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01 Jun 2007 04:57:42 PM |
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Deadly spider’s venom may yield super virility |
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18984762/wid/11915773?GT1=10109
Deadly spider’s venom may yield super virility
Chile’s black widow also has promising spermicidal abilities, scientists
find
Updated: 2:49 p.m. ET June 1, 2007
SANTIAGO, Chile - {REUTER} Scientists have discovered a potentially
marketable contraceptive in the venom of Chile’s black widow spider,
whose bite is fatal to many but can also cause prolonged, painful and
involuntary erections in men.
The venom of the Latrodectus mactans, a variety of black widow found
only in the south of Chile, has spermicidal properties not found in
black widows in other regions of the world, Chilean Dr. Fernando Romero
said.
Romero heads a research team that has studied the spider’s venom for
seven years, prompted by tales of Chilean farmers who acquired
superhuman virility after being bitten by the black widow.
Initial studies focused on taking extracts from the venom to treat
erectile dysfunction, but they soon discovered it had a molecule that
also made it an effective contraceptive.
“This is a great business opportunity, we are the creators of the
spermicide,” Romero told Reuters by telephone.
He said he believes the molecule’s natural properties are superior to
those of synthetic spermicides currently on the market.
“For us in Chile, this has opened a window of opportunity to an
incredible market, since currently there are no naturally based
spermicides that have the properties of this discovered molecule,”
Romero said.
Romero, based at the Universidad de la Frontera in the southern city of
Temuco, has already applied for a patent for his erectile dysfunction
medicine.
‘Spider-bitten’
His team discovered the property after looking into Chilean folklore
that describes a virile man, one known to have spectacular sexual energy
or many sexual partners, as being ”spider-bitten.”
The Chilean black widow is also known as the wheat spider for the wheat
fields it inhabits and where its farmer-victims receive their often
fatal bite.
The spider’s bite can kill children and the elderly, but among strong
young farmers it leads to erections that can last for days and involve
involuntary ejaculations.
At the end of the ordeal, the man is left sexually energized and feels
physically stronger, the saying goes.
Romero said he was confident his research would be complete in a couple
of years and the spermicide would become available to world markets.
“We have to make sure there are no side effects ... so that it can be
used as a gel in combination with condoms, or as suppositories for
women.”
The research is being supported by Chilean pharmaceuticals company
Andromaco.
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Atheist n A person to be pitied in that he is
unable to believe things for which there is
no evidence, and who has thus deprived himself of
a convenient means of feeling superior to others.
—Chaz Bufe, The American Heretic’s Dictionary
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| User: "Andy W" |
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| Title: Re: Deadly spider's venom may yield super virility |
01 Jun 2007 05:24:30 PM |
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On 1 Jun, 22:57, stoney <sto...@the.net> wrote:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18984762/wid/11915773?GT1=10109
Deadly spider's venom may yield super virility
Chile's black widow also has promising spermicidal abilities, scientists
find
I'm sorry, did you just say "deadly spider venom"? And you want me to
do *what* with it??
Updated: 2:49 p.m. ET June 1, 2007
SANTIAGO, Chile - {REUTER} Scientists have discovered a potentially
marketable contraceptive in the venom of Chile's black widow spider,
whose bite is fatal to many but can also cause prolonged, painful and
involuntary erections in men.
Oh great. Who wouldn't want that?
Andy
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| User: "Smiler" |
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| Title: Re: Deadly spider's venom may yield super virility |
01 Jun 2007 08:54:16 PM |
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"Andy W" <vorath@mailinator.com> wrote in message
news:1180736670.668301.80860@k79g2000hse.googlegroups.com...
On 1 Jun, 22:57, stoney <sto...@the.net> wrote:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18984762/wid/11915773?GT1=10109
Deadly spider's venom may yield super virility
Chile's black widow also has promising spermicidal abilities, scientists
find
I'm sorry, did you just say "deadly spider venom"? And you want me to
do *what* with it??
Updated: 2:49 p.m. ET June 1, 2007
SANTIAGO, Chile - {REUTER} Scientists have discovered a potentially
marketable contraceptive in the venom of Chile's black widow spider,
whose bite is fatal to many but can also cause prolonged, painful and
involuntary erections in men.
Oh great. Who wouldn't want that?
Andy
I'm just waiting for the flood of "Spider Venom" spam emails.
Smiler,
The godless one
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: Deadly spider's venom may yield super virility |
02 Jun 2007 01:42:59 AM |
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In article <1180736670.668301.80860@k79g2000hse.googlegroups.com>,
Andy W <vorath@mailinator.com> wrote:
On 1 Jun, 22:57, stoney <sto...@the.net> wrote:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18984762/wid/11915773?GT1=10109
Deadly spider's venom may yield super virility
Chile's black widow also has promising spermicidal abilities, scientists
find
I'm sorry, did you just say "deadly spider venom"? And you want me to
do *what* with it??
Updated: 2:49 p.m. ET June 1, 2007
SANTIAGO, Chile - {REUTER} Scientists have discovered a potentially
marketable contraceptive in the venom of Chile's black widow spider,
whose bite is fatal to many but can also cause prolonged, painful and
involuntary erections in men.
Oh great. Who wouldn't want that?
First you get horny and then you die. Great.
Andy
--
John #1782
"We should always be disposed to believe that which appears to us to be
white is really black, if the hierarchy of the church so decides."
- Saint Ignatius Loyola (1491-1556) Founder of the Jesuit Order.
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| User: "Kelsey Bjarnason" |
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| Title: Re: Deadly spider's venom may yield super virility |
02 Jun 2007 02:30:02 PM |
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On Fri, 01 Jun 2007 23:42:59 -0700, johac wrote:
In article <1180736670.668301.80860@k79g2000hse.googlegroups.com>,
Andy W <vorath@mailinator.com> wrote:
On 1 Jun, 22:57, stoney <sto...@the.net> wrote:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18984762/wid/11915773?GT1=10109
Deadly spider's venom may yield super virility
Chile's black widow also has promising spermicidal abilities, scientists
find
I'm sorry, did you just say "deadly spider venom"? And you want me to
do *what* with it??
Updated: 2:49 p.m. ET June 1, 2007
SANTIAGO, Chile - {REUTER} Scientists have discovered a potentially
marketable contraceptive in the venom of Chile's black widow spider,
whose bite is fatal to many but can also cause prolonged, painful and
involuntary erections in men.
Oh great. Who wouldn't want that?
First you get horny and then you die. Great.
So pretty much business as usual, the only difference is the scheduling. :)
--
Support the National Endowment for Creative Misogyny.- J. Falwell
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: Deadly spider's venom may yield super virility |
03 Jun 2007 01:01:16 AM |
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In article <n9s8j4-3gf.ln1@spanky.localhost.net>,
Kelsey Bjarnason <kbjarnason@gmail.com> wrote:
On Fri, 01 Jun 2007 23:42:59 -0700, johac wrote:
In article <1180736670.668301.80860@k79g2000hse.googlegroups.com>,
Andy W <vorath@mailinator.com> wrote:
On 1 Jun, 22:57, stoney <sto...@the.net> wrote:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18984762/wid/11915773?GT1=10109
Deadly spider's venom may yield super virility
Chile's black widow also has promising spermicidal abilities, scientists
find
I'm sorry, did you just say "deadly spider venom"? And you want me to
do *what* with it??
Updated: 2:49 p.m. ET June 1, 2007
SANTIAGO, Chile - {REUTER} Scientists have discovered a potentially
marketable contraceptive in the venom of Chile's black widow spider,
whose bite is fatal to many but can also cause prolonged, painful and
involuntary erections in men.
Oh great. Who wouldn't want that?
First you get horny and then you die. Great.
So pretty much business as usual, the only difference is the scheduling. :)
True. Although I hope I get horny many more times before I die. :-)
--
John #1782
"We should always be disposed to believe that which appears to us to be
white is really black, if the hierarchy of the church so decides."
- Saint Ignatius Loyola (1491-1556) Founder of the Jesuit Order.
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| User: "Kelsey Bjarnason" |
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| Title: Re: Deadly spider's venom may yield super virility |
03 Jun 2007 04:55:25 PM |
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On Sat, 02 Jun 2007 23:01:16 -0700, johac wrote:
In article <n9s8j4-3gf.ln1@spanky.localhost.net>,
Kelsey Bjarnason <kbjarnason@gmail.com> wrote:
On Fri, 01 Jun 2007 23:42:59 -0700, johac wrote:
In article <1180736670.668301.80860@k79g2000hse.googlegroups.com>,
Andy W <vorath@mailinator.com> wrote:
On 1 Jun, 22:57, stoney <sto...@the.net> wrote:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18984762/wid/11915773?GT1=10109
Deadly spider's venom may yield super virility
Chile's black widow also has promising spermicidal abilities, scientists
find
I'm sorry, did you just say "deadly spider venom"? And you want me to
do *what* with it??
Updated: 2:49 p.m. ET June 1, 2007
SANTIAGO, Chile - {REUTER} Scientists have discovered a potentially
marketable contraceptive in the venom of Chile's black widow spider,
whose bite is fatal to many but can also cause prolonged, painful and
involuntary erections in men.
Oh great. Who wouldn't want that?
First you get horny and then you die. Great.
So pretty much business as usual, the only difference is the scheduling. :)
True. Although I hope I get horny many more times before I die. :-)
Oh, indeed. Several times a day for decades more, at least. :)
--
“Now please state the theory of creationism.” -- Dr Pepper
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: Deadly spider's venom may yield super virility |
03 Jun 2007 11:24:51 PM |
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In article <dvpbj4-7no.ln1@spanky.localhost.net>,
Kelsey Bjarnason <kbjarnason@gmail.com> wrote:
On Sat, 02 Jun 2007 23:01:16 -0700, johac wrote:
In article <n9s8j4-3gf.ln1@spanky.localhost.net>,
Kelsey Bjarnason <kbjarnason@gmail.com> wrote:
On Fri, 01 Jun 2007 23:42:59 -0700, johac wrote:
In article <1180736670.668301.80860@k79g2000hse.googlegroups.com>,
Andy W <vorath@mailinator.com> wrote:
On 1 Jun, 22:57, stoney <sto...@the.net> wrote:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18984762/wid/11915773?GT1=10109
Deadly spider's venom may yield super virility
Chile's black widow also has promising spermicidal abilities,
scientists
find
I'm sorry, did you just say "deadly spider venom"? And you want me to
do *what* with it??
Updated: 2:49 p.m. ET June 1, 2007
SANTIAGO, Chile - {REUTER} Scientists have discovered a potentially
marketable contraceptive in the venom of Chile's black widow spider,
whose bite is fatal to many but can also cause prolonged, painful and
involuntary erections in men.
Oh great. Who wouldn't want that?
First you get horny and then you die. Great.
So pretty much business as usual, the only difference is the scheduling.
:)
True. Although I hope I get horny many more times before I die. :-)
Oh, indeed. Several times a day for decades more, at least. :)
Amen !
--
John #1782
"We should always be disposed to believe that which appears to us to be
white is really black, if the hierarchy of the church so decides."
- Saint Ignatius Loyola (1491-1556) Founder of the Jesuit Order.
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: Deadly spider’s venom may yield super virility |
01 Jun 2007 08:28:18 PM |
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On Fri, 01 Jun 2007 14:57:42 -0700, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18984762/wid/11915773?GT1=10109
Deadly spider’s venom may yield super virility
Chile’s black widow also has promising spermicidal abilities, scientists
find
Treating erectile dysfunction with the help of a widow is an ancient
technique!
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| User: "Enkidu" |
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| Title: Re: Deadly spider’s venom may yield super virility |
01 Jun 2007 09:09:59 PM |
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stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote in
news:5e51635483aj14jl7btrbqimocq87q4aua@4ax.com:
SANTIAGO, Chile - {REUTER} Scientists have discovered a potentially
marketable contraceptive in the venom of Chile's black widow spider,
whose bite is fatal to many but can also cause prolonged, painful and
involuntary erections in men.
Long and painless is enough for me.
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Enkidu AA#2165
EAC Chaplain and ordained minister,
ULC, Modesto, CA
Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the
Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun.
Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-eight million miles is an
utterly insignificant little blue-green planet whose ape-descended life
forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches
are a pretty neat idea.
- Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
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