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Topic: Religions > Atheism
User: "Jesus Lecter"
Date: 29 Sep 2006 06:39:00 PM
Object: Christians have the right to kill, butcher and eat atheists!
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By not believing in the only superior being, GOD, atheists
degrade themselves to animal level.
Therefore, we Christians have the right to kill, butcher and
eat the atheists, because they are the same as cattle.
So if you're an atheist, you will be cooked and eaten by
a Christian soon. We are hungry for your juicy asses!
J.L.
P.S. : Atheists taste like chicken!
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User: "Pangur Ban"

Title: Re: Christians have the right to kill, butcher and eat atheists! 29 Sep 2006 08:37:10 PM
"Jesus Lecter" <Ieatatheists@godorderedmetodothat.com> wrote in
news:efkb0v$3o9$1@emma.aioe.org:

X-No-Archive:yes

By not believing in the only superior being, GOD, atheists
degrade themselves to animal level.

Therefore, we Christians have the right to kill, butcher and
eat the atheists, because they are the same as cattle.

So if you're an atheist, you will be cooked and eaten by
a Christian soon. We are hungry for your juicy asses!

J.L.

P.S. : Atheists taste like chicken!

Interesting..... I would prefer christian long pork.
Pangur
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User: "Uncle Vic"

Title: Re: Christians have the right to kill, butcher and eat atheists! 29 Sep 2006 10:07:40 PM
Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Pangur Ban (Pangur-Ban
$@worldnet.att.net) made the light shine upon us with this:

"Jesus Lecter" <Ieatatheists@godorderedmetodothat.com> wrote in
news:efkb0v$3o9$1@emma.aioe.org:

X-No-Archive:yes

By not believing in the only superior being, GOD, atheists
degrade themselves to animal level.

Therefore, we Christians have the right to kill, butcher and
eat the atheists, because they are the same as cattle.

So if you're an atheist, you will be cooked and eaten by
a Christian soon. We are hungry for your juicy asses!

J.L.

P.S. : Atheists taste like chicken!


Interesting..... I would prefer christian long pork.

Ooooo, I like that. Reminds me of Gary Larson and the "Viking Long Car".
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department.
Plonked by Kadaitcha Man
.
User: "Pangur Ban"

Title: Re: Christians have the right to kill, butcher and eat atheists! 29 Sep 2006 10:51:34 PM
Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com> wrote in
news:Xns984DCCBCB7DCCvicman@216.196.97.136:

Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Pangur Ban (Pangur-Ban
$@worldnet.att.net) made the light shine upon us with this:

"Jesus Lecter" <Ieatatheists@godorderedmetodothat.com> wrote in
news:efkb0v$3o9$1@emma.aioe.org:

X-No-Archive:yes

By not believing in the only superior being, GOD, atheists
degrade themselves to animal level.

Therefore, we Christians have the right to kill, butcher and
eat the atheists, because they are the same as cattle.

So if you're an atheist, you will be cooked and eaten by
a Christian soon. We are hungry for your juicy asses!

J.L.

P.S. : Atheists taste like chicken!


Interesting..... I would prefer christian long pork.



Ooooo, I like that. Reminds me of Gary Larson and the "Viking Long
Car".

I am not familiar with that particular one..... and can't find an image
online. GL has been fairly successful at keeping his work off sites.
Ummmm, does the cartoon relate to cannibalism?
Pangur
.
User: "Uncle Vic"

Title: Re: Christians have the right to kill, butcher and eat atheists! 29 Sep 2006 11:18:46 PM
Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Pangur Ban (Pangur-Ban
$@worldnet.att.net) made the light shine upon us with this:

Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com> wrote in
news:Xns984DCCBCB7DCCvicman@216.196.97.136:

Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Pangur Ban (Pangur-Ban
$@worldnet.att.net) made the light shine upon us with this:

"Jesus Lecter" <Ieatatheists@godorderedmetodothat.com> wrote in
news:efkb0v$3o9$1@emma.aioe.org:

X-No-Archive:yes

By not believing in the only superior being, GOD, atheists
degrade themselves to animal level.

Therefore, we Christians have the right to kill, butcher and
eat the atheists, because they are the same as cattle.

So if you're an atheist, you will be cooked and eaten by
a Christian soon. We are hungry for your juicy asses!

J.L.

P.S. : Atheists taste like chicken!


Interesting..... I would prefer christian long pork.



Ooooo, I like that. Reminds me of Gary Larson and the "Viking Long
Car".


I am not familiar with that particular one..... and can't find an image
online. GL has been fairly successful at keeping his work off sites.
Ummmm, does the cartoon relate to cannibalism?

Nah, just a guy in a horned helmet driving a, well, long car.
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department.
Plonked by Kadaitcha Man
.
User: "Pangur Ban"

Title: Re: Christians have the right to kill, butcher and eat atheists! 30 Sep 2006 05:55:17 AM
Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com> wrote in
news:Xns984DD8CA27BD4vicman@216.196.97.136:

Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Pangur Ban (Pangur-Ban
$@worldnet.att.net) made the light shine upon us with this:

Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com> wrote in
news:Xns984DCCBCB7DCCvicman@216.196.97.136:

Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Pangur Ban (Pangur-Ban
$@worldnet.att.net) made the light shine upon us with this:

"Jesus Lecter" <Ieatatheists@godorderedmetodothat.com> wrote in
news:efkb0v$3o9$1@emma.aioe.org:

X-No-Archive:yes

By not believing in the only superior being, GOD, atheists
degrade themselves to animal level.

Therefore, we Christians have the right to kill, butcher and
eat the atheists, because they are the same as cattle.

So if you're an atheist, you will be cooked and eaten by
a Christian soon. We are hungry for your juicy asses!

J.L.

P.S. : Atheists taste like chicken!


Interesting..... I would prefer christian long pork.



Ooooo, I like that. Reminds me of Gary Larson and the "Viking Long
Car".


I am not familiar with that particular one..... and can't find an
image online. GL has been fairly successful at keeping his work off
sites. Ummmm, does the cartoon relate to cannibalism?


Nah, just a guy in a horned helmet driving a, well, long car.

Just to clarify, just in case *grin*, long pork refers to human
flesh...any part. Supposedly human flesh tastes not like chicken - but
pork.
Pangur

.
User: "satyr"

Title: Re: Christians have the right to kill, butcher and eat atheists! 04 Oct 2006 01:13:34 AM
On 30 Sep 2006 10:55:17 GMT, Pangur Ban <Pangur-Ban$@worldnet.att.net>
wrote:


Ooooo, I like that. Reminds me of Gary Larson and the "Viking Long
Car".


I am not familiar with that particular one..... and can't find an
image online. GL has been fairly successful at keeping his work off
sites. Ummmm, does the cartoon relate to cannibalism?


Nah, just a guy in a horned helmet driving a, well, long car.


Just to clarify, just in case *grin*, long pork refers to human
flesh...any part. Supposedly human flesh tastes not like chicken - but
pork.

Or, reportedly, Spam. Oh *****, there are already Vikings in this
thread and now I have introduced Spam. Look out.
--
satyr #1953
Chairman, EAC Church Taxation Subcommittee
Director, Gideon Bible Alternative Fuel Project
Supervisor, EAC Fossil Casting Lab
.
User: "Uncle Vic"

Title: Re: Christians have the right to kill, butcher and eat atheists! 04 Oct 2006 02:19:40 PM
Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet satyr
(RsEaMtOyVrE@infidels.org) made the light shine upon us with this:

On 30 Sep 2006 10:55:17 GMT, Pangur Ban <Pangur-Ban$@worldnet.att.net>
wrote:


Ooooo, I like that. Reminds me of Gary Larson and the "Viking Long
Car".


I am not familiar with that particular one..... and can't find an
image online. GL has been fairly successful at keeping his work off
sites. Ummmm, does the cartoon relate to cannibalism?


Nah, just a guy in a horned helmet driving a, well, long car.


Just to clarify, just in case *grin*, long pork refers to human
flesh...any part. Supposedly human flesh tastes not like chicken - but
pork.



Or, reportedly, Spam. Oh *****, there are already Vikings in this
thread and now I have introduced Spam. Look out.


It's the baked beans you have to look out for.
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department.
Plonked by Kadaitcha Man
.







User: "bk"

Title: Re: Christians have the right to kill, butcher and eat atheists! 04 Oct 2006 01:29:12 AM
Jesus Lecter wrote:

X-No-Archive:yes

By not believing in the only superior being, GOD, atheists
degrade themselves to animal level.

Therefore, we Christians have the right to kill, butcher and
eat the atheists, because they are the same as cattle.

So if you're an atheist, you will be cooked and eaten by
a Christian soon. We are hungry for your juicy asses!

J.L.

P.S. : Atheists taste like chicken!

Christians taste like soap and lots of shaving cream!
.

User: "Lucifer"

Title: Re: Christians have the right to kill, butcher and eat atheists! 30 Sep 2006 05:52:52 PM
Jesus Lecter wrote:

X-No-Archive:yes

By not believing in the only superior being, GOD, atheists
degrade themselves to animal level.

Therefore, we Christians have the right to kill, butcher and
eat the atheists, because they are the same as cattle.

So if you're an atheist, you will be cooked and eaten by
a Christian soon. We are hungry for your juicy asses!

J.L.

P.S. : Atheists taste like chicken!

Eating people?
That's just plain sick.
A line has to be drawn, eating whole people is unnesecary
All that's needed is the blood
--
Lucifer, EAC Librarian of Dark Tomes of Excessive Evil and General
Purpose Igor
"Don't worry, I won't bite.......hard"
.
User: "Pierre LeButt"

Title: Re: Christians have the right to kill, butcher and eat atheists! 29 Nov 2006 04:52:09 PM

Jesus Lecter wrote:

X-No-Archive:yes

By not believing in the only superior being, GOD, atheists
degrade themselves to animal level.

Therefore, we Christians have the right to kill, butcher and
eat the atheists, because they are the same as cattle.

So if you're an atheist, you will be cooked and eaten by
a Christian soon. We are hungry for your juicy asses!

J.L.

P.S. : Atheists taste like chicken!


Mmmmm, atheists. They are so tasty. Mmmm, they taste
much better than Christians. Mmmm. Roasted atheist, mmmm.
Can I eat you?
.


User: "Voracious"

Title: Re: Christians have the right to kill, butcher and eat atheists! 29 Sep 2006 06:47:19 PM
Jesus Lecter wrote:

X-No-Archive:yes

By not believing in the only superior being, GOD, atheists
degrade themselves to animal level.

Therefore, we Christians have the right to kill, butcher and
eat the atheists, because they are the same as cattle.

So if you're an atheist, you will be cooked and eaten by
a Christian soon. We are hungry for your juicy asses!

J.L.

P.S. : Atheists taste like chicken!

P.P.S. Christians taste like *****!
Voracious
.
User: "seon ferguson"

Title: Re: Christians have the right to kill, butcher and eat atheists! 16 Oct 2006 03:57:34 AM

P.P.S. Christians taste like *****!

Voracious

Lol thats because there religion is *****.
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User: "raven1"

Title: Re: Christians have the right to kill, butcher and eat atheists! 29 Sep 2006 08:01:28 PM
On Sat, 30 Sep 2006 01:39:00 +0200, "Jesus Lecter"
<Ieatatheists@godorderedmetodothat.com> wrote:

X-No-Archive:yes

By not believing in the only superior being, GOD, atheists
degrade themselves to animal level.

Therefore, we Christians have the right to kill, butcher and
eat the atheists, because they are the same as cattle.

So if you're an atheist, you will be cooked and eaten by
a Christian soon. We are hungry for your juicy asses!

J.L.

P.S. : Atheists taste like chicken!

You should taste our livers. They go particularly well with fava beans
and a nice Chianti.
--
"O Sybilli, si ergo
Fortibus es in ero
O Nobili! Themis trux
Sivat sinem? Causen Dux"
.

User: "Uncle Vic"

Title: Re: Christians have the right to kill, butcher and eat atheists! 29 Sep 2006 06:46:43 PM
Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Jesus Lecter
(Ieatatheists@godorderedmetodothat.com) made the light shine upon us with
this:

X-No-Archive:yes

By not believing in the only superior being, GOD, atheists
degrade themselves to animal level.

That does not follow.


Therefore, we Christians have the right to kill, butcher and
eat the atheists, because they are the same as cattle.

Nor does that.


So if you're an atheist, you will be cooked and eaten by
a Christian soon. We are hungry for your juicy asses!

J.L.

P.S. : Atheists taste like chicken!

I don't know about that. Ever tried BBQ Christianbaby?
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department.
Plonked by Kadaitcha Man
.
User: ""

Title: Re: Christians have the right to kill, butcher and eat atheists! 30 Sep 2006 11:55:30 AM
I don't know where you live but I would like to roast a nice young
atheist girl or to.
Butcher, Australia
Uncle Vic wrote:

Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Jesus Lecter
(Ieatatheists@godorderedmetodothat.com) made the light shine upon us with
this:

X-No-Archive:yes

By not believing in the only superior being, GOD, atheists
degrade themselves to animal level.


That does not follow.


Therefore, we Christians have the right to kill, butcher and
eat the atheists, because they are the same as cattle.


Nor does that.


So if you're an atheist, you will be cooked and eaten by
a Christian soon. We are hungry for your juicy asses!

J.L.

P.S. : Atheists taste like chicken!


I don't know about that. Ever tried BBQ Christianbaby?


--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department.
Plonked by Kadaitcha Man

.



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