On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 00:41:46 GMT, "ElRon XChile"
<xchile@the.Houston.Road.Runner> wrote:
<harlowcampbell@gmail.com> wrote in message
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"ElRon XChile" <xchile@the.Houston.Road.Runner> wrote in message
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I want:
A Fender Thinline Telecaster guitar
I play a Fender Coranado Bass....Hollow body-Sweet sound
Indeed! I have too many guitars to list, but my current menage'a'trois is me
and a Gibson faded Flying V and a Fender Classic 50s Stratocaster (Surf
Green); the old lady is still a 1963 (fer real) Stratocaster (the very first
Strat that I played when when I was 15)...... 2 years after my first
'sexual' experience....
That Coronado sounds very sweet indeed....
An end to war
What I *REALLY* want is more war.
I'm a warlord.
The Flying Saucers to land
They're already here....Where ya been?
When I first read this at work at NASA my heart started to pound. I rushed
home from work and looked in my backyard, but all I saw was dog poop. I
guess I should have gone into more detail with Bad Santa Horry over that
item! Well, at least the dog and I have several more months before XMas
arrives....
A hot, young ***** (oops, HVAC gets that 'cause he asked for her first...
I'll let you have sloppy seconds. I've got to warn you tho....She'll be
pretty
used up by the time I'm done w/ her.
besides, I don't think that my wife will let me unwrap her!)
Just accept your own apology, take the sloppy 2nd's and move on.
There's not even any reason for guilt!
Guilt is like a bag of stones...All you need to do is put it down.
--
"Twonky can't count to ten without fucking it up" -TimK
Harlow, you are a dirty old man! Drinks are on me!
Here's one for you:
A Hawaii woodpecker and a California woodpecker were arguing about which
place had the toughest trees. The Hawaii woodpecker said Hawaii had a
tree that no woodpecker could peck. The California woodpecker accepted
his challenge, and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem.
The Hawaiian woodpecker was in awe.
The California woodpecker then challenged the Hawaiian woodpecker to
peck a tree in California that was absolutely unpeckable. The Hawaiian
woodpecker expressed confidence he could do it, so accepted the
challenge. After flying to California, the Hawaii woodpecker
successfully pecked the tree with no problem.
So the two woodpeckers were now confused. How is it that the Californian
woodpecker was able to peck the Hawaiian tree and the Hawaiian
woodpecker was able to peck the Californian tree, but neither one was
able to peck the tree in their own state?
After much woodpecker-pondering, they both came to the same conclusion -
your pecker is always harder when you're away from home.
Here's one for Sir Gil:
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel stuffed down his
pants.
The bartender asks, "Why is that steering wheel stuffed down
your pants?"
The pirate replies, "Arrr, it's driving me nuts."
Ron
Good jokes Ron, or should I say ...
Totally Awesome Groovy Hip Hip Huzzah!
The "when you're away from home" thing reminded me of a time I went to
Australia to get a visa for Japan. .......Yep ..... there I once and
never again had an affair one night stand, and it was not good.
Much better is a 'one on one' and an understanding of each other.
(in more ways than one)
P.S.
Have a good sleep mate.
From old Horry in New Zealand.
Or good morning if you just woke up.
It's 4:18pm here now.
I will be surfing the infromation highway and check back here for the
next 5 or 11 hours.
.
