Dear Media: You've been played like a '59 GoldTop. Now what?
By davidswanson

Dear Media,

I hope you all enjoy lying in that bed you've made.

All those years of making excuses for George W. Bush's ineptness,
inadequacies, and illegalities have earned you absolutely nothing. You
brushed aside his lack of experience and intellectual incuriosity in
1999 and 2000, mostly because you didn't like Al Gore. Your behavoir
gave him a much better position from which to steal the 2000 election.

You bought the spin from Bush's minions, ignoring the crisis that was
taking place in Florida after the election. You believed every lie they
came up with, from 'The votes have been counted and re-counted and
re-counted' to 'Al Gore is trying to steal the election,' and you
decided that letting Bush take office (in the most literal sense
possible) was 'best for the country.'

You papered over the fact that he was scared out of his mind on
September 11, 2001 - to the point where he flew to Idaho to hide - in
favor of painting him as a 'resolute leader.' You swallowed, hook,
line, and sinker, every lie that came out of the White House in the
run-up to the invasion of Iraq - in many cases embellishing the lies to
make them sound more plausible.

You let the elite members of your profession use their positions as
opinion-shapers to shove cooked intelligence down the throats of the
American public. You placed that cooked intel on the front pages of
every newspaper and magazine in the country, and you played that cooked
intelligence at the top of every hour on your cable news outlets.

You never once asked, 'Where is Osama bin Laden?'

You followed him, with your TV cameras, to every single place he went
to vent his spleen about terrorists, giving him hours and hours of free
face time to repeat his lies. You ignored that people were being
arrested for speaking against him, that his audiences were hand-picked,
that protestors were being put in pens at great distances from every
venue in which he ever appeared.

You bought 'Mission Accomplished' by the pound. You cleared the shelves
of 'shock and awe,' exhausted the stocks of 'smokin' 'em out,' drank
gallons and gallons of GOP Brand Kool-Aid. You 'embedded' youselves
with the military and took everything the military told you at face
value - even if it directly contradicted reality as we know it.

You reported staged events like the toppling of Saddam Hussein's statue
as if they were real news events. And even after the American public
started to wise up and wipe the terra-dust from their eyes, you still
insisted upon calling him a 'popular president.'

You helped his employees ruin the reputations of fine men who served
this country honorably - letting them compare a man who gave three
limbs in service to this country with Osama bin Laden. You took a
highly-decorated war veteran - you know, the kind of person that you
all love to say you 'support' and 'honor' - and ran his reputation into
the mud, somehow making his exemplary service seem shameful.

You justified Bush's expansion of executive power to the point where we
don't even need Congress, giving them their new job of stage managers
for completely meaningless staged events like the Terri Schiavo fiasco
or railing against gay marriage and making sure nobody burns an
American flag or dares utter the words that Iraq is bleeding us dry,
killing our kids and destroying our reputation as 'the good guys,'
worldwide.

You made excuses for his illegal spying on the American people. You
offered weak justifications for his naked power grab, you laughed off
the fact that his second-in-command shot a man in the face.

You made Ann Coulter socially acceptable.

And after all this, Bush and Cheney and Congress and Coulter and every
wingnut pundit, whom you've coddled and accomodated every step of the
way, show their appreciation how?

They want to muzzle you. They want to imprison you. They want to try
you for treason.

Listen up, Rubes. You think that for the past six years you've been
part of their crowd, but you haven't. You got suckered, flim-flammed,
taken in, jacked, jobbed and jerked around. They took your lunch money.
They came in your mouth after promising they wouldn't.

They used you, and now they want to jail you.

I'd feel bad for you, but you know what they say about lying down with
dogs. You really should have known better - but nobody ever said you
had to be especially smart to be part of the media, and you're all
living proof of that fact.

They fucked you. Now, are you gonna ***** back? You might want to
consider it.

Love, Stranger

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Source URL:
http://www.afterdowningstreet.org/node/12547

Dear Media: You've been played like a '59 GoldTop. Now what?
By davidswanson

Dear Media,

I hope you all enjoy lying in that bed you've made.

All those years of making excuses for George W. Bush's ineptness,
inadequacies, and illegalities have earned you absolutely nothing. You
brushed aside his lack of experience and intellectual incuriosity in
1999 and 2000, mostly because you didn't like Al Gore. Your behavoir
gave him a much better position from which to steal the 2000 election.

You bought the spin from Bush's minions, ignoring the crisis that was
taking place in Florida after the election. You believed every lie they
came up with, from 'The votes have been counted and re-counted and
re-counted' to 'Al Gore is trying to steal the election,' and you
decided that letting Bush take office (in the most literal sense
possible) was 'best for the country.'

You papered over the fact that he was scared out of his mind on
September 11, 2001 - to the point where he flew to Idaho to hide - in
favor of painting him as a 'resolute leader.' You swallowed, hook,
line, and sinker, every lie that came out of the White House in the
run-up to the invasion of Iraq - in many cases embellishing the lies to
make them sound more plausible.

You let the elite members of your profession use their positions as
opinion-shapers to shove cooked intelligence down the throats of the
American public. You placed that cooked intel on the front pages of
every newspaper and magazine in the country, and you played that cooked
intelligence at the top of every hour on your cable news outlets.

You never once asked, 'Where is Osama bin Laden?'

You followed him, with your TV cameras, to every single place he went
to vent his spleen about terrorists, giving him hours and hours of free
face time to repeat his lies. You ignored that people were being
arrested for speaking against him, that his audiences were hand-picked,
that protestors were being put in pens at great distances from every
venue in which he ever appeared.

You bought 'Mission Accomplished' by the pound. You cleared the shelves
of 'shock and awe,' exhausted the stocks of 'smokin' 'em out,' drank
gallons and gallons of GOP Brand Kool-Aid. You 'embedded' youselves
with the military and took everything the military told you at face
value - even if it directly contradicted reality as we know it.

You reported staged events like the toppling of Saddam Hussein's statue
as if they were real news events. And even after the American public
started to wise up and wipe the terra-dust from their eyes, you still
insisted upon calling him a 'popular president.'

You helped his employees ruin the reputations of fine men who served
this country honorably - letting them compare a man who gave three
limbs in service to this country with Osama bin Laden. You took a
highly-decorated war veteran - you know, the kind of person that you
all love to say you 'support' and 'honor' - and ran his reputation into
the mud, somehow making his exemplary service seem shameful.

You justified Bush's expansion of executive power to the point where we
don't even need Congress, giving them their new job of stage managers
for completely meaningless staged events like the Terri Schiavo fiasco
or railing against gay marriage and making sure nobody burns an
American flag or dares utter the words that Iraq is bleeding us dry,
killing our kids and destroying our reputation as 'the good guys,'
worldwide.

You made excuses for his illegal spying on the American people. You
offered weak justifications for his naked power grab, you laughed off
the fact that his second-in-command shot a man in the face.

You made Ann Coulter socially acceptable.

And after all this, Bush and Cheney and Congress and Coulter and every
wingnut pundit, whom you've coddled and accomodated every step of the
way, show their appreciation how?

They want to muzzle you. They want to imprison you. They want to try
you for treason.

Listen up, Rubes. You think that for the past six years you've been
part of their crowd, but you haven't. You got suckered, flim-flammed,
taken in, jacked, jobbed and jerked around. They took your lunch money.
They came in your mouth after promising they wouldn't.

They used you, and now they want to jail you.

I'd feel bad for you, but you know what they say about lying down with
dogs. You really should have known better - but nobody ever said you
had to be especially smart to be part of the media, and you're all
living proof of that fact.

They fucked you. Now, are you gonna ***** back? You might want to
consider it.

Love, Stranger

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Source URL:
http://www.afterdowningstreet.org/node/12547