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"Didi" |
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12 Nov 2005 01:13:23 AM |
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Completely off topic!!!! |
Sometimes, when I've got nothing to do, I sit and watch Joel Osteen's
broadcast from Lakewood.
Once, when I was in that den of iniquity, know as Atlantic City for my
hen night (bachelorette party - for the Americans) - my best friend
caught me staring at the screen as he spoke. And when she asked me what
I was doing, I said "I can't help it, he's just too cute...look at that
smile!!!"....and she then realized, it wasn't the message I was
listening to.....I was totally purving over a preacher.
My husband once asked me why I allowed myself to be baptized my the
mormons, when I obviously thought they were full of rubbish (This all
happened before we met of course). And i told him the real
reason.......the "elders" were so dammed good looking, I just said I
was interested in converting, just so they could keep coming over. The
same with some Jehovah's witnesses I knew. And some fundies.......
I am so totally sad. Anyone with similar ridiculous stories?
Didi
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| User: "Rapture test pilot mission" |
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| Title: Re: Completely off topic!!!! |
12 Nov 2005 03:20:24 AM |
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"Didi" <skullbabe@hotmail.com> suddenly spluttered:
Sometimes, when I've got nothing to do, I sit and watch Joel Osteen's
broadcast from Lakewood.
Once, when I was in that den of iniquity, know as Atlantic City for my
hen night (bachelorette party - for the Americans) - my best friend
caught me staring at the screen as he spoke. And when she asked me what
I was doing, I said "I can't help it, he's just too cute...look at that
smile!!!"....and she then realized, it wasn't the message I was
listening to.....I was totally purving over a preacher.
My husband once asked me why I allowed myself to be baptized my the
mormons, when I obviously thought they were full of rubbish (This all
happened before we met of course). And i told him the real
reason.......the "elders" were so dammed good looking, I just said I
was interested in converting, just so they could keep coming over. The
same with some Jehovah's witnesses I knew. And some fundies.......
I am so totally sad. Anyone with similar ridiculous stories?
Didi
Some years ago, I allowed a flame-haired, fresh faced young Jehovah's
witness into my home for a discussion. Curiously, she kept banging on
about how much fornication there was and how wicked it all was. I just
looked at her and silently sighed.
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Conflict over the exact will/purpose/nature of God cannot ever be
resolved, since there are no facts to go on.
D Silverman FLAHN, SMLAHN
AA #2208
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| User: "Katt" |
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| Title: Re: Completely off topic!!!! |
12 Nov 2005 01:30:34 AM |
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"Didi" <skullbabe@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1131758003.708713.9050@g47g2000cwa.googlegroups
I am so totally sad. Anyone with similar ridiculous stories?
No.
Katt.
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Completely off topic!!!! |
12 Nov 2005 10:26:37 PM |
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On 11 Nov 2005 17:13:23 -0800, "Didi" <skullbabe@hotmail.com> wrote:
Sometimes, when I've got nothing to do, I sit and watch Joel Osteen's
broadcast from Lakewood.
Once, when I was in that den of iniquity, know as Atlantic City for my
hen night (bachelorette party - for the Americans) - my best friend
caught me staring at the screen as he spoke. And when she asked me what
I was doing, I said "I can't help it, he's just too cute...look at that
smile!!!"....and she then realized, it wasn't the message I was
listening to.....I was totally purving over a preacher.
My husband once asked me why I allowed myself to be baptized my the
mormons, when I obviously thought they were full of rubbish (This all
happened before we met of course). And i told him the real
reason.......the "elders" were so dammed good looking, I just said I
was interested in converting, just so they could keep coming over. The
same with some Jehovah's witnesses I knew. And some fundies.......
I am so totally sad. Anyone with similar ridiculous stories?
Didi
When I was young my parents dragged me into church, (a strict Southern
Baptist one) the pastors daughter was an absolute knockout and dressed
to show it. Talk about temptation an self control dilemma type stuff.
So far the girls I've been with haven't pushed religion. I don't know
what I'd think if I fell in love and she turned out to be a godbot, or
a pastors daughter. Another trespass on freedom by god.
TheRain
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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| Title: Re: Completely off topic!!!! |
12 Nov 2005 04:28:41 AM |
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Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Didi (skullbabe@hotmail.com)
made the light shine upon us with this:
Sometimes, when I've got nothing to do, I sit and watch Joel Osteen's
broadcast from Lakewood.
Once, when I was in that den of iniquity, know as Atlantic City for my
hen night (bachelorette party - for the Americans) - my best friend
caught me staring at the screen as he spoke. And when she asked me what
I was doing, I said "I can't help it, he's just too cute...look at that
smile!!!"....and she then realized, it wasn't the message I was
listening to.....I was totally purving over a preacher.
My husband once asked me why I allowed myself to be baptized my the
mormons, when I obviously thought they were full of rubbish (This all
happened before we met of course). And i told him the real
reason.......the "elders" were so dammed good looking, I just said I
was interested in converting, just so they could keep coming over. The
same with some Jehovah's witnesses I knew. And some fundies.......
I am so totally sad. Anyone with similar ridiculous stories?
Didi
Religious people just turn me off, no matter what they look like.
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Uncle Vic
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
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"The world is only 5-6 thousand years old does not mean the planet
earth is only 5-6 thousand years old. There have been many worlds
created and destroyed on this planet. The creation of the planet is
described in Genesis 1. The creation of the world is described in
Genesis 2. Two different kind of creations." --Eric Brze
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| User: "Didi" |
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| Title: Re: Completely off topic!!!! |
12 Nov 2005 05:17:28 AM |
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I guess I'm your prototypical evil woman, seeking to lead the faithful
astray with my lustful thoughts.....lol!!!!!
I must warn one and all, there is way too much alcohol in my system for
coherent thought! ROFLMAO!!! (for some unknown reason)
Uncle Vic........I might admit, I have been totally unethical when it
comes to good looking religious types.....
But hey!!!
BTW I spend alot of time just reading the posts here, and Uncle Vic,
you're awesome!!!!
Goodnight all...must pass out now!!!
Cheers
Didi
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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| Title: Re: Completely off topic!!!! |
12 Nov 2005 06:46:41 AM |
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Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Didi (skullbabe@hotmail.com)
made the light shine upon us with this:
I guess I'm your prototypical evil woman, seeking to lead the faithful
astray with my lustful thoughts.....lol!!!!!
I must warn one and all, there is way too much alcohol in my system for
coherent thought! ROFLMAO!!! (for some unknown reason)
OK, you've redeemed yourself. I had to limit myself to two beers
tonight. My daughter doesn't drive, and I had to pick her up from work.
She doesn't work tomorrow, so watch out...
Uncle Vic........I might admit, I have been totally unethical when it
comes to good looking religious types.....
But hey!!!
BTW I spend alot of time just reading the posts here, and Uncle Vic,
you're awesome!!!!
Me likes to spank 'em.
Goodnight all...must pass out now!!!
Cheers
Didi
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Uncle Vic
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
----
"The world is only 5-6 thousand years old does not mean the planet
earth is only 5-6 thousand years old. There have been many worlds
created and destroyed on this planet. The creation of the planet is
described in Genesis 1. The creation of the world is described in
Genesis 2. Two different kind of creations." --Eric Brze
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