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"Fred Stone" |
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14 Sep 2005 03:12:47 PM |
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Creationism and the Dinosaurs |
http://www.livejournal.com/users/theferrett/519211.html
The Weirdest Book I Ever Got
One of the best things about working at the Borders Books and Music
headquarters was The Free Book Room.
See, as the world's second-largest book retailer, we were swamped in
books of all sorts. Sample books from publishers trying to get in the
door, example books that current publishers wanted us to buy, and
cartons filled with the good books that everybody wanted.
The leftovers went into a large janitorial closet that looked like a
mini-library, where we could pick them over to our hearts' content.
Every four weeks, the Free Book Room was cleansed, the remnants given to
charity, and it immediately filled up again. And there were good books
there, too, almost all the B- and C-listers; the buyer might not have
wanted that new Joe Lansdale or Spider Robinson book, but I sure did.
The strangest book I ever found, however, was a graphic novel:
A Creationist's View of
DINOSAURS
and the
Theory Of Evolution
It had a big dinosaur skull on the cover, and was drawn and written
quite competently. The graphic novel featured the author — a balding,
white-haired, mustachioed guy in a turtleneck, if the pictures were to
be believed — showing all the evidence of dinosaurs, with scanned-in
photos next to huge blurbs like "CARBON DATING IS A HIGHLY FLAWED AND
IMPERFECT SCIENCE!"
The thing is, he wasn't anti-dinosaur. He spent a lot of time confirming
the existence of dinosaurs, then moved to quotes like "Behold the
behemoth which I made with thee…. (Job 40:15) and "He moveth his tail
like a cedar…." (Job 40:17). This, in turn, was proof that dinosaurs
existed — and furthermore, they breathed smoke and fire, just like God
said they did.
Weird. But not over-the-top. He seemed normal until I got to this panel:
[click the link to see some unfortunately blurry scans] :-)
--
Fred Stone
aa# 1369
"Any man who afflicts the human race with ideas
must be prepared to see them misunderstood."
- H. L. Mencken
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| User: "John Baker" |
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| Title: Re: Creationism and the Dinosaurs |
14 Sep 2005 05:09:06 PM |
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On Wed, 14 Sep 2005 20:12:47 +0000 (UTC), Fred Stone
<fstone69@earthling.com> wrote:
http://www.livejournal.com/users/theferrett/519211.html
The Weirdest Book I Ever Got
One of the best things about working at the Borders Books and Music
headquarters was The Free Book Room.
See, as the world's second-largest book retailer, we were swamped in
books of all sorts. Sample books from publishers trying to get in the
door, example books that current publishers wanted us to buy, and
cartons filled with the good books that everybody wanted.
The leftovers went into a large janitorial closet that looked like a
mini-library, where we could pick them over to our hearts' content.
Every four weeks, the Free Book Room was cleansed, the remnants given to
charity, and it immediately filled up again. And there were good books
there, too, almost all the B- and C-listers; the buyer might not have
wanted that new Joe Lansdale or Spider Robinson book, but I sure did.
The strangest book I ever found, however, was a graphic novel:
A Creationist's View of
DINOSAURS
and the
Theory Of Evolution
It had a big dinosaur skull on the cover, and was drawn and written
quite competently. The graphic novel featured the author — a balding,
white-haired, mustachioed guy in a turtleneck, if the pictures were to
be believed — showing all the evidence of dinosaurs, with scanned-in
photos next to huge blurbs like "CARBON DATING IS A HIGHLY FLAWED AND
IMPERFECT SCIENCE!"
The thing is, he wasn't anti-dinosaur. He spent a lot of time confirming
the existence of dinosaurs, then moved to quotes like "Behold the
behemoth which I made with thee…. (Job 40:15) and "He moveth his tail
like a cedar…." (Job 40:17). This, in turn, was proof that dinosaurs
existed — and furthermore, they breathed smoke and fire, just like God
said they did.
Weird. But not over-the-top. He seemed normal until I got to this panel:
[click the link to see some unfortunately blurry scans] :-)
<sheesh>
It turns out the author of this dreck is one Jim Pinkoski, an
associate of the late "great" Ron Wyatt.
Just how loony can these people get?
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| User: "Fred Stone" |
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| Title: Re: Creationism and the Dinosaurs |
14 Sep 2005 05:52:21 PM |
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John Baker <nunya@biziniz.net> wrote in
news:tm7hi1dcmc4hiif1sa83jdcsdh8pssvjum@4ax.com:
On Wed, 14 Sep 2005 20:12:47 +0000 (UTC), Fred Stone
<fstone69@earthling.com> wrote:
http://www.livejournal.com/users/theferrett/519211.html
The Weirdest Book I Ever Got
One of the best things about working at the Borders Books and Music
headquarters was The Free Book Room.
See, as the world's second-largest book retailer, we were swamped in
books of all sorts. Sample books from publishers trying to get in the
door, example books that current publishers wanted us to buy, and
cartons filled with the good books that everybody wanted.
The leftovers went into a large janitorial closet that looked like a
mini-library, where we could pick them over to our hearts' content.
Every four weeks, the Free Book Room was cleansed, the remnants given
to charity, and it immediately filled up again. And there were good
books there, too, almost all the B- and C-listers; the buyer might not
have wanted that new Joe Lansdale or Spider Robinson book, but I sure
did.
The strangest book I ever found, however, was a graphic novel:
A Creationist's View of
DINOSAURS
and the
Theory Of Evolution
It had a big dinosaur skull on the cover, and was drawn and written
quite competently. The graphic novel featured the author — a balding,
white-haired, mustachioed guy in a turtleneck, if the pictures were to
be believed — showing all the evidence of dinosaurs, with scanned-in
photos next to huge blurbs like "CARBON DATING IS A HIGHLY FLAWED AND
IMPERFECT SCIENCE!"
The thing is, he wasn't anti-dinosaur. He spent a lot of time
confirming the existence of dinosaurs, then moved to quotes like
"Behold the behemoth which I made with thee…. (Job 40:15) and "He
moveth his tail like a cedar…." (Job 40:17). This, in turn, was proof
that dinosaurs existed — and furthermore, they breathed smoke and
fire, just like God said they did.
Weird. But not over-the-top. He seemed normal until I got to this
panel:
[click the link to see some unfortunately blurry scans] :-)
<sheesh>
It turns out the author of this dreck is one Jim Pinkoski, an
associate of the late "great" Ron Wyatt.
Just how loony can these people get?
I guess that's what happens when you've got too much imagination and no
evidence at all.
--
Fred Stone
aa# 1369
"Any man who afflicts the human race with ideas
must be prepared to see them misunderstood."
- H. L. Mencken
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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| Title: Re: Creationism and the Dinosaurs |
14 Sep 2005 10:22:44 PM |
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Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet John Baker (nunya@biziniz.net)
made the light shine upon us with this:
It had a big dinosaur skull on the cover, and was drawn and written
quite competently. The graphic novel featured the author - a balding,
white-haired, mustachioed guy in a turtleneck, if the pictures were to
be believed - showing all the evidence of dinosaurs, with scanned-in
photos next to huge blurbs like "CARBON DATING IS A HIGHLY FLAWED AND
IMPERFECT SCIENCE!"
They might as well come out and scream "It couldn't possibly be true!"
--
Uncle Vic
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
http://home.comcast.net/~vickman/
Plonked by Raytard
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| User: "Matt Silberstein" |
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| Title: Re: Creationism and the Dinosaurs |
14 Sep 2005 07:27:58 PM |
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On Wed, 14 Sep 2005 20:12:47 +0000 (UTC), in alt.atheism , Fred Stone
<fstone69@earthling.com> in <Xns96D1A503FA58Cfstone69@213.155.197.138>
wrote:
http://www.livejournal.com/users/theferrett/519211.html
The Weirdest Book I Ever Got
One of the best things about working at the Borders Books and Music
headquarters was The Free Book Room.
See, as the world's second-largest book retailer, we were swamped in
books of all sorts. Sample books from publishers trying to get in the
door, example books that current publishers wanted us to buy, and
cartons filled with the good books that everybody wanted.
The leftovers went into a large janitorial closet that looked like a
mini-library, where we could pick them over to our hearts' content.
Every four weeks, the Free Book Room was cleansed, the remnants given to
charity, and it immediately filled up again. And there were good books
there, too, almost all the B- and C-listers; the buyer might not have
wanted that new Joe Lansdale or Spider Robinson book, but I sure did.
The strangest book I ever found, however, was a graphic novel:
A Creationist's View of
DINOSAURS
and the
Theory Of Evolution
It had a big dinosaur skull on the cover, and was drawn and written
quite competently. The graphic novel featured the author — a balding,
white-haired, mustachioed guy in a turtleneck, if the pictures were to
be believed — showing all the evidence of dinosaurs, with scanned-in
photos next to huge blurbs like "CARBON DATING IS A HIGHLY FLAWED AND
IMPERFECT SCIENCE!"
The thing is, he wasn't anti-dinosaur. He spent a lot of time confirming
the existence of dinosaurs, then moved to quotes like "Behold the
behemoth which I made with thee…. (Job 40:15) and "He moveth his tail
like a cedar…." (Job 40:17). This, in turn, was proof that dinosaurs
existed — and furthermore, they breathed smoke and fire, just like God
said they did.
Weird. But not over-the-top. He seemed normal until I got to this panel:
[click the link to see some unfortunately blurry scans] :-)
(Scenes were of dinosaurs attacking the Ark.)
It amazes me how many people will defend a literal interpretation of
Genesis and then propose things that go directly against the explicit
statements in Genesis. They will declare science wrong and "God"
right, then claim that, in this case, dinosaurs did not make it onto
the Ark. Yet the Bible explicitly says that all animals that breathed
went to the Ark. They end up with a position that is indefensible from
either a scientific or a literalist position.
--
Matt Silberstein
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| User: "Fred Stone" |
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| Title: Re: Creationism and the Dinosaurs |
14 Sep 2005 09:17:25 PM |
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Matt Silberstein <RemoveThisPrefixmatts2nospam@ix.netcom.com> wrote in
news:crfhi1djgt1khchjp053qmgfsp8j4eq99r@4ax.com:
On Wed, 14 Sep 2005 20:12:47 +0000 (UTC), in alt.atheism , Fred Stone
<fstone69@earthling.com> in <Xns96D1A503FA58Cfstone69@213.155.197.138>
wrote:
http://www.livejournal.com/users/theferrett/519211.html
The Weirdest Book I Ever Got
One of the best things about working at the Borders Books and Music
headquarters was The Free Book Room.
See, as the world's second-largest book retailer, we were swamped in
books of all sorts. Sample books from publishers trying to get in the
door, example books that current publishers wanted us to buy, and
cartons filled with the good books that everybody wanted.
The leftovers went into a large janitorial closet that looked like a
mini-library, where we could pick them over to our hearts' content.
Every four weeks, the Free Book Room was cleansed, the remnants given
to charity, and it immediately filled up again. And there were good
books there, too, almost all the B- and C-listers; the buyer might not
have wanted that new Joe Lansdale or Spider Robinson book, but I sure
did.
The strangest book I ever found, however, was a graphic novel:
A Creationist's View of
DINOSAURS
and the
Theory Of Evolution
It had a big dinosaur skull on the cover, and was drawn and written
quite competently. The graphic novel featured the author — a balding,
white-haired, mustachioed guy in a turtleneck, if the pictures were to
be believed — showing all the evidence of dinosaurs, with scanned-in
photos next to huge blurbs like "CARBON DATING IS A HIGHLY FLAWED AND
IMPERFECT SCIENCE!"
The thing is, he wasn't anti-dinosaur. He spent a lot of time
confirming the existence of dinosaurs, then moved to quotes like
"Behold the behemoth which I made with thee…. (Job 40:15) and "He
moveth his tail like a cedar…." (Job 40:17). This, in turn, was proof
that dinosaurs existed — and furthermore, they breathed smoke and
fire, just like God said they did.
Weird. But not over-the-top. He seemed normal until I got to this
panel:
[click the link to see some unfortunately blurry scans] :-)
(Scenes were of dinosaurs attacking the Ark.)
It amazes me how many people will defend a literal interpretation of
Genesis and then propose things that go directly against the explicit
statements in Genesis. They will declare science wrong and "God"
right, then claim that, in this case, dinosaurs did not make it onto
the Ark. Yet the Bible explicitly says that all animals that breathed
went to the Ark. They end up with a position that is indefensible from
either a scientific or a literalist position.
Once they get that far out in left field, logic and contradictions mean
nothing any more.
--
Fred Stone
aa# 1369
"Any man who afflicts the human race with ideas
must be prepared to see them misunderstood."
- H. L. Mencken
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