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Topic: Religions > Atheism
User: "just john"
Date: 22 Sep 2006 07:25:43 PM
Object: Collosal Flying Spaghetti Monster statue found on Mars
(I mean, once you dust it off and everything)
http://www.esa.int/esaMI/Mars_Express/SEM09F8LURE_0.html
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User: "scooter"

Title: Re: Collosal Flying Spaghetti Monster statue found on Mars 22 Sep 2006 08:24:47 PM
"just john" <teuy13002@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
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(I mean, once you dust it off and everything)

http://www.esa.int/esaMI/Mars_Express/SEM09F8LURE_0.html

WHOA !!!
Talk about burying the LEAD.
Look at that photograph.
Mars is flat.
You can actually fall off the edge.
There's a good 600 years of science that needs re-thinking, IMHO.
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User: "Rev. Chain Smerker"

Title: Re: Collosal Flying Spaghetti Monster statue found on Mars 22 Sep 2006 08:51:10 PM
"just john" <teuy13002@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
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(I mean, once you dust it off and everything)

http://www.esa.int/esaMI/Mars_Express/SEM09F8LURE_0.html


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Oh dear, poor Richard Hoagland
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User: "Phlegm"

Title: Re: Collosal Flying Spaghetti Monster statue found on Mars 22 Sep 2006 09:56:48 PM
ACIDALIA ON MARS!???
Way cool
http://esamultimedia.esa.int/images/marsexpress/300-230906-3253-6-ctxt1-Cydonia_H.jpg
PS. it's colossal
"just john" <teuy13002@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
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http://www.esa.int/esaMI/Mars_Express/SEM09F8LURE_0.html


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User: "stoney"

Title: Re: Collosal Flying Spaghetti Monster statue found on Mars 30 Sep 2006 05:34:13 PM
On Fri, 22 Sep 2006 20:25:43 -0400, just john <teuy13002@sneakemail.com>
wrote in alt.atheism

(I mean, once you dust it off and everything)

http://www.esa.int/esaMI/Mars_Express/SEM09F8LURE_0.html

Imagine the fun dirt bikers would have on Mars.
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Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a plethora of splinters.
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User: "johac"

Title: Re: Collosal Flying Spaghetti Monster statue found on Mars 01 Oct 2006 01:03:05 AM
In article <j6sth2hgv5n79rdkuno8nnmb6s6gf4gsmt@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:

On Fri, 22 Sep 2006 20:25:43 -0400, just john <teuy13002@sneakemail.com>
wrote in alt.atheism

(I mean, once you dust it off and everything)

http://www.esa.int/esaMI/Mars_Express/SEM09F8LURE_0.html


Imagine the fun dirt bikers would have on Mars.

Except that I think it would be rather awkward riding those things in
space suits.
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User: "stoney"

Title: Re: Collosal Flying Spaghetti Monster statue found on Mars 02 Oct 2006 01:07:16 PM
On Sat, 30 Sep 2006 23:03:05 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote in alt.atheism

In article <j6sth2hgv5n79rdkuno8nnmb6s6gf4gsmt@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:

On Fri, 22 Sep 2006 20:25:43 -0400, just john <teuy13002@sneakemail.com>
wrote in alt.atheism

(I mean, once you dust it off and everything)

http://www.esa.int/esaMI/Mars_Express/SEM09F8LURE_0.html


Imagine the fun dirt bikers would have on Mars.


Except that I think it would be rather awkward riding those things in
space suits.

I'm sure the bikes will be well suited....
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Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
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User: "Artemia Salina"

Title: Re: Collosal Flying Spaghetti Monster statue found on Mars 23 Sep 2006 01:20:42 AM
On Fri, 22 Sep 2006 20:25:43 -0400, just john wrote:

(I mean, once you dust it off and everything)

http://www.esa.int/esaMI/Mars_Express/SEM09F8LURE_0.html

I think the face on Mars and the devil's-face-in-the-dust-cloud-in-the-
photo-of-the-world-trade-center-being-hit-by-the-airplane
should have a staring contest, and we should pray to whichever one wins.
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User: "MarkA"

Title: Re: Collosal Flying Spaghetti Monster statue found on Mars 23 Sep 2006 08:28:14 AM
On Fri, 22 Sep 2006 20:25:43 -0400, just john wrote:

(I mean, once you dust it off and everything)

http://www.esa.int/esaMI/Mars_Express/SEM09F8LURE_0.html

You may have no graven images of the FSM!! Blasphemers! Now we shall
have to kill all the Martians, for making such a blasphemous statue.
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MarkA
(this space accidentally filled in)
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User: "Phlegm"

Title: Re: Collosal Flying Spaghetti Monster statue found on Mars 22 Sep 2006 10:00:42 PM
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0050118/
The Amazing Colossal Man (1957)
"just john" <teuy13002@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
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http://www.esa.int/esaMI/Mars_Express/SEM09F8LURE_0.html


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User: "wcb"

Title: Re: Collosal Flying Spaghetti Monster statue found on Mars 23 Sep 2006 12:26:54 AM
just john wrote:

(I mean, once you dust it off and everything)

http://www.esa.int/esaMI/Mars_Express/SEM09F8LURE_0.html


"Cydonia region, colour image"
"Cydonia region, black and white"
No, it looks like an angry Scoobi-Doo to me.
Anybody else see Scobbi-Doo here?
At the extreme left, towards the top
"Face on Mars' in Cydonia region, perspective"
On the mound, towards the left its a badly eroded Dobbshead.
The pipe has crumbled away.
"Naturally 'skull-shaped' formation in Cydonia region"
Looks like the "Agmemnon" gold death mask dug up in Greece.
http://www.greeklandscapes.com/greece/athens_museum_mycenae.html
"Cydonia region, colour image"
Anybody see the small skull just to the left of Scoobi's nose?
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You have no right to be here,
and whether you can hear it or not,
the Universe is laughing behind your back.
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User: "Thurisaz, Germanic barbarian"

Title: Re: Collosal Flying Spaghetti Monster statue found on Mars 22 Sep 2006 11:57:10 PM
just john:

(I mean, once you dust it off and everything)

RAMEN! Now if that's not perfect proof... *g*
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But men shall mocking with mockery answer, and fraud with falsehood meet."
(The Poetic Edda)
Must have been written with fundies in mind...
My personal judgment of monotheism:
http://www.carcosa.de/nojebus
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