like I didn't take the precaution of tying your shoelaces together!
Shoelaces? I'm wearing my high-top skull & crossbones slip-ons!!
Huh. I wonder whose shoelaces I tied together...
Did I just hear Dr. Smartass scream?
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
Atheist ***** Extraordinaire
#1557
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