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Religions > Atheism |
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"Harlow V. A. Campbell" |
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20 Dec 2005 04:31:41 PM |
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Christmas Decorations |
Well, Christmas time is here one again....Time
to get naked and perform ancient Druid Solstice
rituals.
Here's Harlow's annual review of what's gay, what's
not gay and what's just downright trailer-trashy.
First off, Christmas is a great time of year...Even
for pagan mother-fuckers like me. So, here's the rules.
1) Anyone that says "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry
Christmas" is a gay, homosexual ***** and ought to be
brained off the head w/ my Louisville Slugger.
2) Go easy on the tree decorations. As with women's
clothing, the less the better. I set up my tree over the
weekend...A REAL tree, not some fucking Wal-mart
plastic POS. This year the only decorations on the tree
are about 12-15 candy canes.....That's it! Simple.
3) Christmas is for kids, give em what you can.
If you've got a little extra, throw it in the Salavation Army pot.
As far as outside decorations, again keep it simple. Nothing
like seeing some homo claus up on the roof of a mobile home.
HO Ho Homo
Tinsel-gay
Gaudy ornaments-gay
Those inflateable snowmen-gay
Reindeer-gay
Merry Christmas Everyone!
Harlow Claus
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| User: "Hagar" |
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| Title: Re: Christmas Decorations |
21 Dec 2005 12:08:40 PM |
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"Harlow V. A. Campbell" <harlowcampbell@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1135117901.901349.142610@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
Well, Christmas time is here one again....Time
to get naked and perform ancient Druid Solstice
rituals.
Here's Harlow's annual review of what's gay, what's
not gay and what's just downright trailer-trashy.
First off, Christmas is a great time of year...Even
for pagan mother-fuckers like me. So, here's the rules.
1) Anyone that says "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry
Christmas" is a gay, homosexual ***** and ought to be
brained off the head w/ my Louisville Slugger.
2) Go easy on the tree decorations. As with women's
clothing, the less the better. I set up my tree over the
weekend...A REAL tree, not some fucking Wal-mart
plastic POS. This year the only decorations on the tree
are about 12-15 candy canes.....That's it! Simple.
3) Christmas is for kids, give em what you can.
If you've got a little extra, throw it in the Salavation Army pot.
As far as outside decorations, again keep it simple. Nothing
like seeing some homo claus up on the roof of a mobile home.
HO Ho Homo
Tinsel-gay
Gaudy ornaments-gay
Those inflateable snowmen-gay
Reindeer-gay
Merry Christmas Everyone!
Harlow Claus
Say, HVAC, what does the "VA" stand for ?? Very Anal, mayhaps ??
What category does a blow-up doll fit in ?? I got her instead of a tree,
this time around. I also bought her a cute Santa hat and stood her in the
corner normally occupied by the cheapo Walmart plastic tree.
Does that fall into the gay category ?
What if I get drunk and have relations with her, after all, she's rather
cute with perky mammary glands and a nice butt.
What would old Nick think ??
What would Jebus think ??
When I pull the plug, she just goes pfffffffftttttt and looks so darn sad,
that I just have to inflate her again.
Please advise, oh wise one.
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| User: "nJb" |
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| Title: Re: Christmas Decorations |
20 Dec 2005 09:40:37 PM |
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Harlow V. A. Campbell wrote:
Well, Christmas time is here one again....Time
to get naked and perform ancient Druid Solstice
rituals.
Here's Harlow's annual review of what's gay, what's
not gay and what's just downright trailer-trashy.
First off, Christmas is a great time of year...Even
for pagan mother-fuckers like me. So, here's the rules.
1) Anyone that says "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry
Christmas" is a gay, homosexual ***** and ought to be
brained off the head w/ my Louisville Slugger.
2) Go easy on the tree decorations. As with women's
clothing, the less the better. I set up my tree over the
weekend...A REAL tree, not some fucking Wal-mart
plastic POS. This year the only decorations on the tree
are about 12-15 candy canes.....That's it! Simple.
3) Christmas is for kids, give em what you can.
If you've got a little extra, throw it in the Salavation Army pot.
As far as outside decorations, again keep it simple. Nothing
like seeing some homo claus up on the roof of a mobile home.
HO Ho Homo
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Jack
bobo1148atxmissiondotcom
http://www.glassartguild.com/gallery/jack_bowman
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| User: "Sir Gilligan Horry" |
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| Title: Re: Christmas Decorations |
20 Dec 2005 06:50:26 PM |
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On 20 Dec 2005 14:31:41 -0800, "Harlow V. A. Campbell"
<harlowcampbell@gmail.com> wrote:
1) Anyone that says "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry
Christmas" is a gay, homosexual ***** and ought to be
brained off the head w/ my Louisville Slugger.
Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas, Jolly Good Show, Ho Ho Ho, Love,
Peace, and great big lady teddy bear for grumpy HVAC this year.
Give the gays a break dude, and think up another theme for you daily
rants.
I just met a gay man recently, and he's OK.
Honest, clean living, safe, and better than the average bear.
He has a partner.
He knows I like Japanese ladies for company.
And even though a big fat gay man jumped on me when I was 18 years
old. I didn't get it up the old wazooo.
Because I was close to shoving a beer bottle in his eyes.
It doesn't mean I'm going to hate everyone.
Happy Holidays HVAC.
oi oi oi
least I didn't talk about aleeuns
cause you said that gives you a headache.
10 4.
Roger.
P.S.
Roger is married to a nice lady
and has seven kids to feed.
And if one of those kids turns out to be gay.
There is a good chance Roger won't hate his gay daughter and/or son.
THANKS TO AMERICA !!!
(and other good democratic countries)
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