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"stoney" |
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30 Sep 2007 09:54:09 PM |
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"Dead" man wakes up under autopsy knife [YIKES!} |
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/autopsy_dc;_ylt=AmooHA9JU6xVfSe726KniEjtiBIF
"Dead" man wakes up under autopsy knife
Mon Sep 17, 8:53 AM ET
CARACAS (Reuters) - A Venezuelan man who had been declared dead woke
up in the morgue in excruciating pain after medical examiners began
their autopsy.
Carlos Camejo, 33, was declared dead after a highway accident and
taken to the morgue, where examiners began an autopsy only to realize
something was amiss when he started bleeding. They quickly sought to
stitch up the incision on his face.
"I woke up because the pain was unbearable," Camejo said, according to
a report on Friday in leading local newspaper El Universal.
His grieving wife turned up at the morgue to identify her husband's
body only to find him moved into a corridor -- and alive.
Reuters could not immediately reach hospital officials to confirm the
events. But Camejo showed the newspaper his facial scar and a document
ordering the autopsy.
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| User: "ike milligan" |
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| Title: Re: "Dead" man wakes up under autopsy knife [YIKES!} |
01 Oct 2007 10:58:50 AM |
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"stoney" <stoney@the.net> wrote in message
news:i5o0g3ddlqfmgnfkepal9a7j0h99a9aqip@4ax.com...
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/autopsy_dc;_ylt=AmooHA9JU6xVfSe726KniEjtiBIF
"Dead" man wakes up under autopsy knife
Mon Sep 17, 8:53 AM ET
CARACAS (Reuters) - A Venezuelan man who had been declared dead woke
up in the morgue in excruciating pain after medical examiners began
their autopsy.
Carlos Camejo, 33, was declared dead after a highway accident and
taken to the morgue, where examiners began an autopsy only to realize
something was amiss when he started bleeding. They quickly sought to
stitch up the incision on his face.
"I woke up because the pain was unbearable," Camejo said, according to
a report on Friday in leading local newspaper El Universal.
His grieving wife turned up at the morgue to identify her husband's
body only to find him moved into a corridor -- and alive.
Reuters could not immediately reach hospital officials to confirm the
events. But Camejo showed the newspaper his facial scar and a document
ordering the autopsy.
The coffee pot needs to be in the autopsy room.
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: "Dead" man wakes up under autopsy knife [YIKES!} |
26 Oct 2007 06:11:18 PM |
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On Mon, 1 Oct 2007 11:58:50 -0400, "ike milligan"
<accordiondoc@mindspring.com> wrote:
"stoney" <stoney@the.net> wrote in message
news:i5o0g3ddlqfmgnfkepal9a7j0h99a9aqip@4ax.com...
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/autopsy_dc;_ylt=AmooHA9JU6xVfSe726KniEjtiBIF
"Dead" man wakes up under autopsy knife
Mon Sep 17, 8:53 AM ET
CARACAS (Reuters) - A Venezuelan man who had been declared dead woke
up in the morgue in excruciating pain after medical examiners began
their autopsy.
Carlos Camejo, 33, was declared dead after a highway accident and
taken to the morgue, where examiners began an autopsy only to realize
something was amiss when he started bleeding. They quickly sought to
stitch up the incision on his face.
"I woke up because the pain was unbearable," Camejo said, according to
a report on Friday in leading local newspaper El Universal.
His grieving wife turned up at the morgue to identify her husband's
body only to find him moved into a corridor -- and alive.
Reuters could not immediately reach hospital officials to confirm the
events. But Camejo showed the newspaper his facial scar and a document
ordering the autopsy.
The coffee pot needs to be in the autopsy room.
For 'real' Bloody coffee additives.
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: "Dead" man wakes up under autopsy knife [YIKES!} |
01 Oct 2007 11:48:23 AM |
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"stoney" <stoney@the.net> wrote in message
news:i5o0g3ddlqfmgnfkepal9a7j0h99a9aqip@4ax.com...
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/autopsy_dc;_ylt=AmooHA9JU6xVfSe726KniEjtiBIF
"Dead" man wakes up under autopsy knife
Mon Sep 17, 8:53 AM ET
CARACAS (Reuters) - A Venezuelan man who had been declared dead woke
up in the morgue in excruciating pain after medical examiners began
their autopsy.
Carlos Camejo, 33, was declared dead after a highway accident and
taken to the morgue, where examiners began an autopsy only to realize
something was amiss when he started bleeding. They quickly sought to
stitch up the incision on his face.
"I woke up because the pain was unbearable," Camejo said, according to
a report on Friday in leading local newspaper El Universal.
His grieving wife turned up at the morgue to identify her husband's
body only to find him moved into a corridor -- and alive.
Reuters could not immediately reach hospital officials to confirm the
events. But Camejo showed the newspaper his facial scar and a document
ordering the autopsy.
Wow, that's pretty scary.
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: "Dead" man wakes up under autopsy knife [YIKES!} |
26 Oct 2007 06:12:09 PM |
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On Mon, 1 Oct 2007 12:48:23 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"stoney" <stoney@the.net> wrote in message
news:i5o0g3ddlqfmgnfkepal9a7j0h99a9aqip@4ax.com...
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/autopsy_dc;_ylt=AmooHA9JU6xVfSe726KniEjtiBIF
"Dead" man wakes up under autopsy knife
Mon Sep 17, 8:53 AM ET
CARACAS (Reuters) - A Venezuelan man who had been declared dead woke
up in the morgue in excruciating pain after medical examiners began
their autopsy.
Carlos Camejo, 33, was declared dead after a highway accident and
taken to the morgue, where examiners began an autopsy only to realize
something was amiss when he started bleeding. They quickly sought to
stitch up the incision on his face.
"I woke up because the pain was unbearable," Camejo said, according to
a report on Friday in leading local newspaper El Universal.
His grieving wife turned up at the morgue to identify her husband's
body only to find him moved into a corridor -- and alive.
Reuters could not immediately reach hospital officials to confirm the
events. But Camejo showed the newspaper his facial scar and a document
ordering the autopsy.
Wow, that's pretty scary.
Yes. Just imagine if they didn't start an autopsy and buried him.
:EEK:
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| User: "Ron Baker, Pluralitas!" |
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01 Oct 2007 01:32:45 AM |
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"stoney" <stoney@the.net> wrote in message
news:i5o0g3ddlqfmgnfkepal9a7j0h99a9aqip@4ax.com...
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/autopsy_dc;_ylt=AmooHA9JU6xVfSe726KniEjtiBIF
"Dead" man wakes up under autopsy knife
Mon Sep 17, 8:53 AM ET
CARACAS (Reuters) - A Venezuelan man who had been declared dead woke
up in the morgue in excruciating pain after medical examiners began
their autopsy.
I hate it when that happens.
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| User: "stoney" |
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25 Oct 2007 05:11:55 PM |
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On Sun, 30 Sep 2007 23:32:45 -0700, "Ron Baker, Pluralitas!"
<this@aint.me> wrote:
"stoney" <stoney@the.net> wrote in message
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/autopsy_dc;_ylt=AmooHA9JU6xVfSe726KniEjtiBIF
"Dead" man wakes up under autopsy knife
Mon Sep 17, 8:53 AM ET
CARACAS (Reuters) - A Venezuelan man who had been declared dead woke
up in the morgue in excruciating pain after medical examiners began
their autopsy.
I hate it when that happens.
It hurt him more than it hurt you....
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| User: "Smiler" |
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| Title: Re: "Dead" man wakes up under autopsy knife [YIKES!} |
25 Oct 2007 07:39:26 PM |
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"stoney" <stoney@the.net> wrote in message
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On Sun, 30 Sep 2007 23:32:45 -0700, "Ron Baker, Pluralitas!"
<this@aint.me> wrote:
"stoney" <stoney@the.net> wrote in message
news:i5o0g3ddlqfmgnfkepal9a7j0h99a9aqip@4ax.com...
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/autopsy_dc;_ylt=AmooHA9JU6xVfSe726KniEjtiBIF
"Dead" man wakes up under autopsy knife
Mon Sep 17, 8:53 AM ET
CARACAS (Reuters) - A Venezuelan man who had been declared dead woke
up in the morgue in excruciating pain after medical examiners began
their autopsy.
I hate it when that happens.
It hurt him more than it hurt you....
It cut him to the quick.
Smiler,
The godless one
a.a.# 2279
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: "Dead" man wakes up under autopsy knife [YIKES!} |
01 Nov 2007 07:24:19 PM |
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On Fri, 26 Oct 2007 00:39:26 GMT, "Smiler" <Smiler@Joe.King.com>
wrote:
"stoney" <stoney@the.net> wrote in message
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On Sun, 30 Sep 2007 23:32:45 -0700, "Ron Baker, Pluralitas!"
<this@aint.me> wrote:
"stoney" <stoney@the.net> wrote in message
news:i5o0g3ddlqfmgnfkepal9a7j0h99a9aqip@4ax.com...
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/autopsy_dc;_ylt=AmooHA9JU6xVfSe726KniEjtiBIF
"Dead" man wakes up under autopsy knife
Mon Sep 17, 8:53 AM ET
CARACAS (Reuters) - A Venezuelan man who had been declared dead woke
up in the morgue in excruciating pain after medical examiners began
their autopsy.
I hate it when that happens.
It hurt him more than it hurt you....
It cut him to the quick.
He was very quick. That's why he's not dead.
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: "Dead" man wakes up under autopsy knife [YIKES!} |
01 Oct 2007 01:45:32 AM |
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On Sun, 30 Sep 2007 23:32:45 -0700, "Ron Baker, Pluralitas!"
<this@aint.me> wrote:
"stoney" <stoney@the.net> wrote in message
news:i5o0g3ddlqfmgnfkepal9a7j0h99a9aqip@4ax.com...
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/autopsy_dc;_ylt=AmooHA9JU6xVfSe726KniEjtiBIF
"Dead" man wakes up under autopsy knife
Mon Sep 17, 8:53 AM ET
CARACAS (Reuters) - A Venezuelan man who had been declared dead woke
up in the morgue in excruciating pain after medical examiners began
their autopsy.
I hate it when that happens.
I have actually been dead whilst being cut into by a team of surgeons.
I was revived, and did not feel anything until I awoke from the
anaesthetic a few days later, (and chundered all over the place).
Perhaps I have no soul? I am Caucasian, after all.
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| User: "Therion Ware" |
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01 Oct 2007 12:27:31 PM |
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On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 16:15:32 +0930, Michael Gray
<mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Sun, 30 Sep 2007 23:32:45 -0700, "Ron Baker, Pluralitas!"
<this@aint.me> wrote:
"stoney" <stoney@the.net> wrote in message
news:i5o0g3ddlqfmgnfkepal9a7j0h99a9aqip@4ax.com...
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/autopsy_dc;_ylt=AmooHA9JU6xVfSe726KniEjtiBIF
"Dead" man wakes up under autopsy knife
Mon Sep 17, 8:53 AM ET
CARACAS (Reuters) - A Venezuelan man who had been declared dead woke
up in the morgue in excruciating pain after medical examiners began
their autopsy.
I hate it when that happens.
I have actually been dead whilst being cut into by a team of surgeons.
For a "given value" of dead. The definition is, apparently, remarkably
complicated, and of course varies given available medical technology,
and I suppose, your ability to afford it.
I was revived,
Three days later?
and did not feel anything until I awoke from the
anaesthetic a few days later, (and chundered all over the place).
Perhaps I have no soul?
But then, who does? Depending, of course, on what one means by a
"soul".
I am Caucasian, after all.
It's a bit like being a *****: either it's a mere accident of birth,
or one becomes a self-made man.
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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01 Oct 2007 10:19:36 PM |
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On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 18:27:31 +0100, Therion Ware
<autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote:
On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 16:15:32 +0930, Michael Gray
<mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Sun, 30 Sep 2007 23:32:45 -0700, "Ron Baker, Pluralitas!"
<this@aint.me> wrote:
"stoney" <stoney@the.net> wrote in message
news:i5o0g3ddlqfmgnfkepal9a7j0h99a9aqip@4ax.com...
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/autopsy_dc;_ylt=AmooHA9JU6xVfSe726KniEjtiBIF
"Dead" man wakes up under autopsy knife
Mon Sep 17, 8:53 AM ET
CARACAS (Reuters) - A Venezuelan man who had been declared dead woke
up in the morgue in excruciating pain after medical examiners began
their autopsy.
I hate it when that happens.
I have actually been dead whilst being cut into by a team of surgeons.
For a "given value" of dead. The definition is, apparently, remarkably
complicated, and of course varies given available medical technology,
and I suppose, your ability to afford it.
I was revived,
Three days later?
I don't think so!
and did not feel anything until I awoke from the
anaesthetic a few days later, (and chundered all over the place).
Perhaps I have no soul?
But then, who does? Depending, of course, on what one means by a
"soul".
I am Caucasian, after all.
It's a bit like being a *****: either it's a mere accident of birth,
or one becomes a self-made man.
And I haven't got any rhythm, either.
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| User: "" |
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02 Oct 2007 01:52:46 AM |
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On 2 Okt., 05:19, Michael Gray <mikeg...@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 18:27:31 +0100, Therion Ware
<autodel...@city-of-dis.com> wrote:
On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 16:15:32 +0930, Michael Gray
<mikeg...@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Sun, 30 Sep 2007 23:32:45 -0700, "Ron Baker, Pluralitas!"
<t...@aint.me> wrote:
"stoney" <sto...@the.net> wrote in message
news:i5o0g3ddlqfmgnfkepal9a7j0h99a9aqip@4ax.com...
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/autopsy_dc;_ylt=3DAmooHA9JU6xVfSe726KniEjt=
iBIF
"Dead" man wakes up under autopsy knife
Mon Sep 17, 8:53 AM ET
CARACAS (Reuters) - A Venezuelan man who had been declared dead woke
up in the morgue in excruciating pain after medical examiners began
their autopsy.
I hate it when that happens.
I have actually been dead whilst being cut into by a team of surgeons.
For a "given value" of dead. The definition is, apparently, remarkably
complicated, and of course varies given available medical technology,
and I suppose, your ability to afford it.
I was revived,
Three days later?
I don't think so!
and did not feel anything until I awoke from the
anaesthetic a few days later, (and chundered all over the place).
Perhaps I have no soul?
But then, who does? Depending, of course, on what one means by a
"soul".
I am Caucasian, after all.
It's a bit like being a *****: either it's a mere accident of birth,
or one becomes a self-made man.
And I haven't got any rhythm, either.- Skjul tekst i anf=F8rselstegn -
- Vis tekst i anf=F8rselstegn -
Lots of Catholic women have the same problem.
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: "Dead" man wakes up under autopsy knife [YIKES!} |
02 Oct 2007 02:31:55 AM |
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On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 23:52:46 -0700, wrote:
On 2 Okt., 05:19, Michael Gray <mikeg...@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 18:27:31 +0100, Therion Ware
<autodel...@city-of-dis.com> wrote:
On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 16:15:32 +0930, Michael Gray
<mikeg...@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Sun, 30 Sep 2007 23:32:45 -0700, "Ron Baker, Pluralitas!"
<t...@aint.me> wrote:
"stoney" <sto...@the.net> wrote in message
news:i5o0g3ddlqfmgnfkepal9a7j0h99a9aqip@4ax.com...
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/autopsy_dc;_ylt=AmooHA9JU6xVfSe726KniEjtiBIF
"Dead" man wakes up under autopsy knife
Mon Sep 17, 8:53 AM ET
CARACAS (Reuters) - A Venezuelan man who had been declared dead woke
up in the morgue in excruciating pain after medical examiners began
their autopsy.
I hate it when that happens.
I have actually been dead whilst being cut into by a team of surgeons.
For a "given value" of dead. The definition is, apparently, remarkably
complicated, and of course varies given available medical technology,
and I suppose, your ability to afford it.
I was revived,
Three days later?
I don't think so!
and did not feel anything until I awoke from the
anaesthetic a few days later, (and chundered all over the place).
Perhaps I have no soul?
But then, who does? Depending, of course, on what one means by a
"soul".
I am Caucasian, after all.
It's a bit like being a *****: either it's a mere accident of birth,
or one becomes a self-made man.
And I haven't got any rhythm, either.- Skjul tekst i anførselstegn -
- Vis tekst i anførselstegn -
Lots of Catholic women have the same problem.
There is a madness in their method.
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: "Dead" man wakes up under autopsy knife [YIKES!} |
02 Oct 2007 11:32:59 PM |
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On 2 Okt., 09:31, Michael Gray <mikeg...@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 23:52:46 -0700, wrote:
On 2 Okt., 05:19, Michael Gray <mikeg...@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 18:27:31 +0100, Therion Ware
<autodel...@city-of-dis.com> wrote:
On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 16:15:32 +0930, Michael Gray
<mikeg...@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Sun, 30 Sep 2007 23:32:45 -0700, "Ron Baker, Pluralitas!"
<t...@aint.me> wrote:
"stoney" <sto...@the.net> wrote in message
news:i5o0g3ddlqfmgnfkepal9a7j0h99a9aqip@4ax.com...
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/autopsy_dc;_ylt=3DAmooHA9JU6xVfSe726Kni=
EjtiBIF
"Dead" man wakes up under autopsy knife
Mon Sep 17, 8:53 AM ET
CARACAS (Reuters) - A Venezuelan man who had been declared dead w=
oke
up in the morgue in excruciating pain after medical examiners beg=
an
their autopsy.
I hate it when that happens.
I have actually been dead whilst being cut into by a team of surgeon=
s=2E
For a "given value" of dead. The definition is, apparently, remarkably
complicated, and of course varies given available medical technology,
and I suppose, your ability to afford it.
I was revived,
Three days later?
I don't think so!
and did not feel anything until I awoke from the
anaesthetic a few days later, (and chundered all over the place).
Perhaps I have no soul?
But then, who does? Depending, of course, on what one means by a
"soul".
I am Caucasian, after all.
It's a bit like being a *****: either it's a mere accident of birth,
or one becomes a self-made man.
And I haven't got any rhythm, either.- Skjul tekst i anf=F8rselstegn -
- Vis tekst i anf=F8rselstegn -
Lots of Catholic women have the same problem.
There is a madness in their method.- Skjul tekst i anf=F8rselstegn -
- Vis tekst i anf=F8rselstegn -
Since the birth rate among Catholic women has gone way down in
developed countries, one assumes that many are dancing to a new tune.
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: "Dead" man wakes up under autopsy knife [YIKES!} |
03 Oct 2007 02:12:04 AM |
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On Tue, 02 Oct 2007 21:32:59 -0700, wrote:
On 2 Okt., 09:31, Michael Gray <mikeg...@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 23:52:46 -0700, wrote:
On 2 Okt., 05:19, Michael Gray <mikeg...@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 18:27:31 +0100, Therion Ware
<autodel...@city-of-dis.com> wrote:
On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 16:15:32 +0930, Michael Gray
<mikeg...@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Sun, 30 Sep 2007 23:32:45 -0700, "Ron Baker, Pluralitas!"
<t...@aint.me> wrote:
"stoney" <sto...@the.net> wrote in message
news:i5o0g3ddlqfmgnfkepal9a7j0h99a9aqip@4ax.com...
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/autopsy_dc;_ylt=AmooHA9JU6xVfSe726KniEjtiBIF
"Dead" man wakes up under autopsy knife
Mon Sep 17, 8:53 AM ET
CARACAS (Reuters) - A Venezuelan man who had been declared dead woke
up in the morgue in excruciating pain after medical examiners began
their autopsy.
I hate it when that happens.
I have actually been dead whilst being cut into by a team of surgeons.
For a "given value" of dead. The definition is, apparently, remarkably
complicated, and of course varies given available medical technology,
and I suppose, your ability to afford it.
I was revived,
Three days later?
I don't think so!
and did not feel anything until I awoke from the
anaesthetic a few days later, (and chundered all over the place).
Perhaps I have no soul?
But then, who does? Depending, of course, on what one means by a
"soul".
I am Caucasian, after all.
It's a bit like being a *****: either it's a mere accident of birth,
or one becomes a self-made man.
And I haven't got any rhythm, either.- Skjul tekst i anførselstegn -
- Vis tekst i anførselstegn -
Lots of Catholic women have the same problem.
There is a madness in their method.- Skjul tekst i anførselstegn -
- Vis tekst i anførselstegn -
Since the birth rate among Catholic women has gone way down in
developed countries, one assumes that many are dancing to a new tune.
The Hypocrites' Waltz.
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| User: "Smiler" |
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| Title: Re: "Dead" man wakes up under autopsy knife [YIKES!} |
03 Oct 2007 07:49:19 PM |
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"Michael Gray" <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote in message
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On Tue, 02 Oct 2007 21:32:59 -0700, wrote:
On 2 Okt., 09:31, Michael Gray <mikeg...@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 23:52:46 -0700, wrote:
On 2 Okt., 05:19, Michael Gray <mikeg...@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 18:27:31 +0100, Therion Ware
<autodel...@city-of-dis.com> wrote:
On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 16:15:32 +0930, Michael Gray
<mikeg...@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Sun, 30 Sep 2007 23:32:45 -0700, "Ron Baker, Pluralitas!"
<t...@aint.me> wrote:
"stoney" <sto...@the.net> wrote in message
news:i5o0g3ddlqfmgnfkepal9a7j0h99a9aqip@4ax.com...
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/autopsy_dc;_ylt=AmooHA9JU6xVfSe726KniEjtiBIF
"Dead" man wakes up under autopsy knife
Mon Sep 17, 8:53 AM ET
CARACAS (Reuters) - A Venezuelan man who had been declared dead
woke
up in the morgue in excruciating pain after medical examiners
began
their autopsy.
I hate it when that happens.
I have actually been dead whilst being cut into by a team of
surgeons.
For a "given value" of dead. The definition is, apparently,
remarkably
complicated, and of course varies given available medical
technology,
and I suppose, your ability to afford it.
I was revived,
Three days later?
I don't think so!
and did not feel anything until I awoke from the
anaesthetic a few days later, (and chundered all over the place).
Perhaps I have no soul?
But then, who does? Depending, of course, on what one means by a
"soul".
I am Caucasian, after all.
It's a bit like being a *****: either it's a mere accident of
birth,
or one becomes a self-made man.
And I haven't got any rhythm, either.- Skjul tekst i anførselstegn -
- Vis tekst i anførselstegn -
Lots of Catholic women have the same problem.
There is a madness in their method.- Skjul tekst i anførselstegn -
- Vis tekst i anførselstegn -
Since the birth rate among Catholic women has gone way down in
developed countries, one assumes that many are dancing to a new tune.
The Hypocrites' Waltz.
Judging by all the arm waving and twisting they do, shouldn't that be the
Hypocrites' Twist?
Smiler,
The godless one
a.a.# 2279
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04 Oct 2007 02:35:03 AM |
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On Thu, 04 Oct 2007 00:49:19 GMT, "Smiler" <Smiler@Joe.King.com>
wrote:
"Michael Gray" <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote in message
news:k4g6g3h93f13n427h0cphav8rb1f1k8871@4ax.com...
On Tue, 02 Oct 2007 21:32:59 -0700, wrote:
On 2 Okt., 09:31, Michael Gray <mikeg...@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 23:52:46 -0700, wrote:
On 2 Okt., 05:19, Michael Gray <mikeg...@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 18:27:31 +0100, Therion Ware
<autodel...@city-of-dis.com> wrote:
On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 16:15:32 +0930, Michael Gray
<mikeg...@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Sun, 30 Sep 2007 23:32:45 -0700, "Ron Baker, Pluralitas!"
<t...@aint.me> wrote:
"stoney" <sto...@the.net> wrote in message
news:i5o0g3ddlqfmgnfkepal9a7j0h99a9aqip@4ax.com...
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/autopsy_dc;_ylt=AmooHA9JU6xVfSe726KniEjtiBIF
"Dead" man wakes up under autopsy knife
Mon Sep 17, 8:53 AM ET
CARACAS (Reuters) - A Venezuelan man who had been declared dead
woke
up in the morgue in excruciating pain after medical examiners
began
their autopsy.
I hate it when that happens.
I have actually been dead whilst being cut into by a team of
surgeons.
For a "given value" of dead. The definition is, apparently,
remarkably
complicated, and of course varies given available medical
technology,
and I suppose, your ability to afford it.
I was revived,
Three days later?
I don't think so!
and did not feel anything until I awoke from the
anaesthetic a few days later, (and chundered all over the place).
Perhaps I have no soul?
But then, who does? Depending, of course, on what one means by a
"soul".
I am Caucasian, after all.
It's a bit like being a *****: either it's a mere accident of
birth,
or one becomes a self-made man.
And I haven't got any rhythm, either.- Skjul tekst i anf?stegn -
- Vis tekst i anf?stegn -
Lots of Catholic women have the same problem.
There is a madness in their method.- Skjul tekst i anf?stegn -
- Vis tekst i anf?stegn -
Since the birth rate among Catholic women has gone way down in
developed countries, one assumes that many are dancing to a new tune.
The Hypocrites' Waltz.
Judging by all the arm waving and twisting they do, shouldn't that be the
Hypocrites' Twist?
Twist & Shout?
The creationists' theme tune.
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26 Oct 2007 06:01:21 PM |
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On Thu, 04 Oct 2007 17:05:03 +0930, Michael Gray
<mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Thu, 04 Oct 2007 00:49:19 GMT, "Smiler" <Smiler@Joe.King.com>
wrote:
"Michael Gray" <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote in message
news:k4g6g3h93f13n427h0cphav8rb1f1k8871@4ax.com...
On Tue, 02 Oct 2007 21:32:59 -0700, wrote:
On 2 Okt., 09:31, Michael Gray <mikeg...@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 23:52:46 -0700, wrote:
On 2 Okt., 05:19, Michael Gray <mikeg...@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 18:27:31 +0100, Therion Ware
<autodel...@city-of-dis.com> wrote:
On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 16:15:32 +0930, Michael Gray
<mikeg...@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Sun, 30 Sep 2007 23:32:45 -0700, "Ron Baker, Pluralitas!"
<t...@aint.me> wrote:
"stoney" <sto...@the.net> wrote in message
news:i5o0g3ddlqfmgnfkepal9a7j0h99a9aqip@4ax.com...
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/autopsy_dc;_ylt=AmooHA9JU6xVfSe726KniEjtiBIF
"Dead" man wakes up under autopsy knife
Mon Sep 17, 8:53 AM ET
CARACAS (Reuters) - A Venezuelan man who had been declared dead
woke
up in the morgue in excruciating pain after medical examiners
began
their autopsy.
I hate it when that happens.
I have actually been dead whilst being cut into by a team of
surgeons.
For a "given value" of dead. The definition is, apparently,
remarkably
complicated, and of course varies given available medical
technology,
and I suppose, your ability to afford it.
I was revived,
Three days later?
I don't think so!
and did not feel anything until I awoke from the
anaesthetic a few days later, (and chundered all over the place).
Perhaps I have no soul?
But then, who does? Depending, of course, on what one means by a
"soul".
I am Caucasian, after all.
It's a bit like being a *****: either it's a mere accident of
birth,
or one becomes a self-made man.
And I haven't got any rhythm, either.- Skjul tekst i anf?stegn -
- Vis tekst i anf?stegn -
Lots of Catholic women have the same problem.
There is a madness in their method.- Skjul tekst i anf?stegn -
- Vis tekst i anf?stegn -
Since the birth rate among Catholic women has gone way down in
developed countries, one assumes that many are dancing to a new tune.
The Hypocrites' Waltz.
Judging by all the arm waving and twisting they do, shouldn't that be the
Hypocrites' Twist?
Twist & Shout?
....while dancing all about
The creationists' theme tune.
Disagree. "They're Coming to take me away" by Napoleon XIV
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26 Oct 2007 05:59:40 PM |
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On Tue, 02 Oct 2007 21:32:59 -0700, wrote:
On 2 Okt., 09:31, Michael Gray <mikeg...@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 23:52:46 -0700, wrote:
On 2 Okt., 05:19, Michael Gray <mikeg...@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 18:27:31 +0100, Therion Ware
<autodel...@city-of-dis.com> wrote:
On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 16:15:32 +0930, Michael Gray
<mikeg...@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Sun, 30 Sep 2007 23:32:45 -0700, "Ron Baker, Pluralitas!"
<t...@aint.me> wrote:
"stoney" <sto...@the.net> wrote in message
news:i5o0g3ddlqfmgnfkepal9a7j0h99a9aqip@4ax.com...
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/autopsy_dc;_ylt=AmooHA9JU6xVfSe726KniEjtiBIF
"Dead" man wakes up under autopsy knife
Mon Sep 17, 8:53 AM ET
CARACAS (Reuters) - A Venezuelan man who had been declared dead woke
up in the morgue in excruciating pain after medical examiners began
their autopsy.
I hate it when that happens.
I have actually been dead whilst being cut into by a team of surgeons.
For a "given value" of dead. The definition is, apparently, remarkably
complicated, and of course varies given available medical technology,
and I suppose, your ability to afford it.
I was revived,
Three days later?
I don't think so!
and did not feel anything until I awoke from the
anaesthetic a few days later, (and chundered all over the place).
Perhaps I have no soul?
But then, who does? Depending, of course, on what one means by a
"soul".
I am Caucasian, after all.
It's a bit like being a *****: either it's a mere accident of birth,
or one becomes a self-made man.
And I haven't got any rhythm, either.- Skjul tekst i anførselstegn -
- Vis tekst i anførselstegn -
Lots of Catholic women have the same problem.
There is a madness in their method.- Skjul tekst i anførselstegn -
- Vis tekst i anførselstegn -
Since the birth rate among Catholic women has gone way down in
developed countries, one assumes that many are dancing to a new tune.
Jesus doesn't satisfy them any longer......
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| User: "Smiler" |
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| Title: Re: "Dead" man wakes up under autopsy knife [YIKES!} |
27 Oct 2007 10:41:33 PM |
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"stoney" <stoney@the.net> wrote in message
news:0as4i39msm7kt9g563bdm4apj3bhte0mb0@4ax.com...
On Tue, 02 Oct 2007 21:32:59 -0700, wrote:
On 2 Okt., 09:31, Michael Gray <mikeg...@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 23:52:46 -0700, wrote:
On 2 Okt., 05:19, Michael Gray <mikeg...@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 18:27:31 +0100, Therion Ware
<autodel...@city-of-dis.com> wrote:
On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 16:15:32 +0930, Michael Gray
<mikeg...@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Sun, 30 Sep 2007 23:32:45 -0700, "Ron Baker, Pluralitas!"
<t...@aint.me> wrote:
"stoney" <sto...@the.net> wrote in message
news:i5o0g3ddlqfmgnfkepal9a7j0h99a9aqip@4ax.com...
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/autopsy_dc;_ylt=AmooHA9JU6xVfSe726KniEjtiBIF
"Dead" man wakes up under autopsy knife
Mon Sep 17, 8:53 AM ET
CARACAS (Reuters) - A Venezuelan man who had been declared dead
woke
up in the morgue in excruciating pain after medical examiners
began
their autopsy.
I hate it when that happens.
I have actually been dead whilst being cut into by a team of
surgeons.
For a "given value" of dead. The definition is, apparently,
remarkably
complicated, and of course varies given available medical
technology,
and I suppose, your ability to afford it.
I was revived,
Three days later?
I don't think so!
and did not feel anything until I awoke from the
anaesthetic a few days later, (and chundered all over the place).
Perhaps I have no soul?
But then, who does? Depending, of course, on what one means by a
"soul".
I am Caucasian, after all.
It's a bit like being a *****: either it's a mere accident of
birth,
or one becomes a self-made man.
And I haven't got any rhythm, either.- Skjul tekst i anførselstegn -
- Vis tekst i anførselstegn -
Lots of Catholic women have the same problem.
There is a madness in their method.- Skjul tekst i anførselstegn -
- Vis tekst i anførselstegn -
Since the birth rate among Catholic women has gone way down in
developed countries, one assumes that many are dancing to a new tune.
Jesus doesn't satisfy them any longer......
Probably the reverse.
They can't get pregnant from a myth.
Perhaps if he was a mythter......
Smiler,
The godless one
a.a.# 2279
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| User: "stoney" |
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01 Nov 2007 07:20:41 PM |
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On Sun, 28 Oct 2007 03:41:33 GMT, "Smiler" <Smiler@Joe.King.com>
wrote:
"stoney" <stoney@the.net> wrote in message
news:0as4i39msm7kt9g563bdm4apj3bhte0mb0@4ax.com...
On Tue, 02 Oct 2007 21:32:59 -0700, wrote:
On 2 Okt., 09:31, Michael Gray <mikeg...@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 23:52:46 -0700, wrote:
On 2 Okt., 05:19, Michael Gray <mikeg...@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 18:27:31 +0100, Therion Ware
<autodel...@city-of-dis.com> wrote:
On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 16:15:32 +0930, Michael Gray
<mikeg...@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Sun, 30 Sep 2007 23:32:45 -0700, "Ron Baker, Pluralitas!"
<t...@aint.me> wrote:
"stoney" <sto...@the.net> wrote in message
news:i5o0g3ddlqfmgnfkepal9a7j0h99a9aqip@4ax.com...
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/autopsy_dc;_ylt=AmooHA9JU6xVfSe726KniEjtiBIF
"Dead" man wakes up under autopsy knife
Mon Sep 17, 8:53 AM ET
CARACAS (Reuters) - A Venezuelan man who had been declared dead
woke
up in the morgue in excruciating pain after medical examiners
began
their autopsy.
I hate it when that happens.
I have actually been dead whilst being cut into by a team of
surgeons.
For a "given value" of dead. The definition is, apparently,
remarkably
complicated, and of course varies given available medical
technology,
and I suppose, your ability to afford it.
I was revived,
Three days later?
I don't think so!
and did not feel anything until I awoke from the
anaesthetic a few days later, (and chundered all over the place).
Perhaps I have no soul?
But then, who does? Depending, of course, on what one means by a
"soul".
I am Caucasian, after all.
It's a bit like being a *****: either it's a mere accident of
birth,
or one becomes a self-made man.
And I haven't got any rhythm, either.- Skjul tekst i anførselstegn -
- Vis tekst i anførselstegn -
Lots of Catholic women have the same problem.
There is a madness in their method.- Skjul tekst i anførselstegn -
- Vis tekst i anførselstegn -
Since the birth rate among Catholic women has gone way down in
developed countries, one assumes that many are dancing to a new tune.
Jesus doesn't satisfy them any longer......
Probably the reverse.
They can't get pregnant from a myth.
Perhaps if he was a mythter......
Who can't get any meaner....
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26 Oct 2007 07:00:02 PM |
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On Fri, 26 Oct 2007 15:59:40 -0700, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
On Tue, 02 Oct 2007 21:32:59 -0700, wrote:
On 2 Okt., 09:31, Michael Gray <mikeg...@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 23:52:46 -0700, wrote:
On 2 Okt., 05:19, Michael Gray <mikeg...@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 18:27:31 +0100, Therion Ware
<autodel...@city-of-dis.com> wrote:
On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 16:15:32 +0930, Michael Gray
<mikeg...@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Sun, 30 Sep 2007 23:32:45 -0700, "Ron Baker, Pluralitas!"
<t...@aint.me> wrote:
"stoney" <sto...@the.net> wrote in message
news:i5o0g3ddlqfmgnfkepal9a7j0h99a9aqip@4ax.com...
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/autopsy_dc;_ylt=AmooHA9JU6xVfSe726KniEjtiBIF
"Dead" man wakes up under autopsy knife
Mon Sep 17, 8:53 AM ET
CARACAS (Reuters) - A Venezuelan man who had been declared dead woke
up in the morgue in excruciating pain after medical examiners began
their autopsy.
I hate it when that happens.
I have actually been dead whilst being cut into by a team of surgeons.
For a "given value" of dead. The definition is, apparently, remarkably
complicated, and of course varies given available medical technology,
and I suppose, your ability to afford it.
I was revived,
Three days later?
I don't think so!
and did not feel anything until I awoke from the
anaesthetic a few days later, (and chundered all over the place).
Perhaps I have no soul?
But then, who does? Depending, of course, on what one means by a
"soul".
I am Caucasian, after all.
It's a bit like being a *****: either it's a mere accident of birth,
or one becomes a self-made man.
And I haven't got any rhythm, either.- Skjul tekst i anførselstegn -
- Vis tekst i anførselstegn -
Lots of Catholic women have the same problem.
There is a madness in their method.- Skjul tekst i anførselstegn -
- Vis tekst i anførselstegn -
Since the birth rate among Catholic women has gone way down in
developed countries, one assumes that many are dancing to a new tune.
Jesus doesn't satisfy them any longer......
Thank Christ for that!
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01 Nov 2007 07:20:19 PM |
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On Sat, 27 Oct 2007 09:30:02 +0930, Michael Gray
<mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Fri, 26 Oct 2007 15:59:40 -0700, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
On Tue, 02 Oct 2007 21:32:59 -0700, wrote:
On 2 Okt., 09:31, Michael Gray <mikeg...@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 23:52:46 -0700, wrote:
On 2 Okt., 05:19, Michael Gray <mikeg...@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 18:27:31 +0100, Therion Ware
<autodel...@city-of-dis.com> wrote:
On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 16:15:32 +0930, Michael Gray
<mikeg...@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Sun, 30 Sep 2007 23:32:45 -0700, "Ron Baker, Pluralitas!"
<t...@aint.me> wrote:
"stoney" <sto...@the.net> wrote in message
news:i5o0g3ddlqfmgnfkepal9a7j0h99a9aqip@4ax.com...
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/autopsy_dc;_ylt=AmooHA9JU6xVfSe726KniEjtiBIF
"Dead" man wakes up under autopsy knife
Mon Sep 17, 8:53 AM ET
CARACAS (Reuters) - A Venezuelan man who had been declared dead woke
up in the morgue in excruciating pain after medical examiners began
their autopsy.
I hate it when that happens.
I have actually been dead whilst being cut into by a team of surgeons.
For a "given value" of dead. The definition is, apparently, remarkably
complicated, and of course varies given available medical technology,
and I suppose, your ability to afford it.
I was revived,
Three days later?
I don't think so!
and did not feel anything until I awoke from the
anaesthetic a few days later, (and chundered all over the place).
Perhaps I have no soul?
But then, who does? Depending, of course, on what one means by a
"soul".
I am Caucasian, after all.
It's a bit like being a *****: either it's a mere accident of birth,
or one becomes a self-made man.
And I haven't got any rhythm, either.- Skjul tekst i anførselstegn -
- Vis tekst i anførselstegn -
Lots of Catholic women have the same problem.
There is a madness in their method.- Skjul tekst i anførselstegn -
- Vis tekst i anførselstegn -
Since the birth rate among Catholic women has gone way down in
developed countries, one assumes that many are dancing to a new tune.
Jesus doesn't satisfy them any longer......
Thank Christ for that!
He prefers rods and scepters....
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26 Oct 2007 05:58:53 PM |
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On Tue, 02 Oct 2007 17:01:55 +0930, Michael Gray
<mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 23:52:46 -0700, wrote:
On 2 Okt., 05:19, Michael Gray <mikeg...@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 18:27:31 +0100, Therion Ware
<autodel...@city-of-dis.com> wrote:
On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 16:15:32 +0930, Michael Gray
<mikeg...@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Sun, 30 Sep 2007 23:32:45 -0700, "Ron Baker, Pluralitas!"
<t...@aint.me> wrote:
"stoney" <sto...@the.net> wrote in message
news:i5o0g3ddlqfmgnfkepal9a7j0h99a9aqip@4ax.com...
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/autopsy_dc;_ylt=AmooHA9JU6xVfSe726KniEjtiBIF
"Dead" man wakes up under autopsy knife
Mon Sep 17, 8:53 AM ET
CARACAS (Reuters) - A Venezuelan man who had been declared dead woke
up in the morgue in excruciating pain after medical examiners began
their autopsy.
I hate it when that happens.
I have actually been dead whilst being cut into by a team of surgeons.
For a "given value" of dead. The definition is, apparently, remarkably
complicated, and of course varies given available medical technology,
and I suppose, your ability to afford it.
I was revived,
Three days later?
I don't think so!
and did not feel anything until I awoke from the
anaesthetic a few days later, (and chundered all over the place).
Perhaps I have no soul?
But then, who does? Depending, of course, on what one means by a
"soul".
I am Caucasian, after all.
It's a bit like being a *****: either it's a mere accident of birth,
or one becomes a self-made man.
And I haven't got any rhythm, either.- Skjul tekst i anførselstegn -
- Vis tekst i anførselstegn -
Lots of Catholic women have the same problem.
There is a madness in their method.
No method just madness.
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: "Dead" man wakes up under autopsy knife [YIKES!} |
26 Oct 2007 07:00:34 PM |
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On Fri, 26 Oct 2007 15:58:53 -0700, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
On Tue, 02 Oct 2007 17:01:55 +0930, Michael Gray
<mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 23:52:46 -0700, wrote:
On 2 Okt., 05:19, Michael Gray <mikeg...@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 18:27:31 +0100, Therion Ware
<autodel...@city-of-dis.com> wrote:
On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 16:15:32 +0930, Michael Gray
<mikeg...@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Sun, 30 Sep 2007 23:32:45 -0700, "Ron Baker, Pluralitas!"
<t...@aint.me> wrote:
"stoney" <sto...@the.net> wrote in message
news:i5o0g3ddlqfmgnfkepal9a7j0h99a9aqip@4ax.com...
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/autopsy_dc;_ylt=AmooHA9JU6xVfSe726KniEjtiBIF
"Dead" man wakes up under autopsy knife
Mon Sep 17, 8:53 AM ET
CARACAS (Reuters) - A Venezuelan man who had been declared dead woke
up in the morgue in excruciating pain after medical examiners began
their autopsy.
I hate it when that happens.
I have actually been dead whilst being cut into by a team of surgeons.
For a "given value" of dead. The definition is, apparently, remarkably
complicated, and of course varies given available medical technology,
and I suppose, your ability to afford it.
I was revived,
Three days later?
I don't think so!
and did not feel anything until I awoke from the
anaesthetic a few days later, (and chundered all over the place).
Perhaps I have no soul?
But then, who does? Depending, of course, on what one means by a
"soul".
I am Caucasian, after all.
It's a bit like being a *****: either it's a mere accident of birth,
or one becomes a self-made man.
And I haven't got any rhythm, either.- Skjul tekst i anførselstegn -
- Vis tekst i anførselstegn -
Lots of Catholic women have the same problem.
There is a madness in their method.
No method just madness.
Not even the rhythm method?
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: "Dead" man wakes up under autopsy knife [YIKES!} |
01 Nov 2007 07:21:04 PM |
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On Sat, 27 Oct 2007 09:30:34 +0930, Michael Gray
<mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Fri, 26 Oct 2007 15:58:53 -0700, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
On Tue, 02 Oct 2007 17:01:55 +0930, Michael Gray
<mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 23:52:46 -0700, wrote:
On 2 Okt., 05:19, Michael Gray <mikeg...@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 18:27:31 +0100, Therion Ware
<autodel...@city-of-dis.com> wrote:
On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 16:15:32 +0930, Michael Gray
<mikeg...@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Sun, 30 Sep 2007 23:32:45 -0700, "Ron Baker, Pluralitas!"
<t...@aint.me> wrote:
"stoney" <sto...@the.net> wrote in message
news:i5o0g3ddlqfmgnfkepal9a7j0h99a9aqip@4ax.com...
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/autopsy_dc;_ylt=AmooHA9JU6xVfSe726KniEjtiBIF
"Dead" man wakes up under autopsy knife
Mon Sep 17, 8:53 AM ET
CARACAS (Reuters) - A Venezuelan man who had been declared dead woke
up in the morgue in excruciating pain after medical examiners began
their autopsy.
I hate it when that happens.
I have actually been dead whilst being cut into by a team of surgeons.
For a "given value" of dead. The definition is, apparently, remarkably
complicated, and of course varies given available medical technology,
and I suppose, your ability to afford it.
I was revived,
Three days later?
I don't think so!
and did not feel anything until I awoke from the
anaesthetic a few days later, (and chundered all over the place).
Perhaps I have no soul?
But then, who does? Depending, of course, on what one means by a
"soul".
I am Caucasian, after all.
It's a bit like being a *****: either it's a mere accident of birth,
or one becomes a self-made man.
And I haven't got any rhythm, either.- Skjul tekst i anførselstegn -
- Vis tekst i anførselstegn -
Lots of Catholic women have the same problem.
There is a madness in their method.
No method just madness.
Not even the rhythm method?
Chopsticks.
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01 Nov 2007 09:10:47 PM |
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"stoney" <stoney@the.net> wrote in message
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On Sat, 27 Oct 2007 09:30:34 +0930, Michael Gray
<mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Fri, 26 Oct 2007 15:58:53 -0700, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
On Tue, 02 Oct 2007 17:01:55 +0930, Michael Gray
<mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 23:52:46 -0700, wrote:
On 2 Okt., 05:19, Michael Gray <mikeg...@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 18:27:31 +0100, Therion Ware
<autodel...@city-of-dis.com> wrote:
On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 16:15:32 +0930, Michael Gray
<mikeg...@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Sun, 30 Sep 2007 23:32:45 -0700, "Ron Baker, Pluralitas!"
<t...@aint.me> wrote:
"stoney" <sto...@the.net> wrote in message
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/autopsy_dc;_ylt=AmooHA9JU6xVfSe726KniEjtiBIF
"Dead" man wakes up under autopsy knife
Mon Sep 17, 8:53 AM ET
CARACAS (Reuters) - A Venezuelan man who had been declared dead
woke
up in the morgue in excruciating pain after medical examiners
began
their autopsy.
I hate it when that happens.
I have actually been dead whilst being cut into by a team of
surgeons.
For a "given value" of dead. The definition is, apparently,
remarkably
complicated, and of course varies given available medical
technology,
and I suppose, your ability to afford it.
I was revived,
Three days later?
I don't think so!
and did not feel anything until I awoke from the
anaesthetic a few days later, (and chundered all over the place).
Perhaps I have no soul?
But then, who does? Depending, of course, on what one means by a
"soul".
I am Caucasian, after all.
It's a bit like being a *****: either it's a mere accident of
birth,
or one becomes a self-made man.
And I haven't got any rhythm, either.- Skjul tekst i anførselstegn -
- Vis tekst i anførselstegn -
Lots of Catholic women have the same problem.
There is a madness in their method.
No method just madness.
Not even the rhythm method?
Chopsticks.
Is that some new 'kink'?
Or an oriental birth control method?
Whichever, it doesn't sound very pleasant.
Smiler,
The godless one
a.a.# 2279
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: "Dead" man wakes up under autopsy knife [YIKES!} |
05 Nov 2007 08:12:25 PM |
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On Fri, 02 Nov 2007 02:10:47 GMT, "Smiler" <Smiler@Joe.King.com>
wrote:
"stoney" <stoney@the.net> wrote in message
news:7brki3puru6vul0t2b9k3oh6gqmls1v79q@4ax.com...
On Sat, 27 Oct 2007 09:30:34 +0930, Michael Gray
<mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Fri, 26 Oct 2007 15:58:53 -0700, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
On Tue, 02 Oct 2007 17:01:55 +0930, Michael Gray
<mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 23:52:46 -0700, wrote:
On 2 Okt., 05:19, Michael Gray <mikeg...@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 18:27:31 +0100, Therion Ware
<autodel...@city-of-dis.com> wrote:
On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 16:15:32 +0930, Michael Gray
<mikeg...@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Sun, 30 Sep 2007 23:32:45 -0700, "Ron Baker, Pluralitas!"
<t...@aint.me> wrote:
"stoney" <sto...@the.net> wrote in message
news:i5o0g3ddlqfmgnfkepal9a7j0h99a9aqip@4ax.com...
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/autopsy_dc;_ylt=AmooHA9JU6xVfSe726KniEjtiBIF
"Dead" man wakes up under autopsy knife
Mon Sep 17, 8:53 AM ET
CARACAS (Reuters) - A Venezuelan man who had been declared dead
woke
up in the morgue in excruciating pain after medical examiners
began
their autopsy.
I hate it when that happens.
I have actually been dead whilst being cut into by a team of
surgeons.
For a "given value" of dead. The definition is, apparently,
remarkably
complicated, and of course varies given available medical
technology,
and I suppose, your ability to afford it.
I was revived,
Three days later?
I don't think so!
and did not feel anything until I awoke from the
anaesthetic a few days later, (and chundered all over the place).
Perhaps I have no soul?
But then, who does? Depending, of course, on what one means by a
"soul".
I am Caucasian, after all.
It's a bit like being a *****: either it's a mere accident of
birth,
or one becomes a self-made man.
And I haven't got any rhythm, either.- Skjul tekst i anførselstegn -
- Vis tekst i anførselstegn -
Lots of Catholic women have the same problem.
There is a madness in their method.
No method just madness.
Not even the rhythm method?
Chopsticks.
Is that some new 'kink'?
Or an oriental birth control method?
Whichever, it doesn't sound very pleasant.
God Swill®.
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| User: "Ben Kaufman" |
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| Title: Re: "Dead" man wakes up under autopsy knife [YIKES!} |
03 Oct 2007 12:51:51 AM |
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On Tue, 02 Oct 2007 12:49:36 +0930, Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 18:27:31 +0100, Therion Ware
<autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote:
On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 16:15:32 +0930, Michael Gray
<mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Sun, 30 Sep 2007 23:32:45 -0700, "Ron Baker, Pluralitas!"
<this@aint.me> wrote:
"stoney" <stoney@the.net> wrote in message
news:i5o0g3ddlqfmgnfkepal9a7j0h99a9aqip@4ax.com...
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/autopsy_dc;_ylt=AmooHA9JU6xVfSe726KniEjtiBIF
"Dead" man wakes up under autopsy knife
Mon Sep 17, 8:53 AM ET
CARACAS (Reuters) - A Venezuelan man who had been declared dead woke
up in the morgue in excruciating pain after medical examiners began
their autopsy.
I hate it when that happens.
I have actually been dead whilst being cut into by a team of surgeons.
For a "given value" of dead. The definition is, apparently, remarkably
complicated, and of course varies given available medical technology,
and I suppose, your ability to afford it.
I was revived,
Three days later?
I don't think so!
and did not feel anything until I awoke from the
anaesthetic a few days later, (and chundered all over the place).
Perhaps I have no soul?
But then, who does? Depending, of course, on what one means by a
"soul".
I am Caucasian, after all.
It's a bit like being a *****: either it's a mere accident of birth,
or one becomes a self-made man.
And I haven't got any rhythm, either.
Did you have a 2nd head?
http://tinyurl.com/2dqnyw
Ben
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: "Dead" man wakes up under autopsy knife [YIKES!} |
03 Oct 2007 02:17:18 AM |
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On Wed, 03 Oct 2007 01:51:51 -0400, Ben Kaufman
<spaXm-mXe-anXd-paXy-5000-dollars@pobox.com> wrote:
On Tue, 02 Oct 2007 12:49:36 +0930, Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 18:27:31 +0100, Therion Ware
<autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote:
On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 16:15:32 +0930, Michael Gray
<mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Sun, 30 Sep 2007 23:32:45 -0700, "Ron Baker, Pluralitas!"
<this@aint.me> wrote:
"stoney" <stoney@the.net> wrote in message
news:i5o0g3ddlqfmgnfkepal9a7j0h99a9aqip@4ax.com...
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/autopsy_dc;_ylt=AmooHA9JU6xVfSe726KniEjtiBIF
"Dead" man wakes up under autopsy knife
Mon Sep 17, 8:53 AM ET
CARACAS (Reuters) - A Venezuelan man who had been declared dead woke
up in the morgue in excruciating pain after medical examiners began
their autopsy.
I hate it when that happens.
I have actually been dead whilst being cut into by a team of surgeons.
For a "given value" of dead. The definition is, apparently, remarkably
complicated, and of course varies given available medical technology,
and I suppose, your ability to afford it.
I was revived,
Three days later?
I don't think so!
and did not feel anything until I awoke from the
anaesthetic a few days later, (and chundered all over the place).
Perhaps I have no soul?
But then, who does? Depending, of course, on what one means by a
"soul".
I am Caucasian, after all.
It's a bit like being a *****: either it's a mere accident of birth,
or one becomes a self-made man.
And I haven't got any rhythm, either.
Did you have a 2nd head?
http://tinyurl.com/2dqnyw
Wow!
That is amazing!
Was it a real show, or is this a very well 'executed' parody?
I'd like to see more, if they have let the producers out of the
asylum.
Zaphod Beeblebrox, eat yer honky heart out.
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