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"IKnowHimDoYou" |
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14 May 2004 10:40:38 AM |
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Coelacanths-Living Fossils? |
Coelacanths-Living Fossils?
Evolutionary religionists claim the the fossil coelacanth fish lived 360
million years ago and is our ancestor or very like it! But coelacanths
have been found living in the ocean and are completly unchanged from these
"350 million year old" fossils. Looking at the living coelacanth we can
see that it has only ever been a coelacanth and will never be anything
else.
Here is another fish tale told by the backward thinking crowd of those who
claim evolution to be a "fact".
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| User: "JTEM" |
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| Title: Re: Coelacanths-Living Fossils? |
15 May 2004 02:51:24 AM |
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"IKnowHimDoYou" <IKnowHim@leavingsoon.com> wrote
Evolutionary religionists claim the the fossil coelacanth
fish lived 360 million years ago and is our ancestor or
very like it!
They actually say that very close relatives of this fish go back
as far as 360 million years ago, and that they are known in the
fossil record until about 80 million years ago.
It's accurate to state that the Coelacanth *Family* (which would
include numerous sub-species) goes back almost 400 million
years, not this exact (and unchanged) fish.
But coelacanths have been found living in the ocean and are
completly unchanged from these "350 million year old" fossils.
Which of the 120 species of Coelacanths are you speaking of?
By the way, 119 of those species are currently extinct.
Looking at the living coelacanth we can see that it has only
ever been a coelacanth and will never be anything
else.
A single one of the 120 species of Coelacanths was a close enough
match to its environment to allow it to continiously produce another
generation.
Nobody is suggesting that this *One* species of Coelacanths has
always existed for almost 400 million years, or that there are no
*Different* species that are attributed to the Coelacanth lineage.
One theory has them related to sharks (which they closely resemble,
anatomically, at some level), while another theory places them in
line with amphibians.
Here is another fish tale told by the backward thinking crowd of
those who claim evolution to be a "fact".
Again, there are 120 known species of Coelacanths, 119 of them
currently extinct. Rather than a single, unbroken line stretching back
almost 400 million years (as you imply), the fossil record demonstrates
a great many evolutionary changes occurring over a vast period of time.
Your mindless conclusion is based on a gross inaccuracy.
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| User: "MurphyInOhio" |
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| Title: Re: Coelacanths-Living Fossils? |
15 May 2004 09:58:02 PM |
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The Evolutionism thesis was this: the Coelancanth swam to the surface
and walked onto the shore. Leading eventually to Man.
Until...KABLOOIE! When Coelancanth was brought to the surface he
EXPLODED...just like The Theory of Evolution.
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| User: "JTEM" |
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| Title: Re: Coelacanths-Living Fossils? |
15 May 2004 10:32:43 PM |
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"MurphyInOhio" <murphyinohio@wmconnect.com> wrote
The Evolutionism thesis was this: the Coelancanth swam
to the surface and walked onto the shore. Leading
eventually to Man.
No, actually, there's more than one theory.
The Coelacanth can be compared to both amphibians (such as
frogs) and sharks... while few (if any) seem willing to entertain
both possibilities.
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| User: "Michelle Malkin" |
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15 May 2004 11:40:31 PM |
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"MurphyInOhio" <murphyinohio@wmconnect.com> wrote in message
news:5c1f8e02.0405151858.9283859@posting.google.com...
The Evolutionism thesis was this: the Coelancanth swam to the surface
and walked onto the shore. Leading eventually to Man.
Until...KABLOOIE! When Coelancanth was brought to the surface he
EXPLODED...just like The Theory of Evolution.
Thank you for showing the world that you don't know or
understand anything at all about science of any kind. You
just made a complete fool of yourself, child. It's nothing
to be proud of. Now, go crawl back under your rock and
be quiet, before you make an even bigger fool of yourself.
--
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Michelle Malkin (Mickey) aa list#1
alt.atheism atheist/agnostic list name collector
BAAWA Knight Who Says SPONG! & EAC Bible thumper thumper
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| User: "Douglas Berry" |
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15 May 2004 11:31:49 PM |
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Great Lord (MurphyInOhio), braving the
raging storm, scaled the mighty crag called alt.atheism on 15 May 2004
19:58:02 -0700 and screamed this to the uncaring Gods.
The Evolutionism thesis was this: the Coelancanth swam to the surface
and walked onto the shore. Leading eventually to Man.
Way wrong. So wrong it hurts.
Until...KABLOOIE! When Coelancanth was brought to the surface he
EXPLODED...just like The Theory of Evolution.
Wrong again.
--
Douglas Berry Do the OBVIOUS thing to send e-mail
Atheist #2147, Atheist Vet #5
Ezekiel 13:20 "Wherefore thus saith the
Lord GOD; Behold, I am against your pillows"
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| User: "johac" |
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16 May 2004 03:05:01 AM |
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In article <5c1f8e02.0405151858.9283859@posting.google.com>,
(MurphyInOhio) wrote:
The Evolutionism thesis was this: the Coelancanth swam to the surface
and walked onto the shore. Leading eventually to Man.
Not exactly.
Until...KABLOOIE! When Coelancanth was brought to the surface he
EXPLODED...just like The Theory of Evolution.
Huh? They had specimens brought up by fishermen which definitely did not
explode. A recent documentary, NOVA I believe, photographed them
underwater.
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Men become civilized not in their willingness to believe, but in
proportion to their readiness to doubt." - H. L. Mencken
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| User: "Abner Mintz" |
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| Title: Re: Coelacanths-Living Fossils? |
16 May 2004 10:16:22 AM |
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MurphyInOhio <murphyinohio@wmconnect.com> wrote:
The Evolutionism thesis was this: the Coelancanth swam to the surface
and walked onto the shore. Leading eventually to Man.
Until...KABLOOIE! When Coelancanth was brought to the surface he
EXPLODED...just like The Theory of Evolution.
The really odd thing is that people like MurphyInOhio seem to
think that displaying ignorance and illogic will somehow
convert people to their views. Maybe they're fishing for
other ignorant and illogical people as recruits to be the
next generation of creationists?
Hint for Murphy: If you can't oppose someone else's position
without misrepresenting and twisting it, odds are there's
something wrong with either your understanding of it, your
opposition to it, or both. Come back when you've studied
coelancanths or are willing to learn.
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| User: "Jos Flachs" |
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16 May 2004 04:58:25 AM |
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On 15 May 2004 19:58:02 -0700,
(MurphyInOhio) wrote:
The Evolutionism thesis was this: the Coelancanth swam to the surface
and walked onto the shore. Leading eventually to Man.
Until...KABLOOIE! When Coelancanth was brought to the surface he
EXPLODED...just like The Theory of Evolution.
Is this moron an exception, or more common in Ohio? Seems like an
Ohidiot to me.
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| User: "Steven J." |
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14 May 2004 10:53:27 AM |
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"IKnowHimDoYou" <IKnowHim@leavingsoon.com> wrote in message
news:IKnowHim-1405040840380001@pm10-39.kalama.com...
Coelacanths-Living Fossils?
Evolutionary religionists claim the the fossil coelacanth fish lived 360
million years ago and is our ancestor or very like it! But coelacanths
have been found living in the ocean and are completly unchanged from these
"350 million year old" fossils. Looking at the living coelacanth we can
see that it has only ever been a coelacanth and will never be anything
else.
"The" coelancanth is an entire order (several families, each of several
genera, each of one or more species) of lobe-finned fish, various species of
which have lived in various seas since 360 million years ago. _Latimeria_,
the modern genus, is not "unchanged" from the coelancanths of 300 million
years ago, or even from those of 65 million years ago (the youngest known
fossils). Evolution does not posit a "ladder of progress" which groups must
ascend, but a branching tree in which lineages in a stable environment may
undergo very little gross change for very long times, while other branches
of the family tree change greatly. Your argument differs only in degree
from holding that, since wolves unchanged from those of thousands of years
ago still exist, poodles or shar peis can't possibly be derived from wolves.
Here is another fish tale told by the backward thinking crowd of those who
claim evolution to be a "fact".
-- Steven J.
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| User: "Gregory Gadow" |
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14 May 2004 12:40:19 PM |
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"Steven J." wrote:
"IKnowHimDoYou" <IKnowHim@leavingsoon.com> wrote in message
news:IKnowHim-1405040840380001@pm10-39.kalama.com...
Coelacanths-Living Fossils?
Evolutionary religionists claim the the fossil coelacanth fish lived 360
million years ago and is our ancestor or very like it! But coelacanths
have been found living in the ocean and are completly unchanged from these
"350 million year old" fossils. Looking at the living coelacanth we can
see that it has only ever been a coelacanth and will never be anything
else.
"The" coelancanth is an entire order (several families, each of several
genera, each of one or more species) of lobe-finned fish, various species of
which have lived in various seas since 360 million years ago. _Latimeria_,
the modern genus, is not "unchanged" from the coelancanths of 300 million
years ago, or even from those of 65 million years ago (the youngest known
fossils). Evolution does not posit a "ladder of progress" which groups must
ascend, but a branching tree in which lineages in a stable environment may
undergo very little gross change for very long times, while other branches
of the family tree change greatly. Your argument differs only in degree
from holding that, since wolves unchanged from those of thousands of years
ago still exist, poodles or shar peis can't possibly be derived from wolves.
Which has always been one of my favorite questions to ask anti-evolutionists:
When did wild poodles roam the earth?
--
Gregory Gadow
techbear@serv.net
http://www.serv.net/~techbear
"If you make yourself a sheep, the wolves will eat you."
-- Benjamin Franklin
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| User: "Mushinronsha" |
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| Title: Re: Coelacanths-Living Fossils? |
14 May 2004 07:04:47 PM |
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Gregory Gadow wrote:
"Steven J." wrote:
"IKnowHimDoYou" <IKnowHim@leavingsoon.com> wrote in message
news:IKnowHim-1405040840380001@pm10-39.kalama.com...
Coelacanths-Living Fossils?
Evolutionary religionists claim the the fossil coelacanth fish lived 360
million years ago and is our ancestor or very like it! But coelacanths
have been found living in the ocean and are completly unchanged from these
"350 million year old" fossils. Looking at the living coelacanth we can
see that it has only ever been a coelacanth and will never be anything
else.
"The" coelancanth is an entire order (several families, each of several
genera, each of one or more species) of lobe-finned fish, various species of
which have lived in various seas since 360 million years ago. _Latimeria_,
the modern genus, is not "unchanged" from the coelancanths of 300 million
years ago, or even from those of 65 million years ago (the youngest known
fossils). Evolution does not posit a "ladder of progress" which groups must
ascend, but a branching tree in which lineages in a stable environment may
undergo very little gross change for very long times, while other branches
of the family tree change greatly. Your argument differs only in degree
from holding that, since wolves unchanged from those of thousands of years
ago still exist, poodles or shar peis can't possibly be derived from wolves.
Which has always been one of my favorite questions to ask anti-evolutionists:
When did wild poodles roam the earth?
--
Gregory Gadow
techbear@serv.net
http://www.serv.net/~techbear
Perhaps you could point them to the book:
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0060169087/qid=1084579360/sr=8-1/ref=sr_8_xs_ap_i1_xgl14/102-3907477-1527317?v=glance&s=books&n=507846
Mushy
"If you make yourself a sheep, the wolves will eat you."
-- Benjamin Franklin
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| User: "Gregory Gadow" |
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17 May 2004 08:09:16 AM |
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Mushinronsha wrote:
Gregory Gadow wrote:
"Steven J." wrote:
"IKnowHimDoYou" <IKnowHim@leavingsoon.com> wrote in message
news:IKnowHim-1405040840380001@pm10-39.kalama.com...
Coelacanths-Living Fossils?
Evolutionary religionists claim the the fossil coelacanth fish lived 360
million years ago and is our ancestor or very like it! But coelacanths
have been found living in the ocean and are completly unchanged from these
"350 million year old" fossils. Looking at the living coelacanth we can
see that it has only ever been a coelacanth and will never be anything
else.
"The" coelancanth is an entire order (several families, each of several
genera, each of one or more species) of lobe-finned fish, various species of
which have lived in various seas since 360 million years ago. _Latimeria_,
the modern genus, is not "unchanged" from the coelancanths of 300 million
years ago, or even from those of 65 million years ago (the youngest known
fossils). Evolution does not posit a "ladder of progress" which groups must
ascend, but a branching tree in which lineages in a stable environment may
undergo very little gross change for very long times, while other branches
of the family tree change greatly. Your argument differs only in degree
from holding that, since wolves unchanged from those of thousands of years
ago still exist, poodles or shar peis can't possibly be derived from wolves.
Which has always been one of my favorite questions to ask anti-evolutionists:
When did wild poodles roam the earth?
Perhaps you could point them to the book:
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0060169087/qid=1084579360/sr=8-1/ref=sr_8_xs_ap_i1_xgl14/102-3907477-1527317?v=glance&s=books&n=507846
Mushy
Where do you think I got the line from? ;-D
--
Gregory Gadow
techbear@serv.net
http://www.serv.net/~techbear
"If you make yourself a sheep, the wolves will eat you."
-- Benjamin Franklin
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| User: "+Church of The Painful Truth+" |
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16 May 2004 02:37:50 PM |
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"IKnowHimDoYou" <IKnowHim@leavingsoon.com> wrote in message
news:IKnowHim-1405040840380001@pm10-39.kalama.com...
Coelacanths-Living Fossils?
Evolutionary religionists claim the the fossil coelacanth fish lived 360
million years ago and is our ancestor or very like it! But coelacanths
have been found living in the ocean and are completly unchanged from these
"350 million year old" fossils. Looking at the living coelacanth we can
see that it has only ever been a coelacanth and will never be anything
else.
Here is another fish tale told by the backward thinking crowd of those who
claim evolution to be a "fact".
Amazing the faith evolutionists possess is it not?
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| User: "Paul Duca" |
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24 May 2004 08:06:59 PM |
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+Church of The Painful Truth+ wrote:
At least you are honest....your church and your God dispense pain, not
joy or any other reward.
Paul
At least He makes the wife and kids let you beat them, so you feel big.
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| User: "Douglas Berry" |
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16 May 2004 10:06:15 PM |
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Great Lord "+Church of The Painful Truth+" <Atheistsare@fools.com>,
braving the raging storm, scaled the mighty crag called alt.atheism on
Sun, 16 May 2004 12:37:50 -0700 and screamed this to the uncaring
Gods.
"IKnowHimDoYou" <IKnowHim@leavingsoon.com> wrote in message
news:IKnowHim-1405040840380001@pm10-39.kalama.com...
Coelacanths-Living Fossils?
Evolutionary religionists claim the the fossil coelacanth fish lived 360
million years ago and is our ancestor or very like it! But coelacanths
have been found living in the ocean and are completly unchanged from these
"350 million year old" fossils. Looking at the living coelacanth we can
see that it has only ever been a coelacanth and will never be anything
else.
Here is another fish tale told by the backward thinking crowd of those who
claim evolution to be a "fact".
Amazing the faith evolutionists possess is it not?
We have the fossils. You have a book that lies.
--
Douglas Berry Do the OBVIOUS thing to send e-mail
Atheist #2147, Atheist Vet #5
Ezekiel 13:20 "Wherefore thus saith the
Lord GOD; Behold, I am against your pillows"
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| User: "Pangur Ban" |
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16 May 2004 10:13:54 PM |
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Douglas Berry wrote:
Great Lord "+Church of The Painful Truth+" <Atheistsare@fools.com>,
braving the raging storm, scaled the mighty crag called alt.atheism on
Sun, 16 May 2004 12:37:50 -0700 and screamed this to the uncaring
Gods.
"IKnowHimDoYou" <IKnowHim@leavingsoon.com> wrote in message
news:IKnowHim-1405040840380001@pm10-39.kalama.com...
Coelacanths-Living Fossils?
Amazing the faith evolutionists possess is it not?
We have the fossils. You have a book that lies.
Speaking of fossils - I found an absolutely spectacular ammonite today!
Not as good as the one my geology instructor found - it was three feet
across. Mine is only three inches - but the internal structure is
preserved - in a snow white mineral - quartz maybe? Estimated age 600
million years.
Pang
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| User: "Douglas Berry" |
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17 May 2004 09:25:53 AM |
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Great Lord Pangur Ban <Pangur-Ban@SatisHouse.org>, braving the raging
storm, scaled the mighty crag called alt.atheism on Mon, 17 May 2004
03:13:54 GMT and screamed this to the uncaring Gods.
Speaking of fossils - I found an absolutely spectacular ammonite today!
Not as good as the one my geology instructor found - it was three feet
across. Mine is only three inches - but the internal structure is
preserved - in a snow white mineral - quartz maybe? Estimated age 600
million years.
Cool find! I found a trillobite once.
--
Douglas Berry Do the OBVIOUS thing to send e-mail
Atheist #2147, Atheist Vet #5
Ezekiel 13:20 "Wherefore thus saith the
Lord GOD; Behold, I am against your pillows"
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| User: "Alan Ferris" |
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17 May 2004 02:02:09 AM |
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On Sun, 16 May 2004 12:37:50 -0700, "+Church of The Painful Truth+"
<Atheistsare@fools.com> wrote:
"IKnowHimDoYou" <IKnowHim@leavingsoon.com> wrote in message
news:IKnowHim-1405040840380001@pm10-39.kalama.com...
Coelacanths-Living Fossils?
Evolutionary religionists claim the the fossil coelacanth fish lived 360
million years ago and is our ancestor or very like it! But coelacanths
have been found living in the ocean and are completly unchanged from these
"350 million year old" fossils. Looking at the living coelacanth we can
see that it has only ever been a coelacanth and will never be anything
else.
Here is another fish tale told by the backward thinking crowd of those who
claim evolution to be a "fact".
Amazing the faith evolutionists possess is it not?
So you condemn the Pope and all other christians who also believe in
evolution?
--
Alan "Ferrit" Ferris
()'.'.'()
( (T) )
( ) . ( )
(")_(")
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| User: "JTEM" |
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17 May 2004 03:38:05 PM |
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"Alan Ferris" <alan@spamddandd.com> wrote
So you condemn the Pope and all other christians who also
believe in evolution?
That would be all non-fundamentalists, including Catholics,
Orthodox Christians and non-Fundamentalist Protestants.
Everyone besides the fundamentalists have no problems what
so ever with evolution.
Apparently their faith is bigger than their DNA.
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| User: "+Church of The Painful Truth+" |
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17 May 2004 08:56:51 PM |
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"JTEM" <gymraven@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:wtOdnS7IpdMNvDTd4p2dnA@comcast.com...
"Alan Ferris" <alan@spamddandd.com> wrote
So you condemn the Pope and all other christians who also
believe in evolution?
That would be all non-fundamentalists, including Catholics,
Orthodox Christians and non-Fundamentalist Protestants.
Everyone besides the fundamentalists have no problems what
so ever with evolution.
Apparently their faith is bigger than their DNA.
WRITTEN RULES OF ATHEISM
1. "I'm right and you are wrong".
2. Never admit that you are wrong, even if you really are.
3. When you have nothing to say, hurl insults.
4. Regard and portray your own violence, whether physical, psychological,
or verbal, at all times as defensive
4a. Specific example for 4.: Cry for "freedom from religion", but whenever
followers of other faiths want the same freedom and courts agree, scream
"Persecution!"
5. Be prepared at all times to lie and bluster, particularly when backed
into a corner in an argument
5a. When caught lying, always accuse the opposition of lying rather than
be honest and admit the obvious
6. Never accept responsibility for any mess you have personally caused.
7. When you are forced to admit to an error, regard the whole process of
error and correction as part of atheisms failure for you and not as a
something for which you should apologise retract or make amends except
verbally and secretly to yourself
8. Always see yourself and you personal actions as part of no ones plans
for
the world. Recognise that even your errors are just part of being a
vertabrate monkey out of the premordial slugde
9.Profess humility but avoid the actual experience of it.
10.Refuse to take in information that differs from your own view and
oppose all such information through classification of such information in
a derogatory and simplistic manner(eg by categorising it as right wing
propaganda)
11.Refuse to accept that truth is not black and white; that reality is
complex and there are shades of grey
12.Refuse to forgive anyone else for anything because you have no moral
compass guiding you.
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| User: "JTEM" |
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17 May 2004 11:20:10 PM |
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"+Church of The Painful Truth+" <Atheistsare@fools.com> wrote
WRITTEN RULES OF ATHEISM
1. Ignore morons with lists
2 - 10. (See #1, above)
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| User: "Alan Ferris" |
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20 May 2004 01:24:52 AM |
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On Mon, 17 May 2004 16:38:05 -0400, "JTEM" <gymraven@hotmail.com>
wrote:
"Alan Ferris" <alan@spamddandd.com> wrote
So you condemn the Pope and all other christians who also
believe in evolution?
That would be all non-fundamentalists, including Catholics,
Orthodox Christians and non-Fundamentalist Protestants.
Everyone besides the fundamentalists have no problems what
so ever with evolution.
Apparently their faith is bigger than their DNA.
What is a little reality to fundamentalists!
--
Alan "Ferrit" Ferris
()'.'.'()
( (T) )
( ) . ( )
(")_(")
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| User: "Jos Flachs" |
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17 May 2004 05:01:43 AM |
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On Mon, 17 May 2004 08:02:09 +0100, Alan Ferris <alan@spamddandd.com>
wrote:
On Sun, 16 May 2004 12:37:50 -0700, "+Church of The Painful Truth+"
<Atheistsare@fools.com> wrote:
"IKnowHimDoYou" <IKnowHim@leavingsoon.com> wrote in message
news:IKnowHim-1405040840380001@pm10-39.kalama.com...
Coelacanths-Living Fossils?
Evolutionary religionists claim the the fossil coelacanth fish lived 360
million years ago and is our ancestor or very like it! But coelacanths
have been found living in the ocean and are completly unchanged from these
"350 million year old" fossils. Looking at the living coelacanth we can
see that it has only ever been a coelacanth and will never be anything
else.
Here is another fish tale told by the backward thinking crowd of those who
claim evolution to be a "fact".
Amazing the faith evolutionists possess is it not?
So you condemn the Pope and all other christians who also believe in
evolution?
Of course. Them papists aren't real ® xtians!
Tuning me pipes... <Painful McChurch fucked a sheep.mp3>
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| User: "Alan Ferris" |
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17 May 2004 01:29:18 PM |
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On Mon, 17 May 2004 17:01:43 +0700, Jos Flachs
<'wcruise'@ksc15.th.com> wrote:
On Mon, 17 May 2004 08:02:09 +0100, Alan Ferris <alan@spamddandd.com>
wrote:
On Sun, 16 May 2004 12:37:50 -0700, "+Church of The Painful Truth+"
<Atheistsare@fools.com> wrote:
"IKnowHimDoYou" <IKnowHim@leavingsoon.com> wrote in message
news:IKnowHim-1405040840380001@pm10-39.kalama.com...
Coelacanths-Living Fossils?
Evolutionary religionists claim the the fossil coelacanth fish lived 360
million years ago and is our ancestor or very like it! But coelacanths
have been found living in the ocean and are completly unchanged from these
"350 million year old" fossils. Looking at the living coelacanth we can
see that it has only ever been a coelacanth and will never be anything
else.
Here is another fish tale told by the backward thinking crowd of those who
claim evolution to be a "fact".
Amazing the faith evolutionists possess is it not?
So you condemn the Pope and all other christians who also believe in
evolution?
Of course. Them papists aren't real ® xtians!
Tuning me pipes... <Painful McChurch fucked a sheep.mp3>
Oh good the burning times are back :)
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Alan "Ferrit" Ferris
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| User: "bogie" |
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| Title: Re: Coelacanths-Living Fossils? |
14 May 2004 11:18:04 AM |
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"IKnowHimDoYou" <IKnowHim@leavingsoon.com> wrote in message
news:IKnowHim-1405040840380001@pm10-39.kalama.com...
Coelacanths-Living Fossils?
Evolutionary religionists claim the the fossil coelacanth fish lived 360
million years ago and is our ancestor or very like it! But coelacanths
have been found living in the ocean and are completly unchanged from these
"350 million year old" fossils. Looking at the living coelacanth we can
see that it has only ever been a coelacanth and will never be anything
else.
Here is another fish tale told by the backward thinking crowd of those who
claim evolution to be a "fact".
What say you learn the subject you're criticizing before you take to
criticizing it.
This is nothing more than the old "if man came from monkeys, then why are
there still monkeys around?" straw man.
bogie
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| User: "Thore Schmechtig" |
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| Title: Re: Coelacanths-Living Fossils? |
14 May 2004 02:11:53 PM |
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Here is another fish tale told by the backward thinking crowd of those who
claim...
....babblical cretinism...
...to be a "fact".
The same old strawman, presented by the same unscrupulous liar.
12 - 9 = ?
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TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE A (CHRISTIAN) FUNDAMENTALIST
(found on www.evilbible.com)
10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of
gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when
someone denies the existence of yours.
9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists
say that people evolved from other life forms, but you
have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were
created from dirt.
8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem
believing in a Triune God.
7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the
"atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't even
flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all
the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the
elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" --
including women, children, and trees!
6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and
Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have
no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated
Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed,
came back to life and then ascended into the sky.
5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little
loopholes in the scientifically established age of Earth
(4.55 billion years), but you find nothing wrong with
believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting
in their tents and guessing that Earth is a couple of
generations old.
4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet
with the exception of those who share your beliefs --
though excluding those in all rival sects - will spend
Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet
consider your religion the most "tolerant" and "loving."
3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and
physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot
rolling around on the floor speaking in "tongues" may be
all the evidence you need to "prove" Christianity.
2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it
comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be
evidence that prayer works. And you think that the
remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.
1 - You actually know a lot less than many atheists and
agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church
history - but still call yourself a Christian.
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| User: "+Church of The Painful Truth+" |
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| Title: Re: Coelacanths-Living Fossils? |
16 May 2004 03:01:30 PM |
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"Thore Schmechtig" <WRITETOcommoner@carcosa.de> wrote in message
news:2gkm94F3fk00U3@uni-berlin.de...
Here is another fish tale told by the backward thinking crowd of those
who
claim...
...babblical cretinism...
...to be a "fact".
The same old strawman, presented by the same unscrupulous liar.
12 - 9 = ?
--
TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE A (CHRISTIAN) FUNDAMENTALIST
(found on www.evilbible.com)
10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of
gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when
someone denies the existence of yours.
9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists
say that people evolved from other life forms, but you
have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were
created from dirt.
8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem
believing in a Triune God.
7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the
"atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't even
flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all
the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the
elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" --
including women, children, and trees!
6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and
Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have
no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated
Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed,
came back to life and then ascended into the sky.
5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little
loopholes in the scientifically established age of Earth
(4.55 billion years), but you find nothing wrong with
believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting
in their tents and guessing that Earth is a couple of
generations old.
4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet
with the exception of those who share your beliefs --
though excluding those in all rival sects - will spend
Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet
consider your religion the most "tolerant" and "loving."
3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and
physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot
rolling around on the floor speaking in "tongues" may be
all the evidence you need to "prove" Christianity.
2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it
comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be
evidence that prayer works. And you think that the
remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.
1 - You actually know a lot less than many atheists and
agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church
history - but still call yourself a Christian.
TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE A ATHEIST
10 - You vigorously deny the existence of the only god claimed and supported
by the only true religion, but feel outraged when
someone denies the existence of atheism.
9 - You feel enlightened and "humanized" when scientists say that people
evolved from other life forms, but you have a huge problem with the Biblical
claim that we were created by GOD.
8 - You laugh at theists, but you have no problem believing in order out of
chaos.
7 - you don't flinch when hearing about how atheists slaughtered all the
babies of China and Russia in the
history books and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in
Cambodia and other countries including
women and children!
6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about
gods sleeping with women, and you laugh and villify
people believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth
to a man-god who was crucified for our sins,came back to life and then
ascended into heaven.
5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the
scientifically established age of Earth, and you find everything wrong with
believing dates recorded by Bronze Age scientists sitting in their homes
and stating the age of the earth.
4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet have no souls
including those in all rival sects of secular humanism- and will
spend Eternity in blackness and devoid of any purpose.
3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed
to convince you otherwise, some idiot out to save his
paycheck and tenure rolling around on the floor speaking like a talking
monkey gloriying evilution may be
all the evidence you need to "prove" Atheism.
2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to atheist
evidence for no God.
You consider that to be evidence that atheism works. And you
think that the remaining 99.99% SUCCESS was simply chance.
1 - You actually know a lot less than many theists and agnostics do about
the Bible, Christianity, and church
history - but still call yourself an atheist.
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| User: "JTEM" |
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| Title: Re: Coelacanths-Living Fossils? |
16 May 2004 05:44:07 PM |
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"+Church of The Painful Truth+" <Atheistsare@fools.com> wrote
TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE A ATHEIST
1) You don't read stupid lists
2-10) See #1
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| User: "+Church of The Painful Truth+" |
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| Title: Re: Coelacanths-Living Fossils? |
16 May 2004 09:28:45 PM |
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"JTEM" <gymraven@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:dLSdnV1kHIEHcDrdRVn-hA@comcast.com...
"+Church of The Painful Truth+" <Atheistsare@fools.com> wrote
TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE A ATHEIST
1) You don't read stupid lists
2-10) See #1
WRITTEN RULES OF ATHEISM
1. "I'm right and you are wrong".
2. Never admit that you are wrong, even if you really are.
3. When you have nothing to say, hurl insults.
4. Regard and portray your own violence, whether physical, psychological,
or verbal, at all times as defensive
4a. Specific example for 4.: Cry for "freedom from religion", but whenever
followers of other faiths want the same freedom and courts agree, scream
"Persecution!"
5. Be prepared at all times to lie and bluster, particularly when backed
into a corner in an argument
5a. When caught lying, always accuse the opposition of lying rather than
be honest and admit the obvious
6. Never accept responsibility for any mess you have personally caused.
7. When you are forced to admit to an error, regard the whole process of
error and correction as part of atheisms failure for you and not as a
something for which you should apologise retract or make amends except
verbally and secretly to yourself
8. Always see yourself and you personal actions as part of no ones plans
for
the world. Recognise that even your errors are just part of being a
vertabrate monkey out of the premordial slugde
9.Profess humility but avoid the actual experience of it.
10.Refuse to take in information that differs from your own view and
oppose all such information through classification of such information in
a derogatory and simplistic manner(eg by categorising it as right wing
propaganda)
11.Refuse to accept that truth is not black and white; that reality is
complex and there are shades of grey
12.Refuse to forgive anyone else for anything because you have no moral
compass guiding you.
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| User: "JTEM" |
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| Title: Re: Coelacanths-Living Fossils? |
16 May 2004 11:29:30 PM |
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"+Church of The Painful Truth+" <Atheistsare@fools.com> wrote
WRITTEN RULES OF ATHEISM
1) Ignore Morons.
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