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Religions > Atheism |
| User: |
"walksalone" |
| Date: |
26 Jan 2008 02:28:01 PM |
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Cinderella, Lappland style |
Kari Woodencoat!
A King had a son, and he had a kitchen girl. Her coat was made of three
wooden boards.
One Sunday came, and Kari Woodencoat carried the washwater in to the
King's Son. As she was shutting the door, the King's Son threw some drops
of water at her.
When everyone was ready to go to Church, Kari Woodencoat said:
"May I go to Church?"
"NO! Stay in the kitchen and mind the dinner."
The Cook was afraid that Kari Woodencoat might start for Church, so she
emptied a cask of grain on the ground. Kari Woodencoat must pick up every
kernel!
She called the little birds to help, and they picked up the grain.
Then she dressed, and went to Church. She had a horse with a copper rein.
Just when the Pastor said Amen, she went out, the King's Son after her.
He asked her where she came from.
"From Washbasin Land!"
Sunday came again. Then Kari Woodencoat took the hand-towel in to the
King's Son. She was closing the door, the King's Son threw the hand-towel
at her.
The King's Son again went to Church. Kari Woodencoat asked whether she
might go to Church.
"NO! Stay in the kitchen and cook the dinner."
The Cook emptied a cask of grain on the ground. Kari Woodencoat must pick
up every bit of grain from the cask!
She called the little birds to help, and they picked up the grain.
Then she dressed herself for Church. Her horse had a silver rein, and her
dress was clasped with silver clasps.
When she came to the Church, the King's Son had no time to listen to the
Pastor's sermon. He looked at the girl. Just as the Pastor said Amen,
Kari Woodencoat went out, the King's Son after her. He could not stop
her. She climbed into the carriage and whipped up the horse.
Then the King's Son called:
"Where do you come from?"
"From Hand-towel Land!"
When the people got back from Church, there was Kari Woodencoat
clattering around the kitchen in her wooden boards.
The third Sunday came. Kari Woodencoat took the comb in to the King's
Son. Just as she closed the door, the King's Son opened the door and
threw the comb at her.
It was again Church time. All were starting for Church, even the Cook.
Then Kari Woodencoat said:
"May I go, too?"
"NO." She must stay in the kitchen and mind the dinner!
The Cook emptied a cask of grain. Kari Woodencoat must pick up the grain.
Then she called her little birds to help, and went to dress herself. Her
horse had a golden rein. And she herself had golden clothes, and golden
shoes on her feet.
When she went into the Church, the Church lighted up. There she was
dressed all in gold!
The Pastor said Amen, and the golden girl went out, the King's Son after
her.
He reached for her feet before she could climb into the carriage. A
golden shoe was drawn off her foot.
The King's Son asked her from where she came.
"From Comb Land!"
When the people got home, there was Kari Woodencoat in the kitchen,
dressed in her three wooden boards.
Then the King's Son made his father write to all kingdoms, to ask if
Washbasin Land was anywhere.
NO!
Then he wrote to ask if Hand-towel Land as anywhere.
NO!
Then he wrote to see if Comb Land was anywhere.
It was not to be found.
Then he got together all the women to try on the golden shoe. But it
fitted none of them. So small a foot the golden shoe fitted!
The Cook chopped off her toes and her heel, and tried on the golden shoe.
Then the little birds flew by, and called:
The toes chopped off!
The heel sliced off!
And the golden shoe full of blood!
Then the Cook cried out:
"If I had those birds here, I would chop them!"
After that Kari Woodencoat had to try on the golden shoe.
It fitted Kari Woodencoat!
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