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"Mark" |
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05 Jun 2006 07:35:46 PM |
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christians vs lions |
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060605/od_nm/ukraine_lion_dc;
_ylt=Am33KL4CHw3wZyUBkeF82VkPLBIF;_ylu=X3oDMTA0cDJlYmhvBHNlYwM-
KIEV (Reuters) - A man shouting that God would keep him safe
was mauled to death by a lioness in Kiev zoo after he crept
into the animal's enclosure, a zoo official said on Monday.
"The man shouted 'God will save me, if he exists', lowered
himself by a rope into the enclosure, took his shoes off and
went up to the lions," the official said.
"A lioness went straight for him, knocked him down and severed
his carotid artery."
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dang...who'da thunk it??? ;^D
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Mark
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| User: "Bill M" |
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| Title: Re: christians vs lions |
05 Jun 2006 07:42:33 PM |
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God was too busy making love to Mary Magdelin to notice this poor fellow
being eaten alive by one of his creatures, the lioness!
"Mark" <mark@no.answer.net> wrote in message
news:Xns97D9D184B5464markisnotavailable@70.168.83.30...
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060605/od_nm/ukraine_lion_dc;
_ylt=Am33KL4CHw3wZyUBkeF82VkPLBIF;_ylu=X3oDMTA0cDJlYmhvBHNlYwM-
KIEV (Reuters) - A man shouting that God would keep him safe
was mauled to death by a lioness in Kiev zoo after he crept
into the animal's enclosure, a zoo official said on Monday.
"The man shouted 'God will save me, if he exists', lowered
himself by a rope into the enclosure, took his shoes off and
went up to the lions," the official said.
"A lioness went straight for him, knocked him down and severed
his carotid artery."
_____________
dang...who'da thunk it??? ;^D
--
Mark
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Muslims vs lions |
06 Jun 2006 08:44:12 AM |
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He wasn't a christian, but a muslim from Azerbaijan
http://www.kyivpost.com/bn/24575/
Lion kills man who climbed into cage in Ukrainian capital's zoo
Jun 05 2006, 15:46
(AP) A lion killed a man who climbed into its enclosure in the
Ukrainian capital's zoo, police said Monday.
The lion attacked the 45-year-old Ukrainian late Sunday after he used a
rope to climb down into an enclosure with four lions, said Kyiv police
spokesman Volodymyr Polishchuk.
He said the man, who was not identified, was acting aggressively and
the lion seized him by the throat. The man, an ethnic Azerbaijani, died
at the scene.
Ukrainian TV channel NTN broadcast interviews with witnesses who said
the man told them that he wanted to test God, believing that God would
not allow the lions to hurt him.
Zoo officials could not immediately be reached for comment.
Mark wrote:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060605/od_nm/ukraine_lion_dc;
_ylt=Am33KL4CHw3wZyUBkeF82VkPLBIF;_ylu=X3oDMTA0cDJlYmhvBHNlYwM-
KIEV (Reuters) - A man shouting that God would keep him safe
was mauled to death by a lioness in Kiev zoo after he crept
into the animal's enclosure, a zoo official said on Monday.
"The man shouted 'God will save me, if he exists', lowered
himself by a rope into the enclosure, took his shoes off and
went up to the lions," the official said.
"A lioness went straight for him, knocked him down and severed
his carotid artery."
_____________
dang...who'da thunk it??? ;^D
--
Mark
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Muslims vs lions |
06 Jun 2006 11:17:24 AM |
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<beegees@inbox.com> wrote in message
news:1149601452.619394.32940@i39g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
He wasn't a christian, but a muslim from Azerbaijan
Ah well, still a theist.
http://www.kyivpost.com/bn/24575/
Lion kills man who climbed into cage in Ukrainian capital's zoo
Jun 05 2006, 15:46
(AP) A lion killed a man who climbed into its enclosure in the
Ukrainian capital's zoo, police said Monday.
The lion attacked the 45-year-old Ukrainian late Sunday after he used a
rope to climb down into an enclosure with four lions, said Kyiv police
spokesman Volodymyr Polishchuk.
He said the man, who was not identified, was acting aggressively and
the lion seized him by the throat. The man, an ethnic Azerbaijani, died
at the scene.
Ukrainian TV channel NTN broadcast interviews with witnesses who said
the man told them that he wanted to test God, believing that God would
not allow the lions to hurt him.
Zoo officials could not immediately be reached for comment.
Mark wrote:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060605/od_nm/ukraine_lion_dc;
_ylt=Am33KL4CHw3wZyUBkeF82VkPLBIF;_ylu=X3oDMTA0cDJlYmhvBHNlYwM-
KIEV (Reuters) - A man shouting that God would keep him safe
was mauled to death by a lioness in Kiev zoo after he crept
into the animal's enclosure, a zoo official said on Monday.
"The man shouted 'God will save me, if he exists', lowered
himself by a rope into the enclosure, took his shoes off and
went up to the lions," the official said.
"A lioness went straight for him, knocked him down and severed
his carotid artery."
_____________
dang...who'da thunk it??? ;^D
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
Atheist ***** Extraordinaire
#1557
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Muslims vs lions |
06 Jun 2006 09:41:19 AM |
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wrote:
He wasn't a christian, but a muslim from Azerbaijan
http://www.kyivpost.com/bn/24575/
Lion kills man who climbed into cage in Ukrainian capital's zoo
Jun 05 2006, 15:46
(AP) A lion killed a man who climbed into its enclosure in the
Ukrainian capital's zoo, police said Monday.
The lion attacked the 45-year-old Ukrainian late Sunday after he used a
rope to climb down into an enclosure with four lions, said Kyiv police
spokesman Volodymyr Polishchuk.
He said the man, who was not identified, was acting aggressively and
the lion seized him by the throat. The man, an ethnic Azerbaijani, died
at the scene.
Ukrainian TV channel NTN broadcast interviews with witnesses who said
the man told them that he wanted to test God, believing that God would
not allow the lions to hurt him.
Zoo officials could not immediately be reached for comment.
Now how stupid would that be?! So the retard just wanted to prove that
the kORAN has more balls than the bIBLE by spectacularly demonstrating
in pub(L)ic that the bIBLE is wrong? Obviously the believers are very
sick inferior creatures ...
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| User: "Viejo Vizcacha" |
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| Title: Re: christians vs lions |
05 Jun 2006 09:43:05 PM |
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Mark wrote:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060605/od_nm/ukraine_lion_dc;
_ylt=Am33KL4CHw3wZyUBkeF82VkPLBIF;_ylu=X3oDMTA0cDJlYmhvBHNlYwM-
KIEV (Reuters) - A man shouting that God would keep him safe
was mauled to death by a lioness in Kiev zoo after he crept
into the animal's enclosure, a zoo official said on Monday.
"The man shouted 'God will save me, if he exists', lowered
himself by a rope into the enclosure, took his shoes off and
went up to the lions," the official said.
"A lioness went straight for him, knocked him down and severed
his carotid artery."
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Nothing like religion to make people do stupid things. Religion has the
power to bring up the stupidest in every human being.
VV
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: christians vs lions |
06 Jun 2006 08:10:03 AM |
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Viejo Vizcacha wrote:
Nothing like religion to make people do stupid things. Religion has the
power to bring up the stupidest in every human being.
VV
interestingly enough, religion is legal and tax-exempt. More ZOOs TO
THE people (TO THE believers, that is)!
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| User: "GODS CREATOR" |
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| Title: Re: christians vs lions |
06 Jun 2006 08:20:19 AM |
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<a class="moz-txt-link-abbreviated" href="mailto:dr_apel@msn.com">dr_apel@msn.com</a> wrote:
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cite="mid1149599403.648662.22810@f6g2000cwb.googlegroups.com"
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<pre wrap="">Viejo Vizcacha wrote:
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<pre wrap="">Nothing like religion to make people do stupid things. Religion has the
power to bring up the stupidest in every human being.
VV
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interestingly enough, religion is legal and tax-exempt. More ZOOs TO
THE people (TO THE believers, that is)!
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<font color="#663366"><big><b> Thus Spake: *G* *O* *D* *S* *C*
*R* *E* *A* *T* *O* *R*</b></big></font><br>
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<big> I have came to the conclusion that religious people were
born stupid,<br>
and later decided it was even better being... ignorant.</big><br>
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<font color="#660000">Wise men study unknown and mysterious things, to
enhance their wisdom.<br>
While stupid men shout, kneel down, close their eyes and mumble... <span
class="moz-smiley-s8"><span> =-O </span></span><br>
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<div align="center"><font color="#663366"><big><big><b>God's Creator!</b></big></big></font><br>
(<font color="#cc0000"><b>That was my only sin...</b></font>) <span
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color="#cc0000">USED GODS SALE! : ---></font> <a class="moz-txt-link-freetext" href="http://www.godchecker.com/">http://www.godchecker.com/</a> </font></b></big>
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| User: "Stephen Knight" |
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| Title: Re: christians vs lions |
05 Jun 2006 09:19:31 PM |
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On Tue, 06 Jun 2006 00:35:46 GMT, Mark <mark@no.answer.net> wrote:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060605/od_nm/ukraine_lion_dc;
_ylt=Am33KL4CHw3wZyUBkeF82VkPLBIF;_ylu=X3oDMTA0cDJlYmhvBHNlYwM-
KIEV (Reuters) - A man shouting that God would keep him safe
was mauled to death by a lioness in Kiev zoo after he crept
into the animal's enclosure, a zoo official said on Monday.
"The man shouted 'God will save me, if he exists', lowered
himself by a rope into the enclosure, took his shoes off and
went up to the lions," the official said.
"A lioness went straight for him, knocked him down and severed
his carotid artery."
Darwin award winner. He's dead, out of the gene pool and life is
good.
Warlord Steve
BAAWA
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