Chungian Analysis: death via quail-induced gastric explosion (continued)



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Topic: Religions > Atheism
User: "Cary Kittrell"
Date: 28 Jun 2007 07:42:41 PM
Object: Chungian Analysis: death via quail-induced gastric explosion (continued)
In article <1183075902.630747.234550@u2g2000hsc.googlegroups.com> Father Haskell <fatherhaskell@yahoo.com> writes:

On Jun 28, 2:31 pm, Don Kirkman <dons...@wavecable.com> wrote:

It seems to me I heard somewhere that Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote in
article <1183012661.396914.182...@n60g2000hse.googlegroups.com>:

convicted neighbor Don Kirkman wrote:

Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:

convicted neighbor Cary Kittrell wrote:

Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:

http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/205fd672690da5a8?

God, still petulant about the whole thing, hit them with a
plague "while the flesh was yet between their teeth, ere it was
chewed."

That was **when** GOD chose per HIS infinite free will to allow them
to eat of their own free will until they literally exploded.


Can you cite a modern instance of anyone literally exploding from
overeating? That would be a pretty messy autopsy and embalming, one
would think.


Shovel and a bucket, no prob.

Not that it'd ever get that far. The stomach gets full, it just
becomes
impossible to get more food in. You stop eating and go for an Alka
Seltzer.
Simple as that. Stomachs are made from connective tissue so
amazingly tough you can use them for rugby balls, as some
"primitive" tribespeople do. You'd die from gout long before doing
a Mr. Creosote.

Have any of the contestants at the Nathan's Coney Island hot
dog scarfing contest ever exploded? What'd that plucky little
Chinese fellow manage to cram down last year, 48 in ten minutes?

Dude! There's a PICTURE of this! And it's ON THE NET, so it
must be true:
http://www.spamusement.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=6998&view=previous&sid=4d12b7c3fee5e0d41edd9c63a98e03ea
Note, however, in this near photo-realistic rendition, we can plainly
see that the victim died of plauge-smoteness, and not of "literally"
exploding.
There are several references to actual quail-eathing contests to be found
via Google. None mentions inadvertent detonations.
-- cary
.

User: "Kurt Gavin"

Title: Re: Chungian Analysis: death via quail-induced gastric explosion (continued) 28 Jun 2007 10:49:21 PM
"Cary Kittrell" <cary@afone.as.arizona.edu> wrote in message
news:f61ki1$8ud$1@onion.ccit.arizona.edu...

In article <1183075902.630747.234550@u2g2000hsc.googlegroups.com> Father
Haskell <fatherhaskell@yahoo.com> writes:

On Jun 28, 2:31 pm, Don Kirkman <dons...@wavecable.com> wrote:

It seems to me I heard somewhere that Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote in
article <1183012661.396914.182...@n60g2000hse.googlegroups.com>:

convicted neighbor Don Kirkman wrote:

Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:

convicted neighbor Cary Kittrell wrote:

Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:

http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/205fd672690da5a8?


God, still petulant about the whole thing, hit them with a
plague "while the flesh was yet between their teeth, ere it was
chewed."


That was **when** GOD chose per HIS infinite free will to allow
them
to eat of their own free will until they literally exploded.



Can you cite a modern instance of anyone literally exploding from
overeating? That would be a pretty messy autopsy and embalming, one
would think.


Shovel and a bucket, no prob.

Not that it'd ever get that far. The stomach gets full, it just
becomes
impossible to get more food in. You stop eating and go for an Alka
Seltzer.
Simple as that. Stomachs are made from connective tissue so
amazingly tough you can use them for rugby balls, as some
"primitive" tribespeople do. You'd die from gout long before doing
a Mr. Creosote.

Have any of the contestants at the Nathan's Coney Island hot
dog scarfing contest ever exploded? What'd that plucky little
Chinese fellow manage to cram down last year, 48 in ten minutes?


Dude! There's a PICTURE of this! And it's ON THE NET, so it
must be true:


http://www.spamusement.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=6998&view=previous&sid=4d12b7c3fee5e0d41edd9c63a98e03ea

Note, however, in this near photo-realistic rendition, we can plainly
see that the victim died of plauge-smoteness, and not of "literally"
exploding.

There are several references to actual quail-eathing contests to be found
via Google. None mentions inadvertent detonations.

Probably, any clinic or hospital that might hire chung, would have a search
done to see if he has stuff on the internet.
This holy gastric explosion diagnosis should go over quite well...


-- cary


.
User: "Father Haskell"

Title: Re: Chungian Analysis: death via quail-induced gastric explosion (continued) 29 Jun 2007 12:22:38 AM
On Jun 28, 11:49 pm, "Kurt Gavin" <bugger...@s.com> wrote:

"Cary Kittrell" <c...@afone.as.arizona.edu> wrote in message

news:f61ki1$8ud$1@onion.ccit.arizona.edu...



In article <1183075902.630747.234...@u2g2000hsc.googlegroups.com> Father
Haskell <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> writes:

On Jun 28, 2:31 pm, Don Kirkman <dons...@wavecable.com> wrote:

It seems to me I heard somewhere that Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote in
article <1183012661.396914.182...@n60g2000hse.googlegroups.com>:


convicted neighbor Don Kirkman wrote:

Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:

convicted neighbor Cary Kittrell wrote:

Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:

http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/205fd672690da5a8?


God, still petulant about the whole thing, hit them with a
plague "while the flesh was yet between their teeth, ere it was
chewed."


That was **when** GOD chose per HIS infinite free will to allow
them
to eat of their own free will until they literally exploded.


Can you cite a modern instance of anyone literally exploding from
overeating? That would be a pretty messy autopsy and embalming, one
would think.


Shovel and a bucket, no prob.


Not that it'd ever get that far. The stomach gets full, it just
becomes
impossible to get more food in. You stop eating and go for an Alka
Seltzer.
Simple as that. Stomachs are made from connective tissue so
amazingly tough you can use them for rugby balls, as some
"primitive" tribespeople do. You'd die from gout long before doing
a Mr. Creosote.


Have any of the contestants at the Nathan's Coney Island hot
dog scarfing contest ever exploded? What'd that plucky little
Chinese fellow manage to cram down last year, 48 in ten minutes?


Dude! There's a PICTURE of this! And it's ON THE NET, so it
must be true:


http://www.spamusement.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=6998&view=previous&...


Note, however, in this near photo-realistic rendition, we can plainly
see that the victim died of plauge-smoteness, and not of "literally"
exploding.


There are several references to actual quail-eathing contests to be found
via Google. None mentions inadvertent detonations.


Probably, any clinic or hospital that might hire chung, would have a search
done to see if he has stuff on the internet.

This holy gastric explosion diagnosis should go over quite well...

Anything after "Satan's spooge" is icing on the cake.
.


User: "Father Haskell"

Title: Re: Chungian Analysis: death via quail-induced gastric explosion (continued) 29 Jun 2007 12:21:15 AM
On Jun 28, 8:42 pm,
(Cary Kittrell) wrote:

In article <1183075902.630747.234...@u2g2000hsc.googlegroups.com> Father Haskell <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> writes:



On Jun 28, 2:31 pm, Don Kirkman <dons...@wavecable.com> wrote:

It seems to me I heard somewhere that Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote in
article <1183012661.396914.182...@n60g2000hse.googlegroups.com>:


convicted neighbor Don Kirkman wrote:

Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:

convicted neighbor Cary Kittrell wrote:

Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:

http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/205fd672690da5a8?

God, still petulant about the whole thing, hit them with a
plague "while the flesh was yet between their teeth, ere it was
chewed."

That was **when** GOD chose per HIS infinite free will to allow them
to eat of their own free will until they literally exploded.


Can you cite a modern instance of anyone literally exploding from
overeating? That would be a pretty messy autopsy and embalming, one
would think.


Shovel and a bucket, no prob.


Not that it'd ever get that far. The stomach gets full, it just
becomes
impossible to get more food in. You stop eating and go for an Alka
Seltzer.
Simple as that. Stomachs are made from connective tissue so
amazingly tough you can use them for rugby balls, as some
"primitive" tribespeople do. You'd die from gout long before doing
a Mr. Creosote.


Have any of the contestants at the Nathan's Coney Island hot
dog scarfing contest ever exploded? What'd that plucky little
Chinese fellow manage to cram down last year, 48 in ten minutes?


Dude! There's a PICTURE of this! And it's ON THE NET, so it
must be true:

http://www.spamusement.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=6998&view=previous&...

I eat my words then. Oh, the humanity.

Note, however, in this near photo-realistic rendition, we can plainly
see that the victim died of plauge-smoteness, and not of "literally"
exploding.

There are several references to actual quail-eathing contests to be found
via Google. None mentions inadvertent detonations.

Classified information, eyes only.
.


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