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Religions > Atheism |
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"TRUECRISTIAN" |
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20 Jun 2006 04:38:20 PM |
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Dear Lord Jesus, |
Dear Lord Jesus,
Thank you for not killing me before I had a chance to accept you as my
Personal Savior.
I believe that Liberals and Democrats are under the control of Satan
and his sneering minions, the educated and the well-traveled.
I do not want to be tossed into the incandescent flames of the sadistic
hell you created for those who did not vote for George W. Bush or
waiver in their faith by questioning the honesty, competence or syntax
of Jesus' anointed.
Please Lord Jesus, I want to become a True Republican=99 and a Real
American=99. I accept you as my Lord and Savior.
I believe You died for my sins and rose on the third day and floated
off to your invisible, exquisitely decorated mansion in the Holy
Ghost's subdivision in the clouds while an audience of early Republican
prophets looked on.
I believe that in voting Republican, I am doing the implacable will of
God.
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| User: "Greywolf" |
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| Title: Re: Dear Lord Jesus, |
20 Jun 2006 07:50:00 PM |
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"TRUECRISTIAN" <XL3@OPERAMAIL.COM> wrote in message
news:1150839500.132684.48850@i40g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
Dear Lord Jesus,
Thank you for not killing me before I had a chance to accept you as my
Personal Savior.
I believe that Liberals and Democrats are under the control of Satan
and his sneering minions, the educated and the well-traveled.
I do not want to be tossed into the incandescent flames of the sadistic
hell you created for those who did not vote for George W. Bush or
waiver in their faith by questioning the honesty, competence or syntax
of Jesus' anointed.
Please Lord Jesus, I want to become a True RepublicanT and a Real
AmericanT. I accept you as my Lord and Savior.
I believe You died for my sins and rose on the third day and floated
off to your invisible, exquisitely decorated mansion in the Holy
Ghost's subdivision in the clouds while an audience of early Republican
prophets looked on.
I believe that in voting Republican, I am doing the implacable will of
God.
My word! A *true* Christian! Oh my goodness. Will wonders never cease? Can
you speak in 'tongues', too? How about Republican 'double-speak'?
Greywolf
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| User: "Gospel Bretts" |
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| Title: Re: Dear Lord Jesus, |
20 Jun 2006 07:57:26 PM |
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On Tue, 20 Jun 2006 19:50:00 -0500, "Greywolf" <greywolf@cybrzn.com>
wrote:
"TRUECRISTIAN" <XL3@OPERAMAIL.COM> wrote in message
news:1150839500.132684.48850@i40g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
Dear Lord Jesus,
Thank you for not killing me before I had a chance to accept you as my
Personal Savior.
I believe that Liberals and Democrats are under the control of Satan
and his sneering minions, the educated and the well-traveled.
I do not want to be tossed into the incandescent flames of the sadistic
hell you created for those who did not vote for George W. Bush or
waiver in their faith by questioning the honesty, competence or syntax
of Jesus' anointed.
Please Lord Jesus, I want to become a True RepublicanT and a Real
AmericanT. I accept you as my Lord and Savior.
I believe You died for my sins and rose on the third day and floated
off to your invisible, exquisitely decorated mansion in the Holy
Ghost's subdivision in the clouds while an audience of early Republican
prophets looked on.
I believe that in voting Republican, I am doing the implacable will of
God.
My word! A *true* Christian! Oh my goodness. Will wonders never cease? Can
you speak in 'tongues', too? How about Republican 'double-speak'?
Greywolf
Truecristian's presentation is parody.
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| User: "towelie" |
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| Title: Re: Dear Lord Jesus, |
20 Jun 2006 08:26:05 PM |
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Gospel Bretts wrote:
My word! A *true* Christian! Oh my goodness. Will wonders never
cease? Can you speak in 'tongues', too? How about Republican
'double-speak'?
Greywolf
Truecristian's presentation is parody.
Who is doing it? Is it an AA regular?
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| User: "Gospel Bretts" |
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| Title: Re: Dear Lord Jesus, |
20 Jun 2006 08:28:34 PM |
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On Tue, 20 Jun 2006 20:26:05 -0500, "towelie" <bugoNOSPAM@hotmail.com>
wrote:
Gospel Bretts wrote:
My word! A *true* Christian! Oh my goodness. Will wonders never
cease? Can you speak in 'tongues', too? How about Republican
'double-speak'?
Greywolf
Truecristian's presentation is parody.
Who is doing it? Is it an AA regular?
I dunno. But read it. It can't possibly be sincere.
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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| Title: Re: Dear Lord Jesus, |
20 Jun 2006 10:36:51 PM |
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Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Gospel Bretts
(Hallelujah@JesusName.org) made the light shine upon us with this:
On Tue, 20 Jun 2006 20:26:05 -0500, "towelie" <bugoNOSPAM@hotmail.com>
wrote:
Gospel Bretts wrote:
My word! A *true* Christian! Oh my goodness. Will wonders never
cease? Can you speak in 'tongues', too? How about Republican
'double-speak'?
Greywolf
Truecristian's presentation is parody.
Who is doing it? Is it an AA regular?
I dunno. But read it. It can't possibly be sincere.
I've seen two completely different TRUECRISTIANs. One aproaches
rationality. The other posts nonsensical drivel in ALLCAPS and stolen
anti-atheist propoganda with the body of the post copypasted into the
subject. Medication is obviously an issue here, we've all seen both
sides of this schizophrenic *****.
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
The laws that require me to NOT kill people I don't like REALLY bug
me, or there would be many less of YOUR kind.
-John Weatherly
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| User: "Gospel Bretts" |
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| Title: Re: Dear Lord Jesus, |
20 Jun 2006 04:46:22 PM |
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On 20 Jun 2006 14:38:20 -0700, "TRUECRISTIAN" <XL3@OPERAMAIL.COM>
wrote:
Dear Lord Jesus,
Thank you for not killing me before I had a chance to accept you as my
Personal Savior.
I believe that Liberals and Democrats are under the control of Satan
and his sneering minions, the educated and the well-traveled.
I do not want to be tossed into the incandescent flames of the sadistic
hell you created for those who did not vote for George W. Bush or
waiver in their faith by questioning the honesty, competence or syntax
of Jesus' anointed.
Please Lord Jesus, I want to become a True Republican™ and a Real
American™. I accept you as my Lord and Savior.
I believe You died for my sins and rose on the third day and floated
off to your invisible, exquisitely decorated mansion in the Holy
Ghost's subdivision in the clouds while an audience of early Republican
prophets looked on.
I believe that in voting Republican, I am doing the implacable will of
God.
Crosspost this to the xian groups too. They're the ones who need to
read it.
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| User: "7gg10" |
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| Title: Re: Dear Lord Jesus, |
20 Jun 2006 04:46:50 PM |
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TRUECRISTIAN wrote:
I believe that in voting Republican, I am doing the implacable will of
God.
iam new ish here, is this a wee joke or are there Americans as
brainwashed as this
7gg10
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| User: "Gospel Bretts" |
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| Title: Re: Dear Lord Jesus, |
20 Jun 2006 04:52:35 PM |
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On Tue, 20 Jun 2006 21:46:50 GMT, 7gg10
<atheist.thoughts@ntlworld.com> wrote:
TRUECRISTIAN wrote:
I believe that in voting Republican, I am doing the implacable will of
God.
iam new ish here, is this a wee joke or are there Americans as
brainwashed as this
7gg10
Yes, and yes. "Truecristian" is writing satire, but many Americans are
that brainwashed.
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| User: "TRUECRISTIAN" |
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| Title: Re: Dear Lord Jesus, |
20 Jun 2006 04:59:32 PM |
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Gospel Bretts escreveu:
long to join my brother in Christ, George W. Bush, and every single True=
Christian=99 who voted for Him.
I understand that all of America's problems began when we allowed
ourselves to be seduced by the pinko, pacifistic false version of Jesus
found in the New Testament, letting non-Protestant foreign trash into
Your divine nation and squandering time we could have been at war
trying to make peace with perfectly good enemies, before renewing our
hearts and joyously embracing Republican Christianity's new improved,
steroid-engorged version of Jesus Christ.
I want to help eliminate the deadly disease of liberalism and assist my
President and Your appointed servant on Earth to help rebuild this
country into the Glorious Christian Nation it once was on the rocky
shores of Puritan New England in the late 1600's.
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: Dear Lord Jesus, |
20 Jun 2006 08:43:41 PM |
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Previously, on alt.atheism, 7gg10 in episode
<e1_lg.31922$lQ.11161@newsfe3-gui.ntli.net>...
TRUECRISTIAN wrote:
I believe that in voting Republican, I am doing the implacable will of
God.
iam new ish here, is this a wee joke or are there Americans as brainwashed
as this
It's just a troll, nothing to see here...
--
Mark K. Bilbo
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for everything bad that happened during and after
Hurricane Katrina, the truth is that the people
who lived here were much more prepared for a big
storm than the federal government that promised
us flood protection." [Jarvis DeBerry]
http://makeashorterlink.com/?V180525DC
"Everything New Orleans"
http://www.nola.com
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| User: "-Alan aa#1608 BAAWA" |
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| Title: Re: Dear Lord Jesus, |
20 Jun 2006 08:25:14 PM |
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TRUECRISTIAN wrote:
Dear Lord Jesus,
Thank you for not killing me before I had a chance to accept you as my
Personal Savior.
Dear Jesus,
Please feel free to kill him now, though.
-Alan
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