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Topic: Religions > Atheism
User: "Antonio Forza"
Date: 21 Apr 2006 09:32:43 AM
Object: Christianity is a Joke
The whole premise of christianity really is stupid. There is an all
powerful god who got pissed because the people he created were doing
wrong, so he sent his son (who is really him) down to be killed by
them. WTF? If god had half a brain, he should be even MORE pissed that
we tortured and killed his son.
Of course, since god is supposed to be perfect, if we do wrong it is
because he created us defectively. A perfect being would have perfect
creations, who would use their free will perfectly.
It makes no sense to say that a perfect, omniscient creator was
angered because he didn't like the things his creations were doing.
If he is omniscient, he knew what they would eventually do at the time
they were created, and could have simply made them differently if he
wanted a different result.
I say it is time god got off his big fat *****, and took responsibility
for this mess he made down here, rather than blaming US for his
mistakes.
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Antonio wrote:

I say it is time god got off his big fat *****, and took
responsibility for this mess he made down here, rather than
blaming US for his mistakes.


He will be getting off His *****. Only you might not like what
He does because He is going to be pissed.



Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go tell us another fairytale.


Lord Voldemort has returned! Harry Potter said so! And you
don't want to feel the cruciatus curse, I can tell you. You
might not like what he does because he is going to be pissed due
to your failure to join the Deatheaters.

Tell me, how stupid are you? Every logical person is scared of
Lord Voldemort. Why aren't you?


Oh, come on! Everyone knows that Lord Valdemort is just Ralph
Finnes without a nose! Sheesh! :)


HERETIC!!!!!!


Pardon?!? ;)


Who do you think I am? Bill Clinton???


Um....................Okay, gotta go! :)


Oh like I didn't take the precaution of tying your shoelaces together!


Shoelaces? I'm wearing my high-top skull & crossbones slip-ons!!


Huh. I wonder whose shoelaces I tied together...


Did I just hear Dr. Smartass scream?

Yeah but he does that all the time...
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Antonio wrote:

I say it is time god got off his big fat *****, and took
responsibility for this mess he made down here, rather than
blaming US for his mistakes.


He will be getting off His *****. Only you might not like what
He does because He is going to be pissed.



Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go tell us another fairytale.


Lord Voldemort has returned! Harry Potter said so! And you
don't want to feel the cruciatus curse, I can tell you. You
might not like what he does because he is going to be pissed due
to your failure to join the Deatheaters.

Tell me, how stupid are you? Every logical person is scared of
Lord Voldemort. Why aren't you?


Oh, come on! Everyone knows that Lord Valdemort is just Ralph
Finnes without a nose! Sheesh! :)


HERETIC!!!!!!


Pardon?!? ;)


Who do you think I am? Bill Clinton???


Um....................Okay, gotta go! :)


Oh like I didn't take the precaution of tying your shoelaces together!


Shoelaces? I'm wearing my high-top skull & crossbones slip-ons!!


Huh. I wonder whose shoelaces I tied together...


Did I just hear Dr. Smartass scream?


Yeah but he does that all the time...

Hm, true, true.
What's up with that anyway?
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Title: Re: Christianity is a Joke 25 Apr 2006 12:34:39 PM
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Antonio wrote:

I say it is time god got off his big fat *****, and took
responsibility for this mess he made down here, rather than
blaming US for his mistakes.


He will be getting off His *****. Only you might not like what
He does because He is going to be pissed.



Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go tell us another fairytale.


Lord Voldemort has returned! Harry Potter said so! And you
don't want to feel the cruciatus curse, I can tell you. You
might not like what he does because he is going to be pissed
due to your failure to join the Deatheaters.

Tell me, how stupid are you? Every logical person is scared
of Lord Voldemort. Why aren't you?


Oh, come on! Everyone knows that Lord Valdemort is just Ralph
Finnes without a nose! Sheesh! :)


HERETIC!!!!!!


Pardon?!? ;)


Who do you think I am? Bill Clinton???


Um....................Okay, gotta go! :)


Oh like I didn't take the precaution of tying your shoelaces
together!


Shoelaces? I'm wearing my high-top skull & crossbones slip-ons!!


Huh. I wonder whose shoelaces I tied together...


Did I just hear Dr. Smartass scream?


Yeah but he does that all the time...


Hm, true, true.

What's up with that anyway?

No idea. He also does that disturbing laughter thing for no apparent
reason...
--
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--------------------------------------------------
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Title: Re: Christianity is a Joke 25 Apr 2006 01:42:52 PM
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Antonio wrote:

I say it is time god got off his big fat *****, and took
responsibility for this mess he made down here, rather than
blaming US for his mistakes.


He will be getting off His *****. Only you might not like what
He does because He is going to be pissed.



Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go tell us another fairytale.


Lord Voldemort has returned! Harry Potter said so! And you
don't want to feel the cruciatus curse, I can tell you. You
might not like what he does because he is going to be pissed
due to your failure to join the Deatheaters.

Tell me, how stupid are you? Every logical person is scared
of Lord Voldemort. Why aren't you?


Oh, come on! Everyone knows that Lord Valdemort is just Ralph
Finnes without a nose! Sheesh! :)


HERETIC!!!!!!


Pardon?!? ;)


Who do you think I am? Bill Clinton???


Um....................Okay, gotta go! :)


Oh like I didn't take the precaution of tying your shoelaces
together!


Shoelaces? I'm wearing my high-top skull & crossbones slip-ons!!


Huh. I wonder whose shoelaces I tied together...


Did I just hear Dr. Smartass scream?


Yeah but he does that all the time...


Hm, true, true.

What's up with that anyway?


No idea. He also does that disturbing laughter thing for no apparent
reason...

Yeah, it sort of creeps me out - like when the witchling's cat decided to
stick her tongue in my ear about 3:30 this morning ;)
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Title: Re: Christianity is a Joke 25 Apr 2006 04:58:52 PM
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Antonio wrote:

I say it is time god got off his big fat *****, and took
responsibility for this mess he made down here, rather
than blaming US for his mistakes.


He will be getting off His *****. Only you might not like
what He does because He is going to be pissed.



Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go tell us another fairytale.


Lord Voldemort has returned! Harry Potter said so! And you
don't want to feel the cruciatus curse, I can tell you. You
might not like what he does because he is going to be pissed
due to your failure to join the Deatheaters.

Tell me, how stupid are you? Every logical person is scared
of Lord Voldemort. Why aren't you?


Oh, come on! Everyone knows that Lord Valdemort is just
Ralph Finnes without a nose! Sheesh! :)


HERETIC!!!!!!


Pardon?!? ;)


Who do you think I am? Bill Clinton???


Um....................Okay, gotta go! :)


Oh like I didn't take the precaution of tying your shoelaces
together!


Shoelaces? I'm wearing my high-top skull & crossbones slip-ons!!


Huh. I wonder whose shoelaces I tied together...


Did I just hear Dr. Smartass scream?


Yeah but he does that all the time...


Hm, true, true.

What's up with that anyway?


No idea. He also does that disturbing laughter thing for no apparent
reason...


Yeah, it sort of creeps me out - like when the witchling's cat decided to
stick her tongue in my ear about 3:30 this morning ;)

<opens mouth>
<reconsiders>
<closes mouth>
<walks away whistling>
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Title: Re: Christianity is a Joke 26 Apr 2006 09:22:49 AM
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Yeah, it sort of creeps me out - like when the witchling's cat decided to
stick her tongue in my ear about 3:30 this morning ;)


<opens mouth>

<reconsiders>

<closes mouth>

<walks away whistling>

Ha! Knew I'd get you with that one! :)
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Title: Re: Christianity is a Joke 23 Apr 2006 09:00:13 PM
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Antonio wrote:


I say it is time god got off his big fat *****, and took responsibility
for this mess he made down here, rather than blaming US for his
mistakes.


He will be getting off His *****. Only you might not like what He does
because He is going to be pissed.



Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go tell us another fairytale.


Lord Voldemort has returned! Harry Potter said so! And you don't want
to feel the cruciatus curse, I can tell you. You might not like what he
does because he is going to be pissed due to your failure to join the
Deatheaters.

Tell me, how stupid are you? Every logical person is scared of Lord
Voldemort. Why aren't you?


Oh, come on! Everyone knows that Lord Valdemort is just Ralph Finnes
without a nose! Sheesh! :)



HERETIC!!!!!!

Yep. Sounds like Robyn's an idolater, doesn't it? ;-)
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Antonio wrote:


I say it is time god got off his big fat *****, and took responsibility
for this mess he made down here, rather than blaming US for his
mistakes.


He will be getting off His *****. Only you might not like what He does
because He is going to be pissed.



Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go tell us another fairytale.


Lord Voldemort has returned! Harry Potter said so! And you don't want
to feel the cruciatus curse, I can tell you. You might not like what he
does because he is going to be pissed due to your failure to join the
Deatheaters.

Tell me, how stupid are you? Every logical person is scared of Lord
Voldemort. Why aren't you?


Oh, come on! Everyone knows that Lord Valdemort is just Ralph Finnes
without a nose! Sheesh! :)



HERETIC!!!!!!


Yep. Sounds like Robyn's an idolater, doesn't it? ;-)

Okay, someone needs to explain the nasty turn this conversation has taken ;)
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Antonio wrote:



I say it is time god got off his big fat *****, and took responsibility
for this mess he made down here, rather than blaming US for his
mistakes.


He will be getting off His *****. Only you might not like what He does
because He is going to be pissed.



Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go tell us another fairytale.


Lord Voldemort has returned! Harry Potter said so! And you don't want
to feel the cruciatus curse, I can tell you. You might not like what he
does because he is going to be pissed due to your failure to join the
Deatheaters.

Tell me, how stupid are you? Every logical person is scared of Lord
Voldemort. Why aren't you?


Oh, come on! Everyone knows that Lord Valdemort is just Ralph Finnes
without a nose! Sheesh! :)



HERETIC!!!!!!


Yep. Sounds like Robyn's an idolater, doesn't it? ;-)



Okay, someone needs to explain the nasty turn this conversation has taken ;)

Well, as someone who denies Voldemort, I don't expect you to understand.
;-)
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Antonio wrote:


I say it is time god got off his big fat *****, and took
responsibility for this mess he made down here, rather than blaming
US for his mistakes.


He will be getting off His *****. Only you might not like what He does
because He is going to be pissed.



Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go tell us another fairytale.


Lord Voldemort has returned! Harry Potter said so! And you don't want
to feel the cruciatus curse, I can tell you. You might not like what
he does because he is going to be pissed due to your failure to join
the Deatheaters.

Tell me, how stupid are you? Every logical person is scared of Lord
Voldemort. Why aren't you?


Oh, come on! Everyone knows that Lord Valdemort is just Ralph Finnes
without a nose! Sheesh! :)



HERETIC!!!!!!


Yep. Sounds like Robyn's an idolater, doesn't it? ;-)

Well, at least I'm prepared. I have a brand new pack of Bic lighters right
here!
--
Mark K. Bilbo
--------------------------------------------------
"Corps chief admits to 'design failure'"
(Took them long enough)
http://makeashorterlink.com/?J3EF62DEC
"As hip as it is for outsiders to blame New Orleans
for everything bad that happened during and after
Hurricane Katrina, the truth is that the people
who lived here were much more prepared for a big
storm than the federal government that promised
us flood protection."
http://makeashorterlink.com/?V180525DC
"Everything New Orleans"
http://www.nola.com
.
User: "Robibnikoff"

Title: Re: Christianity is a Joke 24 Apr 2006 09:15:26 AM
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
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Robibnikoff wrote:

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Antonio wrote:


I say it is time god got off his big fat *****, and took
responsibility for this mess he made down here, rather than blaming
US for his mistakes.


He will be getting off His *****. Only you might not like what He does
because He is going to be pissed.



Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go tell us another fairytale.


Lord Voldemort has returned! Harry Potter said so! And you don't want
to feel the cruciatus curse, I can tell you. You might not like what
he does because he is going to be pissed due to your failure to join
the Deatheaters.

Tell me, how stupid are you? Every logical person is scared of Lord
Voldemort. Why aren't you?


Oh, come on! Everyone knows that Lord Valdemort is just Ralph Finnes
without a nose! Sheesh! :)



HERETIC!!!!!!


Yep. Sounds like Robyn's an idolater, doesn't it? ;-)


Well, at least I'm prepared. I have a brand new pack of Bic lighters right
here!

Sheesh! Can't you wait until George gets back from Bangalore? C'mon!
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
Atheist ***** Extraordinaire
#1557
.
User: "Mark K. Bilbo"

Title: Re: Christianity is a Joke 24 Apr 2006 09:57:19 AM
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
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Mark K. Bilbo wrote:

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"DanielSan" <daniel-san@myrealbox.com> wrote in message
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Robibnikoff wrote:

"Michael Christ" <oncall@hypermax.net.au> wrote in message
news:1145705361.369717.267640@g10g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...


Antonio wrote:


I say it is time god got off his big fat *****, and took
responsibility for this mess he made down here, rather than
blaming US for his mistakes.


He will be getting off His *****. Only you might not like what He
does because He is going to be pissed.



Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go tell us another fairytale.


Lord Voldemort has returned! Harry Potter said so! And you don't
want to feel the cruciatus curse, I can tell you. You might not like
what he does because he is going to be pissed due to your failure to
join the Deatheaters.

Tell me, how stupid are you? Every logical person is scared of Lord
Voldemort. Why aren't you?


Oh, come on! Everyone knows that Lord Valdemort is just Ralph Finnes
without a nose! Sheesh! :)



HERETIC!!!!!!


Yep. Sounds like Robyn's an idolater, doesn't it? ;-)


Well, at least I'm prepared. I have a brand new pack of Bic lighters
right here!


Sheesh! Can't you wait until George gets back from Bangalore? C'mon!

Oh, hey, I have *two new packs!
--
Mark K. Bilbo
--------------------------------------------------
"Corps chief admits to 'design failure'"
(Took them long enough)
http://makeashorterlink.com/?J3EF62DEC
"As hip as it is for outsiders to blame New Orleans
for everything bad that happened during and after
Hurricane Katrina, the truth is that the people
who lived here were much more prepared for a big
storm than the federal government that promised
us flood protection."
http://makeashorterlink.com/?V180525DC
"Everything New Orleans"
http://www.nola.com
.
User: "Robibnikoff"

Title: Re: Christianity is a Joke 24 Apr 2006 11:50:21 AM
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
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Robibnikoff wrote:

"Michael Christ" <oncall@hypermax.net.au> wrote in message
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Antonio wrote:


I say it is time god got off his big fat *****, and took
responsibility for this mess he made down here, rather than
blaming US for his mistakes.


He will be getting off His *****. Only you might not like what He
does because He is going to be pissed.



Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go tell us another fairytale.


Lord Voldemort has returned! Harry Potter said so! And you don't
want to feel the cruciatus curse, I can tell you. You might not like
what he does because he is going to be pissed due to your failure to
join the Deatheaters.

Tell me, how stupid are you? Every logical person is scared of Lord
Voldemort. Why aren't you?


Oh, come on! Everyone knows that Lord Valdemort is just Ralph Finnes
without a nose! Sheesh! :)



HERETIC!!!!!!


Yep. Sounds like Robyn's an idolater, doesn't it? ;-)


Well, at least I'm prepared. I have a brand new pack of Bic lighters
right here!


Sheesh! Can't you wait until George gets back from Bangalore? C'mon!


Oh, hey, I have *two new packs!

Oh please, I haven't seen him in alomost three weeks!
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
Atheist ***** Extraordinaire
#1557
.
User: "Mark K. Bilbo"

Title: Re: Christianity is a Joke 24 Apr 2006 12:48:51 PM
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
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"DanielSan" <daniel-san@myrealbox.com> wrote in message
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Robibnikoff wrote:

"Michael Christ" <oncall@hypermax.net.au> wrote in message
news:1145705361.369717.267640@g10g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...


Antonio wrote:


I say it is time god got off his big fat *****, and took
responsibility for this mess he made down here, rather than
blaming US for his mistakes.


He will be getting off His *****. Only you might not like what He
does because He is going to be pissed.



Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go tell us another fairytale.


Lord Voldemort has returned! Harry Potter said so! And you don't
want to feel the cruciatus curse, I can tell you. You might not
like what he does because he is going to be pissed due to your
failure to join the Deatheaters.

Tell me, how stupid are you? Every logical person is scared of
Lord Voldemort. Why aren't you?


Oh, come on! Everyone knows that Lord Valdemort is just Ralph
Finnes without a nose! Sheesh! :)



HERETIC!!!!!!


Yep. Sounds like Robyn's an idolater, doesn't it? ;-)


Well, at least I'm prepared. I have a brand new pack of Bic lighters
right here!


Sheesh! Can't you wait until George gets back from Bangalore? C'mon!


Oh, hey, I have *two new packs!


Oh please, I haven't seen him in alomost three weeks!

It's been that long already?
Time sure flies when you're nose deep in packing material...
--
Mark K. Bilbo
--------------------------------------------------
"Corps chief admits to 'design failure'"
(Took them long enough)
http://makeashorterlink.com/?J3EF62DEC
"As hip as it is for outsiders to blame New Orleans
for everything bad that happened during and after
Hurricane Katrina, the truth is that the people
who lived here were much more prepared for a big
storm than the federal government that promised
us flood protection."
http://makeashorterlink.com/?V180525DC
"Everything New Orleans"
http://www.nola.com
.
User: "Robibnikoff"

Title: Re: Christianity is a Joke 24 Apr 2006 02:00:52 PM
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:z7udnXuJHogektDZRVn-jA@megapath.net...

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Mark K. Bilbo wrote:

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"DanielSan" <daniel-san@myrealbox.com> wrote in message
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Robibnikoff wrote:

"Michael Christ" <oncall@hypermax.net.au> wrote in message
news:1145705361.369717.267640@g10g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...


Antonio wrote:


I say it is time god got off his big fat *****, and took
responsibility for this mess he made down here, rather than
blaming US for his mistakes.


He will be getting off His *****. Only you might not like what He
does because He is going to be pissed.



Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go tell us another fairytale.


Lord Voldemort has returned! Harry Potter said so! And you don't
want to feel the cruciatus curse, I can tell you. You might not
like what he does because he is going to be pissed due to your
failure to join the Deatheaters.

Tell me, how stupid are you? Every logical person is scared of
Lord Voldemort. Why aren't you?


Oh, come on! Everyone knows that Lord Valdemort is just Ralph
Finnes without a nose! Sheesh! :)



HERETIC!!!!!!


Yep. Sounds like Robyn's an idolater, doesn't it? ;-)


Well, at least I'm prepared. I have a brand new pack of Bic lighters
right here!


Sheesh! Can't you wait until George gets back from Bangalore? C'mon!


Oh, hey, I have *two new packs!


Oh please, I haven't seen him in alomost three weeks!


It's been that long already?

Well, it's actually only a little over two weeks, but it will be over three
by the time he returns (can't wait for Sunday!). When he called me
yesterday morning (was in the evening in Bangalore), it took about 20
seconds to realize the poor boy was blotto. He's not really a big drinker,
so I think he's definitely had enough of India :)

Time sure flies when you're nose deep in packing material...

Wow, still? That bites :P
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
Atheist ***** Extraordinaire
#1557
.
User: "Mark K. Bilbo"

Title: Re: Christianity is a Joke 24 Apr 2006 02:16:20 PM
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
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Mark K. Bilbo wrote:

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"DanielSan" <daniel-san@myrealbox.com> wrote in message
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Robibnikoff wrote:

"Michael Christ" <oncall@hypermax.net.au> wrote in message
news:1145705361.369717.267640@g10g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...


Antonio wrote:


I say it is time god got off his big fat *****, and took
responsibility for this mess he made down here, rather than
blaming US for his mistakes.


He will be getting off His *****. Only you might not like what
He does because He is going to be pissed.



Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go tell us another fairytale.


Lord Voldemort has returned! Harry Potter said so! And you
don't want to feel the cruciatus curse, I can tell you. You
might not like what he does because he is going to be pissed due
to your failure to join the Deatheaters.

Tell me, how stupid are you? Every logical person is scared of
Lord Voldemort. Why aren't you?


Oh, come on! Everyone knows that Lord Valdemort is just Ralph
Finnes without a nose! Sheesh! :)



HERETIC!!!!!!


Yep. Sounds like Robyn's an idolater, doesn't it? ;-)


Well, at least I'm prepared. I have a brand new pack of Bic lighters
right here!


Sheesh! Can't you wait until George gets back from Bangalore?
C'mon!


Oh, hey, I have *two new packs!


Oh please, I haven't seen him in alomost three weeks!


It's been that long already?


Well, it's actually only a little over two weeks, but it will be over
three by the time he returns (can't wait for Sunday!). When he called me
yesterday morning (was in the evening in Bangalore), it took about 20
seconds to realize the poor boy was blotto. He's not really a big
drinker, so I think he's definitely had enough of India :)

Time sure flies when you're nose deep in packing material...


Wow, still? That bites :P

Oh this is going to take time. Much, much time. It's not even just like
packing for a move. It's the sorting and the emails with the lawyer and
the...
I need a nap...
--
Mark K. Bilbo
--------------------------------------------------
"Corps chief admits to 'design failure'"
(Took them long enough)
http://makeashorterlink.com/?J3EF62DEC
"As hip as it is for outsiders to blame New Orleans
for everything bad that happened during and after
Hurricane Katrina, the truth is that the people
who lived here were much more prepared for a big
storm than the federal government that promised
us flood protection."
http://makeashorterlink.com/?V180525DC
"Everything New Orleans"
http://www.nola.com
.





User: "DanielSan"

Title: Re: Christianity is a Joke 24 Apr 2006 09:15:04 AM
Robibnikoff wrote:

"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
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Robibnikoff wrote:


"Michael Christ" <oncall@hypermax.net.au> wrote in message
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Antonio wrote:



I say it is time god got off his big fat *****, and took
responsibility for this mess he made down here, rather than blaming
US for his mistakes.


He will be getting off His *****. Only you might not like what He does
because He is going to be pissed.



Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go tell us another fairytale.


Lord Voldemort has returned! Harry Potter said so! And you don't want
to feel the cruciatus curse, I can tell you. You might not like what
he does because he is going to be pissed due to your failure to join
the Deatheaters.

Tell me, how stupid are you? Every logical person is scared of Lord
Voldemort. Why aren't you?


Oh, come on! Everyone knows that Lord Valdemort is just Ralph Finnes
without a nose! Sheesh! :)



HERETIC!!!!!!


Yep. Sounds like Robyn's an idolater, doesn't it? ;-)


Well, at least I'm prepared. I have a brand new pack of Bic lighters right
here!



Sheesh! Can't you wait until George gets back from Bangalore? C'mon!

Bangalore? Your hubby is a Star Trek: The Next Generation fan?
*runs away!*
--
****************************************************
* DanielSan -- alt.atheism #2226 *
*--------------------------------------------------*
* "Torture has never been a reliable means of *
* extracting information.... One wonders why it *
* is still practiced." --Jean-Luc Picard *
****************************************************
--
.
User: "Robibnikoff"

Title: Re: Christianity is a Joke 24 Apr 2006 09:30:53 AM
"DanielSan" <daniel-san@myrealbox.com> wrote in message
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Robibnikoff wrote:

"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
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"DanielSan" <daniel-san@myrealbox.com> wrote in message
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Robibnikoff wrote:


"Michael Christ" <oncall@hypermax.net.au> wrote in message
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Antonio wrote:



I say it is time god got off his big fat *****, and took
responsibility for this mess he made down here, rather than
blaming
US for his mistakes.


He will be getting off His *****. Only you might not like what He
does
because He is going to be pissed.



Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go tell us another fairytale.


Lord Voldemort has returned! Harry Potter said so! And you don't
want
to feel the cruciatus curse, I can tell you. You might not like what
he does because he is going to be pissed due to your failure to join
the Deatheaters.

Tell me, how stupid are you? Every logical person is scared of Lord
Voldemort. Why aren't you?


Oh, come on! Everyone knows that Lord Valdemort is just Ralph Finnes
without a nose! Sheesh! :)



HERETIC!!!!!!


Yep. Sounds like Robyn's an idolater, doesn't it? ;-)


Well, at least I'm prepared. I have a brand new pack of Bic lighters
right
here!



Sheesh! Can't you wait until George gets back from Bangalore? C'mon!


Bangalore? Your hubby is a Star Trek: The Next Generation fan?

*runs away!*

I have a feeling I should be happy I didn't get that ;)
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
Atheist ***** Extraordinaire
#1557
.
User: "Mark K. Bilbo"

Title: Re: Christianity is a Joke 24 Apr 2006 09:57:45 AM
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"DanielSan" <daniel-san@myrealbox.com> wrote in message
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Robibnikoff wrote:


"Michael Christ" <oncall@hypermax.net.au> wrote in message
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Antonio wrote:



I say it is time god got off his big fat *****, and took
responsibility for this mess he made down here, rather than
blaming
US for his mistakes.


He will be getting off His *****. Only you might not like what He
does
because He is going to be pissed.



Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go tell us another fairytale.


Lord Voldemort has returned! Harry Potter said so! And you don't
want
to feel the cruciatus curse, I can tell you. You might not like
what he does because he is going to be pissed due to your failure
to join the Deatheaters.

Tell me, how stupid are you? Every logical person is scared of
Lord Voldemort. Why aren't you?


Oh, come on! Everyone knows that Lord Valdemort is just Ralph
Finnes without a nose! Sheesh! :)



HERETIC!!!!!!


Yep. Sounds like Robyn's an idolater, doesn't it? ;-)


Well, at least I'm prepared. I have a brand new pack of Bic lighters
right
here!



Sheesh! Can't you wait until George gets back from Bangalore? C'mon!


Bangalore? Your hubby is a Star Trek: The Next Generation fan?

*runs away!*


I have a feeling I should be happy I didn't get that ;)

I have a feeling even if I got that, I wouldn't get it...
--
Mark K. Bilbo
--------------------------------------------------
"Corps chief admits to 'design failure'"
(Took them long enough)
http://makeashorterlink.com/?J3EF62DEC
"As hip as it is for outsiders to blame New Orleans
for everything bad that happened during and after
Hurricane Katrina, the truth is that the people
who lived here were much more prepared for a big
storm than the federal government that promised
us flood protection."
http://makeashorterlink.com/?V180525DC
"Everything New Orleans"
http://www.nola.com
.
User: "DanielSan"

Title: Re: Christianity is a Joke 25 Apr 2006 07:44:25 AM
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:

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Mark K. Bilbo wrote:


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Robibnikoff wrote:



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Antonio wrote:




I say it is time god got off his big fat *****, and took
responsibility for this mess he made down here, rather than
blaming
US for his mistakes.


He will be getting off His *****. Only you might not like what He
does
because He is going to be pissed.



Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go tell us another fairytale.


Lord Voldemort has returned! Harry Potter said so! And you don't
want
to feel the cruciatus curse, I can tell you. You might not like
what he does because he is going to be pissed due to your failure
to join the Deatheaters.

Tell me, how stupid are you? Every logical person is scared of
Lord Voldemort. Why aren't you?


Oh, come on! Everyone knows that Lord Valdemort is just Ralph
Finnes without a nose! Sheesh! :)



HERETIC!!!!!!


Yep. Sounds like Robyn's an idolater, doesn't it? ;-)


Well, at least I'm prepared. I have a brand new pack of Bic lighters
right
here!



Sheesh! Can't you wait until George gets back from Bangalore? C'mon!


Bangalore? Your hubby is a Star Trek: The Next Generation fan?

*runs away!*


I have a feeling I should be happy I didn't get that ;)



I have a feeling even if I got that, I wouldn't get it...

A bit of history for non-TNG fans: "Lore" is a character that is the
"brother" of the android "Data"...both played by Brent Spiner.
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User: "Robibnikoff"

Title: Re: Christianity is a Joke 25 Apr 2006 08:38:40 AM
"DanielSan" <daniel-san@myrealbox.com> wrote in message
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Mark K. Bilbo wrote:

Previously, on alt.atheism, Robibnikoff in episode
<4b45k7Fvjb4bU1@individual.net>...


"DanielSan" <daniel-san@myrealbox.com> wrote in message
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Robibnikoff wrote:

snip

Sheesh! Can't you wait until George gets back from Bangalore? C'mon!


Bangalore? Your hubby is a Star Trek: The Next Generation fan?

*runs away!*


I have a feeling I should be happy I didn't get that ;)


I have a feeling even if I got that, I wouldn't get it...


A bit of history for non-TNG fans: "Lore" is a character that is the
"brother" of the android "Data"...both played by Brent Spiner.

Ah, gotcha <backs away slowly> ;)
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Atheist ***** Extraordinaire
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User: "DanielSan"

Title: Re: Christianity is a Joke 22 Apr 2006 09:59:36 PM
Robibnikoff wrote:

"DanielSan" <daniel-san@myrealbox.com> wrote in message
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Robibnikoff wrote:

"Michael Christ" <oncall@hypermax.net.au> wrote in message
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Antonio wrote:


I say it is time god got off his big fat *****, and took responsibility
for this mess he made down here, rather than blaming US for his
mistakes.


He will be getting off His *****. Only you might not like what He does
because He is going to be pissed.



Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go tell us another fairytale.


Lord Voldemort has returned! Harry Potter said so! And you don't want to
feel the cruciatus curse, I can tell you. You might not like what he does
because he is going to be pissed due to your failure to join the
Deatheaters.

Tell me, how stupid are you? Every logical person is scared of Lord
Voldemort. Why aren't you?



Oh, come on! Everyone knows that Lord Valdemort is just Ralph Finnes
without a nose! Sheesh! :)

Buh. Ralph Fiennes only _portrayed_ Lord Voldemort in the movie
adaptation of the truth that is the Harry Potter books, just as
Rosalinda Celentano portrayed Satan in the adaptation of the truth that
is the Bible. No, the real Voldemort is far worse than Ralph Fiennes
without a nose.
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User: "Robibnikoff"

Title: Re: Christianity is a Joke 22 Apr 2006 10:18:09 PM
"DanielSan" <daniel-san@myrealbox.com> wrote in message
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Robibnikoff wrote:

"DanielSan" <daniel-san@myrealbox.com> wrote in message
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Robibnikoff wrote:

"Michael Christ" <oncall@hypermax.net.au> wrote in message
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Antonio wrote:


I say it is time god got off his big fat *****, and took responsibility
for this mess he made down here, rather than blaming US for his
mistakes.


He will be getting off His *****. Only you might not like what He does
because He is going to be pissed.



Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go tell us another fairytale.


Lord Voldemort has returned! Harry Potter said so! And you don't want
to feel the cruciatus curse, I can tell you. You might not like what he
does because he is going to be pissed due to your failure to join the
Deatheaters.

Tell me, how stupid are you? Every logical person is scared of Lord
Voldemort. Why aren't you?



Oh, come on! Everyone knows that Lord Valdemort is just Ralph Finnes
without a nose! Sheesh! :)


Buh. Ralph Fiennes only _portrayed_ Lord Voldemort in the movie
adaptation of the truth that is the Harry Potter books, just as Rosalinda
Celentano portrayed Satan in the adaptation of the truth that is the
Bible. No, the real Voldemort is far worse than Ralph Fiennes without a
nose.

Um, okay, if you say so.
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Resident Witchypoo
Atheist ***** Extraordinaire
#1557
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User: "DanielSan"

Title: Re: Christianity is a Joke 22 Apr 2006 10:40:49 PM
Robibnikoff wrote:

"DanielSan" <daniel-san@myrealbox.com> wrote in message
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Robibnikoff wrote:

"DanielSan" <daniel-san@myrealbox.com> wrote in message
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Robibnikoff wrote:


"Michael Christ" <oncall@hypermax.net.au> wrote in message
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Antonio wrote:



I say it is time god got off his big fat *****, and took responsibility
for this mess he made down here, rather than blaming US for his
mistakes.


He will be getting off His *****. Only you might not like what He does
because He is going to be pissed.



Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go tell us another fairytale.


Lord Voldemort has returned! Harry Potter said so! And you don't want
to feel the cruciatus curse, I can tell you. You might not like what he
does because he is going to be pissed due to your failure to join the
Deatheaters.

Tell me, how stupid are you? Every logical person is scared of Lord
Voldemort. Why aren't you?



Oh, come on! Everyone knows that Lord Valdemort is just Ralph Finnes
without a nose! Sheesh! :)


Buh. Ralph Fiennes only _portrayed_ Lord Voldemort in the movie
adaptation of the truth that is the Harry Potter books, just as Rosalinda
Celentano portrayed Satan in the adaptation of the truth that is the
Bible. No, the real Voldemort is far worse than Ralph Fiennes without a
nose.



Um, okay, if you say so.

*smiles*
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* extracting information.... One wonders why it *
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User: "bob young"

Title: Re: Christianity is a Joke 22 Apr 2006 08:29:45 PM
Michael Christ wrote:

Antonio wrote:

I say it is time god got off his big fat *****, and took responsibility
for this mess he made down here, rather than blaming US for his
mistakes.


He will be getting off His *****. Only you might not like what He does
because He is going to be pissed.

Tell me, what is it like to be immersed things primitive and prehistoric
?



Michael Christ

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User: "Michael Christ"

Title: Re: Christianity is a Joke 23 Apr 2006 12:01:23 AM
Bob Young wrote:

Tell me, what is it like to be immersed things primitive and prehistoric?

I dunno. I've got a laptop y'know.
Michael Christ
PS With Bible software too!!
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User: "Geoff"

Title: Re: Christianity is a Joke 23 Apr 2006 10:54:25 PM
"Michael Christ" <oncall@hypermax.net.au> wrote in message
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Bob Young wrote:

Tell me, what is it like to be immersed things primitive and prehistoric?


I dunno. I've got a laptop y'know.

He was talking about your brain, not your toy.
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User: "Bill"

Title: Re: Christianity is a Joke 21 Apr 2006 09:45:38 AM
Good logic but people believe in these myths and fables because they provide
relief from the overpowering fear of death and what comes after.
Most people cannot emotionally handle the thought of the finality and total
loss of self after death.
Belief in some hereafter is a powerful fire wall that most can not remove.
"Antonio Forza" <antonioforza@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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The whole premise of christianity really is stupid. There is an all
powerful god who got pissed because the people he created were doing
wrong, so he sent his son (who is really him) down to be killed by
them. WTF? If god had half a brain, he should be even MORE pissed that
we tortured and killed his son.

Of course, since god is supposed to be perfect, if we do wrong it is
because he created us defectively. A perfect being would have perfect
creations, who would use their free will perfectly.

It makes no sense to say that a perfect, omniscient creator was
angered because he didn't like the things his creations were doing.
If he is omniscient, he knew what they would eventually do at the time
they were created, and could have simply made them differently if he
wanted a different result.

I say it is time god got off his big fat *****, and took responsibility
for this mess he made down here, rather than blaming US for his
mistakes.
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User: "Geoff"

Title: Re: Christianity is a Joke 21 Apr 2006 04:51:07 PM
"Bill" <wmech@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
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Good logic but people believe in these myths and fables because they
provide relief from the overpowering fear of death and what comes after.

Most people cannot emotionally handle the thought of the finality and
total loss of self after death.

Definitely. My brother-in-law looks like ***** and is wasting away but he
won't go to the doctor because he's afraid to find out what it is. Stupid as
that is, if he's afraid of that then it just follows that he would be afraid
of facing eternity alone.
Oh yeah...and he is a rabid Catholic. And a hateful, violent conservative
*****. And dumber than a box of bricks.
My wife and I won't shed a tear when he goes to his just reward. If there's
a Hell, this guy will be there three winks after he breathes his last.
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User: "leo"

Title: Re: Christianity is a Joke 21 Apr 2006 04:04:43 PM
I dont think that religious people is controlled by fear of after-life,
but it is controlled by their own neighbors. Nobody dares to refuse
the religious dogma, whatever it is, but bends under the pressure of
watch dogs that control any religious society. Any of you have read
something about the "mutawah" in Saudi Arabia? Well, the mutawah is a
sort of religious guards that is watching the customs to avoid that
anyone would do something prohibit. More or less this is what happened
in any religious city or county of the US. In Europe where the
Christian leaders have little power actually, we, the people, have much
more freedom than in the United States. So, only a small fraction of
the Christians are truly believers. All the rest are people feigning
they are believers.
To realize this, you only have to consider a few points. What the
movies Hollywood is doing, watch the lirics, the pop songs, teh theater
plays, the best seller novels, etc. Are they really Christians? Are
they really the movies and the songs and thrillers that religious
authorities would approve? Very far from it. The is the prove you
need that all this people is not really faithful. That they are only
bending down unwillingly before their masters-shepherds. So the
masters themselves have to be a litte tolerant of so much secular and
sinful entertainments. If they were bitching too much all the people,
they would lost a great number of voters in the next elections. So,
fortunately, most of the pastors are not as fanatical are their
firebrind leaders. So they turn their heads out from the most
notorious places to go sinning. They also have to forget to some extent
that most people hate to pay their tithes. So there must be a sort of
pendulum effect. Too much pressure bitching the people, and they would
loose the next elections. But even the atheist are bitching the
faithful also in the places of work in the bars and so on; the athesit
are calling them stupids, morons, mental retards and all sort of lovely
insults. So after a time of this treatment, the Christians began to
feel that their pastors are no such a bunch of sons of bitches after
all. For the atheist are pissing them much more.
Leopoldo
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User: "stoney"

Title: Re: Christianity is a Joke 23 Apr 2006 06:32:05 PM
On Fri, 21 Apr 2006 07:32:43 -0700, Antonio Forza
<antonioforza@yahoo.com> wrote in alt.atheism

The whole premise of christianity really is stupid.

Just as your idiot trolling is.
*****.
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shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a plethora of splinters.
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