July 24, 2001 4:02 PM EDT

OXYCONTIN HOLDS SECRET TO GAY PILL

July 24, 2001 4:02 PM EDT

OXYCONTIN HOLDS SECRET TO GAY PILL

Story by Andrew Weisman

The media is filled with stories on the newest scourge to
hit America's streets, the latest "hip" drug, Oxycontin. We
gloss over the reports on this latest fad to hit the drug
culture, this "Poor man's smack," the "Hillbilly Heroin,"
failing to so much as register the fact that the pills are
selling for as much as $300 a piece, many times higher
than the price of heroin. What's a little inconsistency in
news reporting anyway? We don't even notice anymore.
We've got a coffee to finish, a bus to catch. Wondering
how a new, rarely prescribed and extremely expensive
drug could come to such high demand would only slow
us down. And what a demand it is.

CNN reports that no less than 37 pharmacies in
Massachusetts alone have been robbed of their Oxycontin
supply, all in a brief six-month period. To this we must
add the countless number of doses obtained with
prescriptions, either forged by addicts or written out by
liberal doctors. Huge quantities of this drug hitting the
streets, all this demand, and the medias only response is
to claim that it's an "inexpensive" alternative to drugs
costing much, much less. Why the lies? Why the cover
up? It's because the truth would hurt you so much more
than the lie.

THE TRUTH

Oxycontin is a main ingredient to the "gay pill," the
chemical compound proven to turn normal, red-blooded men
and boys into devout homosexuals. Worse yet, Oxycontin
alone is enough to win the average male over to the
homosexual lifestyle.

HOW IT WORKS

Oxycontin is a powerful, synthetic opium derivative, and
a quick, efficient painkiller. How it works is by latching
itself on to your body's nerve receptors, blocking them so
that your nerves are unable to report pain. Unfortunately,
your body reports physical pleasure using this exact same
process. If anything, physical pleasure, like from sex, is
blocked much more quickly and easily than the pain caused
by a cancer. The same amount of Oxycontin used to treat the
pain from cancer would be enough to block physical sexual
pleasure in any five men. It is in this manner that the victim
of Oxycontin is stripped of a normal sex life, with the
operative word being "normal."

THE LINK TO HOMOSEXUALITY

It has long been established that homosexual sex is a great
deal more intense than normal sex. Starting with Kinsey in
1947, researchers have been documenting the heightened
physical pleasure and increased psychological response
found in men who engage in homosexual acts. What's more,
this "heightened" sexuality appears to be true regardless of
whether or not the male experiences physical contact with
another male, or simply engages in homosexual fantasies
while masturbating. Homosexual sex is simply that intense.
As the respected researcher Dr. Paul Cameron of The Family
Research Institute stated in an interview published in the
March 1999 issue of "The Rolling Stone" magazine:

"If you isolate sexuality as something solely for one's own
personal amusement, and all you want is the most satisfying
orgasm you can get - and that is what homosexuality seems
to be - then homosexuality seems too powerful to resist. The
evidence is that men do a better job on men, and women on
women, if all you are looking for is orgasm." A little later
Dr. Cameron went on to add:

"It's pure sexuality. It's almost like pure heroin. It's such a rush."

The research makes it clear: Homosexual sex is well beyond
anything normal people can experience, and this is how
Oxycontin alone can turn people gay.

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Just a small amount of Oxycontin, with it's nerve defeating
powers, eliminates your ability to experience normal sex.
Although some men do report that they are capable of
functioning sexually while on Oxycontin, all report that the
physical pleasure and psychological stimulation is almost
nil. Literally, by blocking the nerve receptors in your body,
Oxycontin raises the threshold necessary to feel physical
stimulation (be it pain or pleasure) to a point much higher
than normal sex is usually able to attain. Victims soon
discover that they are left with few choices; they must either
forgo sex, accept drastically diminshed sexual feelings or
turn to homosexuality in order to experience orgasmic
pleasure as they were accustomed.

HOOKED

If exposure to Oxycontin will entice normal, healthy men
and boys to engage in homosexual activity (including, but
not limited to homosexual fantasies while masturbating),
eliminating the Oxycontin will restore them to a normal,
heterosexual lifestyle. Right? Wrong. The exact opposite is
true. It is when the victim is off Oxycontin, and it is cleared
from their system, that their sexual capacity is restored to
"normal" and they discover the "allure" of homosexuality.

The problem is, while on Oxycontin, they were
experiencing homosexual sex at the same intensity as they
had previously experienced heterosexual sex. The
Oxycontin raised their pleasure threshold, so the
homosexual sex was no better, if not worse, than the normal
sex they had previously experienced. It is only after the
Oxycontin is removed from their system, and they engage in
homosexual behavior, that they finally experience sex as does
a homosexual male, and they understand what they've been
missing with normal sex.

THE FACTS

As many as 75% of Oxycontin victims report a return to their
previous homosexual lifestyle, either fantasizing about or
having sexual contact with other males, within two days of
kicking the drug. The figure grows to over 90% within a
two-week period, with the remainder falling well below the
expected "false reports" of heterosexuality, given the stigma
attached to being gay within this society.

NO RETURN

Unfortunately, once a victim has been "turned on" to
homosexual sex there appears to be no turning back. "It's a
'Keeping up With The Jones' mentality," one researcher
explained. "People are happy with what they've got right up
until the moment they discover that somebody else has it
better. Once they've seen the lights of Paris," he said, something
of a pun on Gay Pari, "They're no longer happy living on the farm."

July 24, 2001 4:02 PM EDT

OXYCONTIN HOLDS SECRET TO GAY PILL

Story by Andrew Weisman

The media is filled with stories on the newest scourge to
hit America's streets, the latest "hip" drug, Oxycontin. We
gloss over the reports on this latest fad to hit the drug
culture, this "Poor man's smack," the "Hillbilly Heroin,"
failing to so much as register the fact that the pills are
selling for as much as $300 a piece, many times higher
than the price of heroin. What's a little inconsistency in
news reporting anyway? We don't even notice anymore.
We've got a coffee to finish, a bus to catch. Wondering
how a new, rarely prescribed and extremely expensive
drug could come to such high demand would only slow
us down. And what a demand it is.

CNN reports that no less than 37 pharmacies in
Massachusetts alone have been robbed of their Oxycontin
supply, all in a brief six-month period. To this we must
add the countless number of doses obtained with
prescriptions, either forged by addicts or written out by
liberal doctors. Huge quantities of this drug hitting the
streets, all this demand, and the medias only response is
to claim that it's an "inexpensive" alternative to drugs
costing much, much less. Why the lies? Why the cover
up? It's because the truth would hurt you so much more
than the lie.

THE TRUTH

Oxycontin is a main ingredient to the "gay pill," the
chemical compound proven to turn normal, red-blooded men
and boys into devout homosexuals. Worse yet, Oxycontin
alone is enough to win the average male over to the
homosexual lifestyle.

HOW IT WORKS

Oxycontin is a powerful, synthetic opium derivative, and
a quick, efficient painkiller. How it works is by latching
itself on to your body's nerve receptors, blocking them so
that your nerves are unable to report pain. Unfortunately,
your body reports physical pleasure using this exact same
process. If anything, physical pleasure, like from sex, is
blocked much more quickly and easily than the pain caused
by a cancer. The same amount of Oxycontin used to treat the

It has long been established that homosexual sex is a great
deal more intense than normal sex.

OXYCONTIN HOLDS SECRET TO GAY PILL

Yes, if effect, shutting him up.

Assuming that Rush Limbaugh didn't already have 987^576 times
more media time than any ten of us combined -- without ever
appearing on ESPN -- you have a point.

Otherwise you're a complete loser who's blown things way out
of proportion.

The irony of that statement must have escaped you.