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30 Sep 2007 09:54:09 PM |
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"Dead" man wakes up under autopsy knife [YIKES!} |
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/autopsy_dc;_ylt=AmooHA9JU6xVfSe726KniEjtiBIF
"Dead" man wakes up under autopsy knife
Mon Sep 17, 8:53 AM ET
CARACAS (Reuters) - A Venezuelan man who had been declared dead woke
up in the morgue in excruciating pain after medical examiners began
their autopsy.
Carlos Camejo, 33, was declared dead after a highway accident and
taken to the morgue, where examiners began an autopsy only to realize
something was amiss when he started bleeding. They quickly sought to
stitch up the incision on his face.
"I woke up because the pain was unbearable," Camejo said, according to
a report on Friday in leading local newspaper El Universal.
His grieving wife turned up at the morgue to identify her husband's
body only to find him moved into a corridor -- and alive.
Reuters could not immediately reach hospital officials to confirm the
events. But Camejo showed the newspaper his facial scar and a document
ordering the autopsy.
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| User: "Ron Baker, Pluralitas!" |
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| Title: Re: "Dead" man wakes up under autopsy knife [YIKES!} |
01 Oct 2007 01:33:53 AM |
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"Michael Gray" <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote in message
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On Sun, 30 Sep 2007 19:54:09 -0700, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/autopsy_dc;_ylt=AmooHA9JU6xVfSe726KniEjtiBIF
"Dead" man wakes up under autopsy knife
Mon Sep 17, 8:53 AM ET
CARACAS (Reuters) - A Venezuelan man who had been declared dead woke
up in the morgue in excruciating pain after medical examiners began
their autopsy.
Carlos Camejo, 33, was declared dead after a highway accident and
taken to the morgue, where examiners began an autopsy only to realize
something was amiss when he started bleeding. They quickly sought to
stitch up the incision on his face.
"I woke up because the pain was unbearable," Camejo said, according to
a report on Friday in leading local newspaper El Universal.
His grieving wife turned up at the morgue to identify her husband's
body only to find him moved into a corridor -- and alive.
Reuters could not immediately reach hospital officials to confirm the
events. But Camejo showed the newspaper his facial scar and a document
ordering the autopsy.
You think that they would have a qualified priest on hand to
infallibly detect if there were still a 'soul' in the body, wouldn't
you?
Yeah! Really! The church really dropped the ball
on this one.
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: "Dead" man wakes up under autopsy knife [YIKES!} |
01 Oct 2007 01:40:40 AM |
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On Sun, 30 Sep 2007 23:33:53 -0700, "Ron Baker, Pluralitas!"
<this@aint.me> wrote:
"Michael Gray" <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote in message
news:n3p0g3dt5soq99p8l3lerlqk6r9cnrp6da@4ax.com...
On Sun, 30 Sep 2007 19:54:09 -0700, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/autopsy_dc;_ylt=AmooHA9JU6xVfSe726KniEjtiBIF
"Dead" man wakes up under autopsy knife
Mon Sep 17, 8:53 AM ET
CARACAS (Reuters) - A Venezuelan man who had been declared dead woke
up in the morgue in excruciating pain after medical examiners began
their autopsy.
Carlos Camejo, 33, was declared dead after a highway accident and
taken to the morgue, where examiners began an autopsy only to realize
something was amiss when he started bleeding. They quickly sought to
stitch up the incision on his face.
"I woke up because the pain was unbearable," Camejo said, according to
a report on Friday in leading local newspaper El Universal.
His grieving wife turned up at the morgue to identify her husband's
body only to find him moved into a corridor -- and alive.
Reuters could not immediately reach hospital officials to confirm the
events. But Camejo showed the newspaper his facial scar and a document
ordering the autopsy.
You think that they would have a qualified priest on hand to
infallibly detect if there were still a 'soul' in the body, wouldn't
you?
Yeah! Really! The church really dropped the ball
on this one.
I don't think the pathologist made the cut that low down.
But nonetheless, it does raise the question of why the Catlick Church,
with all their gazillions of Euros in research funds, have not come up
with a more reliable Soul-o-meter than Barry White, or the Ouija
board.
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| User: "Smiler" |
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| Title: Re: "Dead" man wakes up under autopsy knife [YIKES!} |
02 Oct 2007 08:06:21 PM |
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"Michael Gray" <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote in message
news:ef51g3tt4ccbmtntg0mgvnlo0kjs8r4cgt@4ax.com...
On Sun, 30 Sep 2007 23:33:53 -0700, "Ron Baker, Pluralitas!"
<this@aint.me> wrote:
"Michael Gray" <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote in message
news:n3p0g3dt5soq99p8l3lerlqk6r9cnrp6da@4ax.com...
On Sun, 30 Sep 2007 19:54:09 -0700, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/autopsy_dc;_ylt=AmooHA9JU6xVfSe726KniEjtiBIF
"Dead" man wakes up under autopsy knife
Mon Sep 17, 8:53 AM ET
CARACAS (Reuters) - A Venezuelan man who had been declared dead woke
up in the morgue in excruciating pain after medical examiners began
their autopsy.
Carlos Camejo, 33, was declared dead after a highway accident and
taken to the morgue, where examiners began an autopsy only to realize
something was amiss when he started bleeding. They quickly sought to
stitch up the incision on his face.
"I woke up because the pain was unbearable," Camejo said, according to
a report on Friday in leading local newspaper El Universal.
His grieving wife turned up at the morgue to identify her husband's
body only to find him moved into a corridor -- and alive.
Reuters could not immediately reach hospital officials to confirm the
events. But Camejo showed the newspaper his facial scar and a document
ordering the autopsy.
You think that they would have a qualified priest on hand to
infallibly detect if there were still a 'soul' in the body, wouldn't
you?
Yeah! Really! The church really dropped the ball
on this one.
I don't think the pathologist made the cut that low down.
But nonetheless, it does raise the question of why the Catlick Church,
with all their gazillions of Euros in research funds, have not come up
with a more reliable Soul-o-meter than Barry White, or the Ouija
board.
I've a huge collection of busted Irony meters they can have.
Maybe they could cannibalise some of the parts to build a Soulometer.
I know souls are a lot more difficult to detect than irony, but the
researchers in the Vatican should be able to work out how to do it.
After all, they're the experts when it comes to souls, especially altar
boys' ars'oles.
Smiler,
The godless one
a.a.# 2279
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: "Dead" man wakes up under autopsy knife [YIKES!} |
03 Oct 2007 02:07:54 AM |
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On Wed, 03 Oct 2007 01:06:21 GMT, "Smiler" <Smiler@Joe.King.com>
wrote:
"Michael Gray" <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote in message
news:ef51g3tt4ccbmtntg0mgvnlo0kjs8r4cgt@4ax.com...
On Sun, 30 Sep 2007 23:33:53 -0700, "Ron Baker, Pluralitas!"
<this@aint.me> wrote:
"Michael Gray" <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote in message
news:n3p0g3dt5soq99p8l3lerlqk6r9cnrp6da@4ax.com...
On Sun, 30 Sep 2007 19:54:09 -0700, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/autopsy_dc;_ylt=AmooHA9JU6xVfSe726KniEjtiBIF
"Dead" man wakes up under autopsy knife
Mon Sep 17, 8:53 AM ET
CARACAS (Reuters) - A Venezuelan man who had been declared dead woke
up in the morgue in excruciating pain after medical examiners began
their autopsy.
Carlos Camejo, 33, was declared dead after a highway accident and
taken to the morgue, where examiners began an autopsy only to realize
something was amiss when he started bleeding. They quickly sought to
stitch up the incision on his face.
"I woke up because the pain was unbearable," Camejo said, according to
a report on Friday in leading local newspaper El Universal.
His grieving wife turned up at the morgue to identify her husband's
body only to find him moved into a corridor -- and alive.
Reuters could not immediately reach hospital officials to confirm the
events. But Camejo showed the newspaper his facial scar and a document
ordering the autopsy.
You think that they would have a qualified priest on hand to
infallibly detect if there were still a 'soul' in the body, wouldn't
you?
Yeah! Really! The church really dropped the ball
on this one.
I don't think the pathologist made the cut that low down.
But nonetheless, it does raise the question of why the Catlick Church,
with all their gazillions of Euros in research funds, have not come up
with a more reliable Soul-o-meter than Barry White, or the Ouija
board.
I've a huge collection of busted Irony meters they can have.
Maybe they could cannibalise some of the parts to build a Soulometer.
I know souls are a lot more difficult to detect than irony, but the
researchers in the Vatican should be able to work out how to do it.
After all, they're the experts when it comes to souls, especially altar
boys' ars'oles.
Ah! "Sole"...
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: "Dead" man wakes up under autopsy knife [YIKES!} |
25 Oct 2007 04:43:00 PM |
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On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 12:38:24 +0930, Michael Gray
<mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Sun, 30 Sep 2007 19:54:09 -0700, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/autopsy_dc;_ylt=AmooHA9JU6xVfSe726KniEjtiBIF
"Dead" man wakes up under autopsy knife
Mon Sep 17, 8:53 AM ET
CARACAS (Reuters) - A Venezuelan man who had been declared dead woke
up in the morgue in excruciating pain after medical examiners began
their autopsy.
Carlos Camejo, 33, was declared dead after a highway accident and
taken to the morgue, where examiners began an autopsy only to realize
something was amiss when he started bleeding. They quickly sought to
stitch up the incision on his face.
"I woke up because the pain was unbearable," Camejo said, according to
a report on Friday in leading local newspaper El Universal.
His grieving wife turned up at the morgue to identify her husband's
body only to find him moved into a corridor -- and alive.
Reuters could not immediately reach hospital officials to confirm the
events. But Camejo showed the newspaper his facial scar and a document
ordering the autopsy.
You think that they would have a qualified priest on hand to
infallibly detect if there were still a 'soul' in the body, wouldn't
you?
None qualified.
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: "Dead" man wakes up under autopsy knife [YIKES!} |
25 Oct 2007 07:11:18 PM |
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On Thu, 25 Oct 2007 14:43:00 -0700, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 12:38:24 +0930, Michael Gray
<mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Sun, 30 Sep 2007 19:54:09 -0700, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/autopsy_dc;_ylt=AmooHA9JU6xVfSe726KniEjtiBIF
"Dead" man wakes up under autopsy knife
Mon Sep 17, 8:53 AM ET
CARACAS (Reuters) - A Venezuelan man who had been declared dead woke
up in the morgue in excruciating pain after medical examiners began
their autopsy.
Carlos Camejo, 33, was declared dead after a highway accident and
taken to the morgue, where examiners began an autopsy only to realize
something was amiss when he started bleeding. They quickly sought to
stitch up the incision on his face.
"I woke up because the pain was unbearable," Camejo said, according to
a report on Friday in leading local newspaper El Universal.
His grieving wife turned up at the morgue to identify her husband's
body only to find him moved into a corridor -- and alive.
Reuters could not immediately reach hospital officials to confirm the
events. But Camejo showed the newspaper his facial scar and a document
ordering the autopsy.
You think that they would have a qualified priest on hand to
infallibly detect if there were still a 'soul' in the body, wouldn't
you?
None qualified.
Moses came fourth, but was disqualified.
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: "Dead" man wakes up under autopsy knife [YIKES!} |
01 Nov 2007 07:18:43 PM |
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On Fri, 26 Oct 2007 09:41:18 +0930, Michael Gray
<mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Thu, 25 Oct 2007 14:43:00 -0700, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 12:38:24 +0930, Michael Gray
<mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Sun, 30 Sep 2007 19:54:09 -0700, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/autopsy_dc;_ylt=AmooHA9JU6xVfSe726KniEjtiBIF
"Dead" man wakes up under autopsy knife
Mon Sep 17, 8:53 AM ET
CARACAS (Reuters) - A Venezuelan man who had been declared dead woke
up in the morgue in excruciating pain after medical examiners began
their autopsy.
Carlos Camejo, 33, was declared dead after a highway accident and
taken to the morgue, where examiners began an autopsy only to realize
something was amiss when he started bleeding. They quickly sought to
stitch up the incision on his face.
"I woke up because the pain was unbearable," Camejo said, according to
a report on Friday in leading local newspaper El Universal.
His grieving wife turned up at the morgue to identify her husband's
body only to find him moved into a corridor -- and alive.
Reuters could not immediately reach hospital officials to confirm the
events. But Camejo showed the newspaper his facial scar and a document
ordering the autopsy.
You think that they would have a qualified priest on hand to
infallibly detect if there were still a 'soul' in the body, wouldn't
you?
None qualified.
Moses came fourth, but was disqualified.
/cue 'Alien.'
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| User: "Ben Kaufman" |
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03 Oct 2007 12:41:22 AM |
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On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 12:38:24 +0930, Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Sun, 30 Sep 2007 19:54:09 -0700, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/autopsy_dc;_ylt=AmooHA9JU6xVfSe726KniEjtiBIF
"Dead" man wakes up under autopsy knife
Mon Sep 17, 8:53 AM ET
CARACAS (Reuters) - A Venezuelan man who had been declared dead woke
up in the morgue in excruciating pain after medical examiners began
their autopsy.
Carlos Camejo, 33, was declared dead after a highway accident and
taken to the morgue, where examiners began an autopsy only to realize
something was amiss when he started bleeding. They quickly sought to
stitch up the incision on his face.
"I woke up because the pain was unbearable," Camejo said, according to
a report on Friday in leading local newspaper El Universal.
His grieving wife turned up at the morgue to identify her husband's
body only to find him moved into a corridor -- and alive.
Reuters could not immediately reach hospital officials to confirm the
events. But Camejo showed the newspaper his facial scar and a document
ordering the autopsy.
You think that they would have a qualified priest on hand to
infallibly detect if there were still a 'soul' in the body, wouldn't
you?
That is not error free anymore either. Under the presence of uniform daylight
balanced florescent lighting the soul may have trouble distinguishing "the"
white light from the other white lights in the room and repeatedly bump its
ectoplasmic head on the ceiling until out of frustration it returns to the body.
When the soul returns to the body it undergoes a process called <insert latin
word> that makes detection extremely difficult
Ben
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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03 Oct 2007 02:10:51 AM |
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On Wed, 03 Oct 2007 01:41:22 -0400, Ben Kaufman
<spaXm-mXe-anXd-paXy-5000-dollars@pobox.com> wrote:
On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 12:38:24 +0930, Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Sun, 30 Sep 2007 19:54:09 -0700, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/autopsy_dc;_ylt=AmooHA9JU6xVfSe726KniEjtiBIF
"Dead" man wakes up under autopsy knife
Mon Sep 17, 8:53 AM ET
CARACAS (Reuters) - A Venezuelan man who had been declared dead woke
up in the morgue in excruciating pain after medical examiners began
their autopsy.
Carlos Camejo, 33, was declared dead after a highway accident and
taken to the morgue, where examiners began an autopsy only to realize
something was amiss when he started bleeding. They quickly sought to
stitch up the incision on his face.
"I woke up because the pain was unbearable," Camejo said, according to
a report on Friday in leading local newspaper El Universal.
His grieving wife turned up at the morgue to identify her husband's
body only to find him moved into a corridor -- and alive.
Reuters could not immediately reach hospital officials to confirm the
events. But Camejo showed the newspaper his facial scar and a document
ordering the autopsy.
You think that they would have a qualified priest on hand to
infallibly detect if there were still a 'soul' in the body, wouldn't
you?
That is not error free anymore either. Under the presence of uniform daylight
balanced florescent lighting the soul may have trouble distinguishing "the"
white light from the other white lights in the room and repeatedly bump its
ectoplasmic head on the ceiling until out of frustration it returns to the body.
When the soul returns to the body it undergoes a process called <insert latin
word> that makes detection extremely difficult
Latebra.
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: "Dead" man wakes up under autopsy knife [YIKES!} |
03 Oct 2007 08:54:26 AM |
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"Michael Gray" <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote in message
news:v0g6g3thdkvn0l6u0dgivit20v102v7lma@4ax.com...
On Wed, 03 Oct 2007 01:41:22 -0400, Ben Kaufman
snip
That is not error free anymore either. Under the presence of uniform
daylight
balanced florescent lighting the soul may have trouble distinguishing
"the"
white light from the other white lights in the room and repeatedly bump
its
ectoplasmic head on the ceiling until out of frustration it returns to the
body.
When the soul returns to the body it undergoes a process called <insert
latin
word> that makes detection extremely difficult
Latebra.
Whose bra is late?
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
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| User: "Smiler" |
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| Title: Re: "Dead" man wakes up under autopsy knife [YIKES!} |
03 Oct 2007 07:47:00 PM |
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"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in message
news:5mhl5iFdkt2eU1@mid.individual.net...
"Michael Gray" <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote in message
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On Wed, 03 Oct 2007 01:41:22 -0400, Ben Kaufman
snip
That is not error free anymore either. Under the presence of uniform
daylight
balanced florescent lighting the soul may have trouble distinguishing
"the"
white light from the other white lights in the room and repeatedly bump
its
ectoplasmic head on the ceiling until out of frustration it returns to
the body.
When the soul returns to the body it undergoes a process called <insert
latin
word> that makes detection extremely difficult
Latebra.
Whose bra is late?
The 'body' was *very nearly* late.
Smiler,
The godless one
a.a.# 2279
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: "Dead" man wakes up under autopsy knife [YIKES!} |
04 Oct 2007 02:30:54 AM |
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On Wed, 3 Oct 2007 09:54:26 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"Michael Gray" <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote in message
news:v0g6g3thdkvn0l6u0dgivit20v102v7lma@4ax.com...
On Wed, 03 Oct 2007 01:41:22 -0400, Ben Kaufman
snip
That is not error free anymore either. Under the presence of uniform
daylight
balanced florescent lighting the soul may have trouble distinguishing
"the"
white light from the other white lights in the room and repeatedly bump
its
ectoplasmic head on the ceiling until out of frustration it returns to the
body.
When the soul returns to the body it undergoes a process called <insert
latin
word> that makes detection extremely difficult
Latebra.
Whose bra is late?
Anna Nicole's.
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| User: "Therion Ware" |
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| Title: Re: "Dead" man wakes up under autopsy knife [YIKES!} |
01 Oct 2007 12:00:42 PM |
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On Sun, 30 Sep 2007 19:54:09 -0700, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/autopsy_dc;_ylt=AmooHA9JU6xVfSe726KniEjtiBIF
"Dead" man wakes up under autopsy knife
Ha! Seen that in proper CSI (the one with Mr Grissom). As the story
says, the sign is apparently the bleeding. FWIW, there's also been a
couple of similar cases in the UK. Oddly enough in real life, so to
speak...
And completely irrelevantly, speaking of CSI, as *I* was, I look
forward to the episode where Mr Grissom gets called in to investigate
Horatio, and finds the evidence that points to his incredible
guilt....
Mon Sep 17, 8:53 AM ET
CARACAS (Reuters) - A Venezuelan man who had been declared dead woke
up in the morgue in excruciating pain after medical examiners began
their autopsy.
Carlos Camejo, 33, was declared dead after a highway accident and
taken to the morgue, where examiners began an autopsy only to realize
something was amiss when he started bleeding. They quickly sought to
stitch up the incision on his face.
"I woke up because the pain was unbearable," Camejo said, according to
a report on Friday in leading local newspaper El Universal.
His grieving wife turned up at the morgue to identify her husband's
body only to find him moved into a corridor -- and alive.
Reuters could not immediately reach hospital officials to confirm the
events. But Camejo showed the newspaper his facial scar and a document
ordering the autopsy.
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| User: "Brian E. Clark" |
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| Title: Re: "Dead" man wakes up under autopsy knife [YIKES!} |
02 Oct 2007 01:08:42 PM |
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In article <sm92g3531h0omk60jsqfn73qqof1a0uou7@
4ax.com>, Therion Ware said...
And completely irrelevantly, speaking of CSI, as *I* was, I look
forward to the episode where Mr Grissom gets called in to investigate
Horatio, and finds the evidence that points to his incredible
guilt....
Medical examiner: This man's still alive!
Grisson: Yes, but his acting has been dead for years.
--
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Brian E. Clark
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: "Dead" man wakes up under autopsy knife [YIKES!} |
26 Oct 2007 06:13:29 PM |
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On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 18:00:42 +0100, Therion Ware
<autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote:
On Sun, 30 Sep 2007 19:54:09 -0700, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/autopsy_dc;_ylt=AmooHA9JU6xVfSe726KniEjtiBIF
"Dead" man wakes up under autopsy knife
Ha! Seen that in proper CSI (the one with Mr Grissom). As the story
says, the sign is apparently the bleeding. FWIW, there's also been a
couple of similar cases in the UK. Oddly enough in real life, so to
speak...
And completely irrelevantly, speaking of CSI, as *I* was, I look
forward to the episode where Mr Grissom gets called in to investigate
Horatio, and finds the evidence that points to his incredible
guilt....
Horatio or whoreratio? ;)
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