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User: "Sound of Trumpet"
Date: 17 May 2006 10:46:01 AM
Object: Critics Crucify Da Vinci Code In Cannes
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Critics crucify Da Vinci Code in Cannes
May 17, 2006 Edition 2
Cannes - The most hotly awaited movie of the year, The Da Vinci Code,
failed to crack an audience of movie critics at a sneak preview.
Several whistles instead of applause were all that greeted the end of
Ron Howard's $125-million (about R790-million) film, and worse than
that, the 2 000-strong audience even burst out laughing at the movie's
key moment.
"It's a movie about whether the greatest story ever told is true or
not, and it's not the greatest movie ever screened, is it?" said Baz
Bamigboye, a film columnist for London's Daily Mail. "As a thriller,
well," he continued, shrugging.
"I didn't like it very much. I thought it was almost as bad as the
book. Tom Hanks was a zombie, thank goodness for Ian McKellen. It was
overplayed, there was too much music and it was much too grandiose,"
said Peter Brunette, critic for the US daily the Boston Globe.
The film version of Dan Brown's mega-best selling book premieres in
Cannes today before going on worldwide release on Friday. It stars Tom
Hanks as symbologist Robert Langdon, called in after the curator of the
Louvre is found murdered, his body splayed out covered in symbols.
Langdon and French police cryptologist Sophie Neveu, played by French
actress Audrey Tautou, find themselves ensnared in a mystifying hunt to
track down the murderer and solve a 2 000-year-old riddle.
The book has already sold about 50-million copies worldwide, has been
translated into 44 languages and spawned a spin-off tourist industry as
well as whipping up a controversy. The greatest controversy has been
stirred by the book's central theme that Jesus Christ married and had
children whose descendants still survive today.
Thus book's detractors will no doubt be comforted to hear that when
Hanks reveals who is supposedly the last surviving descendant of Jesus,
the Cannes audience couldn't hold back their laughter.
"At the high point, there was laughter among the journalists. Not loud
laughs, but a snicker and I think that says it all," said Gerson Da
Cunha from the Times of India.
Others said the film was confusing to those who hadn't read the book.
"People were confused, there was no applause, just silence," said
Margherita Ferrandino from the Italian television Rai 3. "I have only
read half the book, and then I got bored. It's terrible."
"It was really disappointing. The dialogue was cheesy. The acting
wasn't too bad, but the film is not as good as the book," added Lina
Hamchaoui, from British radio IRN.
Despite being filmed against the backdrop of some of Paris' and
London's most impressive and historic buildings the film fails to
convince, becoming more of a drama-documentary with its overuse of
historic flashbacks and other devices to tell the tale.
Hanks seems to get bogged down in the interminable dialogue, whereas
Tautou, so brilliant in Amelie, fails to make an impression.
British actor Sir Ian McKellen however received plaudits for his
portrayal of Holy Grail expert Sir Leigh Teabing, playing his role with
the right amount of wit and humour.
The film was due to open the 59th Cannes Film Festival later today,
before the real competition gets underway tomorrow, with 20 films
competing this year for the coveted Palme d'Or. - Sapa-AFP
.

User: "Elf M. Sternberg"

Title: Re: Critics Crucify Da Vinci Code In Cannes 17 May 2006 01:49:12 PM
"Sound of Trumpet" <soundoftrumpet@hoshmail.com> writes:

Several whistles instead of applause were all that greeted the end of
Ron Howard's $125-million (about R790-million) film, and worse than
that, the 2 000-strong audience even burst out laughing at the movie's
key moment.

Well, good. I'm sure you're pleased that the movie is poorly
made.
Elf
.
User: "Alric Knebel"

Title: Re: Critics Crucify Da Vinci Code In Cannes 18 May 2006 02:49:32 AM
Elf M. Sternberg wrote:

"Sound of Trumpet" <soundoftrumpet@hoshmail.com> writes:


Several whistles instead of applause were all that greeted the end of
Ron Howard's $125-million (about R790-million) film, and worse than
that, the 2 000-strong audience even burst out laughing at the movie's
key moment.



Well, good. I'm sure you're pleased that the movie is poorly
made.

I'm finding the laughing thing a little hard to believe. It sounds like
BS to me.
--
Alric Knebel
http://www.ironeyefortress.com/C-SPAN_loon.html
http://www.ironeyefortress.com
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User: "Bill Patterson"

Title: Re: Critics Crucify Da Vinci Code In Cannes 20 May 2006 07:45:32 PM
By an odd happenstance, I saw the movie yesterday. I didn't find
anything obvious to provoke laughter -- no particular bathos -- but the
last act has so many twists-on-twists (none of them, unfortunately,
extremely clever) I'd be very hard-put to identify anything like a "key
moment."
Also, I didnt' think Ian McKellin's acting was any less overheated or
hammy than Tom Hanks'. He's doubtless looking forward to a nice rest
from the melodrama in the upcoming XIII . . .
.

User: "Harkness"

Title: Re: Critics Crucify Da Vinci Code In Cannes 18 May 2006 03:04:20 PM
Nope.
There was laughter heard in the theatre. (I heard it.)
several times.
Perhaps a French audience had a problem dealing with Audrey Tautou as
--- well, who the book claimed Sophie Neveu was.
And the film is not poorly made. It's too well made and kind of plush.
John Harkness
.



User: "Mike Schilling"

Title: Re: Critics Crucify Da Vinci Code In Cannes 17 May 2006 10:54:47 AM
How odd, considering how receptive European critics usually are to
big-budget American-made thrillers.
.
User: "kathryn"

Title: Re: Critics Crucify Da Vinci Code In Cannes 17 May 2006 12:13:23 PM
"Mike Schilling" <mscottschilling@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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How odd, considering how receptive European critics usually are to
big-budget American-made thrillers.

The sad thing is it doesn't matter if the critics pan it to death - people
will got an see it regardless.
The catholic church shot it's self in the foot, several times....
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User: "The Pervert"

Title: Re: Critics Crucify Da Vinci Code In Cannes 17 May 2006 01:02:42 PM
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"Mike Schilling" <mscottschilling@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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How odd, considering how receptive European critics usually are to
big-budget American-made thrillers.



The sad thing is it doesn't matter if the critics pan it to death - people
will got an see it regardless.

If the church is against it, I'm for it. It's a work of *fiction.* Maybe
the Catholic church doesn't want so much competition.

The catholic church shot it's self in the foot, several times....

How unusual.
.

User: "moondog"

Title: Re: Critics Crucify Da Vinci Code In Cannes 17 May 2006 12:43:48 PM

The sad thing is it doesn't matter if the critics pan it to death - people
will got an see it regardless.
The catholic church shot it's self in the foot, several times....

But why is it "sad", it's just a movie?
The Catholic church has been shooting itself in the foot for well over
1500 years.
Rob
.
User: "kathryn"

Title: Re: Critics Crucify Da Vinci Code In Cannes 17 May 2006 12:59:21 PM
"moondog" <moondoggys_vw@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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The sad thing is it doesn't matter if the critics pan it to death -
people
will got an see it regardless.


The catholic church shot it's self in the foot, several times....


But why is it "sad", it's just a movie?
The Catholic church has been shooting itself in the foot for well over
1500 years.

Rob

Sad as in pathetic - sorry - regional slang ;)
.
User: "Geoff"

Title: Re: Critics Crucify Da Vinci Code In Cannes 18 May 2006 12:42:08 PM
"kathryn" <nospam@here.com> wrote in message
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"moondog" <moondoggys_vw@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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The sad thing is it doesn't matter if the critics pan it to death -
people
will got an see it regardless.


The catholic church shot it's self in the foot, several times....


But why is it "sad", it's just a movie?
The Catholic church has been shooting itself in the foot for well over
1500 years.

Rob


Sad as in pathetic - sorry - regional slang ;)

Why? Is it any more pathetic than going to see anything involving Tom
Cruise?
.
User: "kathryn"

Title: Re: Critics Crucify Da Vinci Code In Cannes 18 May 2006 01:10:25 PM
"Geoff" <gebobs@nospam.yahoo.com> wrote in message
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"moondog" <moondoggys_vw@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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The sad thing is it doesn't matter if the critics pan it to death -
people
will got an see it regardless.


The catholic church shot it's self in the foot, several times....


But why is it "sad", it's just a movie?
The Catholic church has been shooting itself in the foot for well over
1500 years.

Rob


Sad as in pathetic - sorry - regional slang ;)


Why? Is it any more pathetic than going to see anything involving Tom
Cruise?

I was referring to the hype surrounding it making it probably more popular
than it deserves.
By encouraging people to *not* see it, the catholic church does quite the
opposite.
.
User: "Robibnikoff"

Title: Re: Critics Crucify Da Vinci Code In Cannes 18 May 2006 01:52:39 PM
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"moondog" <moondoggys_vw@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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The sad thing is it doesn't matter if the critics pan it to death -
people
will got an see it regardless.


The catholic church shot it's self in the foot, several times....


But why is it "sad", it's just a movie?
The Catholic church has been shooting itself in the foot for well over
1500 years.

Rob


Sad as in pathetic - sorry - regional slang ;)


Why? Is it any more pathetic than going to see anything involving Tom
Cruise?


I was referring to the hype surrounding it making it probably more popular
than it deserves.

By encouraging people to *not* see it, the catholic church does quite the
opposite.

It's that old "forbidden fruit" thing ;)
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
Atheist ***** Extraordinaire
#1557
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User: ""

Title: Re: Critics Crucify Da Vinci Code In Cannes 19 May 2006 03:20:37 AM
kathryn wrote:

"Geoff" <gebobs@nospam.yahoo.com> wrote in message
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"kathryn" <nospam@here.com> wrote in message
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"moondog" <moondoggys_vw@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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The sad thing is it doesn't matter if the critics pan it to death -
people
will got an see it regardless.


The catholic church shot it's self in the foot, several times....


But why is it "sad", it's just a movie?
The Catholic church has been shooting itself in the foot for well over
1500 years.

Rob


Sad as in pathetic - sorry - regional slang ;)


Why? Is it any more pathetic than going to see anything involving Tom
Cruise?


I was referring to the hype surrounding it making it probably more popular
than it deserves.

By encouraging people to *not* see it, the catholic church does quite the
opposite.

Ah, no. That is actually quite clever. People will go and see the
film, decide that its dreadful and think "I wish that I'd listened to
what the Vatican had said".
c.f. Br'er Rabbit and the Briar Patch.
Cheers,
Nigel.
.
User: "kathryn"

Title: Re: Critics Crucify Da Vinci Code In Cannes 19 May 2006 12:51:51 PM
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kathryn wrote:

"Geoff" <gebobs@nospam.yahoo.com> wrote in message
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"kathryn" <nospam@here.com> wrote in message
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"moondog" <moondoggys_vw@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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The sad thing is it doesn't matter if the critics pan it to death -
people
will got an see it regardless.


The catholic church shot it's self in the foot, several times....


But why is it "sad", it's just a movie?
The Catholic church has been shooting itself in the foot for well
over
1500 years.

Rob


Sad as in pathetic - sorry - regional slang ;)


Why? Is it any more pathetic than going to see anything involving Tom
Cruise?


I was referring to the hype surrounding it making it probably more
popular
than it deserves.

By encouraging people to *not* see it, the catholic church does quite the
opposite.


Ah, no. That is actually quite clever. People will go and see the
film, decide that its dreadful and think "I wish that I'd listened to
what the Vatican had said".

c.f. Br'er Rabbit and the Briar Patch.

Cheers,
Nigel.

Cept apparently people think it's true.
Ooh it's a dangerous game
.
User: "Richard Eney"

Title: Re: Critics Crucify Da Vinci Code In Cannes 19 May 2006 08:47:34 PM
In article <lLOdnR8wHcMkmPPZRVny3g@bt.com>, kathryn <nospam@here.com> wrote:


Why? Is it any more pathetic than going to see anything involving Tom
Cruise?

It's Tom Hanks in TDVC.
I've seen several criticisms of it which appear to think that it's a Bad
Thing for him to behave like a college professor thrown into a situation
of great physical danger and required to relate to a beautiful and
intelligent woman. Apparently they -- the critics -- feel that being in a
movie as a hero requires college professors to act like Indiana Jones, or
at least like a Special Air Service veteran.
-- ***** Eney
OPERATION CRIFANAC PUBLICATIONS
http://www.crifanac.net/Index.htm
prozines and fanzines 'n' stuff
.
User: "atyl"

Title: Re: Critics Crucify Da Vinci Code In Cannes 19 May 2006 09:02:02 PM
Martin Grove says there was applause at the Cannes screening, not
hissing and booing.\
The backlash begins (from Hollywood Reporter) -
May 18, 2006
'Da Vinci': U.S. critics need to look beyond Cannes
By Martin A. Grove
Cannes critics: Hollywood's love-hate relationship with movie critics
is leaner on love and heavier on hate these days, especially after
Sony's press screening of "The Da Vinci Code" earlier this week at the
Cannes Film Festival.
Within hours of the "Da Vinci" showing that ended Tuesday night about
11 o'clock in France, ultra-negative wire service stories were circling
the globe reporting on reactions at the screening and quoting some of
those on hand. Reuters' story was headlined "Cannes Critics Left Cold
at 'Da Vinci Code' Screening" while the AP said "'Da Vinci Code' Misses
the Mark for Critics." These articles prompted widespread coverage in
newspapers and on the Internet of the bleak reception given to "Da
Vinci" by the international critics.
These and other stories spread like wildfire on the Web. On the Drudge
Report, for example, there were links to articles about that screening
with headlines like: "JEERING, LAUGHTER AT 'DA VINCI'...CANNES CRITICS
LEFT COLD ...'A stodgy, grim thing' ... 'Hanks was a
zombie'...'Bloated'... Ron Howard Answers Critics ..."
That last item about Howard answering critics, by the way, did not
pertain to movie critics, but rather to people who are critical of the
film because they're unhappy with the version of Christian history that
Dan Brown set forth in his best selling novel upon which the movie from
Columbia Pictures and Imagine Entertainment is based. A Reuters story
Thursday, however, quoted Howard's reactions to the bad Cannes reviews
and was headlined "'Da Vinci Code' reviews 'frustrating,' says
director."
Produced by Brian Grazier and John Calley, "Da Vinci's" screenplay is
by Akiva Goldsman. Besides Hanks, the film stars Audrey Tautou, Ian
McKellen, Alfred Molina and Jurgen Prochnow with Paul Bettany and Jean
Reno. It was executive produced by Todd Hallowell and Brown.
Reading the wire service reports and some of the first reviews to
surface after the film was shown to French and other international
critics in Cannes the question that came immediately to mind was
whether that bad press in Cannes will hurt "Da Vinci's" domestic
release. In particular, will the fact that those early notices are
nasty ones influence critics here in the U.S. when they sit down to
write their own reviews? That's not something any critic is likely to
acknowledge as a factor that would affect their judgment, but am I the
only person who's wondering right now if it's going to be a problem?
After all, there's no question that negative opinions are highly
contagious in the Internet world in which we now live. Will the Cannes
reviews make it unfashionable for U.S. critics to say anything good
about "Da Vinci"? That thought came to mind Wednesday night when I was
waiting to see "Da Vinci" at Sony's Cinerama Dome all-media screening:
"Would the Hollywood media pack hiss and snarl the way their French and
international colleagues apparently did at Cannes? And would they laugh
out loud when they shouldn't be laughing?" As it turns out, happily,
the answer is, "No, they did not." In fact, the film actually played
pretty well with laughter in the right places and none where it wasn't
appropriate.
Not only was there no hissing or booing or rude behavior during the
screening, but there was a decent round of applause afterwards. No,
they certainly didn't give it a rousing ovation, but it did get
respectable applause -- and from a media audience that's rarely
generous with applause. Will that reaction be reflected in the film's
reviews? I don't know what those on hand Wednesday night will wind up
writing or saying about "Da Vinci," but it didn't appear that they
hated it the way people apparently did in Cannes. Nonetheless, as I'm
writing this the film has only a 17% score on the Rotten Tomatoes'
Tomatometer and that's far from "fresh." Of course, that could change
since it's based on a very small sample at this point of just 48
reviews with 40 of them being considered "rotten." The mix could
improve when more critics have been heard from.
If I had to guess -- which I do since there's no way to know as I'm
writing Thursday evening what's actually going to happen at the weekend
boxoffice -- I'd say that given "Da Vinci's" through the roof tracking
numbers it's probably too late in the game now for reviews to hurt its
Friday opening. Speculation about it doing $60 million or more
domestically this weekend sounds reasonable given the book's tremendous
readership and the widespread attention the film's received thanks to
the controversy it's stirred up. Controversy definitely is a plus point
in driving people to the boxoffice these days and when the Vatican
comes out swinging against a film it's more likely to make people
curious about seeing it than prompt them to toe the line and stay home.
In its marketing Sony did a terrific job of positioning the film for
release as a much anticipated adaptation of an enormously popular book.
The studio was smart to keep the movie under wraps and not show it
early to opinion makers who might then have compared it unfavorably to
the book. There was absolutely nothing to be gained by screening it and
it's unfortunate that it had to be shown to the press in Cannes (but to
have not done so would probably have provoked even worse media
coverage). Sony was particularly smart to have planned its domestic
release so that the long Memorial Day holiday weekend is "Da Vinci's"
second weekend in theaters. The film should benefit from a Memorial Day
weekend boxoffice jolt since the only new release over the holiday is
20th Century Fox's "X-Men: The Last Stand," a comic book franchise
targeted to younger audiences while "Da Vinci's" primary appeal will be
to adults. That holiday playing time should help keep the movie's
boxoffice momentum going. After that, of course, the picture will be on
its own and it will be word of mouth not reviews that's critically
important.
There's a lot riding on "Da Vinci's" success not only for Sony but also
for Hollywood in general. The industry needs to start generating some
new blockbusters to heat up this summer's boxoffice and avoid having to
cope with another series of summer slump stories. Paramount's "Mission:
Impossible III" fell short of early expectations, possibly because the
public's become disenchanted with Tom Cruise's new taste for
uncontrolled self-expression. Nonetheless, "M: I3" has already done
about $92 million going into this weekend and that's far from being
terrible. Warner Bros.' "Poseidon," on the other hand, isn't making big
boxoffice waves and faces competition from a flotilla of big new films
on the horizon.
"Da Vinci," on the other hand, has been talked about for months as
having the potential to help turn the boxoffice around and a lot of
Hollywood hopes -- not just at Sony -- are pinned on it. For the public
to resume active moviegoing there must be films playing that they want
to see. "Da Vinci" was considered to be a great example of such a movie
because it had brand name recognition as a book, a well-liked and
well-behaved superstar in Tom Hanks and an Oscar-winning director in
Ron Howard. A critical drubbing, however, could cancel that out.
The confrontation with the critics actually points up the difficult
relationship that now exists between the studios and reviewers. In the
past, movies were thought to be critic-proof because word of mouth from
friends was more important than something people read in newspapers.
Today, however, the Internet has changed everything. You no longer have
to actually read reviews to know what they say. There are Web sites
like Rotten Tomatoes that sum it all up and make it instantly
accessible to anyone who wants to know what the critics think. In doing
so, equal weight is given to critics who are knowledgeable and to those
who are idiots and to those who are with major media outlets and those
who appear in insignificant publications or on low traffic web sites.
In the age of the blog, all voices are heard at about the same volume.
Without actually reading any reviews people can get a sense from
surfing the web of how reviewers as a group feel about new films.
People also draw conclusions from widespread reports about the weekend
boxoffice. If a film opens to big grosses, clearly that's a film
everybody's going to see and, therefore, it's one that shouldn't be
missed. On the other hand, if a movie opens poorly it means that
everybody else knows it's a turkey and there's nothing to be gained by
going to see it. Or so people now think.
The days in which people made up their own minds about movies they
thought they'd enjoy seeing are long gone. With limited free time
available in which to see movies and with the cost of moviegoing having
gone way up, its no wonder that moviegoers are thinking like consumers
when they decide what to see or whether to see anything at all. There
are so many other choices available to us now to be entertained less
expensively at home -- including, hundreds of cable and satellite
channels, pay-per-view, video-on-demand, TiVo, DVDs, video games, iPod
downloads and surfing the Internet -- that moviegoing is now just one
of many possibilities.
Hollywood has been a major source of consumer newspaper advertising for
many years. To accommodate those ads newspapers run sections filled
with features about new movies and then publish reviews of them. But as
reviewers increasingly turn their backs on mainstream Hollywood movies
in favor of small, specialized, artier dramas with limited appeal,
there's less value for Hollywood associated with consumer newspaper
movie coverage. In fact, one can argue that less coverage of new movies
in consumer newspapers would actually be better for Hollywood. With
consumer newspaper circulations declining in general, fewer people are
now getting their moviegoing information this way. When they want
details about show times they go to the Internet and, in fact, that's
where they're increasingly purchasing their tickets. Hollywood's
marketing money would be better spent on the Internet and in other
alternative media than in consumer newspapers.
In fact, it appears that the ability consumer media critics really have
these days is a negative one. They have more power to keep people from
going to movies than getting them to go and buy tickets. The public
seems more willing to believe on the negative side where a critic says
a film's bad and a waste of time and money than on the positive side
where a critic says he or she liked a film and, therefore, someone else
should now spend time and money to see it.
.
User: ""

Title: Re: Critics Crucify Da Vinci Code In Cannes 22 May 2006 09:36:02 AM
atyl wrote:

Martin Grove says there was applause at the Cannes screening, not
hissing and booing.\




The backlash begins (from Hollywood Reporter) -

May 18, 2006


'Da Vinci': U.S. critics need to look beyond Cannes

By Martin A. Grove

Cannes critics: Hollywood's love-hate relationship with movie critics
is leaner on love and heavier on hate these days, especially after
Sony's press screening of "The Da Vinci Code" earlier this week at the
Cannes Film Festival.

Within hours of the "Da Vinci" showing that ended Tuesday night about
11 o'clock in France, ultra-negative wire service stories were circling
the globe reporting on reactions at the screening and quoting some of
those on hand. Reuters' story was headlined "Cannes Critics Left Cold
at 'Da Vinci Code' Screening" while the AP said "'Da Vinci Code' Misses
the Mark for Critics." These articles prompted widespread coverage in
newspapers and on the Internet of the bleak reception given to "Da
Vinci" by the international critics.

These and other stories spread like wildfire on the Web. On the Drudge
Report, for example, there were links to articles about that screening
with headlines like: "JEERING, LAUGHTER AT 'DA VINCI'...CANNES CRITICS
LEFT COLD ...'A stodgy, grim thing' ... 'Hanks was a
zombie'...'Bloated'... Ron Howard Answers Critics ..."

That last item about Howard answering critics, by the way, did not
pertain to movie critics, but rather to people who are critical of the
film because they're unhappy with the version of Christian history that
Dan Brown set forth in his best selling novel upon which the movie from
Columbia Pictures and Imagine Entertainment is based. A Reuters story
Thursday, however, quoted Howard's reactions to the bad Cannes reviews
and was headlined "'Da Vinci Code' reviews 'frustrating,' says
director."

Produced by Brian Grazier and John Calley, "Da Vinci's" screenplay is
by Akiva Goldsman. Besides Hanks, the film stars Audrey Tautou, Ian
McKellen, Alfred Molina and Jurgen Prochnow with Paul Bettany and Jean
Reno. It was executive produced by Todd Hallowell and Brown.

Reading the wire service reports and some of the first reviews to
surface after the film was shown to French and other international
critics in Cannes the question that came immediately to mind was
whether that bad press in Cannes will hurt "Da Vinci's" domestic
release. In particular, will the fact that those early notices are
nasty ones influence critics here in the U.S. when they sit down to
write their own reviews? That's not something any critic is likely to
acknowledge as a factor that would affect their judgment, but am I the
only person who's wondering right now if it's going to be a problem?

After all, there's no question that negative opinions are highly
contagious in the Internet world in which we now live. Will the Cannes
reviews make it unfashionable for U.S. critics to say anything good
about "Da Vinci"? That thought came to mind Wednesday night when I was
waiting to see "Da Vinci" at Sony's Cinerama Dome all-media screening:
"Would the Hollywood media pack hiss and snarl the way their French and
international colleagues apparently did at Cannes? And would they laugh
out loud when they shouldn't be laughing?" As it turns out, happily,
the answer is, "No, they did not." In fact, the film actually played
pretty well with laughter in the right places and none where it wasn't
appropriate.

Not only was there no hissing or booing or rude behavior during the
screening, but there was a decent round of applause afterwards. No,
they certainly didn't give it a rousing ovation, but it did get
respectable applause -- and from a media audience that's rarely
generous with applause. Will that reaction be reflected in the film's
reviews? I don't know what those on hand Wednesday night will wind up
writing or saying about "Da Vinci," but it didn't appear that they
hated it the way people apparently did in Cannes. Nonetheless, as I'm
writing this the film has only a 17% score on the Rotten Tomatoes'
Tomatometer and that's far from "fresh." Of course, that could change
since it's based on a very small sample at this point of just 48
reviews with 40 of them being considered "rotten." The mix could
improve when more critics have been heard from.

If I had to guess -- which I do since there's no way to know as I'm
writing Thursday evening what's actually going to happen at the weekend
boxoffice -- I'd say that given "Da Vinci's" through the roof tracking
numbers it's probably too late in the game now for reviews to hurt its
Friday opening. Speculation about it doing $60 million or more
domestically this weekend sounds reasonable given the book's tremendous
readership and the widespread attention the film's received thanks to
the controversy it's stirred up. Controversy definitely is a plus point
in driving people to the boxoffice these days and when the Vatican
comes out swinging against a film it's more likely to make people
curious about seeing it than prompt them to toe the line and stay home.

In its marketing Sony did a terrific job of positioning the film for
release as a much anticipated adaptation of an enormously popular book.
The studio was smart to keep the movie under wraps and not show it
early to opinion makers who might then have compared it unfavorably to
the book. There was absolutely nothing to be gained by screening it and
it's unfortunate that it had to be shown to the press in Cannes (but to
have not done so would probably have provoked even worse media
coverage). Sony was particularly smart to have planned its domestic
release so that the long Memorial Day holiday weekend is "Da Vinci's"
second weekend in theaters. The film should benefit from a Memorial Day
weekend boxoffice jolt since the only new release over the holiday is
20th Century Fox's "X-Men: The Last Stand," a comic book franchise
targeted to younger audiences while "Da Vinci's" primary appeal will be
to adults. That holiday playing time should help keep the movie's
boxoffice momentum going. After that, of course, the picture will be on
its own and it will be word of mouth not reviews that's critically
important.

There's a lot riding on "Da Vinci's" success not only for Sony but also
for Hollywood in general. The industry needs to start generating some
new blockbusters to heat up this summer's boxoffice and avoid having to
cope with another series of summer slump stories. Paramount's "Mission:
Impossible III" fell short of early expectations, possibly because the
public's become disenchanted with Tom Cruise's new taste for
uncontrolled self-expression. Nonetheless, "M: I3" has already done
about $92 million going into this weekend and that's far from being
terrible. Warner Bros.' "Poseidon," on the other hand, isn't making big
boxoffice waves and faces competition from a flotilla of big new films
on the horizon.

"Da Vinci," on the other hand, has been talked about for months as
having the potential to help turn the boxoffice around and a lot of
Hollywood hopes -- not just at Sony -- are pinned on it. For the public
to resume active moviegoing there must be films playing that they want
to see. "Da Vinci" was considered to be a great example of such a movie
because it had brand name recognition as a book, a well-liked and
well-behaved superstar in Tom Hanks and an Oscar-winning director in
Ron Howard. A critical drubbing, however, could cancel that out.

The confrontation with the critics actually points up the difficult
relationship that now exists between the studios and reviewers. In the
past, movies were thought to be critic-proof because word of mouth from
friends was more important than something people read in newspapers.
Today, however, the Internet has changed everything. You no longer have
to actually read reviews to know what they say. There are Web sites
like Rotten Tomatoes that sum it all up and make it instantly
accessible to anyone who wants to know what the critics think. In doing
so, equal weight is given to critics who are knowledgeable and to those
who are idiots and to those who are with major media outlets and those
who appear in insignificant publications or on low traffic web sites.

In the age of the blog, all voices are heard at about the same volume.
Without actually reading any reviews people can get a sense from
surfing the web of how reviewers as a group feel about new films.
People also draw conclusions from widespread reports about the weekend
boxoffice. If a film opens to big grosses, clearly that's a film
everybody's going to see and, therefore, it's one that shouldn't be
missed. On the other hand, if a movie opens poorly it means that
everybody else knows it's a turkey and there's nothing to be gained by
going to see it. Or so people now think.

The days in which people made up their own minds about movies they
thought they'd enjoy seeing are long gone. With limited free time
available in which to see movies and with the cost of moviegoing having
gone way up, its no wonder that moviegoers are thinking like consumers
when they decide what to see or whether to see anything at all. There
are so many other choices available to us now to be entertained less
expensively at home -- including, hundreds of cable and satellite
channels, pay-per-view, video-on-demand, TiVo, DVDs, video games, iPod
downloads and surfing the Internet -- that moviegoing is now just one
of many possibilities.

Hollywood has been a major source of consumer newspaper advertising for
many years. To accommodate those ads newspapers run sections filled
with features about new movies and then publish reviews of them. But as
reviewers increasingly turn their backs on mainstream Hollywood movies
in favor of small, specialized, artier dramas with limited appeal,
there's less value for Hollywood associated with consumer newspaper
movie coverage. In fact, one can argue that less coverage of new movies
in consumer newspapers would actually be better for Hollywood. With
consumer newspaper circulations declining in general, fewer people are
now getting their moviegoing information this way. When they want
details about show times they go to the Internet and, in fact, that's
where they're increasingly purchasing their tickets. Hollywood's
marketing money would be better spent on the Internet and in other
alternative media than in consumer newspapers.

In fact, it appears that the ability consumer media critics really have
these days is a negative one. They have more power to keep people from
going to movies than getting them to go and buy tickets. The public
seems more willing to believe on the negative side where a critic says
a film's bad and a waste of time and money than on the positive side
where a critic says he or she liked a film and, therefore, someone else
should now spend time and money to see it.

.




User: "Puzzla"

Title: Re: Critics Crucify Da Vinci Code In Cannes 20 May 2006 12:07:54 PM
<ncwaite@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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kathryn wrote:

I was referring to the hype surrounding it making it probably more
popular
than it deserves.

By encouraging people to *not* see it, the catholic church does quite the
opposite.


Ah, no. That is actually quite clever. People will go and see the
film, decide that its dreadful and think "I wish that I'd listened to
what the Vatican had said".

Is their faith on such shaky ground that they have to tell people to see or
not to see a MOVIE? I never understood the reasoning behind such
declarations.
Puzz
.
User: "Middlebrow"

Title: Re: Critics Crucify Da Vinci Code In Cannes 20 May 2006 12:29:37 PM
"Puzzla" <puzzla@puzzla.net> wrote in message
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<ncwaite@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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kathryn wrote:


I was referring to the hype surrounding it making it probably more
popular
than it deserves.

By encouraging people to *not* see it, the catholic church does quite
the
opposite.


Ah, no. That is actually quite clever. People will go and see the
film, decide that its dreadful and think "I wish that I'd listened to
what the Vatican had said".


Is their faith on such shaky ground that they have to tell people to see
or not to see a MOVIE? I never understood the reasoning behind such
declarations.

I suspect every culture that survives for as long as the Catholic Church has
is necessarily paranoid. Centuries of persecution, real and imagined, will
do that to you.
.
User: "Richard Eney"

Title: Re: Critics Crucify Da Vinci Code In Cannes 21 May 2006 09:45:26 AM
In article <8ZWdnfZs1_JAzPLZnZ2dnUVZ_tCdnZ2d@comcast.com>,
Middlebrow <uhm@nothanks.pal> wrote:

"Puzzla" <puzzla@puzzla.net> wrote in message
news:K1Ibg.79316$H71.64414@newssvr13.news.prodigy.com...


Is their faith on such shaky ground that they have to tell people to see
or not to see a MOVIE? I never understood the reasoning behind such
declarations.


I suspect every culture that survives for as long as the Catholic Church has
is necessarily paranoid. Centuries of persecution, real and imagined, will
do that to you.

In the case of the Roman church, to be sure, they also have to worry about
the descendants of victims of _their_ very real and bloody persecutions
deciding it's payback time. Haven't you noticed how many Muslim
denunciations of the West refer to EuropoAmericans as "crusaders"?
-- ***** Eney
OPERATION CRIFANAC PUBLICATIONS
http://www.crifanac.net/Index.htm
prozines and fanzines 'n' stuff
.
User: "Peter Bruells"

Title: Re: Critics Crucify Da Vinci Code In Cannes 21 May 2006 09:53:11 AM
(Richard Eney) writes:

In article <8ZWdnfZs1_JAzPLZnZ2dnUVZ_tCdnZ2d@comcast.com>,
Middlebrow <uhm@nothanks.pal> wrote:

"Puzzla" <puzzla@puzzla.net> wrote in message
news:K1Ibg.79316$H71.64414@newssvr13.news.prodigy.com...


Is their faith on such shaky ground that they have to tell people to see
or not to see a MOVIE? I never understood the reasoning behind such
declarations.


I suspect every culture that survives for as long as the Catholic Church has
is necessarily paranoid. Centuries of persecution, real and imagined, will
do that to you.


In the case of the Roman church, to be sure, they also have to worry about
the descendants of victims of _their_ very real and bloody persecutions
deciding it's payback time. Haven't you noticed how many Muslim
denunciations of the West refer to EuropoAmericans as "crusaders"?

Well, we'll apologize for that when they for Andalusia and Vienna...
.



User: "Richard Eney"

Title: Re: Critics Crucify Da Vinci Code In Cannes 21 May 2006 09:41:51 AM
In article <K1Ibg.79316$H71.64414@newssvr13.news.prodigy.com>,
Puzzla <puzzla@puzzla.net> wrote:


<ncwaite@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1148026837.769566.156680@38g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...


kathryn wrote:


I was referring to the hype surrounding it making it probably more
popular
than it deserves.

By encouraging people to *not* see it, the catholic church does quite the
opposite.


Ah, no. That is actually quite clever. People will go and see the
film, decide that its dreadful and think "I wish that I'd listened to
what the Vatican had said".


Is their faith on such shaky ground that they have to tell people to see or
not to see a MOVIE? I never understood the reasoning behind such
declarations.

Same reasoning as that behind the Index Prohibitorum. Get people thinking
wicked thoughts and they may find thinking is fun. Certaion death to any
"faith-based" group.
-- ***** Eney
OPERATION CRIFANAC PUBLICATIONS
http://www.crifanac.net/Index.htm
prozines and fanzines 'n' stuff
.




User: "CliffB"

Title: Re: Critics Crucify Da Vinci Code In Cannes 19 May 2006 02:47:39 AM
Geoff wrote:

"kathryn" <nospam@here.com> wrote in message
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"moondog" <moondoggys_vw@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1147887827.834548.224450@i39g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...

The sad thing is it doesn't matter if the critics pan it to death -
people
will got an see it regardless.


The catholic church shot it's self in the foot, several times....


But why is it "sad", it's just a movie?
The Catholic church has been shooting itself in the foot for well over
1500 years.

Rob


Sad as in pathetic - sorry - regional slang ;)


Why? Is it any more pathetic than going to see anything involving Tom
Cruise?

Mission InCrossible?
.





User: "moondog"

Title: Re: Critics Crucify Da Vinci Code In Cannes 17 May 2006 12:13:56 PM
Mike Schilling wrote:

How odd, considering how receptive European critics usually are to
big-budget American-made thrillers.

I know that the Catholic church (famous for its cover-ups regarding
priestly pedophilia) has launched a bunch of media screeds against the
film. I'll probably see it out of curiosity.
Rob
.


User: "John Baker"

Title: Re: Critics Crucify Da Vinci Code In Cannes 17 May 2006 03:24:08 PM
On 17 May 2006 08:46:01 -0700, "Sound of Trumpet"
<soundoftrumpet@hoshmail.com> wrote:

http://www.pretorianews.co.za/index.php?fArticleId=3249868


Critics crucify Da Vinci Code in Cannes

May 17, 2006 Edition 2


Cannes - The most hotly awaited movie of the year, The Da Vinci Code,
failed to crack an audience of movie critics at a sneak preview.

So what? 'The Passion of the Christ' sucked donkey balls too. And film
critics have notoriously bad taste.
It's just a movie, fuckwit. Get over it.
.
User: ""

Title: Re: Critics Crucify Da Vinci Code In Cannes 18 May 2006 09:34:47 PM
John Baker wrote:

On 17 May 2006 08:46:01 -0700, "Sound of Trumpet"
<soundoftrumpet@hoshmail.com> wrote:

http://www.pretorianews.co.za/index.php?fArticleId=3249868


Critics crucify Da Vinci Code in Cannes

May 17, 2006 Edition 2


Cannes - The most hotly awaited movie of the year, The Da Vinci Code,
failed to crack an audience of movie critics at a sneak preview.


So what? 'The Passion of the Christ' sucked donkey balls too. And film
critics have notoriously bad taste.

It's just a movie, fuckwit. Get over it.

F**k you too, loser.
.
User: "John Baker"

Title: Re: Critics Crucify Da Vinci Code In Cannes 19 May 2006 04:03:58 PM
On 18 May 2006 19:34:47 -0700, "codebreaker@bigsecret.com"
<Codebreaker@bigsecret.com> wrote:


John Baker wrote:

On 17 May 2006 08:46:01 -0700, "Sound of Trumpet"
<soundoftrumpet@hoshmail.com> wrote:

http://www.pretorianews.co.za/index.php?fArticleId=3249868


Critics crucify Da Vinci Code in Cannes

May 17, 2006 Edition 2


Cannes - The most hotly awaited movie of the year, The Da Vinci Code,
failed to crack an audience of movie critics at a sneak preview.


So what? 'The Passion of the Christ' sucked donkey balls too. And film
critics have notoriously bad taste.

It's just a movie, fuckwit. Get over it.



F**k you too, loser.

I'll let you know when you have permission to speak, dumbass. Until
then, put a sock in it.
.



User: "nobody important"

Title: Re: Critics Crucify Da Vinci Code In Cannes 18 May 2006 01:57:46 PM
Sound of Trumpet wrote:

http://www.pretorianews.co.za/index.php?fArticleId=3249868


Critics crucify Da Vinci Code in Cannes

< snip >
Given the kind of movies these critics use to praise, it can be seen as
a compliment...
This is _not_ intended to say the movie is good. I have not seen it
yet, and besides, when (and if) I do I will probably say only that I
liked/disliked it.
"Critics are like eunuchs in a harem: they can watch, measure an
analize, but they can't do it by themselves" (citing from memory,
Asimov I think, or maybe Mark Twain?)
.
User: "Mike Schilling"

Title: Re: Critics Crucify Da Vinci Code In Cannes 18 May 2006 07:13:22 PM
"nobody important" <briozzo@famaf.unc.edu.ar> wrote in message
news:1147978666.552577.177090@u72g2000cwu.googlegroups.com...

"Critics are like eunuchs in a harem: they can watch, measure an
analize,

I don't think eunuchs do much of that, actually.
.
User: "atyl"

Title: Re: Critics Crucify Da Vinci Code In Cannes 18 May 2006 07:53:54 PM
Ebert gave the film *** stars.
--------------------------------------------------------------
The Da Vinci Code
BY ROGER EBERT / May 17, 2006
Chicago Sun-Times
They say "The Da Vinci Code" has sold more copies than any book since
the Bible. Good thing it has a different ending. Dan Brown's novel is
utterly preposterous; Ron Howard's movie is preposterously
entertaining.
Both contain accusations against the Catholic Church and its order of
Opus Dei that would be scandalous if anyone of sound mind could
possibly entertain them. I know there are people who believe Brown's
fantasies about the Holy Grail, the descendants of Jesus, the Knights
Templar, Opus Dei and the true story of Mary Magdalene. This has the
advantage of distracting them from the theory that the Pentagon was not
hit by an airplane.
Let us begin, then, by agreeing that "The Da Vinci Code" is a work of
fiction. And that since everyone has read the novel, I need only give
away one secret -- that the movie follows the book religiously. While
the book is a potboiler written with little grace and style, it does
supply an intriguing plot. Luckily, Ron Howard is a better filmmaker
than Dan Brown is a novelist; he follows Brown's formula (exotic
location, startling revelation, desperate chase scene, repeat as
needed) and elevates it into a superior entertainment, with Tom Hanks
as a theo-intellectual Indiana Jones.
Hanks stars as Robert Langdon, a Harvard symbologist in Paris for a
lecture when Inspector Fache (Jean Reno) informs him of the murder of
museum curator Jacques Sauniere (Jean-Pierre Marielle). This poor man
has been shot and will die late at night inside the Louvre; his wounds,
although mortal, fortunately leave him time enough to conceal a safe
deposit key, strip himself, cover his body with symbols written in his
own blood, arrange his body in a pose and within a design by Da Vinci,
and write out, also in blood, an encrypted message, a scrambled
numerical sequence and a footnote to Sophie Neveu (Audrey Tautou), the
pretty French policewoman whom he raised after the death of her
parents. Most people are content with a dying word or two; Jacques
leaves us with a film treatment.
Having read the novel, we know what happens then. Sophie warns Robert
he is in danger from Fache, and they elude capture in the Louvre and
set off on a quest that leads them to the vault of a private bank, to
the French villa of Sir Leigh Teabing (Ian McKellen), to the Temple
Church in London, to an isolated Templar church in the British
countryside, to a hidden crypt and then back to the Louvre again. The
police, both French and British, are one step behind them all of this
time, but Sophie and Robert are facile, inventive and daring. Also,
perhaps, they have God on their side.
This series of chases, discoveries and escapes is intercut with another
story, involving an albino named Silas (Paul Bettany), who works under
the command of the Teacher, a mysterious figure at the center of a
conspiracy to conceal the location of the Holy Grail, what it really
is, and what that implies. The conspiracy involves members of Opus Dei,
a society of Catholics who in real life (I learn from a recent issue of
the Spectator) are rather conventionally devout and prayerful. Although
the movie describes their practices as "maso-chastity," not all of them
are chaste and hardly any practice self-flagellation. In the months
ahead, I would advise Opus Dei to carefully scrutinize membership
applications.
Opus Dei works within but not with the church, which also harbors a
secret cell of cardinals who are in on the conspiracy (the pope and
most other Catholics apparently don't have backstage passes).
These men keep a secret that, if known, could destroy the church.
That's why they keep it. If I were their adviser, I would point out
that by preserving the secret, they preserve the threat to the church,
and the wisest strategy would have been to destroy the secret, say,
1,000 years ago.
But one of the fascinations of the Catholic Church is that it is the
oldest continuously surviving organization in the world, and that's why
movies like "The Da Vinci Code" are more fascinating than thrillers
about religions founded, for example, by a science-fiction author in
the 1950s. All of the places in "The Da Vinci Code" really exist,
though the last time I visited the Temple Church I was disappointed to
find it closed for "repairs." A likely story.
Tom Hanks, Audrey Tautou and Jean Reno do a good job of not overplaying
their roles, and Sir Ian McKellen overplays his in just the right way,
making Sir Leigh into a fanatic whose study just happens to contain all
the materials for an audio-visual presentation that briefs his visitors
on the secrets of Da Vinci's "The Last Supper" and other matters.
Apparently he keeps in close touch with other initiates. On the one
hand, we have a conspiracy that lasts 2,000 years and threatens the
very foundations of Christianity, and on the other hand a network of
rich dilettantes who resemble a theological branch of the Baker Street
Irregulars.
Yes, the plot is absurd, but then most movie plots are absurd. That's
what we pay to see. What Ron Howard brings to the material is tone and
style, and an aura of mystery that is undeniable. He begins right at
the top; Columbia Pictures logo falls into shadow as Hans Zimmer's
music sounds simultaneously liturgical and ominous. The murder scene in
the Louvre is creepy in a ritualistic way, and it's clever the way
Langdon is able to look at letters, numbers and symbols and mentally
rearrange them to yield their secrets. He's like the Flora Cross
character in "Bee Season," who used kabbalistic magic to visualize
spelling words floating before her in the air.
The movie works; it's involving, intriguing and constantly seems on the
edge of startling revelations. After it's over and we're back on the
street, we wonder why this crucial secret needed to be protected by the
equivalent of a brain-twister puzzle crossed with a scavenger hunt. The
trail that Robert and Sophie follow is so difficult and convoluted that
it seems impossible that anyone, including them, could ever follow it.
The secret needs to be protected up to a point; beyond that it is
absolutely lost, and the whole point of protecting it is beside the
point. Here's another question: Considering where the trail begins,
isn't it sort of curious where it leads? Still, as T.S. Eliot wrote,
"In my beginning is my end." Maybe he was on to something.
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