"My favorite TV show is Christians From Outer Space," said Willy Grant of
Greeneville, Tennessee. "It's the top-rated TV show in all the Bible Belt.
Them Christians visit earth to go to church. You seed that one show with the
two-headed Presbyterians and the Baptist blue men and the orange Methodist.
How they sing them hymns with their dinosaur voices. Who knew they was
Christians from another planet out there? They love the Lord, love the
Bible. They is one praying bunch. Jumping up and down like holy rollers,
they was."
"The Lord loves everybody.
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