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"Occifer_Onion" |
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21 Jun 2006 12:28:38 AM |
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coffee with Jesus |
If you could sit and have coffee with Jesus for an hour and ask Him
anything, what would you ask Him?
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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| Title: Re: coffee with Jesus |
21 Jun 2006 12:26:22 PM |
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"Occifer_Onion" <occifer_onion@yahoo.com> wrote in
news:1150867718.629398.113530@p79g2000cwp.googlegroups.com:
If you could sit and have coffee with Jesus for an hour and ask Him
anything, what would you ask Him?
Why have you sat back and watched while so many of your (father's) creation
were tortured to death in your name down through the centuries?
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Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
The laws that require me to NOT kill people I don't like REALLY bug
me, or there would be many less of YOUR kind.
-John Weatherly
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| User: "Vlad Dracul ." |
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| Title: Re: coffee with Jesus |
21 Jun 2006 02:34:09 AM |
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"Occifer_Onion" <occifer_onion@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1150867718.629398.113530@p79g2000cwp.googlegroups.com...
If you could sit and have coffee with Jesus for an hour and ask Him
anything, what would you ask Him?
I would tell him: "Your coffee break is over, now get back to work, or I'll
fire your *****!"
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| User: "Ron Baker, Pluralitas!" |
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| Title: Re: coffee with Jesus |
21 Jun 2006 01:44:14 AM |
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"Occifer_Onion" <occifer_onion@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1150867718.629398.113530@p79g2000cwp.googlegroups.com...
If you could sit and have coffee with Jesus for an hour and ask Him
anything, what would you ask Him?
I'd ask him if he could get Quetzacoatl's autograph
for me.
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rb
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| User: "Ron Baker, Pluralitas!" |
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| Title: Re: coffee with Jesus |
21 Jun 2006 01:42:34 AM |
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"Occifer_Onion" <occifer_onion@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1150867718.629398.113530@p79g2000cwp.googlegroups.com...
If you could sit and have coffee with Jesus for an hour and ask Him
anything, what would you ask Him?
I'd ask him if he has the legal right to work
in this country.
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rb
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| User: "Greywolf" |
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| Title: Re: coffee with Jesus |
21 Jun 2006 07:21:12 AM |
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"Occifer_Onion" <occifer_onion@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1150867718.629398.113530@p79g2000cwp.googlegroups.com...
If you could sit and have coffee with Jesus for an hour and ask Him
anything, what would you ask Him?
Where was your *head* when you assumed you were a 'Messiah'? They put people
away for that sort of thing these days, you know.
Greywolf
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| User: "Ron Baker, Pluralitas!" |
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| Title: Re: coffee with Jesus |
21 Jun 2006 01:05:07 AM |
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"Occifer_Onion" <occifer_onion@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1150867718.629398.113530@p79g2000cwp.googlegroups.com...
If you could sit and have coffee with Jesus for an hour and ask Him
anything, what would you ask Him?
I'd ask him how he likes being fucked in the
***** by Isis.
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rb
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: coffee with Jesus |
22 Jun 2006 01:46:12 AM |
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In article <1150867718.629398.113530@p79g2000cwp.googlegroups.com>,
"Occifer_Onion" <occifer_onion@yahoo.com> wrote:
If you could sit and have coffee with Jesus for an hour and ask Him
anything, what would you ask Him?
"Where the hell have you been for the past 2000 years? You won't believe
what your followers have done in your name!"
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John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
Contact - Throw a .net over the .com
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| User: "Olrik" |
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| Title: Re: coffee with Jesus |
21 Jun 2006 01:08:40 AM |
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Occifer_Onion wrote:
If you could sit and have coffee with Jesus for an hour and ask Him
anything, what would you ask Him?
I stopped having conversations with imaginary friends when I was three.
What's your story?
Olrik
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| User: "Martin" |
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| Title: Re: coffee with Jesus |
21 Jun 2006 02:54:53 PM |
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Occifer_Onion wrote:
If you could sit and have coffee with Jesus for an hour and ask Him
anything, what would you ask Him?
Paraphrasing a quote about the greatest footballer who ever lived "So,
Mr Christ, tell me - where did it all go wrong?"
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: coffee with Jesus |
22 Jun 2006 04:23:14 AM |
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Occifer_Onion wrote:
If you could sit and have coffee with Jesus for an hour and ask Him
anything, what would you ask Him?
Who'll be first in the fifth race at Hialeah?
-Panama Floyd, Atl.
aa#2015, Member Knights of BAAWA!
EAC Martian Commander
"..the prayer cloth of one aeon is the doormat of the next."
-Mark Twain
Religious societies are *less* moral than secular ones:
http://moses.creighton.edu/JRS/2005/2005-11.html
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| User: "Matt Silberstein" |
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| Title: Re: coffee with Jesus |
21 Jun 2006 10:01:17 AM |
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On 20 Jun 2006 22:28:38 -0700, in alt.atheism , "Occifer_Onion"
<occifer_onion@yahoo.com> in
<1150867718.629398.113530@p79g2000cwp.googlegroups.com> wrote:
If you could sit and have coffee with Jesus for an hour and ask Him
anything, what would you ask Him?
Same questions I would ask any famous person or even space aliens.
1) If you could be any animal, what animal would you be and why?
2) A train leaves Chicago traveling at 50 miles per hour. Another
train leaves Boston traveling 43 miles per hour. ...
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Matt Silberstein
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"Darfur: A Genocide We can Stop"
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