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29 Oct 2004 12:25:45 PM |
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Congrats, chicken little |
The US military blew it up.
duke
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| User: "quibbler" |
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| Title: Re: Congrats, chicken little |
29 Oct 2004 02:57:05 PM |
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In article <o7v4o09s64pb1otuao0dsotb3dqtdghod2@4ax.com>,
duckgumbo32@cox.net says...
The US military blew it up.
That's your latest phoney rationalization de jour anyway. First you
fools insisted that it disappeared before the war. Then your "evidence"
was soundly refuted. After that you changed tack and breathlessly
insisted that invisible Russians stole the explosives. That too has
been soundly refuted. Now, your latest "wouldya believe..." flip flop
is to claim that the US military must have blown it up. Do you honestly
expect anyone to believe your forever changing string of blatant Bu$h
*****?
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threat to humanity posed by the AIDS virus, 'mad cow'
disease, and many others, but I think a case can be
made that faith is one of the world's great evils,
comparable to the smallpox virus but harder to
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| User: "duke" |
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| Title: Re: Congrats, chicken little |
29 Oct 2004 05:22:45 PM |
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On Fri, 29 Oct 2004 13:57:05 -0600, quibbler <quibbler247@yahoo.com> wrote:
In article <o7v4o09s64pb1otuao0dsotb3dqtdghod2@4ax.com>,
duckgumbo32@cox.net says...
The US military blew it up.
That's your latest phoney rationalization de jour anyway.
Your al kaka story is on the news, quib. Say goodbye to flipper.
duke
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Matthew 22
14"For many are invited, but few are chosen."
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| User: "quibbler" |
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| Title: Re: Congrats, chicken little |
29 Oct 2004 10:35:46 PM |
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In article <gkg5o05il3qa79ihkqke6aa0q5aq1pi36a@4ax.com>,
duckgumbo32@cox.net says...
On Fri, 29 Oct 2004 13:57:05 -0600, quibbler <quibbler247@yahoo.com> wrote:
In article <o7v4o09s64pb1otuao0dsotb3dqtdghod2@4ax.com>,
duckgumbo32@cox.net says...
The US military blew it up.
That's your latest phoney rationalization de jour anyway.
Your al kaka story is on the news, quib. Say goodbye to flipper.
You must mean Bush when you say "flipper", because Bush flips way more
than Kerry. Anyway, this has only helped Kerry and he looks poised to
win the election at this point. Bush is weaker than any incumbent
president. It's like the Nixon versus Kennedy race, only Bush sucks
even harder than Nixon and Kerry doesn't have to cheat or block the vote
like repugs are trying to do in order to win. Zogby and others have
said that Kerry will win. Only four more days until Kerry victory.
--
Quibbler (quibbler247atyahoo.com)
"It is fashionable to wax apocalyptic about the
threat to humanity posed by the AIDS virus, 'mad cow'
disease, and many others, but I think a case can be
made that faith is one of the world's great evils,
comparable to the smallpox virus but harder to
eradicate." -- Richard Dawkins
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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| Title: Re: Congrats, chicken little |
29 Oct 2004 10:42:25 PM |
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On 29 Oct 2004, quibbler dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
In article <gkg5o05il3qa79ihkqke6aa0q5aq1pi36a@4ax.com>,
duckgumbo32@cox.net says...
On Fri, 29 Oct 2004 13:57:05 -0600, quibbler <quibbler247@yahoo.com>
wrote:
In article <o7v4o09s64pb1otuao0dsotb3dqtdghod2@4ax.com>,
duckgumbo32@cox.net says...
The US military blew it up.
That's your latest phoney rationalization de jour anyway.
Your al kaka story is on the news, quib. Say goodbye to flipper.
You must mean Bush when you say "flipper", because Bush flips way more
than Kerry. Anyway, this has only helped Kerry and he looks poised to
win the election at this point. Bush is weaker than any incumbent
president. It's like the Nixon versus Kennedy race, only Bush sucks
even harder than Nixon and Kerry doesn't have to cheat or block the
vote like repugs are trying to do in order to win. Zogby and others
have said that Kerry will win. Only four more days until Kerry
victory.
ND four more days until my stocks recover....
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Vic Sagerquist
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Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
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Vote for John Kerry
God belongs in church, not the White House.
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| User: "duke" |
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| Title: Re: Congrats, chicken little |
31 Oct 2004 01:00:49 PM |
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On Fri, 29 Oct 2004 21:35:46 -0600, quibbler <quibbler247@yahoo.com> wrote:
Your al kaka story is on the news, quib. Say goodbye to flipper.
You must mean Bush when you say "flipper", because Bush flips way more
than Kerry.
Nobody flips like kerry flops.
duke
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Matthew 22
14"For many are invited, but few are chosen."
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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29 Oct 2004 10:23:44 PM |
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On 29 Oct 2004, duke dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
On Fri, 29 Oct 2004 13:57:05 -0600, quibbler <quibbler247@yahoo.com>
wrote:
In article <o7v4o09s64pb1otuao0dsotb3dqtdghod2@4ax.com>,
duckgumbo32@cox.net says...
The US military blew it up.
That's your latest phoney rationalization de jour anyway.
Your al kaka story is on the news, quib. Say goodbye to flipper.
OK. Goodbye Flipper. Hello Kerry.
Happy?
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Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
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Vote for John Kerry
God belongs in church, not the White House.
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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30 Oct 2004 07:37:49 PM |
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In our last episode <Xns9591CFB26319Fvicman@204.127.204.17>, Vic
Sagerquist lept out of the bushes shouting:
On 29 Oct 2004, duke dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
On Fri, 29 Oct 2004 13:57:05 -0600, quibbler <quibbler247@yahoo.com>
wrote:
In article <o7v4o09s64pb1otuao0dsotb3dqtdghod2@4ax.com>,
duckgumbo32@cox.net says...
The US military blew it up.
That's your latest phoney rationalization de jour anyway.
Your al kaka story is on the news, quib. Say goodbye to flipper.
OK. Goodbye Flipper. Hello Kerry.
Happy?
Kills me that Bush is getting away with the "flipper" bit when he, as a
candidate, ran *against just about everything his administration is *doing...
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Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
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"Being surprised at the fact that the universe
is fine tuned for life is akin to a puddle being
surprised at how well it fits its hole"
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| User: "duke" |
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| Title: Re: Congrats, chicken little |
31 Oct 2004 01:01:28 PM |
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On Sat, 30 Oct 2004 03:23:44 GMT, Vic Sagerquist <address@withheld.com> wrote:
OK. Goodbye Flipper. Hello Kerry.
Happy?
Well, you're a 'rat, and confusion is your thing.
duke
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Matthew 22
14"For many are invited, but few are chosen."
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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31 Oct 2004 01:48:49 PM |
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On 31 Oct 2004, duke dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
On Sat, 30 Oct 2004 03:23:44 GMT, Vic Sagerquist
<address@withheld.com> wrote:
OK. Goodbye Flipper. Hello Kerry.
Happy?
Well, you're a 'rat, and confusion is your thing.
I see. And you're a Repugnition, so ignorance and bigotry are yours.
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Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
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Vote for John Kerry
God belongs in church, not the White House.
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| User: "duke" |
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| Title: Re: Congrats, chicken little |
01 Nov 2004 06:05:47 AM |
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On Sun, 31 Oct 2004 19:48:49 GMT, Vic Sagerquist <address@withheld.com> wrote:
Well, you're a 'rat, and confusion is your thing.
I see. And you're a Repugnition, so ignorance and bigotry are yours.
Actually I'm clearly more intelligent and less of a bigot than you are.
duke
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Matthew 22
14"For many are invited, but few are chosen."
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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| Title: Re: Congrats, chicken little |
01 Nov 2004 10:42:25 AM |
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on 01 Nov 2004 in alt.atheism, duke dropped trou, farted, whirled, then
shouted:
On Sun, 31 Oct 2004 19:48:49 GMT, Vic Sagerquist
<address@withheld.com> wrote:
Well, you're a 'rat, and confusion is your thing.
I see. And you're a Repugnition, so ignorance and bigotry are yours.
Actually I'm clearly more intelligent and less of a bigot than you
are.
You can claim all you want. You're religious.
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Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
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The whole foundation of Christianity is based on the idea that
intellectualism is the work of the Devil. Remember the apple on the tree?
Okay, it was the Tree of Knowledge. "You eat this apple, you're going to be
as smart as God. We can't have that."
[Frank Zappa]
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| User: "duke" |
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02 Nov 2004 05:37:38 PM |
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On Mon, 01 Nov 2004 10:42:25 -0600, Vic Sagerquist <address@withheld.com> wrote:
Actually I'm clearly more intelligent and less of a bigot than you
are.
You can claim all you want. You're religious.
Yes, thank God.
duke
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Matthew 22
14"For many are invited, but few are chosen."
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| User: "Douglas Berry" |
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29 Oct 2004 05:59:25 PM |
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In our last thrilling episode, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> was pushed
over the cliffs of alt.atheism on Fri, 29 Oct 2004 12:25:45 -0500 by
Zoog, minion of Zathar. As he fell, he screamed:
The US military blew it up.
Liar.
http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/news/archive/2004/10/29/national1336EDT0588.DTL
Pentagon seeking to account for movement of munitions
JOHN J. LUMPKIN, Associated Press Writer
Friday, October 29, 2004
(10-29) 10:36 PDT WASHINGTON (AP) -- An Army unit removed 250 tons of
ammunition from the Al-Qaqaa weapons depot in April 2003 and later
destroyed it, the company's former commander said Friday. A Pentagon
spokesman said some was of the same type as the missing explosives
that have become a major issue in the presidential campaign.
But those 250 tons were not located under the seal of the
International Atomic Energy Agency -- as the missing high-grade
explosives had been -- and Pentagon spokesman Larry Di Rita could not
definitely say whether they were part of the missing 377 tons.
Maj. Austin Pearson, speaking at a press conference at the Pentagon,
said his team removed 250 tons of TNT, plastic explosives, detonation
cords, and white phosporous rounds on April 13, 2003 -- 10 days after
U.S. forces first reached the Al Qaqaa site.
"I did not see any IAEA seals at any of the locations we went into. I
was not looking for that," Pearson said.
Di Rita sought to point to Pearson's comments as evidence that some
RDX, one of the high-energy explosives, might have been removed from
the site. RDX is also known as plastic explosive.
But Di Rita acknowledged: "I can't say RDX that was on the list of
IAEA is what the major pulled out. ... We believe that some of the
things they were pulling out of there were RDX."
Further study was needed, Di Rita said.
Whether Saddam Hussein's forces removed the explosives before U.S.
forces arrived on April 3, 2003, or whether they fell into the hands
of looters and insurgents afterward -- because the site was not
guarded by U.S. troops -- has become a key issue in the campaign.
Pearson's comments raise further questions about the chain of events
surrounding these explosives, the disappearance of which has been
repeatedly cited by Democrat John Kerry as evidence of the Bush
administration's poor handling of the war in Iraq.
Still, 377 tons of explosives amount to a tiny fraction of the
weaponry in Iraq. U.S. forces have already destroyed, or have slated
to destroyed, more than 400,000 tons of all manner of Iraqi weapons
and ammunition. But at least another 250,000 tons from Saddam's regime
remain unaccounted for, and some has undoubtedly fallen into the hands
of insurgents.
The window in which the explosives were most likely removed from
Al-Qaqaa begins on March 15, 2003 -- five days before the war started
-- and ends in late May, when a U.S. weapons inspection team declared
the depot stripped and looted.
Two weeks ago, Iraqi officials told the United Nations' International
Atomic Energy Agency that the explosives vanished as a result of
"theft and looting ... due to lack of security."
The explosives were known to be housed in storage bunkers at the
sprawling Al-Qaqaa complex and nearby structures. U.N. nuclear
inspectors placed fresh seals over the bunker doors in January 2003.
The inspectors visited Al-Qaqaa for the last time that March 15 and
reported that the seals were not broken; concluding the weapons were
still inside at the time.
A U.S. military reconaissance image, taken of Al Qaqaa on March 17,
shows two vehicles, presumably Iraqi, outside a bunker at Al-Qaqaa.
But Di Rita said that bunker was not known to contain any of the 377
tons, and that the image only shows that there was activity at the
depot after U.N. inspectors left.
Elements of the U.S. 3rd Infantry Division arrived in the area on
April 3 en route to Baghdad. They fought a battle with Iraqi forces
inside Al Qaqaa and moved on, leaving a battalion behind to clear out
enemy fighters in the area. Troops found other weapons, including
artillery shells, on the base, he said. They didn't specifically
search for the 377 tons of high explosives that are missing. On April
6, the battalion left for Baghdad.
Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld and others have advanced the
theory that the materials were removed before U.S. forces arrived,
saying looting that much material would be impossible by small-scale
thieves, and that a large-scale theft would have involved lots of
trucks and would have been detected.
About four days later, another large unit, the 2nd Brigade of the
101st Airborne Division, moved into the area. That unit did not search
Al-Qaqaa. A unit spokesman said there was heavy looting in the area at
the time.
On April 13, Pearson's ordnance-disposal team arrived and took the 250
tons out in a day. That materiel was later destroyed by U.S. forces.
His comments may suggest that some of it was still there when U.S.
forces arrived.
On April 18, a Minnesota television crew traveling with the 101st
Airborne shot a videotape of troops as they first opened the bunkers
at the Al-Qaqaa that shows what appeared to be high explosives still
in barrels and bearing the markings of the International Atomic Energy
Agency.
U.S. weapons hunters did not give the area a thorough search until
May, when they visited on three occasions, starting May 8. They
searched every building on the compound over the course of those three
visits, but did not find any material or explosives that had been
marked by the IAEA.
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Atheist #2147, Atheist Vet #5
"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as
when they do it from religious conviction."
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| User: "duke" |
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| Title: Re: Congrats, chicken little |
31 Oct 2004 01:02:57 PM |
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On Fri, 29 Oct 2004 22:59:25 GMT, Douglas Berry <penguin_boy@mindOBVIOUSspring.com> wrote:
In our last thrilling episode, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> was pushed
over the cliffs of alt.atheism on Fri, 29 Oct 2004 12:25:45 -0500 by
Zoog, minion of Zathar. As he fell, he screamed:
The US military blew it up.
Liar.
You and quib are confusing each other.
duke
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Matthew 22
14"For many are invited, but few are chosen."
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| User: "Elf M. Sternberg" |
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29 Oct 2004 01:41:27 PM |
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duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> writes:
The US military blew it up.
Nope. They blew up some armaments, but the size, description,
and contents do not match what is missing from the IAEA site.
Why don't you actually try reading the news articles?
"I did not see any IAEA seals at any of the locations we went into. I
was not looking for that," Maj Austin Pearson said.
http://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory?id=209079
Elf
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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29 Oct 2004 05:43:45 PM |
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In our last episode <87vfctbc4o.fsf@drizzle.com>, Elf M. Sternberg lept
out of the bushes shouting:
Why don't you actually try reading the news articles?
Read? Him?
You're trying to be funny aincha?
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Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
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"Being surprised at the fact that the universe
is fine tuned for life is akin to a puddle being
surprised at how well it fits its hole"
-- Douglas Adams
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| User: "duke" |
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29 Oct 2004 05:22:01 PM |
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On 29 Oct 2004 11:41:27 -0700, "Elf M. Sternberg" <elf@drizzle.com> wrote:
Nope. They blew up some armaments, but the size, description,
and contents do not match what is missing from the IAEA site.
The IAEA number is estimated. What the US military blew up is estimated. the big news
today is that the US military blew it up.
Why don't you actually try reading the news articles?
"I did not see any IAEA seals at any of the locations we went into. I
was not looking for that," Maj Austin Pearson said.
http://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory?id=209079
Elf
It had a military name to him, it's called al kaka now. But it's the same site.
Al kaka, it does in flipper kerry. Reminds me of du kaka, who rode a tank, and the sight
of him scares flipper to death.
duke
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Matthew 22
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| User: "Olrik" |
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29 Oct 2004 10:57:41 PM |
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duke wrote:
On 29 Oct 2004 11:41:27 -0700, "Elf M. Sternberg" <elf@drizzle.com> wrote:
Nope. They blew up some armaments, but the size, description,
and contents do not match what is missing from the IAEA site.
The IAEA number is estimated. What the US military blew up is estimated. the big news
today is that the US military blew it up.
Why don't you actually try reading the news articles?
"I did not see any IAEA seals at any of the locations we went into. I
was not looking for that," Maj Austin Pearson said.
http://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory?id=209079
Elf
It had a military name to him, it's called al kaka now. But it's the same site.
Al kaka, it does in flipper kerry. Reminds me of du kaka, who rode a tank, and the sight
of him scares flipper to death.
For crying out loud, man, how old are you? Can't resist the obvious
scatological joke, now, can you?
duke
*****
Matthew 22
14"For many are invited, but few are chosen."
*****
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Olrik
aa #1981
Qualified SMASH member
EAC Chief Food Inspector, Bacon Division
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| User: "duke" |
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| Title: Re: Congrats, chicken little |
31 Oct 2004 12:59:25 PM |
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On Fri, 29 Oct 2004 23:57:41 -0400, Olrik <olrik666@yahoo_BACON!_.com> wrote:
"I did not see any IAEA seals at any of the locations we went into. I
was not looking for that," Maj Austin Pearson said.
http://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory?id=209079
Elf
It had a military name to him, it's called al kaka now. But it's the same site.
Al kaka, it does in flipper kerry. Reminds me of du kaka, who rode a tank, and the sight
of him scares flipper to death.
For crying out loud, man, how old are you? Can't resist the obvious
scatological joke, now, can you?
62. 'rats even consider it George Bush's failure because the military did not guard that
site immediately even before we moved into Iraq.
duke
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Matthew 22
14"For many are invited, but few are chosen."
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