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Topic: Religions > Atheism
User: "Rune B"
Date: 24 Feb 2006 06:55:39 AM
Object: Christians can't drive!
http://www.aftenposten.no/nyheter/iriks/article1232271.ece
As usual... theists spend too much time looking up at the sky instead
of what's going on down on the ground. Norway's only christian auto
insurance company is struggling. Half their customers were in
accidents last year. The company's founders were sure christians would
be LESS prone to accidents because they were thought to be
responsible.
--
WWJD! What Would Jack (Bauer) Do?
.

User: "stoney"

Title: Re: Christians can't drive! 25 Feb 2006 08:17:08 PM
On Fri, 24 Feb 2006 13:55:39 +0100, Rune B <nobody@nowhere.net> wrote in
alt.atheism

http://www.aftenposten.no/nyheter/iriks/article1232271.ece

As usual... theists spend too much time looking up at the sky instead
of what's going on down on the ground. Norway's only christian auto
insurance company is struggling. Half their customers were in
accidents last year. The company's founders were sure christians would
be LESS prone to accidents because they were thought to be
responsible.

What were the founders smoking? With 'Jesus' around to carry the
responsibility they don't have to; besides 'this world' is unimportant.
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a cornucopia of splinters.
.
User: "Rune B"

Title: Re: Christians can't drive! 25 Feb 2006 08:50:57 PM
On Sat, 25 Feb 2006 18:17:08 -0800, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:

What were the founders smoking? With 'Jesus' around to carry the
responsibility they don't have to; besides 'this world' is unimportant.

Sure gives a new meaning to the "Jesus is my copilot" stickers,
doesn't it?
--
WWJD! What Would Jack (Bauer) Do?
.
User: "stoney"

Title: Re: Christians can't drive! 27 Feb 2006 03:11:55 PM
On Sun, 26 Feb 2006 03:50:57 +0100, Rune B <nobody@nowhere.net> wrote in
alt.atheism

On Sat, 25 Feb 2006 18:17:08 -0800, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:

What were the founders smoking? With 'Jesus' around to carry the
responsibility they don't have to; besides 'this world' is unimportant.


Sure gives a new meaning to the "Jesus is my copilot" stickers,
doesn't it?

Still empty.
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a cornucopia of splinters.
.


User: "Mike Painter"

Title: Re: Christians can't drive! 26 Feb 2006 12:51:35 AM
stoney wrote:

On Fri, 24 Feb 2006 13:55:39 +0100, Rune B <nobody@nowhere.net> wrote
in alt.atheism

http://www.aftenposten.no/nyheter/iriks/article1232271.ece

As usual... theists spend too much time looking up at the sky instead
of what's going on down on the ground. Norway's only christian auto
insurance company is struggling. Half their customers were in
accidents last year. The company's founders were sure christians
would be LESS prone to accidents because they were thought to be
responsible.


What were the founders smoking? With 'Jesus' around to carry the
responsibility they don't have to; besides 'this world' is
unimportant.

It's obvious that True Christians have fewer accidents so clearly the ones
who did were not christian.
.
User: "stoney"

Title: Re: Christians can't drive! 27 Feb 2006 03:12:14 PM
On Sun, 26 Feb 2006 06:51:35 GMT, "Mike Painter"
<mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote in alt.atheism

stoney wrote:

On Fri, 24 Feb 2006 13:55:39 +0100, Rune B <nobody@nowhere.net> wrote
in alt.atheism

http://www.aftenposten.no/nyheter/iriks/article1232271.ece

As usual... theists spend too much time looking up at the sky instead
of what's going on down on the ground. Norway's only christian auto
insurance company is struggling. Half their customers were in
accidents last year. The company's founders were sure christians
would be LESS prone to accidents because they were thought to be
responsible.


What were the founders smoking? With 'Jesus' around to carry the
responsibility they don't have to; besides 'this world' is
unimportant.


It's obvious that True Christians have fewer accidents so clearly the ones
who did were not christian.

[laugh] :)
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a cornucopia of splinters.
.




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