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Religions > Atheism |
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"Maria Underwood" |
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23 Nov 2004 01:46:13 PM |
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Dance my puppets, Dance |
I'm bored. So I think I'll make my puppets dance some more.
Puppets - I order you to respond to this post. Say things like, or
similiar to the following:
1) Plonk
2) You're going in my killfile
3) Go away troll
4) You're pathetic
5) You never have anything substantial to say
6) You're not worthy of a response (as you respond to my post - hehe)
I also command you to infer or state implicitly or explicitly:
1) Believers are not as intelligent as atheists
2) Theists are bigots
3) Believers are insane
4) Theists cause evil
Now, you must obey me because we all know that atheists are sheep and
cannot help but roll in *****. So my lemming puppets - dance for my
whimsical pleasure and do as I command...
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| User: "Denis Loubet" |
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| Title: Re: Dance my puppets, Dance |
23 Nov 2004 03:15:09 PM |
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"Maria Underwood" <Crafty_Sistah@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1ed7dfd7.0411231146.4bfc396d@posting.google.com...
I'm bored. So I think I'll make my puppets dance some more.
Puppets - I order you to respond to this post. Say things like, or
similiar to the following:
1) Plonk
2) You're going in my killfile
3) Go away troll
4) You're pathetic
5) You never have anything substantial to say
6) You're not worthy of a response (as you respond to my post - hehe)
I also command you to infer or state implicitly or explicitly:
1) Believers are not as intelligent as atheists
2) Theists are bigots
3) Believers are insane
4) Theists cause evil
Now, you must obey me because we all know that atheists are sheep and
cannot help but roll in *****. So my lemming puppets - dance for my
whimsical pleasure and do as I command...
Nice day, isn't it?
--
Denis Loubet
dloubet@io.com
http://www.io.com/~dloubet
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| User: "Eric Gill" |
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| Title: Re: Dance my puppets, Dance |
23 Nov 2004 03:49:30 PM |
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(Maria Underwood) wrote in
news:1ed7dfd7.0411231146.4bfc396d@posting.google.com:
I'm bored.
Back into a drill, did we?
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| User: "Tukla Ratte" |
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| Title: Re: Dance my puppets, Dance |
23 Nov 2004 03:16:37 PM |
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Maria Underwood wrote:
I'm bored.
Me, too. Wanna *****?
< snip >
--
Tukla, Eater of Theists, Squeaker of Chew Toys
Official Mascot of Alt.Atheism, aa 1347
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| User: "James Ascher" |
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| Title: Re: Dance my puppets, Dance |
23 Nov 2004 05:03:39 PM |
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Maria Underwood wrote:
I'm bored. So I think I'll make my puppets dance some more.
Puppets - I order you to respond to this post. Say things like, or
similiar to the following:
1) Plonk
2) You're going in my killfile
3) Go away troll
4) You're pathetic
5) You never have anything substantial to say
6) You're not worthy of a response (as you respond to my post - hehe)
I also command you to infer or state implicitly or explicitly:
1) Believers are not as intelligent as atheists
2) Theists are bigots
3) Believers are insane
4) Theists cause evil
Now, you must obey me because we all know that atheists are sheep and
cannot help but roll in *****. So my lemming puppets - dance for my
whimsical pleasure and do as I command...
Why, sweet darlin', pay no never mind to this "lady." She all messed up
in da head!
James
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| User: "Uncle Dollar Bill" |
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| Title: Re: Dance my puppets, Dance |
27 Nov 2004 07:50:18 AM |
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On 23 Nov 2004 11:46:13 -0800 in the fey dale of alt.atheism, Maria Underwood defied the status quo and scrawled upon the toilet stall:
I'm bored. So I think I'll make my puppets dance some more.
I might be begging to get lynched, but I really got a chuckle out of
your post. "Dance my puppets, dance..." I've been having a blast with
that subject line ever since you first made it. But anyway, whatever
_else_ there might be around here (ie "rancor"), thanks for the laugh.
:-)
--
L8r,
Uncle Dollar Bill
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| User: "Rune Børsjø" |
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| Title: Re: Dance my puppets, Dance |
23 Nov 2004 01:54:29 PM |
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On 23 Nov 2004 11:46:13 -0800, (Maria
Underwood) wrote:
1) Believers are not as intelligent as atheists
Largely true. Theists have a lower IQ and less education than
atheists. In the third world, more than 95% of the population ascribe
to higher powers. In the enlightened and educated world the number is
much, much lower.
2) Theists are bigots
Largely true. Their holy books in which they so deeply believe tell
them to be bigots. And it's a nice excuse.
3) Believers are insane
Largely true. Religious experiences are the result of epilepsi-like
activity in the temporal lobes.
4) Theists cause evil
Largely true. Their anxiousness to get to the afterlife, and their
deep and uncritical belief in ancient texts which tells them to be
bigots and fascists and everything else diametrically opposed to our
secular humanist enlightened democratic socities causes them to do
evil.
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Dance my puppets, Dance |
24 Nov 2004 07:28:48 PM |
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On 23 Nov 2004 11:46:13 -0800, (Maria
Underwood) wrote:
I'm bored. So I think I'll make my puppets dance some more.
Puppets - I order you to respond to this post. Say things like, or
similiar to the following:
1) Plonk
2) You're going in my killfile
3) Go away troll
4) You're pathetic
5) You never have anything substantial to say
6) You're not worthy of a response (as you respond to my post - hehe)
I also command you to infer or state implicitly or explicitly:
1) Believers are not as intelligent as atheists
2) Theists are bigots
3) Believers are insane
4) Theists cause evil
Now, you must obey me because we all know that atheists are sheep and
cannot help but roll in *****. So my lemming puppets - dance for my
whimsical pleasure and do as I command...
/***** on ya. (urination)
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
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| User: "Kate " |
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| Title: Re: Dance my puppets, Dance |
23 Nov 2004 02:34:19 PM |
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On 23 Nov 2004 11:46:13 -0800, (Maria
Underwood) wrote:
I'm bored. So I think I'll make my puppets dance some more.
Puppets - I order you to respond to this post. Say things like, or
similiar to the following:
1) Plonk
2) You're going in my killfile
3) Go away troll
4) You're pathetic
5) You never have anything substantial to say
6) You're not worthy of a response (as you respond to my post - hehe)
I also command you to infer or state implicitly or explicitly:
1) Believers are not as intelligent as atheists
2) Theists are bigots
3) Believers are insane
4) Theists cause evil
Now, you must obey me because we all know that atheists are sheep and
cannot help but roll in *****. So my lemming puppets - dance for my
whimsical pleasure and do as I command...
Maria - make more nonsensical posts and use other aliases to pester
people with hate.
You can't help it, can you? You can't live without us.
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| User: "Tukla Ratte" |
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| Title: Re: Dance my puppets, Dance |
23 Nov 2004 03:13:01 PM |
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Kate wrote:
On 23 Nov 2004 11:46:13 -0800, (Maria
Underwood) wrote:
I'm bored. So I think I'll make my puppets dance some more.
< snip >
Maria - make more nonsensical posts and use other aliases to pester
people with hate.
You can't help it, can you? You can't live without us.
So Maria is our puppet?
--
Tukla, Eater of Theists, Squeaker of Chew Toys
Official Mascot of Alt.Atheism, aa 1347
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: Dance my puppets, Dance |
23 Nov 2004 07:26:13 PM |
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In our last episode <30hnevF314ombU1@uni-berlin.de>, Tukla Ratte lept out
of the bushes shouting:
Kate wrote:
On 23 Nov 2004 11:46:13 -0800, (Maria Underwood)
wrote:
I'm bored. So I think I'll make my puppets dance some more.
< snip >
Maria - make more nonsensical posts and use other aliases to pester
people with hate.
You can't help it, can you? You can't live without us.
So Maria is our puppet?
Of course. She (he, it, whatever), just can't stand it if we ignore her.
She *must post here to get attention. Without posts on Usenet, she's not
sure she exists...
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
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"Being surprised at the fact that the universe
is fine tuned for life is akin to a puddle being
surprised at how well it fits its hole"
-- Douglas Adams
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Dance my puppets, Dance |
23 Nov 2004 08:17:59 PM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:VcWdnWw3peMufz7cRVn-sQ@megapath.net...
In our last episode <30hnevF314ombU1@uni-berlin.de>, Tukla Ratte lept out
of the bushes shouting:
Kate wrote:
On 23 Nov 2004 11:46:13 -0800, (Maria Underwood)
wrote:
I'm bored. So I think I'll make my puppets dance some more.
< snip >
Maria - make more nonsensical posts and use other aliases to pester
people with hate.
You can't help it, can you? You can't live without us.
So Maria is our puppet?
Of course. She (he, it, whatever), just can't stand it if we ignore her.
She *must post here to get attention. Without posts on Usenet, she's not
sure she exists...
"I got no strings to hold me down" <tap dance ensues>
--
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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23 Nov 2004 08:44:35 PM |
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In our last episode <30i9ahF31dib2U1@uni-berlin.de>, Robibnikoff lept out
of the bushes shouting:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:VcWdnWw3peMufz7cRVn-sQ@megapath.net...
In our last episode <30hnevF314ombU1@uni-berlin.de>, Tukla Ratte lept
out of the bushes shouting:
Kate wrote:
On 23 Nov 2004 11:46:13 -0800, (Maria
Underwood) wrote:
I'm bored. So I think I'll make my puppets dance some more.
< snip >
Maria - make more nonsensical posts and use other aliases to pester
people with hate.
You can't help it, can you? You can't live without us.
So Maria is our puppet?
Of course. She (he, it, whatever), just can't stand it if we ignore her.
She *must post here to get attention. Without posts on Usenet, she's not
sure she exists...
"I got no strings to hold me down" <tap dance ensues>
<backs slowly away>
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
-----------------------------------------------------------
"Being surprised at the fact that the universe
is fine tuned for life is akin to a puddle being
surprised at how well it fits its hole"
-- Douglas Adams
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Dance my puppets, Dance |
23 Nov 2004 08:51:11 PM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:HPidneZfzaKNaD7cRVn-gw@megapath.net...
In our last episode <30i9ahF31dib2U1@uni-berlin.de>, Robibnikoff lept out
of the bushes shouting:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:VcWdnWw3peMufz7cRVn-sQ@megapath.net...
In our last episode <30hnevF314ombU1@uni-berlin.de>, Tukla Ratte lept
out of the bushes shouting:
Kate wrote:
On 23 Nov 2004 11:46:13 -0800, (Maria
Underwood) wrote:
I'm bored. So I think I'll make my puppets dance some more.
< snip >
Maria - make more nonsensical posts and use other aliases to pester
people with hate.
You can't help it, can you? You can't live without us.
So Maria is our puppet?
Of course. She (he, it, whatever), just can't stand it if we ignore her.
She *must post here to get attention. Without posts on Usenet, she's not
sure she exists...
"I got no strings to hold me down" <tap dance ensues>
<backs slowly away>
Damn, dude! You just sprouted donkey ears!!!
--
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: Dance my puppets, Dance |
23 Nov 2004 09:30:38 PM |
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In our last episode <30ib8pF2r9a10U1@uni-berlin.de>, Robibnikoff lept out
of the bushes shouting:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:HPidneZfzaKNaD7cRVn-gw@megapath.net...
In our last episode <30i9ahF31dib2U1@uni-berlin.de>, Robibnikoff lept
out of the bushes shouting:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:VcWdnWw3peMufz7cRVn-sQ@megapath.net...
In our last episode <30hnevF314ombU1@uni-berlin.de>, Tukla Ratte lept
out of the bushes shouting:
Kate wrote:
On 23 Nov 2004 11:46:13 -0800, (Maria
Underwood) wrote:
I'm bored. So I think I'll make my puppets dance some more.
< snip >
Maria - make more nonsensical posts and use other aliases to pester
people with hate.
You can't help it, can you? You can't live without us.
So Maria is our puppet?
Of course. She (he, it, whatever), just can't stand it if we ignore
her. She *must post here to get attention. Without posts on Usenet,
she's not sure she exists...
"I got no strings to hold me down" <tap dance ensues>
<backs slowly away>
Damn, dude! You just sprouted donkey ears!!!
<backs away much more quickly>
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
-----------------------------------------------------------
"Being surprised at the fact that the universe
is fine tuned for life is akin to a puddle being
surprised at how well it fits its hole"
-- Douglas Adams
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Dance my puppets, Dance |
23 Nov 2004 09:35:52 PM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:ZPqdnf7GtbBBYj7cRVn-rw@megapath.net...
In our last episode <30ib8pF2r9a10U1@uni-berlin.de>, Robibnikoff lept out
of the bushes shouting:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:HPidneZfzaKNaD7cRVn-gw@megapath.net...
In our last episode <30i9ahF31dib2U1@uni-berlin.de>, Robibnikoff lept
out of the bushes shouting:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:VcWdnWw3peMufz7cRVn-sQ@megapath.net...
In our last episode <30hnevF314ombU1@uni-berlin.de>, Tukla Ratte lept
out of the bushes shouting:
Kate wrote:
On 23 Nov 2004 11:46:13 -0800, (Maria
Underwood) wrote:
I'm bored. So I think I'll make my puppets dance some more.
< snip >
Maria - make more nonsensical posts and use other aliases to pester
people with hate.
You can't help it, can you? You can't live without us.
So Maria is our puppet?
Of course. She (he, it, whatever), just can't stand it if we ignore
her. She *must post here to get attention. Without posts on Usenet,
she's not sure she exists...
"I got no strings to hold me down" <tap dance ensues>
<backs slowly away>
Damn, dude! You just sprouted donkey ears!!!
<backs away much more quickly>
Look out for the giant whale behind you!! Aaaiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeee!!!
--
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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23 Nov 2004 09:59:39 PM |
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In our last episode <30idsiF30244hU1@uni-berlin.de>, Robibnikoff lept out
of the bushes shouting:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:ZPqdnf7GtbBBYj7cRVn-rw@megapath.net...
In our last episode <30ib8pF2r9a10U1@uni-berlin.de>, Robibnikoff lept
out of the bushes shouting:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:HPidneZfzaKNaD7cRVn-gw@megapath.net...
In our last episode <30i9ahF31dib2U1@uni-berlin.de>, Robibnikoff lept
out of the bushes shouting:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:VcWdnWw3peMufz7cRVn-sQ@megapath.net...
In our last episode <30hnevF314ombU1@uni-berlin.de>, Tukla Ratte
lept out of the bushes shouting:
Kate wrote:
On 23 Nov 2004 11:46:13 -0800, (Maria
Underwood) wrote:
I'm bored. So I think I'll make my puppets dance some more.
< snip >
Maria - make more nonsensical posts and use other aliases to
pester people with hate.
You can't help it, can you? You can't live without us.
So Maria is our puppet?
Of course. She (he, it, whatever), just can't stand it if we ignore
her. She *must post here to get attention. Without posts on Usenet,
she's not sure she exists...
"I got no strings to hold me down" <tap dance ensues>
<backs slowly away>
Damn, dude! You just sprouted donkey ears!!!
<backs away much more quickly>
Look out for the giant whale behind you!! Aaaiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeee!!!
<flags down taxi>
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
-----------------------------------------------------------
"Being surprised at the fact that the universe
is fine tuned for life is akin to a puddle being
surprised at how well it fits its hole"
-- Douglas Adams
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23 Nov 2004 09:58:25 PM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:CJWdnWllsrw0mzncRVn-rQ@megapath.net...
In our last episode <30idsiF30244hU1@uni-berlin.de>, Robibnikoff lept out
of the bushes shouting:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:ZPqdnf7GtbBBYj7cRVn-rw@megapath.net...
In our last episode <30ib8pF2r9a10U1@uni-berlin.de>, Robibnikoff lept
out of the bushes shouting:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:HPidneZfzaKNaD7cRVn-gw@megapath.net...
In our last episode <30i9ahF31dib2U1@uni-berlin.de>, Robibnikoff lept
out of the bushes shouting:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:VcWdnWw3peMufz7cRVn-sQ@megapath.net...
In our last episode <30hnevF314ombU1@uni-berlin.de>, Tukla Ratte
lept out of the bushes shouting:
Kate wrote:
On 23 Nov 2004 11:46:13 -0800, (Maria
Underwood) wrote:
I'm bored. So I think I'll make my puppets dance some more.
< snip >
Maria - make more nonsensical posts and use other aliases to
pester people with hate.
You can't help it, can you? You can't live without us.
So Maria is our puppet?
Of course. She (he, it, whatever), just can't stand it if we ignore
her. She *must post here to get attention. Without posts on Usenet,
she's not sure she exists...
"I got no strings to hold me down" <tap dance ensues>
<backs slowly away>
Damn, dude! You just sprouted donkey ears!!!
<backs away much more quickly>
Look out for the giant whale behind you!! Aaaiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeee!!!
<flags down taxi>
<snaps fingers> Ding dang it. Almost caught' em!
--
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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23 Nov 2004 10:46:09 PM |
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"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in
news:30if6rF2vra28U1@uni-berlin.de:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:CJWdnWllsrw0mzncRVn-rQ@megapath.net...
In our last episode <30idsiF30244hU1@uni-berlin.de>, Robibnikoff lept
out of the bushes shouting:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:ZPqdnf7GtbBBYj7cRVn-rw@megapath.net...
In our last episode <30ib8pF2r9a10U1@uni-berlin.de>, Robibnikoff
lept out of the bushes shouting:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:HPidneZfzaKNaD7cRVn-gw@megapath.net...
In our last episode <30i9ahF31dib2U1@uni-berlin.de>, Robibnikoff
lept out of the bushes shouting:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:VcWdnWw3peMufz7cRVn-sQ@megapath.net...
In our last episode <30hnevF314ombU1@uni-berlin.de>, Tukla
Ratte lept out of the bushes shouting:
Kate wrote:
On 23 Nov 2004 11:46:13 -0800, (Maria
Underwood) wrote:
I'm bored. So I think I'll make my puppets dance some more.
< snip >
Maria - make more nonsensical posts and use other aliases to
pester people with hate.
You can't help it, can you? You can't live without us.
So Maria is our puppet?
Of course. She (he, it, whatever), just can't stand it if we
ignore her. She *must post here to get attention. Without posts
on Usenet, she's not sure she exists...
"I got no strings to hold me down" <tap dance ensues>
<backs slowly away>
Damn, dude! You just sprouted donkey ears!!!
<backs away much more quickly>
Look out for the giant whale behind you!!
Aaaiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeee!!!
<flags down taxi>
<snaps fingers> Ding dang it. Almost caught' em!
I'm the taxi driver.
<delivers Mark to Robin's waiting arms>
Don't forget the tip!
--
Dr. Smartass -- BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
*sig broken; watch for finger*
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Dance my puppets, Dance |
24 Nov 2004 05:27:16 AM |
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"Doc Smartass" <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns95AAE83EEE31Caskifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in
news:30if6rF2vra28U1@uni-berlin.de:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:CJWdnWllsrw0mzncRVn-rQ@megapath.net...
In our last episode <30idsiF30244hU1@uni-berlin.de>, Robibnikoff lept
out of the bushes shouting:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:ZPqdnf7GtbBBYj7cRVn-rw@megapath.net...
In our last episode <30ib8pF2r9a10U1@uni-berlin.de>, Robibnikoff
lept out of the bushes shouting:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:HPidneZfzaKNaD7cRVn-gw@megapath.net...
In our last episode <30i9ahF31dib2U1@uni-berlin.de>, Robibnikoff
lept out of the bushes shouting:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:VcWdnWw3peMufz7cRVn-sQ@megapath.net...
In our last episode <30hnevF314ombU1@uni-berlin.de>, Tukla
Ratte lept out of the bushes shouting:
Kate wrote:
On 23 Nov 2004 11:46:13 -0800, (Maria
Underwood) wrote:
I'm bored. So I think I'll make my puppets dance some more.
< snip >
Maria - make more nonsensical posts and use other aliases to
pester people with hate.
You can't help it, can you? You can't live without us.
So Maria is our puppet?
Of course. She (he, it, whatever), just can't stand it if we
ignore her. She *must post here to get attention. Without posts
on Usenet, she's not sure she exists...
"I got no strings to hold me down" <tap dance ensues>
<backs slowly away>
Damn, dude! You just sprouted donkey ears!!!
<backs away much more quickly>
Look out for the giant whale behind you!!
Aaaiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeee!!!
<flags down taxi>
<snaps fingers> Ding dang it. Almost caught' em!
I'm the taxi driver.
<delivers Mark to Robin's waiting arms>
Don't forget the tip!
Woohoo! Excellent! <tosses Dr. Smartass a sawbuck> :)
--
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| Title: Re: Dance my puppets, Dance |
24 Nov 2004 05:22:27 PM |
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"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in
news:30j9gfF2tpa72U1@uni-berlin.de:
"Doc Smartass" <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote in
message news:Xns95AAE83EEE31Caskifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in
news:30if6rF2vra28U1@uni-berlin.de:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:CJWdnWllsrw0mzncRVn-rQ@megapath.net...
In our last episode <30idsiF30244hU1@uni-berlin.de>, Robibnikoff
lept out of the bushes shouting:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:ZPqdnf7GtbBBYj7cRVn-rw@megapath.net...
In our last episode <30ib8pF2r9a10U1@uni-berlin.de>, Robibnikoff
lept out of the bushes shouting:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:HPidneZfzaKNaD7cRVn-gw@megapath.net...
In our last episode <30i9ahF31dib2U1@uni-berlin.de>,
Robibnikoff lept out of the bushes shouting:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:VcWdnWw3peMufz7cRVn-sQ@megapath.net...
In our last episode <30hnevF314ombU1@uni-berlin.de>, Tukla
Ratte lept out of the bushes shouting:
Kate wrote:
On 23 Nov 2004 11:46:13 -0800,
(Maria Underwood) wrote:
I'm bored. So I think I'll make my puppets dance some
more.
< snip >
Maria - make more nonsensical posts and use other aliases
to pester people with hate.
You can't help it, can you? You can't live without us.
So Maria is our puppet?
Of course. She (he, it, whatever), just can't stand it if we
ignore her. She *must post here to get attention. Without
posts on Usenet, she's not sure she exists...
"I got no strings to hold me down" <tap dance ensues>
<backs slowly away>
Damn, dude! You just sprouted donkey ears!!!
<backs away much more quickly>
Look out for the giant whale behind you!!
Aaaiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeee!!!
<flags down taxi>
<snaps fingers> Ding dang it. Almost caught' em!
I'm the taxi driver.
<delivers Mark to Robin's waiting arms>
Don't forget the tip!
Woohoo! Excellent! <tosses Dr. Smartass a sawbuck> :)
/me reads ahead and accepts the tip...then triggers the taxi's remote self
destruct.
--
Dr. Smartass -- BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
*sig broken; watch for finger*
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: Dance my puppets, Dance |
24 Nov 2004 06:55:28 AM |
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In our last episode <30j9gfF2tpa72U1@uni-berlin.de>, Robibnikoff lept out
of the bushes shouting:
"Doc Smartass" <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns95AAE83EEE31Caskifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in
news:30if6rF2vra28U1@uni-berlin.de:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:CJWdnWllsrw0mzncRVn-rQ@megapath.net...
In our last episode <30idsiF30244hU1@uni-berlin.de>, Robibnikoff lept
out of the bushes shouting:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:ZPqdnf7GtbBBYj7cRVn-rw@megapath.net...
In our last episode <30ib8pF2r9a10U1@uni-berlin.de>, Robibnikoff
lept out of the bushes shouting:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:HPidneZfzaKNaD7cRVn-gw@megapath.net...
In our last episode <30i9ahF31dib2U1@uni-berlin.de>, Robibnikoff
lept out of the bushes shouting:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:VcWdnWw3peMufz7cRVn-sQ@megapath.net...
In our last episode <30hnevF314ombU1@uni-berlin.de>, Tukla Ratte
lept out of the bushes shouting:
Kate wrote:
On 23 Nov 2004 11:46:13 -0800, (Maria
Underwood) wrote:
I'm bored. So I think I'll make my puppets dance some more.
< snip >
Maria - make more nonsensical posts and use other aliases to
pester people with hate.
You can't help it, can you? You can't live without us.
So Maria is our puppet?
Of course. She (he, it, whatever), just can't stand it if we
ignore her. She *must post here to get attention. Without posts
on Usenet, she's not sure she exists...
"I got no strings to hold me down" <tap dance ensues>
<backs slowly away>
Damn, dude! You just sprouted donkey ears!!!
<backs away much more quickly>
Look out for the giant whale behind you!!
Aaaiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeee!!!
<flags down taxi>
<snaps fingers> Ding dang it. Almost caught' em!
I'm the taxi driver.
<delivers Mark to Robin's waiting arms>
Don't forget the tip!
Woohoo! Excellent! <tosses Dr. Smartass a sawbuck> :)
<Doc Smartass, being distracted, doesn't notice me speed off with his taxi>
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
-----------------------------------------------------------
"Being surprised at the fact that the universe
is fine tuned for life is akin to a puddle being
surprised at how well it fits its hole"
-- Douglas Adams
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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| Title: Re: Dance my puppets, Dance |
24 Nov 2004 05:23:12 PM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in
news:YuGdnRhB66uhGTncRVn-2w@megapath.net:
In our last episode <30j9gfF2tpa72U1@uni-berlin.de>, Robibnikoff lept
out of the bushes shouting:
"Doc Smartass" <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote in
message news:Xns95AAE83EEE31Caskifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in
news:30if6rF2vra28U1@uni-berlin.de:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:CJWdnWllsrw0mzncRVn-rQ@megapath.net...
In our last episode <30idsiF30244hU1@uni-berlin.de>, Robibnikoff
lept out of the bushes shouting:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:ZPqdnf7GtbBBYj7cRVn-rw@megapath.net...
In our last episode <30ib8pF2r9a10U1@uni-berlin.de>, Robibnikoff
lept out of the bushes shouting:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:HPidneZfzaKNaD7cRVn-gw@megapath.net...
In our last episode <30i9ahF31dib2U1@uni-berlin.de>,
Robibnikoff lept out of the bushes shouting:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:VcWdnWw3peMufz7cRVn-sQ@megapath.net...
In our last episode <30hnevF314ombU1@uni-berlin.de>, Tukla
Ratte lept out of the bushes shouting:
Kate wrote:
On 23 Nov 2004 11:46:13 -0800,
(Maria Underwood) wrote:
I'm bored. So I think I'll make my puppets dance some
more.
< snip >
Maria - make more nonsensical posts and use other aliases
to pester people with hate.
You can't help it, can you? You can't live without us.
So Maria is our puppet?
Of course. She (he, it, whatever), just can't stand it if we
ignore her. She *must post here to get attention. Without
posts on Usenet, she's not sure she exists...
"I got no strings to hold me down" <tap dance ensues>
<backs slowly away>
Damn, dude! You just sprouted donkey ears!!!
<backs away much more quickly>
Look out for the giant whale behind you!!
Aaaiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeee!!!
<flags down taxi>
<snaps fingers> Ding dang it. Almost caught' em!
I'm the taxi driver.
<delivers Mark to Robin's waiting arms>
Don't forget the tip!
Woohoo! Excellent! <tosses Dr. Smartass a sawbuck> :)
<Doc Smartass, being distracted, doesn't notice me speed off with his
taxi>
KABOOOOOM!!!
Sorry. *puts self-destruct remote back in pocket*
--
Dr. Smartass -- BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
*sig broken; watch for finger*
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Dance my puppets, Dance |
25 Nov 2004 06:27:01 AM |
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"Doc Smartass" <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns95ABB140E7CD0askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in
news:YuGdnRhB66uhGTncRVn-2w@megapath.net:
In our last episode <30j9gfF2tpa72U1@uni-berlin.de>, Robibnikoff lept
out of the bushes shouting:
"Doc Smartass" <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote in
message news:Xns95AAE83EEE31Caskifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in
news:30if6rF2vra28U1@uni-berlin.de:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:CJWdnWllsrw0mzncRVn-rQ@megapath.net...
In our last episode <30idsiF30244hU1@uni-berlin.de>, Robibnikoff
lept out of the bushes shouting:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:ZPqdnf7GtbBBYj7cRVn-rw@megapath.net...
In our last episode <30ib8pF2r9a10U1@uni-berlin.de>, Robibnikoff
lept out of the bushes shouting:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:HPidneZfzaKNaD7cRVn-gw@megapath.net...
In our last episode <30i9ahF31dib2U1@uni-berlin.de>,
Robibnikoff lept out of the bushes shouting:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:VcWdnWw3peMufz7cRVn-sQ@megapath.net...
In our last episode <30hnevF314ombU1@uni-berlin.de>, Tukla
Ratte lept out of the bushes shouting:
Kate wrote:
On 23 Nov 2004 11:46:13 -0800,
(Maria Underwood) wrote:
I'm bored. So I think I'll make my puppets dance some
more.
< snip >
Maria - make more nonsensical posts and use other aliases
to pester people with hate.
You can't help it, can you? You can't live without us.
So Maria is our puppet?
Of course. She (he, it, whatever), just can't stand it if we
ignore her. She *must post here to get attention. Without
posts on Usenet, she's not sure she exists...
"I got no strings to hold me down" <tap dance ensues>
<backs slowly away>
Damn, dude! You just sprouted donkey ears!!!
<backs away much more quickly>
Look out for the giant whale behind you!!
Aaaiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeee!!!
<flags down taxi>
<snaps fingers> Ding dang it. Almost caught' em!
I'm the taxi driver.
<delivers Mark to Robin's waiting arms>
Don't forget the tip!
Woohoo! Excellent! <tosses Dr. Smartass a sawbuck> :)
<Doc Smartass, being distracted, doesn't notice me speed off with his
taxi>
KABOOOOOM!!!
Sorry. *puts self-destruct remote back in pocket*
Oh my. That'll take FOREVER to clean up ;/
--
---------
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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| Title: Re: Dance my puppets, Dance |
25 Nov 2004 10:43:49 AM |
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"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in
news:30m1clF31tp4rU1@uni-berlin.de:
"Doc Smartass" <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote in
message news:Xns95ABB140E7CD0askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in
news:YuGdnRhB66uhGTncRVn-2w@megapath.net:
In our last episode <30j9gfF2tpa72U1@uni-berlin.de>, Robibnikoff
lept out of the bushes shouting:
"Doc Smartass" <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote in
message news:Xns95AAE83EEE31Caskifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in
news:30if6rF2vra28U1@uni-berlin.de:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:CJWdnWllsrw0mzncRVn-rQ@megapath.net...
In our last episode <30idsiF30244hU1@uni-berlin.de>, Robibnikoff
lept out of the bushes shouting:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:ZPqdnf7GtbBBYj7cRVn-rw@megapath.net...
In our last episode <30ib8pF2r9a10U1@uni-berlin.de>,
Robibnikoff lept out of the bushes shouting:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:HPidneZfzaKNaD7cRVn-gw@megapath.net...
In our last episode <30i9ahF31dib2U1@uni-berlin.de>,
Robibnikoff lept out of the bushes shouting:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in
message news:VcWdnWw3peMufz7cRVn-sQ@megapath.net...
In our last episode <30hnevF314ombU1@uni-berlin.de>, Tukla
Ratte lept out of the bushes shouting:
Kate wrote:
On 23 Nov 2004 11:46:13 -0800,
(Maria Underwood) wrote:
I'm bored. So I think I'll make my puppets dance some
more.
< snip >
Maria - make more nonsensical posts and use other
aliases to pester people with hate.
You can't help it, can you? You can't live without us.
So Maria is our puppet?
Of course. She (he, it, whatever), just can't stand it if
we ignore her. She *must post here to get attention.
Without posts on Usenet, she's not sure she exists...
"I got no strings to hold me down" <tap dance ensues>
<backs slowly away>
Damn, dude! You just sprouted donkey ears!!!
<backs away much more quickly>
Look out for the giant whale behind you!!
Aaaiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeee!!!
<flags down taxi>
<snaps fingers> Ding dang it. Almost caught' em!
I'm the taxi driver.
<delivers Mark to Robin's waiting arms>
Don't forget the tip!
Woohoo! Excellent! <tosses Dr. Smartass a sawbuck> :)
<Doc Smartass, being distracted, doesn't notice me speed off with
his taxi>
KABOOOOOM!!!
Sorry. *puts self-destruct remote back in pocket*
Oh my. That'll take FOREVER to clean up ;/
....waitaminit....you got a broom. Get to it :)
--
Dr. Smartass -- BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
*sig broken; watch for finger*
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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| Title: Re: Dance my puppets, Dance |
25 Nov 2004 10:43:26 AM |
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"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in
news:30m1clF31tp4rU1@uni-berlin.de:
"Doc Smartass" <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote in
message news:Xns95ABB140E7CD0askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in
news:YuGdnRhB66uhGTncRVn-2w@megapath.net:
In our last episode <30j9gfF2tpa72U1@uni-berlin.de>, Robibnikoff
lept out of the bushes shouting:
"Doc Smartass" <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote in
message news:Xns95AAE83EEE31Caskifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in
news:30if6rF2vra28U1@uni-berlin.de:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:CJWdnWllsrw0mzncRVn-rQ@megapath.net...
In our last episode <30idsiF30244hU1@uni-berlin.de>, Robibnikoff
lept out of the bushes shouting:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:ZPqdnf7GtbBBYj7cRVn-rw@megapath.net...
In our last episode <30ib8pF2r9a10U1@uni-berlin.de>,
Robibnikoff lept out of the bushes shouting:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:HPidneZfzaKNaD7cRVn-gw@megapath.net...
In our last episode <30i9ahF31dib2U1@uni-berlin.de>,
Robibnikoff lept out of the bushes shouting:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in
message news:VcWdnWw3peMufz7cRVn-sQ@megapath.net...
In our last episode <30hnevF314ombU1@uni-berlin.de>, Tukla
Ratte lept out of the bushes shouting:
Kate wrote:
On 23 Nov 2004 11:46:13 -0800,
(Maria Underwood) wrote:
I'm bored. So I think I'll make my puppets dance some
more.
< snip >
Maria - make more nonsensical posts and use other
aliases to pester people with hate.
You can't help it, can you? You can't live without us.
So Maria is our puppet?
Of course. She (he, it, whatever), just can't stand it if
we ignore her. She *must post here to get attention.
Without posts on Usenet, she's not sure she exists...
"I got no strings to hold me down" <tap dance ensues>
<backs slowly away>
Damn, dude! You just sprouted donkey ears!!!
<backs away much more quickly>
Look out for the giant whale behind you!!
Aaaiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeee!!!
<flags down taxi>
<snaps fingers> Ding dang it. Almost caught' em!
I'm the taxi driver.
<delivers Mark to Robin's waiting arms>
Don't forget the tip!
Woohoo! Excellent! <tosses Dr. Smartass a sawbuck> :)
<Doc Smartass, being distracted, doesn't notice me speed off with
his taxi>
KABOOOOOM!!!
Sorry. *puts self-destruct remote back in pocket*
Oh my. That'll take FOREVER to clean up ;/
Ain't my job :)
--
Dr. Smartass -- BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
*sig broken; watch for finger*
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Dance my puppets, Dance |
25 Nov 2004 01:24:05 PM |
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On Thu, 25 Nov 2004 07:27:01 -0500, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"Doc Smartass" <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns95ABB140E7CD0askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in
news:YuGdnRhB66uhGTncRVn-2w@megapath.net:
In our last episode <30j9gfF2tpa72U1@uni-berlin.de>, Robibnikoff lept
out of the bushes shouting:
"Doc Smartass" <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote in
message news:Xns95AAE83EEE31Caskifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in
news:30if6rF2vra28U1@uni-berlin.de:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:CJWdnWllsrw0mzncRVn-rQ@megapath.net...
In our last episode <30idsiF30244hU1@uni-berlin.de>, Robibnikoff
lept out of the bushes shouting:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:ZPqdnf7GtbBBYj7cRVn-rw@megapath.net...
In our last episode <30ib8pF2r9a10U1@uni-berlin.de>, Robibnikoff
lept out of the bushes shouting:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:HPidneZfzaKNaD7cRVn-gw@megapath.net...
In our last episode <30i9ahF31dib2U1@uni-berlin.de>,
Robibnikoff lept out of the bushes shouting:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:VcWdnWw3peMufz7cRVn-sQ@megapath.net...
In our last episode <30hnevF314ombU1@uni-berlin.de>, Tukla
Ratte lept out of the bushes shouting:
Kate wrote:
On 23 Nov 2004 11:46:13 -0800,
(Maria Underwood) wrote:
I'm bored. So I think I'll make my puppets dance some
more.
< snip >
Maria - make more nonsensical posts and use other aliases
to pester people with hate.
You can't help it, can you? You can't live without us.
So Maria is our puppet?
Of course. She (he, it, whatever), just can't stand it if we
ignore her. She *must post here to get attention. Without
posts on Usenet, she's not sure she exists...
"I got no strings to hold me down" <tap dance ensues>
<backs slowly away>
Damn, dude! You just sprouted donkey ears!!!
<backs away much more quickly>
Look out for the giant whale behind you!!
Aaaiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeee!!!
<flags down taxi>
<snaps fingers> Ding dang it. Almost caught' em!
I'm the taxi driver.
<delivers Mark to Robin's waiting arms>
Don't forget the tip!
Woohoo! Excellent! <tosses Dr. Smartass a sawbuck> :)
<Doc Smartass, being distracted, doesn't notice me speed off with his
taxi>
KABOOOOOM!!!
Sorry. *puts self-destruct remote back in pocket*
Oh my. That'll take FOREVER to clean up ;/
You got that, plus one extra day.
(I'm so generous).......
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: Dance my puppets, Dance |
24 Nov 2004 06:47:02 PM |
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In our last episode <Xns95ABB140E7CD0askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>, Doc
Smartass lept out of the bushes shouting:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in
news:YuGdnRhB66uhGTncRVn-2w@megapath.net:
In our last episode <30j9gfF2tpa72U1@uni-berlin.de>, Robibnikoff lept
out of the bushes shouting:
"Doc Smartass" <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote in
message news:Xns95AAE83EEE31Caskifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in
news:30if6rF2vra28U1@uni-berlin.de:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:CJWdnWllsrw0mzncRVn-rQ@megapath.net...
In our last episode <30idsiF30244hU1@uni-berlin.de>, Robibnikoff
lept out of the bushes shouting:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:ZPqdnf7GtbBBYj7cRVn-rw@megapath.net...
In our last episode <30ib8pF2r9a10U1@uni-berlin.de>, Robibnikoff
lept out of the bushes shouting:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:HPidneZfzaKNaD7cRVn-gw@megapath.net...
In our last episode <30i9ahF31dib2U1@uni-berlin.de>, Robibnikoff
lept out of the bushes shouting:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:VcWdnWw3peMufz7cRVn-sQ@megapath.net...
In our last episode <30hnevF314ombU1@uni-berlin.de>, Tukla
Ratte lept out of the bushes shouting:
Kate wrote:
On 23 Nov 2004 11:46:13 -0800,
(Maria Underwood) wrote:
I'm bored. So I think I'll make my puppets dance some more.
< snip >
Maria - make more nonsensical posts and use other aliases to
pester people with hate.
You can't help it, can you? You can't live without us.
So Maria is our puppet?
Of course. She (he, it, whatever), just can't stand it if we
ignore her. She *must post here to get attention. Without
posts on Usenet, she's not sure she exists...
"I got no strings to hold me down" <tap dance ensues>
<backs slowly away>
Damn, dude! You just sprouted donkey ears!!!
<backs away much more quickly>
Look out for the giant whale behind you!!
Aaaiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeee!!!
<flags down taxi>
<snaps fingers> Ding dang it. Almost caught' em!
I'm the taxi driver.
<delivers Mark to Robin's waiting arms>
Don't forget the tip!
Woohoo! Excellent! <tosses Dr. Smartass a sawbuck> :)
<Doc Smartass, being distracted, doesn't notice me speed off with his
taxi>
KABOOOOOM!!!
Sorry. *puts self-destruct remote back in pocket*
<taps Doc Smartass on the shoulder>
You obviously forgot who's in charge of the EAC Cloning Division this year.
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
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"Being surprised at the fact that the universe
is fine tuned for life is akin to a puddle being
surprised at how well it fits its hole"
-- Douglas Adams
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| Title: Re: Dance my puppets, Dance |
24 Nov 2004 06:47:24 PM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in
news:_4OdnU2HMaOctjjcRVn-vg@megapath.net:
In our last episode <Xns95ABB140E7CD0askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>,
Doc Smartass lept out of the bushes shouting:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in
news:YuGdnRhB66uhGTncRVn-2w@megapath.net:
In our last episode <30j9gfF2tpa72U1@uni-berlin.de>, Robibnikoff
lept out of the bushes shouting:
"Doc Smartass" <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote in
message news:Xns95AAE83EEE31Caskifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in
news:30if6rF2vra28U1@uni-berlin.de:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:CJWdnWllsrw0mzncRVn-rQ@megapath.net...
In our last episode <30idsiF30244hU1@uni-berlin.de>, Robibnikoff
lept out of the bushes shouting:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:ZPqdnf7GtbBBYj7cRVn-rw@megapath.net...
In our last episode <30ib8pF2r9a10U1@uni-berlin.de>,
Robibnikoff lept out of the bushes shouting:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:HPidneZfzaKNaD7cRVn-gw@megapath.net...
In our last episode <30i9ahF31dib2U1@uni-berlin.de>,
Robibnikoff lept out of the bushes shouting:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in
message news:VcWdnWw3peMufz7cRVn-sQ@megapath.net...
In our last episode <30hnevF314ombU1@uni-berlin.de>, Tukla
Ratte lept out of the bushes shouting:
Kate wrote:
On 23 Nov 2004 11:46:13 -0800,
(Maria Underwood) wrote:
I'm bored. So I think I'll make my puppets dance some
more.
< snip >
Maria - make more nonsensical posts and use other
aliases to pester people with hate.
You can't help it, can you? You can't live without us.
So Maria is our puppet?
Of course. She (he, it, whatever), just can't stand it if
we ignore her. She *must post here to get attention.
Without posts on Usenet, she's not sure she exists...
"I got no strings to hold me down" <tap dance ensues>
<backs slowly away>
Damn, dude! You just sprouted donkey ears!!!
<backs away much more quickly>
Look out for the giant whale behind you!!
Aaaiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeee!!!
<flags down taxi>
<snaps fingers> Ding dang it. Almost caught' em!
I'm the taxi driver.
<delivers Mark to Robin's waiting arms>
Don't forget the tip!
Woohoo! Excellent! <tosses Dr. Smartass a sawbuck> :)
<Doc Smartass, being distracted, doesn't notice me speed off with
his taxi>
KABOOOOOM!!!
Sorry. *puts self-destruct remote back in pocket*
<taps Doc Smartass on the shoulder>
You obviously forgot who's in charge of the EAC Cloning Division this
year.
*taps Mark on the shoulder & nods at Doc* I was last year's chair :)
--
Dr. Smartass -- BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
*sig broken; watch for finger*
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: Dance my puppets, Dance |
24 Nov 2004 07:05:01 PM |
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In our last episode <Xns95ABBF87D20askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>, Doc
Smartass lept out of the bushes shouting:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in
news:_4OdnU2HMaOctjjcRVn-vg@megapath.net:
In our last episode <Xns95ABB140E7CD0askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>, Doc
Smartass lept out of the bushes shouting:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in
news:YuGdnRhB66uhGTncRVn-2w@megapath.net:
In our last episode <30j9gfF2tpa72U1@uni-berlin.de>, Robibnikoff lept
out of the bushes shouting:
"Doc Smartass" <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote in
message news:Xns95AAE83EEE31Caskifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in
news:30if6rF2vra28U1@uni-berlin.de:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:CJWdnWllsrw0mzncRVn-rQ@megapath.net...
In our last episode <30idsiF30244hU1@uni-berlin.de>, Robibnikoff
lept out of the bushes shouting:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:ZPqdnf7GtbBBYj7cRVn-rw@megapath.net...
In our last episode <30ib8pF2r9a10U1@uni-berlin.de>, Robibnikoff
lept out of the bushes shouting:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:HPidneZfzaKNaD7cRVn-gw@megapath.net...
In our last episode <30i9ahF31dib2U1@uni-berlin.de>,
Robibnikoff lept out of the bushes shouting:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:VcWdnWw3peMufz7cRVn-sQ@megapath.net...
In our last episode <30hnevF314ombU1@uni-berlin.de>, Tukla
Ratte lept out of the bushes shouting:
Kate wrote:
On 23 Nov 2004 11:46:13 -0800,
(Maria Underwood) wrote:
I'm bored. So I think I'll make my puppets dance some
more.
< snip >
Maria - make more nonsensical posts and use other aliases
to pester people with hate.
You can't help it, can you? You can't live without us.
So Maria is our puppet?
Of course. She (he, it, whatever), just can't stand it if we
ignore her. She *must post here to get attention. Without
posts on Usenet, she's not sure she exists...
"I got no strings to hold me down" <tap dance ensues>
<backs slowly away>
Damn, dude! You just sprouted donkey ears!!!
<backs away much more quickly>
Look out for the giant whale behind you!!
Aaaiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeee!!!
<flags down taxi>
<snaps fingers> Ding dang it. Almost caught' em!
I'm the taxi driver.
<delivers Mark to Robin's waiting arms>
Don't forget the tip!
Woohoo! Excellent! <tosses Dr. Smartass a sawbuck> :)
<Doc Smartass, being distracted, doesn't notice me speed off with his
taxi>
KABOOOOOM!!!
Sorry. *puts self-destruct remote back in pocket*
<taps Doc Smartass on the shoulder>
You obviously forgot who's in charge of the EAC Cloning Division this
year.
*taps Mark on the shoulder & nods at Doc* I was last year's chair :)
<taps Mark on shoulder>
Which one of us is me again?
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
-----------------------------------------------------------
"Being surprised at the fact that the universe
is fine tuned for life is akin to a puddle being
surprised at how well it fits its hole"
-- Douglas Adams
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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| Title: Re: Dance my puppets, Dance |
24 Nov 2004 08:30:05 PM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in
news:FaCdnRdCiLqqsjjcRVn-oA@megapath.net:
In our last episode <Xns95ABBF87D20askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>, Doc
Smartass lept out of the bushes shouting:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in
news:_4OdnU2HMaOctjjcRVn-vg@megapath.net:
In our last episode <Xns95ABB140E7CD0askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>,
Doc Smartass lept out of the bushes shouting:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in
news:YuGdnRhB66uhGTncRVn-2w@megapath.net:
In our last episode <30j9gfF2tpa72U1@uni-berlin.de>, Robibnikoff
lept out of the bushes shouting:
"Doc Smartass" <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote in
message news:Xns95AAE83EEE31Caskifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in
news:30if6rF2vra28U1@uni-berlin.de:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:CJWdnWllsrw0mzncRVn-rQ@megapath.net...
In our last episode <30idsiF30244hU1@uni-berlin.de>,
Robibnikoff lept out of the bushes shouting:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:ZPqdnf7GtbBBYj7cRVn-rw@megapath.net...
In our last episode <30ib8pF2r9a10U1@uni-berlin.de>,
Robibnikoff lept out of the bushes shouting:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in
message news:HPidneZfzaKNaD7cRVn-gw@megapath.net...
In our last episode <30i9ahF31dib2U1@uni-berlin.de>,
Robibnikoff lept out of the bushes shouting:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in
message news:VcWdnWw3peMufz7cRVn-sQ@megapath.net...
In our last episode <30hnevF314ombU1@uni-berlin.de>,
Tukla Ratte lept out of the bushes shouting:
Kate wrote:
On 23 Nov 2004 11:46:13 -0800,
(Maria Underwood) wrote:
I'm bored. So I think I'll make my puppets dance some
more.
< snip >
Maria - make more nonsensical posts and use other
aliases to pester people with hate.
You can't help it, can you? You can't live without
us.
So Maria is our puppet?
Of course. She (he, it, whatever), just can't stand it
if we ignore her. She *must post here to get attention.
Without posts on Usenet, she's not sure she exists...
"I got no strings to hold me down" <tap dance ensues>
<backs slowly away>
Damn, dude! You just sprouted donkey ears!!!
<backs away much more quickly>
Look out for the giant whale behind you!!
Aaaiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeee!!!
<flags down taxi>
<snaps fingers> Ding dang it. Almost caught' em!
I'm the taxi driver.
<delivers Mark to Robin's waiting arms>
Don't forget the tip!
Woohoo! Excellent! <tosses Dr. Smartass a sawbuck> :)
<Doc Smartass, being distracted, doesn't notice me speed off with
his taxi>
KABOOOOOM!!!
Sorry. *puts self-destruct remote back in pocket*
<taps Doc Smartass on the shoulder>
You obviously forgot who's in charge of the EAC Cloning Division
this year.
*taps Mark on the shoulder & nods at Doc* I was last year's chair :)
<taps Mark on shoulder>
Which one of us is me again?
*points* That one.
--
Dr. Smartass -- BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
*sig broken; watch for finger*
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