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25 Mar 2005 11:28:22 AM |
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Christians really grasping at straws now. |
http://www.guardian.co.uk/worldlatest/story/0,1280,-4891093,00.html
"Eternal Word Television Network, an Alabama-based Catholic cable
service..." nuff said
``You have a collusion of events that I think only the spiritually
blind would ignore,'' Arroyo said. ``It's not hard to see the
similarities between the pope and what Terri Schiavo is going through,
to some extent, and the sufferings of Christ that we commemorate Good
Friday.''
If Terri Schiavo dies today (Good Friday), they'll really go ape *****.
Of course if she does die, I wonder if someone will steal the body on
sunday and claim it was a miracle...you know just like someone did
with "Jesus."
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zamboni #2139
BAAWA Assistant to the Vice-Administrator of Malevolence
EAC Tertiary Adjunct to the Dispenser of Obfuscation.
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| User: "sAnToLiNa" |
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25 Mar 2005 08:33:00 PM |
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<zamboni30000@knowshpamatyahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1uh841tuc9a7j40baijecq701qdr862vg8@4ax.com...
http://www.guardian.co.uk/worldlatest/story/0,1280,-4891093,00.html
"Eternal Word Television Network, an Alabama-based Catholic cable
service..." nuff said
``You have a collusion of events that I think only the spiritually
blind would ignore,'' Arroyo said. ``It's not hard to see the
similarities between the pope and what Terri Schiavo is going through,
to some extent, and the sufferings of Christ that we commemorate Good
Friday.''
There is some similarity in these two situations. Jesus was a man in the
prime of his life who was tortured and killed for no good reason. Terri
Schiavo was a woman in the prime of her life who had her brain destroyed by
God Almighty for no good reason.
God turned an innocent young woman's brain to mush. Where's the outrage?
If Terri Schiavo dies today (Good Friday), they'll really go ape *****.
Wouldn't it be great if some of these fucks become so agitiated that they
crucified themselves? The middle ages weren't all bad, you know.
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| User: "stoney" |
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28 Mar 2005 06:56:15 PM |
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On Fri, 25 Mar 2005 18:33:00 -0800, "sAnToLiNa" <mystery@babylon.com>
wrote:
<zamboni30000@knowshpamatyahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1uh841tuc9a7j40baijecq701qdr862vg8@4ax.com...
http://www.guardian.co.uk/worldlatest/story/0,1280,-4891093,00.html
"Eternal Word Television Network, an Alabama-based Catholic cable
service..." nuff said
``You have a collusion of events that I think only the spiritually
blind would ignore,'' Arroyo said. ``It's not hard to see the
similarities between the pope and what Terri Schiavo is going through,
to some extent, and the sufferings of Christ that we commemorate Good
Friday.''
There is some similarity in these two situations. Jesus was a man in the
prime of his life who was tortured and killed for no good reason. Terri
Schiavo was a woman in the prime of her life who had her brain destroyed by
God Almighty for no good reason.
God turned an innocent young woman's brain to mush. Where's the outrage?
If Terri Schiavo dies today (Good Friday), they'll really go ape *****.
Wouldn't it be great if some of these fucks become so agitiated that they
crucified themselves? The middle ages weren't all bad, you know.
That would be a public service, so it won't happen.
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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25 Mar 2005 07:56:56 PM |
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wrote in
news:1uh841tuc9a7j40baijecq701qdr862vg8@4ax.com:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/worldlatest/story/0,1280,-4891093,00.html
"Eternal Word Television Network, an Alabama-based Catholic cable
service..." nuff said
``You have a collusion of events that I think only the spiritually
blind would ignore,'' Arroyo said. ``It's not hard to see the
similarities between the pope and what Terri Schiavo is going through,
to some extent, and the sufferings of Christ that we commemorate Good
Friday.''
If Terri Schiavo dies today (Good Friday), they'll really go ape *****.
Of course if she does die, I wonder if someone will steal the body on
sunday and claim it was a miracle...you know just like someone did
with "Jesus."
I wouldn't be surprised if her parents get the body and take it to some
crazy-***** tent-preacher's revival like some goofball did in Pensacola in
the late '90s. His young daughter died, and he brought her here to the
revival to have the preacher pray over her to bring her back.
--
Dr. Smartass -- BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
Never use a weapon you don't like the taste of.
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| User: "Phÿltêr" |
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26 Mar 2005 03:47:16 AM |
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Doc Smartass <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> astounded us with:
news:Xns9624CB2DEAE28askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18:
zamboni30000@knowshpamatyahoo.com wrote in
news:1uh841tuc9a7j40baijecq701qdr862vg8@4ax.com:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/worldlatest/story/0,1280,-4891093,00.html
"Eternal Word Television Network, an Alabama-based Catholic cable
service..." nuff said
``You have a collusion of events that I think only the spiritually
blind would ignore,'' Arroyo said. ``It's not hard to see the
similarities between the pope and what Terri Schiavo is going through,
to some extent, and the sufferings of Christ that we commemorate Good
Friday.''
If Terri Schiavo dies today (Good Friday), they'll really go ape *****.
Of course if she does die, I wonder if someone will steal the body on
sunday and claim it was a miracle...you know just like someone did
with "Jesus."
I wouldn't be surprised if her parents get the body and take it to some
crazy-***** tent-preacher's revival like some goofball did in Pensacola in
the late '90s. His young daughter died, and he brought her here to the
revival to have the preacher pray over her to bring her back.
Lemme guess......hmmmm, no!, don't tell me, she uhhhh, she uhhhhh, stayed
dead?
--
Phÿltêr
AA#1938
Denizen of Darkness #44 & AFJC Antipodean Attaché
Remove "s" to respond
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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26 Mar 2005 01:19:02 PM |
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"Phÿltêr" <phylter@hsotmail.com> wrote in
news:Eca1e.12637$C7.9884@news-server.bigpond.net.au:
Doc Smartass <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> astounded us
with: news:Xns9624CB2DEAE28askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18:
zamboni30000@knowshpamatyahoo.com wrote in
news:1uh841tuc9a7j40baijecq701qdr862vg8@4ax.com:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/worldlatest/story/0,1280,-4891093,00.html
"Eternal Word Television Network, an Alabama-based Catholic cable
service..." nuff said
``You have a collusion of events that I think only the spiritually
blind would ignore,'' Arroyo said. ``It's not hard to see the
similarities between the pope and what Terri Schiavo is going
through, to some extent, and the sufferings of Christ that we
commemorate Good Friday.''
If Terri Schiavo dies today (Good Friday), they'll really go ape
*****.
Of course if she does die, I wonder if someone will steal the body
on sunday and claim it was a miracle...you know just like someone
did with "Jesus."
I wouldn't be surprised if her parents get the body and take it to
some crazy-***** tent-preacher's revival like some goofball did in
Pensacola in the late '90s. His young daughter died, and he brought
her here to the revival to have the preacher pray over her to bring
her back.
Lemme guess......hmmmm, no!, don't tell me, she uhhhh, she uhhhhh,
stayed dead?
That was just a lucky guess! Next you'll be predicting that the sun will
rise somewhere in the East tomorrow.
--
Dr. Smartass -- BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
Never use a weapon you don't like the taste of.
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| User: "rj" |
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25 Mar 2005 10:25:18 PM |
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wrote in
news:1uh841tuc9a7j40baijecq701qdr862vg8@4ax.com:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/worldlatest/story/0,1280,-4891093,00.html
"Eternal Word Television Network, an Alabama-based Catholic cable
service..." nuff said
``You have a collusion of events that I think only the spiritually
blind would ignore,'' Arroyo said. ``It's not hard to see the
similarities between the pope and what Terri Schiavo is going through,
to some extent, and the sufferings of Christ that we commemorate Good
Friday.''
If Terri Schiavo dies today (Good Friday), they'll really go ape *****.
Of course if she does die, I wonder if someone will steal the body on
sunday and claim it was a miracle...you know just like someone did
with "Jesus."
Then come the bad jokes like what's the difference between Terri and Jesus,
etc.
rj
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| User: "stoney" |
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28 Mar 2005 06:56:33 PM |
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On Sat, 26 Mar 2005 04:25:18 GMT, rj <rj@yahoo.com> wrote:
zamboni30000@knowshpamatyahoo.com wrote in
news:1uh841tuc9a7j40baijecq701qdr862vg8@4ax.com:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/worldlatest/story/0,1280,-4891093,00.html
"Eternal Word Television Network, an Alabama-based Catholic cable
service..." nuff said
``You have a collusion of events that I think only the spiritually
blind would ignore,'' Arroyo said. ``It's not hard to see the
similarities between the pope and what Terri Schiavo is going through,
to some extent, and the sufferings of Christ that we commemorate Good
Friday.''
If Terri Schiavo dies today (Good Friday), they'll really go ape *****.
Of course if she does die, I wonder if someone will steal the body on
sunday and claim it was a miracle...you know just like someone did
with "Jesus."
Then come the bad jokes like what's the difference between Terri and Jesus,
etc.
Terri existed.
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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| User: "Just Mark" |
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25 Mar 2005 04:43:42 PM |
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wrote:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/worldlatest/story/0,1280,-4891093,00.html
"Eternal Word Television Network, an Alabama-based Catholic cable
service..." nuff said
``You have a collusion of events that I think only the spiritually
blind would ignore,'' Arroyo said. ``It's not hard to see the
similarities between the pope and what Terri Schiavo is going
through,
to some extent, and the sufferings of Christ that we commemorate Good
Friday.''
If Terri Schiavo dies today (Good Friday), they'll really go ape
*****.
Of course if she does die, I wonder if someone will steal the body on
sunday and claim it was a miracle...you know just like someone did
with "Jesus."
--
zamboni #2139
BAAWA Assistant to the Vice-Administrator of Malevolence
EAC Tertiary Adjunct to the Dispenser of Obfuscation.
Sure. But the comparison breaks down almost immediately, since we have
ample irrefutable evidence of Terri's existence, and no irrefutable
evidence for Jesus's.
Just Mark
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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25 Mar 2005 07:58:17 PM |
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"Just Mark" <neverassumeyouknow@yahoo.com> wrote in
news:1111790622.510302.186690@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com:
zamboni30000@knowshpamatyahoo.com wrote:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/worldlatest/story/0,1280,-4891093,00.html
"Eternal Word Television Network, an Alabama-based Catholic cable
service..." nuff said
``You have a collusion of events that I think only the spiritually
blind would ignore,'' Arroyo said. ``It's not hard to see the
similarities between the pope and what Terri Schiavo is going
through,
to some extent, and the sufferings of Christ that we commemorate Good
Friday.''
If Terri Schiavo dies today (Good Friday), they'll really go ape
*****.
Of course if she does die, I wonder if someone will steal the body on
sunday and claim it was a miracle...you know just like someone did
with "Jesus."
--
zamboni #2139
BAAWA Assistant to the Vice-Administrator of Malevolence
EAC Tertiary Adjunct to the Dispenser of Obfuscation.
Sure. But the comparison breaks down almost immediately, since we have
ample irrefutable evidence of Terri's existence, and no irrefutable
evidence for Jesus's.
Just Mark
But what about the black-velvet portraits of jeebers?
--
Dr. Smartass -- BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
Never use a weapon you don't like the taste of.
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| User: "Just Mark" |
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27 Mar 2005 04:39:19 PM |
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Doc Smartass wrote:
"Just Mark" <neverassumeyouknow@yahoo.com> wrote in
news:1111790622.510302.186690@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com:
zamboni30000@knowshpamatyahoo.com wrote:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/worldlatest/story/0,1280,-4891093,00.html
"Eternal Word Television Network, an Alabama-based Catholic cable
service..." nuff said
``You have a collusion of events that I think only the spiritually
blind would ignore,'' Arroyo said. ``It's not hard to see the
similarities between the pope and what Terri Schiavo is going
through,
to some extent, and the sufferings of Christ that we commemorate
Good
Friday.''
If Terri Schiavo dies today (Good Friday), they'll really go ape
*****.
Of course if she does die, I wonder if someone will steal the body
on
sunday and claim it was a miracle...you know just like someone did
with "Jesus."
--
zamboni #2139
BAAWA Assistant to the Vice-Administrator of Malevolence
EAC Tertiary Adjunct to the Dispenser of Obfuscation.
Sure. But the comparison breaks down almost immediately, since we
have
ample irrefutable evidence of Terri's existence, and no irrefutable
evidence for Jesus's.
Just Mark
But what about the black-velvet portraits of jeebers?
Well...I hadn't thought of that. Damn my sheltered life.
JM
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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28 Mar 2005 11:12:57 PM |
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"Just Mark" <neverassumeyouknow@yahoo.com> wrote in
news:1111963159.166114.327130@l41g2000cwc.googlegroups.com:
Doc Smartass wrote:
"Just Mark" <neverassumeyouknow@yahoo.com> wrote in
news:1111790622.510302.186690@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com:
zamboni30000@knowshpamatyahoo.com wrote:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/worldlatest/story/0,1280,-4891093,00.html
"Eternal Word Television Network, an Alabama-based Catholic cable
service..." nuff said
``You have a collusion of events that I think only the spiritually
blind would ignore,'' Arroyo said. ``It's not hard to see the
similarities between the pope and what Terri Schiavo is going
through,
to some extent, and the sufferings of Christ that we commemorate
Good
Friday.''
If Terri Schiavo dies today (Good Friday), they'll really go ape
*****.
Of course if she does die, I wonder if someone will steal the body
on
sunday and claim it was a miracle...you know just like someone did
with "Jesus."
--
zamboni #2139
BAAWA Assistant to the Vice-Administrator of Malevolence
EAC Tertiary Adjunct to the Dispenser of Obfuscation.
Sure. But the comparison breaks down almost immediately, since we
have
ample irrefutable evidence of Terri's existence, and no irrefutable
evidence for Jesus's.
Just Mark
But what about the black-velvet portraits of jeebers?
Well...I hadn't thought of that. Damn my sheltered life.
Tijuana, man. Expans your horizons!
--
Dr. Smartass, who's never been to Tijuana
Never use a weapon you don't like the taste of.
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| User: "stoney" |
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29 Mar 2005 11:16:06 AM |
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On 27 Mar 2005 14:39:19 -0800, "Just Mark"
<neverassumeyouknow@yahoo.com> wrote:
Doc Smartass wrote:
"Just Mark" <neverassumeyouknow@yahoo.com> wrote in
news:1111790622.510302.186690@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com:
zamboni30000@knowshpamatyahoo.com wrote:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/worldlatest/story/0,1280,-4891093,00.html
"Eternal Word Television Network, an Alabama-based Catholic cable
service..." nuff said
``You have a collusion of events that I think only the spiritually
blind would ignore,'' Arroyo said. ``It's not hard to see the
similarities between the pope and what Terri Schiavo is going
through,
to some extent, and the sufferings of Christ that we commemorate
Good
Friday.''
If Terri Schiavo dies today (Good Friday), they'll really go ape
*****.
Of course if she does die, I wonder if someone will steal the body
on
sunday and claim it was a miracle...you know just like someone did
with "Jesus."
--
zamboni #2139
BAAWA Assistant to the Vice-Administrator of Malevolence
EAC Tertiary Adjunct to the Dispenser of Obfuscation.
Sure. But the comparison breaks down almost immediately, since we
have
ample irrefutable evidence of Terri's existence, and no irrefutable
evidence for Jesus's.
Just Mark
But what about the black-velvet portraits of jeebers?
Well...I hadn't thought of that. Damn my sheltered life.
/cue Black Velvet by Alannah Miles
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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| User: "stoney" |
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28 Mar 2005 06:55:09 PM |
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On Fri, 25 Mar 2005 11:28:22 -0600,
wrote:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/worldlatest/story/0,1280,-4891093,00.html
"Eternal Word Television Network, an Alabama-based Catholic cable
service..." nuff said
``You have a collusion of events that I think only the spiritually
blind would ignore,'' Arroyo said. ``It's not hard to see the
similarities between the pope and what Terri Schiavo is going through,
to some extent, and the sufferings of Christ that we commemorate Good
Friday.''
If Terri Schiavo dies today (Good Friday), they'll really go ape *****.
Of course if she does die, I wonder if someone will steal the body on
sunday and claim it was a miracle...you know just like someone did
with "Jesus."
You're assuming 'Jesus' ever existed.
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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| User: "duke" |
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26 Mar 2005 08:40:55 AM |
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On Fri, 25 Mar 2005 11:28:22 -0600, wrote:
Friday.''
If Terri Schiavo dies today (Good Friday), they'll really go ape *****.
Of course if she does die, I wonder if someone will steal the body on
sunday and claim it was a miracle...you know just like someone did
with "Jesus."
They couldn't steal the body of Jesus. Roman soldiers were guarding the tomb.
Uh, you........did..............know that, didn't you?
duke
*****
Acts 2
38Peter replied, "Repent and be baptized, every
one of you, in the name of Jesus Christ for the
forgiveness of your sins. And you will receive
the gift of the Holy Spirit".
*****
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| User: "" |
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28 Mar 2005 09:49:49 PM |
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On Sat, 26 Mar 2005 08:40:55 -0600, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote:
On Fri, 25 Mar 2005 11:28:22 -0600, wrote:
Friday.''
If Terri Schiavo dies today (Good Friday), they'll really go ape *****.
Of course if she does die, I wonder if someone will steal the body on
sunday and claim it was a miracle...you know just like someone did
with "Jesus."
They couldn't steal the body of Jesus. Roman soldiers were guarding the tomb.
Wow, aren't you naive...no wonder you're so easily deceived by all the
christer *****.
Uh, you........did..............know that, didn't you?
Well, I know it's just a story...uh...you...do...know that, right?
duke
*****
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zamboni #2139
BAAWA Assistant to the Vice-Administrator of Malevolence
EAC Tertiary Adjunct to the Dispenser of Obfuscation.
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| User: "Budikka666" |
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28 Mar 2005 07:13:40 PM |
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PUKE LIED:
They couldn't steal the body of Jesus.
Finally Duck ***** strikes it lucky and actually gets something right.
It had to happen sooner or later by sheer statistics: there never was a
Jesus to have a body to steal in the first place.
Roman soldiers were guarding the tomb.
Another lie from the liar and father of lies. Outside of the anonymous
OT blather which is demonstrably lies, there's no evidence there's a
god, none that there was a Jesus, none that such a person was
crucified, none that he was "buried" in a tomb, none that Roman
soldiers "guarded" the tomb, and none that this "Jesus" rose from the
dead!
In other words, once again Duck ***** will out.
(That's your cue to run off to another thread, Duck *****, where I'm not
thrashing your sorry ***** raw with reality yet again).
Budikka
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