| Topic: |
Religions > Atheism |
| User: |
"Fredric L. Rice" |
| Date: |
31 Jan 2005 04:26:14 AM |
| Object: |
Cockroach Geraldo |
Fox News has sent Geraldo back to Iraq.
Remeber when the Military kicked him out for showing American positions all
over the World via satellite?
http://www.bullymag.com/4.13.03/jackass.asp
Then the jokes:
"Yesterday Geraldo Rivera was again asked to leave Iraq for giving away
sensitive information. ... Afterwards, Geraldo said I've never been so
ashamed and I'm Geraldo." -Conan O'Brien
"It's been reported that the Pentagon is trying to kick Geraldo Rivera out
of Iraq because he revealed sensitive military information. Yeah, if
Geraldo is kicked out this means that [George Bush] will once again be the
most hated man in Iraq." -Conan O'Brien
"Playboy magazine announced that they are going to support the troops by
sending them emails from Playboy playmates. After hearing this the U.S.
troops said 'Just our luck, we get emails from playmates, but we're
embedded with Geraldo.'" -Conan O'Brien
"The Pentagon announced a policy change. They said that if there is a war
with Iraq, they will give the media total access. They're going to let them
come along, be there on the front lines. It's called Operation Goodbye
Geraldo." -Jay Leno
"Roger Ailes, the head of the Fox News Channel, is denying reports that he
sent President Bush a letter giving him advice on the war. In his own
defense Ailes said I'm not in a position to give anyone advice, I hired
Geraldo." -Conan O'Brien
"I never give my opinion on political matters, but before we bomb Iraq,
let's wait two weeks until Geraldo is over there." -Craig Kilborn
"This week the Fox News Channel found out that a man that they had
repeatedly interviewed lied about being a Lieutenant Colonel in the Army
and he wasn't a real Colonel at all. Yeah, and they had been interviewing
this guy for months. After hearing the news a spokesperson for FOX said,
'Big deal, Geraldo is not a real reporter.'" -Conan O'Brien
"Geraldo has returned to the states. See? I told you airline security was a
joke." -Jay Leno
"Even though bin Laden is said to have fled to Pakistan more than a week
ago, U.S. officials said they will continue to bomb Afghanistan as long as
Geraldo is there." -Jay Leno
"According to the New York Daily News, Geraldo said he is now carrying a
gun, and he will personally shoot Osama bin Laden if he finds him. If Osama
also has a gun, this could work out okay." -Jay Leno
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