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"\Clayton Driving His Temple Into The Money Changers" |
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02 Dec 2003 07:21:32 PM |
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David Beckham Quote |
"We want to get Brooklyn christened...but we're not sure into which
religion."
Now there's a intellectual you want as a role model for your kids.
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| User: "Geoff Offermann" |
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| Title: Re: David Beckham Quote - more Beckham beauties! |
02 Dec 2003 09:27:00 PM |
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""Clayton Driving His Temple Into The Money Changers""
<cjfat@SPAMBLOCKoptusnet.com.au> wrote in message
news:3fcd3a85$0$20395$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au...
"We want to get Brooklyn christened...but we're not sure into which
religion."
Now there's a intellectual you want as a role model for your kids.
"Pele was a complete player. I didn't see him live obviously, because I
wasn't born"
"My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about 7"
"I remember so clearly us going into hospital so Victoria could have
Brooklyn. I was eating a Lion bar at the time"
"Alex Ferguson is the best manager I've ever had at this level. Well, he's
the only manager I've actually had at this level. But he's the best manager
I've ever had"
"I always used to go for blondes and quiet girls, but Victoria is the total
opposite - dark and loud."
"Well, I can play in the centre, on the right and occasionally on the left
side" -when asked if he thought that he was a volatile player.
Good looks, money, athletic prowess...three out of four is not so bad.
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| User: "Therion Ware" |
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| Title: Re: David Beckham Quote - more Beckham beauties! |
03 Dec 2003 01:35:14 AM |
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On Wed, 03 Dec 2003 03:27:00 GMT in alt.atheism, Geoff Offermann
("Geoff Offermann" <gebobs@yahoo.nospam.com>) said, directing the
reply to alt.atheism
""Clayton Driving His Temple Into The Money Changers""
<cjfat@SPAMBLOCKoptusnet.com.au> wrote in message
news:3fcd3a85$0$20395$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au...
"We want to get Brooklyn christened...but we're not sure into which
religion."
Now there's a intellectual you want as a role model for your kids.
"Pele was a complete player. I didn't see him live obviously, because I
wasn't born"
"My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about 7"
"I remember so clearly us going into hospital so Victoria could have
Brooklyn. I was eating a Lion bar at the time"
"Alex Ferguson is the best manager I've ever had at this level. Well, he's
the only manager I've actually had at this level. But he's the best manager
I've ever had"
"I always used to go for blondes and quiet girls, but Victoria is the total
opposite - dark and loud."
"Well, I can play in the centre, on the right and occasionally on the left
side" -when asked if he thought that he was a volatile player.
Good looks, money, athletic prowess...three out of four is not so bad.
The Plain English "Foot in Mouth" Awards:
http://www.plainenglish.co.uk/footinmouth.html
The Foot in Mouth award .
This award, which we first gave in 1993, is for a truly baffling
comment.
The 2003 winner is United States Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld
for comments in a press briefing.
'Reports that say that something hasn't happened are always
interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns; there
are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns;
that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there
are also unknown unknowns — the ones we don't know we don't know.'
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Previous winners:
2002: Actor Richard Gere who said: 'I know who I am. No one else knows
who I am. If I was a giraffe and somebody said I was a snake, I'd
think 'No, actually I am a giraffe.''
2001: Artist Tracey Emin, who explained 'When it comes to words I have
a uniqueness that I find almost impossible in terms of art - and it's
my words that actually make my art quite unique.'
2000: Hollywood star Alicia Silverstone for her comments quoted in the
Sunday Telegraph.
'I think that [the film] 'Clueless' was very deep. I think it was deep
in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from
a very deep place if it's true lightness.'
1999: Former England manager Glenn Hoddle. When asked by Trevor
McDonald to explain his controversial comments on people with
disabilities, he said:
'I do not believe that. At this moment in time, if that changes in
years to come I don't know, but what happens here today and changes as
we go along that is part of life's learning and part of your inner
beliefs. But at this moment in time I did not say them things and at
the end of the day I want to put that on record because it has hurt
people.'
1998: Cardiff MP Rhodri Morgan. In an interview with BBC Newsnight's
Jeremy Paxman he was asked if he would like to be the labour leader of
the new Welsh Assembly. Rhodri replied 'Does a one-legged duck swim in
circles?'. After a long puzzled pause Jeremy asked Rhodri if that was
Welsh for yes!
1997: Nick Underwood of Teletubbies Marketing explained that 'in life,
there are all colours and the Teletubbies are a reflection of that.
There are no nationalities in the Teletubbies - they are
techno-babies, but they are supposed to reflect life in that sense.'
1996: No winner.
1995: No winner.
1994: Dr Gordon Brown MP for his 'New Economics' speech. He covered
'ideas which stress the growing importance of international
co-operation and new theories of economic sovereignty across a wide
range of areas, macro-economics, trade, the environment, the growth of
post neo-classical endogenous growth theory and the symbiotic
relationships between government and investment in people and
infrastructures - a new understanding of how labour markets really
work and constructive debate over the meaning and implications of
competitiveness at the level of individuals, the firm or the nation
and the role of government in fashioning modern industrial policies
which focus on nurturing competitiveness.'
1993: Former England cricket boss, Ted Dexter.
Ted desperately tried to explain away another England defeat at the
hands of the Australians by saying 'Maybe we are in the wrong sign.
Maybe Venus is in the wrong juxtaposition with something else. I don't
know.'
(Although we did not yet have a Foot in Mouth award at the 1991
ceremony, we made a special mention of a quote by United States Vice
President Dan Quayle.
'We offer the party as a big tent. How we do that (recognise the big
tent philosophy) with the platform, the preamble to the platform or
whatnot, that remains to be seen. But that message will have to be
articulated with great clarity
--
"Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You."
- Attrib: Pauline Reage.
Inexpensive VHS & other video to CD/DVD conversion?
See: <http://www.Video2CD.com>. 35.00 gets your video on DVD.
all posts to this email address are automatically deleted without being read.
** atheist poster child #1 ** #442.
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| User: "lizzard woman" |
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| Title: Re: David Beckham Quote - more Beckham beauties! |
02 Dec 2003 09:56:57 PM |
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"Geoff Offermann" <gebobs@yahoo.nospam.com> wrote in message
news:8Kczb.285998$275.1006217@attbi_s53...
""Clayton Driving His Temple Into The Money Changers""
Good looks...
??? You've asserted it now prove it ; )
I thought you were talking about Costner...
--
sharon, aa #2153
"(of creationism) ... Only apocryphal tales told by goat herders around the
campfire after it became too dark to continue to molest their charges." --
TvG (Rec.Equestrian, 2003)
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| User: "Robert Matthews" |
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| Title: Re: David Beckham Quote - more Beckham beauties! |
03 Dec 2003 04:46:25 AM |
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In article <8Kczb.285998$275.1006217@attbi_s53>,
"Geoff Offermann" <gebobs@yahoo.nospam.com> wrote:
""Clayton Driving His Temple Into The Money Changers""
<cjfat@SPAMBLOCKoptusnet.com.au> wrote in message
news:3fcd3a85$0$20395$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au...
"We want to get Brooklyn christened...but we're not sure into which
religion."
Now there's a intellectual you want as a role model for your kids.
"Pele was a complete player. I didn't see him live obviously, because I
wasn't born"
"My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about 7"
"I remember so clearly us going into hospital so Victoria could have
Brooklyn. I was eating a Lion bar at the time"
"Alex Ferguson is the best manager I've ever had at this level. Well, he's
the only manager I've actually had at this level. But he's the best manager
I've ever had"
"I always used to go for blondes and quiet girls, but Victoria is the total
opposite - dark and loud."
"Well, I can play in the centre, on the right and occasionally on the left
side" -when asked if he thought that he was a volatile player.
Good looks, money, athletic prowess...three out of four is not so bad.
Beckham may be worshiped in England but they sure don't consider
him to be a mental giant. Don't know if you've ever heard of a British
humour magazine called Viz, but they have in most issues these days a
cartoon called "Driving Mister David", in which Beckham is depicted as a
ninny whose brain consists of a control centre staffed entirely by mice.
Addle-pated mice. (His wife Victoria's control centre is run by budgies.
Are budgies stupider than mice?)
Robert Matthews
a.a. #1801
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| User: "Gregory Gadow" |
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| Title: Re: David Beckham Quote - more Beckham beauties! |
03 Dec 2003 08:24:49 AM |
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Robert Matthews wrote:
In article <8Kczb.285998$275.1006217@attbi_s53>,
"Geoff Offermann" <gebobs@yahoo.nospam.com> wrote:
""Clayton Driving His Temple Into The Money Changers""
<cjfat@SPAMBLOCKoptusnet.com.au> wrote in message
news:3fcd3a85$0$20395$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au...
"We want to get Brooklyn christened...but we're not sure into which
religion."
Now there's a intellectual you want as a role model for your kids.
"Pele was a complete player. I didn't see him live obviously, because I
wasn't born"
"My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about 7"
"I remember so clearly us going into hospital so Victoria could have
Brooklyn. I was eating a Lion bar at the time"
"Alex Ferguson is the best manager I've ever had at this level. Well, he's
the only manager I've actually had at this level. But he's the best manager
I've ever had"
"I always used to go for blondes and quiet girls, but Victoria is the total
opposite - dark and loud."
"Well, I can play in the centre, on the right and occasionally on the left
side" -when asked if he thought that he was a volatile player.
Good looks, money, athletic prowess...three out of four is not so bad.
Beckham may be worshiped in England but they sure don't consider
him to be a mental giant. Don't know if you've ever heard of a British
humour magazine called Viz, but they have in most issues these days a
cartoon called "Driving Mister David", in which Beckham is depicted as a
ninny whose brain consists of a control centre staffed entirely by mice.
Addle-pated mice. (His wife Victoria's control centre is run by budgies.
Are budgies stupider than mice?)
In the US, budgies are known as parakeets. I own two. I wouldn't call them
stupid, but they are highly suspicious of new things and will chatter and chatter
and chatter and chatter and chatter and chatter all the live long day.
--
Gregory Gadow
techbear@serv.net
http://www.serv.net/~techbear
"If you make yourself a sheep, the wolves will eat you."
-- Benjamin Franklin
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| User: "\Clayton Driving His Temple Into The Money Changers" |
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| Title: Re: David Beckham Quote - more Beckham beauties! |
04 Dec 2003 07:24:07 PM |
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"Gregory Gadow" <techbear@serv.net> wrote in message
news:3FCDF231.D3537224@serv.net...
Robert Matthews wrote:
In article <8Kczb.285998$275.1006217@attbi_s53>,
"Geoff Offermann" <gebobs@yahoo.nospam.com> wrote:
""Clayton Driving His Temple Into The Money Changers""
<cjfat@SPAMBLOCKoptusnet.com.au> wrote in message
news:3fcd3a85$0$20395$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au...
"We want to get Brooklyn christened...but we're not sure into which
religion."
Now there's a intellectual you want as a role model for your kids.
"Pele was a complete player. I didn't see him live obviously, because
I
wasn't born"
"My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about 7"
"I remember so clearly us going into hospital so Victoria could have
Brooklyn. I was eating a Lion bar at the time"
"Alex Ferguson is the best manager I've ever had at this level. Well,
he's
the only manager I've actually had at this level. But he's the best
manager
I've ever had"
"I always used to go for blondes and quiet girls, but Victoria is the
total
opposite - dark and loud."
"Well, I can play in the centre, on the right and occasionally on the
left
side" -when asked if he thought that he was a volatile player.
Good looks, money, athletic prowess...three out of four is not so bad.
Beckham may be worshiped in England but they sure don't consider
him to be a mental giant. Don't know if you've ever heard of a British
humour magazine called Viz, but they have in most issues these days a
cartoon called "Driving Mister David", in which Beckham is depicted as a
ninny whose brain consists of a control centre staffed entirely by mice.
Addle-pated mice. (His wife Victoria's control centre is run by budgies.
Are budgies stupider than mice?)
In the US, budgies are known as parakeets. I own two. I wouldn't call them
stupid, but they are highly suspicious of new things and will chatter and
chatter
and chatter and chatter and chatter and chatter all the live long day.
Be thankful you only have two. Here in the native land of the budgie, you
sometimes get flocks of hundreds of them, landing in a tree and squawking
their brains out for a couple of hours. In the town where I used to live
they would rest in a tree next to the McDonalds...you had to shout your
order for them to hear. Some trivia...the word "budgerigar" is aboriginal
for "good cockatoo".
--
Gregory Gadow
techbear@serv.net
http://www.serv.net/~techbear
"If you make yourself a sheep, the wolves will eat you."
-- Benjamin Franklin
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| User: "JPG" |
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| Title: Re: David Beckham Quote - more Beckham beauties! |
03 Dec 2003 08:14:48 AM |
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On Wed, 03 Dec 2003 03:27:00 GMT, "Geoff Offermann"
<gebobs@yahoo.nospam.com> wrote:
""Clayton Driving His Temple Into The Money Changers""
<cjfat@SPAMBLOCKoptusnet.com.au> wrote in message
news:3fcd3a85$0$20395$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au...
"We want to get Brooklyn christened...but we're not sure into which
religion."
Now there's a intellectual you want as a role model for your kids.
"Pele was a complete player. I didn't see him live obviously, because I
wasn't born"
"My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about 7"
"I remember so clearly us going into hospital so Victoria could have
Brooklyn. I was eating a Lion bar at the time"
"Alex Ferguson is the best manager I've ever had at this level. Well, he's
the only manager I've actually had at this level. But he's the best manager
I've ever had"
"I always used to go for blondes and quiet girls, but Victoria is the total
opposite - dark and loud."
"Well, I can play in the centre, on the right and occasionally on the left
side" -when asked if he thought that he was a volatile player.
Good looks, money, athletic prowess...three out of four is not so bad.
Victoria gave David a jigsaw for his birthday. David was delighted
when he finished his 7 piece jigsaw in 2 weeks - it said 1 to 2 years
on the box.
JPG
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| User: "Patrick Brown" |
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| Title: Re: David Beckham Quote - more Beckham beauties! |
03 Dec 2003 01:38:58 PM |
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JPG wrote:
On Wed, 03 Dec 2003 03:27:00 GMT, "Geoff Offermann"
<gebobs@yahoo.nospam.com> wrote:
""Clayton Driving His Temple Into The Money Changers""
<cjfat@SPAMBLOCKoptusnet.com.au> wrote in message
news:3fcd3a85$0$20395$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au...
"We want to get Brooklyn christened...but we're not sure into which
religion."
Now there's a intellectual you want as a role model for your kids.
"Pele was a complete player. I didn't see him live obviously, because I
wasn't born"
"My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about 7"
"I remember so clearly us going into hospital so Victoria could have
Brooklyn. I was eating a Lion bar at the time"
"Alex Ferguson is the best manager I've ever had at this level. Well, he's
the only manager I've actually had at this level. But he's the best manager
I've ever had"
"I always used to go for blondes and quiet girls, but Victoria is the total
opposite - dark and loud."
"Well, I can play in the centre, on the right and occasionally on the left
side" -when asked if he thought that he was a volatile player.
Good looks, money, athletic prowess...three out of four is not so bad.
Victoria gave David a jigsaw for his birthday. David was delighted
when he finished his 7 piece jigsaw in 2 weeks - it said 1 to 2 years
on the box.
JPG
David turns up for training after Christmas and is excitedly showing off
one of the presents he got. "It's a thermos flask," he says. "It's
amazing - it keeps hot things hot and cold things gold!" "So have you
you got in it today?" says Zinedine Zidane. David replies "two cups of
coffee and a choc-ice!"
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| User: "Michael Nash" |
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| Title: Re: David Beckham Quote |
02 Dec 2003 08:05:28 PM |
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"\"Clayton Driving His Temple Into The Money Changers\""
<cjfat@SPAMBLOCKoptusnet.com.au> wrote in news:3fcd3a85$0$20395$afc38c87
@news.optusnet.com.au:
"We want to get Brooklyn christened...but we're not sure into which
religion."
Now there's a intellectual you want as a role model for your kids.
Brooklyn? Damn, that poor child is going to have problems...
--
Michael Nash - aa # 1651
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"To announce that there must be no criticism of the president, or that we
are to stand by the president right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and
servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public." -- Teddy
Roosevelt (Kansas City Star, 7 May 1918)
"The Three Branches of Government: Money, Television, and *****." -- P.
J. O'Rourke
"Conservatives want a federal government so small it fits in your
bedroom." -- Brian Westley
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| User: "raven1" |
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| Title: Re: David Beckham Quote |
02 Dec 2003 10:35:58 PM |
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On Wed, 3 Dec 2003 11:21:32 +1000, "\"Clayton Driving His Temple Into
The Money Changers\"" <cjfat@SPAMBLOCKoptusnet.com.au> wrote:
"We want to get Brooklyn christened...
Over my dead body! I work in Brooklyn.
but we're not sure into which
religion."
Now there's a intellectual you want as a role model for your kids.
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ROT-13 on Email to reply.
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| User: "Chris Schumacher" |
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| Title: Re: David Beckham Quote |
02 Dec 2003 07:27:40 PM |
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On Wed, 3 Dec 2003 11:21:32 +1000, "\"Clayton Driving His Temple Into
The Money Changers\"" <cjfat@SPAMBLOCKoptusnet.com.au> wrote:
"We want to get Brooklyn christened...but we're not sure into which
religion."
Now there's a intellectual you want as a role model for your kids.
From what I've heard, he spends all day bending spoons... or was it
macaroni?
-==Kensu==-
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