No one says it better than the lovely and talented, Ms. Ann Coulter

Subject: CONSERVATIVES NEED 12-STEP PROGRAM TO MANHOOD by Ann Coulter

No one says it better than the lovely and talented, Ms. Ann Coulter







CONSERVATIVES NEED 12-STEP PROGRAM TO MANHOOD

by Ann Coulter

May 10, 2006




It's pretty pathetic when a Kennedy is too drunk to drive into the Potomac.
After the visibly intoxicated Rep. Patrick Kennedy crashed his car into a
police barrier near the Capitol just before 3 a.m. last Thursday morning, he
explained to the police he was hurrying back to the Capitol for a vote, a
procedure known on the Hill as "last call." It could have been a lot worse:
Patrick's designated driver that night was Ted Kennedy.

At some point in his scrolling list of excuses, Kennedy eventually claimed
he was addicted to prescription drugs and checked himself into the newly
opened Kennedy Wing of the Mayo Clinic. He explained he had been "sleep
driving." If people fall for his story, his father, Ted, plans to attribute
his last immigration bill to "sleep legislating."

Coming right on the heels of a three-year witch-hunt directed at Rush
Limbaugh for an addiction to prescription drugs (because of his politics) -
as well as the continuing threat to put Tom DeLay in prison (because of his
politics) - you would think there would be at least some serious discussion
of prosecuting the young Kennedy for his addiction to prescription drugs,
too.

Perhaps the Republican attorney general in Washington needs to interview
Democratic Palm Beach prosecutor Barry Krischer, who wasted three years and
untold taxpayer dollars trying to frame Limbaugh, about the danger to
society of prescription drug addiction.

Baseball has a system to protect batters from being hit: If your pitcher
hits one of our guys, our pitcher will hit one of your guys. This is also
the only argument that ever works with Democrats.

Democrats adored the independent counsel statute - until it was used to
catch an actual felon in the Oval Office. Then they noticed all sorts of
problems with the law. Democrats swore up and down that women never lie
about rape - until that same felon was credibly accused of rape by Juanita
Broaddrick on "NBC News," not to mention the four other card-carrying
Democratic women who described being raped by Bill Clinton in eerily similar
detail in Christopher Hitchens' book "No One Left To Lie To."

Conservatives will continue to be threatened with prison on trumped-up
charges until Democrats start having to worry about being prosecuted for
minor offenses, too - though, in Kennedy's case, not as minor as Rush
Limbaugh's offense, which never involved smashing his car into a police
barrier. (In Rep. Kennedy's defense, at least he didn't drown the woman in
his car and then disappear for nine hours.)

Democrats have declared war against Republicans, and Republicans are
wandering around like a bunch of ninny Neville Chamberlains, congratulating
themselves on their excellent behavior. They'll have some terrific stories
about their Gandhi-like passivity to share while sitting in cells at
Guantanamo after Hillary is elected.

For a political party that grasps the concept of victory against foreign
enemies, Republicans can't seem to grasp that concept when it comes to
domestic enemies. Instead of taking a page from Sun-tzu's "Art of War," when
it comes to fighting liberals, American conservatives prefer the Jimmy
Carter unconditional surrender strategy.

Patriotic Americans don't have to become dangerous psychotics like liberals,
but they could at least act like men.

Why hasn't the former spokesman for the Taliban matriculating at Yale been
beaten even more senseless than he already is? According to Hollywood, this
nation is a cauldron of ethnic hatreds positively brimming with violent
skinheads. Where are the skinheads when you need them? What does a girl have
to do to get an angry, club- and torch-wielding mob on its feet?

There is not the remotest possibility that a man who was recently defending
shooting women in the head for wearing nail polish will so much as be
snubbed on the Yale campus.

The only violence on college campuses these days occurs when people like
David Horowitz, Michelle Malkin and me show up to give a speech in defense
of America. Then we need bomb-sniffing dogs and a lecture hall lined with
armed police. But a Talibanist goes about his day at Yale unmolested.

Conservatives may shrink from confrontation with howling, violent liberals,
but as General "Buck" Turgidson in "Dr. Strangelove" informed the
milquetoast president still hoping to avert a nuclear confrontation with the
Russkies: "Well, Mr. President, I would say that General Ripper has already
invalidated that policy."

Well, conservatives, I would say liberals have already invalidated your
"Let's all just get along" policy.

The violence and threats of imprisonment have started. Now the only question
is whether conservatives will choose victory.












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J Young

No one says it better than the lovely and talented, Ms. Ann Coulter

J Young

No one says it better than the lovely and talented, Ms. Ann Coulter

No one says it better than the lovely and talented, Ms. Ann Coulter







CONSERVATIVES NEED 12-STEP PROGRAM TO MANHOOD

No one says it better than the lovely and talented, Ms. Ann Coulter