Religions > Atheism > Congratulations to Kansan, and where should I send the baby gift?
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01 Jan 2004 06:44:46 PM |
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Congratulations to Kansan, and where should I send the baby gift? |
Hogarth wrote in alt.showbiz.gossip:
Subject: Congratulations to Kansan, and where should I send the baby gift?
From: "A Voluptuary under the Horrors of Digestion"
Date: 1/1/2004 1:23 PM Central Standard Time
Message-id: <bt1s0a$2dm38$1@ID-54485.news.uni-berlin.de>
Congratulations are in order to our dear friend, Kansan, for bedding (in his
own fashion) and pupping Heidi Klum.
Well done, old sport!
Hogarth
Thank you, Hogarth, for your very kind sentiments.
Obviously, Heidi, like so many Newsgroup participants, has come to
appreciate my immense love for her, my steadfast devotion. Our relationship is
more than two and a half years old by now and she had felt that it was time to
cement it in the best way possible.
Our bond is not based on a purely carnal attraction, but on the genuine
desire to improve humanity. Our offspring will combine her beauty,
friendliness, and kindness, with my intelligence, moral rectitude, and
prophetic abilities. It goes without saying that our baby to be born in 2004
will be the first of many others. My Angel has said that she would like two or
three children and I think that the happiness of the first one will induce many
more fruitful encounters in the future.
Greetings, cards, letters, gifts, and autograph requests may be sent to
her agency in New York:
Ms. Heidi Klum
c/o IMG Models
304 Park Avenue
New York, NY 10010
or to her office in Germany:
Heidi Klum GmbH
Postfach 200584
51435 Bergisch Gladbach
Deutschland
If you are asking for an autograph, please include a self-addressed,
stamped, large return envelope with your letter. Heidi is quite busy all the
time and it make take many months to receive your autograph, but she is very
conscientious about her fans.
She has a house in suburban New York and a condo in Manhattan and spends
quite a lot of time at her parents' house in Bergisch Gladbach. Therefore, she
will need baby gear at all these places and will appreciate any gifts from
fans. I would not be surprised if she posts information about a baby gift
registry at her official Web site
http://www.heidiklum.com
at some point in the future.
Meanwhile, you may want to drop her a few lines at the Forum of her
official Web site, congratulating her, etc. Over this holiday period she has
been relaxing and reading fans' messages several times a day. She has not
released any recent messages at the English Forum, not since 11/20/03, for her
own reasons, but you may write to her in English in the German Forum and she
should be able to release your messages to appear within a day or two.
She reads every entry at her Forum there and responds to some of them
occasionally, every two or three weeks or so. She also reads Newsgroup
messages about her and has had her laptop PC with her in South Tyrol over the
last few days to monitor what people write about her on the Internet.
She has followed the many messages that I, the father of her child, have
written in the Newsgroups over the past few days and has not expressed any
disagreement to me.
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| Title: Re: Congratulations to Kansan, and where should I send the baby gift? |
01 Jan 2004 07:31:24 PM |
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Irony Alert wrote in alt.fan.art-bell:
Subject: Re: Congratulations to Kansan, and where should I send the baby gift?
From: "Irony Alert"
Date: 1/1/2004 7:00 PM Central Standard Time
Message-id: <Ho3Jb.36274$xX.121272@attbi_s02>
"Kansan1225" <kansan1225@aol.com> wrote in message
news:20040101194708.04031.00002267@mb-m07.aol.com...
Congratulations are in order to our dear friend, Kansan, for bedding (in
his
own fashion) and pupping Heidi Klum.
Thank you, Hogarth, for your very kind sentiments.
Obviously, Heidi, like so many Newsgroup participants, has come to
Where has Klum participated in this horsesh*t?
Heidi reads Newsgroup messages, when she has the time. She does not post
messages in the Newsgroups, as far as I know. She just lurks.
Over these last two and a half years many other Newsgroup participants
have appreciated my love for Heidi and are now very happy that our relationship
is about to bear fruit.
Does she know you're out
here taking credit for the bun in her oven?
Yes, she does. She has spent the Christmas holidays in Taufers, South
Tyrol, Italy, at this ski lodge:
http://www.pichlerhof.com
She has her laptop PC with her and monitors her official Web site
http://www.heidiklum.com
several times a day during this relaxing period, as well as Newsgroup messages
about her and other subjects in general. Heidi is very publicity conscious and
cares about what people write about her.
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| User: "Kansan1225" |
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| Title: Re: Congratulations to Kansan, and where should I send the baby gift? |
01 Jan 2004 07:58:27 PM |
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Nekk58 wrote in alt.fan.letterman:
Subject: Re: Congratulations to Kansan, and where should I send the baby
gift?
From: (Nekk58)
Date: 1/1/2004 7:10 PM Central Standard Time
Message-id: <20040101201043.29517.00001361@mb-m02.aol.com>
I just have two words of advice:
"Child support!!!!"
You better pay......including the baby gear!!!
On Monday, December 22, 2003, I let Heidi know that I am willing to help
her and her baby any which way I can. I will support her and our baby and our
babies to come as much as I can.
On her part, Heidi let me know the very next day that she counts on my
support now, as she has in the past.
From: (Kansan1225)
Our relationship is
more than two and a half years old by now and she had felt that it was time
to
cement it in the best way possible.
It goes without saying that our baby to be born in 2004
will be the first of many others. My Angel has said that she would like two
or
three children and I think that the happiness of the first one will induce
many
more fruitful encounters in the future.
She has a house in suburban New York and a condo in Manhattan and
spends
quite a lot of time at her parents' house in Bergisch Gladbach. Therefore,
she
will need baby gear at all these places and will appreciate any gifts from
fans.
She has followed the many messages that I, the father of her child,
have
written in the Newsgroups over the past few days and has not expressed any
disagreement to me.
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| User: "NickKaffes" |
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| Title: Re: Congratulations to Kansan, and where should I send the baby gift? |
01 Jan 2004 09:38:26 PM |
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Onoma wrote in alt.gossip.celebrities:
Subject: Re: Congratulations to Kansan, and where do I send the baby gift?
From: "onoma"
Date: 1/1/2004 8:13 PM Central Standard Time
Message-id: <rs4Jb.16842$7D3.8147@fed1read02>
"Kansan1225" <kansan1225@aol.com> wrote in message
Thank you, Hogarth, for your very kind sentiments.
Obviously, Heidi, like so many Newsgroup participants, has come to
appreciate my immense love for her, my steadfast devotion. Our
relationship is
more than two and a half years old by now and she had felt that it was
time to
cement it in the best way possible.
Our bond is not based on a purely carnal attraction, but on the
genuine
desire to improve humanity. Our offspring will combine her beauty,
friendliness, and kindness, with my intelligence, moral rectitude, and
prophetic abilities. It goes without saying that our baby to be born in
2004
will be the first of many others. My Angel has said that she would like
two or
three children and I think that the happiness of the first one will induce
many
more fruitful encounters in the future.
Greetings, cards, letters, gifts, and autograph requests may be sent
to
her agency in New York:
Ms. Heidi Klum
c/o IMG Models
304 Park Avenue
New York, NY 10010
or to her office in Germany:
Heidi Klum GmbH
Postfach 200584
51435 Bergisch Gladbach
Deutschland
If you are asking for an autograph, please include a self-addressed,
stamped, large return envelope with your letter. Heidi is quite busy all
the
time and it make take many months to receive your autograph, but she is
very
conscientious about her fans.
She has a house in suburban New York and a condo in Manhattan and
spends
quite a lot of time at her parents' house in Bergisch Gladbach.
Therefore, she
will need baby gear at all these places and will appreciate any gifts from
fans. I would not be surprised if she posts information about a baby gift
registry at her official Web site
http://www.heidiklum.com
at some point in the future.
Meanwhile, you may want to drop her a few lines at the Forum of her
official Web site, congratulating her, etc. Over this holiday period she
has
been relaxing and reading fans' messages several times a day. She has not
released any recent messages at the English Forum, not since 11/20/03, for
her
own reasons, but you may write to her in English in the German Forum and
she
should be able to release your messages to appear within a day or two.
She reads every entry at her Forum there and responds to some of
them
occasionally, every two or three weeks or so. She also reads Newsgroup
messages about her and has had her laptop PC with her in South Tyrol over
the
last few days to monitor what people write about her on the Internet.
She has followed the many messages that I, the father of her child,
have
written in the Newsgroups over the past few days and has not expressed any
disagreement to me.
Kansan, I have been following your writings for a long time and wish also to
congratulate you on your impending bundle of joy, and also to add to Heidi
the heartfelt wish: Kali Eleftheria.
Thank you very much, Onoma. Your greeting to Heidi is the traditional
Greek greeting to expectant mothers, meaning "(May you have a) Good Delivery".
Heidi will become a mother for the first time and I am sure her mother Erna
will be there to help her as much as she can, give her tips, and help with the
baby later.
I would like to pose a couple of questions if I may about the future brood
of Kansan-Klum offspring: Will these also be conceived in the same
immaculate fashion, or in a more conventional manner? You may wish to
consult Michael Jackson for some tips, as he seems to be experienced in
these matters and no doubt needs the help of the Entities now more than
ever.
I have a pretty good idea of what the future holds. The Entities send me
messages on a daily basis now, but do not want me to reveal everything ahead of
time, so as not to spoil any surprises. Of course, I let the other person
primarily involved in this future, my Angel Heidi, know what the future will
bring to us.
Will the child(ren) receive the sacrament of Orthodox Baptism? It would
seem to be of the utmost symbolic importance.
I think Heidi will baptize our baby and, if a girl, give her the Greek
name Helene. I think Heidi is Lutheran, since she was born in the Evangelical
(i.e., Lutheran) Hospital of Bergisch Gladbach and her father Guenther was
confirmed at the Gnadenkirche (Church of Mercies), a Lutheran Church there. It
is not important what particular Church the baby is baptized in, as along as a
baptism takes place in the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit.
Thank you Kansan for your vigilance and foresight. A couple of years ago we
exchanged one or two private emails. Since then I can reveal that there
have been tremendous changes in my own life, which have coincidentally
happened during events in not only the life of Heidi Klum, but also of J-Lo
and the aforementioned Michael Jackson. The implications are staggering.
I am not surprised at all. I find that just about any celebrity presents
messages from the Entities. As above, so below. We may say that the
celebrities represent a macrocosm, whereas non-celebrities are a microcosm,
each one in their particular lives.
We are all interconnected and the Entities bring about these
"coincidences" to let us know about a greater and more wonderful reality,
beyond the realm of our everyday experience.
Nick Kaffes, aka Kansan1225
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