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"Desdinova" |
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04 Sep 2004 04:14:20 PM |
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Church Banner |
A banner seen at a local church:
"...and God is still on the throne!"
Here are two for starters:
He must be taking a "holy *****".
I saw him go in with a newspaper, it may be a while.
Please add your own.
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Desdinova aa #(h)887 (work it out in decimal)
EAC Director of Research and Destroy, Black Helicopter Pilot
"Religion is what the common people see as true,
the wise people see as false, and the rulers see as useful."
-Seneca
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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| Title: Re: Church Banner |
04 Sep 2004 08:30:39 PM |
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"Desdinova" <Desdinova@nospam.org> wrote in
news:Meq_c.299580$fv.295325@fe2.columbus.rr.com:
A banner seen at a local church:
"...and God is still on the throne!"
Here are two for starters:
He must be taking a "holy *****".
I saw him go in with a newspaper, it may be a while.
Please add your own.
"Flush Twice: It's A Long Way to the Vatican."
--
Dr. Smartass -- BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
The Fundamentalist
== Knows no greater joy than the sound of his own voice.
== Knows no greater terror than the god he creates in his own image.
== Knows no greater evil than an unfettered mind.
== Knows no greater blasphemy than being told "NO."
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| User: "quibbler" |
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| Title: Re: Church Banner |
04 Sep 2004 09:11:49 PM |
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In article <Xns955AD0E9C4B4askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>,
gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com says...
"Desdinova" <Desdinova@nospam.org> wrote in
news:Meq_c.299580$fv.295325@fe2.columbus.rr.com:
A banner seen at a local church:
"...and God is still on the throne!"
Here are two for starters:
He must be taking a "holy *****".
I saw him go in with a newspaper, it may be a while.
Please add your own.
"Flush Twice: It's A Long Way to the Vatican."
God's probably been on the throne so long because he's out of toilet
paper and there's nobody to slip him another roll under the stall.
--
Quibbler (quibbler247atyahoo.com)
"It is fashionable to wax apocalyptic about the
threat to humanity posed by the AIDS virus, 'mad cow'
disease, and many others, but I think a case can be
made that faith is one of the world's great evils,
comparable to the smallpox virus but harder to
eradicate." -- Richard Dawkins
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| User: "JPG" |
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| Title: Re: Church Banner |
06 Sep 2004 03:28:07 AM |
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On Sat, 4 Sep 2004 20:11:49 -0600, quibbler <quibbler247@yahoo.com> wrote:
In article <Xns955AD0E9C4B4askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>,
gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com says...
"Desdinova" <Desdinova@nospam.org> wrote in
news:Meq_c.299580$fv.295325@fe2.columbus.rr.com:
A banner seen at a local church:
"...and God is still on the throne!"
Here are two for starters:
He must be taking a "holy *****".
I saw him go in with a newspaper, it may be a while.
Please add your own.
"Flush Twice: It's A Long Way to the Vatican."
God's probably been on the throne so long because he's out of toilet
paper and there's nobody to slip him another roll under the stall.
He could always use the newspaper, wouldn't do much for the holy haemorrhoids,
though.
JPG
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Church Banner |
04 Sep 2004 08:41:48 PM |
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"Desdinova" <Desdinova@nospam.org> wrote in message
news:Meq_c.299580$fv.295325@fe2.columbus.rr.com...
A banner seen at a local church:
"...and God is still on the throne!"
Here are two for starters:
He must be taking a "holy *****".
I saw him go in with a newspaper, it may be a while.
Please add your own.
--
Desdinova aa #(h)887 (work it out in decimal)
EAC Director of Research and Destroy, Black Helicopter Pilot
"Religion is what the common people see as true,
the wise people see as false, and the rulers see as useful."
-Seneca
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| User: "John H." |
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| Title: Re: Church Banner |
05 Sep 2004 12:08:00 AM |
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"Desdinova" <Desdinova@nospam.org> wrote in news:Meq_c.299580$fv.295325
@fe2.columbus.rr.com:
A banner seen at a local church:
"...and God is still on the throne!"
Here are two for starters:
He must be taking a "holy *****".
I saw him go in with a newspaper, it may be a while.
I am instantly (and somewhat ironically) reminded of a Denis Leary skit..
"Forget about the New York Times, I'm gonna need the Bible. I got a big one
brewing here!"
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"Pray, v.: To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled on behalf of a
single petitioner confessedly unworthy."
- Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914)
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| User: "quibbler" |
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| Title: Re: Church Banner |
04 Sep 2004 07:47:13 PM |
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In article <Meq_c.299580$fv.295325@fe2.columbus.rr.com>,
Desdinova@nospam.org says...
A banner seen at a local church:
"...and God is still on the throne!"
He must be beatin that meat harder than Rocky.
I guess we're still waiting for the second cumming.
Is it too much to ask for a courtesy flush?
Maybe God' fat ***** should get some exercise.
I guess constipation might explain his bad attitude.
--
Quibbler (quibbler247atyahoo.com)
"It is fashionable to wax apocalyptic about the
threat to humanity posed by the AIDS virus, 'mad cow'
disease, and many others, but I think a case can be
made that faith is one of the world's great evils,
comparable to the smallpox virus but harder to
eradicate." -- Richard Dawkins
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: Church Banner |
05 Sep 2004 03:35:12 AM |
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In article <MPG.1ba410005cc2e1629898f2@news.individual.net>,
quibbler <quibbler247@yahoo.com> wrote:
In article <Meq_c.299580$fv.295325@fe2.columbus.rr.com>,
Desdinova@nospam.org says...
A banner seen at a local church:
"...and God is still on the throne!"
He must be beatin that meat harder than Rocky.
I guess we're still waiting for the second cumming.
Is it too much to ask for a courtesy flush?
Maybe God' fat ***** should get some exercise.
I guess constipation might explain his bad attitude.
I was going to say something about constipation too. Maybe we should
slip the old boy some Holy Ex Lax or Divine Metamucil.
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
-The ability to change one's mind, ideas, and opinions when confronted with
new facts is the sign of the rational and intelligent. The inability to do
so is the hallmark of the dimwitted and the fanatic. This applies not only
to science and philosophy, but also to politics.-
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| User: "quibbler" |
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| Title: Re: Church Banner |
05 Sep 2004 08:03:45 AM |
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In article <jhachm-3B9BAF.01351205092004@news.giganews.com>,
jhachm@ixpresremove.com says...
In article <MPG.1ba410005cc2e1629898f2@news.individual.net>,
quibbler <quibbler247@yahoo.com> wrote:
In article <Meq_c.299580$fv.295325@fe2.columbus.rr.com>,
Desdinova@nospam.org says...
A banner seen at a local church:
"...and God is still on the throne!"
He must be beatin that meat harder than Rocky.
I guess we're still waiting for the second cumming.
Is it too much to ask for a courtesy flush?
Maybe God' fat ***** should get some exercise.
I guess constipation might explain his bad attitude.
I was going to say something about constipation too. Maybe we should
slip the old boy some Holy Ex Lax or Divine Metamucil.
Then again, if the blockage breaks after all these millennia, it might
just flood the world with something fouler than what usually comes out
of the mouths of fundies.
--
Quibbler (quibbler247atyahoo.com)
"It is fashionable to wax apocalyptic about the
threat to humanity posed by the AIDS virus, 'mad cow'
disease, and many others, but I think a case can be
made that faith is one of the world's great evils,
comparable to the smallpox virus but harder to
eradicate." -- Richard Dawkins
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| User: "Apostate" |
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| Title: Re: Church Banner |
05 Sep 2004 12:25:16 PM |
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On Sun, 5 Sep 2004 07:03:45 -0600, quibbler <quibbler247@yahoo.com> wrote:
In article <jhachm-3B9BAF.01351205092004@news.giganews.com>,
jhachm@ixpresremove.com says...
In article <MPG.1ba410005cc2e1629898f2@news.individual.net>,
quibbler <quibbler247@yahoo.com> wrote:
In article <Meq_c.299580$fv.295325@fe2.columbus.rr.com>,
Desdinova@nospam.org says...
A banner seen at a local church:
"...and God is still on the throne!"
He must be beatin that meat harder than Rocky.
I guess we're still waiting for the second cumming.
Is it too much to ask for a courtesy flush?
Maybe God' fat ***** should get some exercise.
I guess constipation might explain his bad attitude.
I was going to say something about constipation too. Maybe we should
slip the old boy some Holy Ex Lax or Divine Metamucil.
Then again, if the blockage breaks after all these millennia, it might
just flood the world with something fouler than what usually comes out
of the mouths of fundies.
"Holy *****! Batman."
--
/Apostate
atheist #1931 I've found it!
BAAWA Knife AND SMASHer
EAC Supernumerary Deputy Director, Department of Redundancy Department
plonked by Lani_girl, first post; Billions Served!
I doubt, therefore I might be.
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: Church Banner |
06 Sep 2004 05:08:59 PM |
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In article <6vimj09ctccn7ih9q2b9j4iq9s0kbt1rk3@4ax.com>,
Apostate <Apostate.invalid@yeehaw.org> wrote:
On Sun, 5 Sep 2004 07:03:45 -0600, quibbler <quibbler247@yahoo.com> wrote:
In article <jhachm-3B9BAF.01351205092004@news.giganews.com>,
jhachm@ixpresremove.com says...
In article <MPG.1ba410005cc2e1629898f2@news.individual.net>,
quibbler <quibbler247@yahoo.com> wrote:
In article <Meq_c.299580$fv.295325@fe2.columbus.rr.com>,
Desdinova@nospam.org says...
A banner seen at a local church:
"...and God is still on the throne!"
He must be beatin that meat harder than Rocky.
I guess we're still waiting for the second cumming.
Is it too much to ask for a courtesy flush?
Maybe God' fat ***** should get some exercise.
I guess constipation might explain his bad attitude.
I was going to say something about constipation too. Maybe we should
slip the old boy some Holy Ex Lax or Divine Metamucil.
Then again, if the blockage breaks after all these millennia, it might
just flood the world with something fouler than what usually comes out
of the mouths of fundies.
I did and landed right on the US. Where do you think that all of these
fundies came from.
"Holy *****! Batman."
"Quick, Robin! More TP!. They're gaining on us!"
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
-The ability to change one's mind, ideas, and opinions when confronted with
new facts is the sign of the rational and intelligent. The inability to do
so is the hallmark of the dimwitted and the fanatic. This applies not only
to science and philosophy, but also to politics.-
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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| Title: Re: Church Banner |
04 Sep 2004 06:13:01 PM |
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One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Desdinova:
A banner seen at a local church:
"...and God is still on the throne!"
Here are two for starters:
He must be taking a "holy *****".
I saw him go in with a newspaper, it may be a while.
Please add your own.
"...and God is still on the throne!"
That makes me wonder if they think he might just lose the next election.
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
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The whole foundation of Christianity is based on the idea that
intellectualism is the work of the Devil. Remember the apple on the tree?
Okay, it was the Tree of Knowledge. "You eat this apple, you're going to be
as smart as God. We can't have that."
[Frank Zappa]
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| User: "AnotherObserver®" |
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| Title: Re: Church Banner |
04 Sep 2004 06:29:23 PM |
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Vic Sagerquist <address@withheld.com> wrote:
One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Desdinova:
A banner seen at a local church:
"...and God is still on the throne!"
Here are two for starters:
He must be taking a "holy *****".
I saw him go in with a newspaper, it may be a while.
Please add your own.
"...and God is still on the throne!"
That makes me wonder if they think he might just lose the next election.
Either way, doncha know it will be God's will?!
--
Davidwd
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irreligionist
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