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"Hiscoming" |
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08 Apr 2004 06:05:23 PM |
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Consider The Work Of Calvary |
Whatever problems you are facing, there is a way out. There is a solution to
every problem of your life.
Just bring all your problems to the cross by considering what Jesus did for
us, ( human race ) on the cross.
Consider the work of Calvary
Colossians 2:14
Blotting out the handwriting of ordinances that was against us, which was
contrary to us, and took it out of the way, nailing it to his cross;
Hebrews 12:2
Looking unto Jesus the author and finisher of our faith; who for the joy
that was set before him endured the cross, despising the shame, and is set
down at the right hand of the throne of God.
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| User: "Phÿltêr" |
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| Title: Re: Consider The Work Of Calvary |
09 Apr 2004 09:23:18 AM |
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"Hiscoming" <hiscoming@btopenworld.com> astounded us with:
news:c54lrj$f5j$1@titan.btinternet.com:
Whatever problems you are facing, there is a way out. There is a
solution to every problem of your life.
Just bring all your problems to the cross by considering what Jesus did
for us, ( human race ) on the cross.
You have GOT to be kidding! Never in my LIFE have I heard such a load of
childish bollocks. How old are you? Ten?
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Phÿltêr
Denizen of Darkness #44 & AFJC Antipodean Attaché
http://afjc.clickhalah.com/forum/index.php
Change "freeway" to "hotmail" to respond
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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| Title: Re: Consider The Work Of Calvary |
08 Apr 2004 10:53:11 PM |
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"Hiscoming" <hiscoming@btopenworld.com> wrote in
news:c54lrj$f5j$1@titan.btinternet.com:
Subject: Consider The Work Of Calvary
Consider a size-dozen up your *****. *BOOT*
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Dr. Smartass
BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
Q: Why did the chicken cross the Moebius strip?
A: To get to the other...er, um...
[seen on a math jokes site]
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| User: "Fritz Langs Claytonopolis" |
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| Title: Re: Consider The Work Of Calvary |
08 Apr 2004 07:32:19 PM |
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"Hiscoming" <hiscoming@btopenworld.com> wrote in message
news:c54lrj$f5j$1@titan.btinternet.com...
<snip ignorant *****>
*****, idiot...we aren't interested in having our brains removed so we
can believe in your ***** and fairy tales.
<plonk>
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| User: "*nemo*" |
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| Title: Re: Consider The Work Of Calvary |
08 Apr 2004 07:49:32 PM |
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In article <c54lrj$f5j$1@titan.btinternet.com>,
"Hiscoming" <hiscoming@btopenworld.com> wrote:
Whatever problems you are facing, there is a way out. There is a solution to
every problem of your life.
That's a lie. I just wish I could be there when you find it out.
Just bring all your problems to the cross by considering what Jesus did for
us, ( human race ) on the cross.
Get his sorry self executed for no real reason? Yeah. Tell him I said
thanks.
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Nemo - EAC Commissioner for Bible Belt Underwater Operations.
Atheist #1331 (the Palindrome of doom!)
BAAWA Knight! - One of those warm Southern Knights, y'all!
Charter member, SMASH!!
http://home.earthlink.net/~jehdjh/Relpg.html
Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus
Quotemeister since March 2002
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| User: "Lars Eighner" |
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| Title: Re: Consider The Work Of Calvary |
08 Apr 2004 06:15:49 PM |
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In our last episode,
<c54lrj$f5j$1@titan.btinternet.com>,
the lovely and talented Hiscoming
broadcast on alt.atheism:
Whatever problems you are facing, there is a way out. There is a solution to
every problem of your life.
Just bring all your problems to the cross by considering what Jesus did for
us, ( human race ) on the cross.
Or overdose on smack - it's the same thing.
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Rev. Lars Eighner, ULC, Atheist #1965 http://www.io.com/~eighner
"I hope I never get so old I get religious." --Ingmar Bergman
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| User: "Douglas Berry" |
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| Title: Re: Consider The Work Of Calvary |
09 Apr 2004 01:55:34 PM |
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Lo, many moons past, on Thu, 8 Apr 2004 23:05:23 +0000 (UTC), a
stranger called by some "Hiscoming" <hiscoming@btopenworld.com> came
forth and told this tale in alt.atheism
Whatever problems you are facing, there is a way out. There is a solution to
every problem of your life.
Just bring all your problems to the cross by considering what Jesus did for
us, ( human race ) on the cross.
That really helps with my problem of getting to my doctor appointment
in Palo Alto.
Jesus going to help me finish an article on Earth-crossing asteroids?
Not likely.
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Douglas Berry Do the OBVIOUS thing to send e-mail
Atheist #2147, Atheist Vet #5
Ezekiel 13:20 "Wherefore thus saith the
Lord GOD; Behold, I am against your pillows"
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| User: "W. Syme" |
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| Title: Re: Consider The Work Of Calvary |
08 Apr 2004 10:15:58 PM |
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On Thu, 8 Apr 2004 23:05:23 +0000 (UTC), "Hiscoming"
<hiscoming@btopenworld.com> wrote:
Whatever problems you are facing, there is a way out. There is a solution to
every problem of your life.
Just bring all your problems to the cross by considering what Jesus did for
us, ( human race ) on the cross.
Consider the work of Calvary
Colossians 2:14
Blotting out the handwriting of ordinances that was against us, which was
contrary to us, and took it out of the way, nailing it to his cross;
Hebrews 12:2
Looking unto Jesus the author and finisher of our faith; who for the joy
that was set before him endured the cross, despising the shame, and is set
down at the right hand of the throne of God.
plonk
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Prove all things; hold fast that which is good. (1 Thessalonians 5:21)
W. Syme (pseudonym), European, non-native English speaker, "soft" atheist.
Email will not be read.
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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| Title: Re: Consider The Work Of Calvary |
08 Apr 2004 09:18:40 PM |
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One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Hiscoming:
Whatever problems you are facing, there is a way out. There is a
solution to every problem of your life.
My problem is godbots. I hate godbots.
Just bring all your problems to the cross by considering what Jesus
did for us, ( human race ) on the cross.
Noooo, that's a god, godbot.
<snip *****>
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Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
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Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day.
Give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish.
--Timothy Jones
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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| Title: Re: Consider The Work Of Calvary |
08 Apr 2004 11:08:55 PM |
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Vic Sagerquist <address@withheld.com> wrote in
news:Xns94C5C494B82E1vicman@63.240.76.16:
One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Hiscoming:
Whatever problems you are facing, there is a way out. There is a
solution to every problem of your life.
My problem is godbots. I hate godbots.
I wish there were a way to re-program them to do useful things. Imagine: an
entire class of drones who do meaningless chores day in, day out, for
shitty pay...
Oh wait.
That's what...I...do....
Maybe I should get religion; then I would be too brain-dead to care :p~~~~
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Dr. Smartass
BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
Q: Why did the chicken cross the Moebius strip?
A: To get to the other...er, um...
[seen on a math jokes site]
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