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"Meteorite Debris" |
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13 Mar 2005 06:29:27 PM |
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Dave Allen recanted on his death bed |
EAP. London March 13 2005. Reports from grieving relatives have
confirmed the amazing recanting of his life long atheism of deceased
comedian Dave Allen. Allen, who grew up with the hell and brimstone
Catholicism of devote Ireland, made a career out of denigrating the
faith of his childhood and religion in general in comedy sketches and
stand up acts, though he was usually sitting down on a stool with a
whiskey and cigarette while doing so. He was the first to impersonate
the pope on prime time TV and pushed the limits of what was allowed
for his time. He was considered a trail blazer among alternative
comedians.
Now it appears that the faith he made a career out of sending up was
finally embraced by the ailing Allen in the last moments. Allen
requested that a priest be present to give the last rites. Family
members present arranged this and a priest took confession from Allen
in hospital behind a drawn curtain. Family and visitors were kind
enough to leave Allen's hospital room until summoned by the priest
again. Nurse Beckham working nearby could hear a whispered
exchange but she was reportedly respectful enough not to try to
listen too hard. "I'm not all that religious myself but you have to
show respect for those near the end of their lives and to their
families". After 20 minutes the priest entered the visitors waiting
room and announced to family and friends "may God have mercy on his
soul and may the Lord be with you in your hour of need, I bid you
farewell". Allen is reported to have been at peace with a glow on his
face. Gone was the acerbic edge that marked his usual manner and
informed much of his comedy. Allen passed away minutes latter aged 68.
He is survived by three children from his first marriage and by his
second wife.
--
epicurus1*at*optusnet*dot*com*dot*au
apatriot #1, atheist #1417,
Chief EAC prophet
Jason Gastrich is praying for me on 8 January 2009
http://members.optusnet.com.au/~pk1956/
Apatriotism Yahoo Group
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/apatriotism
Sunday: A day given over by Americans to wishing that they themselves
were dead and in Heaven, and that their neighbors were dead and in
Hell.
-Mencken
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| User: "Therion Ware" |
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| Title: Re: Dave Allen recanted on his death bed |
13 Mar 2005 05:55:33 PM |
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On Mon, 14 Mar 2005 09:59:27 +0930 in alt.atheism, Meteorite Debris
<abuse@optusnet,com.au> (Meteorite Debris <abuse@optusnet,com.au>)
said, directing the reply to alt.atheism
EAP. London March 13 2005. Reports from grieving relatives have
confirmed the amazing recanting of his life long atheism of deceased
comedian Dave Allen. Allen, who grew up with the hell and brimstone
Catholicism of devote Ireland, made a career out of denigrating the
faith of his childhood and religion in general in comedy sketches and
stand up acts, though he was usually sitting down on a stool with a
whiskey and cigarette while doing so. He was the first to impersonate
the pope on prime time TV and pushed the limits of what was allowed
for his time. He was considered a trail blazer among alternative
comedians.
Now it appears that the faith he made a career out of sending up was
finally embraced by the ailing Allen in the last moments. Allen
requested that a priest be present to give the last rites. Family
members present arranged this and a priest took confession from Allen
in hospital behind a drawn curtain. Family and visitors were kind
enough to leave Allen's hospital room until summoned by the priest
again. Nurse Beckham working nearby could hear a whispered
exchange but she was reportedly respectful enough not to try to
listen too hard. "I'm not all that religious myself but you have to
show respect for those near the end of their lives and to their
families". After 20 minutes the priest entered the visitors waiting
room and announced to family and friends "may God have mercy on his
soul and may the Lord be with you in your hour of need, I bid you
farewell". Allen is reported to have been at peace with a glow on his
face. Gone was the acerbic edge that marked his usual manner and
informed much of his comedy. Allen passed away minutes latter aged 68.
He is survived by three children from his first marriage and by his
second wife.
I wonder how long it'll be until that starts getting repeated as, erm,
gospel. Mind you, it'd have been better if he'd called for Ian Paisley
to attend his deathbed.
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| User: "Les Hellawell" |
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| Title: Re: Dave Allen recanted on his death bed |
14 Mar 2005 10:36:35 AM |
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On Sun, 13 Mar 2005 23:55:33 +0000, Therion Ware
<autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote:
On Mon, 14 Mar 2005 09:59:27 +0930 in alt.atheism, Meteorite Debris
<abuse@optusnet,com.au> (Meteorite Debris <abuse@optusnet,com.au>)
said, directing the reply to alt.atheism
EAP. London March 13 2005. Reports from grieving relatives have
confirmed the amazing recanting of his life long atheism of deceased
comedian Dave Allen. Allen, who grew up with the hell and brimstone
Catholicism of devote Ireland, made a career out of denigrating the
faith of his childhood and religion in general in comedy sketches and
stand up acts, though he was usually sitting down on a stool with a
whiskey and cigarette while doing so. He was the first to impersonate
the pope on prime time TV and pushed the limits of what was allowed
for his time. He was considered a trail blazer among alternative
comedians.
Now it appears that the faith he made a career out of sending up was
finally embraced by the ailing Allen in the last moments. Allen
requested that a priest be present to give the last rites. Family
members present arranged this and a priest took confession from Allen
in hospital behind a drawn curtain. Family and visitors were kind
enough to leave Allen's hospital room until summoned by the priest
again. Nurse Beckham working nearby could hear a whispered
exchange but she was reportedly respectful enough not to try to
listen too hard. "I'm not all that religious myself but you have to
show respect for those near the end of their lives and to their
families". After 20 minutes the priest entered the visitors waiting
room and announced to family and friends "may God have mercy on his
soul and may the Lord be with you in your hour of need, I bid you
farewell". Allen is reported to have been at peace with a glow on his
face. Gone was the acerbic edge that marked his usual manner and
informed much of his comedy. Allen passed away minutes latter aged 68.
He is survived by three children from his first marriage and by his
second wife.
I wonder how long it'll be until that starts getting repeated as, erm,
gospel. Mind you, it'd have been better if he'd called for Ian Paisley
to attend his deathbed.
Hmm I wonder if this was another Dave Allen joke :-)
--
Les Hellawell
greetings from
YORKSHIRE - The White Rose County
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| User: "The Curse Of The Clayton People" |
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13 Mar 2005 07:20:05 PM |
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"Meteorite Debris" <abuse@optusnet,com.au> wrote in message
news:MPG.1c9f70d5bfd7b9dc98a090@news.optusnet.com.au...
EAP. London March 13 2005. Reports from grieving relatives have
confirmed the amazing recanting of his life long atheism of deceased
comedian Dave Allen. Allen, who grew up with the hell and brimstone
Catholicism of devote Ireland.
I guess it just goes to show that the blood worms of religion burrow deep
into the brain. They may lay dormant for a while, but they are just laying
in wait to attack when their victim at their most vulnerable moment!
Theism...the opportunistic parasite that makes tapeworms look like teddy
bears!
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| User: "Michelle Malkin" |
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13 Mar 2005 07:42:55 PM |
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"The Curse Of The Clayton People" <cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonymails.com> wrote in
message news:4234e65d$0$5187$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au...
"Meteorite Debris" <abuse@optusnet,com.au> wrote in message
news:MPG.1c9f70d5bfd7b9dc98a090@news.optusnet.com.au...
EAP. London March 13 2005. Reports from grieving relatives have
confirmed the amazing recanting of his life long atheism of deceased
comedian Dave Allen. Allen, who grew up with the hell and brimstone
Catholicism of devote Ireland.
I guess it just goes to show that the blood worms of religion burrow deep
into the brain. They may lay dormant for a while, but they are just
laying
in wait to attack when their victim at their most vulnerable moment!
Theism...the opportunistic parasite that makes tapeworms look like teddy
bears!
Notice the EAP?
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| User: "The Curse Of The Clayton People" |
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14 Mar 2005 01:36:51 AM |
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"Michelle Malkin" <hypatiab7@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:_P6dnRfoaLOOcanfRVn-tA@comcast.com...
"The Curse Of The Clayton People" <cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonymails.com> wrote in
message news:4234e65d$0$5187$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au...
"Meteorite Debris" <abuse@optusnet,com.au> wrote in message
news:MPG.1c9f70d5bfd7b9dc98a090@news.optusnet.com.au...
EAP. London March 13 2005. Reports from grieving relatives have
confirmed the amazing recanting of his life long atheism of deceased
comedian Dave Allen. Allen, who grew up with the hell and brimstone
Catholicism of devote Ireland.
I guess it just goes to show that the blood worms of religion burrow
deep
into the brain. They may lay dormant for a while, but they are just
laying
in wait to attack when their victim at their most vulnerable moment!
Theism...the opportunistic parasite that makes tapeworms look like teddy
bears!
Notice the EAP?
Grrrrrrrrrrrrr....it's been ages since I got fooled!!
Ok...full points to MD! You got me!
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| User: "Brian E. Clark" |
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14 Mar 2005 06:10:23 PM |
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In article <MPG.1c9f70d5bfd7b9dc98a090@news.optusnet.com.au>,
Meteorite Debris said...
[snip]
Well done, MD, but if you want that true-as-life news report
feel, you need to run your copy past an editor first. :)
Giveaways include "life long" versus "lifelong," "stand up"
versus "stand-up" or "standup," and "devote Ireland."
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Brian E. Clark
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| User: "dgillesp" |
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13 Mar 2005 06:42:12 PM |
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Meteorite Debris wrote:
EAP. London March 13 2005. Reports from grieving relatives have
confirmed the amazing recanting of his life long atheism of deceased
comedian Dave Allen. Allen, who grew up with the hell and brimstone
Catholicism of devote Ireland, made a career out of denigrating the
faith of his childhood and religion in general in comedy sketches and
stand up acts, though he was usually sitting down on a stool with a
whiskey and cigarette while doing so. He was the first to impersonate
the pope on prime time TV and pushed the limits of what was allowed
for his time. He was considered a trail blazer among alternative
comedians.
Now it appears that the faith he made a career out of sending up was
finally embraced by the ailing Allen in the last moments. Allen
requested that a priest be present to give the last rites. Family
members present arranged this and a priest took confession from Allen
in hospital behind a drawn curtain. Family and visitors were kind
enough to leave Allen's hospital room until summoned by the priest
again. Nurse Beckham working nearby could hear a whispered
exchange but she was reportedly respectful enough not to try to
listen too hard. "I'm not all that religious myself but you have to
show respect for those near the end of their lives and to their
families". After 20 minutes the priest entered the visitors waiting
room and announced to family and friends "may God have mercy on his
soul and may the Lord be with you in your hour of need, I bid you
farewell". Allen is reported to have been at peace with a glow on his
face. Gone was the acerbic edge that marked his usual manner and
informed much of his comedy. Allen passed away minutes latter aged 68.
He is survived by three children from his first marriage and by his
second wife.
--
epicurus1*at*optusnet*dot*com*dot*au
apatriot #1, atheist #1417,
Chief EAC prophet
Jason Gastrich is praying for me on 8 January 2009
http://members.optusnet.com.au/~pk1956/
Apatriotism Yahoo Group
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/apatriotism
Sunday: A day given over by Americans to wishing that they themselves
were dead and in Heaven, and that their neighbors were dead and in
Hell. - Mencken
Dear Mr. Mencken,
I beg to disagree. Heaven is my home, but I'm not homesick. And we have
excellent neighbors, we don't bother them and they don't bother us.
Denny
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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13 Mar 2005 10:02:21 PM |
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On 13 Mar 2005, dgillesp dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
Sunday: A day given over by Americans to wishing that they themselves
were dead and in Heaven, and that their neighbors were dead and in
Hell. - Mencken
Dear Mr. Mencken,
I beg to disagree. Heaven is my home, but I'm not homesick. And we
have excellent neighbors, we don't bother them and they don't bother
us.
Denny
I think these were rhetorical neighbors. And I don't know about you,
but the last time I was in the market for a home, I looked at quite a
few before deciding where I wanted to spend the next part of my life.
Why are you so willing to call "heaven" your home if you not only don't
live there, but you've never seen it, nor do you know for a fact it even
exists?
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
Plonked by Jason Gastrich for all eternity...
______________
As you were, I was. As I am, you will be.
--- Hunter S. Thompson
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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13 Mar 2005 11:14:33 PM |
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Vic Sagerquist <address@withheld.com> wrote in
news:Xns9618CC1709A58vicman@216.196.97.136:
On 13 Mar 2005, dgillesp dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
Sunday: A day given over by Americans to wishing that they themselves
were dead and in Heaven, and that their neighbors were dead and in
Hell. - Mencken
Dear Mr. Mencken,
I beg to disagree. Heaven is my home, but I'm not homesick. And we
have excellent neighbors, we don't bother them and they don't bother
us.
Denny
I think these were rhetorical neighbors. And I don't know about you,
but the last time I was in the market for a home, I looked at quite a
few before deciding where I wanted to spend the next part of my life.
Why are you so willing to call "heaven" your home if you not only don't
live there, but you've never seen it, nor do you know for a fact it even
exists?
Realtors and recruiters gotta make a livin'!
--
Dr. Smartass -- BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
Never use a weapon you don't like the taste of.
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14 Mar 2005 03:09:40 AM |
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Meteorite Debris wrote:
EAP. London March 13 2005. Reports from grieving relatives have
confirmed the amazing recanting of his life long atheism of deceased
comedian Dave Allen. ....Family members present arranged this and
a priest took confession from Allen in hospital behind a drawn curtain.
How do these lies reconcile with
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/tv_and_radio/4340115.stm ?
"He died in his sleep on Thursday night at his west London home.
....
And writer Ian Davidson, who worked for 10 years with Allen, told the
BBC News website: "He had so much anger, especially against the
priesthood, and that was where he got his energy. He also had such a
keen sense of the absurd.""
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| User: "Secular Fundamentalist" |
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14 Mar 2005 04:14:40 AM |
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Martin wrote:
Meteorite Debris wrote:
EAP. London March 13 2005. Reports from grieving relatives have
confirmed the amazing recanting of his life long atheism of deceased
comedian Dave Allen. ....Family members present arranged this and
a priest took confession from Allen in hospital behind a drawn curtain.
How do these lies reconcile with
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/tv_and_radio/4340115.stm ?
"He died in his sleep on Thursday night at his west London home.
...
And writer Ian Davidson, who worked for 10 years with Allen, told the
BBC News website: "He had so much anger, especially against the
priesthood, and that was where he got his energy. He also had such a
keen sense of the absurd.""
A deceit is only a lie if its intent is to permanently deceive or
mislead. A deceit whose intent is to be discovered is merely a prank.
--
David Silverman F.L.A.H.N.
aa #2208
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| User: "Martin" |
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14 Mar 2005 07:15:50 AM |
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Secular Fundamentalist wrote:
Martin wrote:
Meteorite Debris wrote:
EAP. London March 13 2005. Reports from grieving relatives have
confirmed the amazing recanting of his life long atheism of deceased
comedian Dave Allen. ....Family members present arranged this and
a priest took confession from Allen in hospital behind a drawn curtain.
How do these lies reconcile with
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/tv_and_radio/4340115.stm ?
"He died in his sleep on Thursday night at his west London home.
...
And writer Ian Davidson, who worked for 10 years with Allen, told the
BBC News website: "He had so much anger, especially against the
priesthood, and that was where he got his energy. He also had such a
keen sense of the absurd.""
A deceit is only a lie if its intent is to permanently deceive or
mislead. A deceit whose intent is to be discovered is merely a prank.
yes, sorry, I read about what EAP was
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| User: "Secular Fundamentalist" |
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14 Mar 2005 02:37:39 AM |
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Meteorite Debris wrote:
EAP.<snip>
Now, lets see who believes this.
--
David Silverman F.L.A.H.N.
aa #2208
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| User: "Daniel Kolle" |
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13 Mar 2005 09:12:58 PM |
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On Mon, 14 Mar 2005 09:59:27 +0930, Meteorite Debris
<abuse@optusnet,com.au> thought hard and said:
EAP. London March 13 2005. Reports from grieving relatives have
confirmed the amazing recanting of his life long atheism of deceased
comedian Dave Allen. Allen, who grew up with the hell and brimstone
Catholicism of devote Ireland, made a career out of denigrating the
faith of his childhood and religion in general in comedy sketches and
stand up acts, though he was usually sitting down on a stool with a
whiskey and cigarette while doing so. He was the first to impersonate
the pope on prime time TV and pushed the limits of what was allowed
for his time. He was considered a trail blazer among alternative
comedians.
Now it appears that the faith he made a career out of sending up was
finally embraced by the ailing Allen in the last moments. Allen
requested that a priest be present to give the last rites. Family
members present arranged this and a priest took confession from Allen
in hospital behind a drawn curtain. Family and visitors were kind
enough to leave Allen's hospital room until summoned by the priest
again. Nurse Beckham working nearby could hear a whispered
exchange but she was reportedly respectful enough not to try to
listen too hard. "I'm not all that religious myself but you have to
show respect for those near the end of their lives and to their
families". After 20 minutes the priest entered the visitors waiting
room and announced to family and friends "may God have mercy on his
soul and may the Lord be with you in your hour of need, I bid you
farewell". Allen is reported to have been at peace with a glow on his
face. Gone was the acerbic edge that marked his usual manner and
informed much of his comedy. Allen passed away minutes latter aged 68.
He is survived by three children from his first marriage and by his
second wife.
Never fooled me for a second!
--
-Daniel "Mr. Brevity" Kolle; 17 A.A. #2035
Koji Kondo, Yo-Yo Ma, Gustav Mahler, Krzysztof Penderecki, and Geirr Tveitt are my Gods.
Head of EAC Denial Department and Madly Insane Scientist.
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| User: "Tukla Ratte" |
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14 Mar 2005 04:50:41 PM |
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Daniel Kolle wrote:
On Mon, 14 Mar 2005 09:59:27 +0930, Meteorite Debris
<abuse@optusnet,com.au> thought hard and said:
< snip >
Allen is reported to have been at peace with a glow on his
face. Gone was the acerbic edge that marked his usual manner and
informed much of his comedy. Allen passed away minutes latter aged 68.
He is survived by three children from his first marriage and by his
second wife.
Never fooled me for a second!
I doubted the story even before I noticed the EAP.
After all, we know how reliable deathbed-conversion claims are.
--
Tukla, Eater of Theists, Squeaker of Chew Toys
Official Mascot of Alt.Atheism, aa 1347
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| User: "Roy Culley" |
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13 Mar 2005 07:45:09 PM |
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begin <MPG.1c9f70d5bfd7b9dc98a090@news.optusnet.com.au>,
Meteorite Debris <abuse@optusnet,com.au> writes:
[snip]
All the reports I have read say he died in his sleep, cause unknown.
He wasn't suffering any serious illness at the time. Please provide a
link to the story you quoted.
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| User: "rj" |
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13 Mar 2005 11:48:09 PM |
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(Roy Culley) wrote in news:5u6fg2-g7j.ln1
@nw8000.swissptt.ch:
begin <MPG.1c9f70d5bfd7b9dc98a090@news.optusnet.com.au>,
Meteorite Debris <abuse@optusnet,com.au> writes:
[snip]
All the reports I have read say he died in his sleep, cause unknown.
He wasn't suffering any serious illness at the time. Please provide a
link to the story you quoted.
I couldn't find anything about recanting either.
What I did find was this quote on reuters:
""He had been ill over Christmas but then was OK. This has come as a
surprise," said Vivienne Clore."
and this one:
"By Nicola Methven Tv Editor
WITH typically ironic timing comic legend Dave Allen died suddenly - on the
eve of Red Nose Day.
The cynical, ex-chain-smoking, whisky-loving Irishman passed away in his
sleep at 68."
I think I smell another lying Xtian story. What? The Noah bit wasnt good
enough? Walking on water wasnt good enough either? They had to make up an
entire bit of fiction to support their religion?
rj
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| User: "John Baker" |
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14 Mar 2005 01:41:25 AM |
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On Mon, 14 Mar 2005 05:48:09 GMT, rj <rj@yahoo.com> wrote:
rgc@nodomain.none (Roy Culley) wrote in news:5u6fg2-g7j.ln1
@nw8000.swissptt.ch:
begin <MPG.1c9f70d5bfd7b9dc98a090@news.optusnet.com.au>,
Meteorite Debris <abuse@optusnet,com.au> writes:
[snip]
All the reports I have read say he died in his sleep, cause unknown.
He wasn't suffering any serious illness at the time. Please provide a
link to the story you quoted.
I couldn't find anything about recanting either.
What I did find was this quote on reuters:
""He had been ill over Christmas but then was OK. This has come as a
surprise," said Vivienne Clore."
and this one:
"By Nicola Methven Tv Editor
WITH typically ironic timing comic legend Dave Allen died suddenly - on the
eve of Red Nose Day.
The cynical, ex-chain-smoking, whisky-loving Irishman passed away in his
sleep at 68."
I think I smell another lying Xtian story. What? The Noah bit wasnt good
enough? Walking on water wasnt good enough either? They had to make up an
entire bit of fiction to support their religion?
Five Loki points are hereby awarded to MD. <G>
rj
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| User: "Meteorite Debris" |
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13 Mar 2005 09:39:26 PM |
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On Mon, 14 Mar 2005 02:45:09 +0100 the ET form known as Roy
Culley<rgc@nodomain.none> sent a radio signal across the vast expanse
of deep space -._.--._.--._.--._.--._.--._.
begin <MPG.1c9f70d5bfd7b9dc98a090@news.optusnet.com.au>,
Meteorite Debris <abuse@optusnet,com.au> writes:
[snip]
All the reports I have read say he died in his sleep, cause unknown.
He wasn't suffering any serious illness at the time. Please provide a
link to the story you quoted.
EAP. Everything that is reported by the Evil Atheist Press is 100%
reliable. A credibility rating of AAAA++++ ;-)
--
epicurus1*at*optusnet*dot*com*dot*au
apatriot #1, atheist #1417,
Chief EAC prophet
Jason Gastrich is praying for me on 8 January 2009
http://members.optusnet.com.au/~pk1956/
Apatriotism Yahoo Group
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/apatriotism
Sunday: A day given over by Americans to wishing that they themselves
were dead and in Heaven, and that their neighbors were dead and in
Hell.
-Mencken
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| User: "Therion Ware" |
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14 Mar 2005 12:58:04 AM |
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On Mon, 14 Mar 2005 13:09:26 +0930 in alt.atheism, Meteorite Debris
<abuse@optusnet,com.au> (Meteorite Debris <abuse@optusnet,com.au>)
said, directing the reply to alt.atheism
On Mon, 14 Mar 2005 02:45:09 +0100 the ET form known as Roy
Culley<rgc@nodomain.none> sent a radio signal across the vast expanse
of deep space -._.--._.--._.--._.--._.--._.
begin <MPG.1c9f70d5bfd7b9dc98a090@news.optusnet.com.au>,
Meteorite Debris <abuse@optusnet,com.au> writes:
[snip]
All the reports I have read say he died in his sleep, cause unknown.
He wasn't suffering any serious illness at the time. Please provide a
link to the story you quoted.
EAP. Everything that is reported by the Evil Atheist Press is 100%
reliable. A credibility rating of AAAA++++ ;-)
This is true. After all the EAP said so.
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| Title: Re: Dave Allen recanted on his death bed |
14 Mar 2005 10:49:25 AM |
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Meteorite Debris wrote:
On Mon, 14 Mar 2005 02:45:09 +0100 the ET form known as Roy
Culley<rgc@nodomain.none> sent a radio signal across the vast expanse
of deep space -._.--._.--._.--._.--._.--._.
begin <MPG.1c9f70d5bfd7b9dc98a090@news.optusnet.com.au>,
Meteorite Debris <abuse@optusnet,com.au> writes:
[snip]
All the reports I have read say he died in his sleep, cause
unknown.
He wasn't suffering any serious illness at the time. Please provide
a
link to the story you quoted.
EAP. Everything that is reported by the Evil Atheist Press is 100%
reliable. A credibility rating of AAAA++++ ;-)
[...]
I thought "doubleplus good" was the best rating they gave?
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epicurus1*at*optusnet*dot*com*dot*au
apatriot #1, atheist #1417,
Chief EAC prophet
Jason Gastrich is praying for me on 8 January 2009
http://members.optusnet.com.au/~pk1956/
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http://groups.yahoo.com/group/apatriotism
Sunday: A day given over by Americans to wishing that they themselves
were dead and in Heaven, and that their neighbors were dead and in
Hell.
-Mencken
Kermit
If you can't trust the EAP, whom can you trust?
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| User: "Daniel Kolle" |
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| Title: Re: Dave Allen recanted on his death bed |
13 Mar 2005 09:13:39 PM |
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On Mon, 14 Mar 2005 13:09:26 +0930, Meteorite Debris
<abuse@optusnet,com.au> thought hard and said:
On Mon, 14 Mar 2005 02:45:09 +0100 the ET form known as Roy
Culley<rgc@nodomain.none> sent a radio signal across the vast expanse
of deep space -._.--._.--._.--._.--._.--._.
begin <MPG.1c9f70d5bfd7b9dc98a090@news.optusnet.com.au>,
Meteorite Debris <abuse@optusnet,com.au> writes:
[snip]
All the reports I have read say he died in his sleep, cause unknown.
He wasn't suffering any serious illness at the time. Please provide a
link to the story you quoted.
EAP. Everything that is reported by the Evil Atheist Press is 100%
reliable. A credibility rating of AAAA++++ ;-)
Not even CBS News can match it!
--
-Daniel "Mr. Brevity" Kolle; 17 A.A. #2035
Koji Kondo, Yo-Yo Ma, Gustav Mahler, Krzysztof Penderecki, and Geirr Tveitt are my Gods.
Head of EAC Denial Department and Madly Insane Scientist.
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| User: "MarkA" |
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| Title: Re: Dave Allen recanted on his death bed |
14 Mar 2005 06:43:56 AM |
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On Mon, 14 Mar 2005 02:45:09 +0100, Roy Culley wrote:
begin <MPG.1c9f70d5bfd7b9dc98a090@news.optusnet.com.au>,
Meteorite Debris <abuse@optusnet,com.au> writes:
[snip]
All the reports I have read say he died in his sleep, cause unknown. He
wasn't suffering any serious illness at the time. Please provide a link to
the story you quoted.
I'm fairly sure that "EAP" stands for "Evil Atheist Press"....and you KNOW
why lying sacks of ***** those atheists are!
--
MarkA
(still caught in the maze of twisty little passages, all different)
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| User: "DanielSan" |
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| Title: Re: Dave Allen recanted on his death bed |
14 Mar 2005 06:50:09 AM |
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MarkA wrote:
On Mon, 14 Mar 2005 02:45:09 +0100, Roy Culley wrote:
begin <MPG.1c9f70d5bfd7b9dc98a090@news.optusnet.com.au>,
Meteorite Debris <abuse@optusnet,com.au> writes:
[snip]
All the reports I have read say he died in his sleep, cause unknown. He
wasn't suffering any serious illness at the time. Please provide a link to
the story you quoted.
I'm fairly sure that "EAP" stands for "Evil Atheist Press"....and you KNOW
why lying sacks of ***** those atheists are!
You _DO_ know what the EAP is, right?
The EAP is definitely the "Evil Atheist Press" a satire and parody site
broadcasting "stories" with an apparent Christian edge.
Like the Onion, EAP contains a bunch of humorous stories that have no
bearing in reality.
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